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What is your favorite category? Bakei bakei. What the [ __ ] you don't know what it is? I don't know [ __ ]. I do the basic [ __ ]. So basically like a group of guys surround a girl and just nut on the face and everything. It's I like Pake and I like cream pies. I have a big cream pie fetish. I do really. Yeah. Cocky. Yeah. Okay, explain what a cream pie is again. What's that? That's cream pie is when you get nutted inside. Okay, it look come out like a cream. Yeah, and you pull it out. So is it like that's your your vagina is like pushing it out? Hey, push out the C like a straight after the guy nuts in you, then they get the camera and they. I I love doing that. I do that in all my. You like when guys eat it after that? That too. I like to put it like I like to take it out and put it in my. I like to eat it afterwards. Take. Oh [ __ ]. I've shared it with a girl before to like go pull it out like it's like, oh, swap, come swap. Hello, Governor. I got some.
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Hey, welcome back to Everyday Is Friday. I'm your host, Robbie World, and of course, Teddy Too Stupid. And you already know what it is. Today, we got a lovely guest today. And um, before we get into it, we got a disclaimer. None of this is real. All of this is cap. So FBI, if you look at, keep looking, because a nothing here, okay? And before you get offended and getting your feelings, get in your bag first. And before you try to counsel us, make sure you subscribe. And that's how we do it. Who we got today? Lisa IIs. Hello, Lisa IIs. IIs. I know what IIs is like. I yeah, know you. I know whattis is too. What's IIs? Well, it's actually comes from where I was born. Buenos Aires, Argentina. Okay. Lisa, I thought the itis was like, you know, when you eat, we eat that you got. Yeah. Is it Isis? I think it's about like that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Say, say itis and then say itis. Itis. Itis. Okay. I whattis. Itis. Itis. It's itis. Ain't itless. I like quoitis. Quoitis. Okay, cool. So what do you do? I am a content creator. Uh, walking OnlyFans. Bro, your voice is so hot. Thank you. We going keep we going to keep saying that [ __ ] throughout the cast. Can you say, can you say Maybach Music? Maybach Music. Oh, okay. So, so I guess we started asking this question. Do you want to start off like right here or do you want to go right here? It's going to go right here. But do you want Mama ain't raised now. Oh, Mama ain't raised. No. Let's do it. Go first. What's your favorite color? I'm just joking. All right. What's the craziest? Uh, what's your craziest wet dream? I really like the whole robbery role play. Man breaking in and then I have to [ __ ] him to basically save my life. Horny ass [ __ ] right there. Yeah, that's I ain't lie. That's a first. I like. Who's the who's the robber? Just he wearing a ski mask. Ski mask. Is it the OG ski mask like with the two holes in one mouth or the pushy pushy? Okay. How much did you spend on your body if you don't mind me asking? I want to say like a good 100,000. On what? Total over the years. Break it. You got to break it down. Um, I've had two BBLs, liposuction, um, bot shots. Uh-huh. My lips, all the face stuff, maintenance like fillers, boto, all that type of stuff. Massages. They charge massages. Oh, yeah. Like a lot. Like, yeah. Massages is mandatory for the post-op. I thought it was like 350. Massages where? Colombia, maybe. But not in America. Oh, the what? No. About [Laughter] Say, what is your, what is your pet peeve in the bedroom? No foreplay. No for. Okay, you got to warm me up. You got to get me wet first, you know? Okay. What is considered foreplay to you? Like, like how would somebody warm you up? Push the started, you know, kissing, touching. Okay. Licking. Licking. Mhm. Yeah, yeah. So what would you start? What would you prefer licking where? What what spot turns you on? Like, um, nipples, neck, neck, nipples, back of my thigh, um, inner thigh, and then obviously. Yeah. I don't know. You got to say it like I could. Oh, you can. You can get freaky on this show. If you got my [ __ ]. Oh, way she says it like my [ __ ]. It hurts. Oh, no. What are some things that are completely off limits during sex? Like if a guy, y'all both butt naked and a guy just whip out a dildo and you like, hey man, where did that dildo go from? Like something that's off limits. Make it so casual. Hey man. Um, like I don't, I'm cool with eating ass for instance. Like I don't mind eating ass or gu or any of that. But it's just like the way it happens. Like, you know, I don't want like spread eagle or anything like that. Like that's too. So how that's crossing the line for me a little bit. A l. Well, if if uh, if you're your God spread eagle. Yeah. Like, yeah, that's. But some women always. I don't know. Like how does it start? I don't know. Like like how you introduce it? I think I always I always test the waters. Like I will go from the balls to the gu and then see how like if that's, you know, if they let you go to the G. Usually you can, you know, eventually go down to the booty hole. Yeah, like if he don't grab his hand and as you go down, then yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that a red flag to you? No. Now, if you start saying I want a finger, then things like that, maybe I'm going to start thinking. What if you just said, what if you just suck his dick, look at his balls, and you get to the ass? He said, wow, this my favorite. And he just bent over, stomach on bed. Okay, I'll tell you a story. So I was dealing with some guy from from London back in the day. And um, when we would see each other, like he would just want me to eat his ass pretty much the whole time. And that to me was a red flag. Cuz I'm like, do you not want to [ __ ] me? Like, so and then I found out he had, he had done a long stint in jail. And that just started to, you know, calad. Yeah. 2+2 equals anal. How did you start doing OnlyFans? Um, so another model reached out to me about it. Shout out to Dominique. She told me about the platform. That was back in 2018. So before it blew up, before COVID. And um, yeah, I was already in the sex work industry. I was doing cam soda, I was stripping. And yeah, so I got introduced to it. And like straight away, as soon as I signed up, within a couple of days, I had made like 5,000. So I was just like, oh my God. And then I started calling all my girls and I'm like, listen, you need to drop. Who would who who is somebody you would want to work with far as like your celebrity crush or doesn't have to be a porn star, body, anybody in the world. It could be Drake, the Pope, Crocodile Dundee if he was living, um, Training Day, Denzel. Oh, so Train. She said, okay, that's that's specific. That was Train. Train. Do you like anal sex? I do. I'm trying to get more into it to be honest. My fans really want me to. It's, um, it's I haven't really fully gone into it yet. But yeah. Okay. But I want to. How many times you tried it? A couple times. But I feel like sometimes men get too excited, they want to start going hard like straight away. And it's just like, you got to, you know. Yeah. I want to like, I want to get to the point that it's gaping. Just gaping a little bit. Not too much, but just like a little pink on the room. Yeah, like, you know, like it's already open a little bit. Look like a little little Lifesaver. You know, they love anal. And OnlyFans, it's like, I think it like surpasses boy girl to be honest. Like they really want to see anal. Like anal's the top C category on there. So I was doing anal. Mhm. And um, I put in my ass to loosen it up, numb it up. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it worked too. H. I get rich. I got to do that scene on U, Wolf on Wall Street. Oh, yeah. When he's taking the lines. Oh, I've done that too. That's fun. Um, have you ever had a threesome? Many, many. I love threes. What's the most people you had in the session? It's usually three. There three. That's what the threesome is. I've done like group with girls, but I haven't had like group of guys. But I I had two guys, had two girls, and then two girls, one guy. Which one you like better? Two girls or two guys? I like both equally. I I haven't had enough two guys to say really compare. But yeah. So would you, would you prefer a good guy or like a bad guy? When I say bad guy, meaning like, you know, Denzel from Training Day. Bad guy or a good guy or a Jake? He can be my side. The bad guy can be my side. Okay. My good boy. Yeah. I want both. You want both? Okay. But you, if you had to pick one to stay with for the for the rest of your life? A good guy. I've gone past the the toxic bad guy thing. Yeah. No. What's the, what's the most toxic thing you ever did? [ __ ] the friend. That's toxic. My best friend. I was young. Yeah. Yeah. Which I was your friend at then? She [ __ ] you over. He, yeah, he [ __ ] on me. And I knew his guy, you know, his friend wanted to [ __ ] me. I mean, all his friends wanted to [ __ ] me. So I was just like, okay, I feel like women, we can always do it better and worse than men can. So I feel like I can. I feel like women, we we can tolerate cheating way better than men. So EAS. I said, yeah, your friend want to [ __ ] me. I'mma [ __ ] your friend. Ouch.
What is your favorite porn category? Bakei bakei. What the [ __ ] you don't know what it is? I don't know [ __ ]. I do the basic [ __ ]. So basically like a group of guys surround a girl and just nut on the face and everything. It's I like Pake and I like cream pies. I have a big cream pie fetish. I do really. Yeah. Cocky. Yeah. Okay, explain what a cream pie is again. What's that? That's cream pie is when you get nutted inside. Okay, it look come out like a cream. Yeah, and you pull it out. So is it like that's your your vagina is like pushing it out? Hey, push out the C like a straight after the guy nuts in you, then get the camera and this. I I love doing that. I do that in all my cont. You like when guys eat it after that? That too. I like to put it like I like to take it out and put it in my. I like to eat it afterwards. I'll take it. Oh [ __ ]. I've shared it with a girl before to like go pull it out like it's like, oh, swap, come swap. Hello, Governor. I got some.
Got do you believe in one night stands? Yes. Okay, so tell us a story. What your have you ever had a one night stand? Yes, more than once. How was it? Explain. Tell us your story. Okay, well, it was, um, it was a celebrity. Mhm. Someone I wanted to [ __ ] for a long time. And we had a free him the first time we met. So it was a vibe. Yeah. Did you initiate it? Well, he asked me to bring friends. I did. And um, you know, he wasn't really prying for it. But the girl didn't want to leave. And I was just like, okay, you want to stay? I like freezing. So it was cool with it. But, you know, yeah, it was fun. He made sure that he he took care of me first. And then we bought her in. But yeah, it was a vibe. Rate your head game from 1 to 10. 100. [ __ ]. Do we, uh, okay. All right, cool. 100. Why 100? What do you think? Well, for one, I think every man is different. So the head's going to be different for every man. And I take my time to learn the man whose dick I'm sucking. I'm going figure out how you like it. I'm going give it to you just like that. I'll prove that message. Okay. Me too. That was a great answer. That was the best answer we don't had. You got to study the penis. Yes. Every man likes it differently. You know, and I love a man that tells me, oh, I don't come from at all. You will now. Oh, do you prefer to date men or women? Which satisfy you better? Um, I've never seriously dated a woman. I've had sex with women, but never been in a serious relationship. So not, I'm not opposed to trying it. But yeah. Um, but sexually, I feel like I could be pleased by E though. Women on man, it doesn't necessarily have to be a man. Cuz I'm not all, I'm not all penetration. I'm all clitoral. So, okay. Yeah. I don't necessarily need to be poked. Okay. Well, speaking of poke, poke, poking, what's the good, what's the best size for you? Like, what's too big, what's too small? You know, it's so crazy cuz I was saying this the other day. I when I had a podcast that I was doing in London, and we had a conversation about the size matter. And at that time, I said that it did. But over time, I'm like, no, I think I just said that cuz it's just like, you know, like the, I guess the the usual thing to say. But I don't really think it's does anymore. I don't really like super monster size dicks anyway. Um, and also like I said, you know, every woman is different. Like you don't, I don't come from just penetration. Like I need clitoral stimulation to come. So I could get some good head. And I don't really need you to poke me to come. Like, yeah. So can you marry good head and like dick? But I like, I don't want to shrimp. But I could do a, you know, a regular sized dick and good head. Cuz I feel like sometimes men with really big dicks are lazy in bed. Like they feel like, I got this big schlong, I don't really need to, you know, put in effort. I don't really need to do foreplay. I don't need to eat your [ __ ]. Like, so yeah. What position makes you come the fastest? From the side. From the side. I'm missionary. Okay. Missionary. That's your favorite position? I love missionary. Yeah. Missionary. Yeah. I like to be able to have eye contact, kissing. Mhm. Yeah. Okay. I don't like missionary. I did it with a crossy girl one time. What is your dream guy? If you can, if you could, yeah, go ahead. Build a, build a [ __ ]. How would you build your guy? I'm not really big in the the muscle thing. I like tall guy. Okay. I'm not really big on the muscle thing. Um, yeah, I actually like a little belly. Um, do, um, well-mannered. Um, I like a street gentleman. I like a little boat. A both? Yeah. Um, and yeah, it me just like me. Like if I'm going to learn what you like sexually, I want you to learn me. Love my body, what I like. Please be bedroom, um, honest, even the nitty-gritty stuff. I'm pretty open. So yeah, just, uh, honest. And, um, yeah, someone that likes to travel, adventurous. I love to travel and experience. Yeah. Okay. It's like every time you speak, I'm just falling in love. Like, yes. What race do you like dating the most? It's not that I like, but I mostly dated black men. So yes. I lost my virginity to a Jamaican man. And it was kind of a wrap off to that. Real bad. I stay away from Jamaica. No offense. Yeah. Okay. You say you try to stay away from Jamaican? I don't do Jamaicans no more. No. Yeah. No. I feel like it's like in their culture to breed. So even if like they're from here, but they got family that's like born and raised, I just, I don't know. They just like to have two kids everywhere. I don't like that. Yeah. How long should a man last in bed? I need a good 20, 30 minutes. 23 minutes. So you're not like the one that be like, oh, I need rounds and hours and [ __ ]? No. I mean, it's depends on the size too. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to be pounded by some big dick for hours. Thank you. So what's the quickest you ever made a guy come? That's not on your card. That's on my card, buddy. Just make. Oh, you want to bet? No. Seconds. Second. One second. M. What did they do? What did you do? Um, I think we was, we didn't even do head. It was just straight doggy. But oh, it was like one, two. I'm like, uh, did you come? You are you done? You gonna do? He like, what happened after that? Like he just, he just like gave up or he just like, no, I gotta wait. Give me 10 minutes. No, he wanted to regain. But I was kind of over it. He didn't try to like eat it out or anything like. No, that's what he should have did. I would have been like, I like, I don't want to do this no more. I would have lied. Say, did you come? No. Get on your back. Why you say it like that? Get on your back. You got to, you got to get that sex. I like to shake your dress. Oh, yeah. You know what? Do you see yourself doing after you're done making content? I want to transition into streaming. Streaming? Yeah. I'm telling you, gaming streaming. Do. No, don't wait. Do it now. I know. You know what? I feel like I've been procrastinating for too long about it. So I need to just do it. Tell. Just do it. Do. I'm telling you. Cuz I kind of want to the like teacher, like an English head, head mistress teacher type thing. And then like the kids watching on my my, you know, yeah, naughty students. Harry Potter vibes kind of thing. I don't know. You ain't lie. Do it. You play games like video games? Dude, I'm telling you, you will make bank. [ __ ] money. I'm telling you. I know. I need to just do it. I've been think, I'm overthinking it. What's the wackest head you ever had? Oh, gosh. Yeah. Teeth. Oh, for real? Yes. Especially on the [ __ ] like, why are you biting my [ __ ] like that? [ __ ] hurts. Or like the nails. Oh my God. Like long. Yeah. Dirty nails. No. Why are they anywhere near my vagina? Get away from me. See, you ever seen [ __ ] that be rolling up weed? [ __ ] that long ass [ __ ] nail. I go backward in my [ __ ] like I like I be like, look like they got that long ass nail, bro. Like I love a man that that does money pennies like that's. I love that. And the shiny, shiny polish. I love that [ __ ]. What is your most successful investment? My most successful, my eyes and my lips. Ass. Okay. Okay. Always invest in yourself, ladies. G. Amen. Always invest in yourself. Um, do women get more out of being a being the side chick or man? Depends what you're off. But I would say the main. The main. Yeah. Yeah. I figured. I thought it would be like sad because it's like, you know, on you side, you don't deal with the, I guess you don't deal with the [ __ ] that a main chick will deal with. But like I said, it just depends on what your values are and what you're after. But yeah, I feel like the side chick could be petty as [ __ ]. Like, give me not. Tell your man no. Side chicks taken care of. But not like. But I think they get taken care of for to stay quiet. Yeah, that's why they get taken care of. I mean, it's it's more benefits in some cases. I just feel like with women, I feel like not all women, but most women are more inclined to get feelings. And then they get complicated. Right? So cuz I feel like side dudes never D never speak cuz they want to be able to continue [ __ ] you. So they're never going to speak. They don't care. They're not trying to get to the main go, the the main guy position. They don't care about that. You know, they happy being the side guy. But with women, it can get a little, get a little complicated. What does a man have to do to get your attention? Hear this one. Um, be original. I don't know. Be original. Like, surprise me. Do some [ __ ] that nobody else would do. Okay. Yeah. Sur. Okay. So what would be I send me money. Send me a big lump sum of money. That I will get my attention to. But no, like original. Like something original. You know, I get the the same old DMs all the time. Like, send me something. Would you be mad? Okay. And be honest. Would you be mad if a guy hit you up and be like, hey, I'm going to take you on a shopping spree, but shopping spree is at Walmart and Target? I mean, I love Walmart and Target. What's the budget? Whatever you can grab, whatever you fit in. I love that. I like, I said, I love Target. I love Walmart. So if it's okay. Limitless budget. Limitless budget. But you, you can you can get whatever you want from Walmart and Target, but it can only fit in two buggies. Oh, it doesn't matter if it's like overflowing, as long as it don't fall. Yeah, I love that. Okay, cool. Should a man get back with a woman that cheated? No. Yes. What happened? H. Why not? No. I want to hear why. Should a man get back with a woman? Cuz I mean, if I cheat, I would hope she would want to get back with me. You know what I'm saying? We all [ __ ] up. We all we all we all miss the dip, right? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And I sometimes our chip break. Yeah. But what we going to do? We going to grab another. Be fair, huh? Yeah. Well, let me tell CU eventually you're going to cheat too. No. No. Well, let me tell you this. It depends on what kind of cheat. Okay. Look, it depends on what time of cheat. Black men don't cheat. No. You see, for me, it's different. Like I would say like if he just [ __ ] like it's just sex. Just just sex. Cuz sex can just be sex. Yeah. There was no, there's no feelings involved. You didn't take this girl out on a date. Like it's just straight sex. I can forgive something like that. So you, no, if it's repeated. But you know, I can forgive your sex. But like, or though, or I don't care. Well, him giving oral. Yeah. Yeah. That mean he loved that girl. I. No, no, oral. Just straight sex. Like if my girl cheated, give another dude head, I'm like, all right, n [ __ ] you ain't give a [ __ ] like you give a [ __ ] about me. You really heard. You really like cuz you could just had sex. Like, oh, just feel like men are more funny about giving head than women are. Like men don't just give head to any girl that we like. We we give it right. Not just any girl. Now, I ain't gonna lie. Way the wait. Some of these girls be sucking dick. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So this time of the podcast, we'll be playing a game called Spin the Block. Object of the game is where our guest spins the wheel three times. And whenever it lands on, she have to do. If she doesn't, she have to take a shot. With her consent, of course. Let's play. I got to take you to the casino. Flash the camera. Okay. Nice. T was like perfect. It's like it's like Batman. It's called a Brazilian tape. Brazilian tape. Yeah. Oh, let go right. All right. With that being said, is it worse to fail or never try something? Something. Find out next time on Everyday Is [Music] Friday.