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[Music] attentive to Maí Maí attentive to Wendy yes already ah [Music] Ton where have these puppets gotten to these vagrants surely they are there they are looking at me these damn ones get out of there ghosts get out of there vi vi get out of there I see first if you are seeing them report them to me immediately because this is urgentíssimoca Tony where are they but where have they gotten to I know I know surely this chubby big-bellied smoked ham head is eating in the refrigerator a fried egg may she choke may she choke aj Ajá you have turned into an egg get out of here get out of here I am telling you to get out of here get out of here before you turn into scrambled eggs get out of here get out of here and I'll show you how ah he says he is an egg but then where have these cheap ghosts gotten to queca come down immediately water cylinder come down I scared you I scared you what's wrong with you hey chifa noodle what shut up shut up where had you gotten to and this piece of beloved jamor what is he serving you what's wrong with you what's wrong with you ah with my chulucanas water bottle nobody messes with ah circus act for helping me but enough enough vagrant puppets don't you see that I have very important news to give you or not there is a plenary session in the kitchen well I have very important news to give you let's see bark Servando the general manager listen listen the general manager has informed me that Wendy is pregnant my God we are going to be uncles for which for which I have to communicate it to Wendy in an annunciation like the Virgin Mary something excellent oh how beautiful chochera then together we are going to the hairdresser ah to trim our ends a little ah to ask Rocky Monte the liar for another suit and to stretch our faces like Jimmy Santi enough enough man enough you you what you have to do is find a way to get Machín out of the house because I have to communicate this news to Wendy alone Machín must not find out anything oh perfect ready [Laughter] ready r r r [Music] [Applause] [Applause] ah [Music] ah [Music] ah Oh [Music] [Music] it's for me a special momenty [Music] lache I was in love with [Music] you good morning good morning sir good morning good morning good morning good morning telephone good morning for me a special moment I will speak with the night and kiss me my love and kiss me what's wrong what's wrong girl hey I'm singing behind behind behind stop stop stop hey stop stop then stop one more time beautiful beautiful busa tal How are you good morning good morning how did you sleep I keep dreaming beautiful beautiful enough enough what's wrong with coquillas uy she's with coquillas like last night like last night like [Applause] last night machi you scared me like that yes you were very very scared imagine me who has to see your face every day let's see look how this is look look look all dirty ah you already cleaned the whole house the whole whole house go clean my mom's house right now e there just there just there ah ah ah ah where is it where is it there there there we are going to take attendance list a silence pancakes there they are there they are I made you I made you I made you it's wrong there it is fried egg from the stadium there chicharrón from the north there from the south ah from the east I put [Music] black or green olives green there they are black no there aren't any but you don't have any how can you buy me you are a bad grace you can't prepare me black olives that I love black olives ah you are the limit you are a bad grace you are you it's over it's over I'm going to work because in this house they don't feed me of course I I kill myself working I break my back to work so that you have to cook and there's nothing to eat what's wrong nothing then then then goodbye goodbye I'm going to work and that's my last word because here in this house they don't feed me it's the limit what's wrong nothing then goodbye and that's my last word I'm going to work almost almost goodbye he went to work he went to work but it's it's Sunday it's Sunday working on Sunday oh good [Music] [Applause] [Applause] working let's see if there is let's see if there is little father if there is chugo pata no no no it seems you are not understanding anything sit here child continue with your primary school abve Wendy Bravo good good buy no my daughter what you have to say is ave ave ave ave my daughter I have come as God's representative to inform you that within your womb you carry a human being in the making in where in the making my daughter in the making it means in preparation in gestation in elaboration in super ignorant how can you not know a word that in the making my daughter in the making no no how will you know Thursday in the making it's something very easy my daughter there is what I have come to tell you is that you have a little thing in your belly button it's one thing and then it will grow and grow and grow until it becomes a gigantic alien it will go and and and and and then you will have to pay for hospital cesarean diapers a lot of stupidities that will take your money my daughter they will take your money no yes that's right no father stop it stop it of life it's something very easy because it will bring you a lot of joy do you understand me my daughter no let's see repos what have you understood let's see already already a lot of money but I will be very happy exactly my daughter exactly and do you know why he will tell us he will tell us all why my daughter because because because I don't know I don't understand well no no what I want to tell you is that you will have a human being in your arms and you will carry it and caress it until until the buttons come off like that your skin gets stained like that something will stain all your skin with Pichi Pichi Pichi Pichi no stop you are going to vomit my daughter it's a horrible thing your breasts will grow to the floor it's something you will be a walking filth that you will have a child [Music] call Wendy Wendy react for God's sake and what happened to him my God please Wendy Wendy And now who can help me oh the grasshopper has gotten fat what did you say no no nothing my daughter well I'll leave this little problem here for you to solve I'm leaving garlic shrimp I'm leaving I'm a rascal oh where is the plug I already know luminaria I already know she is possessed she is under the effect of possession watch out watch out hand me the bathtub [Music] what's wrong what's wrong I already know it's the man yes it's your husband yes it's the scoundrel oh it can't be possible what's wrong are you afraid to tell him that you have a CR waiting yes ah that you have a little worm waiting right I'm afraid yes afraid why am I afraid that cachí will leave me when I get like you how yes old old like I have like with age Age that word that wrinkles there then the double chin double chin it's square those lumps and the cellulite and besides you know like that thing that is there but I'm not going to tell you you have to tell me I can't you have to tell me I can't it would do you a lot of harm okay tell me a pimple I have a pimple I have a pimple I have [Music] the heel but I don't fall for the rascal I fall for the rascal my career is ruined please don't [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] leave the beast [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] where is it where are the funny puppets listen what happened where who was it who made me go to work on Sunday ah who was it ah they are playing dumb I am waiting I am waiting who was it who was it I am waiting who was it I am sir yes sir well it wasn't me sir then who was it I wasn't it was tet hit her hit her because it was her what happened enough enough garlic I'm fed up and another day I'm going to kill him who are you going to kill Viruta who are you going to kill chochera don't you realize that I'm dead tired that's good chochera I'm going to tell you something very crazy this is the only time that I jate brother okay so please don't take me out of my frame listen hey ghost of the Caribbean ah from what chifa did that tablecloth steal from you listen carefully to this micke González from hán that's good before addressing your phoneme towards me please refrigerate your crotch well wash your tartar your tooth your tooth your wing your hoof your hotwing what delicious what did you say to me ah what did you say to me ah what's wrong with me the man of the house you are going to call me the ghost of the house what what's wrong with you what's wrong with you what's wrong [Applause] thing there delicious [Music] delicious what about that what thing there is Peruvian marinera Peruvian marinera how delicious they stabbed your foot hey brutita what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong I'm standing on tiptoe look Viruta look Viruta Viruta how funny Viruta right hey my Viruta what you I like you brother you I like you chochera the only thing that divides us is this big-headed one Wendy Janet ah the one from the combi chochera ah how delicious she is more look at her there peeking and I think she has something very important to tell you ah yes so and I leave you with her see you how delicious that well all the beautiful years to all the beautiful seit who are watching me I say goodbye to all of you see you soon with tips for acting nicely right excuse me see you soon [Music] hello my love hello my little sun hello my decontaminated beach hello my drug-free neighborhood hello my already already already enough what do you want I have to tell you something I don't feel like listening to you that I don't feel like listening to you if you have something to tell me ah if you want to tell me you tell me but without talking let's go let's go already already without talking the monster is alive no well Go Bebeto [Music] no my love no my love it's not that look carefully the crazy Juana no no no you know what you know what you know what chochera I'm not going to make a bigger fool of myself than I have to do you understand me do you understand me or don't you understand me do you understand me or don't you understand me what's wrong until what time am I going to be making a fool of myself be careful that you machete horrible that you are going to machete me what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong chochera open your ear that I have to tell you open it open it open your ear open your ear that I am going to tell you something very important we are going to have a [Music] child let's go let's go I was very clear I don't like children I only like them but on the speed bump oh sorry it's over it's over you are going to come here e we are going to have a child we are going to a it's over take all your clothes and more it's over no no no no no no maching Alberto please don't go don't leave me alone without you I couldn't live just now that I carry the fruit of our love in my womb maching Alberto I beg you I implore you go I'm sorry and I'll tell you again Wendy it's decided if we are going to be three in this house there is one that is extra goodbye [Music] what's wrong nothing maching Alberto listen to me listen to me I have something to tell you maching Alberto I have something to tell you please listen to me listen to me please I have something to tell you listen [Music] [Laughter] but don't you realize silly that I've been listening to you for hours ah what could be so important that you have to tell me ah what could it be what could it be is it melon is it watermelon open the curtain and you'll see what it is you know what machin Alberto your real father is seismo [Music] I said no no yes yes no yes oh he's saying that to make me nervous you're lying to me you're lying to me Wendy genet tell me tell me okay I lied I confess I'm a liar now all that's left is to regret and bite the back of my hand no not that one ah [Music] salbas you know what now go now now go now which one is yours go which one is yours if the one who leaves is you that's your suitcase ah my suitcase ah I'm going I'm going ah I'm going what's wrong what happened what happened what happened what [Applause] happened what thing come here Choche come here chochera come here chochera let's see why don't you grab some ballet shoes and go on tiptoe to hell ah excuse me for interrupting your conversation I didn't want to but don't forget to take 100 sunscreen to hell because otherwise your skin might get tanned how about that ah how funny how funny what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what thing what's wrong what thing if the one who leaves is her not me oh then with greater reason skin care deserves the best care in the world that's why this 1500 protector will make you feel young fresh and healthy there's something I don't understand there's something I don't understand why are you going to hell don't you realize that you can hurt viruti two ah because he wants me to go because he doesn't want us to have our baby for a moment for a moment I have nothing against you having your baby our baby not yours the one who will have it is you so that problem is over and he is leaving this house everyone who is pregnant what did you say scoundrel what I heard he is leaving this house everyone who is in a state of being pregnant that he is leaving the house to everyone who is in a state of being pregnant are you sure J by your mother by yours by your father by the other separate your hands I have them separated yes sir let's see let's see let's see are you sure no it's not true very well by the powers of gr hand me the bathtub [Music] madam madam madam if you think being pregnant will convince me you are very mistaken and you look at me you won't have a little tamale around here already arrived [Music] he a ah [Music] [Applause] bye bye cute guys see you tomorrow at the beach and we're going to dance and we're going to eat and everything we feel like bye oh how delicious my beach today and I surfed and I swam and I ate ice cream I did everything I felt like what are you doing in my place be careful salit very well what have you done while I was scratching my belly on the beach I already cleaned the whole house and I already caught the sea I don't care I want to know what I'm going to fill my belly with today ah I made you a very delicious lunch what you like I made you chicken stew I don't like it anymore you say ceviche locro it's not spicy you say you say you say red noodles like you like them but one by one you know what you are causing me great disappointment let me tell you some things revenge you know what I want you to do I want you to clean to mop to sweep to pick up all the poop of all the dogs in the whole neighborhood and you know what else if you don't talk to me at all because I don't like your voice it bothers me and you know what you are it leave me tell you and that little hair I don't like it at all a pimple is coming out and you know what come closer to my bed right now and leave me my blanket and give me my pillow get out of my place and I want you to do all this right now you don't have to yell at me because remember that I am pregnant and I get [Music] sensitive hey ow you don't have to hit me either that ow on the other side hey hey you know what I'm going to do I'm going to go to my room to watch my TV with my remote control alone in my place and if someone calls me tell them I'm not there be careful ah do everything for me right now do everything for me because the house has eyes and the wall has its ear and it's watching you and it tells me be careful ah I'm watching you be careful with what you're doing because it watches you and be careful so that it tells the wall and be careful with who hello Viruta hello Viruta Viruta hello Viruta did something happen to you Viruta demons Viruta we are going to be uncles listen to me listen to me hey ghost of the Caribbean we are going to be it's clear No we are not going to be uncles it's clear or not No we are not going to be uncles listen to me Viruta there is something that I did not like at all what is it that you yell at the placenta of my nephew like that okay you are going to cause him trauma later he will be a television technician I yell because I feel like it I am the man in the house and I yell whoever I feel like it besides look look look how ridiculous I look with the belly Viruta you look beautiful Viruta ah your hair Viruta you are delicious Viruta what hey Viruta tell me something when you scratch your lower abdomen ah do you cry when you see the flower fall does it cause you your gullet ah does your cuticle break do you feel very sorry to see the child approaching your car does your forehead sweat would you like him to come out like you ah like a wipe no no I don't want him to come out what I don't want is for him to come out and you have to help me come here tell me stand here listen to me let's see if you help me get this thing out I'll lend you my wife demons that changes the story for a moment enjoy good the switcher if he gives me Wendy Yanet I will have someone to deposit my ectoplasm in and therefore stop hanging out with my friend manuelazo what do you say perfect Viruta now I'll send you this listen this we're going to put something beautiful together here okay okay like last night ah like every Sunday at 12 ah how beautiful how Peruvian look Viruta how about that how beautiful that how beautiful that ah already look Viruta how about if I call keca already for what for keca well my friend the heel of guaura the stopper of the ocean already already halfway ah how about if I call her and you tell her that you want to have the child but don't be a beast don't be a beast if what I want is to have the child me me I don't like children I never like children you lack andca chochera I lack andca I will lack mta escobillón de salsódromo what's wrong with you hao la [Applause] del beautiful bon do you like to return with the ball hey Viruta you lie to him pech ochera you lack andca you lie to him already already already I understood I understood of course you lie to him and you already get rid of him we all go to our house we record the first chapter we get paid and that's it already already already I understood I understood that I tell him that I make him believe and that later of course it is you see that Viruta is not for nothing you think too already already see you then Viruta already already I'm going to Wendy's room now bye miruta Silva de ungu your mother I'm going to take advantage of the solitude of this television space to tell my big-headed one Wendy Yanet the Mickey Mouse of micro that I love her very much that I desire her that I want to have as I am a ghost many little pains with her for a moment e how are you did you know that my blood although it also has red no no and that songo gave him borondongo no because of the oblong no then we have many things to talk about wait for me have you realized that you and I look good together we combine well we fit well we are concave and convex we could star together we would look perfect on the covers of teleguía I will thank you for so much skill for your words what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong I am not who you imagine okay I am going to tell you that with my magical powers I can turn you into a wonderful intelligent actress full of nuances with my magical powers I can turn you into Carla barsotti and I will act as if there is nothing here meaning there is nothing here it doesn't exist it doesn't exist there is nothing empty null set then I grab and go to my place to be alone in my house alone well chochera if your germ doesn't give you attention like that flower brother chamala ah give her what she likes that sweet thing recite me a beautiful poem demons she doesn't react who am I going to go to the park of love ah who am I going to buy idiotic dolls with idiotic faces for a moment I'm going straight to your pimple do you want me to oil the tube do you want me to mop the alley the piano do you want to water the plant [Music] [Applause] [Music] madam madam madam ghost I have something important to communicate appear at this moment missing fill with tamale and chicharrón [Laughter] meó meó how funny how funny no oh yes a lot of laughter it gives me a lot of laughter I want you to take it out once and for all what thing that you take out my belly ah I can't why because the spell said very clearly that I could only get you rid of it when you accept to have your child I don't like children is that clear I don't like them ah well you should have thought of that before going to your wife's room lustful eyes and drool before now it's too late you have to have your child I don't want to I don't want to because I don't like children do you know what having a child means ah do you know what having a child means no you don't know what you're going to know hey boliqueso little round thing and you smell like hoof oh you called me boliqueso I fall to the ground I am the mockery of the S do you realize poor woman what's wrong with you hey what's wrong with you what's wrong what's wrong hey I'm going to give you one I'm going to give you a c what's wrong I'm going to do the crane don't mess with me ah attack chicken attack chicken what's wrong look what I did to you ah don't mess with me look what I did to you don't mess with me I'm sending it back to you I'm sending it back to you decide it already belly hump belly hump at one at two and at already already okay okay I have decided that I want to have my child what thing I want to have my child what thing what phenomenon ah yes are you sure yes I want to be a father very sure very sure there is no doubt about it there is no doubt about it swear it by your mother by yours by your father by the other separate your hands I have them separated let's see you didn't do anything against it no thing you did nothing ah okay very well then by the powers of because he granted me ah hand me the bathtub wend ton quickly extraordinary [Applause] r that ah enough enough enough you are zonaz you believed it you believed that I was going to be a father I don't like children and I'm not going to have any children and that's it what thing scoundrel how what thing lower your voice lower your voice and be careful about getting me pregnant again just be careful or I'll tell everyone your secret already and you Corita don't tell me anything or I'll tell everyone where you lived on the weekend ah ah with that what be careful and you silence silence or I'll blow and you'll disappear it's over it's over I'm not going to have any more children and that's it you're not going to have the child and that's it no ah you're not going to have the child he says he's not going to have the child you're not going to have the child I don't like children you're not going to have the child you're not going to have the child you're not going to have the child what are you doing to me what's wrong what's wrong ah I told you very clearly I told you very clearly I don't want to have it myself no gentlemen gentlemen here no no no no gentlemen enough what's wrong enough enough enough to the fomela why are you fighting me everywhere my daughter namba stay look my son why don't you want to accept this child who is blood of your blood body of your body ah nose of your nose my son who is belly of your belly barrito of your barrito eye of your eye filth of your filth ah why why don't you want to accept it how come because it will ruin me financially that's why because it will take away my peace my peace my soccer ball my remote control my Susan León poster why else look my son if being a father is one of the main duties of a human being start yes yes being a father is one of the main duties of a human being gentlemen I'm telling you this because man did not come to to to play marbles to play with the nene cubilla no no he did not come to dance cheek to cheek chest to chest no no he did not come to dance also with jully FR some stupidity sir stupidity no no ah yes of course because you are not the one who has to endure diarrhea the little poop the pee on your face ah the dirty words the expulsion from school ah the pregnant girlfriend and the Manuela pajada viura de Palma that you car my son you have to accept this child because otherwise the devil will come the final judgment will come and they will burn your feet they will burn you you won't put on underwear because you are so burnt my son you will see you will see my son you have to no no no no I don't want to I don't want to enough enough enough I've had it up to here with the child the child I don't want to have a child then it's over I don't want to anymore then what a shame I'm telling everyone I don't want to have a child anymore cut the camera it's over and you compadre let me film let me film let me film here here it's over it's over your house wants nothing son take the camera compadre take the camera here what do you think what do you think of the thing the child has the child has the child I'm done with the child I'm not going to film I'm going to pack my bags what thing what no no the patience but cachí you crazy gr is playing a joke excuse me he's playing a joke it's my joke it's funny of course already already already already silence silence now we're going to resume we resume morrito we resume no no no I don't want to I don't like children and that's it but what's wrong with you you ungrateful man unnatural father don't you see that this poor woman is skinny big-eyed chamba white virola adores you no how come no I don't feel like it how come you don't feel like it it's just that I was never a child no I was never a child no and I was born like this big hairy barud so you're saying you were never a child scoundrel never sure swear by your mother by yours by your father I swear it separate your hands I separate them very well I'm going to show you the opposite hand me the bathtub [Music] [Music] who is that don't you recognize yourself it's you from ni the little po what's your name the chicken the chicken and my penot my peno too t my penot go play by the shark let me go let me go let me go no no I'm going to show my friend the monkey say hello to everyone how monkey [Music] I look like [Music] [Music] tell me that you [Music] love me if I love you [Applause] I'm going to be a father of course we're going to be uncles [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] attentive Maí Maí attentive ui B