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Yo, Duck, this doesn't look good.
>> What? That, bro? It's sucking me in.
>> In the basement.
>> What are you wearing on your back?
>> NOTHING.
>> WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I'LL BE HONEST. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO go outside. I know this is my whole job, but I got it. I'm getting sucked. I'm getting sucked. [screaming] THIS IS A MANSION. OH MY GOD. [laughter] So what are YOU [laughter] [music]
>> HEY, who's hosting?
>> Not you, that's for sure. [laughter]
>> Don't let me do it either.
>> I did knock you on the beat.
>> That was such a fake laugh. Yummy. What? That was the realest laugh. That was realist laugh. Oh, it is a voice chat game.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. You didn't say that though. I asked you that earlier. You didn't evening [music] pay attention to me though.
>> What are you yelling at? Stop. [laughter] What the [laughter]
>> No reason for that hostility.
>> Oh, bro. They have uh they have a lot in the gameplay and the interface. You could turn off all the HUD. Would that be more immersive? That sounds kind of cool.
>> Wrangler. Who is that?
>> Sound like an AI country song. Tell me what you said.
>> What?
>> My love like a movie. Sucking on them boobies. Yeah, it's uh
>> it's a little ass.
>> Excuse me. Little ass. [laughter]
>> I'm only interested in normal ass. Thank you.
>> Little X.
>> OH,
>> YOU THINK I What [laughter] you think I said?
>> No, I'm not sure. Right. You said little ass sex, right?
>> I said lon X.
>> No, you did not.
>> Little ass. [laughter]
>> Damn, [music] [ __ ] Where you come from?
>> What up? Why is this one mute? What's wrong with him?
>> This guy.
>> What's wrong with him?
>> This other guy. [laughter]
>> Why is he looking at us like that? Wait, me?
>> What's wrong with him?
>> Mine is not good. Oh,
>> I was on the wrong mic. [laughter]
>> Okay. What about now, bro? You like this mic better or the last one better? I don't know if it sounds good cuz it all sound like [ __ ] This one better. Okay. Okay.
>> What's up, bro? What you got? You got a dart? All right.
>> I just invited Donkeyy's [music] ass to watch. I joined a game called Daddy and they they kicked me right away.
>> How many [laughter] times can you
>> You're covered. You're covered. Guys, we're in It's 1953, April 12th.
>> What is happening so far?
>> That's one day before my birthday. I was born.
>> Step in the light, bro. I've been throwing darts at you for like 6 minutes. [laughter]
>> He's got so many toys in his face.
>> I feel like we should just use Discord.
>> Yeah, he might be on to something. What if it's better in game though?
>> Brother, we are in game. I [laughter] don't know what to quit drawing, bro. This ain't met a chameleon, bro. Tornado.
>> No, no, no, no.
>> It's a smiley face. It was A SMILEY FACE.
>> NO, NO, NO. I WAS GOING TO DRAW SOMETHING AND YOU guys came over and ruined it.
>> It's so loud.
>> PERS ON THE WHITEBOARD.
>> WHAT'S HE YELLING FOR? [laughter] It's a guy. He's happy. I'm going to draw a picture of us running FROM THE TORNADO. ENOUGH WITH [screaming] THE WAITER.
>> OKAY. ACTUALLY, censor the waiters because we can't. You'll get in trouble on YouTube. Sorry.
>> Yeah. You'll get in trouble on YouTube if you draw weers on a whiteboard again. I got to pee. I don't want to. I don't want you.
>> I got one round before I got to go. I can hold it.
>> You're not drawing a tornado. Oh sh
>> I didn't watch video that happened to my stream twice when I closed
>> in the tub.
>> What? I can't hear you. Yo, we in the rainstorm though.
>> Hey yummy. [screaming]
>> Yummy. It's wet out here.
>> Come in me over.
>> Come in me over.
>> Coming over. Coming you over. Coming in. Coming over. Over.
>> I see rain. I see rain. And I see
>> confirming rain coming over.
>> Rain over. Rain over.
>> Thunder over. Thunder. Lightning over. What? That ain't going to do [ __ ] bro.
>> I'm in the wrong business, bro. That umber ain't going to do nothing.
>> This is a category five.
>> What are we doing?
>> We're supposed to suck up the tornado.
>> Yummy, you're so loud. Yummy, you're so loud. You're peeking in my ears. You're so loud
>> right now.
>> No, I'm not going to turn you down. Turn yourself down.
>> Please. You're ruining his video.
>> Please.
>> God, he's so loud, bro. It [laughter] would be so loud.
>> Incredible that they would have all that.
>> Yo, what's all that?
>> I hear a [ __ ] tornado is coming. F5.
>> Is this the funnel?
>> Oh, it's loud as
>> Yo, GET THE UMBRELLA.
>> I DON'T SEE IT.
>> OH MY GOD. I SEE IT.
>> OH, THERE IT IS.
>> ALL RIGHT. You should be.
>> Are we supposed to record it? WHAT DO WE DO?
>> IT'S SUCKING ME IN, BRO. YOU ARE GOING TO FLY away probably.
>> This is bad. This is bad.
>> No, you're good. You're good. You look great right there. Here, let me get a let me get a good angle of you standing in front of the tornado. I don't have a camera, but let me just
>> I think it's going to knock that water tower over, guys.
>> N we're good. You're good.
>> What about our truck?
>> We should chase that down, guys. Get in.
>> All right, you're on the boat.
>> Oh, no.
>> A woman's behind the wheel.
>> Oh, she's got it.
>> We need to fill THE COOLANT RESERVOIR. Fuel tank.
>> Why are we out of coolant? Oh, it passed by us. Or is that a second one?
>> Good news. There's a second tornado,
>> dude. It's throwing. Look out. Yeah.
>> Where are we?
>> It's destroying THE HOUSE. THE POWER'S OUT. Oh my god,
>> that house is WELCOME BACK TO SCORPION. DO WE CHANGE THIS [laughter] DOOR,
>> DUDE? I think I got to turn this down. It's so loud,
>> dude. Everything's so loud. Tornado sound effect 100. Oh,
>> yo, what's up?
>> Why are you all up in my grill?
>> I'm getting us out of here.
>> We don't The car can't go. You're just laying on the horn, dude.
>> Oh my god, it's soing dark out here. It's green. Don't move.
>> What is happening? Ouch. Dude, it's green out here. What is going on?
>> I can't tell.
>> Are they dead out here?
>> In your face. Are they dead?
>> I think they're dead. Yo, guys. Uh, are you alive? Over.
>> Affirmative. Over. We're going. We're exploring a house over.
>> All right. I'm going to go explore a house. I'm in somebody's house during a storm. I don't know if this is legal. Over. Oh, I found an energy drink. I want that. I'm going to drink that. Hey, what up, Shotty? Just drinking an energy drink. ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT
>> HURT YOU?
>> YEAH, you hit me. That hurt.
>> I'm sorry. Let me apologize.
>> What is that?
>> Give it to me. I almost beat your ass.
>> No,
>> dude. Let's steal other stuff. I got an Apex tape. I'm stealing a movie.
>> I don't even want this. I think there's another tornado coming. I can't be too sure, but let me go check.
>> Um, yo, Ducky, this doesn't look good. What? That bro, it's sucking me in. Get in the basement. Oh my god. Oh my god. Where's the bas? Where's the Oh god. Are you good? Are you good? Where are you? Where are you? I can hear you all around me, but I don't see you. Oh my god. That was like something out of a movie. That was [ __ ] terrifying. Oh [ __ ] a salad shooter. Wait, that looks pretty useful actually. Ooh, Tennessee pride. Mild sausages. Ooh, breakfast sausages. Oh, I like breakfast sausages. In between a muffin with your wife at home with your baby. Okay. Yeah, we're all eating sausages. Mild wieners. Oh, the salad shooter. I haven't heard of this. Oh, hash browns and apples at a garden salad. Well, this thing is versatile. Is that cheese, too? Wow. And it's dishwasher safe. That ain't bad, bro. I might have to cop me one of them. All right. There's got to be some type of loot here or a basement. Oo, a granola bar. Scissor jack in case we need to replace the tires or something. What is that scary ass? Emergency alert. Emergency alert. National Weather Service. Tornado warning. Yeah, right, bro. I don't see a [ __ ] tornado.
>> Don't do that.
>> I found a tire jack.
>> That's fine.
>> That's good. Good job. Okay, we found a tire out there as well.
>> Hey, Jesus.
>> Dogy got sucked away.
>> Oh.
>> Oh,
>> what was his name?
>> What was whose name?
>> The guy who sucked him.
>> Oh, he was big and in the air and gray.
>> You know if he lives around here or
>> he actually came came in, destroyed half the neighborhood and he left.
>> That house is getting destroyed, bro.
>> Man, I'm going be honest. I don't really want to go outside. I know this is my whole job, but I
>> I got it.
>> I'm getting sucked. I'm getting sucked. [screaming]
>> OH MY GOD.
>> IT JUST SUCKED ME STRAIGHT IN. HELP ME. GRAB MY HAND. HELP ME. I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead.
>> My ass is never going back to Oklahoma again. Ain't no way, bro. [laughter] Five tornadoes in a small area like that
>> in 12 minutes. [laughter]
>> All right. Yeah. Let's go ahead and make sure we handle everything. Change the battery.
>> Let's go look at these houses immediately.
>> There's one right here. This is a nice kitchen, bro. I'm not going to lie. This is a big house.
>> Yeah. Beautiful wood on the walls, as you'll notice. It's all wood. It's This must be from the 1970s at least.
>> They said we're the They said we're in the 50s. You look great.
>> I got a newspaper. I feel like I should beat a dog off my leg that's biting me with this thing.
>> I got some kind of conductor.
>> Did you grab the conductor? Okay, that's good. That's going to be really good in the storm. What is this going to do?
>> If you're in the storm, it'll protect you.
>> Oh, yeah. It won't get me struck by lightning or anything.
>> I hate these controllers, [laughter] bro.
>> Why is this an item?
>> All right, Hey, somebody. Does anybody have a battery?
>> Nope.
>> No.
>> I hear a tornado.
>> Battery. Let's go to
>> You look like an idiot with your little
>> Yeah. Get in the house, bro. Get in the house. I'm near a window. There's a tornado coming.
>> It sounds like the tornado's actively targeting this house. Y
>> Yeah, I agree. Is there a basement? Is there a basement?
>> FIND SOMETHING.
>> THERE'S NO BASEMENT. I'M GOING TO HIDE IN THIS HAMPER. Watch out fuses.
>> Stay away from the window. It's not safe.
>> No, we're good. It's passing. It's passing. I GOT A PORTABLE CONDUCTOR. I'M NOT AFRAID OF LIGHTNING.
>> STOP. IT'S SO LOUD. WHY IS IT SO LOUD? STOP. [laughter]
>> Why you avoiding me like that? I so loud. The roof on that yellow house we went to is gone now, bro. It got sucked away. Get in the crib. Get in the broken crib.
>> I don't know. Last time I was with you, you you didn't even grab my hand. You looked between
>> Dude, I watched you fly away. That was crazy. Dude, I think this house is getting sucked up. I'm not even joking. Is there a basement? There's an upstairs. Yo, is there a basement?
>> Get in the garage. This is the worst place to be, probably. Yeah,
>> DUDE. IT'S SO LOUD, DOG. TELL ME.
>> OH, I FOUND COOLANT. I FOUND COOLANT.
>> OH, WE NEED THAT, I THINK. YEAH, COOL IT.
>> OH MY GOD, DUDE. THE CEILING'S GONE.
>> I'M not sitting in this room, man. I'm going to get sucked out the roof for sure.
>> There's two tornadoes. Look how beautiful. [laughter] It ain't serious as we good. What? What? Where did I go?
>> WAIT. WHAT HAPPENED? WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. We're good. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. GET TO THE BASEMENT. THERE'S NOT A BASEMENT.
>> Grab the umbrella. Yummy. Look at this. [laughter]
>> Dude, this is heed up. We almost died. Wait, can we go in the sewer? What? What? What? Help. It's a quick time event. I got to get YOU OUT.
>> HELP, DUDE. IT'S SO HELP.
>> I'm stuck in the sewer, bro. Thank god. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
>> I got to grab this stuff. It's getting reallying loud. Where'd my flashlight go? I think I saw your leg. [screaming] [laughter]
>> Dude, what? It's just so loud. What are you? [laughter] I just need the fuses. Fuses. They're winding down. This is the loudest [ __ ] of all time. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. I can't take it anymore. I failed it. All right, the coolant's in now. What? I got fuses. Remove dead battery. Wait, remove dead battery. I have fuses. What do I do with these damn fuses? Where the fuses go?
>> I was I was fixing them. Hold on. Right here. I have them as well.
>> I got backups in case.
>> Hopefully these ones aren't blown up because I got struck by lightning with them. You got struck by lightning.
>> Okay, bro. I'ming so ass at the quick time events. All right, fuse is replaced. Now we just need a battery. The coolant's good.
>> Hey, Docky's dead, by the way.
>> How? What happened?
>> He He ran into it again. He ran into the power line. I hear a tornado, but I don't see it. Oh, it's right there. Um, we're dead. We're dead. We're dead. How do we connect the battery? Uh, dude, I don't know how we were moving. We don't have a wrench. Have we found a battery?
>> No.
>> Let me go check this house over here. Flashlight. Big flashlight. Oh, wait. Let me get that. What about in the car? Can we lift the hood and rip his battery out? Maybe his is good. I hear thunder. I hear thunder. What are you wearing on your back?
>> Nothing.
>> What? WHAT IS WRONG [screaming] WITH YOU?
>> WHERE'S YUMMY?
>> YOU STEAL MY [ __ ]
>> You can have it.
>> Oh, I can have it. Oh, thanks, bro.
>> I wanted that flashlight. Oh no. Oh no.
>> Come here, [ __ ]
>> Don't do it to me, bro. No. What did I do?
>> Yo. Yo. Yo, there's a big ass tornado behind you.
>> Where? [music]
>> Where? [music] [screaming]
>> OH MY GOD, THAT WAS HUGE. GET INSIDE. GET INSIDE THE HEADS. GET OVER THE HEADS,
>> DUDE. IT'S SUCKING ME BACK. IT'S SUCKING ME BACK. I'M OUT OF MY HOUSE. I'M USING WHATEVER BUILDING I CAN USE. OH GOD. IN THE GARAGE. I'M DEAD. I'm dead.
>> Why are we even here? We're not progressing to the next map until we beat this one. I hope you guys know that.
>> I don't know why we're here. You're right. That's a good question. I don't know. Change the fuse, change the tires, fill the coolant, fill the oil. That's easy, bro. Oh, I guess it tells me what's what's in this.
>> Dude, they just struck the house. Guys, I'm going to fill the bathtub up with water and sit in it.
>> Dude, IT'S CATCHING THE TREES OUTSIDE ON FIRE. I THINK THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE.
>> YEAH. YEAH. Get out of the house. Get out of the house,
>> dude. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't even sprint. Damn. This is a mansion. [screaming]
>> Oh my god. [laughter] What the is going on, DUDE? OH, WE GOT TO GET a crowbar.
>> Don't look that way. BIG TORNADO. BIG TORNADO,
>> DUDE. The lightning is striking all around me. I can't hear [ __ ] Why do I hear another tornado? What am I hearing? Oh my god, it's a skinny one. IT'S FINE. DAMN. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. I just got struck by light lightning. It sent me over the wall. I can't see anything. Oh my god, the power's back. The power's back on. Maybe I'll find a big flashlight in here. [laughter] Damn. So good. It looks scripted. Uh, more tokens. I'm going to bring Oh, the crowbar. We need that. We need that. There's loot upstairs that's closed. Oh sh Oh my god, their quick time advance. I'm so cooked. A medkit. I don't even think the med kit's worth it. Wait, can I use it on myself? I'm going use it on myself. I'm going grab the crowbar. They should have a tool chest by now. Some kind of tool kit. I'm coming back with a crowbar so we can get into that mansion. What's up? No. Put that thing away. Put it away. No, I think it's I think it's a good thing. I think it like if a lightning bolt hits it, it doesn't hurt.
>> Oh, I see. Did y'all get in the mansion? Damn, y'all already got in. Yeah, this is the mansion.
>> We didn't really search it that for tires. We need tires.
>> I'm checking out this convenience store. Oh my god, I got ripped apart. SCISSOR JACK. OH MY GOD. SCISSOR JACK. There's tires in here, but I don't think we can pick them up.
>> Uh, do we have a scissor jack over? Scissor jack is on the left rear quarter panel OF THE TRUCK. TORNADO. I'M getting in the house. Oh my god. It's sucking [ __ ] up. It's sucking [ __ ] up, dude. Stuff. Trees are flying through the house. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WHAT? NO. I THINK I'M GOOD. I think I'm good. I know it sounds like I'm not good, but I think I'm good. It's just the house is getting destroyed and I'm in it. Okay. Where's my flashlight? Oh, I think it's gone. I think it fell through the map. It's over here. Oh my god. What happened in here? What do we need to remove the flat tire? We need the tool. We need the tool chest. Did y'all ever get a toolbox? Over. Did y'all ever get a toolbox? Over. Who's alive? Over. Over. Who's alive? Over. Hello. Oh, I left my crowbar. I FOUND A TIRE. Oh my god. It takes everything out of my inventory. I don't know what I hear. It's loud, guys. Got to find our bodies in revive. Y'all die. OH, [screaming] I'm dead. The lightning is the loudest
>> ever.
>> I know. I like don't want to. We only last 12 minutes like every time.
>> Oh,
>> damn. No way. Okay, let's just assume what we need. All right, let let me take a look and see what's [ __ ] up in this thing,
>> bro. We have everything here. Uh, no. The weather's picking up, I think. Sounds like it's getting windy up there.
>> Yeah, we didn't start it. It's definitely picking up.
>> Oh, I got motor oil. Coolant, fuel tank, oil. I have oil on me.
>> Uh, pick up the tire immediately, please.
>> Whoa. Wait, I can do fuses as well. All right, fuses and oil are done. Need help?
>> I suck at these, bro. I'm so bad at
>> No, you got it. Just don't rush it.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> Energy pills. What am I taking Rhino pills for right now, bro? What am I doing? I'm popping a ber during an EF5. You ain't built like me.
>> I'm ripping a honey peg in the middle of tornado. Oh my god.
>> Are you good?
>> There's got to be some symbolism here, dog.
>> The world IS [screaming] What the just happened?
>> I just got STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE, BRO. WHERE'S THE VAN? Where's the van? Where's the van? Coolant, tires, and a fuel tank. Where? Yeah, we're Bro, two tires again. fuel. Wait, there got to be gas at a gas station. There got to be gas at the Oh my god, I'm dead as [ __ ] Please, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I FOUND GAS. I FOUND GAS. I FOUND GAS. OH, IT'S MOTOR OIL. No way. I live through that. I just walked through the eye of the tornado. Are you telling me these tires don't work? How are we supposed to get Okay, coolant and fuel. More motor oil. I mean, there's no way. I found three motor oil and no coolant or no fuel. Oh, they got the coolant done. Okay, good. We just need uh we need fuel. We need fuel. Dude, he found a tire. How the hell did y'all find a tire?
>> What's my name?
>> I can't remember my name.
>> Y'all are alive. You have the last tire.
>> No, but we're getting We can We're going to take that one.
>> We need the tire. We need to find the tire,
>> bro. I've been looking everywhere. I haven't found Have we been in this blue house?
>> And we still need a fuel tank, too.
>> Tornado. Tornado, dude. Look at the sky. That is insane.
>> I'm in. Hell, bro.
>> Yeah, I'm going in. I think it's going to, bro. I think it's going to hit this house.
>> It's hitting this house.
>> Vinnie, do not open that door, bro. Are you crazy?
>> Oh my god.
>> Hey, bro. What you looking at?
>> Hey. Oh, you know.
>> I'm going to go get it. Yummy.
>> You're going to go get that tornado? Yeah. Fly away like Mary Poppins. OH, I FOUND FUEL. THEY got the fuel already. Son of a [ __ ] All we need is one tire. That's it.
>> All right, bro. This is definitely a tire house.
>> Got to be. No, this is A BATTERY. OH [ __ ] WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> We still have another house to check.
>> Yeah, true. Where's this tire at, BRO? GOT THE TIRE. GOT THE [screaming] TIRE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. GOT THE TIRE. GOT THE TIRE. Oh [ __ ] It was in the garage. WE GOT TO GO. [screaming] AW. OH MY GOD, DUDE. As soon as I went out the front door. Does he have the tire?
>> Oh, I'm dead. Oh my god, it finally killed me.
>> You died, dude. I heard you for a second. You were like, "No, no, no, no, go, don't get I was already getting sucked away.
>> I got to show you my POV, bro. You had the tire. It's over. Loss, right?
>> I know. I don't know. I tried to drop it before it sucked me away, but I have no idea if I did or not."
>> What is your doggy doing?
>> I think he's drawing us running from a tornado. [laughter] Hey yo, soie, I had the tire in my hands. I got sucked up by a tornado. Good luck. You got you got you. Okay. All right.
>> Wait, that's the tire right there. That's it right there.
>> Where?
>> It's in the middle of the street.
>> TIRE LOCATED. TIRE LOCATED. I REPEAT, TIRE located mother. Get your ass moving.
>> You got to install the tire.
>> Oh my god. Time vent.
>> There it is. Let's get the hell out of here.
>> It's a shame we lost him. Should we try and make a final?
>> Oh my god.
>> Look at that thing, bro.
>> Is this how my friend Yummy died?
>> Yep.
>> I think Smitty went with the same fate. Should we try and rescue them or no?
>> Bro, [laughter] actually go.
>> They did it.
>> Get us out of here. Take us home.
>> Wait, do they have to take the jack off? Are they stuck or something? Or are they good? They're good.
>> Excuse me.
>> What did you just say, buddy?
>> You know what I meant?
>> Kind of an easy game. Low kerky.
>> Yeah, bro. First try. [laughter]
>> Is there anything we can do while we're in here?
>> We could throw darts at each other's nipples or maybe even
>> get caught by [laughter] a tornado while holding an umbrella. That's a problem.
>> I did that first round.
>> Well, car started now. We going to need a new battery, new tires, new coolant, new fuel, new oil.
>> We're already going to die because there's a lot of tornado outside of it.
>> Uh,
>> yeah, it's forming. It's forming pretty close. I won't lie.
>> Let me get a look. I'm actually a specialist in this area.
>> How's it looking? Oh, keep that closed.
>> My god. Hey, where the hell the damn Where the hell the damn garage? Where the hell?
>> Someone point me in the direction of the garage.
>> Where the hell the damn garage at, mate? Tires, battery, fuel tank. I mean, this is all garage [ __ ] bro. We just got to keep checking garages. All right, see what we got. Coolant. I'm taking damage doing what I love for my country. Open the oil reservoir. I better not get sucked away. Two out of two. Done. GET IN [screaming] THE VAN. LET ME CHECK MY POCKET RADAR. See what we got. Oh, so there's a friendly over there. Hey, what up?
>> Howdy, partner.
>> The rain stopped. Oh, got the scissor jack so we could change the tire. Got it. Is that a tornado forming or what is that sound? Is that forming on me? The Hello. Oh no. That's coming right for this house. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I have nowhere to hide. A hallway full of windows is the only place I have to hide. We're so dead. We're so dead. I don't know how we're alive, but we are. I should not have stood up. I dropped all my [ __ ] Oh my god. Jesus Christ, bro. Is that another one?
>> I have a jack. I have a off. Which tire?
>> Oh,
>> is there a Is that a tool box in the tool box?
>> Where's the tool box at? Where's the
>> It should be in the truck. Did you get it?
>> I put you in the truck. Nah, bro. It didn't give it to us this time, I don't think.
>> Listen, I might die, man. I'm pretty low.
>> Let me in the front door. Who got a Let me in the front.
>> I have a crowbar. Hold on. Hold on. I got you. I'll help you.
>> Have a crowbar.
>> I'm going to help you. HOLD ON.
>> TORNADO FOR
>> DON'T DON'T freak out.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> TORNADO FOREMAN. [screaming] LET ME
>> YEAH, I saved your life, bro. You can thank me later.
>> Thank you. Thank you, dummy.
>> We're all in the building.
>> As long as it doesn't hit our crib, we should be good.
>> It's just outside, but we're fine. I passed by. Hope I don't get sucked up by a tornado. That would suck.
>> I bet you there's a tire back here. It's like a junkyard. Toolbox. Yep, that's useful. Need that. Yeah, I found a toolbox. I'm heading back to the van. Over that big strawberry heading back, too.
>> Hey, Big Yellow, did you die?
>> I think he tried to climb the water tower. It was weird. He He disappeared at a moment's notice.
>> I'm trying to get to the van. I got lost in this neighborhood. Everything got destroyed. I'm scared over. I'm hearing loud wind. I'm hearing loud wind.
>> It's like a truck. OKAY, IT'S RIGHT HERE. IT'S FORMING on top of us.
>> Oh my god,
>> dude. It's right over us.
>> Toolbox.
>> Yep.
>> That ain't scary. I've seen war. I've seen death. I've seen oppressive machine.
>> Um I'm hearing another one. There's another one forming. Another one forming. Another one forming.
>> I'm going to get inside and close the door. This mini be stuck out there.
>> So closed it. Not me. Toby closed it. Oh my god, it almost just pulled me. I
>> You trying to kill our comrades, crazy?
>> I didn't try to do that. Are you Are you out of your mind? What What are you doing? I didn't do that,
>> dude. This thing's going over us right now.
>> Literally on top of us.
>> We're in the eye of the tornado, buddy. Uh, we need one more tire again.
>> Make it to the push, bro.
>> Energy drink. Give me that. I'll take anything. I'm about to die. Why is all the [ __ ] on the ground? Did Donkey die in here or something? I'm in the garage. This is probably the worst place to be. Please miss me. PLEASE MISS ME. OH MY GOD, IT'S SO LOUD. IT'S so loud. Help. Oh my god. Let me see what it do. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. The whole house got ripped apart. Thank god I went to the garage. I goting lucky, bro. Oh my god. The whole house is just in shambles right now. WHAT? WA, [screaming] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT just I forgot I can't be in the rain. We all died.
>> Yeah, that's not
>> Yeah. Uh, yeah. Do disconnected. So hit the old uh We should be fine. And then we both got sucked out of the roof of a building. [laughter]
>> I think we're still gone.
>> Can uh let me get him.
>> Yeah, you can mute, bro.
>> I Dude, I hate you so much, bro. You piss me off so goddamn much when you speak. No, you're actually so annoying. I got another walkie walkie one time. Uh, please keep the running away. Turn off [laughter]
>> CUZ GIRL, YOU'RE PERFECT.
>> As long as we don't have to replace a stupid tire, we should speedun this [ __ ] Girl, you [screaming]
>> All right. All right.
>> You're perfect. We have to change a tire. We have to page a tire.
>> Lob.
>> No. Nope. You ain't going to get me with that.
>> Fuel and tire and coolant and oil and fire and lightning and thunder and tornado.
>> I found a tire. I FOUND A TIRE.
>> Drop it.
>> Get the jack. The jack and the tire in the same garage.
>> Oh. Yo, this is actually huge. Wait a minute. Get out of here in 2 minutes.
>> Yeah, bro.
>> Wait. The door. The door. The door. I was confused too for a second.
>> [ __ ] back down there. [laughter]
>> Oh, hell yeah, bro. Where the broken tire at?
>> Who are you whispering to in there, you freak?
>> My demons are talking to me.
>> I don't like this guy. Hey y'all, come put a jack on the front of the damn back of the deck. On the jack of the front of the damn van.
>> You want a jack on the back of the front of the back of the wagon?
>> We need a tool box. We got a tool box. You got one?
>> Got a tool. Look at def boy.
>> I have a doctor. I have a doctor. Kate, let me know if you see somebody in need.
>> I think he's in need.
>> Yeah, bro. I'm not in need, by the way. Why you I'm not in need. Hey, I'm not in need.
>> I'm not [laughter] in need.
>> Okay. Okay. He's not. He says he's he says he says he's not in need.
>> He's dead. He's clearly dead. Look at him. Look really needs shock. He's cooling with his heart.
>> Say Say something only a live person would know.
>> The weather is bad right now. Really bad.
>> All right. Yeah, there's
>> going, bro.
>> Dodge. Oh [ __ ] [laughter]
>> He's good. We need a toolbox is what we need.
>> You just bounce on.
>> Oh my god. It's pitch blackout. What the
>> Oh, wow. See, that's counteracted by a flashlight or power.
>> I got motor oil. I got motor oil.
>> You You let me You let me know if someone needs help. You just let me know. Call up a doctor.
>> Not me. Not me. Definitely not me. I'm not the guy who needs help. The guy who needs help is in the other room. He's going to walk in here in a sec.
>> Yeah, he is.
>> There he goes. [laughter] Sir. Sir, I heard you were in need of some help.
>> Nope. No, I'm good. Sir, sir.
>> No, I'm okay, sir. No, I'm actually all right. No, I'm actually okay.
>> Sir, you you sir, you need some help? [laughter] You need some help? You need some help, sir? Sir, you need some help, sir? You need some help, sir? Sir, let me help YOU OUT, SIR.
>> DUDE, this is scary.
>> What's happening? I can't see.
>> Donkey was the only source of light in the room. We was electrified. Uh, dude, THE TORNADO'S RIGHT OUTSIDE OF OUR HOUSE. GET DOWNSTAIRS,
>> GUYS. I WANT TO GET DOWNSTAIRS. Oil is done. Is there a fuse in this house?
>> I got the fuses. I have them.
>> I knew it. I can smell them.
>> Messing around, bro.
>> I got that oil, bro.
>> What's the password? You got to have a password before I come to town.
>> Answer the question.
>> Why? Both of y'all got that. You know what? Go ahead. Try it. Try it.
>> Answer the question. Try it, bro.
>> Answer the question. What's the password? If you want the password, if you want to hang out with me, you got to know the password.
>> Excuse me. What the hell? What are you doing to me?
>> Try it.
>> Do you need some help?
>> Try it. [laughter]
>> This looks like you need some help, sir.
>> Try it, baby.
>> What's the password? What's the password, sir? What's the password, sir?
>> Show me the Oh, [laughter]
>> click. Face click. I'm sorry.
>> STOP. NO. STOP. YUMMY. [laughter] YOU'RE NOT
>> GET IT TOGETHER, DUDE.
>> GET IT TOGETHER, [screaming] DUDE. YOU FOOL. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A TOTAL COPPER RIGHT NOW, DUDE. I AM
>> WHO STARTED THIS [ __ ] [laughter]
>> BRO, they're shutting it. They're shutting it.
>> Yeah, that's right. That's right. [screaming] OW. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, BRO? IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. OH, FRICK. BRO. BRO, don't even dodge. I'm being bullied, bro. I'm being straight up bullied.
>> Look at what you started, bro. Look at what you started. [laughter]
>> Me verse you right now. NOBODY ELSE. COME [screaming] ON. BE A MAN ABOUT IT. GET SOME. [laughter] WHY YOU WHAT?
>> DUDE, I DODGED the out of you.
>> No, you didn't.
>> I did. I crashed under it. I crashed UNDER IT.
>> OKAY, STOP. I'M GETTING UPSET. ALL RIGHT, time to get back to the mission. All right, back to the mission.
>> All right, then. Let's take care of business.
>> Watch out there wires. Watch out the wires.
>> Get out of this.
>> Okay, hold on. There's a wire right over here. Be careful. Don't touch the wire.
>> No, I don't.
>> Oh, I almost He almost got close enough.
>> Hey, hey, hey, he's chasing me.
>> He got another tire. That's a second tire.
>> Wait, you already have a tire?
>> Yeah. Man, I'm tired of this.
>> Everybody back up. I got a freaking gun. You
>> all right? I mean I mean there's no
>> We just don't have a tool box.
>> We just don't tool box.
>> I have a toolbox. It's inside the house. I didn't know we had
>> Oh, we need a toolbox.
>> Yeah. So about that tornado
>> and we need a cooler. [laughter]
>> We just need the toolbox to put it on and then grab this new one
>> and then install the tire of all time. I'm just going to keep interacting and I hope that if I'm interacting it can't suck me away. So, I'm not going to stop interacting with it. I'm going to hope that it can't suck because I'm interacting. Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> I'm not going to get off of it.
>> I'm not getting off.
>> I got it. What's popping?
>> Brand new tire just put on on the truck.
>> HE'S SHUTTING THE DOOR ON ME. HE'S SHUTTING THE DOOR ON ME.
>> GET IN QUICK.
>> I CAN'T. I CAN'T. WHAT IS HAPPENING? HELP. [screaming] HELP. HELP. The door's glitched. I'M GOING TO GET SUCKED AWAY. STOP.
>> Open the door. Open the door before I throw rocks through your window.
>> Open the door.
>> Oh my god. We both get sucked out.
>> Bro, I hate y'all. That's your fault.
>> We're all dead. We're all dead. [laughter]
>> Excuse me. How did Donkey live?
>> I just was staring at him. As I said, I tried to be a nice guy and I got sucked away. [laughter]
>> What was that?
>> This is all Donkeyy's fault.
>> It literally is, too. He was lying about the door. I went to go test it.
>> Well, we got to find their bodies and save them.
>> Now he feels guilty and he wants to fix it.
>> Yep. That's my mission at least cuz I care about I care about them.
>> Who wrote that? [laughter]
>> I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
>> [laughter]
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OH. UHOH. SOMEBODY GRAB ME. SHOW ME what it's
>> okay. May. What the hell?
>> I have no idea. We're doing the job on a whole roof is gone for a second. I woke up and the roof was completely gone. Tungsten I think a tornado came through.
>> What does that mean?
>> Oh, that siren.
>> I don't think we've heard that been around.
>> No, we haven't.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh god. Did you see that?
>> Is he getting sucked? He absolutely is getting such attitude. [laughter] All right. Hey, man. If only I could have jumped in the van that one time. That would have been cool.
>> So, you had no reaction to that [ __ ] approaching you. [laughter] I don't know if you saw it or not.
>> I couldn't see it.
>> All right, EVERYBODY. THAT WAS PHOTO Runners with the boys. If you want to see more, make sure you leave a like and subscribe. Don't forget to go get lead and use code yummy. I will see y'all in the next video. Peace out.
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