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[HORROR MUSIC]
>>HE'S HERE.
>>HEY PRETTY GIRL.
>>DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO KILL US?
>>JEN, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE HIM OUT.
>>I'M AFRAID.
>>YOU CAN DO IT.
[SCREAMING] [PANTING]
>>I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
[PANTING] [SCREAMING] [PANTING] [SCREAMING]
NO! NO! NO!
>>CUT. THAT'S A WRAP EVERYBODY.
>>GOOD WORK. THAT WAS GREAT.
>>LANCE, BUDDY, IS THE FINAL EDIT READY?
>>OH YEAH, SORRY IT'S TAKEN SO LONG. THIS MOVIE IS SO CONFUSING TO EDIT. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I BROUGHT IN SOME ACTORS TO DO SOME LINES. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO INSERT THEM IF YOU WANT THIS THING TO MAKE SENSE.
>>WHY?
>>WELL, OKAY, NO OFFENSE, BUT IT JUST WASN'T PLAYING LIKE A ROMANTIC COMEDY.
>>WHAT?
>>YOUR TWO LEADS, THEY HAVE NO CHEMISTRY. I DON'T KNOW WHO WAS--
>>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HORROR FILM. IT'S A SLASHER.
>>WHAT?
>>YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>>NO, NO, NO, WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT.
♪♪
>>HELLO? IS ANYONE HOME? HEY, WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OFF?
>>HE'S HERE. HE'S CUTE.
>>HEY PRETTY GIRL AND SMART GIRL. YOU'RE NOT JUST PRETTY AND SMART.
>>JEN, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE HIM OUT.
>>TO DINNER. I'M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT.
>>YOU CAN DO IT.
>>SORRY GIRLS, GOT TO BOUNCE. BYE!
>>UH, I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A BOYFRIEND. OKAY?
>>JEN, COME BACK! I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. FLOWERS! HEY, WILL YOU THROW ME THAT BOOK?
>>HERE YOU GO.
>>THANKS, BABE.
>>♪♪ I'VE BEEN ♪ ♪ LOOKING FOR THE--♪♪
>>HEY, THIS IS OUR SONG. YOU REMEMBERED!
>>YEAH, THIS IS OUR SONG. LET'S MAKE SMORES.
>>I CAN'T. I'M MOVING TO PARIS.
>>WHAT? I GOT TO CRAWL AWAY TO THINK ABOUT THIS. OH, MY HAPPY PLACE, UNDERNEATH THIS DESK.
>>HEY GIRLFRIEND, DID YOU SEE BRIAN'S POST ON INSTAGRAM?
>>I'M TRYING TO THINK, OKAY?
>>OKAY, WE'LL TALK LATER, LOL. LOVE YOU!
>>JUST NEED SOME SPACE. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S MOVING TO PARIS. WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT HIS BEARD?
>>I DECIDED NOT TO TAKE THAT LUMBERJACK JOB IN PARIS.
>>I'M TRYING TO THINK.
>>JEN, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>>HA HA HA YES, OF COURSE! A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
>>I'M SO HAPPY.
>>HA HA, YOU HAD ME AT PRETTY GIRL.
>>WE'LL START A FAMILY IN THE WOODS.
♪♪
>>YOU'RE A GENIUS. THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
>>♪♪ SO AMAZING. ♪ ♪ DREAMS DO COME TRUE! ♪♪