Rising Sun (Session 6)

I, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be quote unquote the. >> All right. All right. I started. >> All right. Leon, why don't you say what you said about children again for the recording? [laughter] >> No. >> That I hate them and I would wish to punt them. >> Okay. [laughter] >> I suppose it's all right. >> No hesitation. >> We'll allow it. >> All right.

So, after y'all's adventure at the spa, um, and, uh, you know, Naa's very interesting encounter with the World Trade Center, you are all walking back to the bus. Roy seems to be talking to his new pet that he is lovidly named Brownie. Brownie being the Eldrich abomination you were fighting about like 20 minutes ago. And now as you all walk back, you see Roy, his head at an unnatural angle looking this almost this. Have you guys ever seen the the brown mudkit? The brown uh brown version of mudkit? >> Uh it's like the like palan >> the palan quagsire. Have y'all seen the paldian quagsire? >> Whooper. Yes. Yes. >> Yeah. Whooper. Whooper. Whooper. Um so it's it's basically just that. It's it's basically just that made of mud. It's just a podium. Whooper. [ __ ] Fixed it. I fixed it. Hi. >> Did you? >> No. >> But it's okay. Keep going. >> As [laughter] y'all are walking, his eyes are glassed over as he's looking it in the eye and just walking in direction, mumbling in a language you've never heard. I don't think Roy could understand this language if he heard it. So, y'all ain't going to mess with that. He He's just doing his thing.

Well, >> okay. Well, because of uh Naan Oh, wait. Uh bones appears in front of you. A [clears throat] grin on his face. A uh what looks like a skull in his hand. It's very strange. It feels actually I'd like each of you to roll a um uh brains check real quick. >> All right. Give me a second cuz somehow despite being here for half since >> half an hour. >> Yeah. >> And you didn't think to get dice nine. Okay. >> All right. All right. >> Got him. >> All right. So, brains >> Alex, what did you get? >> Five. >> Let me see. That was slash is Hold on. All right. Uh, that's a free. >> Okay. It's a pretty normal skull with a hole in the head. >> Um, >> beautiful. >> And as you can see, and from what you could smell, it smells like in Bones's hands in that goblet made of a skull, there's about, and you're just guesstimating here, about a thousand% proof liquor in there. It's It's It will sleep alcohol, >> huh? >> Like [ __ ] concentrated alcohol. >> Well, >> yeah. 100% proof. >> No, it's a thousand% proof. >> Oh, that's not a thing. But okay. >> So, wait. Out of Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Out of all of the the the [ __ ] I've said, out of out of out of everything I've said so far, literally in the past like 10 minutes, I've talked about Roy talking to an Eldrich god and you're over here going, you know, that's a little too high for that alcohol percentage. >> Well, no, cuz I mean, you can't go That's like saying you're 110% certain. You can't be 110% certain. You're 100% certain that it'll happen, but you can't be 110 cuz there's no extra 10. You're 100%. That's not how percentages work. >> You travel faster than reality. How are you concerned about percentages? Let's move on from the nerd off. Continue. >> Okay, >> so it's it's the strongest alcohol you've ever smelled in your entire life. Hey y'all, that was [ __ ] beautiful. Naa, I just got to say I I God, are you doing extra credit? Is this is this trying to get my favor? Because that was beautiful. You just caused like >> a lot of damage. A lot of people died. >> Yeah. Happy for you. >> What? Why aren't you happy? >> Um I kind of ran through a building and then almost tried to smash my face into a wall. Well, you ran into two. >> Yes, Bones. You're right. I ran through two buildings. >> All right. Well, >> I think it's been a long day is all >> because of what's been going on. I think y'all deserve a break. >> Sure. I'm hungry. >> This is not This is not like the beach, right? >> The beach. >> Oh, you mean when I sent my bastard back to hell? Uh, nah, not like the beach. Uh, is it going to be like the We'll decide that later. But, so there's some instances going down in Texas. you know, a lot of children going missing, uh, bodies showing up without any uh, skin, uh, weird markings, stuff like that, right? And I want I'm going to send you guys down there. And you guys are going to decide to either stop it or recruit them. I don't care which. As long as they either work for me or are gone, I don't care. So yeah. Uh what's so confusing, Maline? >> No, it's I'm not confused. Um at first I thought you were talking about like you just want us to hunt like down kidnappers. But now >> why would I want you to do that? >> Exactly. That's why I was confused. But then after the whole skinless >> then after the whole skinless thing and hunting someone that's doing this, >> I'm less confused. >> Cool. All right. Well, uh, now for your break. I'm going to give you guys the entire time that you guys are away in the bus where I won't visit you. I won't talk to you. I won't interact with you. I won't do anything. How's that for a good break? >> Sounds great. >> Yay. All right. Well, >> hey, I'm done. >> I'll see you in uh Max. Yeah. How long do you think this is going to make take? Uh where are we now? New York. How how far away is Texas? Pretty pretty the other side of the other side of the country. Uh it'll take about 20 minutes. Yeah, I understand how fast the bus is. I mean, how long is it going to take for them? Oh, it'll probably take them like six months. All right. Well, y'all get six months away from me. I hope you enjoy. Thanks again, Naa. Uh, well, have a nice trip, y'all. >> Welcome. >> And with that, he disappears. A little bit of the liquor spilling from the cup and and burning a hole in in the ground. Like, it is it is still actively digging like vertical lightsaber level of of just going straight down. Okay. That's >> Did Did he say that Texas is across the country from New York? >> He did. Yes. >> That's like I guess he just doesn't know geography. I mean, hey, >> it's I I'll be honest, y'all. I am I am tired. I mean, first thing I'm going to do with these six months is a nap. >> Amen to that. >> And L Lou is just going to sort of sort of trudge his way to to his quarters quarters. And as he's walking away, you guys do know notice some something different. He's not he's not wearing the wearing what he had before before he went to the spa. Uh, instead he has a has a sweater with a spiderweb pattern. >> Like like full like ugly sweater like Christmas sweater levels of like dedication put into building it. >> That's so funny. I love that. >> All right. Well, um, hey y'all. Um, this is Max now. Guys, um, Abigail wants to talk to you guys. Um, it has something to do with a sleepover. >> Yay. Sleepover time. You can be with all my friends. >> Yeah. >> Let's not say it like that. >> You had your chance before you tried killing us. >> What? I I didn't want a chance, but thank you for the offer, I guess. Um, >> Maline just walks past Max like like doing the finger eye to eye thing. >> Remind me not to [ __ ] with her. Let's go, I guess, >> or [ __ ] her, apparently. >> But, um, yeah, let's let's let's let's start going. Is Is Roy okay? He's going through it. >> I see that. Um, is that thing on his shoulder a friend or or >> We don't know. We We'll find out eventually, >> Nate. All right. Well, let's go. >> Pray we don't die before then. Whatever. >> All right. You all get on the bus. You all go back to your respective quarters. Um, Abigail is is super excited to see you, Naa. Um, whispers something about a sleepover, but says we'll talk about in the morning. She wants it to be a surprise. yada yada yada. Um, Meline, you're so tired that your TVs seem a little too bright even though you sleep with them on every night. Like it's it's it's you're you guys are are bone tired. >> Bone bone. >> Yeah, y'all are tired. >> Um Danny. >> Mhm. >> Can you roll me a flat 20? >> Okay. Please not a flat 20 because that'd be a coin. >> Five. Okay. So, you start to go to sleep. Everything's cold, very comfortable, and you're sleepwalking. Not sleepwalking, you're um out of body experiencing. And guess who's there to see it? >> In that case, L is going to not notice Azie. And and since the last travel time was like a couple months, I imagine that like they they started like started like learn learning like non non verbal communication like sign language. So he just signs >> Y'all have developed your own form of sign language. >> Yeah. Yeah. He Yeah. He's Yeah. So he just does a little hand gesture that just means hi honey. [snorts] He signs. What's with the stitches? >> U Lou Lou looks down, not notices notices the new new stitch marks adorning his arms and then just says, "I long story. I think I think I I pretty sure I died. Besides, you know, you you've said that a lot, but most of the time we're doing something else and you didn't really die. Like, what what happened? We was just going to sigh and he's going to just take take him to some some spot where they can just sit down and talk. And and then he just goes on to explain explain what what happened at the spa. The voice he had heard heard talking to him. how he he had dra ground drowned himself in the mud and how appar app apparently bone bones was fully ready to just get be rid of him and but he got pul we got ripped quite literally ripped back ripped back down down by well Arachnne >> as you explain the part where where bones it basically abandons you he gets and is like storming around angry and you can see him mouthing some very uh >> very fun things, creative words. >> And he looks at you and goes that lowbottom [ __ ] Medatron. I'm gonna I'm gonna hang him when I when I get out of here. I'm going to hang him. Lou is gonna Lou is gonna grab grab grab Aussiey's hand to sort of help ground him from the anger spiral he sees him in and just goes, "Well, we we'll all hang them together." Okay. Well, he looks you up and down and goes, "Well, looks like you got the rope for it. Um, do you want to go exploring tonight or do you want to just stay home and work on some projects? is going to kind of like think for a bit and he's going to sort of he's going to like take himself in into the uh into the bus for a second and and you can you can say if he can't do this if he can't do this. uh if he can, he's going to pull pull out the uh coat he's the lab coat he's been working on and and say, "How about we explore while I have something to do with my hands?" >> He So, usually when you try and do work on projects, it you wouldn't be able to interact with anything going on, right? But because you you when you start moving, you see that the stitches in your fingertips start to to to glow a little and you can actually touch the jacket now, but you can only hold it where there are stitches. Aussie looks at you and goes, "You got to stop [ __ ] around with soul magic." >> L's just going to shrug and then pull it off. >> All right. You two look each other in the eye and uh Aussie looks at you and goes, "All right, where to tonight, Milo?" And that's uh fades.

And next morning um next morning you all wake up. Uh Danny, you feel more uh Oh my god, you're right. >> You've been you've been using the names. >> Yeah, >> I've been using player names. >> Um just with me. It seems >> just just with Daniel. Just with Daniel. >> Damn it. All right, my bad. >> Um, so you Lou, wake up uh refreshed uh energized and ready to take on the day. Naa, you wake up and you're still handcuffed to the bed, but um Abigail's nowhere to be seen. Uh Roy, um I'll save him for later. Meline, you wake up. The buzzing of your screens, drones on, and you look around and see there's another screen just that magically appeared and it's says on it, soul. Am I still dreaming? Maline's just going to like slowly rub her eyes, grab like a glass of water she always keeps in her room to drink and like some someone like wash her her face with it. That's disgusting. >> As you lift the drink to your face, you try pouring it, but it doesn't move. Uh, that's pretty rude. Hello, Alice. Hello. Hello. Hello. >> I'm still dreaming, aren't I? >> It's a [ __ ] out of body experience. >> What's a dream other than reality in a different dimension? >> We are on the bus right now, right? >> The bus. >> You know, >> we're always on the bus. We're never on the bus. sickle. It's fun. But in this present moment, we're on the bus in 4,000 different dimensions. >> Yeah, that makes sense, actually. >> Are we in one of them right now? Who knows? >> So, what brings you here today? It's been a while since we last talked. The purge has begun. [laughter] >> Purge. >> You're dying all over the place. You're dying in this dimension, this dimension, this dimension. So many dimensions. You just start dying. Ah, I remember when I experienced my first purge. That means one of two things, Alice. Either you're going to be like me where there's only one of you, or you're going to go kapoot and cease to exist. >> How exactly do I choose which one I do? >> I don't I don't choose, do I? Well, what's a choice other than an action you've already taken at a different time? Well, in this case, like you just explained, either I go kapoot or there's only one of me. So, how will I have taken that option before if there's only going to be one of me? Well, you know, Alice said the same thing, but she went kapoot. So, who knows? Maybe going kapoot comes from this sentence. Let's wait a second. >> Mine just looked Oh, I guess I'm not going to put yet. Oh, [snorts] so what do you do here in this dimension at least? >> Well, usually it's like um traveling. I'm going from one place to another, which is funny because it takes so long in here, but you know, time. >> Have you killed bones yet? >> Not yet. I don't think I'm at that level. I um right now. >> Ah, shame. Has the dark one eaten bones yet? Did the the dark one? Uh, what do you call her here? Uh, [ __ ] The [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] the [ __ ] [laughter] the [ __ ] Uh, Naa, is that it? Uh, >> you know, the dark one. >> Uh, no, she has not eaten bones yet. Damn. >> I don't think any of us are even strong enough to deal with bones right now. Is is wait what year is this? Uh 2001. >> Is it 2001 or 80? Yeah, it is 201. >> All right. >> Um AC [snorts] Okay. >> The Twin Towers just fell. What? >> You know those two pointy things that come from the ground where people go inside of? Uh >> oh. New York's tits. >> Yes. Wait, what? >> Okay. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. >> Yeah. Uh Naa ran through them and they collapsed. >> Weird. Whatever. I know, right? >> Let's go talk to her. Let's go talk to her. Let's go talk to her. Let's go talk to her. >> Wait, we can do that. >> But why? Why would we? >> Well, you've never been outside with me before besides dreams. >> Is it a dream? Or is it? Let's find out. >> You're right. Let's go. Well, you and uh Chesire Cat walk out of your room. Everything seems normal. Abigail is cooking. She says hi to you. Doesn't see Ches cat, but that just could be from the angle. And you go into Naa's room where she is still actively chained up. >> Navi, I brought a friend with me. >> Hey. All right, I'd like you to roll. Please roll a brains check. >> It's either to or to comprehend it >> 11. Oh, >> okay. So, you see a floating smiling talking pink cat next to Meline. >> Um, is that >> No, I'm I'm out I'm out to date on on my uh >> Oh, my folk. >> You can see me. >> Well, well, well, yeah. I mean, aren't >> like like I said, I I mean, I used to read books as a kid. Oh, >> you're a fate changer in this universe, aren't you? >> Oh, what? >> Interesting. >> It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. >> Oh, I guess it's fine. >> Do you need help with those chains? >> Yeah, Abigail kind of left. It' be great if you could please. >> Abigail shout, >> do not uncover. >> [ __ ] Anyways, like I said, um Oh, wait. Hey, kitty. >> Is that it at me? >> Yes. >> Well, I don't have cat ears yet. >> You want to uh you want to help me out? >> Do you want cat ears? >> They think you now have cat ears. Okay. >> Want to want to help me out here? >> And then Na kind of like wiggles her arms as much as she can with the with the chains. >> Oh, yes, of course. I I will. He snaps his fingers and the um handcuffs magically pop off. Well, thank you so much. And by the way, I loved you in that one book. Like I was saying, I I remember reading it somewhere. I can't remember where, but yeah, I I love >> Alice in Wonderland. Yes. >> Yes. Yes. That that's it. >> No, that's why you call me Alice all the time. >> Well, yeah. I mean, I read the book. >> I saw you when you read that, Rockefeller. 's face kind of drops for a second. >> Um, >> yeah, Naa kind of like recomposes herself after the the drop of that name, knowing that like only a select few call her that and are okay to call her that in public and then she kind of remembers that she's not in public. And so then she like perks back up again and goes, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." It it's it's a very very very great book. You should you should read it sometime, Meline. It's it's it's great. >> Oh, sure. >> Do you remember the well by your house? Your house? Your house? Your house? Your house? >> Um, yeah, I do, actually. Your dad tried to drop you down the well. The well? The well? The well. The well. The well. Well, >> well, the well the well behind your house. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> I remember. >> You remember the bats? The bats? The spicy little bats. Bats. Bats. >> That's the spicy little bats. >> Why are you singing? That's my job. >> Mhm. >> Mhm. >> Cuz it's fun. H >> strange. Usually when I antagonize the neasas in this universe, they try to eat me. This one has more control than the others. >> Oh, yeah, you also said something about her eating um bones. >> Um I'm sorry. What the [ __ ] >> Don't you haven't done that yet? You're lazy. Mhm. >> Well, I mean, I haven't exactly had the uh the collection of power, but I mean, I suppose if I ate a few more things, I probably could. >> I don't know. It's up for determination. My powers are still kind of a mystery to me. I did just kind of blow up the twin towers, so I'm sure >> Oh, yeah. I did tell >> something. >> He cost them. >> This is one of the worlds where you guys lose. >> What? We suck. >> Well, I guess I'm going kapoot here then. >> Well, no. That's not how kapoot works. You could die and not be kapoot. >> Oh. Oh. >> Again. >> People remember you. >> When you go kapoo. That's it. Kapoo. >> Yeah. Uh, wouldn't even after that kaput work to like erase memory of you? >> What's there to erase if there was never any truth to your existence at all? Na, you get this right. >> I mean, kind of. >> Erasing something leaves a mark on the paper. Kapoo. There was never anything to erase at all. >> So, it's like passing white out on something. >> No, you can still see white out. >> Yeah, you'd still be able to tell. >> It makes perfect sense, Meline. It really does. I mean, all you have to do is just like >> kind of look at it from the perspective of, >> you know, there's something on [clears throat] the paper and then you go and get a new sheet of paper. There's nothing there. It's effectively a new sheet even though it's the same sheet. >> Why do I feel like you two get each other much more than I get you two? >> Anyways, so you get to hang out with this guy whenever the [ __ ] you want? That's sick. Yeah, I met him when um that snake ran through me. >> Bye. >> He just disappears. >> Oh, bye. Oh, he's gone already. >> All right. Well, in any case, I'm going to go and get some breakfast. And then Naa kind of like steps out, catches. >> God damn it. God damn it. Who let her out? >> [ __ ] Na turns around and then runs to the uh to to the other side of the house to try and get into Lou's room to hide. >> [sighs] >> God damn it. >> Sorry, Abigail. Meline just steps out of the room. >> How the [ __ ] did you let him out? Let her out. That [ __ ] was sealed. >> I have my ways. You should have seen when I tore that body apart. >> No, we're not dealing with this right now. Maline, go watch your TV. >> Get your ass back here, Dea. Meanwhile, in Lou's room, Naa like B from from Lou's perspective, it basically looks like the door opens and then shuts and then suddenly Na's there. [sighs] Oh, she almost [ __ ] caught me. Oh, hey. >> Morning. >> Oh, good morning. Yeah, I I've been up for a little while. Uh, no reason in particular. What are you up to, Blue? If you value your balls, you will hold her. What did you >> What'd you do this time? >> Nothing. I swear it wasn't that bad. I got a >> How bad? What? >> God damn it. You ate my bed post. [laughter] >> Starts to turn around and run. >> Can I just grab gonna just grab her? >> Oh, [ __ ] I was hungry. There was nothing to eat. I was bringing you breakfast and you ate my damn bed post. >> I was hungry. >> You know how old that [laughter] [ __ ] bed was? >> Well, yeah. I could taste it. I still have dust in my throat. >> That with how old this thing is? That was probably someone's great great great grandfather. >> Genkey. Wait, >> no. That's his line. Hold on. [laughter] Yeah, you you now have uh your next run. Naa >> will smell kind of old. >> Oh, that was that's that's right now conversation. Is that one I show seed speed reaction face? >> I'm going to >> You ate my damn dead post. Well, >> tries to wiggle out of uh >> Naa tries to wiggle out of lose grip and and and make a break for the door. >> Do we want to do a check for this or >> um >> up to you two? >> I'm down for a check. We'll we'll see how this goes. >> I feel a flight versus a bomb. >> Okay. All right. >> Got it. >> All right. Uh >> 12. >> Okay. I'm going to need I'm going to need to explode if I want to hold you down. >> Or you could use your adversity token. >> True. >> [ __ ] I got a free. >> Never mind. >> So Naa, you wiggle out. >> Damn it. >> If I get out, >> I I I open the door. I sprint into my track room because part of one of the expansions of the bus has since become a room where I can just run in circles. >> I I'm I'm going to Oh god, it smells like [ __ ] >> Okay. >> Smells smells like grandma. >> Okay. Well, I'm I'm the [ __ ] do I do with her? She ate my damn bed post. Like, what do I even say to that? How do I even like What the [ __ ] I I don't know. [ __ ] you're the responsible one. You supposed to give me something. Get Give me something to work with. Damn. >> Oh, I get You know what I heard? One time I heard from a do that as punishment, you tell forces someone to write free things they like about himself. So that's an idea, I guess. Aie told you that as as Lou says that >> the there's a wind tunnel. >> As as Lou says that there's a wind tunnel that passes through and just hear and then Na runs by and says never. >> As you run by, Abigail grabs the back of your neck. >> Scrub you like a cat. >> Ah. Oh, >> that's canon, by the way. That's That's canon. >> The cough is canon. >> I thought that was I thought I thought that was actually the acting. >> No, I have a >> No, he's just dying. >> Oh, I know. >> Oh, I know. >> Yeah. Um, >> but it was perfectly timed, too. >> You're going [ __ ] nowhere. >> Come on. It was just a bed post. >> It was my bed post, though. I was making you [ __ ] breakfast [clears throat] >> and it was taking too long. It's been It was like a whole three minutes. >> I >> Not everyone travels in travels and plinks or whatever you call call >> you should not be complaining about three minutes. >> Listen, it's hard when every second feels like forever. Meline just >> Meline, you're going nowhere. >> I thought I No, I was going to say she's gonna peek into the room. >> All right. So, you pee and you you see this cacophony going on. Meline, get in here. >> Okay. >> Naa like >> spins around and then gets behind Meline >> to like shelter from the from the shouting. >> You No, you ain't going anywhere. She's still got your scrub. >> Oh, [ __ ] Melanie just steps into the room like little cat. You're switching on her head, confused. >> You see >> hair starts You see Abigail's hair start to rise as green streaks cover her whole body. Her eyes glow green and you see the door close behind Meline. And >> all of you, your vision goes dark and blurry as you awake in a classroom. Each of you in front of a chalkboard. >> Uh, now what? Abigail with a ruler in hand. >> Every single one of you is going to say 10 good things about yourself right [ __ ] now. >> Write them down. >> Is going to shrug and start writing. >> Na Naa looks down at the pencil. >> I hope you're not writing on a chalkboard with pencil. myself. >> Yep. Yourself, Maline. >> Oh, then I got plenty of things to write about myself. >> I know this isn't a punishment for you. >> The pencil goes up to the chalkboard and goes, "But how am I supposed to write if I have a pencil on the chalkboard? >> Where the [ __ ] did you get a pencil? >> Where where am I How am I supposed to write? Where? Okay. >> Where did you get You know what? This chalkboard is fake. Scratch it. >> I just went to Mr. Smith's room on the on the other side of the school and he had some pencils, so I got it from him. >> The the school. This is a different dimension. Where? Who the [ __ ] is Mr. Smith? Anyways, so Naa goes back to the board and like just kind of like like she writes the equivalency of like my hair is colored. >> I swear to God, Na. >> Honey, love of my life. I swear to God if you don't write something good, I'm going to castrate you. >> Fine. Even though I don't have balls, but sure. Na goes back and >> I will I will implant some just to rip them out. >> That sounds anyways never mind. Uh >> so Naa goes and and she writes nine solid things and then she gets like stuck on 10 >> and she just like can't think of anything and she's just like damn. >> You know what? I think you need to phone a friend. The funny thing, >> the funny thing about being able to manipulate dimensions is that you can bring people here that you usually wouldn't be able to interact with. Let me introduce my substitute teachers. And in front of you, you see Arachnne holding the Cheshire cat and Stamel with a [ __ ] ton of books in his hand. Hi. >> Is that the [ __ ] hobo? Dude, I haven't seen you in a minute. How you been? >> Oh, hey Rachy. What? When did you adopt the cat? >> Dr. Shire. >> I I I think he adopted me. I'm concerned. He said, "Tet me or I'll erase your existence." >> Yeah, that sounds like him. >> Believe him for some reason. And he told Samuel that if he didn't hold the books at a perpendicular angle, he would take away his soup. Whoa. Whoa. I know you did not threaten my soup. All right, cat. As funny as you are, I will eat the [ __ ] out of you if you take my soup. >> Yes, he threatened our soup today. [ __ ] Oh, >> what? >> You better speak now before the [ __ ] I eat your ear. >> Naa, are you actually having trouble with this? I was summoned from heaven. I was talking to our Lord. >> What? >> You're having trouble with this? Trouble with what? >> You have nine things. I believe the dead light said 10. >> Naa Naa just turns [ __ ] red. She's like, I swear. Look, at least the cat's on my side. All right, >> I'm going to say it right now. Lost all the who. Says who? Says who. Says who. Says who. says who? >> I'm just going to say it right now. While while all this is going down, Lou is playing Lou is like Lou just like grab like a thing of yarn and is just playing and it's just letting letting the cat play with it. >> Oh yeah, he he's just acting like a cat. He He says hell yeah every once in a while, but he's just acting like a cat. Meanwhile, Meline's just writing her like 20 25th like good thing about herself on the board while listening to them. >> And and yours has gotten pretty like pretty like serial killer e like I'm good at watching people. Um people don't know I'm here and and [ __ ] like that. >> Well, Samuel, to answer your [ __ ] question, all right, it's not that easy to come up with 10 things when there's like it's just hard. You have seen multitudes of reality unsung. You will be the bringer of the end of the world. And you are here confused about writing 10 nice things about yourself when the deadlight is right here wanting to help you. Yeah, it's it's a Wait, the dead lights and Isn't that that thing from It from Stephen King's like like the one with all the little kids and the kid with the boat. >> Not yet. And >> what? >> Yes, that is what we call her. Wait, deadlight [ __ ] Chessire is just looking at that seam just like you [ __ ] idiot. >> Uh, >> should I go get Mr. Johnson from onee and have him come and help? >> I'm asking I'm asking my friends about these things. >> Who Who is Who I No, we're not switching the topic. Na, you get writing. I got I'll go and bring him back. And Na like goes away and I'm testing your improv here, Leon. I apologize in advance. >> Okay. >> And then comes back with with Mr. Johnson. >> Um, >> [ __ ] Oh, THAT WAS [ __ ] GREAT. THAT WAS [ __ ] [laughter] GREAT. >> I'm recording. This is Oh, this is the one time I can say I'm recording this. >> Oh my god. Hello. Wait, can I be heard or no? >> Yes. Yes, we can hear you. >> Is Is the audio like okay or or >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> I'm [clears throat] in tears. >> I I missed out on on [snorts] cool something cool. >> You were the something cool. >> Wait, wait. What happened? What's happening? >> You know what? [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that. You know what? You don't get to know right now. All you see is you are in front. You Naa has grabbed you. Right now you are in front a weird looking school. There is an angel, a cat playing with yarn and a spiderwoman there. There is >> Last time we left off we were walking to the bus. What the [ __ ] is going on? >> Lou is or Lou is knitting. No, Lou is playing with the cat and there is a chalkboard behind him with 20 nice things, nice uh sentences. There's Meline who's still there who's written some some nice and some incredibly concerning sentences, all seemingly positive. And behind her has and also Meline has cat ears now. Um, >> did we get [ __ ] isekai? >> Behind behind Naa is a very barren whiteboard with nine nice sentences written. And now you're here and a pencil in her hand that she's writing on the whiteboard with. >> Yeah. >> What is that? >> See, like I said, Mr. Johnson. He'll explain why I can't come up with the 10th. All right. >> Roy, there wasn't school role play. What? >> Where did you get Roy from? >> I told you he was in class 4A. >> I mean, it kind of looked like his room, but >> he only has one. >> It kind of looked like like his room, but I mean, I don't know. Either way, he's here now and he'll tell you. All right. >> Naa, where did you go? This is important. [clears throat] >> A way. I don't know. It's just kind of like some flashy like >> I guess is the best way to describe. >> He ran through a black hole. >> Uh I um >> you >> Roy, >> are you all right? I I [laughter] >> think do not think so. >> So, wait cosmic whiplash. >> Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second. Roy, did you say isekai? >> Uh, what? >> You wouldn't know that term yet? >> Exactly. I wasn't speaking in I wasn't speaking in character half that time. >> I think we broke him on. We like over We overstimulated his brain. >> Overstimulated him. >> I just get down from folding the last piece of clothing to come back to Okay. And she ran through a black hole. What the [ __ ] >> You know what? We're >> And now we're in a classroom or something. >> What? >> He got taken through the black hole. He >> What black hole? We just finished a fight and Lou was revived and we were going back to the bus. >> Well, yeah, we've been playing. >> Long story short, we're in detention. >> We're We're in detention. >> Na is in detention. >> Yeah. >> The other two are here to prove a point. >> Yeah. >> When did we go back to school? >> Naa ate Abigail's bed post. >> What? >> Yeah. So, she chained me up and then the Sheshire cat came into the room and then uncuffed me and then shenanigans ensued until eventually uh >> put us into an alternate dimension that looks like a school where we can uh >> do self nice. When when when when you get here, Amario, I mean, not Amio, Roy. Um, you see out of the ground and one pops out of a a flower poking out of one of the tiles in the floor and another comes out of the clock on the wall and you see father time and mother nature. >> Why are we here? So, yeah. Oh, wait. That's Oh, no, no, no. That's That's uh Mrs. uh Miss H I'm so bad at names. Whatever her name is. Miss What's her She's She's 4D down there. And And he's uh he's in six T. >> Um >> who the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> The behind you came in. A white a whiteboard appears and a piece of chalk is put into your hand. >> Well, now that you're here [clears throat] now that you're here, Roy, you must put 10 nice things about yourself. >> 10 [clears throat] nice things about my We just came back from fighting a mud thing. What? What? And now I have to write on a school board saying 10 nice things about myself. >> Look at my 50. >> Oh. Oh yeah. You you got you went straight to bed right when we got home. So uh quick thing. Next six months we are free from bones. >> What? Uh he gave us into gave us the time time between time with travel travel that he won't bug us essentially >> like like at all like he's not even watching right now >> at all supposedly. >> No no no no I I can't wait supposedly like he is not watching at all or we think he's not watching at all. >> He said it. said it. >> Say decent mood after >> No, I don't trust that. >> I sense I sense no eyes watching you, Saint Brock. >> Is that true, Brownie? You don't you don't you with your you don't sense anybody. >> Brownie is not here. That was Sami. >> That was Sam. That was the hobo. >> Oh, my bad. >> As you hobo, you mean the only angel left in heaven? Yes, the hobo. >> The [ __ ] >> As as says that, uh, Naa goes, "Oh, I for I figured out my 10th." And then she walks over and she writes her 10th on the board. >> Um, that is something nice about me. Na >> Bones isn't watching. [clears throat] >> Bones is NOT WATCHING. >> [ __ ] YOU, BONES. [laughter] >> Oh my god. I've been waiting like a year to say that >> dying in the background. >> I've been sent to hell for like like 3,000 years. Don't get me wrong, the kids are nice, but still >> 100 thousand >> hundreds of thousands. I that kid that that demon boy like I tutor him on math every every time every time I went there. every time he got a problem. >> You're ting his grandfather. You're tutoring his grandchildren now. >> I don't know who I'm tutoring anymore. I'm tutoring them all. I guess [laughter] >> that's a job as a math teacher in in [laughter] He's tutoring so well that he's literally a math teacher and I know him as Mr. Johnston because a small demon child told me, >> "Oh my god, we're in math." Oh my god, we're in hell. That's perfect. >> If I ever have trouble with math, I go to Mr. Johnston. >> Oh, so as as you guys are talking, your demon walks through the door. Um, is this where Mr. Royy's tutoring will be? >> No, Mr. Johnston's down there. He's in uh What room did I say? What room are you in, Roy? >> I was in room 66. They thought it would be funny to give it to me. >> That one. >> Ah. Uh, well, Mr. Roy is right there. Hello, Roy. Nice to see you again. Do I need to stab you? >> Go ahead. It I know it makes me feel better. >> No, >> I'm sorry. What? >> Um, there's a lot of people here. I feel a little self-conscious. Uh, well, I'm not going to stab you. Come on, we've talked about this. When you grow up, you got to know how to torture people in front of the other sinners. You can't get shy when the other people are watching. You got to stand your ground and, you know, torture him for all of eternity. Come on. Come on. You know, normal spot, normal stop, right above where my lung is right there. >> Slowly leans back into Are you seeing this [ __ ] >> The man's like, "Yeah, stab that hoe." Oh, I love you, Roy, but sorry. I just get passionate when >> he walks up and he's like, you could see like blush on his face and Samuel passes him a very very pristine looking knife. >> Uh, thank thank you. You go get him, kid. Okay. >> As he turns back to look at Roy, Meline's just leaning back behind from behind Roy, glaring down at the demon. Naa Naa looks at Meline and goes, "Hey, don't glare at the kid. This is his job. He's gonna have to do this in a little while. And it's not good if you set a bad precedent for them." >> After he stabs him, >> uh, people start clapping. [laughter] >> The whole room has burst. >> Thank Thank you guys. Um, >> of course you're going to be a great torturer. >> Thank you. I I do my best. Uh, Uncle Royy's helped a lot. Um, He He helped my dad and my dad's dad and my dad's dad and my dad's dad. My dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad. It's it's it's a whole thing. He's been helping my family for generations. It's it's awesome. >> I know. He He tells us about you every it's it's like he comes home and he talks to us about you. It's great. >> He's A few of my my grandparents went to Harvard. Harvard. And I know it's weird that it's not like hell Harvard or something like that, but no, it's just actually Harvard. >> That explains so much that there are actual demons going to Harvard. [snorts] >> Yeah, I was about about to question it, but no, that checks out. >> Yeah, that checks out. >> Well, I'll I hope to never see any of you again except for Roy cuz if you know that would mean you're in hell. But >> so you don't want to be friends >> everyone. >> You too, bud. >> You go do that thing. >> I believe in you and the gates of heaven believe in you. You are doing a righteous thing. Is he going to preach at me? I'm concerned. Is this a pedophile? >> No, he just kind of does that. It's just kind of his thing. >> Heaven is behind you. What the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy? He Yeah. I I just just you can ignore him. Pull Abigail on like I think we need to leave. >> No, we are not leaving yet until Naa finishes. >> Well, I mean, we know how that went last time. Anyways, Naa goes >> Yeah, you cried knows more about Naa finishing than we do. >> That's what I'm saying. Anyways, >> yeah, you're right. You're right, Na. You did finish and then you cried afterwards. >> Na Na goes back to the board and she and she writes the 10th like she's had it in her head the whole time. She just enjoyed kind of messing with y'all and and being among her friends and like she always knew the 10th and she always knew the other nine before she even got there. She just wanted to make sure that, you know, she had she spent time with her friends and and and who she would consider her family. >> English. >> What do you mean that's not English? That's perfect. Good. Eldrich. All right. >> And I know Eldrich. This just says na na na na. >> You know >> that's what they say. You know what they say. Eldridge is being red and human in some dimension. >> Sam Samuel, tell tell her this is >> true. Not true. Not true. Not true. Actually, Eldrich is one of the most unique languages around. Treasure cat says and then goes back to playing with yarn.

Thank you, Cheshire. Samuel, Samuel, look at this and tell me that that's not [ __ ] Eldrich.

Um, it is heresy to read Eldrich.

Oh, shut your mouth up and read it. All right. You cannot swear on the soup. All right. I need you here, Samuel.

I swear in front of the Lord himself. I do not know Eldridge. You see his halo like get brighter, dude.

Is that like Pinocchio? Like is your halo getting brighter because you're lying?

I I expect this from [ __ ] Lucifer. All right. [ __ ] swear on the soup is crazy.

I I will swear on the soup. And the soup appears in front of him. I swear I do not know Eldridge.

Whoa. All right. [ __ ] it. I believe you cat. You know Eldrich.

Does cat know everything and nothing all at once?

Yeah, exactly.

Read that.

Please. Thank you. Love you. Please read it.

It says you have a loving heart.

Thank you. And then a bit of profanity because you mistr translated heart and that says some awful things about my mother actually.

Well, listen. All right. Eldrich is a hard language. Uh, don't ask me how I learned it, but I It's hard.

Actually, that's not even close to it. That's actually very deliberate.

You do You have You have something you want to say, Na?

No, not at all. My love whom I adore.

Rising sun high school AU [ __ ] we're in. [laughter] [snorts]

Well Well, I'm bringing us back. Um, do do any of you guys want to say bye to your your godly figures before we go back to the bus?

Will I see you again?

I I'll give a hug to to Father Time and Mother Nature.

Also, thanks for the sweater, by the way. It was very comfy.

Oh, sweater made of the souls of Venuses.

Oh, it's supposed to keep you warm. Their childlike wonder keeps you warm.

Oh, you know that warm and fuzzy feeling that's from their warm and fuzzy feelings. [snorts]

Cool.

I'll see you around. No, I want one of those. Goes up to Samuel and goes, "Hey, can you work on the stick up your ass just a little?"

The stick up my ass. Such profanity.

Yeah, you know you love me.

She takes I have never claimed such a thing.

She She takes the soup out from his hands and kind of Oh, yeah. Isn't Isn't technically Nvea his niece?

Technically, yeah. Well, it depends whether we're referring to him as an archangel or an angel all together. Cuz if it's an archangel, that means technically [clears throat] Na would be the aunt to everything in existence. Or if he's an archangel, she's his niece.

I mean, you're the DM. I I didn't make a [ __ ] family tree. Um, now you have a task. We'll think about this. We'll think about this later. Either way, Na just takes the soup, takes a sip, hands it hands it back to Samuel and goes, "Yeah, like I said, just like wiggle it down a little more. You know, you can you can you can loosen up. It's it's not that bad." Never. How do you know about that stuff?

I am the last vanguard on the outskirts of as you say that you disappear.

I [laughter] I Why do I feel like it's just on the on the chalkboard that he's standing right next to? All it says is stick ass exclamation point. Roy.

Roy. Um, quick question.

Oh, wait. I thought we all disappeared. Uh, so wait, me, Nick, and Lou uh are still here.

No. Uh, Nick and Nick and Lou were gone. Uh, Maline.

So, wait, they they just they just disappeared. I'm still here.

Yeah.

Yeah. Please, please, Bones. You didn't hear what I said. You didn't hear what I said.

Um, why? Wow, he is traumatized. Um, no. Uh, again, he can't hear you. I'm here to just inquire about your new friend. Oh, Brownie. That's what you call him.

I mean, I It was pretty on the spot. I He And he didn't really seem to not like it, so it was just what we've been going with. Okay. Um, uh, are are you sure this is a good [snorts] I I I do not know how to approach the subject.

I mean, you're the one approaching it. I just He's just a fun little guy as of right now.

A little guy?

Yeah. Look, he's he's a little little guy. Little little axelottle. Excellent.

Do you not see his true form?

No. I I would assume it would be unfathomable to to to me.

Father, I wish to return home and gain applesauce.

All right. All right. All right. Uh uh anything else? Anything else, guys, before uh before I head home to feed this little munchkin? Munch. Um, [laughter]

I'm sorry.

Good. Good luck. Uh, good luck in your your

You know, me and your your mother are very proud of you in the very tender way you have taken to caring for this thing.

Hey, he has a name. brownie. Yes, it shows great promise.

This feels like the Eldridge equivalent to to parents afraid of bug bugs seeing their kid adopt adopt a tarantula.

Oh, 100%.

100%. [laughter]

100%. Well, good luck. And you return to the bus.

Oh. All right. Oh, I I'm I'm back on Oh, I'm back on the bus now from the interlude that we just had.

Um, everyone, I was thinking, would you guys like to have a sleepover tonight? I know we sleep in the same house every day, but

I was thinking covering the floor of the living room with like pillows and blankets and make like a nest almost.

Or or hear me out, we can do it in my track room.

You and my smellies in there.

I'm surprised.

Yeah, that's cuz where else are the horses supposed to [ __ ] We're not doing it in there.

Horses in there.

I'm sorry. What?

You You didn't know we had We didn't You didn't know we had horses?

No.

We don't We don't have horses that just came with the room.

No, we have horses.

Where did you get horses?

Assume you mean where did I get horses? I went to the horse shop.

Horse shop.

Did you steal horses? No, I paid them the fair five finger discount of like someone else's fingers.

Naa, please tell me those are actual horses and not sucking kelpie or or hell mounts or or something like that. They're just normal horses, right?

We're just gonna take a look into the track room and see if you can see what these horses look like.

Take Roy with you. It it depends. It depends on uh it depends on what uh what Kelpies look like.

All right. Uh what do we what do me and uh Roy see

whatable horror waits before us?

Uh Roy roll brains. You can roll twice.

Gosh.

Uh let me go get my dice. I wait. I'll be back.

Lou flat d20. Okay. Oh boy, what horrors await for us?

I like that in the span of one session, Na has just become an unfathomable force of just chaos.

Antichrist.

I'm back. I'm back.

Okay, Reigns. Uh, that's my G20. Uh, no, not you. You're evil. This one.

Not you. You're evil.

Dice.

Wait. I get to roll again.

I get to roll again. See, or two.

Okay. So, wait, do I add them together or do I just pick the one that's better?

Um, you're good.

Okay. I don't My mind doesn't immediately explode upon seeing the horse. the thing.

So, as you look, you see a kelpie, an augur, a throar, a Saras, a Morigon, just like every kind of like basically demonic mankilling horse that's ever existed just prancing around having the time of their life. pull out some horse feet that I just unexplicably have and not approach them.

Okay.

Yeah. L's gonna yoke you with no approaching the deaf horses.

You you go to go pull the horse feet out of your pocket, but as a silky looks you in the eye, you remember all of the stories you read about them just straight mking people for fun. Oh yeah, the Selfie smiles.

The Selfie SM [laughter]

I'm imagining that picture in my head. I go to put something on grab something out of my pocket. I think about it. I go like that's a bad idea. I look up just to see this thing grinning at me.

Na's voice. You hear Na's voice uh come up right behind your ear like like she's walking towards the towards the room. Oh yeah. No, don't mind him. That's Prancer. He gets a little uh a little nippy sometimes when you get a little close to his mouth.

Is are they all named after the Christmas song?

Most of them, honey. Um, you know, selfies drown people, right?

Do you see water in there?

That is a pool of blood.

Well, I mean, technically, it's not my blood.

Probably. Whose is it?

I don't know.

We are on an enclosed space. Whose is it?

It's not mine.

Okay. You know what? Okay. Yep. Let's leave the demon horses alone.

Bye, Rudolph.

Regular demons are nicer.

Rudolph is the jogger.

I have a lot of explaining to do to Rumple, don't I? No, not at all.

Well, I mean, got them is a strong word.

Acquired.

You're going to have to pay him like a finger or something. You know that, right?

Not paying that nuisance anything. All right.

I'd sooner re eat your bed post than pay him again.

Ree?

Make sure he doesn't.

Well, I this morning I got hungry.

That wasn't a king. That was something.

Are we just going to skim? Okay. Okay. Make sure he doesn't eat one of your fingers. I like them.

I know, right?

Anyways, let's go.

So, sleepover time.

All right.

Na and Abigail walk away as Roy is just like mouth open like [laughter] uh as your mouth is open, Rudolph looks you and his face starts to slap out.

Oh my gosh. Lou is just gonna pick Roy up and and drag him out.

As the door closes, you hear screams of the damned.

Oh my god.

Na is just like, "Yeah, I mean, I ride them every now and then, they get a little nippy sometimes, but like they're fun. I enjoy it."

Melon just looks at all of them from the kitchen like, "What the hell is going on over there? Who's dying? Well, Maline, if you want, we can ride horses later. Oh,

sure.

I don't think I've ever invited you.

No, you haven't. I'm glad you. We should go sometime.

Do not ride those horses. Do not ride those horses. I Meline, you are too sweet. Do not ride those horses.

Meline, if you tried to ride one of those horses and you throw you off and you break like a Lego brick and I'd have to reassemble you again.

I can't reassemble myself now. Thank you very much. shopping out from the [ __ ] horses.

All right, so sleepover time.

I'll go get snacks.

Now get the blankets.

Is grabbing all the like all the like blankets and and other like plush stuff he has in his room.

Bunch of

I will go get the most necessary thing that we need. I will be right back.

That's ominous.

I will text you, Leon. Check your DMs.

Oh, that's that's worse.

Dear God, you better run around that [ __ ] horn.

Meline goes to grab all her board game, all all the board games she has um saved up in her life from friends that left them at her house after like they stopped she seeing her.

Oh my god.

As [laughter] well as some body trackers. That horse is perfect, dude.

The one I sent.

Yes, that's perfect. [snorts]

The The worst part is I barely Oh god, that's like exactly what it looked like.

It's the old ship all over again, bro. [laughter]

The worst part is I barely edited the image. Image. This is the original. [laughter] I don't know why you needed to to DM me that.

Yes, you do. Cuz it's ominous and they're scared.

And there's a stretch. It's just me.

Le you be the only one that's ominous.

Yes. Correct. Correct. Buzzer man. Like the [ __ ] w putting the washer in the dryer. Like the wet clothes in the dryer was dirty. Uh, I don't know. She didn't start them.

Oh, yeah. Okay. She didn't wet the wet clothes.

All right. Thank you, Diddy.

All right. Just got to play the thing that's sketched out.

Thank you. Marshmallows.

So, all of you are together. All y'all have your cool [ __ ] Naa got a record player.

Oh, that's a lot less menacing than I thought it would be. like from the store record player.

Yeah.

Like like left the bus somewhere and found a record player and like 50 [ __ ] stole it. Yep.

Cool.

Unless this record is like

You are the rich one of the richest human beings. Not humans. You're one of the richest things on the on earth. You do not need to steal. I mean like it's more fun this way.

Plus then I have to talk to people.

So as you're all hanging out uh you play a lot of fun party games, spin the bottle, but it always ends up being it always lands on Naa and Abigail.

Uhhuh. Yeah.

Coincidentally.

By coincidence. They've gone in that closet like eight times already.

Yep. Seven minutes turns to seven to 14 and 21.

Damn. Let let me get a chance to roar some [ __ ]

Yeah.

I'm just going to stuff my face with chips.

And as everyone's done, everyone's having fun winding down. You play Jackbox. Uh, Max joined you.

We played Jackbox.

Yeah.

Jackbox even come out?

What the [ __ ] do you mean we played Jackbox?

Play Jack in the Box.

Na. No. Naa told Abigail about it and Abigail coded it up.

It's 2001.

Yep. W.

Okay.

Abigail's a [ __ ] witch.

Yeah, I guess you're right. She just sent us to hell. And

Naa, all the explanation you need magic.

I mean, correct.

Hey, I just argued with Leon earlier about a,000% proof alcohol.

What? [laughter]

And again, the answer is magic.

You can't have more than 100%.

[ __ ] you work for a fear demon.

[ __ ] you literally caused 9/11. Wait, I know how you would make No, the the way you'd make more than 100% like alcoholic drink is as soon as you drink it, other water aspects in your body start like transforming into alcohol. [clears throat]

But it just doesn't Well, no, it would, but Bones is dead, so Yeah, he drank a bottle of water before it. Yeah. But the uh as the party starts winding down, Abigail pulls out a set of tarot cards.

Oh no.

Oh, I've seen this. I've seen this before. This always goes bad. Abby, I don't know if we should do this.

Yeah, if you want to do that, let's start with you, Roy.

Oh, please don't don't. It's gonna say die or something and then like the lights are gonna flicker.

Roy, if you do this, you can scratch my cat ears.

What?

That's That's Yo. Okay.

I mean, the death card ain't that bad. I mean, look at you.

You're already [laughter] [ __ ] Look at you. That's crazy.

Hey, you're not wrong, but I'm still hurt. So the um she pulls out uh you pick three cards. She pulls them out. All right. So Roy, you me straight.

Um it's nothing about your future, which is strange.

Oh no, I'm cooked. [clears throat]

It is talking about your connection with the earth and how you can manipulate the earth talking to the life inside of it.

Neat.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Abigail, you should do you should do Brownies tarot reading.

I just hold them in front.

I tried that once. The card set on fire.

Oh.

Oh.

Also, I would just like to say say uh Lou Lou has Lou has put put a face with makeup on the V and uh Meline.

All right. is in corpse paint.

That looks so pretty.

Let's do nine next.

Do we have to? As much as I love when you give me readings, it always creeps me out.

Well, this one's about your powers, so I think you'd want to see it.

I guess. Yeah. She pulls out cards. Oh, interesting. Did you know this, Na? You're

He's just appraising us. [laughter]

Yeah, basically.

Magic skill appraise.

That's basically what I'm doing. Yeah. Um, you have no idea how your powers work, do you?

No, not at all. I know. I go fast and I say br.

Do Do you know how you go fast? I would assume by running, but that's just me.

You reduce all friction under your feet.

I'm no scientist, but I know some weird [ __ ]

No, she's not a living photon. She's a living slip and slide.

You reduce the gravity put onto yourself. So wait, I reduce the friction and I reduce the gravity.

And as you run, you subconsciously adjust the val the force and gravity vectors that would keep a person slow. You're okay. Do you want to read this? Because I don't think I'm not a able to make sense of this. I didn't pay much attention in science.

Effectively, what she's explaining is that all the inhibitors that would cause a life form to not move fast naturally like air resistance, friction, gravity upon them, like always constantly moving them down just aren't applying to her, which is kind of, you know,

so she's crazy. He's making physics.

You're living your living physics engine.

She's making physics her [ __ ] Got it.

Yep.

Your power is to make physics your [ __ ] I like that. I'm taking it. Sorry.

I like that. I'm taking it. [laughter]

And you're just too much of an idiot.

I am not an idiot. I mean

I mean you you did take

Are we about to seriously argue that I'm an idiot?

No, no, no, no. It's not to write things about yourself.

But we're not arguing that you're not.

It only took me like half an hour cuz I didn't want it.

And And you're also a bit clueless.

And you have not noticed that I know where you're going at all times. Wait, you know where I'm going at all times.

Anyways, me next. [snorts]

Sorry, I got food.

It's all good.

Don't worry, I'm drinking hot cocoa right now. It's awesome. I was eating popcorn until now.

Well, hey, I mean, it's good to know that character break. Let's go. We're all eating. We're all eating food.

Die.

Alex, go get chips right now.

No, I refuse.

You have to go eat.

Continue. Continue, Alex.

Yeah, continue. Continue.

Continue with what?

You were about to say something.

Progress the lore, [ __ ] Progress.

I was not about to say anything.

All right, cool. Well, I think uh Meline's next, I guess. Right.

Lou and Meline have a pretty good understanding of their powers. You guys, so the reason you guys rolled is to see who would get their reading.

Oh, hold on. Hold on. Give me a second.

So, Oh, well, now that makes sense. I take this off. I put stuff in it. It goes boop. And I put it back on.

As you guys are all conferring and talking to each other, Max comes over with a very old, outdated piece of wood. And on it there are a bunch of letters, numbers, yes, no, with a plan check in the middle with a glass looking hole on the top of it.

Hey, why aren't you strapped to the driver's seat?

Let's play with a [ __ ] Ouija board. [clears throat]

No, you should go back to the driver's seat.

I am not [ __ ] with a Ouija board, especially in a place like this. Don't you?

We've been doing all this gay [ __ ]

Do you remember the last time we did some spiritual [ __ ] with you?

Yeah, that meant my god. You You We all died. [ __ ] I was planning to kill myself anyway.

I mean, I don't mind making spiritual friends.

No, I already know this dude. I know this dude. He's He's chill. He's chill. [snorts]

No, he probably Yeah, just like Bones was chill when he del gloved your entire cult.

Not my fault. [snorts]

Yeah, and this not going to about this not going to be your fault either. And I'm going to try to leave the room.

Um, as you try to leave, shadows grab your ankle and pull you down to your seat. As they grab my ankle, I get crazy flashbacks to when I tried to escape the shadows session one uh and tried to charge him like like all the way and I just stopped.

Oh. Uh you missed all that [ __ ] You [ __ ] [ __ ]

Yeah, I said wait a second. I need to do something.

I didn't hear that. I was chomping. All right, whatever.

Max is true.

Check the meme channel.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh my god. [laughter]

The two that said, "Oh god, are they

Oh, 100%. 100%

man.

They they Yeah, they have Yeah. The [ __ ] stem cell man doesn't know how to do [ __ ] and just likes bones.

Both of both of them had got a deus x machina of a power and yeah, I don't know how to use it and turned it into their hyperfixation.

Well listen all I needed to do was just run fast. That's it.

All right.

Yeah. I mean, more importantly than that, how would I even do it differently than how I do it currently?

You have control over physics in a minor field around you.

Oh, [ __ ] That explains so much.

But you don't know how to do anything with it. Don't so don't catch me with some I turn off gravity type [ __ ] and start flying.

[laughter]

Hey, I mean I'm just saying it. Can I just roll intelligence five times until I explode and then learn all the physics I know in real life eventually?

[ __ ]

Givea a physics a physics textbook.

I know, right? Like

occur to me.

He's been teaching demons. [snorts]

Yeah. [ __ ]

So, right now, Max is walking you guys to a table to play with an Ouija board.

God, no. All right.

Roy was attempting to leave the room, but then the similar shadow hands grabbed his ankles again and he got [ __ ] PTSD and and stopped moving.

Max, you know you don't need to lock me, right?

Yeah. You know you can't lock me, right? [laughter] [ __ ] watch me.

Is that a [ __ ] threat, bud?

You You start getting pulled towards the chair cuz it's literally your shadow.

Okay, I'll watch you. M pops her eye, use her power to get her eye out and like points it at Max.

Naa starts vibrating until she's out of like until flash style. She She vibrates out of her own shadow.

You can't vibrate out of your own [ __ ] shadow.

Yeah, the [ __ ] you can. It's holding me.

I am no longer

Do it right now. Do it right now.

I can't vibrate.

Shake. Shake and show me. Or or or

actually if you were to vibrate fast enough, in theory, if you were to vibrate fast enough, you can maneuver through atoms. No, cuz shadows are shadows are are created through light contact. So, if she just vibrates fast enough so that no light touches her, then theoretically she wouldn't have a shadow anymore.

And how are you vibrating if you're already caught?

Uh, it's Naa.

But to be fair, you'd have to be moving light like you'd have to be moving light speed. So, you'd have to roll like you'd have to roll a lot of 20s. Have you have you eaten something recently that would allow you to vibrate that fast?

Besides the person ate I ate the I ate the person that Meline killed and I ate the uh and I ate the bed post. I've eaten two things.

Two people

the things that you've already used.

No, I haven't run yet.

It was for when the mud guy ran in your body.

Oh, true. So, that was the one that Meline killed. But what about what about for the the bed post?

The bed post isn't a person.

Yes, it was.

Dang. The soup. You drank the soup before you left. Left, Samuel.

True. Yeah, I did also have some soup.

Soup X knocking on [ __ ]

Love you to death, but this is for the plot. So, no. [ __ ]

Because she was touched by the shadows, it turned off her power momentarily.

Sure. Yes. That

I [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate hate Max.

Me when the soup in the shadows hold me back from running fast.

The shadows are holding me back from kicking his ass. [snorts]

So, you're all there. All right, guys. This is going to be fun, isn't it?

Yeah. If I give you replace you with another bus driver.

Hell no.

If I take your rotted ass into the closet for seven seven minutes, do we not have to do this?

What? That's assault. Um,

I'm awful.

I I'm I don't consent.

Worth a shot. I I I told you in confidence I'm asexual.

Is Brownie shadowed caught right now?

Brownie even have a shadow.

Brownie doesn't have a shadow and Brownie doesn't give a [ __ ]

Oh, dang. [laughter]

Father, make me applesauce.

Father, make me app.

All right, I'm going to be muted for a bit cuz I cuz I'm grabbing grabbing food. is the one child that shows up in like that 3:00 a.m. in front of your parents' bed saying they pee they peed themselves.

Father, make me applesauce.

After Ma Max is done with his shenanigans, I will make you more applesauce.

Where's Abigail right now?

Oh, yeah. Where is Abigail? Is she with us? As soon as she saw the the Ouija board, she dipped.

What?

What do you mean?

She left, girl.

She thought she doesn't know what's going on.

The love of my life left me and you're not going to make a big deal out of that.

She didn't know what was going on. She just saw a Ouija board and said, "Fuck no."

So, she assumed the Ouija board was some sort of threat and decided, "Yeah, I'm going to leave Naa there. [ __ ] Okay, fine. [ __ ] [ __ ]

That's what I'm thinking, right? I'm like, this makes no sense.

We're peer pressureuring the DM into DMing better. Let's go.

[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, boy.

I can't do [ __ ] Bones isn't here. But [ __ ] you said you looted.

You muted just for that.

I did.

God [ __ ] damn it.

Clown the DM. Clown the DM. [laughter]

Do I need to bring Ruffle back?

No. No. No. No. No. No. We don't. We don't need him.

No, we're good. We're good.

Good. Okay. So, the six of you are sitting at the table. All right. For this to work, everyone put their hands on the planchet.

Both of them or just one?

Is Max's hand on the Ouija board?

Yes.

I spit on it. [laughter and snorts]

Don't disrespect the Ouija board. No.

No. I'm not disrespecting the Ouija board. I'm disrespecting Max.

That's pretty rude, Roy. I I don't I don't know where all this hostility is coming from, man.

Showing your face to me is pretty rude.

He's the bus driver. We see him every time.

I mean, have you seen my face? I haven't. It ripped that [ __ ] off a while ago. I don't know where it is.

Mine just catches her hands and lets them crawl onto the Ouija board. Um, good enough.

I begrudgingly also put my hand on the Ouija board.

Haha. You're have your hands in your own spit.

Continue.

Continue. you trying not to [ __ ] murder. All right, so I know this really cool dude, right? He's a demon. He's named uh Belellf. He's one of the dudes who got kidnapped by King Solomon, but he's chill as [ __ ] and wants to talk about politics with you guys. Why would we talk?

Lou is gonna try and yank his hands out of that that board as fast as possible because he just heard old ancient ass dude and politics and he knows that's you.

Good sign.

You know what? You're at the table. Good enough.

All right, help me spell out the name B. R I A N.

Hey, that's rude.

What's rude?

You call me a [ __ ] That's really rude. I

I have no idea what you're talking about. Continue summoning your You're totally not Twist villain.

You're totally not Twist villain. Twist villain. Man, you guys are rude. I just wanted to I just wanted him to be a little racist. He ain't even my friend. I was just trying to [ __ ] you guys. God damn it.

Are you saying you wanted to be a little racist to me?

Like in front of my face?

Yeah. Porch monkey. And then with that he he just dips. No, Lou is Lou's [ __ ] grabbing his ass.

Okay, we're all jumping. I'm jumping him if I'm by myself. It doesn't matter if I'm by myself.

Okay. No, you go ahead. You guys uh How bad do you guys want to beat his ass?

Brownie, I can't make you more applesauce until this man is dispatched. Anyway, I got to make an attack roll.

Um, screaming. What happened?

Um, Max got eviscerated and then let's go. Let's go.

He spawned back at the driver's seat screaming. I feel sounds of pure pleasure.

That's not [laughter]

That's That's

um [laughter]

Well, everybody was distracted with uh uh melon. Just

Brownie. I'm going to give you like 10 scoops of applesauce after that performance.

That's it.

Thank you, father. Must I commit more violence for more? No, just just him.

More violence equals more applesauce.

Just him is fine. Every once in a while

you're treating your kid wrong.

Should I kill Naa?

No. No. Bad. I spray bottle him bad.

[ __ ] spray bottle.

But father, I do not understand.

We don't kill the good people. We only kill the bad people. Yeah. Um, do you

Father, do you know what that sounds like?

Roy. [snorts]

Oh, okay.

Are you Hitler?

No.

Okay, but he was opinionated. I'm not being opinionated. He literally was going to sacrif He did sacrifice us to a demon.

So, you're saying I should kill those who coort with demons. So, lose. You know, every

I'm just here. How about this? I'll give you a bunch of applesauce to just forget everything I've said the past like five minutes.

What are we doing here, father?

Oh, nothing. Here's your applesauce.

Yay.

I guess that works. I mean, [clears throat] hey, if it works, it works.

All right.

So, who wants to play hide-and-seek?

So, so no demon summoning. That's That's great. I appreciate that.

Good. That is very good.

Yeah. Well, so it's Do you guys want to play hide-and-seek?

Um, that's scary coming from you.

What the [ __ ] Okay,

Meline. No, Meline offered. Luna is just repeating the question.

Let's let's let's play hide and seek. Sure.

I'm down to play hide and seek.

I'm down to play hide and seek.

Abigail, you choose the seeker.

Oh.

Oh, I'll see first.

Um, so wait, wait, wait. It should really be a thing because not be allowed to to be seeker. Um, no guys, you don't. Don't you remember last time we played hide and seek and Meline found us all in like three minutes and talking about I had lots of fun.

Didn't we didn't find Meline for three days?

Well, hey, the other time that we played hide-and-seek, I I did pretty all right. I thought it was fun.

Yeah, we can see.

You did amazing. You did amazing for for for a normal human being. We lost Meline for three days.

I was just hiding underneath one of the one of the bus seats.

Okay. Three days.

Okay. How about we set up some ground rules? No. No tracking. No non-including faces. You got to be somewhere in the bus.

And no power usage. Well, that's just not nice.

Hey, you could like like I don't know, warp out of here if you wanted to.

Hey, I'm a fair player.

What teams would you like to be in?

Oh, teams. Uh, it's three on three.

Three on the third player. Is Is Abigail with us now?

Yeah, Abigail's with us.

Okay.

Wait. Oh, damn it. It's it's it's two on it's two on three.

Okay.

I guess automatically Abigail's with Naa as like a package deal.

So, and then we'll put us both with Meline.

So, y'all just cheating. [laughter]

And then it's And then it's Roy and uh Roy and Roy and Lou.

Establish the rule. No of no of not using the trackers. So

why use trackers? She just finds you guys like put the guy who actively has a smell that just gives off where he is at all times and 10t tall.

Oh yeah, I have [ __ ]

listen. No matter what, whoever's going against the stalker is losing. So

all right.

Yeah. Each of you pick a representative from your team to roll a d20.

Uh, don't pick me. I'm bad at rolling dice.

Meline, you got it. You got it.

Five.

I shouldn't have picked you.

Uh, turns out you turns out maybe picking her was a good idea cuz I cuz I just barely beat it with a six. Crazy.

All right, we're gonna start with Roy and Lou.

Are we hiding or

are you guys I was just about to ask, are you hiding or are you seeking?

All right, we could do some shenanigans as a seeker.

Then we'll seek.

Yeah, we'll seek.

All right, then. The other two are hiding. The other three are hiding. All right. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi,

six Mississippi. We're starting We're starting with uh Lou and Roy. Keep counting.

Seven Mississippi, eight miss at 10 Mississippi. You open your eyes and you are no longer in the living room of the bus.

Both of us.

Correct. I'd like one of you to roll a d2 for me, please. Your turn. No, my is muted right now. Oh,

you know, I'll roll in that case.

Okay. Five.

Five.

Okay.

All right. What [ __ ] [ __ ] is happen?

You awake in a Wait. Uh, sorry. I did go for a second. What? What happened?

Uh, we counted. We no longer in the living room. We're We've awoken somewhere else.

And I'm about to describe where we are.

Oh, okay. You both awaken in a foul smelling room. Dingy plushes align the wall. Some with monikers of of Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Pikachu. famous IP characters in plush form that are just caked in and grind and and gunk.

Well, from the looks of this room, it makes me happy that uh almost all the senses in my nose have been uh done away with.

The floor is a carpet that's seen better days. There are pictures on the wall of a slugl like creature. There's Lou Lou has stitched his nose nose closed. A almost faint chattering going on in the distance. And there is a door leading out of the room you are currently in.

All right. Uh Lou's going to try and see what he can look around with. Like if there's anything in anywhere something might be hidden in this room. Uh Roy is gonna like try to touch the floor and also like feel out things with

Um, we're going to start with Lou cuz uh he said first um

Oh, okay.

Oh, good. But um uh roll a I guess it' be brains. Yeah, brains.

All right. All right. I do believe that is D12. Just going to double check. We know that we know is D8. Uh that's a six.

Okay, cool. Um, so you see a you see a medallion on the wall and it is a weird amalgamation of what looks like Pikachu and Sonic.

What?

I think I've seen this on some like .exe stuff. What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

I don't know.

Lou's gonna try gonna like see if he can take it off.

I'm gonna send a picture.

No, I kind of know what you're talking about, but still.

So, shocked.

Oh my goodness.

That suck. Why does that look like Amy more than Sonic?

It It does.

As you go to touch the medallion, it starts to pull towards your hand as you do. You pick it up.

Who's going to try What Lou is gonna do is he's gonna gonna grab like something that can loop over the like rope part of the medallion and hold it with that.

Call Medallions are usually like cursed or something. I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to try his strings because that's that's him touching it with his soul which is arguably worse.

Correct. That would be very bad.

And don't try to put it on or anything.

Yeah. He's not putting He's essentially holding it up with a stick.

Okay. So, you're holding it up with a stick.

Roy, what would you like to do?

I would like to see if I could touch the floor and feel like any kind of presence through the the wood.

Roll a grit for me.

Oh, grits. Oh, no. Uh, that's actually not that bad. It's d10. Okay. nine.

Okay. So, you put your hand on the carpeted floor and as your hand touches it, you feel this squish and squatchch of the carpet as you push your hand lower to try to reach any kind of dirt or or floor. And it it's disgusting. Feels like your hand is digging through wet socks.

Jade is by the way.

The smell. Oh god, the smell. You can smell it.

Oh, no. I said J. Not

exactly. And I can't smell it cuz No, not really much of my nose is

somehow. It's some You're somehow able to smell it.

It's like your soul smells it cuz you still have that. [ __ ]

And we are so [ __ ] [ __ ]

And just it's you try looking for life and the only life you find is in the squish. No dirt. Just Nope. No. Sorry. Okay.

A squish and this rotting smell. Lou's gonna like knock on the door real quick to make sure that there's nothing make sure to see if like anything happens. And if not, he's just going to open the door and leave.

Um, okay. So, you knock on the door.

Hello. Did you get my Sonic necklace? You can [ __ ] take it. Take it. Get us the hell out of here.

Such profanity.

Yeah. Come in here. Give it to me yourself.

Who's going to open the door and just like flick it off the off the

Yeah, just like toss it in there. Don't really Don't go in there.

Oh my god. Why would you throw it? It's all powerful. Why would you throw my Sachu medallion?

Amy Chu will be pissed about this.

Who the [ __ ] are you talking about?

I think is this your fanfic or something?

Fanfic. It's better than the original. My original characters, Amychu and Sonichu, by the Christian Wesson Chandler Company.

Oh god, they're in a nerd layer.

A nerd layer. The [ __ ] nerd layer. Uh, okay. How do we leave said? [laughter]

I just saw your [ __ ] message.

Do any of you know the story of Chris Chan?

I've heard vague vague snippets of it. I know enough to know it's not good.

I don't know the myth of legend.

Do you see my avatar?

Yeah.

My profile picture.

Oh no.

You see how it's a combination of someone and then Judge Holden, you know, the the worst one of the worst characters in all fiction. Mhm.

Christian has been described as the real life version of this character.

Oh, how fun.

As you try to close the door after throwing the Sonichchu medallion in, you see a disgusting rotinfested ham. too fat for its stubby nodules, but almost malnourished as it grips onto the door and it the door gets ripped off its senses. Now on to the other group. Yay.

[ __ ] is your problem, man? [laughter] I [ __ ] knew you [ __ ] [ __ ]

so much. [laughter]

Sleepover session. He said it'll be fun. He said

I didn't [ __ ] say that. I said it was going to be horror film. I said it was going to be horror film.

You lied about the traumafree [ __ ] It ain't

whatever. I said horror.

You get in horror. Leon, I'm literally hitting that emo right now.

Can you give me dinner? You want to have it tomorrow?

Uh, tomorrow, I guess.

Too late.

Yeah, tomorrow.

Okay.

Yeah, it's just when that timer

low key when uh like I have another like

how how much longer is the session going to be Leon?

Probably like 20 more minutes.

All right. Okay.

Till like eight.

Okay. The usual three hours.

Yeah.

Why? What's up?

Nothing. I was I'm supposed to go out to NPR today for uh I need to get um what's his face a card? Someone someone there needs a card from me and so I have to go out there and like it's a whole thing.

Well, on to Meline and the love birds. Um, you guys go to hide and as you guys are running away trying to find good places to hide, the walls around you start to shift. Can one of you please roll me a D12?

You or me?

You do it this time.

You lost your privileges from last time.

[laughter]

10. 10. Let's see which one that is.

God. All right. So, you walk into a hallway and you

Oh, set a timer for 18 minutes to lift the thing on the dishw uh clothes washer.

We're going to be done in 18 minutes. Don't worry about it.

No, I just need it so I I actually remember. I know if I just set a regular timer, I'm going to be

So, you guys are running through the hallway and the hallway gets longer and longer and longer until you get to some real spooky horror type [ __ ]

You You You good there, Mario?

Huh? You you good?

Yeah, I'm good. Why?

Shut the [ __ ] up.

Sorry. Sorry. He couldn't say that with his chest.

Shut the [ __ ]

Up. Okay, it's not your turn. The hallway gets longer and longer and longer. And as you go, your very goofy, almost familyesque photos that you have with each other start to shift into just almost monitors showing almost horrific things of gore. It's It's like like lively and and too gruesome and and something awful and lots of other gore sites. There's beheadings, accidents. It's overwhelming. The floor gets damn the floor starts to get flooded with Oh, you're not getting blessed, by the way. Um, the floor gets flooded with just viscera and down the hall you hear typing. Typing.

Well, I mean, we've walked this far and as you're looking down, you notice something you didn't notice before. You're missing a voice, an integral voice to your almost sense of self. Abigail's not there.

I turn around to see if I can find Abby. Abigail. Hello. Nowhere.

What's on the [ __ ]? The typing continues. I swear to God if Abigail's in that room, we're going to have to fight. Yes. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Especially because Abigail is my friend and all and if I if we lose her, she's in trouble. I'm going to kill whoever is touching her. Let's [ __ ] go.

As you walk, the images get more horrid and gross and more grotesque. Some images have stopped being accidents, not films, weird drawings and just suicides. It's horrific. And you get to a big room covered in monitors. And in the center is a skeletal humanoid. Glasses, greasy hair, a hoodie that seems to be four ties too big for him. A person sitting down on a chair, long fingers typing away. And you hear the whisper go. I guess I'm just too Wait, wait, wait. [ __ ] What was the line? Oh, [ __ ] Um, what was the line? Oh, Gore is actually pretty soothing to me. Oh, you're just a baby. I guess I'm psycho. And just these very cringy phrases. And he turns around. Do you like it? Where is Abigail?

Who? There was three of us. Now there's two of us. Where is And as she says this, she starts taking slow steps towards him. Abigail. Um, let's see here. Snowflake. I don't know any Abigail. And far as I know, you two just showed up in my room and just showed up in my room. I didn't see three of you. Unless there's someone hiding in the walls like some little pervert. Meline.

Yes. Would you like to be good cop or bad cop? I'll be the good cop. Good to know. And as you guys say the word cop, you see his eyes kind of flicker and you see all on all the screens police tape footage of of suicides, murders, accidents, crimes happening. You know, most of the time when these kind of um body cam things happen is because the cops weren't paying attention. You know, if I was the cop, I would have just shot them outright. You know, it's it's it's just, you know, you're given so much power and you got that gun and you you know, and and he's just mumbling and rambling off and you hear typing happening again.

Oh god, he's crazy. Maline, why don't you go first? See if you can reason with the unreasonable and then I'll start doing my thing. I will do what I can as you start to approach him from the visra on the ground. People in different levels of of disarray to say the least pop out screaming some silent and they start advancing towards you.

Oh [ __ ] Are we rolling initiative? You [ __ ] know it. All right, here we go. And because there's five minutes left, I will end it now. So, uh, we'll first roll initiative so I can write it down and then we will continue another day.

Does explode on initiative? Yes, it does. Uh, I got it too. Um, no. But with initiative, you can't explode on initiative. Okay, I got a 20. [snorts] Got it. Really wants to fight. It really just means you go first. That's it. Do you want Do you want me to roll as well? Nope. You guys aren't in combat yet. Okay. Yeah, we're still trying to reason with the uh the the whatever we're reasoning with. Christian.

What are we reasoning with? Average Redditor. A discord [laughter] a a crimeobsessed Discord mod. I have it written gore enthusiast. What were the other ones? Or are we going to fight them? You know what's crazy? So you guys are gonna fight. So I have a I have a bunch of them. Um, no. You're You guys are fighting Christian. You guys are going to fight Christian the the [ __ ] I have a bunch of them written down. You guys are going to finish this encounter and then do one more and then like the boss boss of this little dungeon crawl and then I'll tell you all of them cuz I have a bunch written down. I have 12 written down. you you know what's crazy is Oh, you go first.

No, go ahead. All right. I say I was say what's what's crazy is um when you were describing the room was like lots of screens. I was like, "Oh, like and I was like, "Oh god, this is just Meline." Instead of being a stalker, she was obsessed with crime. Yeah. Well, I gotta go see y'all. Yeah. See you. Peace out. You know what I can't wait to do? Watch the video. Yep. Re-watch the 2hour and like whatever how long this thing is cuz it it's not saying how long the call last anymore. Uh cuz I missed out on a little bit.

2 hours and 53 minutes. Yeah, basically three. I to be fair to be fair for me missing out. I think I came back and was able to recover a little bit. Well, I literally came in at the perfect time. I was just saying I was like, see, you will see. Here's the thing, right? You'll you'll see when when you watch it, you'll see. All right. Long story short, you had me wheezing. Nick, you have to post it ASAP so that we can see his reaction. It's going to post when it's going to post. I have to eat.

And Naa, Meline, the turn order will be like this. Meline, victim one, victim two, Meatman, then Naa. Meatman is wild. I like listening to the uh the videos while I like paint my Warhammer models or build. Low key, what I find funny is Leon totally forgot that Bones probably saw everybody use their powers in their last fight and never brought it up. Well, I mean, he's a little drunk off of the excitement of, you know, [ __ ] 911. 911. [laughter]

Okay. So, Okay. So, how is Christian here right now? Here. How is Christian here at this point in time? Um, so I I'll explain magic. Blame Cheshshire. Magic. I I'll explain it later. Um, but it it'll make sense eventually. Okay. Yep. And we have all of Christmas break to plan our next session. Correct. Probably during Christmas break at some point. 100%. I hope since it's a two week break that we get two sessions. I know. Wait, I'm hoping you're you uh I forget. Did you say you have all of your Warhammer models or or they're not they're not all painted, but they're all I don't give a [ __ ] I'm I'm going to fight you.