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Could not answer a single one #dadjokes

Berran Lee0:59

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Want to hear a joke? Sho it!

Bet there's 503 bricks on a plane. One falls. How many are you left? Oh, 500. Bet.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? You can't. Look, it's easy. You take the elephant, open the fridge, stuff it in, and close the fridge.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Same way. The same way? No. You open the fridge, take the elephant out, then you put the giraffe in and close the door.

The lions are having a party in Africa, and all the animals are invited. Who's not there? Say it again. The lions are having a party in Africa, all the animals are invited, but who's not there? The elephant. The giraffe, because he's in the fridge.

Look, while this is going on, there's this girl named Sarah. She has to cross this river, but it's full of alligators. Yet she starts swimming, and she's fine. Why is that possible? Because all the alligators are at the party. But she still died. How? She drowned. She got hit in the head with the brick that fell off the plane. What [Music] the D I do with this?