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Oh, okay. We don't have to. Hi, honey. What's up, baby? How are you? We fight. We can talk about your stuff. I love to talk about my stuff. My stuff. Okay. Are you good? Yeah. Are we, are we rolling? I'm sure he's ready. Let's start it. Okay. Yeah. Talk [ __ ] about him, right? Whole episode. Whole episode. Okay. I already spoke to April about it this morning. It's all about you. Okay. Okay. All right. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. We got two amazing guests at this house. Um, one of them has actually been a [ __ ] mission to get on this podcast. I've asked him 10 times. He, uh, just kept saying no, and I managed him. So I'm a little offended, honestly. I'm actually a lot offended. We got Dan Damage, and we got the beautiful, gorgeous. Don't tell me you forgot my name. April Olsen. He did it. I thought you did for a second. No, I was just trying to [ __ ] build up intro moments. There's a lot of girls coming through, you know. But yeah, April Olson. So, uh, yeah. So this podcast is all about, we want to get to know what turns the both of you on. We'll get you guys going. Hot hookup stories. Um, when I ask questions, it doesn't have to be just about porn. Okay? Can be about what you do in your personal life. So, um, Luke's gonna chime in and, uh, ask anything that comes across his mind. And if you guys want to ask us questions, that's all cool. Sounds good. Yeah. Like, what, what shoes are you wearing right now? Like, why? Like, why are you? Hold on, hold on, hold on a second. What the [ __ ]? Sexual questions, Dan. Okay. All right. All right. So I'm just as I guess you should. Yeah. Region, you should stop. Yeah. What was it? What'd you say? Steamroll you? Oh, steamroll me? What is that? That sounds weird. Mentally. Yeah. All right. Okay. Moving on. So, um, have you guys done a podcast before? No. Yes. Can you talk a little slower? So that's kind of my mission today so that my point comes across a little better. You have like a whole YouTube? I did my. Before we worked, I like did my research. I saw your YouTube. It's very silly. I was doing like a lot of like. Realize I saw your bathtub one. That was fun. That was in my old house. But now I have like a much cuter house. So my YouTube's on the back burner. I'm gonna revisit it when I have more time. So your cover photos, like the, of the videos are just very real. Yeah. It's perfect. Like, yeah. I'm good, dude. I can do that. You can't. Okay. I said I was gonna be on the other side this whole podcast. But you, you could stand to be a little bit more emotive. But maybe that's not your thing. Yeah. Is that my thing? On the tables? Sorry. So April, what got you into this crazy industry? Where I'll start was I needed some money. [Music] And, and my [ __ ] was just so dry when we were having sex to the point where it sent me once to the ER. And so at this big, 1200 bill, and I needed, I needed some money. So I started webcaming. Hold on, hold again. I'm in Los Angeles. Don't be with this guy anymore. But why did you go to the ER? That's the body. Because that's what you say. What are the doctors? So my cervix was inflamed. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] look. I was being a little dramatic. Had gone home, especially after dealing with the ER for several hours. But it was the push I needed to get out of that relationship and into sex work. Dude, what's up? Literally, someone I just shot with, like, had to go to the ER. Inflamed [ __ ]? It's your big ass dick. Put them in the ER. No, they shot with someone like the day before. They wouldn't let them like get lube. Like the director. What? Which is like, it was pretty [ __ ]. It's like almost like no consent offense. No, it's like you're, you're saying cut basically. And like, I need lube. Yeah. And that's like, but they're, but they're like, continue. But you don't want to continue, right? So that's not consent offense, right? No, you're not. You're consenting. You're not consenting, man. Yeah, I agree with you. Same thing. But then like, with that was the day before. With me, with me. What, what's so funny? [Laughter] No, like she, the next day on me with me. Like it was a two-year-old thing. And she was like, oh, I can't like take it that deep. Like it hurts so bad. Like because of like what happened before. And we were like, okay, like, you know, like, sometimes that happens. You know, like, oh, she's just sore. She literally, I don't want to say any names. But the, the next day on set, I shot with the same people. He told me the director told me that she went to the ER. Had to get like a [ __ ] catheter or something. What the [ __ ]? That sounds bad. Yeah, I know. Isn't that intense? But that sucks for her. I want to ask, what can inflame your cervix? I mean, I think it's just at that point. And then maybe it's just hitting the wall up there. I don't know. As many years ago, that's how it got me. Because this is good. It was just dry. And there was any lubrication. You didn't get a white weiner too? It was a big wiener. So now all the sex you're having now, [ __ ] is constantly wet. You're great. Yeah. But he's not as big. I don't know why she had to make pie contests when she said that. You get, you like that? No, I don't. Ask for what I want. And sometimes what I want. I was talking about the eye contact you made with me as you said that your [ __ ] is dripping wet. That was in your head. I got a question. I get the question. I get a question. What's up? If you weren't, if you weren't in porn, yeah. So, you know, her little boyfriend, husband dick thing. Yeah. If you weren't in porn, would you be satisfied with husband dick? Because you get bigger than husband dick off. I like this. Um, I just, I just, I just don't care. I feel like most girls really don't want massive dick. Yeah. Yeah. They want like a boyfriend. Maybe not all girls are size. However, cool. There's size. Girls are size queens. That's you're right. No matter the dick size. I'm not coming from. You said not. Oh, not all. Yeah. I saw you. I thought you said not. No about size. And there's never anything I was searching for either. Back before I did porn, it was just, you know, whoever I was dating at the time, whatever they got, whatever they were bringing to the table. Got you. Got you. All right. So Dan, and then for you, you were obviously flipping pieces, right? And then what the [ __ ]? What got you into this? Sorry. And OnlyFans. That's it. Yeah. You have a girl? Did you have a girly? Yes. Girlfriend. I don't even know if she knew about it at the time. I was just doing it on the side. But it was solo stuff. Okay. It wasn't cheating. It wasn't cheating or anything. I don't think you're cheating. I had to get that out myself. Okay. You're good. You're good. But, uh, so you've just always known you got a very large wiener. And you just, yeah. Like Snapchat came out. I was sending dick pics. Oh, you're a dick pic sender? Oh, yeah. Were you really expressive of your sexuality in your younger years? No, not really. No. When, when did you unlock that part of yourself? I have no idea. But it was kind of during the OnlyFans time. Maybe we'll, maybe a little bit before. Well, I was like, I said, the Snapchat, I would send dick pics all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I would show my name. You would just. I don't do that anymore because that's, you know. Would you just randomly just get on Snapchat and just send a dick pic? Like unsolicited? Or were they? Like, no, let me see it. Yeah. We were horny. Okay. Okay. That's what I was asking. Yeah. Look, before porn, before I knew a whole lot of [ __ ] about what I know now, I was on solicited dick pics left and right. No, now I just posted. I've never visited on my Twitter. Yeah. And that's technically an unsolicited dick pic because it pops up on your Twitter and it's just like, what? Bam. Well, no, if they follow you, then they're kind of asking to see it. What's, uh, April, what's the biggest dick you've ever taken? Yeah, it's a really nice. [Music] It's more challenging, I think, than even double anal sometimes because not only is he girthy and heavy, but he's also got a pretty slick hook to the right. So it's like, it's very meditative. Twice. Holy. Are you doing it, buddy? Yeah. What do you mean, buddy? Yeah, he's new here. Is he new to the party? I do. I do have an act for anal. April, we don't know anything about you. I thought you, I thought you guys were going to be two completely different people when I walked out. Don't know anything about it. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. This is what the whole podcast. We get to know you guys. Talking hurts. It anal. Did you let me just go on your? I am. I am D. And look at every video you've ever done. Dan, I should have done that before the podcast. That was. I was maybe pigeonholed a little bit into the category. It was my first scene ever. Wow. So you guys have done. And I'll hear that a lot. Yep. You do hear that. Yep. Nice. Is this VR? It was a little painful, honestly. That day. Do you ever feel bad, then? Because of the VR? Like, VR? Yeah. You can't really get into it as much. Especially it was probably like the mesh one where we were on the [ __ ] the bench. Well, yeah, because it's like poking. It's like poking up into your like vagina, right? Yeah. Is that weird? Dan, ever feel bad that your dick can really hurt someone? No, I feel like I feel like myself that that it doesn't. It's best that it's like, I, I feel like I know how to use it. Some dudes, I get into porn, they just [ __ ] and they don't know how to like use their dick. Yeah. You got to know how to use it. I think I told him as soon as I signed him, I was like, look, dude, you're [ __ ]. You got a wine bottle ass dick. You gotta like be kind of gentle with that because if you just go in there and start [ __ ] thrusting, you're gonna hurt someone. There was one scene. Yeah. There was one anal scene where I was. We had to warm up. She was like, that's, that's when it. When they see it. When I pull it out and they're like, oh my God, like we need to warm up. Like that's when it's a mental game. By then. Yeah. That's when I get like, I'm like, oh, [ __ ]. So then like, we warm up and I'm moving like a centimeter. I put it in. I'm moving in, moving like a centimeter. A second. Yeah. Or a centimeter every three seconds. So it's that slow. And it still ripped her. Oh, yeah. And we couldn't do the scene. That's [ __ ] brutal. All right. So what is it? What's the biggest thing that turns you on? Like, is it okay, guys? Gay guys? Bye guys? Do you? Bye guys. I look like Luke. Little, little pretty boys are [ __ ] pretty boys. He's pretty, right? Yeah. Dan, let's switch. I'm the new. Uh, no one. She likes getting new. What? For this episode. Okay. That's cool. What's the biggest thing that turns you on? And she said, I like, I like gay guys. Yeah. But she said, pretty guys. Like Luke. Yeah. So very selective hearing. Yeah. That's good for a podcast host. Yeah. It's just kind of checking it out. She wants to see you guys checking in and out. You don't have to. You don't have to. But I do like the hesitancy. Now, what is it about it? You like watching a lot of gay porn? I like, I like when I like when because you know, it's so accepted for women to explore their bisexuality because of the girls. You know, you know, that's normal. But you don't see many guys admitting that they just like to fool around with guys sometimes. And not even like a gay way. Just like in a. Yeah. But your husband likes to get pegged, right? Yeah. But see, I don't. I don't. I don't think a dude getting pegged by a chick is gay at all. There's nothing gay about that. Oh, that's a [ __ ]. Yeah. It was my wife. I would be like, look, I have this rule. I have this rule. Again, I don't know about pegging though because like, yeah, I don't know if I could do that. But my rule. Check it out. My rule is, if a girl is just insanely [ __ ] hot, I'll let her do whatever she wants. What? What? Don't know if I could do that. Because just because dildo. Just because. I just don't. I mean, you can finger it. Cool. Awesome. Dick. You. He said anything. I just don't think I could handle a toy going in my head. It's not up to you. You just said it's up to her. I said I would let a hot chick do she whatever she wanted. Yes. I wouldn't let her peg myself. Do whatever the [ __ ] else she wants. But she can't tag you. No, but I don't. But I'm more of what I'm saying is it plugs. If a girl wants to peg you, it's not gay. It's a chick pegging you. Like just like dudes that are like, oh, I don't get my ass ate. That's why you want to get pegged? Because it feels good. Are you [ __ ] high right now? Do you like your ass? By a girl? I would rather be [ __ ]. That's not the question. Potato sex. I love that. Just [ __ ]. You know, why do we get all kids? Do you like your ass? It's a yes or no question. What do you think? It's like, it's like, does like your elbow being licked feel good? But would I rather my elbow be licked or be like [ __ ]? No. There's no. There's no sensation in your elbow. Well, something similar. So the answer is no. You don't like your ass? You don't like your ass? I mean, I just do not feel anything. It's fine. I love it when a girl is like, yeah, if it's an event, it's like, okay, let's eat your ass. But if we're just like hooking up, it's like, you don't get nasty. Like, no. I don't. That's not a part of hooking up for me. Okay. Fair. Yeah. It's more of a special occasion. Yeah. It's like a, oh, I want to eat your ass. You like your ass? Yeah. Yeah. I feel the same way. But I don't care about nipple. Some girls have more sensitive nipples. You don't give a [ __ ]. I have inverted nipples. They're in and out. So where's our beer girls? They don't always come out to play. They do their research there, you know. So, you know, my inverted nipples. Huh? I know you have them. The internet. I've never seen them. I need one beer. I can't get up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. April, do you like to talk [ __ ] to dudes? Because I kind of, I kind of hear that. It's next to the oven. Okay. The oven's right here. It's right here. Carmen, babe. I'll take one over there. Oh, thank you. Only if you want. On the left. None of us are. One of those are roommates. Your roommate with Carmen? Yes. Yeah. There's someone in here. All right. Cool. So, um, I kind of. All right, let me go back on track with asking you guys some questions. I can't open this thing. Yeah, because no twist off. She's getting it. Can I cut the [ __ ] out of your hand? Yeah. Don't want that. I don't want that. I kind of get a sense that you like to talk [ __ ]. Thanks, Carmen. This is why we pay her the big bucks. Oh, you guys paying her? Yeah. Okay. Big bucks. Yep. Is she the PA? Well, she's staying in our mansion. Mansion? Okay. She is. Yeah. Are we allowed to do this? Let's pause it in there. So if it's, if required, I'm just gonna say this is very. This house is very Armenian. What's your house? They don't get our Armenian culture. What's your house? Thank you, mate. My house is cute. I just moved into a new place in North Hollywood. Part of my oasis. Okay. I have no idea. Why can't she have the bottle, but I can't? No, I'm not gonna have a bottle. I love that. Yeah, but it's on a different. Two different videos. I just want to do it because all the boys are doing it. Thank you. Can you open that? Can you open that? Carmen. Yellow. God damn it. Thank you. I can't take that. You know, I vow never to working for it again. Really? Why? I'll tell you why. I'll give you two words. No me neither. Filthy rich. Keep that in here. If this is a cut part. I have something. Not a cut part. So you won't go to Florida because there's a man. What's up? What's his name? On here. One more time. Cool. And I, I felt a little camaraderie with him because we're both from Missouri. So I gave him a chance. However, my shoot conditions weren't par. And I did actually have to. I did kind of. I kind of left his apartment and just kind of packed really quickly and just left for the airport without telling him. Middle of the day. It was kind of like an escape mission. Came out of Miami. Even though that man sucks. Okay. Don't let that stop you from coming to beautiful Florida. There's a lot of great companies over there. And just the vibe is amazing. Luke's in Florida. I will be your. Me and Luke will be your security to keep you away from that [ __ ] trailer [ __ ] Brian. I would like to say I had one Filthy Rich. And it's because we weren't working. And it was him, his girlfriend, and his son. Have you ever met a son? He's just delightful. Gay guy. Didn't see that one coming. So, so him and his son. Him and his son and I, we kind of hit it off. And I just, I didn't feel bad that I left in such a hurry. But he knows what he did. Yep. Well, I don't like him. So it's all good. All right. So I wanna. I was asking you. I was asking you before I was really interrupted by Dan. Um, okay. So gay guys turn you on, right? Have you ever done a bye-bye scene? Yeah. Yeah. I did one a couple days ago, actually. Yes. In a by DP as well. So, yeah. Really, really fun stuff. Because you do a lot of [ __ ]. Huh? There. Yes. There. I need to post more. This is like, literally the guy's. So I'm so bad at marketing myself. I find it humiliating. And it is a little bit. But maybe I'll get better at it. Yes. I'll do a by DP. I like that they're interacting with each other while they're also inside of me. And that's hot. That's pretty [ __ ] dope. Okay. What do you, uh, what would you, what would you guys say that your body counts are? Take a ballpark guess. How many people you think you [ __ ]? There you go. I gotta think about it. Like [ __ ]. Yeah. I mean, nice. I love that. Yeah. I'm. What do you think it was before porn? Uh, sure. Honestly, not that. Honestly, not that much. Yeah. And you've been in porn for how long? Wow. You'd be slaying a little bit. Period. Before porn? Okay. We won't get into that now. We're going to get to that. You can. You can make it there. So just like a ballpark. If I had to put a ballpark on it, like before porn. Yep. Before talking. Like 10. 10. Wow. So, okay. So to answer your question that you asked like 20 minutes ago. Yeah. Dan was not getting any type of sex before porn. It probably wasn't very good sex. Scene anyways. I had a girlfriend for seven years. Okay. Okay. So that's one person. Okay. Okay. From what age? Uh, that was from like 19 to like, what's 19 plus seven? Twenty six. Yeah. Yeah. 19. Like, so, yeah. Probably ten. Now it's like, what? Like, nice. Okay. Now it's like a hundred. Wait, how do you know? A hundred and something. Uh, 28. Nice. So a hundred something. Six hundred. Wow. I really think that's true. That's the difference. What do you think my number's at? I don't know. You at all. I do porn. He has a total of maybe like five. Yeah. But I [ __ ] a lot though. Okay, brother. I don't care. That's [ __ ] all right. So I'm just saying that brings down the number. Yeah. That's what I was gonna say too. I was gonna say 32. What do you think mine is? No, it's not 30. I don't know. I know my exact number. And I just tallied another one this morning. So that means. No, that doesn't count. That means it's under 100. Oh, that. Okay. So yesterday was. She was talented. A body. Yeah. Yesterday she was counting. Yeah. You do the same body. You have an ongoing. Six, 51. This is where I'm at. What? No, no, no, no. [ __ ]. It's like a clicker. 651. You know, like, like a ticket clicker. Is that, is that vagina? Or does that include a [ __ ]? No, sex is penetration. Damn. Has to go. 651. Yeah. I had a bit of a whole face. Well, we're talking on a straight perspective. Oh, yes. Forget. [Laughter] Obviously, if you have sex as female and a female. I mean, Dan thinks so. All your orgies count. Each person of those. Of your orgies. Yeah. She only said mine was 200. Yeah. It's [ __ ] up. Okay. She doesn't know us. We don't know her. That's cool. This is just sex. You know what? You know what's even better than sex? [Music] A bowl of popcorn. Falling asleep. Favorite, favorite movie. No, you know what? Golf is better than doing that. But doing that with a cream pie filled inside you. It happens before. Are you a fan of cream pies? Uh, yes. Um, but I don't. I like that. You see, I have this thing. Nothing goes up my butt. Because it's for my first wife only. Yes. You got to leave something there, you know what I'm saying? Whatever on himself. I don't see how that would be sexist. Look, I'm just trying to think of every perspective. I just. You say that all the time. Like shaving my butthole to my wife. And the day you get married, the first thing in my mind is just gonna be like, you're just gonna walk up to [ __ ] rail in the ass right now. Yeah. No finger. You'd look great getting packed. Thank you. You wouldn't put a toy? You wouldn't let the wife put a toilet? Let it start with the finger. And I'll go from there. It's gonna go like a 10-incher up in there. Whatever on your own pace. Yeah. They're good. Thank you, April. They gotta work up to it. They gotta work up to. Are you close to getting married? No. Maybe. Yo, can we not like bleed out the name? He keeps his girlfriend private from from the industry. Oh, sorry. Good. Yeah. No, we can't talk about it. Yeah. Sir. No, but I'm retiring because I want to move on. Because I want to start moving on. I totally feel. Hey, seriously, I'm right with you on that. Yo, this is news. That's what I'm saying. She don't want to be a with a hoe no more. Do you want kids? No. I want kids. That's what I want. I want. Oh, my. He's falling in love right now. Watch what you're saying. She's married. You're falling in love. No, we're just. We're just. I want kids by the time I'm 32. You're not already 28 in May. No, I'm ready. You said following him. Who'd you say? Falling. Okay. Time to get thinking, right? Yeah. At least trying to try. They've been talking for like. This kind of talk. It's crazy. You want to set things up now so you'll be ready? Exactly. Well, I already have things set up. You're in all my passive income from PornHub and OnlyFans and other. Well, that's porn, though. You got to cut that off. Yeah. I will cut having the performing and sleep. No residual income. That's still porn. No, that's not. That's okay. Yeah. We can continue being hoes and they'll just fly off into the distance. Well, that's fine. Are you tired? I want to start eating gluten. You don't eat that. Speaking of, speaking of other income. Oh, sorry. Speaking of other income. I had an idea today. All right. Hold that thought real quick. Okay. Hold that thought. Um, you got any, uh, have you completed your fantasy? I, I think I still have a gang bang fantasy that I would like. That's, that's how I'm gonna go out. Yes. How many guys are we talking? I mean, a true gang bang is over six. But if you could put as many guys in the room to just. That'd be fine. Just six. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Are you submissive? Yeah. Be more like power bottom type thing. It's kind of hot. So I don't know. I would have to just see how I feel. So you like being dominant sometimes? Or I don't say I'm a proper switch. Yeah. I was trying to ask earlier because I, I kind of get like a sense of it that you do like to kind of talk a little [ __ ]. I can. I. Have your. Do you dance? Can dance fall under that spell with you? Like, do you ever put Dan in his place? Oh, I don't think our scene has ever been. No, Dan. Do you like to get put in your place by chicks? I feel like you do. I feel like you like when girls kind of talk [ __ ] on you. [Music] Um, no. Dan likes to come. Dan likes to get his [ __ ] wet. And just. Favorite positions. What's your favorite position? Missionary. Okay. Last. Cowgirl. I can see that for sure. It looks the best for me. It looks the best. Like reverse or forward. It looks the best. But you don't have to do any work either. Yeah. Got you. It's a red flag. [Music] What about your feet? You like feet play? Foot jobs all day. It's like a lot, a lot of muscle. Yeah. Josh, we got you. I'm gonna take a while to guess. [ __ ]. Yes. He's about to. He's about to. Yes. Okay. Okay. Is this the game that we're playing? Yeah. Yeah. How tall are you? Five, four. Throw your foot up to the side. Like turn it to the side. Oh, [ __ ] dude. What size feet? Yeah. Yeah. Hang on now. What size feet? He's trying to guess. I'm just like, oh, [ __ ] hell. Dan, where is he? How tall? How tall are you again? Five, four. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see. Seven and a half. No. Six. Oh, it's like an eight. Nine and a half. You guys. What's stuck at this one? Don't. They're a big deal because we got very tall girl. But I did feet and big hands. Dude, that doesn't look like a nine at all. I should have went higher because you're like, I won't get offended. It's very. The right context. Those don't look like nines at all. Holy [ __ ]. Big old grippers. We did. I did like eight episodes. Like the last eight episodes. I got every single foot. Right. But yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Well, they're very beautiful feet. So thank you. Good job. Thank you very much. No big deal. What do you mean? Pedicure? You got white toes. He's a dead skin. What do white toes mean? I don't know. It means you have bomb [ __ ]. That's why I'm wearing socks right now with my shoes. I did one like two weeks ago. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's just. What's your, what's your favorite thing about porn? Both of you. The freedom. Okay. Whatever I want. You like just creating your own schedule? Yeah. Doing whatever you want to. Yeah. Yeah. Taking time off when I need to. Are there ever any films where you're just like, I just don't want to [ __ ] today? Sometimes. [Music] I can always make the best of it. Of it. How my mood is. So true. I'll always show up ready to play. But if I do feel a little burned out, I'll just take some time off for sure. For sure. What about your favorite thing about this porn? Um, is that it's what is best for me in the current moment. Nice. Okay. And then can, can either of you name the best scene that you guys have ever done? Or maybe it hasn't happened yet. My double anal one felt like I over, over through amounts. It's [ __ ] wild, dude. I would never guess that. No, right? Really? Because I'm surprised. Yeah. I just, no, I just truthfully again, I just look at it. I just never guess. So yeah, tattoos. Oh, just because you have tattoos doesn't make you a badass like that. Yes. Favorite scene. Um, it's either the VR with Nikki Benz, Kaylee Gunner, and [ __ ]. Wait, we gotta redo this. I don't know. I know the Naughty America one that you're thinking of. Yeah. No, my. Okay, I know it now. Can we restart? Dan, what's your favorite? I'm gonna say, can we restart? If you remember the girl's name, just say it. I'm gonna ask a question, dog. What is your favorite scene? So it's either the VR one with Nikki Benz, Savannah Bond. Okay, we got her. Yeah. Okay. That's a good one. But thus, if you are, it's like, but probably regular sex is like the Tushy Raw with Nicole. Does she do for y'all? That's awesome. Nice. That's super cool. Do you guys have anyone in the industry that you look up to? [Laughter] I'm slow. That I look up to. Kazumi. Okay. Oh my God. I do wish I had a master of a crash. I had her on the podcast a long time ago. Yeah. She's a master at, uh, marketing. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. Oh, yeah. She's rich. She's just. I will. I'll give this confidence. She, so when I had her on the podcast, this was probably like eight months ago before she was doing anything like mainstream. And I was just like, how the [ __ ] do you? How are you where you're at now? And she, her simple answer was, I just don't give a [ __ ]. I just do whatever I want, anytime I want. If I want to do a, a banner in the sky [ __ ], I'm gonna do it. If I want to do a banner on a truck at ABN X Biz, whatever, I'ma do it. She does like the banners. I saw one at Coachella. Yeah. Yep. But she went. No, no. She, she's fun. Staying inside. That's cool that you look up to her. She's, she's amazing. She's a pioneer. Yeah. What about you, Dan? Lady, anyone that I look up to? Yeah. Um, probably it's more on like the male performer side. Like I obviously the way. Yeah. Probably like Chris Diamond. I like his work. Nice. Okay. Yeah. That's who I like. I literally watched him and like, [ __ ] senior high school type [ __ ]. Okay. He was 18. Watching it. Really? You were? I was 18. I was making a joke. He's not even that old. Like, I don't even know. But yeah, it's a motivation thing. Got you. You know. Cool. It's like a perfecting your own crap. So this podcast is about, uh, usually we do these interviews and then like, if the, if you get lucky, she gets lucky, there's sex. Do you think you're have a high chance of having sex today with April? Yeah. Do you think you're scoring points with her? That is giving. I don't know. I could use the contract. Same. Yeah. Yeah. You don't make content with your husband? Yeah. I thought. Oh, he's busy. I thought it was going to be like a pegging thing. Now we don't have to do that. I didn't bring my. I did bring my strap-on because I have another thing of another thing later. But I won't whip it up. Would you packing? No, we're pegging you. Yeah. You wouldn't let April just [ __ ]? I'm gonna talk to a bed. Well, how much are we talking? That's up to you. What's your number? Hold on. Everywhere. What is your number? What's your number to get pegged? I'm curious. Say right now. No take backs. I have. And this is broadcasted. This is going on the internet. And it will get fundraised. Yep. [ __ ] who the [ __ ] gets. Hold on. Just who gets pegged and it's out there. She's pegging. Like that's a big deal. Hundreds. Yesterday will get pegged and it's out there. Like male performers. Hundreds. And you see it. Yeah. Hundreds. Name someone. I can like. I'm not gonna name it. Yeah. No, but that's. I already knew about that too. Dan, you realize that you're in an age of porn that you can start being a straight performer. And a lot of guys had to start out being gay for pay. Yeah. Yes, I know that. And I know who have done that. So, so I'm just wondering, what's your number? So what's your number? Probably like a hundred. Cool. A hundred thousand. A hundred thousand. Right on the phone. I was saying three thousand dollars in my head. It's just that I don't want to do it. So it's like, that's fair. You don't have to. It's like, it's not even trip. Anything less than 100 is not life-changing for me right now. You think the video will change your life in a negative way? And that's why you put a high number on it? No, it's like, I said, it's like a one. It's a. It's a want thing. Like what I want to do. Okay. It doesn't matter. Like what? It's Dan's personal. It's personal. Yeah. I was wondering what. It never was. Mine doesn't matter. Like what? Just think if I wanted to do it, then it's a thousand dollars. No, if I. It doesn't matter who. If I wanted to get pegged, it's a quick thousand bucks. There you go. Now, if you were just into that kind of thing. I'm just not recorded on the internet. I'm saying 500. 000. 7. 500. What did you just say? 500,000. 500,000. If it's recorded on the internet. If you want to set it up. Are you gonna be the one pegging me? Sure. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. You're never again. 500,000. But you're never gonna get 500. We're not gonna give you 500. So, so you're essentially saying no. No, I don't know. Some. What if a super massive tech company businessman wants to [ __ ] me in my ass for 500,000? I like where your head's at. Okay. I would say yes. They're gonna save this video and be like, okay, okay. For like a later. I don't know. He can't come out as gay because he's a super CEO of a tech company. There's people out there with money. Yeah. Insane money. I've had a CIO sugar dad. What'd you do? Yeah. It was like sugar parents. What would you do? What'd you do? I don't know if you can say about how much Trump paid Stormy Daniels. So the money's out there. Well, and he's about to go to jail. So I can't. Yeah. Publicity's not. Yeah. Do you dance at all? You ever been a stripper? I have never. I've never done it. It's not. You're not sure. He's never got into that. Started. Got you. And then so you're making an exit in this industry. Do you have like a, a time when you plan on doing it? Or Okay. One final year. And you're just getting burnt out by it. And have you thought about like, when you say exit, are you still like, just mainstream? Are you still gonna do like OnlyFans contests? We'll see how long I can ride out. Stop shooting. Got you. Don't worry about me. Okay. I've got my foot. I got my foot over here. I'm gonna go check out your Twitter when we're done here. Check it out. Or even just Hub it. Just. I'm, I'm just shocked that you've done double anal. That sounds just [ __ ] crazy. With who? What? Two guys? Uh, Ramona Mick and then Ramona. Okay. Those aren't tiny guys. Wait, I don't know. Oh, you did two different separate ones? Yeah. Ramon and Mick. Those aren't like. Mick is pretty. Like you like on camera. Mick doesn't look crazy. But like, I've worked with him in person. Give me your hottest hookup story. I feel like you're a little crazy. Look, you've done some crazy [ __ ], huh? What? Me neither. Yeah. I mean, I used to go to six sex parties. But like when I lived in New York, that was pretty. All right. Craziest places. You are [ __ ] lazy Susan. What is that? What? Yeah. It's like a. You put it on a counter and it spins around on a counter. Well, that's kind of cool. Yeah. It was for Brazzers. Oh, just the thing that spins on the counter. Yeah. And she got passed around. Just one guy. One guy. Oh, my God. Being passed around would have been cooler. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it doesn't make it as well. Oh, that's a good idea. [ __ ]. So that's the craziest place you've ever [ __ ]? Or that's the craziest thing you've ever done? That's the craziest place I've ever. Okay. Are you into public stuff at all? No. I know it makes me uncomfortable. Okay. I don't like it because I don't want to engage the kids to be. And we don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail. Would you join the mile high club? Uh, I don't find public bathrooms too XC. And I don't find when people their tits and [ __ ] out and dick out on planes. I don't know. But there's, there's this place. I don't like that. No, no, no, no. You're flying across different country. You get a pod, a little suite, a little enclosed. Have you seen those? First class. Yes. What would you do? Would you do it? Okay. No, not working. There's even like a thing in Vegas where you can like, yeah, pay 1800 bucks and the guy flies the plane and you guys. Just sounds stupid. So waste of money. Yeah. Are you a brand trick? Do you like brands? Like Gucci, Louie? If I would like for some purses. Yeah. Foreign. What type of purse are we talking here? Two nice purses. Which are. I have a Prada bag and a Balenciaga bag. And because my husband got them for me for Christmas. Where's the closest purse store? And you had to [ __ ] him for those? Of course. What the [ __ ] out? Oh, okay. She just said she wouldn't [ __ ] for a purse. Oh, she was. She said she was. She said she would. Oh, all right. Where's the nearest purse store? Yeah, let's go to Topanga Mall. I'm busy today. I'm busy today. I actually have to do this a second time. Can you believe it? I feel like I have hella friends that they're all in that sugar baby phase. And they will have all these guys that buy them all these crazy brands, these bags, and these clothes. And then they go on like OfferUp and they just [ __ ] sell it. Oh, that's kind of. It's pretty [ __ ] right? Yeah. Like eBay. But you've never. You don't. Do you have sugar daddies? Or no? Yeah, super fans. No. Never met him. Never. I don't know how. I know. Wait, no, you don't have to meet them. But do they send you a lot of [ __ ]? I don't open any kind of. I wouldn't even know if there. If they are. I can't. How are you supposed to tell who's for real and who's just scamming? I don't know if they're messaging you on OnlyFans just tipping you a whole bunch of money. Yeah. Yeah. Dan, you guys, you got dudes that just send you money? Yeah. I have like eight. Wait, really? Wow. Yeah. I don't know. I'm. I'm leaving a lot of money on the table. Let's just say that. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. What you gotta just. What's the most amount of money a dude has ever offered you? So someone, this was like when I first started porn. He was just sending me Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Yeah. He was legit. Just like, I would send him a custom video on [ __ ] OnlyFans. And he was like, oh, here you go. I just sent you something on your [ __ ] Coinbase. And it was like, uh, [ __ ] half a Bitcoin. And how much was that? I don't really pay attention to like 15. 100 or a thousand. Thousand. And he did that. And then he sent like, point. He would send like, .0 [ __ ] whatever. Point zero eight. Point zero. And like, build thanks to the video. Yeah. Have you cashed out on that? Um, oh, yeah. You did. Iris, you're so funny. Dude, don't want those [ __ ] now. No. Uh, if you guys could, if you guys could, um, travel anywhere right now, where would you go? I do have a bit of an urge to do an Amsterdam thing. Because I feel like techno club. So I think it'd be cool to just, you know, pop around some clubs. I literally just invited you to go to EDC. I said, I said, technical. I said it was a snob. And she said it was still open. What? ABC? It was like a. Oh, you said no. Is it hard now? No, no. She's a little techno. Yeah. But oh, but she's talking. No, it's like hard. It's like hard style. This is hard style. Sunglasses. Got you. I've never been to Instagram. Nice. [ __ ] this. It's very queer. You know, you know what I mean? It's so dark in there. Of course. He knows. He knows exactly what you know what I mean? Yeah. He's, you know, you've eaten that. So maybe maybe not. I don't like crowds. I like crowds either. Yeah. Um, so we're on the same page. We're on the same page. He asked me all the time to go out. I don't know. I was like, no, I don't like crowds. Every festival that's ever. Yeah. If I'm like, he hates it. Not sober. You literally come to Florida. Don't even hang out with me. And you go to music festival the whole time. Well, you were. You could have gone. Yeah. I don't want to go. Okay. EDC is better. He will only go to Ultra. Well, I'm doing both. EDC Las Vegas. Yes. Yes. I live 15 minutes. I wear the same [ __ ]. Who doesn't live in Vegas? You do live in Vegas. I live 15 minutes. On Saturday. Yep. You're going to that. Why not? We're in Vegas. I was just. What do you mean? Why is it like such an obvious answer? Because he likes selenium. Yeah. And he likes selenium. Just got tatted all over my body right now. It is fun. It is fun. The lights, lasers, the fog, the music. Girl, girl. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, we are wrapping up on this podcast. I really appreciate the both of you coming on. He still has a high chance of getting you today. We'll have sex. Yes. What a time limit, right? You gotta be somewhere or what? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Nothing off camera. What position would you like him to, uh, to bang me out in? Yeah. And you got this. The classic. I probably won't do anything over first. Cowgirl. But I'll do a little cowgirl real quick. Oh, okay. And you got this whole mansion. Power in. Is there a particular? Did you see anything when you were walking around? No, but like, what about reverse? If I go like this. Okay. Okay. If I like hold you. It's like, holds you up. I hate this. We could do that if you want to. Oh my God. Because I thought that's why people didn't like reverse. Because it's like too much squatting. Yeah. I do like that one. Words. We'll figure it out. Where can everybody find you on social media? Quit doing that to your mic. Oh, sorry. You were a [ __ ] child, dude. Sorry. Working. I want to find you on social media. Dan Damage X on Twitter. Dan Damage with an extra E on Instagram. April at underscore April Olson on both Twitter and IG. And you can always go to AprilOlsonXXX.com for exclusive stuff. Awesome. Well, I appreciate both of you coming on. Dan, thank you for finally showing up. April, you killed this episode. Oh, you think so? Yes. If, if you weren't here, this would have been [ __ ]. It might have been a disaster. Dan, you're [ __ ] great, bro. I love you to death. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. If you're not subscribed, please hit that button. Uh, if you want to see me bring anybody on, leave it in the comments. I'll try my absolute best to make it happen. Um, new episodes on Wednesday, sex on Saturdays. And let's see what happens. Uh, with these two. Dan, I, I hope you. I wish you the best, man. I hope it. I hope it works out. April, you're [ __ ] amazing. Thanks. See you guys.