The Female Dating Strategy

Years ago, I made a video where I read some terrible pickup attempts by men trying to date women. And I figured, you know what? It's International Women's Day. Let's do a female version of that video. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we are once again taking a break from the men and focusing on the fair women. You wanted equality, ladies? Well, here it is. Today, we are looking at the female dating strategy.

It's 2025, and apparently, the men have given up on approaching us. 45% of men ages 18 to 25 have apparently never approached a woman in person, which is honestly like, so pathetic. Like, what are you scared of? Zoomers that women are going to film your sad attempts to hit on them and post them on TikTok for the world to see? That doesn't happen. But it seems like, in order to get a date and save ourselves from crippling loneliness or eventual depopulation, the women have started really upping their game and becoming more assertive. Two assertive, many people say. All a woman has to do to get a date is just stand there. Doesn't matter how fat, ugly, socially awkward you are, just stand there. Just stand there, and a man will come to you. While men have to put in more effort. They have to be handsome, tall, rich, well-groomed. Wait a minute. That reminds me. Before we get into all this, let's quickly get into today's sponsor, Hensen Shaving.

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Now, let's get back to the video. Okay, so where were we? I, yes, women can't live with them. So let's just dive into this dumpster fire, shall we?

"I love your tattoos."

"Thank you."

"Can you not send me a smiley face? I have a boyfriend."

All right, off to a great start.

"Hey, hi. Thanks for liking my pic. You're fit, by the way."

"Welcome and thanks. I have a boyfriend."

"Sorry. You're hot."

"Thanks. I have a boyfriend."

Okay, skitzo.

"Just wanted to let you know that our date was the worst date I've ever been on, ever. And I hope you die in a tragic car fire, loser."

"I'm really glad I dodged a bullet here. Best wishes."

"So you're not even going to try to apologize for the bad date or try to make things work? You're just an ugly [ __ ] person. Glad I won't have to deal with you again. Good luck being alone forever."

"You just told him you hope he dies in a tragic car fire. Why the [ __ ] would he apologize or better yet, try and make things work?"

Next, next. They can't all be this crazy, right? Right.

"Hey, you probably didn't really notice me, but I was in your physics class and I thought you were really cute. And I got your number from your friend."

"Oh, um, hi. Who'd you get my number from?"

"Justin."

"I was wondering if you want to maybe go out for coffee or something like that sometime this week."

"I'm flattered, but I don't think I'm interested."

"ELO!"

"What the [ __ ]? You don't even know know who I am."

"I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just uninterested."

"ELO! You're not even worth my time. It was more pity than anything."

"ELO! Don't [ __ ]ing talk to me anymore."

"ELO! You thought I'd be interested in you? You're [ __ ] delusional. Messing up a chance with me."

"ELO! You're lost anyway. I'm out of your league. Go [ __ ] yourself, stupid ass."

I love seeing someone's true colors and realizing how disgusting they are on the inside. This is a common theme you'll see here. Woman messages man, man rejects woman, woman freaks out and says she was never interested anyway. Bitch, you were so interested, you went out of your way to get his number from his friend. But yeah, you're not interested. Cope.

Next.

"I'm not sure about seeing you again."

"All right. Good night."

"Wow, that's it? Seriously?"

"Okay, now I realized that was a huge mistake. How rude. You just pissed me off and I never get mad. Don't be immature and ignore me. I can get any guy I want to. I don't need you. My uncle is the old Governor here and worked for the embassy. My family has power. You are nothing. Goodbye."

See, I was always thought no means no. But apparently, no means get back here and try harder.

"Hey, please delete my number."

"I'm sorry, who is this?"

"Oh, hey, uh, yeah. I didn't save it, so you're good."

"The [ __ ]? What is the matter with you? We had two really nice dates and you don't want to see me now? You're probably a [ __ ] anyways. Don't know how to handle a real woman. No wonder your wife left you."

They really want these men to be like, "Oh, please, no, please, please give me another chance, please, please." Queen, just a crumb, please, please, just a sniff, Queen, please. And then when they don't do that, when the men are just like, "Okay, bye," they're like, "How dare you reject me, Queen of the Universe?" You [ __ ] what are your thoughts about being with someone who is cute in a broken kind of way?"

"I'm not really sure I understand what you're talking about, but if you're talking about yourself, I hardly even know you."

"It's just that I'm cute but broken."

"Bro, run."

"Hello, talk to me. To think I was going to sleep with you, but you up and ghosted me, piece of crap. No woman will ever love you like I would have."

"I'm going to have to ask you not to message me anymore. Thanks."

"[ __ ] you. You're worthless. Nobody will like you. You should hang yourself."

What's crazy is, I know this is like some of you people's dream girl right here. You all, all want the yandere anime girlfriend until you actually have one in real life. Trust me.

"Hey, hi."

"Hey, what's up?"

"Send me a sick pic on SC. We are having a Riz off and I want to win."

"What pics, babe?"

"I want to put each of your balls in my nostrils and inhale until they're behind my head and I'm high on your stank."

"Oh, oh, wow. Is this the female version of like, 'I would drag my balls across a thousand miles of broken glass to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie'? Is that what I'm looking at right now?"

"Beautiful. 10/10, no notes."

"Don't expect to hear from me again. I'm horny."

"Ah, yes, the duality of woman."

"Hey, I had fun last week. Would you want to meet up at Samson's or something tomorrow?"

"It was pretty fun, but I need to be honest. I sensed some strange aura about you when we met. You seem cool and everything, don't get me wrong, but I just don't think we're compatible."

"Strange aura? Okay, already a bright red flag here, but let's keep going."

"I really do appreciate the honesty, especially after some of the experiences I had. But I'll be honest, 'strange aura' is pretty vague. Could you elaborate a bit, just so I can know what to work on?"

"I just don't think we're compatible, as all, especially with our morals. I'm an extreme advocate for freedom and rights for everyone, but I just don't get that vibe from you, and I want to avoid another potentially toxic, controlling relationship. Like, I love that you showed me your guitar and played a few songs and showed me your playlist, but the things I noticed is a lack of diversity in it. It was all white men, which you may not think is bad, but speaks volumes to me about you as a person."

"Wow, you're serious?"

"Yes."

"All right, good luck finding someone with a mindset like that."

"All right, you don't have to be an [ __ ] about it. I was being nice and passive as possible explaining that to you."

"Point proven. Too, you and every other guy can't take simple constructive criticism because it hurts your immature little egos. I know it's no big deal to you, but outside of your little cocoon, people struggle every day, and you clearly could care less. I wonder what the guy who schedules your gigs would say if he knew he pays a racist [ __ ] to play at his venue."

Oh my God, there is so much to unpack here. Let's just, let's just dump the whole suitcase out. First of all, I never get tired of how equality to these people is just like, literally when things are 50/50. Like, your Spotify playlist has to literally be 50% men and 50% women, or else you're a toxic partner. Like, I'm sorry, but if a man was specifically forcing himself to listen to female artists that he didn't even like, out of some like political move, that is a red flag. That is some performative lib [ __ ]. That is the type of man you have to avoid. Also, I love that little threat at the end, like trying to get him fired from his gigs. 101.

"Well, I don't know. I get weird when I'm in a good mood. Like, I'll accidentally rap a guy. It's crazy."

"What the [ __ ]?"

"Okay, could you, could you imagine a man like, 'When I'm in a good mood, I'll just rap a woman.' I'll just start rapping."

"Literally a video of Angel."

"Uh, hi."

"What the actual [ __ ]? What video? The one you sent starting this whole conversation?"

"What? Why did you seriously send me a vid of you having sex?"

"Yeah, what the [ __ ] did you just send me a video of Angel sex without my consent?"

"Yeah."

"And the Chad sexual harasser."

"Damn, nice."

"Your turn."

"I'm good."

"Wow."

"I sent you a pic and you can't even send any pics?"

"You took advantage of me. You send the pics on your own. I ain't ask for them. Get the [ __ ] out."

"If a girl sends you pics, it's kind of expected to return back."

"No, ma'am."

"Whatev. You a dumbass piece of [ __ ]. I'm tired of trying to find someone more deserving to get my pics who actually appreciates me and doesn't use me for my body."

"Here's my body. No, thank you. Stop using me for my body."

Men used to have to work for a tit pic. These [ __ ] out here just giving it away for free, or for like the price of a cheeseburger. Sad.

"I'm just at home bored as [ __ ]. Are you alone right now?"

"Let's get freaky nasty, Daddy."

"Get out of my DMs. You're stupid. Unfollow me now and get the [ __ ] out of my DMs."

[ __ ] there's coming on too strong, and then there's, "Let's get freaky nasty, Daddy." Also, I just noticed the folders I made for these screencaps are really sus. Small dick, butt sex, freaking nasty lesbian. This is all for work, honey. I swear.

"Oh, I love JRPG games too. Which one's your favorite?"

"Persona 4."

"How tall are you?"

"Oh, well, 6'1". It's already in my bio. Glad you aren't short. Hope you're actually 6'0", not lying about it."

"Yeah, I'm not."

"What's your waist circumference measurement?"

"Rest in peace to this man."

"What the [ __ ]? Why does it matter? Why did my height matter?"

"Huh? You're a man. Men are supposed to be tall. That's bare minimum for a man."

"ELO."

"Okay, you're a woman. Women are supposed to be thin, right?"

"Oh, [ __ ] off. A woman can be whatever she wants to be. Your reply is extremely sexist and objectifying towards women. Read a book or something."

"How is it different from your height requirement though? Are you not objectifying men as well?"

"No, it is an objectification. Women are systematically and historically oppressed, and we don't have the structural power to objectify men. Men's preferences are oppressive and damaging towards women."

"You give me off such small peen energy. Bye."

Oh my God, is this real? This is almost like too on the nose to be real. Stop objectifying women. You have a small peen. Bye. This is the issue with that stupid "Let's like, racism is actually prejudice plus power" because the only outcome of that is dumbasses like this. Also, there's really nothing wrong with asking somebody their height, but I guess this guy was kind of just like sticking up for the short kings who have been rejected because of their height. Male solidarity. Bros before hoes, I suppose.

"Why are you, as a man, saying you are tired? Men used to die in a war, and now they are tired."

"Why are you, as a woman, questioning me? Women used to get slapped for talking too much."

"What? He was literally just bantering with you. He was, he was matching your freak."

"There is nobody worse than somebody who cannot banter."

"Maybe Hitler."

"Maybe. It's pretty close though."

"Yo, dick big?"

"Yo, hole big?"

"I have a regular hole."

"Like, what kind of question is that, bro?"

"Never mind. You want some weird [ __ ]."

"The [ __ ] is even a big hole?"

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Is it weird to randomly ask somebody about their genitals?"

"He's simply giving you that same energy that you gave him and inquiring about your circum."

"And so I ask again, for the people at home: Yo, hole, it big?"

Things to do to keep your man humble: Tell him his [ __ ] is fine or normal. Casually compare him to other men. Give one-word answers. Avoid eye contact and lean away. Lavish more attention on your dog than him. Tell them that you need a break from texting. Going to do all these things on my girlfriend.

"Thanks for the manipulation advice."

"You are hateful."

Oh my God, these women, they can dish it, but they absolutely cannot take it. As soon as you flip the script on them, they just like, malfunction.

"Okay, this one is apparently from a lesbian to another girl. 'Would it offend you if I asked you to send me a pic of your breasts, but with a top on?'"

"I'm not offended, but I won't do it. I have a boyfriend, actually."

"Oh, please. But I'm so lonely. I haven't seen a girl in two months. Never mind. There's a bridge outside. I think I might jump. You know, my father's already dead, and I'm not even lying. My mom doesn't need any more deaths. So, bye."

"I bet you're glad that people like you, lesbians like me, every day. Show me your tits or I'll kill myself."

Amazing. It appears even the women are not safe from femcel rage. When women and men are rejected, there's a few paths they go down. There's the "I didn't like you anyway" cope. The "I hope you die." And my all-time favorite, "I'm going to kill myself."

"Dear my dead name, LOL. I am very much love you and miss you every day. It's a struggle without you. No, I do not have attachment issues, but you are my favorite part of my life and you are wonderful. I'm sweet. Good night. That is all. Please be my Valentine or I will stab a hole in my chest. I'm not trying to pressure you with violence toward myself, even if I have thought about it multiple times. The end."

"Hey, I've seen you at school and I think you're really cute and your tattoos are so dope. Do you have Snap? I couldn't find you on Insta and I'm very shy, so I asked for your phone number and I'm texting you as your secret admirer. LMAO. If you're gay, I'm sorry, but if you're not, you probably noticed me. LOL. Have a good night. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow."

"I'm incredibly flattered, but I actually have a girlfriend. I'm sorry. Thank you though. I genuinely appreciate the compliments and serious props for shooting your shot. Not a lot of girls have that kind of confidence."

Okay, so he shot her down nicely. Told her he had a girlfriend. Even gave her props for trying. I dread what is about to come next.

"Okay, well, she doesn't have to know. I heard you and her live in another city, so you could always be my sneaky link. I just know it's big."

"Is it me, or are women getting hornier?"

"I would bet I'm way hotter than your girlfriend. You would be so lucky to have me. And I saw you looking at me. That was some real sh[ __ ]. Please don't ignore me. I will see you tomorrow. You're the hottest person I've ever seen and everything you say is so interesting to me. You're so tall and attractive."

"Restraining order now."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."

"Who's this?"

"It's Katie from the bar."

"I'm sorry, I don't know you."

"I think you have the wrong number."

"Yeah, right. You're just trying to get out of this, aren't you? You fat [ __ ]. I hope you get your dick squashed by a meat cutter. I didn't even like you anyway. I was just pitying you. You have a small penis."

"Hey, hey, hey. I hope you..."

"I didn't like you anyway. You have a small dick."

Bingo, bingo. I got, I got femcel bingo over here.

"Hey boo."

"Uh, hi."

"Got something for you."

"Huh?"

"NSFW."

"I'm in a relationship with a girl that I plan to marry someday."

"Look, I'm really horny and lonely. I need a boyfriend."

"Then find someone else. I'm taken."

"Didn't work. Here's another response. Please. You're going to make me cry. I can send more nudes, dude. Look, stop, for [ __ ] sake. I don't know why you won't accept me. I'm hot. We'll send anytime you want. We can do this 24/7. Like, dude, what is wrong with you? It can be yours."

This is the type of woman who is so used to getting anything she wants by doing this, and she's so confused why it's not working with this guy. A good man with a good woman is impervious to devious Jezebel trickery.

"Hey, damn. I'm not used to texting first."

"Ha."

"Hey, uh, that's fine. I never know what to say anyway."

"Yeah, it can be super awkward."

"Ha."

"Tell me about it. So, what kind of stuff do you enjoy doing?"

"Fingering my [ __ ]."

"He wants to see no."

"Hey, I had a really good time tonight."

"Same. I always have a wonderful time with you."

"Yeah, dinner was amazing. I just have something to say. Please don't take this the wrong way."

"What's up?"

"Did you seriously only get me flowers or is there another surprise or something?"

"Oh, no. Oh, no. What do you mean?"

"Again, dinner was great and I'm not complaining. It's just, flowers? Really? That's like the most generic female gift possible, LOL. Most girls don't care for them outside the movies, LOL. It wouldn't be so bad if you got something else too, but no, just useless flowers."

"I also got dinner. It was fun."

"I'm confused."

"Alo, dinner was an activity. Flowers are a gift. I'm not complaining about the activity of the evening. I'm complaining about the gift. Not that hard to understand, LOL."

"What the [ __ ]?"

"Yeah, what the [ __ ]?"

"Deed, LOL."

"I just thought it was a nice gesture along with the dinner. I didn't think it was mandatory."

"I get you an Iron Man suit as well."

"Iron Man suit? LOL. Oh my God, you're so dramatic. No other guy has ever treated me like this, and my girlfriends agree. I deserve better. I shouldn't settle for a man who won't treat me like the queen I am. Just take this as a kick up the ass to work harder, LOL."

I like how in the beginning she's like, "I'm not complaining," and then she's like, "I'm complaining. Useless flowers." What's a useful gift? Does she want a tool set? Like, what? Any woman worth a damn will appreciate the romantic gesture of flowers. This lady needs to stop listening to her most likely single girlfriends who are up in her ear, probably like, "Oh my God, he only got you flowers? Girl, you deserve so much better. You deserve the princess treatment. Dump him."

"That's so awesome that you're a bodybuilder. I see IFBB as a sponsor at the show in your profile. Do you have your IFBB card?"

"Tell me you know nothing about the sport without telling me."

"He's trying to have a conversation with you about your interests."

"What the [ __ ]?"

"Yeah, he's trying to learn more about it, you stupid [ __ ]."

"Holy [ __ ]. I couldn't imagine someone being like, 'Oh, so you do YouTube for a living? So like, do you earn money from subscriptions or...'"

"Tell me you don't know anything about YouTube without telling me."

"I swear to God, some people just use dating apps as punching bags."

"What are some of your favorite band/artists?"

"That's such an awful question. I like what I like. Music is such a huge part of my life, and it's awful small talk to try and describe my music taste because it would just be like writing a book if I were honest."

"What? He's literally just trying to get, he's trying to get to know you. If music is a huge part of your life, why don't you want to talk about it?"

"What the [ __ ] is going on? What is, what is wrong with people?"

"I feel so bad for people dating today, dude. I feel like I got on the last chopper out of Vietnam."

"Hi."

"Hi. Hope your week is off to a good start."

"Actually, I only just checked your pics now. Not attracted at all. Ha. I don't know why I messaged you. Take care."

"Well, you know, at least she didn't waste his time. Wait, there are two 'i's in that 'hi'. Everyone knows the more 'i's in a woman's 'hi', the more attracted she is to you. This is science."

"Good morning. I saw you at Walgreens this morning. I was the blonde behind you in the checkout lane. Just want to say that you hot as hell. Hit me up if you want to chill."

"How did you get my number?"

"You gave it to the lady at the register for your rewards or whatever."

"Do you want to get breakfast or something or just hang out?"

"Super flattered, but pretty darn creeped out as well. No, thank you. Have a great day."

"Whatever. Don't need to be an [ __ ] bitch. You probably got a little steroid dick anyway."

Why can't they ever just be normal? Why can't they ever just be like, "Yeah, that's okay. Have a nice day." It's always, "You have a small dick. I'm going to kill myself."

"All right, sleepyhead. Sleep well. Catch you later."

"Catch me later. I'm not a dude. I'm not a buddy. We didn't just meet for a beer. I'm a woman. Please act like I'm one."

"Sounds good."

"Yeah, that [ __ ] makes me cringe. You aren't my coworker, dope."

"What?"

"Oh my God, she freaked out and then edited her message to make it look like she wasn't freaking out. This is so, oh my God, this is so embarrassing. We're actually dying. I'm dying from second embarrassment. Did she have like, did she have like the psycho version of like, post-nut clarity? Post-crash-out clarity?"

"Hey, cutie."

"Wow, I complimented you and don't get a thanks. I'm a beautiful girl who messaged a peasant. I'm so [ __ ] nice to whatever."

"Oh, no. We got some nice girls here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no."

"Hi."

"Hello. How are you?"

"Better now with you in my life. How about you?"

"Good."

"And this is why white women when they have a chance to date outside their race, they choose African-American. This is why Asian men are the last picked on the US dating market."

"He didn't respond for like a few minutes and she's just like, 'This is why Tyga is better.'"

"You seem pretty genuine though. I would love to get to know you."

"Thank you."

"Of course. Planning on sleeping soon? I hope."

"ELO. What did I do?"

"And here you are, ghosting. That's crazy, bro. You're something else."

"It's okay. The more I looked at you, the more you were really fat. Because you're a fat. Lose some weight. Also, your kids are ugly as [ __ ]."

"I fell asleep."

Oh my God, so many of these people are dodging bullets by just simply not responding in five seconds flat.

"About me: I'm crazy. I'm into toxic, manipulative, dominant men, womanizer too. Also, I'm bipolar. I block you out of nowhere. I'm anti-feminist, not brainwashed. Addicted to Nutella jars. Gym. And probably hitting you. I'm old-minded, old-fashioned, and amazing. And of course, I'm always right."

"Let's be real here, a lot of you would charge like a bull right into those red flags."

"Tilda off. I'm fussy. High standards. Not remotely down to earth. Vanilla. Exotic. And expensive. Looking for husband material. I'm busy. You're going to have to make an effort. I won't message you first. I'm allergic to cats. Camping at any hotel less than four stars. Have your [ __ ] together. Be fit. Respect women. Earn grown-up money. My shoes are my children. Things I like: romance, opera, and monogamy. Things I loathe: pronouns, racism, and mayonnaise."

"And this is why you were single at 50 years old, ma'am."

"Sorry, fellas. This one's officially taken. But in case you want to get in line. No toxic people allowed. Get in line."

"Imagine being this woman's boyfriend and seeing this."

"What's wild is though, men will actually get in line. There will literally be men lining up like, 'Me, I'm next. Pick me, Queen. I'm next. Get off the [ __ ] floor. Get some self-respect.'"

"How to lose a man: Care about him. Show loyalty. Show emotions. Be a nice girl."

"This is like literally the mirror version of Nice Guy syndrome. I think I even have like, a man version of this exact post right here. The exact same [ __ ]. Women just go for, 'I'm a nice guy.' Men just go for [ __ ]. 'I'm a nice girl.' Shut the [ __ ] up."

"All my male friends be saying they love girls, but only girls they like be paper white, dead skinny, and clenched-waisted, curvy upper body, an age group 18 to 24. Shaking my head."

"This is sad. My friends say they're attracted to attractive women, but the only women they're attracted to are attractive women."

"What are you hanging around these men because you want them to [ __ ] you? Are you boyfriend zoning these men, ma'am?"

"Me realizing that all of my guy friends just look at me as a homie because I'm not cute enough for them to date me."

"Wait, wait. Again, do you want all your guy friends to want to date you?"

"Listen, if all your friends want to [ __ ] you, you don't have friends. You have simps. You have simps you string along for validation and attention. Unlike me and my two million simps that I string along for validation and attention. The difference is, my simps are based and your simps are cringe. My simps can beat up your simps."

"No, but for real though, what the [ __ ]? This is why people think men and women cannot be friends, and this is why those people are probably correct."

"I think it's totally possible for single men and single women to be friends, but the chances of one of them developing romantic or sexual feelings, uh, is pretty high. And if that happens, you just cannot be friends anymore. If you cannot see yourself being just friends with that person, like if you're constantly fantasizing about them and you just really want to be with them, you need to leave that friendship because all that's going to do is hurt you and eventually them. You need to rip that band-aid off. You need to be honest. And like I've said in the past, being friend-zoned sucks, but being boyfriend or girlfriend-zoned also sucks. But if you are that other person and you know that that friend has a crush on you and you still keep them around or like use them as an emotional tampon because I've seen people do that, you are just a bad person."

"I just realized our situationships. Bang zoning someone. Men wouldn't be so lonely if they stopped jumping to every 5'1" [ __ ] they see."

"Short girls have no worth at all on. Are basically children. What's good about them? Wouldn't you rather have a girl who is actually nice, aka me? I don't understand men. Me, smart, athletic, has a college degree. Men chooses the 5'1" [ __ ] who's stupid as hell. #whatamiwrong #theyalwaysgoforthestupidassshorthoes #whatssogoodaboutwomenwithchildbodies #majorityofwomenaretallandgettingtaller #ihate men. I really do."

Is this, is this like the manlet version of a woman? Like a bitter, tall woman who has been rejected for being tall and like resents shorter women for getting men?

"Every day I discover a new breed of human."

"About me: Will never get a boyfriend. It sucks so much. I don't want to live. Guess I'm no good ever. As a girl, I try so hard. I really do."

"Hey, I'm not looking for anything right now, but I just wanted to tell you to hang in there because you'll find that special someone one day. I've personally given up with relationships for the time being, but just for a while, because I know one day I'll meet the right person, and I'm sure you will too."

"I am the right person. Stop being selfish."

"Oh, oh, no. At first, I felt bad for this person, but no, no, no. People doubt that femcels exist, but this is some femcel energy if I've ever seen it."

"Men [ __ ] ain't [ __ ]. Well, if, if you spent less time dating women who support the slaughtering and raping of animals, what do you expect? Vegan women like me are nicer, more respectful, and we care about humans and animals. Men, step up your game. Stop dating non-vegan [ __ ]. A vegan nice girl."

"Like I said, new breed of human discovered every day."

"Why don't any of the buff guys at the gym talk to me? I think I'm a pretty cute girl, but all the guys seem so focused on their workouts. Like, seriously, guys, why are guys at the gym focused on working out?"

"Really [ __ ]? Also, maybe they don't approach you because they don't want to be blasted all over TikTok for glancing in your general direction."

"Yes, I bought these skintight yoga pants that vacuum seal my ass so you see every pore of my ass cheek, but don't you dare look."

"No, really. They sell yoga pants that purposely go into your ass crack. God forbid you look at this woman's ass with this gravitational pull sucking in her yoga pants."

"Those 18 to 25-year-olds are nothing but a bunch of dumbasses. Why don't men date women over 35? We're much smarter than those [ __ ]. I can't stand them, but men seem to love them. Maybe it's their bodies, LOL. That's all they have to offer. Sex. That's it."

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"Okay, okay. What do you have to offer? What are you bringing to the table that is so different and unique and special that these other women are not? Because I have this feeling, judging solely by your post, that it is not just your age that is keeping men away."

"I would definitely consider disc golf a sport and a hobby. I just enjoy it, to be honest."

"That's crazy because I've never heard of disc golf until I met you. I don't think throwing a frisbee around would be a sport, let alone impressive to any girl. That could be the reason you and your little friends are all single because that's a turnoff in my opinion. If you want to pull a baddie like me, you need to get better hobbies."

"No offense, by the way."

"I kind of like you."

"First of all, what kind of man takes up a hobby just to impress a woman? Do whatever you want. Do whatever you like. That is what impresses a woman. A man who has his own hobbies, his own interests. Not a man who chooses a hobby based on what will get him the most female attention. That's how you get fake ass men pretending they're into astrology or feminism. The thirstiest thing a man could say is, 'Ah yes, I've read bell hooks.'"

"Enjoy the rest of your day."

"Thanks. Have a great rest of your evening and get plenty of rest too."

"Hey, I noticed you started typing my name with a lowercase letter instead of an uppercase like before. It kind of rubbed me the wrong way and made me feel a little bit weird. I've always been cool with you, so it threw me off. Anyway, I think I'm going to pass on the date this Saturday. Have fun chatting with everyone else. Take care."

"Hello, daily reminder. If a man genuinely likes you and has feelings for you, he will isolate himself from the people he is close to in order to spend more time with you, and he wouldn't engage in having female friends. #IfHeWantedToHeWould."

"This is abuse. She is literally describing an abusive relationship."

"What's your zodiac sign?"

"Leo."

"Yours?"

"Gemini."

"Nice. I guess. If I remember correctly, Leo and Gemini get along pretty well."

"Yeah, but it's average, I guess. Whatever."

"Bye."

"I guess I dodged a bullet there, didn't I?"

"What? You boys are all the same."

"You mean you boys are all the same? You think you're the same as every other Gemini? You think everyone born at a certain time of day are all the same?"

"Yeah, this was not supposed to be like this. It's a blizzard. It's been a total [ __ ] to be dressed up in this. Unfortunately, we can't control much in life, but the snow is fun sometimes."

"I'm sure you look stunning even if you got to wade through the blizzard, LOL."

"That's very sweet. I'm just cold."

"Guess my sweet words weren't enough to warm you up. See you soon."

"Oh my God, please don't love bomb. It gives me the ick. I have so much stuff to do today and I'm exhausted and now I really don't want to meet up."

"Flirting is love bombing now? Whoever taught Zoomer therapy language needs to go to prison. Love bomb, gaslight, emotional labor, never used correctly ever."

"Hi, how are you?"

"Hey, I'm good. How are you?"

"What's your favorite piece of Star Wars media?"

"It's a secret to everyone. And it's spelled 'favorite,' not 'favorite.'"

"I'm pretty snarky about people's spelling and grammar and other things."

"I am brutally honest."

"I hate these [ __ ]ing people that are like, 'I tell it like it is.' I'm brutally honest. It's like, no, you're antisocial and annoying to be around."

"Hi, how do you do?"

"All good. You say?"

"I'm good too."

"I see you're allergic to pets."

"All pets. Yes, all pets."

"Actually, all animals, including men's."

"Also, how, how, how do you even respond to that?"

"Not me, though, right? Queen. I'm different."

"Like, why are you even trying to date men if you hate men?"

"Hey, before this goes any further, I just want you to know something. I'm a transgender woman. I'm genetically a male but identify as female and have both top and bottom surgery to affirm that. I promise both work too. Would that be an issue to you?"

"I'm happy you've been able to be true to yourself and completely support that, but actually, I would struggle with that. I think you would be happier finding someone who's more interested in that."

"I'm sorry."

"Hau? Sure. It's okay. You probably got a shrimp anyway. I need someone who could satisfy me. I'm done with boys. I need a man."

"Best of luck. Hope you find the woman of your dreams here."

"Okay, first of all, it's good that she told him upfront. That could have gone way worse, and I'm sure it's gone way worse for this person. And he let her down completely normally and respectfully. And yet, I bet you got a shrimp."

"Oh, okay. Using an extra large dilator or something."

"[ __ ] relax. [ __ ]. Next."

"Hey, hello. I saw your thing on Omegle and you're really hot."

"Thank you."

"No problem. You got a girlfriend?"

"I do, actually."

"Oh, honestly, you look a little gay."

These types of people just cannot take rejection. They need to have the last word. They need to insult them. And when it's a woman doing it to a man, it usually has to do with their masculinity. They'll be like, "Oh, your dick is small." "Oh, you look gay." And it gets even weirder when the guy is actually gay.

"Hey, I'm sure you get a lot of messages on here from girls who are only interested in sex, but I'm not like that. If you like, I'm free this weekend to get coffee or just talk. I'd love to get to know you."

"Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm gay, so I'm not interested in meeting up with girls. Sorry."

"That's unfortunate. Are you sure about that? You seem such a great guy, and I'm sick of being treated so badly by boys. LMAO. I'm 100% sure that I like men. I'm sorry you had bad luck with men, but you're not going to find what you want with me."

"I mean, you won't just meet up once? I'm a good person. I'm sure we have a great conversation if you gave me one chance."

"Look, I'm a gay man. I [ __ ] men, and I'm not attracted to women, so I don't see the point. I'm sure you'll find a guy who's interested. It's just not me."

"No need to be rude. Your sexuality could always change if you were more open-minded, but I guess you're not."

I like how he's like, "Listen, I like men. I [ __ ] men. I put my [ __ ] in men's asses." What's up with these women thinking their [ __ ] are like conversion therapy? Oh, last time I said the word conversion therapy in a YouTube video, YouTube put a little like fact check under my video about conversion therapy. I wonder if it's going to happen this time. This is like the men who hit on lesbians are like, "Honey, you've just never had a real man." That's not how this works.

"Are you still available tomorrow for a date?"

"Yeah. What time were you thinking?"

"Got to be honest with you, creeped your socials and you were madly out of my league. Going to tap out before the date. Best of luck."

"Oh, um, okay. Not much else to say, I guess. Haha. Sorry, I know that was random. Just trying to execute a bit of self-awareness on my end. Best of luck finding what you're looking for."

Wait, wait. This one is kind of sad. She thinks he's out of her league, but they both matched with each other and he wants to meet up. He thinks she's cute. Like, girl, what are you doing? Self-sabotaging like this? You're like the most normal person in this whole video. Ah, that just makes me sad. People need to stop thinking in leagues. That [ __ ] is made up. If you vibe, you vibe.

"We should meet sometime. Could be fun."

"Appreciate the sentiment, but I literally got out of a relationship last week. Not interested in seeing anyone. Got to work on myself, LOL."

"I want to hook up, not marriage."

"I understand, but it's just not what I need at this moment in time."

"Fu[ __ ] you then, LOL. Keep being depressed. Out of your league anyway. You should be grateful."

Oh God, I know women and men who have recently just gotten out of long-term relationships, and they told me how like, getting back into the dating world has been like a nightmare. Listen, people watching this, if you are in a good relationship, hold on to that [ __ ] for dear life. Lock that sh[ __ ] down because it is getting bad out there. The grass is in fact not greener on the other side. The grass is full of STDs.

Okay, so that was that video. That was a look into the female dating strategy. So, what have we learned? Well, we learned that every man who rejects a woman also happens to have a small [ __ ] and/or is gay. If you like this video, please consider donating to me on Patreon. Link down below. It helps the channel a lot, and I appreciate it so, so much. And I will see you next time with a more serious political video that I've been working on for a while, and I think you will appreciate a lot. So, I will see you.

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There. Please, Queen, just a crumb, please, please, just a sniff, Queen, please.