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And we get submissions because people send in their stuff all the time, and I'm like, sometimes like, "I can, that's crazy!" And sometimes I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't handle that. That makes my butthole pucker."
I do like the uh, fart stuff. Like, some guy sent us a girl. No, yeah, it was a guy and his nose was wedged firmly in this girl's butt crack, and then she saran-wrapped his hair to her butt, and then she did errands. And she walked around the kitchen, and she like turned the sink on. And yeah.
You like those dirty farts, huh? Yeah, I like anything with saran wrap. [ __ ] is funny. Like, sack lunch. Sack lunch. Put those on the guy's knee and just fart. Or all around the house. Why does he have a? There you go.
Have you seen King Ash Ripper's work? Um, excuse me, dude. Please pick them up. What is that? This guy, we've reached out a lot, offered him money, and he won't. Yes, just because he's such a creative guy. What? Lord of all farts and gluttony. He makes this is him. Videos. King Ash Ripper. Oh, please give me some volume. That's still [Music]. Oh, no. Okay. He is moving. [Music] Is that real? Yes. Oh, go to Rip and massive farts. Yeah. Go to Rip and. How do you know this is real? Hold on. Oh, because he has an opus. This is just one of many. What's up with his pants? Yeah, he does. It's so stupid. It's getting brown. It's got 199,000 hits. Yeah. How many [ __ ] stand-up bits online? Of 199,000. [Laughter] [Music] This guy does is just. Oh, and he eats. He's a glutton. He's eating mayonnaise right out of the thing. Look how brown. Is good back there? My stomach hurts. This guy obviously isn't making money from this. He should be making millions. Does he have ads? He's got to be making money if it's got this. Well, here's. Does he have ads? I like that he's just checking everything. He doesn't have ads. What's in the microphone? He likes to stage the scene, which is great. [Laughter] Like he's got mocks in his underwear drawer. Dude. Okay, he's got some that are so brown, it's clearly [ __ ]. There's a Christmas one too. Harry Gross Slob is his [ __ ]. Yeah, he. Oh my god. Look how many [ __ ] videos he has. With hundreds of times. There's so many. But he has to go to life. This one is not much sausage gravy cause he'll. He's watch you get to watch him eat. Oh, his Christmas one. [ __ ] Christmas special. Yeah, he's special. We, uh, we found it on his because his LiveLeak account is. He has a lot on LiveLeak. He has to move it from YouTube because YouTube will take him down. So LiveLeak, they don't like farts. It's just not. Apparently, maybe I think it gets flagged a lot on YouTube. And on LiveLeak's. LiveLeak's like, bring it on, dude. Somebody's like rebellion, right? Yeah. Hates mommy. Imagine if his mom finds out about this. I think he lives at home still because we've studied the videos and it seems as though these are like prior to that location. There was one that was a just a bedroom and a basement, and I think he actually did live with his folks. And we've deduced that this might be like a fetish thing because it's gluttony and then farts. And he won't answer any of your tweets or we had people just bombard him with because he put an email in one. And we on our show we're like, everybody, even like, no response. Joe, if you could get to the bottom of this, we'd really appreciate it. I don't want to because I'm terrified one day he'll be in here and the farting in my [ __ ] ergonomic chairs. The family, the family thing also is because on the Christmas one, you could tell it's a family home and there's stockings up, and he farts in every stocking. And then he goes, "That's what you get from King Ass Ripper for Merry Christmas." Sublime farts. Um, I literally almost threw up when he was eating the when he was eating the hot dogs and the sausage and the gravy. Like, saliva was coming to the surface of my throat. Now I'm dealing with. You should see the one. Sometimes he farts on what he's going to eat. It's true. He's like, "You're like, all right." And he turns around, he's like, "Mo fart on him." And he farts on him, and then he eats them. Got to be eating some of his. One, we won't describe anything. There's nothing gross about this description. But one time, because he's an eater, he's like, "I got eight sausage and egg McMuffins." And then he's he's tallying it, and he's like, "These are 250 calories." Yeah. And then I got egg and cheese, uh, 300 calories. Nine of those. You do the math. What do you do? Because he wants you to know how many calories he's eating, but he's not that fat. He just. No, yeah, he just got good on him. Yeah, it's not like he's. He doesn't have some sort of Ralphie May thing going on where it's like remarkably obese. Sadly, that guy lives his life like absolute [ __ ] every day. And I'm fatter than him. He definitely does not give a [ __ ] ever. And he's not that out of shape. But you think that's an act? I mean, maybe he's like some customer service representative for like, Toyota tires or something. You know what, Joe? I might agree. Have I not watched many of his films? And we've gone over the data, the footage for about a year. And changed. We've had like a long time with King. He claims to be in Michigan, by the way. He claimed to be a Michigan guy. How long has he been doing this? It's been a few years. Yeah. So do you think he tentatively dipped him his toes into the pool of ass fart videos, or did he just [ __ ] decide he's the king? He calls himself. He's the king. Yeah. From the jump, though. I mean, did you go back to his life? Interesting. There's videos where he's like, "I challenge anybody to fart like I can." He's really. He owns it. You know, he farts on his haters.