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Enter Star Wars, the first movie. And there's Han Solo bragging about the Millennium Falcon to Alaginis playing Obi-Wan. And Luke Skywalker is looking on.
He's bragging about his ship. And then Obi-Wan says, "But is it a fast ship?" And then he gets flustered that it would even be questioned. So he says, "He did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs."
"Right. It's like saying, 'I ran the marathon in 20 in the New York marathon.'"
"No, it's worse than that."
"Well, go ahead."
"I finished the marathon in $12.50. 50 cents."
"Right. Exactly."