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[Music] [Music] [Music] Excuse me. Hi. I'm trying to relax. What you mine? Oh, sorry. Mis. Hey, kid, kid, kid. Just come over here and sit down, would you? Okay. What's your name, Mister? My name is Adam. You look like my grandpa, except he's not as old. That's very rude. I'm Adam. Who are you? Joseph. Where's your mother? She's with her boyfriend. I'm supposed to wait over here. I'm 8 and 3/4. Mister, how old are you, mister? You're boring. Hey, listen, kid. I'd like some peace and quiet, please. You're grumpy. Mister, is that why that woman left you on the bench? Was she your girlfriend? No, no, she wasn't. Listen, um, I have a girlfriend this year. I'm only in the second grade. Where's your girlfriend? My wife, Elizabeth, is gone. Well, where has she gone to? She's gone. Gone? Dead. Oh, that's sad. Well, my girlfriend, Katie, she's still really young. Was she a good girlfriend? Katie's the best I've had. Yes, Elizabeth was one of a kind. Why, have you ever had any other girlfriends? Yesterday, I brought Katie a flower, and she gave me a kiss on the cheek. Have you ever brought a girl a flower? Kid, you've got a lot to learn about relationships. Have you ever looked into someone's eyes and had a whole conversation in an instant? Laughed with some-someone? Kept laughing until you even forgot why you were laughing? Have you ever cried? When I cried last night when I said goodbye to Katie, but that was 'cause I had scraped my knee badly. Mister H. Yes. Are you going to get a new girlfriend? For all those things? No, I'm happy just by myself. I think you're grumpy. I have lots of girlfriends, Mister. Over six. Lizzie was my one and only. You talk about your girlfriend a lot. My wife. I love getting girlfriends, Mister. You should try it. Uh, there's not enough time left for me for those kind of shenanigans. Plus, I thought I was a boring, grumpy old guy. Nah, you're nice. Well, once you stopped reading. See that pretty girl over there? I'm about to get a new girlfriend in 10 seconds. There's always time. Got to go, mister. Bye-bye.
[Music] Nice day, isn't it?
[Music] Yeah, it's beautiful. Really enjoy the park.