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Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Sophia with an F. I am recording from WTF Media Studios, the only [ __ ] studio you should go to if you want to run into celebrities, hot guys, horny girls, and have amazing audio quality. I am actually doing this episode with someone extremely [ __ ] special to me. I just met her for the first time today, and it was fireworks, and I'm so [ __ ] excited. Eliza, hi.
Hey, wow, that was so nice. I already love you. I feel like we're best friends. I do too. We just went to Balthazar, this place in Soho. Like, we had a couple drinks. Well, I had a couple drinks. Eliza did not. Eliza, why? Why didn't you turn? First interview sober. I'm scared. I don't know. I'm just, I'm just not drinking right now. I'm like, I'm like going through a growth, a lot of growth right now, and I feel like cutting out alcohol is just good for me.
Okay, I can totally support that. And I feel that. Have I ever done it? No, I've never done it either. I, this is the first time ever you've gone sober? Yeah, for like, I mean, like completely cut out alcohol. I've never, like, I've gone through spurts where I'm not drinking, but I've never been like, "No, I don't drink." Right? Like, I've never turned it down. Uh-huh. And why are you like, deciding right now? Just, I just feel like, I don't know. I just turned 25. I just feel like you need to. I'm just growing up and maturing, and it's just like a growing opportunity for me to see if I can, like, do it, you know?
I totally feel that. I'm 29. I've never had that growing opportunity, and I feel like I [ __ ] should. So, Eliza, we just went off on a tangent, and I didn't even explain who you are at all. There's so many things to say about you and so many layers that I, you tell me. You tell, like, the flutes and the listeners, like, what you're about because I know you went on No Jumper and you kind of, and like, aside from that, like, you kind of like got famous overnight type thing for like, literally the most [ __ ] thing I've ever done.
Okay, and that was interesting for me. Like, I was the nobody, and then all of a sudden, like, the whole world knew who I was because of my craziest whole stories. I feel like, um, that's something we have in common. Like, we're both kind of groupies. So, yeah, I got famous for like talking about hooking up with an, um, an NBA team. And I love how you say team and not player. Cash teams here we go. Seven of them. But yeah, that's where I just blew up overnight. And then, I mean, I don't know. I just keep getting invited on podcasts to like talk about my host stories and stuff. So I don't really know, like, what my brand is or what people know me for. I feel like it's really just that interview. That interview like went off. Yeah. And all you said was like, I hooked up with seven of the players. Yeah. And I, I don't know. I think it just went viral because like, people don't just openly talk about that. Their first time going on podcasts, right? I didn't really know, like, the reach that No Jumper had or like how viral it would go, right? So, but it definitely changed my life overnight. Um, and then I just got into OnlyFans ever since then because I was like, well, I can't get a regular job now. I'm kind of like, I'm [ __ ].
Oh my god, that's always in my mom's worst fears. Like, you're talking about sex like this, like you're never gonna get a normal job. I'm kind of like, I don't ever want a normal job, so I'm fine. Exactly. So basically, so over. Okay, so you told this story on No Jumper, which is like this YouTube channel that has like a huge following. And like, we don't have to rehash the story because you've already like told it. I mean, I've never heard it, but basically, you just hooked up with seven players on the team in one night. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It wasn't that out of the ordinary for me because I've been a groupie like that for a long time. But I don't know. I guess, like, I guess it was the first time someone's like openly said that about that. So it literally went like viral. And then also, I think it helped that it was during basketball season when I told that story. And it was like the first year that that team, the Suns team, made it to the finals in like a long time. So it's just kind of like, I kept going viral for like memes and stuff. Uh-huh. Like, were the memes ever rude? No. Oh, honestly, no. They were all funny. But I really, I really don't take the internet [ __ ] personal because I get it. It's like a joke to me too. And I feed, like, when I go on these interviews, I feed into the character. Like, I play up my sluttiness a lot of times because people expect it from me. Yeah. You know the game. I, I do the exact same thing. Yeah. Not like seven in one night, but like all, yeah. You know, I'm like, I do. I can barely do one in one night because like, I'd rather just get Ian out for seven hours. But like, I, I totally understand that. So overnight, that [ __ ] happened. Like, did you just gain a bunch of followers? Yeah. How many? I think it was like 30,000 overnight. But like within a month or a couple weeks, maybe a week, I, I got up to 200k. Wow. Me and that girl, Selena, the girl that was on the interview with me, we fell out. And then ever since then, she's been getting my Instagrams deleted. So dude, people have a hard time following me on Instagram because like, every month I have to make a new one.
Well, we're gonna plug it. Plug it right now. Okay. Is she a Greek freak? She a Greek freak. Yeah. All spelled correctly. Yeah. Okay. I love it. I [ __ ] love that. I don't understand when people, because I've had a lot of friends deal with this, the people that are so petty that try to get someone's Instagram account taken down. Yeah. That like goes out of their way to pay somebody. Like, this girl has paid this guy over $20,000 to ban me off the internet. And it's like, why don't you invest that money into your own? Why don't you create? Right? You haven't done [ __ ] with yourself. Like, oh my god, you're spending all this time and energy on me on trying to get someone taken off Instagram. Like that like poorly affects your life like that much. And that's the thing. Like, it doesn't bother me. Like, for her, that would be her like biggest fear is losing her Instagram because that's what she cares about. I don't give a [ __ ] about it. Like, I really don't. So I feel that. Even though, like, we just plugged it and like, we're gonna plug it again, but I'll lose it again. So.
Okay, Eliza, we had brunch. We've been hanging out for like the last few hours. The amount of [ __ ] that has come out of your mouth and the stories that you have. Yeah. I don't even know where to begin. Like, I have a list in front of me. Um, how about we start with you don't name drop at all. Some people, it's, you can tell it's name dropping. With you, it's so casual, just like conversation. Like, you're not even trying to name drop. It's like your life. Yeah. I don't think people understand. Like, in Miami, even if you're not someone like me that's like been in the industry, um, you run into celebrities every time you go out, right? They're just always at the club. Every time I go to the club, I see celebrities there. It's just like, that's how Miami is. It's more like, you run into celebrities more in Miami than you would in LA. Like, okay. Yeah. That's interesting. Every time we go out there, celebrities. So, but I think celebrities really [ __ ]. You're like a magnet. Like, they love you. Yeah. You want to have a bomb [ __ ] or I don't know. Please tell me what it is because I need to get on that level.
I think it's like, I just eat ass and suck dick. And a lot of girls don't do that. I'll eat ass. [ __ ] it all. Yes, too. Yeah. Do you put the tongue inside the butt? Yeah. I've never done a finger though because I feel like that's like crossing a boundary unless they told me. I would, but yeah. Wait, I've done the finger and like, not really eaten it. Really? Yeah. And I put the finger all the way into the cheek code. Okay. That's why that's a cheat code. Is it? Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. So do they feel more comfortable with you just eating the ass and like putting a finger in? Here's the thing. I'm asking you and like, not the men that I [ __ ]. I'm like, no, you let me know. Here's the thing. I will. I've never had someone like tell me, net, well, they'll like, they'll be like, "Oh, I've never had that." But then they always let me. Yeah. I've never done the finger because I feel like, I don't know, that's like, that's going inside. I feel like that's when it turns gay. Mm-hmm. In their minds. Yeah. And their minds are like, "Oh my god, this is like heading towards the gate." Yeah. Because if you're eating ass, it's kind of the same as [ __ ] dick. Like, you're already down there, right? And you go from the balls. Yeah. And you go from like the dick to the balls to like, what's the middle area? The goo. Yeah. And then you go to the ass. So it's like all combined. Yes. I've definitely had guys stop me with the finger. Yeah. And I'm scared of that. I probably would like want a guy to just tell me to do it. But I know they would be too scared to say that, right? They would feel gay. Guys feel gay about that. About everything. Yeah. Even, even if they completely love it, they'll say no. Yeah. I think I'm not into that. I know 100%. I have a horror story about eating an NFL player's ass. If you're gonna eat ass, eat an NBA player's ass because hygiene is good. I ate this guy's. Why? I ate this guy's ass in the back of a car and it literally smelled like [ __ ]. Like, I swear, I had to go home and brush my teeth like five stops. And I even told him. Like, he still hits me up. And I already, and I've told him, I said, I was like, "You should have cleaned your [ __ ] before you had me eat it." That's why I haven't [ __ ] with you since then. And what did, what was his response? I don't remember. I could, I could find the text. Oh my god. If a guy let me eat his ass knowingly, like he hadn't wiped or some [ __ ]. Like, what the [ __ ]? Oh, and I wish I could. I love how you called him out on it though. Most girls would be like, "Oh my god, he like plays for the NFL or whatever the [ __ ] sport you just said and be like, it was perfect, it was amazing." Let me find it. No, you're fine. No, I've literally said the most rudest [ __ ] to this guy. Like, if a guy said that to me, I would be embarrassed to ever talk to him again. The, that's what I'm saying. Eliza, you're a [ __ ] or something about the way you [ __ ]. Like, these guys are, they keep coming back. Go. Okay, I found it. So we were like arguing about some other [ __ ] and I'm like, "You think I'm crazy? You should have cleaned your [ __ ] before you made me eat it and you wonder why I never [ __ ] with you again." LMAO. And then I said a rude word, I'm not gonna say. And then he literally texted me two days later, "Are we still doing a song?" And then, "What are you doing?" Didn't reply. And then, "Happy birthday." He texts me on my birthday and he still hits me up trying to link. So you like called him out on his [ __ ] and he like didn't even, like, he didn't even know. She didn't. He ignored it. He like acted like he didn't read that [ __ ]. I know you read it. Like he was embarrassed. I don't think he was. Or he just doesn't give a [ __ ]. I don't think he gives a [ __ ]. He keeps hitting me up. Like, I would give a [ __ ]. Did he eat your ass or no? No. Do you always make sure to [ __ ] like when you have a sexual encounter with a dude or like, are you down to just like suck their dick and like go home? No, I'm down to suck their dick and go home. Like, I was stuck dig more than I [ __ ] really. Times I'll suck his dick to like shut him up. I'll be like, "Leave me alone. I'll just [ __ ] your dick. Like, I don't want to [ __ ] you right now." Wait, I actually understand that. I feel that. Yeah. I just recently started [ __ ] around with a guy who I was in a relationship for a while. And when you're in a relationship for a while, you kind of just stop the sucking dick [ __ ]. Yeah. You know what I mean? You got the foreplay [ __ ]. You do. And it's like, okay, like quickie, like how quick can we just do this [ __ ]? You know, let's get our nut off. Yeah. And I've like started like dating guys, obviously, and like having to give a head again. And I'm like, it's just like, it's work. Yeah. It's a lot of work. I feel like if I'm like way [ __ ] up, it's not that much work. I, I like.
Oh my god, it's like, ugh, why am I doing this? Guys, I just had a flashback to my recent trip in Bermuda. And I was not gonna bring up this story, but like, I did have two spicy margaritas and I'm gonna bring it up. Yes. I threw up on a guy's dick in Bermuda. Sweet. Could you suck it back up? No, I did. No, listen. No, listen. I was sucking it. I slurped it back up. I kept sucking. And then I felt like it was gonna come back up. And he was like, "Babe, don't stop. I'm about to come." So then I just kept going. And then the second he pulled his dick out because he was gonna come, threw up all over his dick and his boxers as he came. Like in unison. Yes. In unison. And I was so [ __ ] embarrassed. And he was like, "Bit, like, why? Like, don't be embarrassed. Like, that [ __ ] happens." I swear it had something to do with the ocean water and like me, like music. I see. I was seasick. My mouth was too dry. Yeah. But then, you know, after like, I was super embarrassed. And then I went back to the hotel room. And I was thinking about it. And I went up to him and I was like, "Would you rather [ __ ] with the girl who says, 'Oh my god, babe, no, stop. Like, I don't feel good.'" Or [ __ ] with the girl who's like, "I will throw up on your dick so that you can get your nuts." No, guys love that [ __ ]. So I know, like, some guys think, like, want a girl to throw up on their dick. I kid you not. Really? It's like the weirdo rappers that are like into the weird [ __ ]. They like that [ __ ]. The actual throw up. Yep. Yes. Well, I've definitely thrown up on a rapper's dick and sucked it back up. And he like didn't give a [ __ ]. He was like, "Yeah, suck that [ __ ] back, back up." Oh my god. He noticed. Okay. Yeah. I feel like you have to notice. Well, no, because it's not like I threw up like a good amount, bro. I had to. I had to slurp it back up. Yeah. Did what I had to do. Well, I, the first time I threw up on it, I slurped it back up. He didn't notice. And then it was the second time because it projectile, like all over. Like, it really was like that. You guys, like, it was really crazy. That's hilarious. It's, I need a real one. I know. Honestly, good for him for being nice. Like, if a guy was an [ __ ] about that, I'd be like, "Bro, [ __ ] you. You're like, you will never hear from me again." Yeah. Ever. Yeah. I almost like that you're telling me like these rappers or whatever like into the throw up. Bro, they're literally into the most nasty [ __ ]. Any guy that has so much power or so much money or whatever, the more and more and more they're into kinkier, kinkier [ __ ] cause they get bored of [ __ ]. They just like want the next. They're like, "What's freakier than this? Like, this doesn't excite me no more." Yes. Yes.
Okay, I'm gonna name drop one more time. Okay. Kanye West. Yes. Was your New Year's kiss? Wait, does he have you blocked? Or Drake? They both do. Well, Drake changed his number because of me. But wait, has me blocked because I don't want to [ __ ] Pusha T? No. When he was in the midst of like going off on Skeet on Instagram, okay? Yeah. He was like in a rampage. And I like texted him. I was like, "I want to [ __ ] Pusha T, babe." And then he blocked me. Because were you pissed at him? No, I was just like, "I want to piss off Drake because like, I don't [ __ ] with Drake anymore." And I was like, "I want to [ __ ] his arch enemy." So I was like, "I know you're friends with Pusha T. I have your number. Like, I'm gonna see if you can hook me up." And I didn't think he would be like jealous because he hooked me up with Future. So I'm like, "Why would you care that I want to [ __ ] your friend?" You already. Wait, that makes no [ __ ] sense. Although I do know like dudes do that [ __ ]. Yeah. He like passed me to the homies. So why would you be mad? I don't know. So few. Hold on. Who passed who passed who to who? You were date, you were like, [ __ ] around with. I was just like texting Kanye like, so I met him at his New Year's Eve party in Miami. And he just like, like chose me out of the crowd to like come up and was like talking to me. And I told him that I do music because I was always trying to [ __ ] plug my music. And he gave me his number. And I like to send him my music. So I sent him my music. And then he immediately was like, "Send me those nudes." Because he had me show him like my tapes and [ __ ] when we were like in the club. He was like, "Show me your sex tapes." And he's in the middle of the club. Had you show him? Yeah. So like, he was like, back in a private room in the club. So he wasn't like where the tables were, like where everybody was. Yeah. Right. Like in some back room. Um, but yeah, so like he was just had me send him my sex tapes. And then he kept like just being hella horny in the text. I'll show you this [ __ ] later. Like, you can read them. Wait, I'm so excited. So I like thought that he was gonna try and [ __ ] me. And I was down because I'm like, it's Kanye West. Um, uh, I would be down too. And I don't care if I'm [ __ ] married, I would be [ __ ] Kanye. Same. I don't care if he was. He hot. Honestly, he was hotter in person than I thought. Okay. He was like sexy to me. I think it was just because I was like, damn, like I'm really talking to you. Yeah. And like his demeanor was like, honestly kind of shy. Yes. I've heard that. Yeah. He wasn't like the crazy soft-spoken. Right. I've heard. Yeah. I have like looking at me and like asking me questions. He's like, "Where are you from?" Like, he seemed like really like intrigued by me and kind of like nervous, which kind of turned me on because I was like, "Okay, like, what the [ __ ]?" So anyways, um, I like met him that night, got his number. He like went back to LA. And then the next time he was in Miami, he was like, "Come over to Future's house. Like, we're in the studio." So I go there. Pulling up because I'm like, I wanna like, they're in the studio. I wanna like, see him make music. I wanna show him my music. So I pull up there. It's at Future's house. And he literally just has me come in the studio and get butt ass naked and just like twerk in front of him and all his friends. That's all he would. Like, the second you walk through the door? Yeah. He says, "Get naked." I was like, "Okay." He wasn't like, "Hi, can I get you a drink? How are you?" Okay, they like got me a drink. But he was like, right, he was working on his album Donda 2. So like, it was loud. And I didn't want to be like, I just wanted to be in there like a fly on the wall, you know? That's what I just watched them. And then you were not a fly on the wall though. I literally have you get naked and like twerk around. And he was just like writing raps while I'm twerking naked. Kanye was. Yeah. And what was Future doing? He wasn't in the room. He was in the kitchen. And Kanye like poured up a drink while I was naked was like, "Go out like that and give this to Future. Tell him it's from me." So I go, like, do what I'm told. I'm like, "Here, this is from Kanye." And then he's like, "Oh my god," like touching on my ass and stuff. And then I just like got nervous. And I went back into the studio with Kanye. And then I like, I don't know, I got nervous. So I like was like, "I have to go to my studio session." I like dipped. And then that was the last time I seen Kanye in person. From then on, we were just like texting back and forth. And then I sent him that text about Pusha C and he blocked me. And he freaked the [ __ ] out. He's like, very possessive. It sounds like. I don't know. Like, maybe, maybe I feel like he just has those mood swings where he's just like, yeah, something will just trigger him and he'll like block a [ __ ]. Because I've talked to other girls that talk to him and they're like, "No, he's crazy. He like blocked me just like, just for no [ __ ] reason type [ __ ]." Yeah.
So they basically, so he asked you to like start twerking naked like while he was writing music. Like, yeah. Was he even looking at your ass or was he like literally like scribbling in a notebook? No, he wasn't like writing. He was just like rapping out loud, like freestyling while you were twerking. Yeah. I wish I could twerk so I could have that [ __ ] type of experience. No, I felt awkward though because I'm like, I don't know how to like dance like a stripper, like sexy. Like, I can shake my ass because of BBL, but like, I was like, this is awkward. Was there even music playing? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, imagine having to do that like silent. He's like, "No, I need to like actually like, I need silence while I like think of lyrics." And he's like, "But also twerk." I think I would just start laughing and be like, "Sorry, I can't do this." No, obviously I can't be sexy. It's too ugly. No, I had a recent experience where I had to pretend to be a stripper, but it was like documentary style. And so it was like, literally like I took a pole dancing class and literally auditioned the hardest [ __ ] of my entire life. Bruises all over my legs. Yeah. I felt like a flounder like flapping around when I was like by the pole on the stage. Like it was horrifying. And did you have to, did you do it in heels? Uh, I did it in stripper heels, sweetheart. And I kept my thong on, which the guy that was auditioning me like did not like. He was like, "Uh, I need to see more skin. I need to see more skin." I'm like, "You're 70, and I just, I think I'm gonna keep the thong on." Yeah. You gotta pay me more, bro. Right. Exactly. But the BBL, I feel like if I had a BBL, I would have a way easier time [ __ ] twerking. Yeah. I feel like. Does it make it easier or just having a fat? I can at least shake my ass. Like, I might not know how to dance, but I can shake my ass. So yeah, it helps better. Can you shake your ass better like pre or post BBL? Well, post my second BBL. My first was like one of those really firm, botched BBLs. Like my ass didn't move. My second BBL is more like, I just have way more fat in there, I guess. My ass jiggles. So I think, uh, yeah. I know because we were looking at your tapes earlier today and they were [ __ ] hot as [ __ ]. Literally. So I want to talk about because I've, um, talked about wanting to get a BBL on here before because I'm just, I like, I try to grow my ass and it's like impossible. It's like [ __ ] hard [ __ ]. But don't do it. Don't do it because you had a traumatic incident with it. Yeah. Can you tell us about that, please? Yes. Well, my first BBL, I just didn't do my research and I had a botched job. But my recovery was great. I like came home from surgery that day and I was twerking around my house like no problem. Twerking. Came home from surgery, was twerking around my house. I was on Instagram Live like shaking my ass hours after surgery. But how could you tell it was botched? Just because it was like, um, I had like the square body and like my hips were just square and like my, all the fat was like in the wrong place. Like it was too high up. Gone. Like I had no cheeks. It's like I had a square hips but no cheeks. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. So then I got a second BBL to fix that one. Um, I woke up feeling like I actually had died from surgery and like came back alive. Like I had no energy. I woke up with this huge circular bruise right above my heart, like as if they did [ __ ] CPR or like revived me. I asked my doctors like, "What happened?" They, no, no, nobody had an answer. They were like, "We don't know." Like, nothing like no explanation why you have this huge bruise like over your heart. No. Me and my sister, like my sister was the one like really concerned. Um, like went in there asking them for my whole medical history, which they legally have to give me access to. They never gave me that. I like went back every day to like do tests on my blood, which, um, like it's your red blood cell count, I guess they call it. And it's supposed to be above an eight. Mine was out of four. Wow. If it's out of six is like fatal. And they have to send you like to the ER. They sent me home. They didn't even. Out of four? Stop it. They sent me home. Like they told me they're like, "We think we're gonna give you a blood transfusion. Like, come back tomorrow because we don't have the blood." They should have sent me to the ER. They sent me home that night. My sister like was on the phone with her friend and like came inside and found me like blue, unresponsive. Had to take me to the ER. That the doctors that they are were like, "Yo, who was your doctor? Like, I cannot believe they sent you home today." I had to stay there for three days getting blood transfusions. It was the worst experience of my life. It's just, it's just not worth the money, the risk that you're taking. And like, yeah, I'm happy with my body, but like, I just, it's not worth everything I went through. And also, I just feel like the BBL trend is going out of style. I feel like the skinny, like 90s aesthetic is coming back. And I just think. Okay, God, because I'm ready for that one. I think. Yeah, it's just not worth it. So you would say looking back, like, you would not have gotten it done? I don't know. I would have. Regret. I wouldn't have gotten anything done. Right. Anything at all? No. Okay. Everything I've done, I've regretted. Like, I've dissolved all of my filler. And the only thing I don't regret is Botox. But like, I regret inserting my lips. I dissolved my lips. I had never got cheeks, but I got jog. And you got it all dissolved. That's the thing about BBLs is so many, because of the trend, so many women are getting them. And people don't realize how [ __ ] dangerous they are. And I feel like these influencer girls are kind of doing a disservice to their fans by lying about it. A lot of them are getting free surgery for promo. They're not being honest about the risk. Like, they're not being honest to the young girls that are looking up to them and being like, "Girl, this is the most deadliest surgery." Talk to any doctor. In those houses? Really? The most deadliest? Yes. And it's because the, the fat transfers. So like, the lipo is fine. Lipo, like the death rate and stuff is, is not bad at all. We're like a boob job, that's fine. It's specifically the BBL. The injecting fat back into you is so risky. And there's just so many, like, if one fat particle hits a vein in your ass, like, you'll die instantly. And then not even that, it's like complications after surgery. Yes. There's more risk to that than there are even dying on the table. So it's just not worth it. And again, I really think the trend is going away. Really? Yeah. What do you think the Kardashians have? Like, do you think they have like a butt implant or a BBL? Or like, this, what is it called? Yeah, because I remember when Kim like was trying to prove that she didn't get surgery, she got an X-ray, which wouldn't show anything if it's a BBL. But I think they got BBLs. I think they were the ones that like started that. Yeah. I mean, they absolutely started that. I just always wondered, like, was it an implant? Then there's like the BBL. Chloe's looks more, looked more like an implant. But I think she got it removed. She looks really good lately. Chloe looks [ __ ] fantastic. I think she has the best body right now. I do too. I completely agree. She looks fit as hell. Like, mm-hmm. I know. We just need her to like leave Tristan and like, I know. Live her best life. 100%.
So Lamar back. Lamar was your soulmate. I don't know if you knew that, babe. Remember when he called your, he said your vagina smelled like husband material. Um, sorry though. No, you're Chloe. I know you're listening because she obviously listens to this podcast. Yeah. You're way better off without Lamar. Like, a hundred percent.
So this is the craziest thing is you have like lived this lifestyle, hyper sexual, as am I, very public about it, as am I. And the reason you're here today is because Delaney, who works for me, who works for the Sloop Media team, is from Utah. And you guys grew up together. Yes. Is that right? We're all from Utah. We all grew up Mormon. Like, it's such a small world. Yeah. I met Delaney. I'm like, where did we first meet? My singing competition. But I don't think I met you. I know you guys went to church camp. EFY. It's like this Mormon stop that like everyone goes to as a teenager. Um, and you saw it. Yeah. Her sister was in like my group. And then Delaney was just always coming out with us. And I remember thinking they were the coolest sisters because they were like best friends. I was like, "Oh my god, I want to be in their family." And then, yeah, I just love her. It's crazy. I know. I love her too. But how wild, like that's how like we're sitting here right now. I know. But and like you were on No Jumper too. I remember like, yeah, there's so many like weird ties. There is. I think that being super open about talking about sex [ __ ] and we're both coming from Utah. We're like the, it's not Mormonism, it's the Mormon culture there. Is like, we don't talk about that stuff. Yeah. We wear tank tops over t-shirts and long sleeves and skirts to the knee. Yeah. And it's wild. Like now here we are in New York, like talking about [ __ ].
Well, I haven't done a gang bang. I don't know if you have. But like, sucking dick. Yeah. You know, head gang bangs. Okay. Like, sucked multiple dicks. Yeah. I want to talk about sucking dick just one more time because I need it for like, my practice in my real life. What do you do when you have dry mouth? Because I've been running into that issue a lot. Like, literally stop and drink water. I've done that. Drink water and then keep going. Yeah. Or like, keep some water in your mouth and like, spit on the dick where you're sucking. Okay. Because you know what I did? I put water in my mouth, then directly gave him head. And he was like, "That's cold as [ __ ]." Oh, warm it up in your mouth. Swish it around. Why is that to be so complicated? Like eating out a girl. Have you ever eaten out a girl? Yeah. That's like so much easier. Yeah. It's harder, but like, guys, you still suck at it. I know. Guys still can't do it. They really do. Except this one guy I'm talking to is like kind of good at it, but never as good as a girl. Because like, every girl I've hooked up with has been way better. I don't know if I've had a girl eat my [ __ ]. But I have ate [ __ ]. Really? Yeah. Why? I don't know. You just don't want them to. No, I'd be down. I kind of want to [ __ ] dyke. I want a dyke to [ __ ] me. I don't know why. That's like something I've wanted to do. I'm, I [ __ ] girls. Like, I [ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] girls. Actually, now I'm thinking about it. Really? I've done the scissoring. Never scissors, but it's usually like fingering, eating out. But it's always like reciprocated. Like, I'll do it to her, she'll do it to me. I feel like girls are just so selfless like that, right? They're always, they care. We're givers. We are. And they [ __ ] care. And that's like making me horny and like making me want to like hook up with a girl. Um, this has been, we have covered so much [ __ ] [ __ ]. I wonder who's gonna blow my phone up pissed off after this. I hope Kanye blocks me. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, okay. I did it like my 21st birthday. But I told this story, I think two years ago. That's when it went viral. Yeah. Like that. Oh my god. The clip of just me talking about it on Twitter had six million views overnight on Twitter. Like, I woke up and then I woke up to my OnlyFans having a 100k in it. I could not believe like my eyes until it. Oh my god. I was like, I've never seen that type of money in my life. What a [ __ ] like blessing. Wait, a hundred K on OnlyFans? So how much were you making? Um, I made like, uh, I don't really want to talk about them then. Okay. That's the only. Okay. Classy. Yeah. Okay. Well, no, I've just been robbed so many times. And I feel like it's because I talk about money. It's more than that. Okay. You know what? She's not [ __ ] making that much. So like, don't even look into it. Yeah. I'm broke now. I don't post something. Oh my god. You were held at [ __ ] gunpoint? That was another thing you told me. Yeah. When did that happen? This happened like, um, a couple months ago. When, when I was back in LA, like doing another No Jumper thing. I literally got like followed home from the club. It was like 3 AM. Some guys like pulled up behind me and just like stuck up a gun, took my purse and ran off. But I'm just thankful they didn't take my ring or like that or like hurt me or like take me. But you survived. Yeah. People are like, "Dude, you're like, nothing." I didn't take my ring. I'm like, "No, I honestly was so thankful." Take my purse, get the [ __ ] from. Oh my god. I've never, ever, ever had like a gun pulled on me ever. Well, thank God. I mean, is it traumatizing? Like, is it like, I'm, I'm thinking Kim Kardashian for. You know, I don't know. It's just like, remember, I've talked about like, [ __ ] with guns a lot. And like guys putting a gun in your [ __ ]. Yeah. Okay. Loaded. Yes. Like that. It's so dumb. And I don't want to tell girls to do that. No. We don't condone that at all. No. I'm not gonna live. I don't live my life like this anymore. I'm chilled. But trust me. Hi everybody. Every single podcast I do, I have to be like, "Guys, that was the old me. Yeah. This is the new me. We don't do that." But that's a thing. That's it. That's a kink. And we're not supposed to kink shame. Yeah. If you want to [ __ ] around with guns and put them in your pocket. Not loaded. Yeah. Not loaded. What type of gun was it? And don't be [ __ ] up when you're doing that. Like, don't be [ __ ] up playing with guns. It's just, um, I've done it with a pistol and I've done it with an AR. Me acting like I [ __ ] know different types of guns. Like NRA. Like, yeah. I know that one. Yeah. I don't really have any guns either. I just know the big one. No, I think the crazier, the craziest thing I've ever had a guy put on my [ __ ] is like a Coors like beer bottle. Oh, I've like jacked off with the tequila bottle and like consent videos to my man. You gotta do what you gotta do. I know. But the vibrator is dead. Like that's a cute bottle. Comes through us. Pretend. No way. You think that [ __ ] feels good? No, literally for them, it's for the vid. You're like acting. I know. I know. But even like, we're talking about don't put guns in there. 100%. Putting glass in there. Don't do that either. People. Yeah. Imagine that breaking. Yeah. Just. I know. Stick to a cucumber. Yes. Stick to things that like won't hurt you internally. The vibrator or emotionally. Like, either one. Yeah.
Okay, Eliza, you are, there's so much left to say, but like, I can't keep you here all [ __ ] night. Although we are spending that time. Growing nap time for you. And we're gonna spend the rest of the week together. Thank you so much for coming on. Where can everyone find you? Um, my YouTube channel is the only thing safe is AJ, A Y Y Y E J A E. I haven't posted on there because I have like a big announcement coming. I'm about to switch up my whole channel and content and everything. So go ahead and follow me there. You can follow my Instagram for now, but just know I won't stick around for long. But thank you so much for having me and Delaney for setting this up. I'm so honored. Like, I'm such a big fan. And you're so much nicer and like down to earth in person. Like, I feel like you're my homie. Oh my god. Wait, that gave me chills. Everyone listening is like, "Shut the [ __ ] up, guys. Like, get off the mic." I love you so much, guys. As always, please, if you enjoyed this, share it with your friends. And you can follow me, Sophia's Enough Franklin, the Y. And follow me on TikTok, Sophia Franklin and the number zero. Delaney, just mouth that number to me. Okay, guys, salutes. I love you. And I'll talk to you next week. Bye.