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Welcome back to the channel everybody and we have some absolutely pressing and breaking news today. This story is going absolutely viral right now. And you may be thinking, Nate, is this about the dumb war in Iran that nobody wants or our file president who continues to cover up the files? The fact that gas prices are skyrocketing out of control? No, it's about what in God's name is going on with Ben Shapiro's eyebrows. What the [ __ ] is going on here? This is absolutely insane.
And you may be thinking, Nate, that's obviously an AI image. And it's actually not. And the very first thing I'm going to show you in this video is we are going to go directly to his Instagram page and show you a video uh to show you no, this is real and the internet is losing their minds over it. But I do have some theories about what's going on with Ben's Brow. So, don't forget to like, comment, subscribe. Helps the channel. Let's jump into this. Let's talk about it.
So, first thing I said I was going to show you, of course, is Ben Shapiro's actual channel just to show you this is not AI. Now, you can see here official Ben Shapiro channel eyebrows are growing. As you can see, about a week ago, this is the video that's actually going viral right here. You can see I'm going to click on it straight. Nothing being pulled up, no AI. Here we go. My god, these hedges are growing out of control.
>> Folks, you may have seen this rumor that we here at Daily Wire are working with Jonathan Majors on a new movie. And that rumor is, >> as you can see here, ladies and gentlemen, this is on his page. This is not AI. And so, yes, it appears Ben Shapiro is actively channeling his inner Eugene Levy in some sort of weird competition runoff. And who could have the biggest brows in America? And to be honest, guys, I actually think the bullying about this is kind of uncalled for. Ben's taking a beating already, as is. The fact that the internet is now just absolutely destroying him with the memes. Yes, Ben Shapiro watching the entire country make fun of his eyebrows. And we're going to show you about 10 more of these memes as we go. But again, for me, a little too much uncalled for. I am not going to partake in any of the
Wait a second. Serin, not you, too. Oh, Jesus. But you know what? Even though Sirloin has jumped in on the action to make fun of Ben, I personally am going to stand in solidarity with Ben Shapiro on this. So, I was actually fortunate enough to find Ben Shapiro's actual makeup artist to teach me how to do these brows. So, again, I could stand in solidarity with Ben.
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>> Honest with you, uh, I didn't really think this one through because this tape is actually pretty sticky and I'm a little bit concerned that when I take this off, it's going to wax my eyebrows. So, here we go. Okay, we're right. Lost a couple hairs, but that's the price of comedy sometimes. And again, the internet's been absolutely ablaze. People at first just couldn't believe that this was actually real. As you can see here, people have been sharing these memes. Most people didn't believe it. It even says here, "I really did think y'all were editing Ben Shapiro's eyebrows to look like that, but I was wrong. It's legit his eyebrows." Also, you got to love Ben's almost comment. Listen up, you whiny [ __ ] Oh, that's a pot calling the kettle black if I've ever seen it. And again, we showed you that's directly from the video right off his own Instagram. Things are getting absolutely out of control on Benny's Brows.
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Now, we have to ask ourselves why. What is actually happening here? And I think I've figured it out. At least I might have the best theory out there. We're going to go back and look at that same post on Ben's channel and see when the giant brows first started to appear. Again, we're back on Ben's actual page, back to the video when the gigantic brows first appeared. And the post was on February 26, right before the war with Iran kicked off.
So, what's the theory? Well, it's that Ben Shapiro's eyebrows, I believe, may be directly tied to the Greater Israel project. And as Israel expands its regional grasp, uh Ben Shapiro's eyebrows are growing with it. As you can see here, his eyebrows are most definitely growing alongside the conflict.
However, that's not the only theory out there. There's two other theories that are circulating around the internet right now that are trying to figure out where these caterpillar brows have all of a sudden come from. And the main one right now is the theory that Ben Shapiro was actually cursed recently with the Ben Sharpie Brow Pinocchio curse. And yes, the Ben Sharpie Brow Pinocchio theory is that every time Ben Shapiro tells a lie, his eyebrows grow bigger. And as you can see, they're spiraling out of control this week in his coverage of the Iran War. And let's check out some of that amazing coverage. And here's a video by Ben Browser looking big. Also, the Kipa seems to be getting bigger as well. Maybe the Kippa and the brows are both tied together in this whole issue.
>> The United States has won the air war. There is no air war. The United States and Israel have complete air dominance over Iran. They have devastated the ballistic missile capacity. >> All right. So, Benny Shapiro claims, "We've won the war because we have complete control of the airspace." Okay. In Iran. Huh. Now, this is why you don't want to listen to little 5 foot2 dorks who never served and don't know anything about war or foreign conflict. Now, if you actually knew anything about history, where else have we had total air control? Hm. Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and uh yeah, how did that go? It turns out that having complete air control for the United States doesn't mean that you facilitate in successful regime change. In fact, even with complete air control, we've got a 0% success track record at it. So, thank you for that, Ben.
But what's the third theory? The third theory around Ben's brows centers around the fact it's not actually just Ben's brows. This is actually a mega phenomenon that's been happening this week. Now, as you can see here, the brows are absolutely out of control as Ben goes after Tucker Carlson.
>> Yesterday, President Trump went directly after Tucker Carlson. He said, quote, "Tucker has lost his way. I knew that a long time ago. And he's not MAGA. MAGA is saving our country. MAGA is making our country great again. MAGA is America first and Tucker is none of those things. And Tucker is really not smart enough to understand that. >> Okay. Okay. Again, keep in mind Trump went after Tucker. Said Tucker is not MAGA. Let's look at what Trump had to say about Tucker. Yes, Donald Trump said Tucker has lost his way. I knew that a long time ago, and he's not MAGA. No, he's not. And I don't think he claims to be, and most people aren't at this point.
But what makes this theory so interesting that the brows is a MAGA problem? Uh oh. Well, when we zoom in, we actually start to see, oh my god, it's happening to Donald Trump, too. You can't see it at first cuz of that white hair on the orange backdrop, but when we zoom in, holy [ __ ] those brows are as big as Ben's. And it's not just Trump, it's also the female Ben Shapiro, too. Oh, sorry for the jump scare on that one. But as you can see here, yes, even Laura Jigsaw Loomer, >> the nightmare looking cumor >> is rocking those insane brows now as well.
So, what's really going on here? Are Ben's brows tied to the fate of Israel? Is it the Pinocchio curse? Is it just a MAGA issue? Well, one of the things I'm personally worried about with my theory is if the fate of Ben's brows are tied to the Greater Israel Project, well, what happens if Israel loses? Because honestly, outside of the people who are watching Fox News, it's not going very well for them right now. And what does that mean? Well, if they lose, this is also what will happen. Yes, if that happens, as you can see here, that is what we'll be dealing with. And that is absolutely [ __ ] horrifying. I think I may just prefer the giant hedges on his face.
Now, as I said before, I don't support this, but the internet is being quite brutal on Ben for this.
>> Tucker has lost his way. I knew that a long time ago, and he's not MAGA. Magga is saving What is going on, Ben? What is going on with your eyebrows, dude? This can't be a real video. If this is a real video, he's doing this [ __ ] on purpose. That how can you get a perm for your eyebrows that like makes them really big and [ __ ] crazy looking? Cuz holy [ __ ] I He's rage baiting me. That's what it is. He's rage baiting me. And again, some of these getting so over the top, completely inappropriate. I cannot condone any of this. I mean, too much, guys. Just absolutely not okay. Not okay.
So, I'm honestly not really sure where to go from here, guys. I think we're all incredibly confused as again, Ben's brows are just taking over his entire face. But perhaps as this war on Iran rages on, we may actually get to see the true fate of old Benny Boy's brows. So, we'll just have to wait and see. That's going to do it for this one. Catch y'all in the next.