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Let me ask you a question. Let's start off. All right, Lisa. Pixar on bath salt using chat GPT like it's pornhub.
>> First time in Thailand.
>> This holiday, Norman thought he'd just see the sight.
>> You drive like a pro.
>> You hold on like a pro. But the first woman he meets in Thailand has a secret.
>> There's something I should tell you.
>> What is it?
>> The real me. It's complicated.
>> Let's go.
>> Oh, hell no.
>> Oh, no. Hey,
>> what path?
>> You see that coming? It's complicated. He says, I mean, she says, "Man, you tripping." Now, if you know anything about porn,
>> mind blown, huh?
>> Yeah. I've never seen that.
>> You don't know nothing about that? Mm-
>> Oh, that [ __ ] got bodies.
>> Yeah, I'm just saying. This holiday season, Marcus, we're letting you go.
>> Uh, these nuts. When life hits hard,
>> I can't keep doing this, Marcus.
>> These nuts. He only knows one response.
>> These nuts. These nuts. He only knows one response. These nuts.
>> Oh boy.
>> There are people out there with a limited vocabulary that has a lot to do with these nuts.
>> He thought it was just a recipe.
>> You okay, hun?
>> Yeah.
>> Just figuring stuff out.
>> When passion meets pressure, the only way forward is to beat it.
>> Disney and Pixar present. Beat my meat.
>> Coming to the
>> No. What's wrong with that?
>> That's funny.
>> Yeah, it is funny.
>> Disney and Pixar. Time to roll.
>> One beam can't stop me now.
>> One dream.
>> America, I'm coming.
>> Beans crossing in.
>> Oh, hell.
>> One bean crossing. What do you think about that one?
>> Pretty close to the border.
>> Well, real close to the border.
>> Yeah, super close.
>> And the reference to jumping beans, right?
>> What kind of jumping beans?
>> Mexican jumping beans.
>> Mexican.
>> This summer, Disney and Pixar present. Bri came to town looking for a little peace and quiet.
>> You ready for this pass?
>> Instead, she found five brothers and a whole lot of heart.
>> Best pie I've ever had.
>> Stuffed again.
>> No.
>> Stuffed again.
>> Every hole.
>> It's five brothers.
>> That right there.
>> Destroyed.
>> That is straight up porn.
>> She's destroyed.
>> Do you think she should go on a dating app and say, "Well, so the last couple of weeks I've been hanging out with these five brothers." No, she should keep that on the DL. All right, you ready for the next one? Mhm.
>> From Disney Pixer, a story about love, courage, and letting the tears fall.
>> I can't pick between you. If I stay, I hurt someone I love.
>> Two tough men who learn the bravest.
>> Big black is what that means for anybody that watches porn. Now, how did you know what that meant?
>> I thought it was the black network. Isn't that BBC? Is that what is it called?
>> That's BET.
>> Oh, that's what I was thinking. Let me ask you a question. You mentally [ __ ]
>> sometimes.
>> BBC. BB.
>> Now, who's the [ __ ]
>> Hey,
>> check it out real quick. Lisa wants to know if BBC and BET are the same acronyms, and what do each one of them mean?
>> All right, let's clear it up real quick. So, BBC is the British Broadcasting Corporation. That's a big UK media outlet. BET is Black Entertainment Television, which is a completely different channel focused on African-American entertainment. So, nope. Definitely not the same acronyms.
>> Does that Did that clear it up for you? Yeah. BET. Black Entertainment Television. BBC BC Big Black [ __ ]
>> Mhm.
>> That's what that means. And porn.
>> What is that? Huh? It's yogurt from Pixar Animation Studios. It keeps making more.
>> That should be comes a story about finding wonder in the most unexpected places. I don't know where it leads, but
>> glory. Glory home.
>> What is going on at Pixar?
>> Let's go Pixar.
>> [ __ ]
>> Well, these are all the perverts at Disney right now.
>> They're all coming out.
>> Yeah, these are all real. These are from Pixar. No, they're not. I'm kidding. You know what would be amazing for the channel, though? Is getting sued by Disney.
>> I was made to just sit in a drawer waiting for what? to be jammed somewhere cramped and forgotten.
>> Maybe where you start isn't where you belong, kid. Sometimes you have to find your own socket.
>> Hey.
>> Wow. Nothing like butt sex.
>> It's a plug's life.
>> Yes. Yeah.
>> Based off of what movie?
>> A Bug's Life.
>> Yeah. What was that movie about?
>> Bugs.
>> What's this movie about?
>> Butt plugs.
>> From Pixar Animation Studios this summer.
>> I'm going to find it, mama. I promise. One boy, one dream, one drop that changes everything. Finding water.
>> Poor Ethiopians. AR you.