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Sufiyana pe Sufiyana [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Do Didi Do Didi Ab theek to dost Didi dost Didi Kya hua dost Didi Do. Aisa lag raha hai jaise kisi cheez ne inki buri yaadon ko taza kiya tha jiski wajah se ghabra kar woh behosh ho [Music] gayi. Ab main chalta hu. Thank [Music] you. Aisa kya hua tha ki iski yeh haalat ho gayi? Kuch dekha tha kya isne ya phir koi incident hua tha? What happened? Papa, aaj to bas woh funny wale salesman uncle aaye the aur unke jaate hi dost Didi behosh ho gayi. [Music] Aap logo se kitni baar kaha hai ki kisi bhi ajnabi ko aise hi ghar mein mat aane dijiye. Ghar mein chhota bachcha [Music] hai aur dusri baat ki yeh kaynat hai. Kaynat ko is ghar mein humne kidnap karke rakha hua hai. Agar kisi ko pata chal gaya to sorry [Music]. Woh Bholenath ki bhujia bech raha tha na woh. Isliye haan woh Champak Lal ke chaat masale bhi the. Haan aur Kareena ke zero size figure wali agarbatti bhi thi. Bahut achchi khushbu. Seriously guys, had karte hain aap log. Aap logo ne Champak Lal ke bhujia ke liye… yahan par Champak Lal nahi, Bhole Lal sale sahab… sorry, Jugal. Bhole Lal ka naam galat le liya. Woh mujh par case hi kar dega. [Music] Nana Krish, aap kitchen mein jaakar dekho. Preeti Didi se kaho ki aapki dost Didi ke liye achcha soup banaye. Nar go [Music] klee. Ho sakta hai woh aadmi kaynat ke ateet se koi ho, us par nazar rakh raha ho. Aindase koi bhi ajnabi is ghar mein nahi chahiye. Mujhe to please is baat ka khyaal rakhiye. [Music] [Music] Yeh Sarun ko to jaise hamare saath kamre mein na rehne ka pahna chahiye. Waise yeh Saltanat dobara hamari zindagi mein tabaahi machane aa gayi hai. Lekin Jaar, tumhe to hum haasil karke rahenge, chahe uske liye hume salesman banna pade ya phir bhoot. [Music] [Music] Hello, haan ji, hum Saltanat bol rahe hain. To phir kal 9 baje mile. Okay, bye. Shukr hai Saltanat ko nahi pata ki hamara chehra badal gaya hai. Isii baat ka fayda uthana hai ab humein. [Music] [Music] Bahut ziddi ho tum, har baat mein zid. [Music] Wah wah, sale sahab aap karo, sale sahab to lajawab aur hum karein to to character kharab. Baboo baboo, ab shikari shikaar se pyaar karega to khaayega kya? Dekho apne bhai ko kya kya kaha. Bhai, zindagi mein pehli baar Jugal ne sahi baat kari hai. Bahut fikr ho rahi hai aapko iski. Ajnabi aaye to fikr, chor aaye to fikr, thand lag jaaye to fikr. Haan Madhav, achanak itna lagaav kyon ho raha hai tujhe isse? Lagaav nahi, insaniyat hai yeh meri. Iski tarah haiwan nahi hu main, isliye. Aur aap log tension mat lijiye. Jin haathon se iska khyaal rakh raha hu, unhin haathon se iski jaan bhi [Music] lunga. Kya ho kya gaya hai is ladke ko? [Music] Kuch to major gadbad hai, warna Sakshi Da ka bhakta usi ke kaatil ki achanak itni parwah kyon kar raha hai? Pata lagana padega. [Music] [Music] Bahut fikr ho rahi hai aapko iski. Ajnabi aaye to fikr, thand lag jaaye to fikr. Haan Madhav, achanak itna lagaav kyon ho raha hai tujhe isse? [Music] [Music] Yeh kya hai papa? Yeh badon ki dawai hai, neend ke liye. Par Mamma ke baad aap hi mujhe gana gaakar sulate the, phir aap kyon yeh dawai le rahe [Music] ho? Kyon beta, lori sunkar bachchon ko neend aa jati hai, badon ko nahi. Nahi, kal dost Didi bahut upset thi, unko apne baare mein kuch yaad nahi aur unko neend bhi nahi aa rahi thi. Maine unko wahi gana sunaya to woh foran so gayi. [Music] Achcha theek hai, to ab papa ko bhi woh lori sunao. Dekhte hain unhen neend aati hai ki [Music] nahi. Lalla lalla lori, doodh ki katori, doodh mein patasha, mummy kare tamasha. Krish, tum mere saath ho na. Sakshi Didi ke baad to meri life mein kuch bacha hi nahi tha aur is baar main Kaynat ko apni zindagi, apna beta, khud se door nahi karne dunga. [Music] [Music] Krish Krish Krish, kahan chala gaya? Ek hi insaan hai jo aisa kar sakta [Music] hai. Nahi, yahan se kaati hu Saltanat. [Music] Haan Jaar, kya? Haan kya kar rahe ho tum abhi tak? Woh Jainab chachi ki kharid ke liye dua mangni thi, sab intezaar kar rahe hain. Chalo. Are haan, itni zaroori baat main kaise bhool gayi? Woh actually aaj ek job interview hai, uski preparation mein main thoda busy thi. Interview mein bataya nahi Saltanat. Interview ke baare mein batake ya puchke kya fayda Jaar? Aajkal mere sawalon ka jawab kahan dete ho tum? Pata nahi kyon mujhe lagta hai ki tum us ajnabi bachche se isliye itne zyada attach ho kyunki tumhein ek bachche ki kami mehsoos hoti hai. Agar tum kaho to hum family plan kar sakte hain. Tum jo chah rahi ho woh kaise kar le Saltanat, jab khud hi mere man mein hamare rishte ko lekar sawal khade ho jaate hain, aise mein ek nanni si jaan ko kaise janam de? Dekha, ab bhi koi jawab nahi hai. [Music] Sahi keh rahi ho, sawal puchhne ka mujhe koi haq nahi hai. Yes, I'm the best and I know tum jo bhi faisla logoge woh sahi faisla hoga. Chalta hu, aa jao. [Music] Yeh kya badtamezi hai Madhav? Madhav, kyon lekar aayi use yahan par? Himmat kaise hui tumhari mere bete ke kareeb aana? Band karo, Maa. Tumhe galat fahmi ho rahi hai. Mera haath chhodo, mujhe dard ho raha hai. Nahi, chhunga pehle sorry bolo aur kaho ki phir aisa kabhi nahi [Music] karogi. Sorry my foot! Main tumhare bete ko apne pass lekar nahi aayi hu, woh khud chal kar mere pass aa raha hai. Agar woh tum jaise suur aur khaddus ke saath na rahkar mere saath rehna pasand karta hai to ismein meri galti nahi hai. Madhav, tum wahi nahi kisi ke saath rehne layak shaks ho. Yeh tumhari [Music] wife agar aisi waas ki smaak [Music] [Music]. Booj Didi, aap ro kyon rahi [Music] ho? Kuch nahi Krish, ab ab jao jaakar school ke liye ready ho jao, warna aapko late ho jayega. Kya hua papa? Apne phir se dost Didi ko danta? [Music] Haan aur uske liye I am [Music] sorry papa. Sorry. Aise bolte? Aapne hi to bataya tha ki jadoo ki jhappi ke bina sorry pura nahi hota. Chalo do Didi ko jaldi se sorry bolo. [Music] [Music] Time waste mat karo, warna assembly meri miss ho jayegi. [Music] Haan sahi keh raha hai Krish, jadoo ki jhappi ke bina sorry puri nahi hoti. To theek hai phir hum dono ek dusre ko jadoo ki jhappi de hi dete hain. [Music] [Music] Kahan reh gayi yeh Salamat tak aayi kyon nahi? Indu aati hi hogi woh. End please uske samne uske naam ki salt mat karna, uska naam Saltanat hai, Salamat nahi. Hello everyone. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Sufiyana pesh Sufiyana [Music]