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Sufiyana pe [Music] Sufiyana Hello beta, Sultanat ka operation shuru ho gaya. Tum Farhan Hospital aa jao. Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai.
Ji ji, main main aaya jaldi aaya. Kash! Maine aapse kitni baar kaha hai ki bina bataaye aise idhar udhar nahin jaate. Aap sunta kyun nahin ho meri baat? Kitni baar kaha hai ki duniya mein bahut se bure bure log hain jo bachchon ke saath bura vyavahar karte hain. Samajhte kyun nahin ho? Aur kisi anjaan ke phone se kyun call kiya aapne? Aapko phone diya hai na maine emergency ke liye, wo usse phone kyun nahin kiya?
Sorry papa, main apna phone ghar pe hi bhul gaya.
It's okay Krish. I'm sorry, but mujhe nahin lagta yeh Krish ki phone rakhne ki umar hai. Agar abhi se phone rakhega to aadath ho jaayegi aur phir apna bachpan kaise enjoy kar payega?
I know. Waise mujhe yaad to nahin hai, magar mujhe aisa ehsaas hota hai ki mera bachpan bahut hi zyada khoobsurat raha hoga. Uske liye to tumhen apne bachpan ki yaadon mein lautna hoga. Kaynat aur us pal ka main bebasbri se intezaar kar raha hun.
Kya hua Krish? Oh no! Yeh chot kaise lag gayi aapko? Aap bilkul dhyan nahin rakhte. [Music] Ho, rukho! [Music] [Music] Bas bas bas bas! Ghar jaake hum dawai laga denge, theek hai? Haan, bina Krish bas. Hello, kis se puch ke rakhi meeting? Maine kaha hai na mujhe pooche bina koi meeting nahin rakhonge tum. Nahin, main nahin aa sakta. Main apne bete ko ghar chhodne ja raha hun. Cancel the meeting. Hum log auto se chale jaayenge. Aise stress ki zaroorat nahin hai. You can just go for meeting. Dekha tha maine yeh raasta. Hum log ghar ke bahut nazdeek hain. Nahin, main kahin nahin ja raha hun. Main hi tum dono ko ghar chhodunga. Mera beta aise hi kahin idhar udhar nahin ja sakta. Aur Krish kabhi bhi public transport se travel nahin karta. Really? Tum jahan rahte ho wahan ke logon par thoda bhi bharosa nahin hai ya fir mujhse problem hai? Chot hi lagi hai, kharosh hai chhoti si, theek ho jaayegi. Aur waise bhi bachchon ko chot nahin lagegi to wo log badhenge kaise?
Krish, mujhe to lagta hai ki aapke papa ke saath na bachpan mein bahut bada accident hua hoga, tabhi itna darte aapke liye. Shut up! [Music] Shh! Mere bachpan ki jagah agar apne bachpan par dhyan doge to behtar hoga. Shayad tumhari yaadadaat vapas aa jaaye. Mazak mein hi sahi, magar shayad sahi thi. Main, iske bachpan mein jaroor kuch aisa hua hai jiski wajah se aaj yeh Krish ko lekar itna pareshan hai. Itni der ho gayi. Madhav aur Krish abhi tak vapas nahin aaye. Mujhe to is Kashish par bilkul bharosa nahin hai. Tu sahi keh rahi hai. Ek baar woh hamari zindagi barbaad kar chuki hai. Ab dobara kuch bhi karne se pehle hi hichkichaayegi. [Music] Nahin? Kahan reh gaye the tum beta? Itni der kaise ho gayi? Sorry. Yeh chot kaise [Music] lagi? Yeh jaroor is Kashish ki wajah se hua hai. Tumhari himmat kaise hui hamari Krish ko chot pahunchane ki? Kya hai yeh? What is this? Is photo par murjhaye hue phoolon ki mala kyun chadhi hui hai?
Rakesh, yes sir. Kitni baar kaha hai maine tumse is photo par kabhi bhi purane phoolon ki mala nahin honi chahiye. Abhi isi waqt nayi mala lekar aao aur lagao yahan par. Aap log, aap log koi zimmedari nahin le sakte. Aapko pata hai na mujhe yeh sab nahin pasand hai.
Sorry beta, aage se dhyan rakhungi. I promise aisi galti dobara nahin hogi. Sneha ko lekar jao aur usko first aid de do. [Music] Sneha ko hey [Music] [Music] Dost [Music] Didi, dost, didi. Main aapke liye soup laya [Music] hun. Kya hua? Koi bura sapna dekha?
Nahin Krish, woh aisa laga jaise maine yeh soup pehle kabhi kisi ke saath piya hua hai. Sabne kisi na kisi ke saath soup piya hota hai. Main to TV dekhte dekhte akela soup peeta hun, par aaj aapke saath piunga. Aa [Music] jao. Dost, didi. Mera ek project hai, aap usmein meri help karogi? Bilkul karungi, batao kya karna hai? Bas humein aankhen band karke jo pehle dikhta hai woh banana hai. Aur main aankhen band karta hun, mujhe andhera najar aata hai. Achcha theek hai Krish, main aapki puri help karungi. Ek kaam karo, aapke us project ke liye jo jo cheezein required hain woh aap lekar aa jao. Theek hai? Hum phir aapke project ko complete karte hain. Tab tak is soup ko thanda hone dete hain, phir saath mein piyenga. Theek hai, theek hai. To kahiye pandit ji, lekin bahan ji, mohalle mein to yeh sunne mein aaya ki Madhav bhaiya apni premika ko ghar par lekar aaye aur aap hi ke saath rehti hai woh. Yeh sab bakwas hai. Woh unki koi premika premika nahin hai. Bhaiya ki aadath hai abla ladkiyon ki madad karne ki, unmein se woh ek hai. Bilkul. Kya ho raha hai bhai? Woh Ganesh ji ki taiyariyan ho rahi hain. Abhi abhi wahi keh rahi thi pandit ji se ki is baar Ganesh ji ki murti sabse sundar honi chahiye. [Music] Nahin [Music] Okay, tumne bhai ko sach kyun nahin bataya ki hum unka risht dek rahe hain? Ek minute pandit ji, aage ki baatein hum baad mein karenge, theek hai? Ji, theek hai. Namaste. Kaam agar waqt par ho to hi asardar hota hai, lekin is waqt mere liye kaynat se badi dikkat Madhav ke badle ki aag hai, jismein woh khud to jal hi rahe hain aur hamari zindagiyon ko bhi jhulsake rakha hua hai. Right? Haan, isi liye main chahti hun ki Madhav ki jaldi se jaldi shaadi ho jaaye. Jab zimmedarian sir par aayengi tab khud [Music] bakhud hota hua nahin dekh sakti. Main plan to achcha hai Indu, par mujhe nahin lagta ki is duniya mein koi bhi aisi ladki hai jo bhai ko move on karne mein madad kar sake.
Krish, mujhe to sirf andhera najar aa raha hai. Dhyan do didi, kuch na kuch jaroor dikhega. [Music] Okay, aap kya bana rahe hain? Ghar hat, chalo phir se try karte [Music] hain. Aapne kya banaya? Chocolate [Music] Krish ke saath main bhi bachchi ban rahi hun. Kuch aisa socho Kashish jis se tujhe sukoon mile, jo ghar ki yaad dilaye, jahan apnon ka apnapan ho. [Music] Didi, dekho maine kya banaya [Music] hai. Very good. Aapne kya banaya? Yeh kiska chehra banaya? Maine dikhaao [Music] Didi! Are yeh to mere dargah wale dost bhaiya hain. Aap inhen jaante ho kya? Nahin. Tum tum jaante ho Krish? Inka naam kya hai? Naam to nahin jaanta, par inka number hai mere pass. Aur saare number hain, par yeh last wala number samajh nahin aa raha, seven hai ya two hai? Krish, dono try kar ke dekhte hain. Haan, pehle two try karein. [Music] [Music] Hello [Music] Hello, Sultanat? Kaun? Kya main inquiry ke liye Sultanat se baat kar sakta hun? Ji, abhi woh hospital mein hai. Humein koi investigation nahin karni hai. Thank you. Ji, kahiye? Kya aap kal Gazi Baba ki dargah par kisi bacche se mile the? [Music] Nahin, I'm sorry. Sorry to bother [Music] you. Kya hua? Kaun tha? Rang number seven try kar ke [Music] dekhte hain. Krish, aap niche jao beta, bua intezaar kar rahi hai. Lunch karo, jao. Chalo chalo [Music] Mera yeh sketch Krish ki us ajnabi dost se kaise mil sakta [Music] hai? Kya baat, kamal hi ho gaya! Super talent! Talent with beauty. Waise main bhi na bada hi friendly banda hun. Koi bhi tension mein ho na to bata de, turant solve kar dunga. [Music] [Music] Sultanat ki surgery successful rahi. [Music] I'm sorry. Yeh sab meri wajah se [Music] hua. Bewakoof tha main. Jab maine tumhen us ladki ke saath compare kiya. Tum mera pyar, tum meri zindagi. Maine sach mein tumhare saath nikah kiya tha. Tumhari tumhari shakal ke saath nikah nahin kiya tha maine. Aur is surgery ka anjaam jo bhi ho, lekin mujhe ek baat pata hai ki tum meri Sultanat ho. Main hamesha tumse mohabbat karta rahunga. Please mujhe maaf kar [Music] do. Inki pattiyan jaldi khul [Music] jaayengi. My God! Haan, masterpiece! Matlab jadoo ki koi chhadi badi chhipa ke rakhi hai kya? Haan, mujhe bhi, mujhe bhi painting sikhao na. Sikhao na. Pata hai mujhe bhi na bachpan se painting ka bada shauk tha, par aapke type ka ek excuse me, kamal ki koi painting teacher mili hi nahin. Kya kya hua? Kuch problem hai? Pani na? Nahin. Yes, bua, main aa gaya. Jaldi se khana lagau, bahut bhookh lag rahi hai. Krish beta, aap mujhse kyun bol rahe ho khane ke liye? Main to kabhi bhi kitchen mein nahin gayi. Fufa ji ne kaha hai, aapne mujhe khane ke liye bulaya hai. Aur fufa ji kahan hain? Papa ke room mein, das ke saath. Yeh banda to koi aur lag raha hai. Koi aur bhi tha kya? Koi nahin. Ki fark padta hai? Haan, Kashish vapas aa jaaye to vapas chali ja uske pass. Ek to nayi zindagi to shuru ho hi rahi hai na? Haan, aur haan, ek aur baat, ek aur baat. Kabhi tension mein ho na aur rone ka man kare to yeh kandha dumbbell maar ke bahut majboot kar rakha hai, mat tegna. Le lo. Waise bhi na log kahte hain ki main na bada nek banda hun, kisi ko musibat mein nahin dekh sakta. Haan, sachchi, main na Munna bhai jaisi jhappi bhi deta hun, ek mein sab theek ho jata hai. [Music] Nalayak, biwi ke hote hue bhi dusri ladki maarta hai, sharam nahin aati? Babbu, are pagal ho gayi hai kya? Tujhe pehli baar beech mein chhod diya tha kya? Tu toh kabhi naukarani, kabhi dekho ko nahin chhoda. Are, lag jaayegi, mera sir phoot jaayega. [Music] Bach gaye babbu! Aisi teer najar se mat dekhna, mera murder ho jaayega, aur phir mere babbu ko na fansi ho jaayegi. Babbu, babbu, babbu! Bapu teri sir ki kasam, maine kuch nahin kiya. Yeh na yeh mere chep ho rahi thi, main to bas iski painting ki taarif kar raha tha, aur maine maine us bande ke baare mein puchha to yeh to chipka hi gayi, emotional ho gayi, rone lagi. Bolti hai ki mujhe emotional support de do. Maine mana kiya to bolti hai main is aadmi ko jaanti nahin. Woh kahne lagi ki meri to yaadaasht chali gayi hai, mujhe mujhe yaad hi nahin hai. Kashish ke aane se sab bigadta ja raha hai, isko sabak sikhana hi padega. [Music]