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What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn On Podcast. Here for another episode. Got a [ __ ] another hottie in the bed. She's actually been on the podcast before. Um, I think, what is it, like six months ago? Mhm. Yeah, something like that. Recently. It was April. April. Yeah, six months ago. Um, but she's now here in Florida. She flew all the way out just to hang out with us. Hopefully. And, uh, Luke, give a nice, proper introduction. Jazz. Jizzes. Mhm. Jazz. We're just going to call you Jizz today. I like that. Jizzes. A lot of bleeping. That's why my mom's called me. That's what your mom calls you? No way. No way. Your [ __ ] mom calls. Oh, what's up, Jizz? How are you?
Um, so how you been? I've been good. Yeah, I moved out to LA, so I've just been working a lot and then traveling. Was your hair blonde last time? So it was blonde, but it wasn't bimbo blonde. It was like a dirty blonde. Okay. Yeah, bimbo blonde now. We're bimbo blonde. It's kind of hot. Bimbo blonde. Never heard like B blonde. But you just changed it from like, it was like pink, right? It used to be pink. Yeah, it was hot as pink too. I liked it. But I don't know, I felt like a little like too emo. Too emo. Yeah. Okay. It was pink on the on the pot. No, no, no. Just like, not too long ago. Yeah, I went pink for like two months. Gotcha. Gotcha.
So what have you been up to since, uh, last time I seen you? What are you doing? Um, um, I'm shooting a lot more mainstream. Nice. Yeah, it's been really fun working on my acting skills and my Brazzers face. Um, just getting cumed on a lot, I guess. Making the world a better place. Is, is Brazzers all you've shot for so far? Yeah. Nice. That's what's up. How many scenes have you done? Uh, I just did my sixth, I think. Wow. Okay. [ __ ] wow. Because when you first came on, you did your first one. Yeah. Wow. Okay. And how are you liking mainstream? I love it. Like, I don't know, I just like being on set and like feeling like a star and like getting to sit in the star chair and like getting glammed up and like the acting is so fun to do. And did they reach out to you, or you just like fill an application out, or like how that, how that? They have applications. I don't know. I'm just asking like as a, someone who's independent, you know, like how does it, do they hit you in the DM? Uh, no. So I've shot with Kieran Lee and Kieran Lee was like, if you ever want to shoot for Brazzers, like let me know, like we'd love to get something started with you. So I thought about it for a while, cuz I was like, I don't know how it's going to like, [ __ ] with my OnlyFans money. Um, and then I finally did it. And then after that, just like random producers from Brazzers like started hitting me up and stuff. And I just got back from Vegas. I did a shoot for Brazzers there a few days ago with Ricky Johnson. Nice. That's cool, man. That dude [ __ ] Kieran Lee. Mhm. That dude just been [ __ ] since I was like 10. I used to watch him on like HBO. Like on the HBO. Yeah, I think he was. Yeah, it's like his younger days when like I was in high school. There was like this HBO [ __ ]. It was all like dry humping cuz you can't, like, you show porn on HBO? Can you? I don't know. No idea. I didn't know he was an actor. Yeah, I think so. I think I'm, think I'm nailing that. Anyways, yeah, I, dude, good job for you. Good job for you. Have you, you worked with Johnny Sins or no? Mhm. That dude also. We have another scene coming up too, and I'm excited.
So when you're doing the the scenes with Brazzers, are they like letting you do any input on like what type of scene, like the the role? I mean, they just asked me if I'm down to do the scene and I say yes, and then they just like send me the script. But they're like, if there's anything you want to change or like anything you're not comfortable with, like they give us a lot of like flexibility. I guess that's cool. Um, yeah, that's exciting. That's exciting.
So, um, LA, how you liking living out there? I love it. But like, it's just a lot, especially like coming from Texas. Again, like I already lived in LA once, so like I'm hip to it. But like I live like Hollywood, Hollywood, and there's just like always like crazy [ __ ] going down. Like so like bad [ __ ]. Not even necessarily bad [ __ ]. I mean, there's like bad [ __ ] too, but just like you never like just walk outside of your house and like don't see something insane. Yeah. Well, you know me and Luke don't like LA. But why? It's just really, it's so, it's so crowded there. It's expensive. It's crowded everywhere. It's just, it takes you two hours to get 20 minutes. Yeah. I don't know. I just, I can't stand. I missed the In-N-Out Burger. But yeah, In-N-Out is my favorite. I live like two minutes away from an In-N-Out, so I'm there like twice a day. What's your favorite go-to there? I get the double-double with an extra toasted bun with the onions grilled. You like animal fries? No, they suck. The closest thing. Not even close to In-N-Out. We just have Canes here. Here. Raising Cane's is really good though. Is so good. But we have to drive like an hour to Miami if we want to go get that. That's okay. That's really out of pocket. Yeah, I have to drive an hour if I want to go to Canes too. Cuz the nearest Canes, actually, maybe they just built a new one. But as of like earlier this year, the nearest Canes was in like OC. So I would have to make the trip. We drove like an hour to Canes when last time we were in LA. If I'm ever in Miami, then I'll like go get it cuz I'm like, I'm here. Mhm. So it's like once a month. I still haven't into that one there. And that one closed at like 4:00 in the morning. So are we not in Miami right now? No. No. Where the [ __ ] are we? Fort Lauderdale. Oh, where are we? Looking around the room. Oh, Jesus.
So anything, uh, anything new sexual that you're doing that you weren't doing before? Doing any, any booty sex? Any crazy? Actually, my butthole is open for business now. Hey. Yeah. Wow. She did her first anal. Um, I haven't even like shot anal at all. I just did it like in my free time for funsies. Um, I did anal and then I did it again with the same guy. So I've done it twice. But on camera? No. Okay. But we have like, like amateur videos just like pulling out the camera. Y. Um, but they're not like good, so I'm not selling them. But yeah, I would say, I would say from an agent standpoint, point, you should, especially if you're just now getting into mainstream, I would like wait till you release that or like even if a company hits you up and they're like, yo, I want to do anal with us, unless it's like a really good offer, but I would sell, I would create your own and then just sell that [ __ ] on your own. Did you make more? Yeah, I'm really between that right now because I know mainstream like would pay a lot for like the first anal scene ever. But I don't know, my management might kill me if I give it to. I will say mainstream, instead, preco. Uh, there were some anal companies that were paying outrageous. And I'm talking like, I remember there was one company, they're still around today, but they're not paying what they were paying. They were paying like 50 grand for for one anal. I mean, it was like 10 for like a really famous butthole. No, just a girl's first. Really. Like, I mean, she had. Could you just lie and say that it was your first? I mean, your, it's your first on camera. Oh, I see. You, I see. But like, I wouldn't say the girl that got even off her the 50 was like big or nothing. It, I mean, she had a following and whatnot. But this company would just pay outrageous. I can't say that they pay [ __ ] like that anymore. I haven't seen that in like two or three years. Mhm. But, um, I would just say if it's your first, you should film it yourself and sell it and make way more than a company would probably offer. More than what a company would offer. You think maybe I'll just auction it off? Cuz a company maybe could be like, yo Jazz, we'll give you 10 grand. But you know for a fact that if you put it on your off, yeah, you'd make way more than 10 grand. I'm gonna make everybody just have a bidding war over my butthole and then figure out the most I can get. Could do that. One. Mhm. I mean, that's like, uh, I believe, uh, a girl that we had on the pod, she, I think she made, she did an anal video, put it on her off, and she said, once I make $100,000 off it, then I'll do mainstream. Then I'll do a mainstream anal film. Oh, I mean, that's a good tactic. And I think that was Maddie Collins, honestly. I think that was. And I was like, I, I thought that was [ __ ] awesome, you know? But yeah, I mean, if you have the following, should definitely do it for sure. You do it? Yeah, cuz a company's won't come close to like what you'll make doing it yourself. Mhm. And as soon as like you do do one, then like do, as soon as you do it once, and that's it, the price goes down. Yeah, because it's not the same price every single time you do it. Like you get paid like five grand your first one, and then after that, it kind of like goes down to like 17. Mhm. So. But that's cool. That's exciting. Mhm. That hurt? Uh, no. He had a really small wiener. What's what's small to you? So, okay, it wasn't a small wiener, but we did it. And then he doesn't talk to me anymore because of this. But we did it. And then the second time. And then, uh, in the morning, we're like getting dressed, whatever. We were like at a hotel. And I was like, you know, like, I really like that. I started having like anal with you. And he was like, why, me specifically? And I was like, you have a nice like starter penis. Oh, damn. Like, it's like a good like first anal penis, you know? And then he was like, are you saying my penis is small? I was like, I'm not saying it's big. Like, wow. I don't know. I'd be, I don't know. I feel like if, if it was someone that I really wanted to do it with, or if you hit me up and you were like, yo, Ryan, [ __ ] help me practice. Mhm. I'd be like, lit. And then if you hit me up and you're like, yeah, you got like a small. I'd be like, I don't give a [ __ ]. I, you know, took first. That's cool. Well, he was a lot smaller than you. Have you seen? No. But I have X-ray vision and I'm imagining it. I got called. I was. Are you imagining it like big? I'm imagining it like it's like right here. You're lying. Whip it out. No, I think I'm like, I don't know. I think I'm like five. Honestly. Yeah. I imagine you like seven. You know what this girl last night told me? I'm like a 7.2. Girl's [ __ ] and I was like, yo, shart. That's like, it's being generous. I was like, Luke's a nine. I didn't. No [ __ ] way. On the seven. Luke's nine. Yeah. You don't remember my penis? No, of course I remember your penis. That was a good save. That was a good sa. I'm just bad at measuring. H. Yeah, I don't think anyone could really, like, that'd be a scale if you could look at a dick and be like, that's like a eight and a half, that's a seven. I have like an idea in my head, but I feel like I can like generally kind of look at a guy and tell like if he has a huge dick or not. Because I learned this from the gays. Um, their hands and like their anatomy and like their noses, um, will tell you like if they have a big dick or not. What? Like if you have a big nose and like big hands and like if it has like bumps and stuff like that, like you're like more likely to have a big dick. What? Mhm. I've never. I have to ask my gay about that. I got, I got told the other day that I have nice hands. And then I saw a meme and it was like, you have nice hands. And then it was like the girl with like picturing and like it was just like her like up against the wall like this. And I was like, okay, that's kind of a hot compliment.
So when you're, when a dude's walking past you, are you like looking at their bulge? Yeah. Well, if hot. What if he doesn't have a bulge, then? And he's so hot, then what? Then I would still love him the way he is. Gotcha. I don't wear a lot of pants with bulge. I mean, you don't, you don't, you and I both don't wear [ __ ] underwear. When we. That's true. So I have underwear on today. Yeah. I, I wasn't sure if I was picking her up and doing the Tesla scene or just going straight to it, but I had to put pants on, so I didn't want any like fuzzies on my dick. That's why I wore, I wore underwear. I was being thoughtful. So generous. Yeah. Crazy, crazy.
Are you doing any, like features? I don't know. I, when I look at you on and your social media and just who you are as a person, I just feel like you, you get like requested to show up places and just be like a feature. So I used to be a stripper and and I didn't even know like features were a thing, like especially in Miami until like a little bit ago. Mhm. Um, but I'm actually setting some up right now, so I'm really excited. So you're going to do feature dancing? Mhm. Nice. That's cool. I'm so hyped. I have a stripper plot home. So I started practicing again. Yeah. I feel like also some people could be like, anyone could be a DJ, you know, you just like feature DJ at a club and just like press a button. Yeah. But that's cool. You'll have to let us know when you, uh, dance down here. Here. We love strip clubs. Yeah. I throw dollars. He doesn't. But like, I throw more money than [ __ ]. Are you talking about? You throw? No, we're not even going to get into that. No. What are you talking about? You don't throw money at all. I've never seen you take a lot of cash and throw it on stage. No, because I normally find the one that I want and chill. He does this. Jazz. He, he'll, he'll put a baddy on his [ __ ] lap and he'll tip her a dollar like every 30 seconds. That's so funny. I've given LA dance people. It's not one. It's not that fast. Two, it's like the girl's just going to pick it up anyway, so like might as well just like leave it in the stack. That is. Yeah, you do it. I don't know. A strip club, you just [ __ ] throw it. You like, you're like, oh, instead of you, cuz I don't want, I don't want them all to think like I'm, I want them to come over or I have it. I go in there, I find the one that I like, very casual about it, and then that's it. Mhm. You know, girlfriend experience? No. He picks. He just, he just picks a baddy and then we'll just tip her like a dollar every 30 seconds. While me on the other hand, if I see. Funny tactic. If I see a chick, I just [ __ ] throw it cuz I just, you know, I just enjoy it. It's a strip club. Mhm. Throw money. You should get a money gun. Yeah, I feel like those don't really work that well unless I bought like a cheap one. Will they let you in with that? Mhm. They want you to bring that [ __ ] in. Yeah, we should get a Turn On money gun. That's a great idea. Yeah, just some, some clubs have it and you can like rent them and just, they like hold your ID and then you just shoot it around the club. But it's a great idea. Get a couple black ones, just sticker it up. Turn On money guns. Yeah. Good job. Good job. Great job. I'm gonna go [ __ ] great one now. That's awesome.
Um, how long are you down here for? Uh, I leave on Sunday or Monday. Nice. And you guys have done a Tesla video? No, doing one tomorrow. Mhm. First time. Wow. That's in his, in his new whip. The new whip. Spaceship. Yeah, that's exciting. You nervous? Yeah. Yeah, she said she was nervous. I'm, I'm already so scared of cars and driving, so this is like crazy. What, uh, I don't even know like, I can't even imagine facing backwards to doing that. Yeah. And you can't even wear a seatbelt. That's not safe. As you're gonna do it, you're like, that's not safe, but I'm still going to do it. You think you'd get in trouble having sex? I mean, I'm sure you would get in trouble, but like, how much trouble do you think you get into? You know those cars that like have no drivers now? Yeah, like a VEO. Mhm. [ __ ] in the back of that thing. I don't know. No one's tried it. I'm sure people have tried it. I'm sure people tried. Yeah, you probably get your like membership get on that revoked. They don't have them. You get banned. You can't book another one. Oh, yeah, we, uh, caught you [ __ ] back seat. Cuz there's cameras. One, you got to find someone that's like, okay with it, cuz there's cameras all in the car. Yeah. Would that be considered public? I don't know. It's in a car. Just get them to sell you the footage afterwards. Yeah, it wouldn't do that. That's not bad. I don't know. That sounds cool though, honestly. I want to like make like a recreate one where like someone drives my Tesla and then like we're like getting in an Uber or something like that. I feel like that'll be a cool video. I don't get it. Like me and someone else go in the back seat and we're like, oh, Uber for whoever. Uber for Jazz. We're like, yeah, then we get in the back seat and then you're just super horny. So we're [ __ ] but like I'm also like, oh, I've done a scene in the back of an Uber. So. Okay, so you get it. You're not the first. So you get it. Oh, I, I know I for sure wouldn't be the first of it. But I mean, I think you're the only person that does what you do. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think anyone. I feel like maybe people have come across like, oh, I have a Tesla, I'm going to do it. But then they don't. Or maybe they have. It's just, I'm waiting for the day someone copies it. I wouldn't be mad. Should get sponsored by Tesla. He won't. He won't. Have you reached out to him? No, but he's tweeted me. I, I tweeted him the other day actually, cuz I had a good idea to save global warming. But he didn't tweet me back. No, he's not going to tweet back a porn star. Yo, like a, a lowly porn star. But he tweeted you. Subtweeted me. He didn't at me. Oh, yeah, that's even cooler, to be honest. But the subtweet is cool. The subtweet's cool. And then PornHub like commented on it. It was like, oop. Was it about your Tesla videos? Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice. It was like, I guess there's another way to use autopilot. Imagine. Oh, I think I saw that. And then he was also like, it was bound to happen sometime or something like that. That's funny. Super. It's cool if someone does it. I wouldn't, I wouldn't care. I know that I was like the first one to do it. Isn't it cool that like, knowing that Elon Musk jacks off to your porn? He probably jacked off to it before. If he saw it, he probably did it. Yeah. When we do one, are you going to tweet and add him? Yeah, I am. All right. I'm very excited for ours. It might be my new favorite. I'm so excited. I'm scared. What is it about this one that you're most excited about? Oh, she's super hot. Thanks. Yeah, a super hot. She's going to look fantastic, especially with the white and all that. Yeah. And then like the white interior and then her tits are just going to be bouncing all everywhere and in my face. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. She's tatted. It's going to look great. It's going to look great.
Um, so AVN is coming up. Are you doing anything cool? You getting like a booth for yourself? Um, when is it? Uh, the end of January. Oh, I have a lot of time to figure that out. Yeah, I don't have anything planned now. But, um, I mean, I will probably only go if I'm nominated. And if I'm nominated, I'll probably just like hop in a booth with someone else or something. I'm not planning my own anything like that. But I want to plan some like, like fan meetups. Will you sign at the Turn On booth? Yeah, sure. Yeah, we're going to do like a whole, like I said, planning it like started like two weeks ago. So it's just like those that are getting booths, we're going to get one super cool. And we want to bring back some people that, you know, have really enjoyed coming on, especially those that come back twice. I think that's, you know, really cool. So you're inviting me? Yeah. Nice. I'll think about it. I'll think about it. That's cool. That's cool.
Um, H, what [ __ ] I don't know. I don't know. I've already had you on. I know how freaky you are. Um, what did your fans, you guys did the the video, so at the house in LA, you nutted three? Yeah. But you nutted off the balcony, right? M. Bled on your face. What did your fans think of that? They loved it. Yeah. Yeah, it's [ __ ] hot. I love that video, honestly. It's one of my favorites. I like the mall. Pure [ __ ] talent to nut off a balcony. Mhm. And get it in someone's mouth. They sell it good. I know the amount of people that thought that was like, [ __ ] safe. And I was like, dude, no. Luke is the man. I got canceled for the Bible scene. Yeah, you guys. Oh, with the gun. Yeah. [ __ ] yeah. We had to re-edit the gun. We uploaded. I, where he uploaded that [ __ ] and OnlyFans like [ __ ] head honcho dude texts me and he's like, bro, you got a gun in the video. And I'm like, I'm like, what are you talking? There's no [ __ ] gun. And he's like, who edits your [ __ ]? I texted him, I was like, dog, you b a gun. He's like, all it's fake. I thought it was cool. She was like, put in my mouth, put in my mouth while you [ __ ] me. I thought it was so hot. I loved it. But then the thing about that was like, it tasted weird. Well, that too. But, um, it was Easter a few days after that got released, I think. Um, or like I advertised it like the day before Easter, something around Easter. And then I tweeted like, uh, a picture of me like at Sunday service. Cuz I teach Sunday school. What? Yeah. Wow. And people were pissed. They were pissed about that. They were trying to like dox me and like find out what church I work at and like tell the pastor like and send them the video and stuff. Like it was crazy. Nobody at your church knows what you do? No. That's [ __ ] crazy. Maybe some of the boys, but that's it. W. That was a good one. She picked up the Bible. I would never guess that. What? How long have you done that? I grew up in church. Okay. So I mean, I started teaching Sunday school with my mom when I was a teenager. And then just through college, I took it over. And then when I moved like around to like Texas and LA and stuff like I just found a church that I liked cuz I love working with kids. I think they're so cute. Um, and yeah, I'm a little Sunday school teacher. Wow. Blew my [ __ ] mind. I would never, uh, would never guess it. Never [ __ ] guess that ever. [ __ ]. But I give, I, I respect that with the whole. I worked at this trampoline park when I was younger and I worked with kids with Asperger's. Mhm. And I learned very quickly how smart they are. And so I respect that. Yeah, I just love kids. They're so funny. Yeah. You want kids? Mhm. How many? Uh, three. I already know how many kids I'm going to have. A psychic told me. Um, not real. That's not real. Okay, let's not like open that can of worms. I would love to. I would love to, honestly. She will go off. I would love to. So let's. Okay. Okay. First of all, first of all, um, I'm having three kids, two boys, a girl, which she told me. And like that's funny cuz that's what I've always wanted. Um, but my psychic is legit. Would have loved to know why and how you think that psychic. Okay, I'll tell you. So like three weeks ago, she like came over for like a regular house call, whatever. She comes to you. Yeah. So I have like demons that live in my house. So I have the psychic come over all the time and like cleanse it and like do the woo woo [ __ ]. So I was like, kind of bored in my love life cuz like I haven't been dating or anything. So I was like, am I like going to get like something soon? Like I'm just kind of bored. And she was like, yeah, you have a soulmate coming to you really soon. And I was like, oh, like tell me about him. And she was like, actually, I'm just going to air it out. She was like, his name is Keith or Kevin. Okay. So I'm like, like, okay. And she was like describing all these like details, like down to the detail. And I was like, okay, like I'll watch out for him. The next day, that exact person, his name is Kevin. He matched what she said exactly. He DM'd me on Instagram and we started going out and we started dating. She probably messaged her friend Kevin and said, hey, got this smoking hot. Got this smoking hot client. Shoot her a DM. She's going to say yes to you because I put it in her head. No. Yeah. Oh my God. So, dulu dulu, are you still dating Kevin? Uh, I ghosted him two days ago. Oh my God. You guys. Weird guy. Okay, so you know the whole like thing with the ick? That when girls get the ick. He gave me the ick so bad. I could never come back from it. And like, I really liked him and he was my soulmate. And so, but he, he just iked me out to horrific. How do, how'd he, how'd he ick you out? Yeah, Kevin. What did you do? So we were, I was in Vegas. We were texting. And wow, that deep. Okay. And, um, so a few weeks prior, I took some Instagram photos, whatever. He was like, oh, send me the photos you took, blah, blah, blah. I sent him the photos. Completely ignored it. Didn't compliment, didn't like the photos. Changed the subject so fast forward Vegas, few days ago. He was, I was at a shoot and he was like, oh, send me some like behind the scenes, like, haha. And so I ignored him. And I didn't, cuz he didn't like my last ones obviously. And then he was like, oh, like where's my photos at? And I was like, I'm not sending you photos, blah, blah, blah. And I sent him the screenshot of our conversation. And he was like, those were just like silly ones, like they were like not for me. I was like, they weren't silly ones. I posted them on my main Instagram. And then he sent a meme of himself, what, waiting for his photos. It's like a picture of him on stage cuz he's a stand-up comedian. And it's like a picture like this where he was waiting. And he's like, oh, me waiting for my photos. And then he was like, don't be mean, be a good girl. Oh, is that a ick for you? Uh, when used incorrectly. Yes. And then he texted me an eye roll emoji like two hours later. And then a few hours after that, he texted me and then unsent the message. And then it just got hours from there. Is he, is he actually funny though? Like, did you think he was funny? Um, he's funny in his stand-up. But in like day-to-day, I'm way funnier than him. And like, I get that that must be hard like for him to cope with. So like, he's going through it. But yeah, he just sucks. Wow. Hi, Kevin. Hi, Kevin. So if he messages you, you're not going to respond? No. Also, you're done with Kevin? He unfollowed me on Instagram. So Kevin's out. Kevin's out. Kevin's out. Okay. The look for Keith cuz that was the other name. Or another Kevin. Psychic said no [ __ ] Kevin's. Okay. Keith. Keith. Keith.
How long, how long have you been a firm believer that psychics are real? My whole life. Really? Mhm. Dang. See, I went till like two and I was, this is [ __ ]. [ __ ] go to mine, it'll change your mind. Cool. Fly your fly, you're psychic out here and I'll experience it. Okay. I've heard of like girls having like ones that they really believe in, but I think I might have just went to like a scam artist. I mean, I've been to scam artists and I've been to like real psychics. And like this girl, she's like an old white lady. And like she didn't know me from Adam. I didn't give her any information on me. And she was like, telling me things that like nobody knew. So I've also gone to like a tarot reader person. Mhm. Tarot reader. That's what I went to. Yeah. That [ __ ] too. Okay. She like, she like flips a card. Okay. She flips a card and she's like, yeah, so, uh, your dad, he looks like he's kind of sad. You should reach out to him. You know? I was like, my dad's my best friend. He works for me. I call him every day. Until we have a very lovely friendship. Oh, yeah. Well, and and then, and then your mom, like your mom is. I was like, my mom [ __ ] rides horses all day long. She is happy as [ __ ]. Mhm. Like, what do I? I don't know. I just, feel like all that shit's just a joke. Damn. I wish I would have. I almost brought my tarot cards. I would have given you a reading because I'm not [ __ ] on it. Yeah, but I feel like, I feel like all that stuff is just like, those type of people just, they know what to say. And it's just like, there's no wrong [ __ ] thing that they say. Like every little [ __ ] [ __ ] that they do say is like something that you're like, oh, you know what, yeah, I could totally do that. Well, I've been to psychics that are scams that have been totally off base. I went to this when I was dealing with like my demon issue and whatever. I went to this, uh, psychic on Melrose Avenue. And she was like, totally like full of [ __ ] and whatever. And she ended up asking me for like $800 for this crystal. But I got the crystal because it was really pretty. And so she was like, come back in a few days, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I came back and a few days for like my free like checkup and whatever. And she's like, free free checkup with $800 purchase. Well, that's. But that's what I was about to say is like, some of those [ __ ] people are like, oh, you pay like $200, you'll get this result. You pay a thousand, you'll get that. So like, what, how much are you paying for your psychic? Hers isn't really like that. It's just I pay her per visit. Okay. But it's no like outrageous number. No. I more out just pay her 250 to come to my house for like an hour to lie to you. No. So instead of a therapist, you have a. No, I have a therapist too. And a hypnotherapist. And a spiritual counselor. Are you bugged that people Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's a hypnotherapist? Where? Okay, so they put you under hypnosis. And you can do anything you want. Like some people use it to like quit like addictions. Some people use it to go into past lives. Some people use it to like dig up repressed memories, like stuff like that, you know? And then what's a spiritual counselor? Spiritual counselor is just like someone you go to that has a lot of like spiritual knowledge and stuff. And it's just like if you need like help or advice in like your spirituality. It's like a pastor, therapist kind of, but like not religious. I think the only, I've never met one before. But the only one that I would love to meet is a medium. Mhm. I think that. So you don't believe in psychics, but you believe in mediums? I think that's 100%. They're the same thing. When you can just talk about someone that you once knew that died, that's [ __ ] crazy. Well, that's what my psychic does for me. But a psychic being like, oh yeah, you're going to [ __ ] meet your soulmate named Kevin. That's so easy to just, hey, dude, make [ __ ] messages, girl. That's how I look at it. That wouldn't happen though. In no universe would Kevin and my psychic ever know each other. I don't know. Mhm. I think mediums are. We did a though and we were talking to the dead and everything. Now, if Keith messages you, we know it's [ __ ]. It depends on if Keith is cute. If Keith is sexy, he can message me. Did you and Kevin, were you guys intimate at all? Mhm. Right out the gate. Just shut up. I'm not a slit. Well, you guys lasted for two days, you said. No, we lasted way longer than that. We talked for like two months. Oh, your story sounded very much shorter than that. Oh, I was trying to condense it. Gotcha. So how long does it take to get a kiss or anything from you? Um, honestly, on the first like date, if it's like a date date, like I'm kind of shy, so like maybe not even a first kiss on the first date. But then I mean, it just depends on like the person. I mean, you're obviously, you were taking it slow because it was your soulmate. Well, I mean, I gave it up on the second date. Slutty behavior. Is that slutty behavior? I don't know. Um, I don't know. It's really hard like cuz industry has like [ __ ] with my head about like what's real in like normal life. And like I just really have no concept of like sex outside of like the people in this industry. Okay. What's like the longest time you've ever made a dude wait? Six months. That I like to. Holy sh. Months. Sh. Yeah, it's not bad. I made a trick wait three months one time. You made her wait? Mhm. Why? Was she ugly? No, I just wanted to try to play like I wanted more of like an emotional connection than just like she was, she worked in porn and it's like, well, you know, you, you [ __ ] all the time. I just want to know that you actually like me. And she was busy traveling all the time, you know. Mhm. And then we finally were to link up and we did it. And I was like, this is, this was way hotter cuz we waited. That's what I'm going for now. Mhm. You know, [ __ ] someone right out the gate, cool. Like that's all we're going to do every time we hang out. Yeah, necessarily some people. But I want like a, I want to like emotionally like you. Not just like you cuz you suck great dick, you know? Mhm. That's a good point. I might try that for my next one. I don't know. I don't know. It's the way I look at it. So it's like, if I like Ashley, right? And come the end of the month, if she's still texting me the same way she was texting me in the beginning of the month, all right, cool. She actually likes me. But like, how do you, like, do you let her know these times? Because like, I feel like if I was a girl and like it just wasn't happening with a guy, I'd be like, oh, he's not into me. And I would get. I mean, if a girl asks, like, if a girl, if I'm cuddling up with a chick and she's like, hey, want to [ __ ]? I just be like, to be honest, like, not yet. Not ready. Not yet. Why? Well, I just want to get to know you. Mhm. Like, any girl can give you sex, right? But, but what are you doing to benefit my life? What value do you bring to my life? And let me show you what value I can bring to your life. I've, I've [ __ ] up so many times in my past relationships because it's just like, sex, sex, sex. That's it. There was never any like, really feelings. Mhm. So now that I'm 33, I kind of want to maybe try it differently. And I think it's working, you know, I'm not getting hurt as much. Damn. I really got to you. Y. 100%. This, this meeting, meeting this [ __ ] guy, his, his whole it too. No, but just right now, I am. Yeah, besides work. Yeah. I've given, I've given Luke this compliment thousands of times, but he, he loves love. And he's, when he's in a relationship, watching him treat that girl or whoever he's dating like that's how I want to be. Oh, you're a lover boy. My P relationships with one. Yeah. My past, it was like, cheat, cheat, cheat. I don't give a [ __ ]. Mhm. And then I'm like, that got me nowhere. I could have had a family, could have like had kids or something by now. Being nice got me nowhere. Are you a reformed [ __ ] boy? Would you say? Oh, 100%. 100%. Yeah. Wow. But I had to golf clops for him. But I had to see a mirror of myself to wake the [ __ ] up and be like, damn, that's, that's how I acted. I don't want to act like that anymore. Mhm. So I think I'm much better now. And I want to just be like, good, good boy. Yeah. So thanks to this guy. MH. Impacting lives out here. Yeah. My life just had to get ruined to fix his. But 100%. 100%. That's crazy. Oh, God. Ask me something or ask Luke something. Okay. H. Okay. You're straight, right? Y. Okay. So who is your male celebrity crush? You're straight, right? Who's your male, male celebrity crush? Yeah, cuz I feel like all guys have the same male celebrity crush. Who's like your favorite [ __ ] celebrity? Cillian Murphy. What? Who's that? Who? The guy that plays Peaky Blinders. Oh, okay. It's not Ryan Reynolds? No. Cillian Murphy. Oh, you're quirky. How's I quirky? Because every straight guy says Ryan Reynolds. No, I'm not a fan of like the Marvel. Are you asking him like, who? Yeah. What are you, what are you asking? Who are you like, who are you gay for? Oh, no one. No one. But my favorite celebrity, like my favorite actor. Are you asking him what male, what actor he finds attractive? Yeah. Ask. I could, I mean, sex, I'm super straight, but I could look at a guy and be like, yeah, he's a good-looking dude or attractive. So who is it? It's still Cillian Murphy. You've seen him with his shirt off? Yeah, in Peaky Blinders. Yeah. Have you ever seen that show? No. Um, it's a spitting image of this guy. Have you seen Oppenheimer? Yeah, the main character of Oppenheimer. Really? Yeah. I mean, granted, Oppenheimer is [ __ ] botoxed out and looks older and like hair and all that, but yeah, their whole, their whole demeanor, their like, everything that hit this dude is, is how this guy is on show. Maybe Luke [ __ ] got it from him. I don't know. But he got me on the show. And every time I turn it on, I'm like, [ __ ] Luke, why would Luke make that decision? Yeah, he's by far my favorite. My female celebrity crush is Madison Beer. She's hot. Yeah, she's so hot. I love her. Yeah, she's hot. And she likes, I found out she plays poker. Yeah. Is that hot to you? I've played professional poker for like seven years. If a girl plays poker, do you find that like? No, normally I don't really. Why? Cuz she plays it like recreational. I don't like women poker pros. Why? I just don't. You guys play poker together? Nah. Win big hands? Nah, I wouldn't play at the same table as my partner cuz you take her money. Just there's like stuff that goes in circles that it like, it wouldn't really be of value. But you would know all her tells, right? Yeah, but I also wouldn't get involved. Like I would corrupt how I play because she's there. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're playing the game. Uh, no. Wait, wait, wait. Who's your, who's your female celebrity crush? I'm going to say. Who is it? That's so hard. I would have to say like. You about to deep throat the truly can. What's going on? Oh, I really like, um, Jennifer Lawrence. Okay. W. I never guessed that. I would have never guessed that. No. Yeah. Yeah. I would have guessed like one of those sad TikTok girls or something. Or well, I don't like TikTok girls. Um, or Aubrey Plaza. That's from Parks and Rec, right? Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Love her. Yeah. Aubrey. What Plaza? My male celebrity crush is M. K. Oh, that's a good one. I love him. That's a good one. H. That's cool. Nice. And you're going to be an angel for Halloween? M. Come Friday. Yo, yo, let me, let me run this to you. Wolf of Wall Street, seen it, right? Mhm. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill. Wouldn't that be a kick-ass costume? I don't have the white teeth. You don't look like Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm not saying I look like him. I'm just saying he could be Jonah Hill. With that, you dress up, you dress up like just how they wore stuff. I support it. If I get to be Margot Robbie. Damn. We could have won as like a truffle. [Laughter] She's [ __ ] hot. She's so hot. Margot Robbie's so hot. Love her. Yeah, that's cool. That's a good one. I'd probably say, if you guys didn't ask me, but I'd probably say, uh, oh, favorite. I mean, I'll say two things. My favorite actor in all of Hollywood is Will Ferrell. M. He's so funny. I love him. Um, dude, that's attractive. [ __ ] I don't know. I don't know. But I would say female, probably Margaret. Margaret. She's. Margo. Margo. Margo. Margo Robbie. Yeah. Margo Robbie. Yeah. Her and Wolf of Wall Street. Turn. Actually, you know who actually turned me gay was. What was? Oh, was the Megan Fox, uh, scene in Transformers. Oh, I mean, yeah, you go all the way back then. Megan Fox. She was hot back then. Yeah, she's still hot, but not as hot as back then. I was watching it with my parents and then the car lifted up and I was like, uh oh. I was.
Like, oh no, I hope they don't see my little lady boner. And then I was like, so scared, cuz like, my parents are Christian and whatever. I was like, I'm gay now. But yeah, she's bad. That's a good one. Is that, is that, is that how that works with girls? Like, you guys see someone attractive, you instantly get wet? Not like wet, you just like, get a funny feeling down there. Tingle? Yeah, really? Wow, wow. Mary [ __ ] Hill, ever played? Mhm. Love this. Do this industry, industry. Okay, yeah. But does she know that many industry [ __ ]? Probably. Maybe. Jazz, dude, I'm really bad with names. Also, so all right. Kieran Lee, pick one. Ricky Johnson, Manuel Ferrera. No, that's so hard. Yeah, because I know those are three. Shot with, yeah. Okay, Kieran Le, Manuel, and Ricky Johnson. M. Um, better be careful. Mary, Manuel. Wow, I thought you were killing Manuel. No, I love Manuel. Love him. Um, he's the first guy who ever made me squirt, by the way. So I think that's why I have to marry him. Uh, [ __ ] I don't want to kill anybody. Actually, you just said, love this game. Camera though. Um, I would [ __ ] Kieren Lee and kill Ricky. Sorry, Ricky. Damn, I just don't know him as well. Kill off people you don't know. That's, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I just like playing that game. I think industry, we used to do it celebrities, but I think industry is more fun. Mhm. Because you kind of get a crazier reaction. People are always like, all right, I will marry this person. [ __ ] this person. I'm really, really, really sorry. Don't take it personal, but you're, I'm going to kill you. It's funny, funny, funny. Cool. [ __ ] Mary, kill you. Oh, me? Okay, cool. Yeah, awesome. All right. Um, let's see. [ __ ] Mary, kill Nikki Benz, Kazumi, oh, and Valerica. Oh, oh, you can't. So you can't throw Val in there. It's a soft spot. He's going to marry Val. Any, any time, really? Are you in love with her? I think she's just stunning. Yeah, my boy is dating her, but like, I just think, I just, I love her whole [ __ ] everything. But we're good friends with her. So I'll marry, I'll marry Val. I will throw someone else in there. You're always gonna marry SC. Yeah, you're always gonna marry Val. Um, Angelina White. Okay, that's a good one. Yep. Um, I'd marry Kazumi. Uh, [ __ ] Angela and kill Nikki. Wow. Why? Wow, why? Wow, doesn't surprise me. You don't like white girls. Yeah, then she threw two white girls at you. You don't like white girls? I didn't even think about it like that, but of course you did. Of course, married the only exotic one. Yeah, no, I just, uh, I find just girls of other race just way sexier. That's fair. Yeah, everyone's got a type. Everyone's got a type. Do you know three more? Yeah, okay. I'll do you. Yeah. All right. [ __ ] M. Jazz, like you. Yeah. [ __ ] Jazz. Um, Haley Rose and Sky Bri. Nice. Marry You. [ __ ] Sky. Kill Haley. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah. Nice, nice. Very cool. Very cool. Well, I'm excited for you guys to uh, do your podcast or not. [ __ ] Jesus. Distracted. I'm excited for you guys to do your Tesla soon. You distracted it from her tits. Yeah, they just bust out and I'm just so disra [ __ ]. Yeah, looks great. I honestly was looking at them when I said that. No, I'm excited for you to do your Tesla scene. Mhm. Um, it'll go great. Looks professional. It'll be fun. You got to go through training. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We actually had a girl on that never gave roadhead before and it was hilarious. How she like, have you ever given roadhead? Yeah, but do I actually have to go through training? Yeah. Yeah. What, what does that consist of? I only training. I'm a pro. That consist of you being able to crawl on top of me without hitting the steering wheel. I can see. Look, I'm compact. I know. That's why I'm super excited for it. No, not roadhead. What? When you have to get on top of me, the steering wheel is right there. You have to crawl over and get on top of me without bumping your big ass into the steering wheel. Easy. Look, ready. The steering wheel's right here. Steering wheel is like right there. Yep. Oh my God. See, it's do so good. That's amazing. That's amazing. Yeah. Well, Jazz, thank you so much for coming on. I appreciate you flying all the way to Florida just for this. Means a lot. And uh, definitely excited to have you come to the ABN and do some signing if you want to do it. Mhm. Yeah, thanks for having me on. You, you want us to pair you with Valer? Yeah, sure. Okay. I really wanted to do a scene with her when I still had the pink hair. Yeah. Um, but we didn't make it in time. Well, we can make it happen. She's a hard one to get a hold of. Is she? Yeah, she's very busy. Very busy girl. Yeah, she messaged me. Mik. Well, she always messaging back. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, I'll get a pink wig or something cuz I wanted to do the pink and purple. I'm shooting her on the. She's coming back on here. I'm shooting her the 10th. Nice. Yeah, it's going to be a banger. Why is that? Why is it going to be a banger? Luke's 100th episode. 100th episode. Pretty. Yeah. Been cranking these [ __ ] out. What did you guys start? I started December 21st of 2021 was my first upload. Oh [ __ ]. Yeah, but it was, it was harder back then because I was in Arizona and like, not a lot of people came through. So like, out here we're doing like four to five podcasts a week. Out there, it was like, you'd be lucky. Yeah, you know. Tight, tight. Well, she seems like she's horny and ready to rock your [ __ ]. So thank you guys so much for tuning in. If you're not subscribed, please do so. We upload twice a week, Wednesday and Saturday, 8:00 AM Eastern Standard Time. I also just launched a new channel. It's everything is going to be all my vlog, my daily life, the parties, the strip clubs. Um, so make sure you hit that subscribe button and go sub to Jazz's. I'm sure that shit's popping, popping. She's got some, uh, probably outrageous [ __ ] sexy [ __ ] on there. I do. I subscribed for one month and then I unsubscribed. Really? Why did you unsubscribe? I don't know. I don't know. I got, I cranked it. I cranked it enough. We'll say that. Okay. Yeah, as long as you got your money's worth. Dick went raw real quick. Um, but no, thank you guys so much and I'll see y'all next week. Cool. No, for real. I was subscribed. A, yep.