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I just don't want you, like, you know, liking and Harding all my Instagram posts yet. We're not at that level yet.
I'll tell you what, I'll grab your number. I see that, but like, is it, is it like a game or something? Or like full sports? Oh, it it looked like it was like a like a spin the wheel kind of thing. I thought you were getting ready to set up shop for like some kind of, you know, carnival game, to be honest.
There's really no carnival game. No, just yeah. It does it pull in the middle of the park? Probably a good workout though, huh? Yeah, yeah, that's why I do it. Get some, you know, UV rays as you do it. So is it like a full body too? Yeah, full party situation. You got the good water too? Well, it's just what holy [ __ ] so you know, Aquafina kind of girl. Hey, you're like, I'm getting the the pH perfect hydration. Yeah, those two are like bottom of the barrel when it comes to waters.
Are you like, are you part Ukrainian? What's your what's your background, really? I hate to be one of those guys. 100%. Yeah, I think it's the eyes. Yeah, I'm a mix of like Irish. Oh, okay. I like your your tattoos, by the way. Yeah. Are you big into like aliens and Area 51? Yeah, so you must be having a heyday now with all the alien talking. I love it. Have you have you gone like deep down the rabbit hole? We exist. The world is so small. Exactly, exactly. Right. Have you ever have you ever had an experience like a UFO experience? No. You weren't you weren't on one of those documentaries where it's like, I was abducted by aliens? No, no. Have you seen have you seen that footage like the Sheridan Hotel, the Men in Black coming in? It's like Niagara Falls. Check it out. Yeah, like there's there was apparently like a UFO appearance in Niagara Falls and then they caught this, you know, these men in black on camera walking in and they look so sketchy. I love that. Well, yeah, just that kind of stuff too.
So what is your background? What are you actually like, ethnicity? Yeah, Italian, Irish. You don't look Italian. I don't. I see the Irish. Yeah, that's most of that made me I guess made me who I am today. What's your name? Oh, I mean, my dad also is obsessed with us. Yeah, so you kind of you followed suit. You're like, hey, you know what, living up to the name. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna launch yourself into space one day soon. Take that opportunity. Honestly, real. Okay, so you seem like quite the adventurous soul. [Laughter] bed spending yourself an error. I like all that. Sorry, you lost me for a sec. What happened? Oh, pole dancing is like spending yourself an air a little bit. So it's kind of like, yeah, okay. Floating. It looks like you're floating, but you're not really. So there's a whole art form to it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So this this isn't your your contraption to launch you off into space, is it? Oh, but I'm sure I'm sure I guess I guess there's only you know, one true way to find out, right? Stay on the land.
Are you from this area? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Is this your stomping grounds? Okay, we're born and bred in. Oh, you're you're you don't you don't have like the accent? No, because I for like the last few years. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, there totally is. What does it sound like? It's like sauce me dad Ting dog. Toronto. No, it's Toronto. Mons sauce. Yeah, Scarborough. They have like a certain way of of talking to. Wow. Well, unfortunately, I have to get going. Okay, but we should grab coffee someday this week. Do you think? Yeah. Are you uh what do you think? Can you handle that, or are you more of a tea toddler? I'm I'm a tea person. Are you? Okay. Well, there's this cafe that I've been meaning to check out and I'm sure they have both. So we could go there, grab a tea slash coffee and uh, you know, I'm sure you can tell me more about the tattoos and their origin stories. There's a there's a lot. This is like the the gun from the Looney Tunes here. Yeah, yeah. What's his name again? Remember, I used to watch that all the time. The alien from Looney Tunes. Is it is it? Oh. Oh, I thought you said oh, okay. What is this? This is actually [Music] that's what I do. Professional. Oh, okay. Oh, a starry night. So the only problem with this is I just, you know, since we don't know each other too well, I just don't want you, like, you know, liking and Harding on my Instagram posts. Yeah, we're not at that level yet. So it's a good poster, by the way. I know myself. Did you really? Yeah, your designer? No, oh, Canva. Okay, okay. No, it looks pretty sharp though. So are you going around like nailing these up on like posters? These shows are really good. Yeah, so what it what is it exactly that you do? Partner with five dancers and we all perform and it's a great way to like. Oh, so you haul this bad boy around with you? Oh, there's there's more. Oh, wait, there's more. Well, tell you what, I'll grab your number and also check out your uh, what is this, your business Instagram? But my. Okay, well, let's we'll start with another. What's your number? Is it six four seven? Oh, what are you? Are you Hamilton or no? I'm not actually. The last number in the city. Intra. Yeah, they started reusing them right now. Oh, they did. Okay. Yep. Seven one. Okay. It's refreshing. It's a mix-up from the, you know, four one six. Six four seven. All right. Duration an evening of pole dance and more. The possibilities are endless. Oh, of course. Is that? Yeah. Are you are you a Taurus? I am. You are? Okay. Okay. What is that like? May, April. April. Okay. Are you like really big into astrology? Well, I'm sure you are. Astrology like to an extent, but I'm not one of those people that are like, it's your moves. Oh, well, I don't know if we get along because, you know, generally like Tauruses and Capricorns don't usually. I like the star signs and like the idea that everyone has different qualities based, but I don't necessarily. That's not the first question you asked someone. Well, what's your star sign? Okay. However, I do have some favorite stars. Yeah, I like. Well, that's that's gonna influence your decision. Yeah. Can you guess like what's? Are you good at guessing in signs? No, I'm a fish. You're a fish or Pisces? Yeah. Yeah, March or. Okay, yeah, I'm right on the cusp, like just approaching Aries. Oh, oh, okay. Look at us. The customers almost so close yet so far away. I'm sure you had an argument about that, you know, your stubbornness. You're like, it's going on there. The Taurus entertainment. No, it's actually because this is my partner. Oh, okay. We are tearing up the town. Oh, we decided we both. We were like, let's just do. She's really into astrology, like really, really. Okay. She's like, next level. She's like, there's a negative energy in the air and it's because like, no way. That's something straight out of like a comedy. You walk into a cafe. Let's go to the next one. Yeah, well, I'll return this to you and I will leave you with your your space launcher here and you're and you're perfectly. Oh, don't tempt me. You're per your perfectly hydrated pH level H2O alkaline and all that's good stuff. Yeah, but nice to meet you.