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Turn on [Music] podcast. Mimi Montreal, is that what you want? Or Malibu? Malibu, malib. It's actually Malibu. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. That was bad. That was that was good. That was bad. First bad impression. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn Down Podcast. Um, I got a hot chick in my bed right now and I'm excited to get to know her. Luke, please give a proper introduction about who your smoking hot friend is. Mimi Malibu. Smoking hot. Smoking hot. Thank you. How are you doing today? I'm doing good. Yeah, what about you guys? I heard you just [ __ ] my friend. I did. You did you guys [ __ ]? We did. Yeah. Yeah. Where? In the the car. Car. In the car. Whose idea was that? It was her idea. She wanted it. Yeah. Montreal girls just [ __ ] crazy like that or what? Guys, like, you don't even know. Yeah, tell me, tell me. I want to get to know you. What do you want to know? What's you uh, let's see. You, you, you just [ __ ] in a Tesla? Yes. Is that the craziest thing you've ever done? Um, very close. Okay. Craziest thing I've done is an orgy in a church. What the [ __ ] is with you girls [ __ ] in churches? How many people is that in an orgy? We were four girls and three guys. Lucky [ __ ]. That's cool. Who, uh, who picked, uh, of all spots, a church? Like, why? Or were you at church and it just happened? No, that's not what happened. Um, we wanted to do something absolutely crazy. And one of my friends is like super into vintage antique stuff. So he actually bought a rundown church. Oh. Um, and was going to rent it for like, events, photo shoots, all that kind of stuff. And I hit him up and I was like, hey, we want to do a porn. Wow. In your church. Send the [ __ ] out that day. Listen, I'm surprised I didn't burn when I walked in there. We, and we, this was back in, back home. Yes. What the [ __ ]? Yes. That's pretty. I mean, that, that's a first. So I've never, I didn't even know you could buy a church. Yeah, it sounds like you can buy anything. Did you know anything you can buy? There are so many churches in Montreal. Everywhere you go to, there's like a church. But they actually look cool. They don't look like the churches here. They like old architect churches. Yeah, some of them are pretty nice. They're actually like, really nice to like look at. And sometimes wouldn't go in one. But do you actually go to church? I do not. No. I used to. Okay. When I was a kid. She's a sinful little girl. That's [ __ ] nuts, dude. I don't even think I have the balls to do that. Maybe I can abandon church for sure. Or I guess I was stressed. I was so stressed. I was like, this is it. I'm going. Did they still have like, going the Jesus on the wall and all that? Yeah. Oh yeah. He was watching us. Jesus. So on the altar, this was happening. Um, some [ __ ] right now. On on the altar. We actually, there's even crazier [ __ ]. We rented a coffin. Mhm. So like, some, some [ __ ] went down in the cof, like bent over the coffin or like in the coffin and doggy style in the coffin. That honestly sounds great. I think I said the other day, not the other day, a long time ago, I was like, why are there's no like coffin sex? Like there's vampire sex, you know? But like, open the coffin. There's not really like a lot of room in there. But no, I mean, stepmom, you're still alive. There was like one girl sitting in the coffin. The other one was bent over it. I was like, on the altar, laying down. Like, we're just all, what the [ __ ]? I kind of want. I feel like it'll be super hot. I feel like you play that role so good. You're like tan, tatted, the red hair. The [ __ ]. Does that have to do with kind of like an Al look? Almost. You look like an Al. Like I look like a sinner. Yeah. Was anybody, was anybody in, was anybody in church attire? I think you kind of look like a sinner. Did you guys dress up like church people? We were no. We were all dressed in like black. A black, uh, leather. Yeah. So I, I, latex. I pictured it perfectly. We did have a priest, though. Um, we actually had a priest do a full, like, five-minute monologue at the beginning of the video. That's [ __ ]. That's crazy. And, um, yeah, then we just all sucked his dick. Wow. Okay. So that's definitely way cooler than [ __ ] in a Tesla for sure. But that's cool. So, uh, what made you come to America? Um, I am trying to get out of the industry in Montreal. Okay. I have done mainstream. I've done a couple scenes. Nice. Um, it is something that I want to keep doing. [ __ ]. Yeah, that's what's up. Who have you shot for? I've done bang.com. Uh, patory. X. Why not buy? Yep. You fit that one great. That's what I'm saying. Okay, wait, that's what I'm saying. You look like a badass. Like a b. It's a total compliment. You look like you love to get [ __ ] or do the [ __ ]. Are you submissive or dominant? Honestly, I'm very switch. Okay. Yeah. Sometimes I just love to [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of someone. Yeah. Just like lay down and don't even [ __ ] move. Let me do all the work. You want them to just like act bored or like, just like, what do you, what do you mean act bored? You just say you just don't want them to do anything. So like, you just want them to to lay there? Just be submissive. Okay. What? I like the guy be submissive. Yeah. Okay. So it's like him just not doing anything? No, just just enjoying himself. Yeah. Just enjoying himself. Like, so I found like laying in a cof. There's a new fantasy of mine. And I don't know who I would let do it. I would let you do it cuz you're super [ __ ] hot. I but I kind of want to like have my hand tied and just let the girl use my dick however she wants to use it. Like go to town on it. Okay. So you just want to be tied up? Yeah. But I don't want to be tied up. Like I feel like that would be hot. Like I'm like my hands are tied to like the bed frame and then like the girl's just like this like my dick. I'm going to use it for whatever the [ __ ]. You can't just tie the hands up. You got to tie the [ __ ] ankles to the everything down. Yeah. Then like a starfish. You like a star. And then she can do whatever she wants. No, because I need something. Like if I can't slap her with my hands, I need something. Like, but you just said you want to be [ __ ] and just let her just take control. Slap me. If your hands are tied up, it's one or the other, dude. You're either submissive or dominant. Yeah. But I would have to trust the person that she's not going to peg me. Oh, that she's not going to peg you. Look at her. You see that smile on her face? She's like, asses down on the [ __ ] bed. What are you talking about? They'll find a way. They find the way to the butthole every time. Clench it, right? They, they do. They're sneaky with you. No, but like, they know like where to put the finger. And she's like, ah, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't like prostate. He doesn't, he doesn't like prostate. Do you, do you finger guys in the butt? I have never done that. No. Oh, see, we're on the same page. You're not, you're out of here. Yeah, you eat ass. That's enough. I mean, I'll eat a girl's ass any day. I, okay, okay. What about a clean shaved man ass? Yeah. Out of the shower. I don't have to try it. You've never tried it? No. Damn. See, I love my ass. Hate that's where you guys are not the same. That's where we're not the same. All right, Mimi, uh, give me some freaky secrets about you. Tell me some freaky, freaky, freaky secrets. You obviously look like a badass. You [ __ ] churches. You've blown your priest. Um, give me something freaky. I don't know. I'm something freaky. I'm curious. She has that voice. It's very sexy voice. Like an ASMR voice. Like I feel like you could sell voice notes. What's the biggest dick that you've ever had? The biggest dick that I've ever had. Give me, give me like, using your fingers. Honestly, I think it was thick. Not the length. Like I've never. It was like a [ __ ] Coke can. Like that [ __ ]. Where'd that go? Um, in my mouth and in my [ __ ]. But not for very long. Tapped out. How much, how much? It was. Listen, it happened. It happened one night. And the next night I was like, I cannot do this again. Dang. So I was, I pretended to be sleeping. Hm. So how many dicks have you tapped out on in your life? Just that one. Two. And they were both BBCs. You've never met a white dude that's just fully packing? I have met a couple like big white [ __ ]. But nothing bigger than his. Nothing has be bigger than. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I've seen some like monstrous ass dicks. Was hard to beat. No, you have a pretty big dick. Oh, thank you. But like, there's some. We only did like one position. But there's some dudes that have like, in the dark. I'm surprised you even noticed. I don't know if you've seen on Twitter. I don't know what the hashtag is on there. But they're like, their dick is like [ __ ]. I feel like some of those are so photoshopped. And it looks like it's photoshopped. Yeah, they're so photoshopped. Yeah. And they hold it like that so it just looks even bigger. Like they don't put their whole hand around it. They like, hold it like that and they like point five it and like do. Yeah. Have you seen Truth Master? Yeah, he's like all over Twitter now. I don't know who that is. It's another guy that's like trending. Oh, big. Really? That's [ __ ]. He's girth, not really length, but super girth. Yeah. Hard as [ __ ]. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Do you do anal? Um, that's a funny story. [Laughter] Actually, what happened? So, um, last summer, I was having sex with this guy and wasn't for content, just off camera. Yeah. I was in doggy and he's pounding the [ __ ] out of me. And I don't know what happened. I was so wet. It just slipped out and went right in my ass. No lube. It's like called something. No, like the whole thing went in my ass. F. Um, yeah. And you like screamed? I screamed so [ __ ] loud. My [ __ ] was pissing blood. Ew. I'm sorry. That's for sure. What would happen though? You'd rip the [ __ ] out. Oh my god. That was the worst pain. Like it was ridiculous. I thought I was going to die. Oh my god. His entire [ __ ] went up my [ __ ]. And but like, it was wet though, right? Like cuz you were soaked. So it's not like it just went in there like dry. But I mean, it was honestly, I mean, I think his dick was like a little bit lubricated. But honestly, my ass or on his dick. And yeah, I was just, it was the blood was just running down my legs. I ended up going to the, um, cuz I was just having like all these sharp pains. It wouldn't go away. Ended up getting stitches up my ass. Oh my god. So how many stitches are we talking? Wasn't that bad. No, wait. In like inside or where? Yeah. What? Cuz basically what the nurse explained to me, you have like two muscles. Uh-huh. In your ass. Like one that you control and one that you do not control. And the one that you do not control was torn. [ __ ]. So it was like second layer. It was really bad. This sounds like Luke's, uh, if if a girl [ __ ] pegged you, you get your [ __ ] torn. I'd go thatd get stitches. Mhm. I have a sacred butthole. I'm sorry that happened. I just had to try to. Since then, change the mood. I honestly haven't been able to do it properly. Like, I'm I'm absolutely traumatized. Is that like, it's I feel like it's a [ __ ] question to ask, but like, does that consider you like losing your anal virginity? If like that happened, even though it was a total accident? Is that a [ __ ] question to ask? I don't know. Cuz I still had a dick go up my ass. But we didn't really have, I'd say no sex. Cuz it went in and then immediately came out and like that was that. Right? Yeah. Did he feel like a piece of [ __ ]? Um, he left like immediately after. He told [ __ ] out. Saw this guy again. Was he a Montreal? I mean, he felt bad. Yes. He was, he was, he was a. So he was a dick. He was a pure breed beaqua. What is this? Yo, I was obsessed with this guy. What is this called? A queca? That's like so like a Floridian. Okay. Someone that's from Quebec is called a Quebec qua. And they have a. They have a. They have a look. Yeah. What, what is it like? You can imagine it? I'm, yeah, I know what he looks like. I don't. I've never even seen a picture of him. I mean, he felt bad. He was like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you okay? I'm like, no, I'm not [ __ ] okay. How the [ __ ] you spell that? I spell it. Yeah. Next morning, like he got up and left. What do you add to the end of Quebec wa? Quec. I don't know. Just [ __ ] o i s. O i s. Yeah. [ __ ] French. I don't. It's w like, like suavey hair. He was what? Like, like [ __ ] hair that like goes like that. That's what all the photos are showing. I mean, like guidos. But then there's like qua qua. He look like a pug. Like a punk. A pug. A pug. I don't. I think think all the dudes in. That's a hard pass. If someone looks like a [ __ ] pug. No. All the dudes look the same. All the girls look the same. If they're, if you're talking about like a queca. What? All the girls look the same too. They do. So they look like you? 5'2", diet black hair, some blonde. Box, box. Diet. Would I like, would I like Canadian girls? Luke? No. You don't like brats? [ __ ] hate them. Yeah. She doesn't seem like a brat though. I wouldn't. I don't. I don't know if you'd be a qua. Why do you got to look at her? I looked at her. I looked at her. I gave her [ __ ]. Her. What are you talking about? Wow, you have some nice tits. She has amazing tits. I don't know if you want me to say yes or no with that. I feel like you kind of. You have the tan, but you have a legitimate tan, not a spray tan. And you have the lips, but the lips are super sexy. Like the cuqua lips. M. Okay. What's, what's a cuqua? Fake lips? No, not necessarily fake, but like big. Okay. Whether fake or real, but like for some reason, and I'm a big fan of fake, like big lips. There's like inter. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show. I want to get your opinion. I'm going to show you. I'm not going to show the camera cuz can't. There's girls that do the whole thing. I'm cool with it. But when you overdo it and the Botox, do you know like, are there girls like that there that just [ __ ]? I mean, I'm sure like everywhere there's girls that just overdo it. Absolutely there is. But like, do you know when to just like, like put a halt to it? You know? Like if you're just con, if it's, if it just looks ridiculous, it like overflows. Yeah. Like there's girls that look like a [ __ ] duck. And then there's girls like the sausage lip. Look. Okay, so this was her in 2020. Okay. Okay. This was her in 2022. Still, still okay, right? Yeah. This photo, submerged yesterday. Oh, completely. Just like, yeah. I feel like it's way more than just the lips. But what happened to like this part of her face that looks like that? Like a [ __ ]. For some reason, I feel like sometimes it doesn't, like it doesn't sit well inside. I think it might depend on who you go to. I'm not sure. I don't know. Some look fantastic. Your lips look great. Yeah. Thank you. But I'm saying, then there's people that just [ __ ] go over the top. That's not a qua. No. They don't look like that. That's not a qua. Is that worse than a qua? Yeah, that's just someone that doesn't know how to shut it off. I would say Quebec waa girls are normally pretty hot, but they just have like this attitude with them. Damn. Yeah, right. They're like, yeah, very feminine. You don't want to mess with them cuz they'll, they're a little hood. They F. Yeah, they [ __ ] kill you. They're little, little hood. How come nothing like that? Um, I'm Italian. Okay. I mean, sorry, I'm not Italian. I'm Sicilian, which apparently is worse. But, um, I, I didn't grow up there. I grew up in Europe. H. And I just, I don't know. I want to get out of Montreal so bad. So it's a very small town from how you explain it? No, it's not small at all. But you said like everyone kind of like runs into everybody. For some reason, I don't [ __ ] know. No, super weird. It's very weird how everything overlaps. It's [ __ ] up. Sometimes I ask myself if I'm in a like a matrix. Yeah. Like you could go, can you go out like every Friday and see the same [ __ ] people? 100%. Probably run into the same people. Or I'll run into this person's ex. Or yeah, crow this person's friend. Or weirdest [ __ ] happens. It's weird. It's like a small little big town or a big small town. It's like everyone knows each other. That's crazy. Everyone talks. I don't, I don't like [ __ ] like that. Like I'm originally from Scottsdale, still Arizona. Scottsdale's pretty. It's pretty [ __ ] big. But every time you go out, you see the same [ __ ] people. So you see the same people that you saw last Tuesday on Tuesday, right? Every Tuesday. Every Tuesday. You see the same person sitting at the same [ __ ] bottle service table that they were there last Tuesday. But even, even like every day, you just see the same person. Out here in Florida, I feel like you go out every [ __ ] day of the week and you'll never run into the same person. But the people there, they do the same stuff, right? They go to the same place, the same crowds. Yeah. Go to like the DJs, go to the festivals. It's like a festival every weekend. Yeah. During August, there's always something. That's wild. You on Tinder? I am not. Got Hinge? No. Is that a thing over there? Hinge. Tinder. And Hinge. Tinder. Yes. Hinge. I think so. No, I've never used it though. You've never. How many, you're saying you don't have any like booty call late night booty calls that you just like swipe up left, right, match with someone? I've, I've sometimes I go and I'm bored and I swipe. Mhm. And then the person starts talking to me and I just run away. Wow. I'm like, never mind. Never mind. I don't want this. All right, I want to get your opinion. Has it's not really a sexual question, but I, I recently saw this video and I want to get a female's opinion. Oh god, I'm scared. Kind of has to do with, uh, would you consider it cheating or not? Okay. So you, let's just say your boyfriend, okay? And he goes and DMs another girl. Do you consider that cheating? Just a DM? Yeah. What's the DM? I don't. Hey, what's up? No. Okay. Now the girl, the girl, hold on. But now the girl goes and DMs a guy. Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. It's not like about anybody, but like, it's just the way they look at it. Is if a guy DMs a girl, it's not really cheating because guys are constantly in your DMs trying to get your attention. Hey, hey, hey, hey, right? Right. You have a boyfriend, so why do you need to go [ __ ] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey in other people's DMs when you accepted just that [ __ ] guy and now he's your boyfriend? So the way they looked at it is if now you go and DM somebody, you're now a cheater because you're now starting this conversation out of the 10,000 dudes that are DMing you. Does that make sense? I, I get your point, but I don't think that's. I just, again, this was right before he got here. I was watching something and I was like, oh, it's fresh in my brain. Oh, I'm going to ask this. Happen to you? Talking on a podcast. I was watching about the latest fight. Who the latest fight? You might not be. No, I don't even know [ __ ] what you're talking about. No, I was just wondering if you consider that cheating. Like if you're, I mean, if it's just a, hey, what's up? Hey, babe, you look hot in that photo. Who said that? The guy or the girl? Both. Both. Cheating depends on the type of relationship. But if it's like a closed relationship, I'm going to say that's both cheating. Depends on the dynamic. Suspicious. Like, why? For sure cheating? No. Maybe it's not cheating, but it's for sure sus. Yeah. Very. Yeah. It's suspicious cuz like, why? Why would you have to? Why would you say that? What's the point? Do you like being in relationships or no? I do not like being single. Have not had good experiences in relationships. What do you think your body count is? Let me take a guess. Like in your whole life? Yes. In and out of the sex world. So like from the moment you lost. Don't say it, but I'm going to take a guess and he's going to take a guess. Okay. When did you lose it? At what age? 16. And you're. Do you want to say age now? Okay. I don't know. Quebec. It seems like everyone is just [ __ ] everybody. They are. That's what I'm thinking of right now. Do you know the exact number? No. Like a ballpark? Would you? No. Oh, so how are we going to get? I don't know. Like I'm just like, cuz if I say like, I mean, I can, I can. Cuz if I'm like, oh, 80. I could say like, if you say a number, I could probably tell you more or less. 85. But what's your? Well, [ __ ] I got to think about the orgy just did. There's five there. I didn't [ __ ]. No, there was not five guys. There were three guys. But we're talking guys and girls. Yeah. Okay. Anything past to make out with a chick like, or like orally, uh, or penetration obviously. Sex. Okay. For guys, I'm saying. I'm going to lowball you. I'm saying 20. What? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Cuz she's making it seem like if. Am I wrong, bro? There's no. This is my whole life. Remember? Oh, how long have you been in this? No, has nothing to do with how long she's been in it. Lost at 16. She's what you say? 2. But when I said guys and girls, she was like, oh, girls too. Cuz that's going to increase the number. Okay. I said 85. What do you? Okay, let's not do like a whole [ __ ] 120 total. Yeah. Okay. Who's closer? Who do you think is closer? Since you lost count.