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[Music] Grandpa, you're okay. Yogi, come give your grandpa a big hug. It's so emotional, Gramps. You don't blame me for everything that happened to you, do you? Yes.
[Music] I'm so proud of you, Yugi. You rescued my soul and you became the king of card games. By the way, what happened to Bakura? Oh, we left him back on the island. Nee, hello, anybody? I want to go home.
Now that you're out of the hospital, you can go back to running that worthless card game shop that nobody ever visits. The basement has seemed so empty without you. Who's that in America? That's impossible. Only grown-ups are allowed to play children's card games. Who the hell is Solomon Moto? Yuki, that's your grandpa. He has a name.
Hello, little girl. If you're trying to get into my will, you'd better hurry up. I could drop dead at any second. Oh, she's so cute. She wasn't talking to you. Me? The bear is possessed. Well, okay, but it seemed kind of like it'll be the first to die. I want you to return the card itself. You'll never get it back. It's mine, mine, I tell you.
What my grandpa's trying to say is that he would never steal a card from another duelist. You must be mistaken. It's mine, all mine. Bring it on, your little grandpa. No, you just got out of the hospital. You're in no fit state to play a harmless children's card game. I'll duel her in your place. Your mother plays card games in Hell.
Oh Kay, look daddy, it's a Blue-Eyes. A real one. It's just a statue, you ignorant child. By the way, the Easter Bunny isn't real either, and I'm not even your real father. Oh wow, a theme park based around a children's card game. This is the most absurd concept ever. Hey, Mokuba, do you mind if we play a card game here? Sorry, Yugi, we're fully booked. But since you saved my immortal soul from the clutches of an evil mastermind, I suppose I can allow it, just this once. Wow, you can do that? My brother is Seto Kaiba. I can decide who lives and who dies. I summon Disgruntled Celtic Guardian.
That's strange. This card game seems awfully familiar. Rebecca, what's your last name? If you must know, it's Hawkins. And yet, my grandfather is Professor Arthur Hawkins, the man you betrayed. Wholly on a sandwich with on top and decide helping of my grandpa would never do something like that. Hail Satan. Rebecca, please.
Your grandfather and I were very close. We met in Egypt on an archaeological dig where we bonded over a mutual hatred of young people. He also shared with me some very controversial theories. I believe that the ancient Egyptians used to play Yugioh in their spare time. Puddle the other one. No, really. I mean it. Next you'll be telling me that the Romans played Pokemon.
Look at this card, Solomon. See how it barely resembles these ancient hieroglyphs. My god, you're right. This could revolutionize the field of Egyptology. Somehow, just then, the tomb collapsed around us. We had been trapped inside a cold and desolate place, far from human contact. But since we were both very old, we were used to that sort of thing. I say, Solomon, let's have a card game to decide which one of us gets to live. That's the sickest thing I've ever heard. Let's do it. Shut up.
You see, Yugi's grandpa would never lie. He's the wisest man I've ever met. Where am I? What day is it? I like pudding. Hmm. I surrender. Arthur, you win. Rebecca, I surrender my card if you insist. Sorry, you ruined a collector's value. No, Satan will be very angry. Rebecca, behave yourself. Arthur, is that really you? Yes, I've decided to show up at the last minute in order to tie up all the loose ends. Rebecca, did you know that Yugi actually won the duel? Take a look at this card. It's called Soul Release. If Yugi had played this, you would have lost. Yes, but he could have won. Therefore, he was the winner, and that is why he won. What?
Allow me to make things even more confusing for you. You see, when Solomon lost the duel, he did so in order to save my life. Solomon, you shouldn't have surrendered. I wish I knew how to quit you. Even though I sacrificed monsters during my duel with Solomon, I never failed to honor their sacrifice. You see, Rebecca, with great cards comes great responsibility. That's okay. Here, take this card that I won. I didn't even want it anyway. Hell no. Isn't anybody else worried about the evil teddy bear? What evil teddy bear?
[Music] Hello, is there anybody out there? I'm still stuck on this bloody island. Why doesn't anybody answer? Oh, look, a kitty cat. Hello there, kitty. Oh no, don't do that. Off, kitty.