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Attention. Please listen up. I've been called in because there is a very serious sexual harassment issue in this workplace. I'm here to address it.
First up, groping. Now, the most important part of groping is to make sure it looks like an accident. So, if you're going for the crotch of a man or a woman, the point is you don't want to look like you're grabbing straight away. You want to look like you're walking past him. Yes, mate. Clearly, I have misread the email. I'll be back. From the side, I think is what they're saying.