Try Not to Throw Up Challenge - Out of Character #61

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Put it away. Actually, what are you doing? Trying to look at myself because I just popped out of the shower and my hair is still wet, so it's in like this weird, like, not straight, not curly vibe. Dude, we don't. Oh, it's recording. [ __ ] We don't care. All right, let's take attendance. Let's take attendance. Um, Hza here. Mandy here. Martin, what, what are we doing? The podcast. That was you. We were just talking about that. Martin, that was him. I was me. I was the class clown. I made everyone laugh. Cry of laughter. Teachers hated me. So, what were your zingers on that one? Because you got to mix it up. You can't always like, what were my regular jokes that I'd make in class? Yeah, like that, or the present kind of bit, you know? I'm just trying to get in the mind of someone like you. Um, how close do I have to get this freaking new couch, man? I don't know. Why does it feel like we have to be more? Oh, should we? Yeah. This couch is bigger, but we're closer for some reason. Bigger and better, just for you guys. That's why this couch is here. It's for you guys. Like, I'll just sit like, man, can we both sit like this? I'm not even sitting like that. I was trying to be respectful and not be all like up against Martin to make you feel left out. I don't feel any dis. There's also audio listeners. So, basically, Hamza is groping me right now and straddling him with his leg. Um, no, because otherwise, this is not a podcast and it's just POV, you're watching a throttle argue for 40 minutes, 5, 50 minutes. Yeah. So, um, what were the jokes I made in class? Um, let's see. Let's get started. So, I mean, usually I would like to, I like to do those like misspeaking kind of things on purpose, like, you know, just to make everybody laugh or maybe, um, look, it doesn't matter the jokes. Maybe they weren't good and I can't remember them right now, but all I know is I made everyone's time in school a little bit more bearable. And what were you? Were you compensating for everything you're kind of maybe? Well, yeah, I was a little ugly kid. Um, you know, you guys know my man bun era and stuff like that. Like I had some pretty, like, they weren't the best haircuts, so I didn't look the best in school. Were you telling me last night about you were at my high school? Like, we went to different high schools. They didn't even know you existed till like after university, pretty much. And then what were you doing? What were you doing at my high school? Oh, okay. So this is what we're doing. Okay. No, what about the one you were telling me last night on Discord? The room who you thought he was? Oh my God. Okay, this is the whole like, yeah, about the story when we first started talking. No, not me and Mandy. We were all three of us. Do you remember? Yeah, I remember. Okay, I'll go. You can tell it. When Martin and I first started talking, that's making noise. The cats? Maybe. Might guys stop. Dude, you have a granola bag in your granola. Clean that up. You have something in there. Is it all right? Go, Mandy. What is it? Okay, well, when Martin and I first started talking, I think we were, we hung out once before that point, and then I went to my friend's house and we were going out for the night, and I was going to meet Martin like after my night was done. Um, and I was like showing one of my friends like a picture of Martin. I'm like, oh, I'm talking to this guy. He's like super cute. He's so nice. I really like him. Um, I'm just going to go meet him, whatever, like he's, it's a fun time. And then she's like, oh my God, Mandy, I know that guy. I talked to him until I realized he's the theist that was on TikTok. And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, there's like this, she's like, he's on TikTok, right? And I'm like, um, I was like, yeah, I think so, but like, I don't know if this is the right guy. Are you sure? Like, she's like, yeah, there's a guy and he apparently like raped a girl. That's him. That's like totally him. And I was like, devastated. I was like, oh my God, I'm talking to a rapist. Yeah. So, look, and it's, let's say, grape. Can we say grape? Grape. Why did you do that? She's hard. She's going hard. Okay, let's. Mandy's unfiltered. Mandy's just unfiltered. But, um, normal. Is that going to get? We'll do a voiceover. Grape. And then we'll just insert that when she says it. But okay, listen. So this guy and I looked alike. Not really. I don't know why that would like, people said that. It's the brown shaggy hair you used to have. Yeah, that haircut is getting. Gets you know, gets a little confusing. Um, but I looked like him and and so I was associated with his, with his nefarious acts. And, um, yeah, I just had to clear my name. I was like, it wasn't me. And then you sort of had something on her. And then what was that? Um, no, no. Hey, well, I just had like, uh, information. Well, it's, you know what it is? It's like, it's like people group others up with their friends. You are your friends. That's what people say. So Mandy was, you know, there was a friend that Mandy had or something that, you know, maybe was a little bit more promiscuous than most. And so, okay, something happened like four years prior and fell in that hole. And I was told by a friend, all grouped into the. Why are you talking over me? Because I'm not. No, because no, because this is me checking you now. So now, so now she was, so she was grouped into being a little promiscuous. So that's her kind of little thing. So I had to kind of get over that little hump. Whoa, there was a lot of like hurdles we had to go over to be together and where we are now. So many people tried to tear us down. It's always other people and it's never, it's never. And then we're like, but we know each other. So why everyone else is? Um, but that's just what you get for being, you know, Canada's greatest couple. And yeah, so, um, with you, sir, what, what do you? Don't point. It's not nice to point. It's not nice to point. It's not nice to point. Okay, well, what were you telling? What were you saying? So how did you get over that? Well, you thought I was this, this evil person. How did you? Literally, she told me, block him. Like, he is so weird. Um, and I was going to, I think I didn't reply to you. Like, we were going out and I was like, oh my God, like, like, wow, okay, I guess I got to like, block this guy. And then something in me, I was like, there's no way. I literally was like, so shocked. As like, this guy has to be the like, biggest manipulator ever because he, like, he was so nice. And then just to hear all this stuff about him, like, obviously it wasn't Martin. And then, um, I think did I ask you? Or maybe like, I maybe my friend like showed me the guy. She like went on her like Hinge or whatever and she's like, oh, this is him. And I was like, girl, that's not the same guy. It didn't even look like, like blue eyes. She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I'm pretty sure like I had already like gotten mad at Martin. I was like, which is crazy. It's like, dang, that almost ruined everything because I got mistaken by. This is not the first time I got mistaken. That, you know, I was in a school parking lot and they thought I was a pedo. Now, then I was mistaken a Grapist. Grapist. Now, what's next? What's next? Come on, hit me with it. I'll bounce back from anything. You can't shut me down. I'm innocent. I'm an innocent man. You guys are trying to put an innocent man in jail. Seriously, what the hell is on my block about? You got these Netflix fading previews on my block. You never watched that. Never. And this guy was just sniffing this girl's hair. It looked insane. Yeah, why is the TV on right now? I like it. Meredith Anatomy. I love Grey's Anatomy. Good show. Meredith Grey, a little whiny, but she was good. She's looks very yellow here. Dr. McDreamy. Mc. Anyway, um, yeah, so I'm happy. I'm, yeah, good for you guys getting over those humps. We're back together. So last night, you guys actually got to spend some time without me. Um, can you tell them how that went? First time while their little child. First time ever going out without the burden of having to kind of bring you around. It's me and Mandy's first night out with some other friends from back home. Um, and we went out to a place and I wish I just stayed home. And why is that? What happened? I have a phobia. Which one? You got to tell them. You got to. People vomiting. Do you know what it's called? Starts with an E, ends with theophobia. Phobia. Oh, that's how you say it. Don't know how to say it. Anyway, I, it's not a diagnosed thing, but it's like since I am a kid, it's really bad. The second someone tells me they feel sick, like, you're getting out of my car, you're getting out of my house. I grew up with a little brother who would throw up. Like he was that kid in the class that would just puke. Like he was that kid all the time. Every road trip, every night, like it traumatized me so much. Anyway, we were all, we were sitting at in this booth, and then of course, I had to be the one to like see this. They were all having a conversation, and I'm like, just like looking out the window. And this L, like he's like, I don't even think he was of age. Freshly, fresh, probably freshly 19, maybe even younger. Just casually walking past. He, thank God, he turned the other way. All I saw, he like, can he like projectile vomit? Not like that. You didn't. He literally like sprayed the whole window and like, just kept on walking. He was walking as he was doing that and just like, and I was like, oh my God, it was so close. I was not even kidding. The way that it sprayed, it was like, like an inch away from us. I got up and and I, I, this is like my first time meeting one of the people that were there, and I probably embarrassed myself so much because I started freaking out and I was like, I need to go. I need to get out of here. I ran out and I literally was like, Martin, call your Uber. And she ran out because she would have, she would have done the same thing. She would have started puking everywhere. Um, it was pretty impressive though that he was able to just puke and spew everywhere and then and then continue walking. Oh yeah, like he was. It's embarrassing, and I will fully, like, I stand on this. Like, if you can't control yourself, like, don't go out. Like, you are a child. How can you not make it to the bathroom? I've been to the point where like, I have thrown up too. I think everyone has, but I have never once not made it to the washroom. You run there. You don't just casually stroll. Like, it's just disrespectful. Like, who's going to clean that up now? Clean. It's always these little like white boys that are like doing that. This is not even the first time I've seen this happen. You know what song was playing right before it? Sweet Caroline. It went from that to Sweet Caroline. They would let the song play for Mo, probably like three seconds before they would switch to some. What they do? Eminem. And then they went to Eminem to Carnival. No, no, no, no, no. This was the transition. I'm not even joking. It was, yeah, it was Carnival. And then, and then he transitioned to, "You better lose yourself in the moment, don't it?" And that's, you know, Mom's spaghetti. And then the guy screwed. He threw up Mom's spaghetti all over the freaking bar. Did you, did you do the whoa? I was up on the tables dancing. I was, yeah, it was, yeah, no, I just can't. No, that was too. Sexy Red. That was too Sexy Red. Oh, yeah. Hands on your knees, hands on you. Well, it'll be on the Instagram story. The Out of Character Podcast. You give me permission? M. It's going to be there. You guys are going to see me kind of a little bit out of my element at a bar. Drinks are flowing. Maybe I'm on the table. A little bit dancing to Sexy Red. Ass out. Coochie. Bre. Breathing. Wait, you can say that, but I can't say that. Cooch. Coochie. H. Oh, grape. And coochie aren't really in the same. Okay, grape. I didn't know. I had to say that. Is it going to be? You have to. You're not. I know. I know you're not really well-versed in like the internet. You kind of just say things. You have. There's trigger warnings. You have to give to people because it is, it is like a sensitive thing. So just be careful. Okay. Okay. So grape. There. Gra. Yeah. And also, you will use that and you'll block it out. No, no, no. You use it because it can go on TikTok. You have to say unalive. Grape. What are the other ones? Sewer slide. Sewer slide. Oh, yeah. Okay. I know that because if you say something, it will be like, banned. Right. S. Segs. Yeah. You have to say that. Yeah. Just like when your mom was posting your book, she had to put all those warnings. Yeah. It's like those. Yeah. Yeah. Because we also have younger viewers. Some of our viewers actually go even as low as nine years old. So most the average is about four. Okay, so we got to be careful. But, um, I had a good night. Um, I actually did forget my ID for the first time ever. And I cannot believe this happened to me. And you know which ID I almost handed to him? What? The ones from your freaking merch. I almost handed him HS of the Fantastic ID from when I was. And he was like, this big, scary looking guy. And I swear if like I handed it to him, he actually would have like killed. He was not. He would have sewer slided. He would have unalived me. So what? You, how'd you get in? Um, no, I showed him a picture because, you know why I didn't have my ID? You know why I don't? We booked an Airbnb without me. You kind of pull it out your wallet. I pulled it out my wallet. Left it at home. But, uh, me and HS are going on a trip together. So without me. So, so then you didn't tell me how you got in, though. The picture. I show the picture that I took for the Airbnb. Oh, the picture of the ID. Yeah. Thank God I had that. That was like, they don't usually, they don't usually do that. And I think that place was a little bit more laxed. I think that's how that guy snuck in and puked everywhere. He might have been. This was a place that you go when you're in. Why did you all go here? Because H. I don't want to be. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. It's because we were, it was people from Ottawa were visiting. And you know how Ottawa, how Ottawans are when they visit Toronto, they don't really know the places they go to. Like, so why didn't you direct them? Are we aren't the people who also go out either? So it's just a mess. People who are confused. No, no, no. I, we go out, but not like this. This is like for young people. We're not old. But this is for like 18, 19 year olds. It's not for young people. Stop saying that. That's disrespectful. No, because there's people who love clubbing and who are 29. Leave them alone. What? Girl, that's you. I know you had a good time last night dancing. Just Sexy Red. Jumping on the tables. No, there were dads. There were dads. There were literal fathers in there and 18-year-olds. Like, it was a crazy. Dad can't get a break from their wives a little bit and go out and their. No, they can't. They can't. No, they have to be home. I don't care. When I'm 40, I'm going to be dancing on tabletops to Sexy Red. You're going to be. Let GUI breathe. That's for children. It is for children. Yeah. You know what? Norm Macdonald. Never mind. I'm going to quote this. Norm Macdonald. Yeah. Never mind. This is just going to dig my. Okay. He has a quote. I mean, it's, he's a comedian, but this quote is, um, sex is for children. And you know what? I kind of get it. It's a very childish thing. I'm not even super like, I'm not, I feel like I don't know how I'm going to survive. I'm 35. You know, sex is for children. What do you mean? It's different when you're young. A childish thing. It's like a, you know, let's get all, let's all, let's rub. All right, let a real man speak on me since I know a lot about it. Um, girl, what do you? Okay. It's, it is. I agree. What? I agree with what you're saying. Really? What do you think sex is? Yes, that's for younger people. But sex for older people, it's about more about love. Love. That's making love. Mandy, we make love. Don't ever say that again. Teenagers, they have segs. Oh, I make love. That's the difference between you and I. Oh, wow. Oh, this actually makes me sick. A metaphobia. Metopophobia is acting up. Zoophobia. Um, yeah, well, I don't know. Other than that, though, the night was great. And we had a really nice and polite Uber driver. I really appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. But Martin started talking about his night. Like he always, like, really just goes into de. Like talking. I'm the one who talks to the Uber. I think the Uber got confused because Martin like talked about the guy who threw up everywhere. And the guy, I think he thought Martin was the one who threw up. Oh, he's like, oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Hope you had a. Yeah, at the. No, at the end of the night, he said, all right, hey, feel better. Okay. It. So thought it was me who was puking. He was probably scared for his life that this little kid was going to go puke in his car. You're threatening him, though. Sometimes theophobia really irks me, though. I know it does. You get really mad at me, but I can't help. CU I can't even say anything. Like I can't even. I just like burped randomly in the car. I was just like, and then she was like, oh my God, I'm going to pull. Okay, but you are annoying. You are annoying because why does your stomach hurt every day? Why do you have stomach problems? Why you always in the washroom? Why do we every time we go on a little road trip, you're like, oh Mandy, I feel nauseous. I don't feel good. You want it's annoying. Your stomach problems annoy me. I said it. There we go. Fine. My stomach. Funny enough, you say that. You know, you know sometimes when you eat a lot and your stomach distends and it's, it's temporary, right? Yeah. Bloating. Mhm. And it's like, okay, and then it goes back. But sometimes you get, you're pushing your boundaries. Mhm. And it distends and it doesn't return. I hit that this morning. So you're just bigger now. Yeah. It's like that happens to me every once in a while. You know, my weight fluctuates. And like when I'm, when I'm gaining weight, one day I'm like, oh, this is the new baseline. Boom. And it happened this morning. Like, super obviously happened this morning. I was like, oh, okay, nice. That's a little belly. That's nice. Achievement unlocked. I know. So it feels. We got to get our beach bodies ready. I actually have been saying we need. Haven't been working on them in silence. A little bit. A little bit. I've been in the gym. I, I, it's hard, man. For who? For her. Beach bodies. For whom? For her. I want her to appreciate me. And have. And I want her to like, you never show me off. I noticed that you don't like showing me off. What do you mean? I post you all the time. Do you wish you had a jacked boyfriend? I do have a jacked boyfriend. Come on, show them your muscle. Come on. I'm wearing baggy sweaters for a reason. No, I've been really insecure lately about just how skinny I am. Spider-Man. Come. No, because I listened to freaking All About That Bass by Megan Trainer. What? You didn't? You know that's her whole thing. What is that song? What does that have to do with muscles? Well, no, it's skinny, skinny. What's the bass? The bass is the bass. All about that bass. You never clicked for you, huh? I don't listen. I don't think it's about that, is it? I don't think I think you're wrong. Wait, am I just looking into lyrics too deep? All About That Bass, like a base of the body, yeah. Because, well, that was her whole thing. And then what, what was that other one? She had another one. I don't know. I don't remember. But it's, but that's, there's lyrics there that they mean something. Do you guys not listen to? Can you say it? All about that bass. I'm all about that bass. How does that make sense? No treble. No treble. And what's treble? The thinner one. What? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Are y'all know what I'm talking about, bro? Just no. I think I think you're confusing it with a different song. I, I know. I'm like, beauty queen or like something about being plus. I don't know. I know what you're confusing. I need a big boy. Oh, maybe that one. That one. I need a big boy. And you play that on repeat. Mandy. Yeah. I love that song. And I'm not a big boy. Even a real song. Small boy. I'm small bean. E. What the [ __ ]? I'm small bean. Get your thin ass legs out here. I was telling. I was asking Mandy, should I wear shorts for the podcast? And I'm sitting here with freaking. It's like, just glaring. Oh, come on. It's not that bad. They're a little hairy, though. I noticed. I haven't seen my legs in a while. I've been wearing pants for like eight months. Yeah. Yeah. And, and what do you think about it? It's nice to finally let my coochie breath. That's what I, that's what I'm saying right now. Um, Carl has been so bad lately. It's not even funny how, how he, how much he infuriates me. Yeah, you get really angry in the morning. At. I get so angry. I, well, because you like to freaking sleep. I have to get up, make sure the cats are fed, get up, let them out when they're whining because don't lock them in the bedroom. I have a question. I have a question for those of, for those of you who have cats out there, okay? When do you feed them? All right, let's say you feed them at 7:00 a.m. in the morning, okay? But then they start whining at 6:30 in the morning. They've been really bad. If I were to move the food to come out at 6:30, they would start meowing at 6. It's a freaking paradox. Move it the other way. Starve them. No, move it to 8. No, we used to do 8. And then, no, but then they'll be up at 6:30 the next game meowing for two hours. Yeah, it's really annoying. It's like, it's like you can't win with a cat. You can't win. You, I, I heard, I heard the advice on the internet. They say, let them meow, they'll eventually stop. Whatever they need to learn, yada, yada, yada. We tried it. It, you can't beat a cat. They will always win. They always come out on top. I think it's just you. This breed, honestly. No, Fish never used to be like this in our old place. I genuinely think our apartment is giving them depression. Can cats have depression? I think so. I think they are depressed. We don't get sunlight. It's, it's terrible sunlight. They miss the sun. It's obviously smaller because Toronto has shoebox apartments. And where we lived before, it was so big. Fish could run around. We had sunlight literally all around, always lounging in the sun. Yeah. And I think he's just so depressed here. And he's just like, all he can do is eat. So he just eats. We set, like, like we set our, like automatic feeder to five times. We're probably going to have to do it six times a day just to feed them, just to feed them, like, to keep them happy because he's like, so sad in here. A look, he's so depressed. And usually they cling on to other depressed people. Like you. Well, you know, just feed them more. I mean, to me, it seems very easy. Yeah, but you got to be careful with cats because, like, they don't know when they should stop eating. I know, like, that's like, and most animals have that issue. Is like, they just eat, eat, eat because they don't know. They, they don't know. They're like, okay, I'll just eat because I can eat. But, like, look at them. They're skinny already. They're sleepy because of how much they eat. We've already increased their amount of food. Rudy's about to get so mad. Look what Carl's doing. I'm just going to say Peter. I would, I'd give him as much food as he wanted, and then he dies. I was about to say something. So I was like, where is he now? So I don't know if that's. Look, didn't Cor? You went the other direction. We're in the other direction. No, no. We feed them. Don't think we starve our cats. We feed them a lot. We give them so many treats. We're all about that. We stimulate them with our little, like, puzzles and stuff. They're fine. No, we're all about that base. Now we're going to feed them. Stop trying to make this work. I'm telling you, there's something there. There's something there. Y'all know, y'all know because there was that wave. I think at that time that song came out, there was a wave of like, you know, body positivity, plus size. Yeah, yeah. It was like, and Megan Trainer kind of came in, and she made like three songs, and they were all about that bass. I can't see the treble, though. How's treble? Well, I'm pretty sure treble is like the, the, like, bass is boom. Treble is, yeah. Treble is like, like tiny. Oh, they were like, they were like EOS skinny be words. They didn't say that. No, but that's, I think, I think there was something like that. Oh, you, oh, you go for that skinny girl. Like she would not say that because that's swinging the other way. That's like a, that's like a. Yeah, come on. Don't say F to the skinny girls. Why? Skinny girls come to me. Seriously. I'm going to say it. Ah, skinny girls. They're attractive. It's like they all been winning. No, seriously. Um, 80 lbs, dude. I think you should take anything you could get, bro. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I ke. I ke. Um, do we do it? Did we say it? Say what? Did you already talk about it? Talk about what? Last night. Oh, we did talk about last night. I thought that was. I had a big one. I had a big thing I want to talk about. Dang it. Wait, I had a whole story planned. That's okay. You'll remember later. Don't worry. Well, the drought is almost over in terms of soci. Apologies for the just circumstance and just admin personal. Just some things behind the scenes. And soon. Really. Admin personal. That's what you're going to blame it on. It's because you were being a baby about your wisdom teeth, bro. Well, is that not personal? Um, admin of you. And it's going to be back soon. And it'll be very frequent as well. Well, let's just say our next video is going to be a good one. Nice. That'll give him a lot to work. Yeah, I was just going to say that's like so. Oh, I keep staring at this like thing on your neck. What thing on my neck? I don't know. You get these weird like hives. But I thought it was a hickey and I was going to slap you. Yeah, why do I? I need to go see a dermatologist. I've been worried about like, ever since I saw Ninja's melanoma thing, I like want to go check out my moles. No, it's not a mole. You're like breaking out in hives. Yeah, see, I just have like skin diseases. I think you give me skin diseases. Okay, no, I do not. From the hospital? Maybe there's like some stuff floating around there and then you bring it home and then I'm. Yeah, yeah. There was this one incident I had a couple weeks ago when I actually cried at work. And like, I never cry. I don't cry ever. Was it Zika? Huh? No, Zika. Is that still happening? What do you mean, still happening? Zika virus. I don't know. I haven't heard of anything in the. They vaulted Zika for season four. Yeah, it's gone now. So, so it's cured, I guess? Or no, I don't know. There's no patients at all. There's no patients with Zika virus in the hospital. Thousands of people. I don't know. I think you would hear. I thought you would hear about it on the news. I, Zika was. Measles is a big thing. That's super popular right now. Measles, right? They're making a comeback. That was season one. It's coming back. Yeah. My dad had shingles. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen, dude. My bro had shingles too. Yeah, if you've had chickenpox, like, you'll get shingles when you're like 50. Whoa. I don't know what I have, but like, maybe like when I kind of rub my skin a little bit, it can get irritated. Or like, um, usually when I shower, I come out of the shower and I have like red blotches all over me. And I don't know if that's like some kind of, maybe it's a yeast infection. You're like one of those mugs that change temperature in the heat. Yeah, I think I am. I have something. I have some kind of different chemical in my body. Have chemical imbalances in my brain. Well, don't flatter yourself. You're not Ninja, okay? No matter how hard you try. I do need to get my moles checked, though. Have you? When's the last time you got your moles checked? Dude, I went. I haven't seen a. You scare me. Yeah, just doesn't go to the doctor, dude. Yeah, I do. When's the last time you went for a checkup? 5 years ago. When's the last time you got your tetanus shot? When's the last time? Like, I'm due for mine. Like, are you going to do? Are you? When are you doing yours? I'm sure you have to. Tetanus shot. Have to. Who's going to make me get the shot? I, in Canada, there's certain vaccines that you have to get in order to do what? In order to live, to be here, dude. Ted. In order for you to not brush up against. Oh, no, that's just for school. You don't go to school here. Yeah, yeah. So I don't need T. Anti. That's how it's shapen up to be. It's just so complicated. People in the US, y'all don't know. Canada's healthcare system is so daunting to me. It's so hard, intimidating. I don't know where to go. Freaking like, people just go to walk-in clinics. Like, that's the standard. As you go to a walk-in clinic for like actual help. I don't understand that. Then you got to get a family guy. Well, you, well, what you need is an actual doctor. If you're lucky enough to get one. Most, you have to like, it's like H. It's like a hype drop. Like new doctor drop. Get like, I can't get a new doctor here. I got to like. I'm. He goes to the doctor in Walmart. Yeah, I go to a doctor in Walmart in Ottawa, in the middle of the suburbs, because it's the one I've had for so long. I can't just like drop it and find a new one because I can't get. Like, we both travel like five hours to get to our doctor if we need to. So it's, it's really tough. And especially when you try to like also book something, you call them and then you get this nasty freaking receptionist. Every damn. Rude. They're not getting paid. No, they get paid enough. Like at a dental office, they make like 30 an hour. That's not enough. CAD. That is okay. To what's the price for what? Like an entry level job? I'm giving them a hard time though, either though. I'm just calling saying, hey, like, I, I, I, you know, I feel really bad here. Like, I, I just want to get checked. Like, I haven't been checked in five years. I don't know. I'm scared. They're like, seriously, is there anything wrong with you? Yeah. I'm like, I know. I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know. But you can't like, like, I know, I know people. People are saying like, okay, hypochondria. Like, you don't want to be a hypochondriac. Doctors used to be literally so different. So different. The way it worked. The way it worked. The, you know what family doctor stems from is like, this dude would know you like your whole life. And he would only know like 10 patients, bro. Like, or 10 families. And it's like, yeah, take care of y'all. You can hit me on a Sunday even. I'll come to the office if it's an emergency. Now it's. Or at least in the US, it's lowkey like like that in some towns. Like my doctor, I've had him since we moved to Ottawa. Like I was like 3 years old. I think I've been going. Yeah, like look, there's pros and cons. We got free healthcare here. Like, woohoo. But then it's also like, is it ever taken seriously here? Not really. Like in the US, like you got money, you will be seen. You will be checked out fully, whatever. But you just got to have the insurance or the money. The real benefit up here is like, if you have like cancer or some. That's probably where. But the thing is, it's like, how do you even know if you have cancer? You don't. Takes like two years. You literally need to like get lucky to be seen. Like you need to pray that just the doctor's feeling good that day. It's just like, if you get, if you like immediately are like dying and you need to go to the hospital and get chemo, then it's, you're going to get it. And it's not going to be paid. But don't let that, you know, don't extrapolate that any more than it is. I'm not trying to make a. We're trying to make a statement here. Are you? Are you making a political statement? Making a statement. Receptionist, please be nice to me. Seriously. I'm just a little boy lost in this world trying to get seen by a doctor. His mom just stopped calling the doctor for him a couple months ago. She said, you're old enough. So he's. You're new to this. Come on, receptionist, be nice to him. Seriously. Look, you want to be mean to a boy like me? Yes. I'm still. I'm. I'm just. They're forcing me to go holistic. Like I'm over here putting. I douche my butt. I freaking take herbal green teas. Like I don't know what I need to do. I'm. I'm onto the preventative side. Freaking. We all take care of ourselves in different ways. That's what we're trying to get at here. We're all trying. But we're just see, like everyone's lost. Society. Seriously. Society is just so. Is that a good sound? That was that was the sound you made is how it feels in my soul. So that was actually really well. No, we're just floating on this big rock. What's the, what's the one that everyone says? That seriously, we're, we're just on a big floating rock. Come on. Just on a rock in space going a million miles a minute. Damn it. Yeah. And and we're just here with the podcast thinking that this has any meaning. Now we're getting existential. Oh God. Oh God. Someone stop us. Andy, this is why I look to you. You, you always ground me whenever I start getting in my head. You always ground me. Which. Well, that's what I like about you. Is that what they're for? Girlfriend. Ground you. Stuff. Seriously. I bring him back to reality. Mhm. Oh, the girls. Gravity. Ground him. Please ground him. Take away his Eminem. Ground him, please. Um, Eminem listeners out there. It's just one dude. Yo, what's up? Keep going, dude. He's dropping. Wait, really? Teasing an album. I'm not. Damn. May's getting up there too. Threat to drop an album. Uh, yeah. Drake as well. You know what? Every time he could get smothered, he could, he could, he could disappear. But then like everybody pops out at The Avengers to go at him. Now he looks like. What does he look like? He looks like Laren G, bro. Everybody's like coming at him. You know, the best way to address a hater is not at all. You can't. You can't address something that's beneath you. Yeah. Drake, like, what are you doing, dude? You don't need to be even thinking about this. Seriously. Stop stressing out. Kendrick Lamar. You're going to. You care. You care about Kendrick Lamar. Are you kidding me? I kind of meant it vice versa. So, but that's okay. Like, if Kendrick to come out, he'd be like, Drake, come on. It's like, okay, now you're with Drake. Yeah. Drake's aura went up. His aura went down. Yeah. And it's an aura battle. It isn't. No, 2024 is the year of aura. Like it is competing with who much, who has more aura. Mandy's aura, pretty high. She never pops out anywhere. Where's Mandy? Where's Mandy? Even last night. Last night, because you came later because you were working. But, um, I was out and I ran into a fan. And she and she was like, oh my God, Martin, um, where's Mandy? Like, yeah, I let him out of the house once without me. And he was begging me to come. Like, I wasn't going to come. Like, I was so tired. I just need a doo. I need some. Please come out. Please. I can't go alone. He's like, you can't go anywhere without me. No, I can't go alone. Seriously. You were going to. It's so scary out there. Like, I can't just be walking around the streets alone. You weren't alone. You were with other people. Guess you scared. I had to come rescue him. No, I like. I either need you or I need. Either need you. You guys just. I don't know. I need you guys. Yeah, that was weird. You going out without either one of us was super weird. That was scary. And I, I Ubered all alone. I like, I was walking the streets. Everyone's like staring at me. That's what it always feels when you're out and about. You went and then you called her up. Yeah, he called me. He like, man, no, he didn't even call me. He said, I'm calling your Uber right now. And I was laying in bed and I was like, is he for real right now? Yeah, because that's when it's an emergency. Like, I, you know why it was an emergency? I was the fifth wheel because it was guy, girl, guy, girl, all in relationships. I was like, no, I can't. I'm feeling like Hamza right now. I can't do this. And can you imagine? Yeah. Is that how you feel all the time? Sad? Is that how you feel? No, I, I thrive here. Um, because I'm an observer at at my core. Just in all. Dude, we're like those conjoined twins. And then I'm married to Mandy. Oh my God. You saw that video? The ones that got married? Yeah. Compare to. No questions. Like, what for? For the couple? Yeah. There's. Are they legally married? Because they get. I saw they get one salary. So are they? They get one salary. Yeah. It's ridiculous because they do the job of one person. Said, oh, and I'm like, I heard they two tuitions. Yeah, two tuitions. And then they have two tuitions. And then they have, um, what if they both want to study something different? They have to go to each other's class. That's like the best. Like, you could cheat so easily. You just have like one twin like little whisper ear. Well, it depends on what they share. I'm not sure, honestly. If my conjoined twin is like, not on the same wave, may I be pretty pissed? And me, come on. Yeah, like imagine one wants to study like fashion, another person wanted to be like mechanical, like engineer or something. That'd be crazy. No, they have to come to a middle ground on that. That's just ridiculous. Or just don't go to school and be, and, and start a podcast. I'd probably listen to theirs. I would definitely listen to their podcast. Freaking information they probably have of like everything we don't know. Like I heard that like when they get stomach aches, they both feel it. Wow. Well, imagine being that connected. Like it's like, are you talking about twins in general or just conjoined? Conjoined twins. Well, I think they share like stuff. The same, like system. They, it's, it's so, every, it's so different. Like, I think they have the same reproductive system. They, I think they have two, two hearts. I believe they obviously have two brains. They have two hearts, Mandy. Because one heart is given to that guy. The other heart is all alone. They do have two hearts. Would that be like a plural marriage? Like, I don't, I don't understand. And how would it be a? Because why did, why they considered one person in some circumstances? And then that, it's like, do they have two IDs? Yeah, there's questions there that need. They got to see Ben. Ben Carson. Ben Carson. You know about Ben Carson? That's Ken Carson's dad. He was in the cabinet of Trump's, um, I believe one of his. Anyway, he's the first guy to separate conjoined. Oh my God. Like they successfully are now their own person. Uh, if I'm not mistaken, but it was conjoined at the head. So he was a neurosurgeon and he split it there. Oh my God. That's beautiful. So thanks Ben Carson for everything you've done. It's funny because you guys don't know how evil he is. He's also like, terrible. A clock is wrong twice a day. Right. A clock is right twice a day. Yeah. A clock is a broken clock is right twice a day. Yeah. He's an evil person, but he's can be right sometimes. Oh, what the hell was that for? He's been on a thing where he likes fingers. You can't leave your hands anywhere. Ex-bite them for him. He likes when something, when your finger goes underneath something. Yeah, when you go like this, that he doesn't know that's connected. He doesn't object. What's it called? Permanence. What's this now? Crls it with me now. It's Google. He needs a bath. Yeah, he's so gross. Dude, my neighbor has a dog that just keeps yelling at me and doesn't yell at anyone else. What do you mean yelling? Barking. Barking. Excuse me. I mean, was it that hard to connect? But like, when you say, I don't know what yelling means. I'm sorry. Wow. Really? In a dog? Yeah, I don't know what you're referring to. Yelling. There's yelping, so that's different. Well, it's funny because she is attractive. And the dog? No, the woman. Sorry. I need to connect the dots there, guys. Am I being? Am I being? We're just pulling your leg, man. Seriously. Let's have fun on this podcast. Okay. Damn. I don't know. Have fun. Um, no, but and she is. And then every time I bump into her, I swear she's vibing with me too. And then this dude just wants to chop my arm off. And I'm like, he's protecting his own. You know, you're a [ __ ]. They say, they say these dogs really see like the true soul of a person. They could tell that you're faking who you are. No, he look, he's the breed is like one of those mutts from memble. Like this dude, he's a little one of those street dogs. Yeah, he like, look, he's not like some cute Poodle or whatever. But n. This morning, I see her again. And I'm like, she's like, just try, like, she's always trying to get me to try with the dog. And I'm like, come here, buddy. And he, I, I'm near you. You do have weird, weird energy, though. Like if I were a dog, I would not. You're more cat than dog. A cat. It's fair. And she's like, just try this time. Like, go fully in because.

I'm kind of half-assing in they fear sense that I'm like, okay, that's fair. I just go all the way in and that's like a near miss. Almost lost my [ __ ] fingers and I'm like, it's a safe balance. It's like, it's like, oh, a dog. Like, you have to be really, like, I love dogs. Like, you have to, like, come in with that energy. You go, "Dog, okay, yeah." You can't do that. No, I did like a baby. "But come here, buddy." And went, "That scares me even more." If you would do that, "Come here, little boy." No, I told her, I'm like, "I'm going to try not to take this person." Like, how would you pat a kid on the head? I wouldn't. Why would you do that? Really? You guys wouldn't do that? Do you do that? I see a little boy, like, he maybe go like this. Who lets you touch their child? A lot of people because they trust me, dude. You know what I realized? Okay, for a while, I hadn't seen an animal in a really long time, like a year straight. Um, and I was like, "I really need to see an animal. Like, I don't be seeing animals." And I saw it, and it was really nice.

I haven't seen a baby in like, three years. Like, I got to see a baby. Y'all be seeing babies? The fresh baby or like the freshest, like three and below, maybe? Like an in, like a toddler, an infant, maybe they could be walking, just starting. I haven't seen a baby in, I haven't seen a baby maybe in five years. Touched none of that. I haven't held a baby. Held a baby? Have you ever held like a newborn? Like, not like maybe like a few weeks old? Have you ever, like, your family member had a baby? Yeah, maybe my siblings, maybe like my cousin when, when they were born. There's something magical about holding, you know, someone, a human life, in your hand. Yeah. It's kind of scary. Yeah. No, that I'm good. I don't need something that the brain is still malleable. Like, I would like, like the soft spot. No, I'm good on that. Very good.

I think that's what, I think that's what I did with my brother. Cuz my parents were like, "Look, like, his brain is still like, or his skull is, whatever." So like, we were doing this, like, we were going like the other pop up, then I'd press that. Dude, stop. My freaking emetophobia is activating. What the hell? You know what threw me off? Every time I, the baby head conversation comes up, I, I don't know why. I found out like the babies sometimes wear those helmets, right? Yeah. When they have like a cone head. Like Martin had to wear that. I had a cone head. Cone head. I did. Cone bread. I had a, I had a, a coke bottle head. Anyway, besides the point. Apparently they stink like crazy. What? You have to keep them on. The helmet, you have to keep them on for like, six months sometimes. If, like, stink. How baby stink like that? I know that [ __ ] smells so crazy. But like, how babies are musty? Like the placenta like crust in their hair still? Oh, jeez. Placenta crust. New odor unlocked. The garlic parmesan placenta crust. Placenta stuffed crust. No, people eat their placenta. They like fried an egg. You're going to have he ATA stuff crust. Cuz that was all over the table and the seat and there was like chunks in it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop talking about it. We'd be the first podcast have a live puke like into the mic. Just audio listeners. And then, no, seriously, rate this podcast five stars if you guys almost puked listening to this podcast. SP podcast. We need to see what we can and cannot say on podcast cuz we're still learning and we're implementing something. When you rate it, it actually might prompt you with a question asking you for feedback. So there you can also give feedback as well. Yeah. Make sure it's positive or else. Cuz we can see if, when you rate it, what your name is, where you live, and stuff. And obviously, if you rate it NE, going to come find you. I'm going to come find you. Yes, you placenta stuff crust.

And while we're here, there is also Patreon episodes every week on, on Thursdays. And it's just me. And there's no placenta talk for the most part. I'm not there yet. Just you. Scary. Yeah. Imagine you just talking about placenta by yourself. Like, how would that come up? You don't have to imagine it. Give me $5. Yeah. There's conversations that you can only get when there's three of us. And there's only, there's one only with you. You know? Yeah. But, um, yeah, you know, I'm just baffled that a baby head can stink. But I'm open to it. You know? But I'm not. You're open to having a child, right? Yes. But that's not what I was. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So you, you, you'd like, I can't picture you having a kid. I don't know why. You just seem like, you know, like an uncle. Like you're going to be a cool uncle. That is the meanest [ __ ] I've ever heard. I'm going to try to take that on. Like, when people want to be like the cool aunt. Not everyone wants to have kids. So what does that, what's that sound construction? Something they can't hear it. Um, yeah, just like the cool uncle, cool aunt. I just see like Martin and I having like, little, like kids running around. We like stressed. And then you just come over and you're like, "Hey, it's me." And [p your arms] and you play video games with them and stuff. Would that sound, wouldn't that be fun? But it'd be cool if you had your own kids. They could play. I can't wait to start a family channel in like, five years. And you're there. And you're just hanging out with the kids. I'm not in your family channel. I'll have my own family channel. I'll have my own family podcast. Oh, okay. Be Patreon only. It's just my, there kids talking. What is this like [ __ ] Carl? It's just my baby. Just like, like, yeah. Oh, it's like that one guy with his daughter podcast. No, I see single father in my near future, somehow. Near future. It'll just be like, like Firefighter style. Like, I'm going to get a baby. See you adopting a child. And like, that's it. Like, yeah, that'd be cool. You'd be a cool single dad. Like, I would adopt a child just so I could split rent with somebody. That would be my kind of G. You make your child split rent? I would foster some like, just turned 18-year-old. I'm like, "All right, let's split this in half." And he's like, "And you, my son, and and you're going to do the dishes. And then you have to watch uh shows with me." Okay, bro. He's like, "Just wants a friend." He's lonely. S yeah, you just want a friend, bro. Just say it. Um, yeah, different one than you. Yeah. Something to mix it up would be nice. Cuz I got mine from like, a one stuff visiting stuff. And it's apparently you're freaking carnival gang. I don't think you really. Who? Who? Yeah, it's horrific. Horrific. You really did that? You went from Carnival to Eminem to Sweet Caroline to shake that ass for Drake. Shake that ass for me. No, this is why popping out is not what it is anymore. No, it isn't. I've been trying to say that's what I've been trying to say earlier. Like, we're not old, but I feel like I'm too old for that. Like, I can't be going to do that stuff anymore. Like, I like a chill bar, cute cocktails. I don't want. Yeah, something cool, fun. Like, I will never go to a place like that again. The, the throwing up guy ruined it for me. But just like, even before that, the music they were playing, the people just like getting like thrown off the tables from like the bouncers. It's like, you. Oh, yeah. Everyone, everyone was standing on tables. Like, it's like a weird thing. Like, you were like, "It's Easter weekend." I saw. I was like, "Wait, we could do this." I never done it. So I just wanted to do it for the memes, right? Yeah. Maybe you belong there a little more. I think M's outgrown it. You, you got a couple years. I can have fun in any environment. Put me anywhere. I'll have fun. I am the fun. Party doesn't start till I walk in. Famous words. Kesha. Well, I'm going, I'm going to get into the advice segment here. Ah, if you don't know, you can actually private message the, the, we have an Instagram, out of character pod. And you could send your dilemma, confessions, even that's something out of character pod on Instagram. Don't be sending it personally to me or Hamza. It has to go there. That's, that's the only thing we check here. Okay, first confession comes in. Here's a confession, SL question. I am freshly 18 and for the past six months, I have been vaping and smoking weed regularly. I am a senior in high school and also under a lot of extraneous pressure. Big word for an 18-year-old. In my home life and I feel like any kind of substance eases my anxiety and lets me have fun. Nicotine is what I'm most worried about as I know I'm already addicted, but I don't know how to go about quitting and dealing with all my anxiety again. I want to find a place for my substance, say like alcohol and weed, in my life, but how do I not let it control my life, especially being so young? This is corny as [ __ ] but hopefully you guys can do something with it. Love you guys. Keep slushing. Homo, this one's for you. Wow. I will. I'll tell you, I'm not an addict. So that's what an addict would say. Um, actually, funny enough, I just, I got fully addicted to vaping again just about a 10 days ago. I accidentally, someone left the vape in my home. And I used to, I did it for, let me answer the question. Stop right there and just congratulate you for a second for being so upfront and honest. No, I do it on the Patreon all the time. So if you actually want some honesty, go there. Sometimes it's too honest. Um, uh, yeah, accidentally, someone left it at my home. I did it for like, eight months. It was, I didn't think it would sneak up on me, but quitting it was very difficult, surprisingly. But actually not surprisingly, because it's a drug. Um, and then someone left it in my home and I was like, "I might just hit this ho until it's gone." And then I had to get my wisdom teeth removed. And you can't do it when that happens. And I was like, "Wow, if it wasn't for the wisdom teeth removal, I could, I could be fuling the swing of it right now." And actually, I'm still want some. So my advice to you with the nicotine thing, it's that you're not going to do it forever. Yeah. You, you just can't. At some point, this is more actually for the weed advice, but it's like, you're not going to be 28 and doing it. You're not going to be 30, hopefully. Fingers crossed. And at some point, you have to stop. And the longer you hold on to it, the more the, you know, effects, the harder it's going to be to actually for that final stretch or whatever. Yeah. Not the best advice. But have you either of you vaped? You guys never told me. Um, I, I had a slight vaping phase, but, um, it was back when they were like, those customizable box vapes or whatever ones where you have to like build it yourself. Like, literally before they hit market shelves. Oh, yeah. Um, and, and yeah, I mean, I liked it, but I'm also not naturally the most like addicted to anything. So like, um, I, I never had a real problem with getting addicted. I think for me, drinking is one that's just like, I'm almost just socially addicted to it. Like, it's like, yeah, you feel like you have to drink. Feel. And it's not like, no one's like shoving it down your throat, but it, it's like, you're out. Like, "What do you mean you're not going to drink?" Sometimes a spicy margarita sounds so good. Does that make me an addict? I don't know. I don't know. But it does. Sober is always the best. No matter what people say. I don't want to hear no. I want to find a time and place for it in my life. Girl, let's be real. Like, you do not need to be doing it. It is just, you just feel it. Unes. You did. I do it. Did I say it right that time? Yes, you did. See, we learned on the podcast. Yes. It unives you. Well, especially if you're under 25 and smoking weed, it's, you know. My mom said that. Yeah. Yeah. It affects your brain development. What said about you? She was like, she was like, "Oh, you know," she was like talking just in general. She was talking about the shrooms that we did at Comic-Con. And she was like, "Really? You need to take care of Hamza. Be the big brother that he never had." The hell, yeah. Cuz you're the oldest here. She said that I should be like, maybe giving you a better, like, um, cuz you're younger than me, right? So, and your brain hasn't fully developed. And you did shrooms. So, dude, you're going to be stuper when you grow up. [Music] Stuper. I, that's the biggest thing. Cuz it, as someone who is, you know, you see people's like, kind of stray further and further. I know it's like some like Facebook meme, but like, I mean, I mean mentally, mainly. And it's like, "Oh, snap." Like, the person who started smoking at 18 and it's smoking. Like, if two people meet at 30, one person regularly started smoking when they're 18, and the other when they're 25. Completely different. Like, the other person is like, uh, like, actually, like an idiot. Because during the most important time of your brain development, you are suffocating your brain a little bit. So, man, you're the nurse. Why are you the quietest one here? You're the n. And we're saying this. And we're saying, "I'm not addicted to anything." I don't know. I don't vape. I've never. Love wine. And that's still a problem. You should undermine it. Uh, drinking is bad. And I don't know. I don't know why we drink. Like, I don't know. Yeah, it's question. Why are we forced drink? Every time I drink, I'm like, "I don't want to do that again." Like, my head hurts so bad this morning. It's going to get worse. Mandy, so we got to cut it right now. Let's say, "Okay, starting today, we're never going to touch a freaking single glass of alcohol." Was one. Oh my God. Literally two days ago, Martin was craving wine so bad for some reason. It was like, five minutes before the door closed. He's like, "Mandy, let's run right now." Because we were having a little cute night together. It was like we were watching a really good show. And then we had our snacks. And I was like, "Well, wine would be awesome to." Yeah. But you are the addicted one. You say you're not addicted to anything. You literally, you're like, "M, let's go. I'll get the keys. Come on. Let's run. Let's run." I'm like, "First of all, we're not going to be those people who go into the store like two seconds before it's closing. That's just disrespectful." She's more focused on disrespect. Very respectful, girl. Mandy is. Yeah. Thank you. Is there something about respect in this next one? This next one says, "Hello Martin, Hamza, and hopefully Mandy. My name is Bianka. I'm 20 and I like Oklahoma. And I have a confession to make. I enjoy reading boys love manga. So apparently it's boys loving each other. I, I don't sexualize gay relationships or anything. I'm by myself, by myself. And I just really like the stories and it makes me happy seeing two people happy. I think you guys should watch Cherry Magic. My two best friends are the only people that know about this. Thank you and have a nice Easter." So she wants us to watch, um, boy boy loving stuff. Boy love. What was the advice? Sorry, it's a confession. She watches gay as a bisexual girl, manga as a bisexual girl. She likes boy love manga. I'll tell you this. I watched Bros with Billy Eichner. I think is his name. Worst movie I've ever seen. And I went, it's a fully gay movie. It's like super duper gay. Apparently made for the gays. I went into it like, "Let me see." You know, I just enjoy it. It was terrible. It was so bad. What was it? The plot? It was like a rom-com. It was like a, like a Hallmark movie, but gay. Oh, yeah. So sucked. Hallmark movies are not the best. Yeah. Yeah. No, he like fully played into the Hallmark. He was also ter. Watch that for that reason. They know it's going to be a bad movie. What's the best gay movie out there? Brokeback. And I've been meaning to watch it. Have you seen it? No. No, I haven't seen it. I see clips of it and I'm like, "I understand being invested in." I'm like, "Whoa, this is crazy." He's like, "We could have had a place together." And now we just got this. And it's like, "Whoa, what the hell?" This is like, why am I invested? Just feels like it's based in reality. That's kind of what it is. Yeah. Cuz they, cuz they're both. You go on. No, you go on a freaking camping trip with your boy. Like, like, Mandy, watch out. Oh, [ __ ] oh. There was, um, yeah, sorry. I didn't know. Brokeback. I thought it was just like the name of like a. Can I say the P word? Penis. Borno. Borno. Borno. A Borno. Uh, well, there is ones like that. Take that kind of thing. I thought it was because if anyone who has wicked whims. And you go on a TV or computer and you say, "Watch Borno." And one of the options, there's only three. Why are you? Oh, right. Corn. Oh, come on. I'm sorry. I'm not into this like TikTok lingo. I'm sorry. Bjorn Gorn. I forgot. Why did I forget that one? That's actually one that I do know. I was thinking to. Are you got my head? You watch it on the Sims? No, I don't watch it on the Sims, but your Sims can watch corn. And there's only three options. And one of them is, what's it called? Brokeback. Broke back. Really? Yeah. That's they change it a little bit. They go like, I don't know. Blow the back mountain. Blow his back out. No, it's actually like, if you, it's called broke back. Like, it actually, maybe they're just watching Brokeback Mountain. Why do you think it's a corn? It is because it's under the corn section. And you see it. So that's your confession is that you watch corn on the Sims? I don't watch corn on the Sims, but I've explored everything of wicked whims. Cuz when I got, you got them mod. So don't even hate on me. He downloaded this for me. Because you said, "I, I didn't know what was." You just like, "I need this mod." And I was like, "Okay." I said it because if anyone who actually uses it, it's not just about the segs. It's about PL. They always say, "All right, you can get an acction." Acction accordion. What are you talking about? You can get, you can go to the wicked store. You can go get like Tans. And you can. Can I just say one thing? You keep trying to censor these words. They have to be words. Acc portion. You have to say like accordion. Wait, there is one for, um, also, you don't have to censor. Say abortion. Oh, really? That's a trigger word. You told me I can't say trigger. She feels really bad about how she said the hard art in the beginning. Don't. Oh, not hard. No, that's not the right one. Wor. Okay, stop. Stop. Let's stop talking. I'm lost. I'm 16. And this isn't really drama or anything, but I ask HSA, please keep me updated on your wisdom teeth on the podcast or on your Instagram, as I'm about to get mine out. I know everyone will have a different experience, but it will still help. I have five of them and still have extra roots in them. How do have five? Yeah, people are getting as much as eight or something. What? Eight wisdom teeth? Very wise people. Shark. Well, thanks for asking because I actually have no to talk to because everyone's just so tired of me talking about it. But just real quick, a quick update. I'm on day 10. And I just have to empty out the holes in my mouth. There's no actual pain. It's just awkward. I can't eat Doritos. Um, rice is very hard. All I'm going to say is this, fatten yourself up for it because you, you might lose some weight. Yeah, he came to our house and stole all of our yogurt. Because that's all you could have is yogurt and stock up on yogurt, ice cream, and etc. But I wish you the best, but expect the worst. Genuinely. Slushies. I have a big dilemma. I am a 23-year-old man turning 24 in about two weeks. That's that bad. That being no. That being said, I am a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan. Although I don't tell many people. People. I really want the Sonic the Hedgehog racing jacket from the store Box Lunch. Kind of like a less edgy Hot Topic. My dilemma is, will my girlfriend find it weird if I wear a jacket? That jacket all the time? It is a bit expensive, so I would wear it out all the time to get the most use out of it. I just don't want to be judged for repping the Blue Blur. Oh, that's hard. I like that. I will put the picture of the jacket below. Let me know your thoughts. Yeah, can you pull this up? I will. Give me a moment here. But first of all, before we even do that, love Sonic. Do whatever you want. Sonic is. No, but he's cool. He's really dope. But you know who's even cooler? Shadow. Oh, yes. I like Knuckles. Knuckles is pretty cool too, but he's kind of an [ __ ]. That's why I like him. He doesn't care. He's not here to play around. I like Tails. Tails. That's a red flag. Mandy, do you know any of this? I have no idea what you're talking about. Sonic. I know the blue guy, but I don't know the other names you're talking about. I have advice for this one. Who cares what you wear? That's a good. That's a good point. Oh, wait. Oh, here we go. Here's the. That's a, that's a really nice jacket. There's nothing wrong with that. I thought you were going to have some blue Hedgehog on there. Dude, let's buy him it. We'll buy you it, man. Let's buy them in right now. What is, what is it? How much is it? $90? We got you, bro. We will buy you it. Send us your address and everything. Yeah, this is our equivalent of like Drake buying someone's tuition or something. We but also, like, I want you to be comfortable in what you want. Like, you for, if we buy it for you, then you don't have to. It was a gift, you know that? And you don't have to worry about how many wears you get into it. Wear it as many times as you want or as little as you want, cuz you got it for free. Yeah. Like, you know, you know who you are. Send us your information. What is it? Who? I actually had advice for once. I never give advice. He doesn't need advice. He said, "What is this? A confession?" How's that confession? My advice. Who cares what you wear? I'm wearing a $2 shirt from the children's section in the thrift store. Myice. Here we go. You just wanted to show off how fre. Come on. No, I threw this on. And this is the first time I actually didn't really care what I was wearing on the pod. Congratulations. She's getting more. She's getting more comfortable every day. I'm scrolling through your Instagram, man. You seem super chill. If your girl is not cool with your love for the, the Blue Blur, then, uh, drop her instantly. And that's. Oh, there she is. We found her. She looks like Sonic a little bit. Oh, yeah. She has that. She has a hedgehog nose. Do you like Sonic enough to date a girl because she looks like Sonic? Let us know. Follow up. Anyway, good luck to you. Um, and drop her if she's not cool with that. Confession. Hi, both of y'all plus Mandy, if she's there. Love you, Queen. Oh, thank you. In the second grade, in the library, I [ __ ] my pants. Oh, Martin, you got this one. Because my teacher didn't want to let me go to the bathroom until everyone got their books. Wow. I hate teachers like that. Unreal. I didn't tell anyone. I just sat at the round table with with all the other classmates and let it loose. We were there for another 15 minutes. And the librarian and the teacher were complaining about the smell. They did call the janitor to come around and check the vents. But we left the classroom. And my teacher tapped me on the shoulder and said, "My mom was in the nurse's waiting for me." I got my ass beat when I went home. The next day, my entire class told me poopy pants. And to this day, I wonder if they think about me. Probably. Unfortunately, they probably do. I'm 20 now. Love you guys. Me and my boyfriend watch you every time you drop a video. That's not your fault. Like, honestly, teachers are so mean. Like, I had a teacher and I was in the third grade as well. My stupid French teacher. I hope you're watching this, Madame Hall. Who call her out. Anyway, I had a really bad ear infection. Like, I just had a cold and it turned into an ear infection. Like, throbbing pain. And we had to play that game. I don't know if anyone else played in elementary school where you like put your head down, you have like your hand up, and like when they tap you and stuff. Seven up. Yeah, that one. But we're playing it in French or something. I don't even know. Some French game. And then I couldn't put my head on the table because it hurt so much. And then she's like, "Mandy, put your head down." She literally put my head down. I'm like, "It hurts." And I was like crying. She thought I was faking it. She literally, I went home to my parents and I was like crying. They took me to the doctor. Anyway, she got in a lot of trouble. So you should have done that. You should have gone like, back at your teacher. Then they would have called her poopy pants, not you. You should have thrown at her like, like a chimp in the middle of the library. Then see how she felt about that. Happened to me, dude. I was, I was really sick one day and I was in school. And we had to, every day you have to start the day off with the Canadian national anthem, of course. And my stomach was killing me. I was like, ready to vomit everywhere. You were that. We had to sing through O Canada. And then I went to a Catholic school. So we had to do morning prayer. And I'm pretty sure it was like Easter weekend, something like this time where you have like a million different prayers because obviously Good Friday, Easter, Jesus was risen out of the grave, right, right. So it was just long and long, so long. And I finally asked to go to the washroom. And I sprinted. And then I, I fainted on the floor, like in front of the washroom, because it was so much for my body to handle to try and resist puking that I just like fainted for a second. Then I got back up and I sprinted into a stall and just let it loose. Just like that person. And that was my like horror story for, for, yeah. I always had a fear that I would be the kid that would like throw up at school. Cuz that you never come back from that. That's so embarrassing. Like, I threw up so many times. My body gave out. That's how hard I was trying not to be that kid to spew everywhere. No, I've threw up literally so many times. I never did. I, I know you, you were the type of guy where you just, the puke would just go and just like roll. No, no, that's insane. No. Once I was on the bus. You ever had like a jacket? You know, it's one of those days in the fall where it's like cold in the morning, hot at night. My mom gives me this [ __ ] big ass jacket. And I'm on the bus going home. Like, yellow bus. Y'all didn't, y'all know about y'all yellow bus? Yellow bus. All right, relax. Think he, where do you think we live? Like, I don't know anything about Canada, man. Y'all. No, you're on a blue bus, bro. Like, public transit in elementary. You think we take that? The UK does. Really? Mhm. Anyway, um, then they freaking, um, yeah, then I was on, I was like pushing people to get out. I think I was like, "Bro, I'm going to throw up." And they think I'm joking. I'm like, "I swear to God." I told them I ate mac and cheese like that lunch. I'm like, "You know I'm about to throw up mac and cheese, right?" The guy in front of me, like, I think I was like in eighth grade at that point. So I'm like, one of the oldest people like on the bus. The kid in front of, like, in fourth grade. He's like, "I can't move the line." I'm like, "Are you serious?" All over the kid. Just drenched him. No, you're lying. I swear to God. What did the kid do? It's a kid. It was a kid. Poor kid. Another time at lunch, they were just like, "Seeing how many hamburgers I can eat." When guys, please. I have to ex this conversation. You're making this like really hard for me to be much puke in this. I look at it. That's what it. You know, cuz that's. No, that kid, you traumatized him. Oh my God. Oh, and that little kid grew up to be Mandy. No, I look at it funnily because you can't do it like that anymore, you know? You just can't have a good puke no more. And us without a freaking girl around here yelling and yapping. H hi Martin, Hza. Love the podcast. You are the wind beneath my wings. Wow, that's poetic. Thank you. My name is Emily and I have a confession for you guys. I used to edit Millie Bobby Brown in 201, 2018. And one day she reposted one of my edits on her Instagram story. I was super excited at first, but then went into a full mental crisis because I thought I had hit my peak in life and nothing would ever get better than that moment. I was literally 12, but I would actually stay up until 4:00 AM just staring at my wall, rocking back and forth because I didn't know if there was even a point in doing anything. I think it was also slightly the fact that I had been perceived by someone whose opinion I valued so much at the time. I couldn't talk to anyone about this because I was too embarrassed. My overthinking final boss. I think it's silly now, but it was tough for a little while. Like, it took my over my whole life. Would you guys do the same if Millie had reposted something you've made on her Instagram story? Probably. I, I have a little bit. Not now. No, I don't think now. Maybe when she was at her peak and Stranger Things, that would have been amazing. But no, a repost to a story. I would, I would freak out. I, I'd stare at the wall for a couple nights. No, me was like, main feed. Whoa. You post you on your main feed as like one of the slides in a meme or something. If I saw Millie in real life, I would, I would cry. Seriously. Yeah, y'all don't know. Y'all don't know her impact. I don't think you're, you're Millie. If I saw, maybe like, Millie is theon mozo. No, you could see him any day. He's on Broadway like every Friday. Really? Yeah. Is that what he's doing now? Mhm. He, that's where he started. He's like in some of the best Broadway players on earth. Oh, Millie's got this aura to her. She is like the rightful heir to the UK. Oh, yeah. You know, she's just freaking awesome. So no, you're actually see in the right for that. And you will, uh, you have peaked already. I think you have more to go. I think your next victim should be try to edit someone who's a bit more, just slightly above Millie. What's an easy? Yeah, do some edits of Zuck. Cuz he'll actually post you. He'll repost. He does. He does. I've seen him repost it. Who? Mark Zuckerberg. They call him the Zuck. They call him Zuck. That's his Instagram username. Zuck? Really? Yeah, he reposts edits of himself. He does. He does. You have to just follow him already. Thank you for listening everyone. Thursday solo. Next Sunday, we'll be back. Um, that's it. Bye-bye. Goodbye. [Music] n [Music]