Transcription
A big, pink cake standing peacefully in the middle of nowhere.
*Intro: Head 2 Head (Versus Mode) - Sonic Mania*
Sonic: Hey, what a nice cake! I'm kinda feeling hungry now! So I'm going to check it out!
*Sonic approaches the cake and observes it carefully...*
Mario: Look at that cake! It looks really tasty we should go get ourselves a piece!
Luigi: No worries, Mario! I'll make sure we both get a slice each!
*Meanwhile, Sonic is still observing the cake, a little hesitant to take a slice just yet.*
Luigi: Good day, Sonic! May I grab a huge slice of the cake? I am really hungry and I need it so I can fill my tummy with satisfaction!
*Sonic sends a flying kick towards Luigi and Sonic witnessed it with pure shock. The music also stopped.*
Mario: Luigi, you said you wanted to grab the slices for the both of us!
Luigi: Ah, no, no! Don't think it's gonna be easy to have the cake all for yourself!
Mario (sneaks behind Luigi): Hi guys! Today I'm going to prank Luigi!
Mario (punches Luigi from behind): You don't even deserve the cake! Mario: You're better off eating trash instead!
Luigi (butt-attacks Mario): How dare you tell me to eat trash, you fat spaghetti thief! Luigi: I'm taking that cake all for myself and that is final!
Mario (punches Luigi again): Yes, eat trash, Lui-tree! Because you're going to get polluted from eating them! I'm taking away the cake!
Luigi (punches Mario on the torso): No way you're going to do that!
Mario (kicks Luigi on the face): I SAID I'M TAKING AWAY THE CAK-
Luigi (karate-chops Mario): SHUT UP! YOU'RE GONNA GET DIABETES IF Y-
Mario (punches Luigi on the face): I don't give a damn if I ever get diabetes or not, you little-
Sonic (punches both Mario and Luigi): NO! It won't be a 'piece of cake' for you! So if you want it...
Sonic: ...you both have to get through me first!
(Cyberspace 4-D: Rumble Rave Remix - Sonic Frontiers plays in background!)
*Sonic got pancaked by an anvil.*
Sans: Sorry for interrupting your little arguement. Let's settle this by dividing the cake each.
Sonic (punches Sans): Hey! Where did you even come from? That cake doesn't belong to you!
*Luigi suddenly rams both Sonic and Sans with his go-kart!*
Luigi: Oh yeah! I'm Luigi, number one!
*Mario strikes back by dropping an anvil on Luigi!*
Mario (to audience): Don't forget to buy our massaging chair at a discounted price to- (Wow, he took the chance to promote SereneSmooth!)
*Sonic stops Mario's promo by punching Mario aside.*
Sonic (to audience): My homemade chili dogs are tastier than Mario's spaghetti-
*Sans interrupts Sonic's promo by punching him with his gaster blaster firearm.*
Sans (to audience): I don't get why those three are fighting over a cake the size of a fountain. I'm sure that cake belongs to a wedding ceremony.
*Mario, tied up with a taped mouth, being bombarded into oblivion by Luigi's tank.*
Sonic (behind Luigi's tank): Time for you to perish!
*Sonic punches Luigi out of the tank effortlessly...*
*...that Luigi was sent flying outerspace!*
*Where did Sonic get all that strength from?*
*Luigi jumpscare in space ;0*
*Sans is just standing there...*
*...while watching Sonic dodge all his upcoming anvils in Undertale-style!*
Sonic: C'mon! Is this all you got? Sonic: I find it funny-
*Wait for it...*
Sans (punches Sonic from behind with his gaster blaster firearm): Hey, please don't underestimate me like that! I was just trying to go easy on you.
*Sans got shot by one of Luigi's lighting balls.*
Luigi: You guys are lame and weak, so you guys need to give up on getting the cake now!
*An inhaling sound can be heard from the distance.*
*At the distance where the sound came from, Kirby is seen standing up innocently...*
*...not until Kirby spits the cake he inhaled, as the cake turned into a huge star and rolled away!*
Kirby: What a delicious cake!
Sans: This will happen if we go too overboard on the fight. Sans: Someone would eventually join in and eat it like that.
Kirby: Oh! Why are those guys looking at me? Kirby: Maybe they enjoyed seeing the challenge I was doing!
*Kirby leaves the scene with satisfaction.*
*In a twist, the scene also zoom-transitions out to Kirby's phone, which there are numerous views, likes and comments on his cake mukbang livestream.*
Kirby (holding his phone): Wow! I got a lot of views! Kirby (holding his phone): I'm so proud of my achievement! Kirby (holding his phone): I hope I get to do those kind of challenges again soon! Kirby (holding his phone): It was really fun to make! Kirby (closes the app and keeps phone aside): Even the comments on my video are positive! Kirby: 'Lmao he finished the cake in one second' - randomdude_159 Kirby: Also, did those guys mistaked me for being a cake thief? Kirby: I think they won't have to settle that 'business' anymore. Kirby: It was fun watching the entire fight, though! Kirby: Thank goodness I didn't get myself involved. Kirby (to audience): Yeah, I think that's all I have to say!
Outro Title - That cake was a mukbang setup the whole time :,(
Outro Song: - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)