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Good morning. Good morning. I'll connect you with the sales problem, Miss Dixon. Y'all chose 'em good bein' pryin' shoelace, but I thought you as good as an L brother. We took nine bars. Do you think we deserve this? Yes, ma'am. I'm eleven. I could you think Susan, Daffy, and I are as good as everybody says? Hey, you kids were swell. Hey, what's your boy stage-struck? Right, you three kids with a hit of the show. Mr. Huxley, see that my car is downstairs in five minutes. This is to all department heads: Hereafter, there will be no more annual employees show, as it destroys the efficiencies of personnel. That's all. Sign my name to it. I'm lunching at the Commercial. If any important calls come in, you can reach me there. Yes, actually. Hello, Dixie. His Majesty just with get daddy and hurry right up. You clear with me now? Ten. You, you've got a captivating little minx. Oh, Mr. Huxley, you know I'm a very lonely old man. Dixie, my wife doesn't understand me. Listen, you old Huck's, I've been waiting a long time to tell you this. You're nothing but a miserable old fathead. Dick, same. And you've got no ear for music, or your grades, or salaries. Come on, girls, let's make the record market ready. One, two.
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When your sweetheart now, we'll find out how good we are. I'll bet we're even better. Not if we all we oughta quit and be actresses. Practices? That'd be great. A hopeful our faith doesn't catch us here, honey boy. He's out to lunch. I hope he chokes. The old people, you know, if I thought I could get another job, I wouldn't stay here another minute. Me either. My father says Wi-Fi to poison him a long, long time ago. Stop pointing. It's bad manners. Bad manners to me, he says. My dear young lady, you have very, very bad manners. Manners? I don't snap. Chewy human when he wasn't even bad, he just called. We can't be too particularly, you know it. Bro, hey, you get money to pay for the full flag? I get my spin our coffee. Well, that was a bright idea.
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Further, do we have to go all about twelve miles when I'm getting tired of walking? You wouldn't like to run less of the way? What you should say, not to look. You don't have to carry me. I did. I saw a moving picture once on a boy and girl were trying to grab her. I didn't help. Oh, she had to do a shearling like that's alive. That's it. I'll show my leg. What do you want me to do? You just smile a great big smile. But why do I do? Well, don't do anything. Just pretend you're crying. Oh, hurry up. Here comes the car now. Come on, give it all you got.
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Don't work in the daytime. Maybe beans here. Crazy. No boy will be if somebody doesn't give us a lift. Oh, exciting. Yeah, and I'm so tired. I'm willing to go either way. Which way? You're going? New York. Yeah. What part? 59th Street. Yeah. What side? Yeah. Yeah, very nice neighborhood. Oh, no, you don't. Not until you pay your back room for you tomorrow. Then come back tomorrow. Come on, paid. What? I'm in my bathing suit. You're belong in the station house. Rough exterior with a heart of gold. The old bank. Now we're really in a big. Oh, now you think you could get something on our coat? They're new. Yeah, new, but not painful.
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Good evening, everybody. Good evening. This is Colonel Baby speaking, and I bring you another amateur program through the courtesy of Barton's dog biscuits. Don't forget the name, folks. Barton's. B-A-R-T-O-N. On a good, healthy dog, just use Barton dog biscuits. And remember, the name is stamped on each and every biscuit on both sides. Now, for the amateur, just pick out the act that you like best and telephone to us, because that is the only way we can determine the winner of the cash prize of $100. Our telephone number is Vanderbilt three nine nine seven oh. Vanderbilt three nine nine seven oh. Now, the first application is from Senor Gravity and Senora Bocce. Is is a singer? Hmm. Now, where is Senor Gravity? Oh, hey, one. Now, if you'll just step right up here to the microphone. Yes, man. This is brutal days amateur hour. Now, senior, would you mind telling me just what do you do for a living? Oh, nothing. I don't pay no attention to it. Oh, I see. You just let it skip right by. Skip, skip. But I mean, what do you do for food? I cook it. What do you do? Dance. Folks, you're right. I'm kind of sorry I brought that up. Now, I seen your Tony, are are you married? No. Nothing to speak up. No. No. You, you don't seem to understand. I mean, have you a wife? No. I live with my canary bird. It? You live with a canary bird? See, what kind of a canary bird? Oh, yellow one. Oh, oh, I see. I presume there is a very close connection between you and the canary bird. Oh, sure, sure. I love my canary bird. It was a present to me last year in Italy. I sing for my friends, no money. And when I finish singing, they give me the bird. Well, tell me now, Signore, what are you going to sing for us tonight? Ah, I figured the sextet, fine Lucia. Well, don't you think that's pretty big order? I suppose you're going to sing all six parts. I sing at their home business and the chorus too. Mm-hmm. All right, Signore, sing.
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Come on, I win twice then. You're thank you very much. Now, you go right straight home, and I'll see that you get another bird. [Applause]
The next application is from the Three Radio Romeo. Now, these boys sing, dance, play. They choose me, boys. Please, one minute, sir. What is this futsal? Now, it ain't football. No, but it gives one football. That's what you still get. Oh, is the late? I see. College men? Sure. I went to two colleges at one time. Washington and Jefferson. I suppose. And and why don't we get the prize? Well, who was the spokesman for this feel it? All right, boys, take it away. Archer time was on the air. 1928, the League of Nations is formed to ensure peace of the world. 1929, reason that war, Kentucky. The average thirty days has September, April, June, and Kentucky. All the rest has peanut butter, except San Diego, which has the World's Fair. Are you dying lately, buddy? The league meets again and the Heisman apparently. 1931, Chicago, Illinois. Anglet Warren. 1932, ounce Pomona. These are the underworld speech. Finish states. I want you to know that chlorine does not pay, not nearly as good as it did in 1928.
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Yes, you may be a little enterprise. All Stars. Okay, America. There's a Mr. Jim. Was there a bad boy water coming to you on the magic carpet? And be continued. None other than your favorite. When don't say good night, let me live this form in all. Just follow me. Tried. I can't say.
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And there goes Dick Power. Ladies and gentlemen, who came to you through the courtesy of Mellow Glow Beer. Remember, when you got a glow, you got a glow. Peel. The radio room. Yes, answer 500 votes for the Romeo's. They aren't finished yet. Which is tails? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Red Palin speaking, and tonight we bring you a murder mystery. The story concerns the finding of a body of a man in a room of the Hotel Deluxe, where the revolver clutched in his right hand and a knife wound in the heart. While gasp pervades the atmosphere. Oh, poison them, baby's birthday of old Nancy, the witch. Listen while she reveals to her cat, Satan.
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Up and down, cuckoo clocks struck three.
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That'll be all, boy. Ladies and gentlemen, he's bending up along in his contest. They're not amateurs, they're professionals. You big palooka, you can't get away with that. Yeah, are they? Give you a quick question. Too? No, I have a speech. Don't dad, Fred, Charlie, all these bakers. [Applause]
There they go. Benign boy. Looks like election day, my friends. At the band, you said it. Rather than a darn good one. Ask the folks if they like to get tough. Cardona's band. I don't have to. You've done that already. Good. Now that that's done, it's done. It's like everything else I do. When I do it, it's done. Laughs. You're all right. Tell me, what do you do for a living? The best I can. I want you to meet the boys. He fitted plummeted and glad they had their tools with them. Like a bonus when I threw home. Yes, sir. And you think that you've got the best band in the world? Yeah. And if you don't think so, you're gonna be awful lonesome. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I have to have that to hit the gum. You won't need it this time. Go ahead, doctor. All right.
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A farmyard mimic. Just what is that? You imitate a chicken. How unique. And we will now add some file limitations by a Murrieta.
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Well, that was mine. I don't know whether I was supposed to be a Rhode Island Red or a Plymouth Rock. My opinion doesn't really matter because I'm fond of all kinds of tickets. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now, if you'll just be seated. We all thank you.
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The next number on the program is number 41. Number 41. Three young girls who sing. Not to be very amusing. They all like youth too. And these little girls are all very attractive. The three young ladies who sing do just perfect way. Please. Oh, there you are, girl. Good evening. Now, don't be nervous. Just remember, you're amongst friends. You go out singing? Oh, yeah. I think you two work and you don't know. Oh, I understand. You stop working because you'd rather sing. Yeah. Hmm. No doubt you'd like to be an actress, wouldn't joke? Yes, sir. I'd like to make five thousand dollars a week. Five? Huh? Well, it takes a long time to make that much money. I don't mind waiting. No, that's fine. You know, patience is a virtue. Suppose you'd like to make $5,000? Oh, well, that would hardly make you a professional. Now, I suppose you would like to make $5,000 a week too. Lovely, lovely. When you get a nice home in the country, of course, you've got to have a dog. And when you have a dog, don't forget to use Barney's dog biscuits. Are you married? Oh, yes, very happily. I have four beautiful children. Oh, well, don't forget to use Barton dog biscuits. What are you two girls call yourselves? Harmonizer? I made enough out of my own head. The Three Harmonizers, ladies and gentlemen. We will now hear from the Three Harmonizers, and they made it all up out of their own head. All right, girls, go ahead.
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Speaking confidentially, I ever told. [Music] Confidentially, when you're near um higher. [Music] This is not a call. [Music] Speaking confidently. [Music] Let me if you never. [Music] Then you never, never. If you never, then you belong. Ladies and gentlemen, just little case of stage fright. Title this little microphone reaching out to the air, the millions of people. Awful effects performers in various ways. Phone number is Vanderbilt three nine nine seven oh. Our folks, don't forget to call any of both because that's the only way we have of determining the winner of this amateur Condit. Cold you fat fella? That's nothing. I could have had pneumonia. Even painting. Keep eating, girls. The food's on me. What do you mean, our money? You know what you mean. Susan hadn't fainted, we would have won the prize.
[Music] [Music] [Music] You [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Then there's nothing you. If you never any work. [Music] [Applause] You [Music] [Music] If you've never been, you know, then you've never been. Oh. [Music] [Music] [Music] What? [Music] [Music] You never had. [Music] Then you. [Music] [Music] This is what your won, but didn't. That's all right. I know anything about men. You're a right guy and a smart one. Hey, how would you girls like me to make you famous? If you think I'm kidding, you're crazy. You want to hear a proposition? Step in my office. Right. Okay. Listen, you kids are pretty much up against it, aren't you? We haven't even a place to sleep. I got a little flat. Nothing elegant like the benches in the park you're headed for, but it's a place to stay if you want to work. Are you offering us a job? Not a job, a career. A chance to thing with what's gonna be the best man in the world. And before you start wisecracking, let me tell you my bad. I think it's wonderful. It is, but you gotta take my directions for day and night. Remember this, I tell you what to do and when to do it. What is it, girl? Yes or no? I'm winning. How about you, dancing? Well, okay by me. I'll trail along. Now that that's better, huh? Where's this little flat of yours? Yeah, where does a free little pig rest my weary head? Right around the corner. You don't have to be afraid of the big bad wolf. Come on, let's get out of this joint. Right. I think we bit more than emotional department, you know? Yeah, look at this for a while. Maybe that'll help. You know, you're myself dancing the weddings now.
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I'm sorry, folks, but the peon is going back to wear a jumper. When right now, in the middle of anything, I can't help but lady orders. Is or what's going on here? What's going on? Something's going out that the anti stays. It will have Baxter Brothers. Get that for Buck's PR right here for you. A couple of $2 bill. $2 bills are bad luck. I know it. Came to the Baxter Brothers. Hold on. Yeah, Pete. Then you don't mind putting the piano back where you got it from? Dear little closer, if you don't whine. Yes, you're a seat. Thanks. You don't mind if I look at it? These? Yeah, everything all right? Yeah. Why? Well, I was just asking, you know, it's kind of hard work. Hey, hey, yo, my Barbie bow to you. Yeah, yo. I thought to be proud of you. I guess that'll hold you for a while. Never mind about that. I'll tell you about it later. How's everything been going, hunk? You do a job? That's fine. You know, the harder we work, the quicker we'll reach the top. And we start climbing tomorrow night. Oh, you mean we open if Joe's place? Good. I told him that you were stuck on him. How we got the job? Oh, how we gonna dress like this? No, no, like this, but Daphne wants the dick. See one to Susan. You're a magician. Now, you girls run the next room and put these dresses on and then come back. Take a bow. Joe Schmidt. I told me look like Bismarck, and he fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. You gave me an advance. You think I got the girls clothes and this? Hey, boy, linear nerve. You're really going places. Going places. Listen, did you ever hear the Empire State Building? Pipe building in the world? Well, we're going higher than that. Tops by name and tops by nature. I think this is excellent. Hey, if you want a good tooth, Mr. Guy, you'd make a great first mate. Oh, well, I don't know much about dressmaking, but I do know what girls should wear to make them look good. Don't you know when three girls work together, they have to be sisters? The public loves it. Now, I got to think of a name for you. Never mind, I'll make one up out of my head. Oh, let me see. Amazing Sister? Well, I don't like that. The Nixon Sisters? No, that's no good. Stake. I got it. The Swami Sister. Hey, that's one assistant. From where? Downspout. Yes. From now on, your speak with southern accents. Let's hear it. Oh, okay. And nothing in the cool, cool ground. Perfect. Hereafter, you're all from the sunny South. Alabama? Yeah. New Orleans? I think we better say Jacksonville. Make it any city alike, but assure you all come from the same town. You're supposed to be sisters. All, but we don't look like it. Yeah, well, when I'm finished with you, how sorry I got to do this, but you gotta look like the other two. Make them look like me. Don't be silly. This is the easiest way. Waiting for you. It's the easiest way for all of it. When you can finish with her, bring her in. I'll take a peek at it. Right, boy. She's sure gonna hate you for this. I can't help it, Harry. We got a lot at stake. They gotta see it my way or not at all. Nothing's gonna stop me. Here's your Mr. Ben around. Well, what do you think? I think I'll change my mind. Take a backup maker, a blonde. $200 a week. That's a lot of money. If we get it. A lot of money if we don't get it. We'll get it. All right, just leave it to talk. And if we do, you won't have to down it's on Fox anymore. Well, somebody has to Don him, and I don't mind. Too better than Christmas Eve. We could fill him up for something. Yeah, I'd like to fill him up with razor blades. Oh, you girls shouldn't talk like that. After all, he is looking out for our good. You all right. Whatever he does, he does for all. See, $200 a week. I'm gonna stay. To take a trip to Europe. Meet you. See characters. Nina can't run sucks with that. Now I'm really Carrie. I'd love to go to Egypt and see the mummy. They're all dead. You lock your band up for the night. Never mind that stuff. I got some news for you. We're not. We're gonna Smith's anymore. Yeah, the deal is off. Wait. You just heard the bad news. Here's the good news. This is better than working for Schmidt. We're going on the air. Well, not very much. Well, how much to be exact? Nothing. Oh, that's fine. We can pile up with that. Of course, that'll only be for a little while. Ya know, until somebody hears a some scientist up. He means a sponsor. Sure. People who advertise steel so coffee. You know, a commercial program. Oh, and until we get a sponsor, we don't get paid. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Look at the opportunity. In no time, it'll mean a national hookup. I think it's great. Well, what do you think? I don't know what to think. Well, I do. I think you should have consulted us. So do I. Well, don't worry, girl. Tops knows what he's doing. Sure, everything is gonna be all right. Now, don't worry about it. Let me do the worrying. Goodnight, kids. I'll catch you all in the morning. Goodnight. That guy's got a great head, but it should be on an umbrella. Well, I guess I didn't want to go to Egypt anyway. Boy, when I camel smell this smell. I, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Coach, the coast kind of a gamble. You're jamming. You want to work for people with money. Oh, so coffee. They advertise like spend millions to do it. National hooker. Thanks. Don't hook up thousands of dollars a week. Maybe it's gonna be all right. You got a fine bed. Tops and the girls are great. Sure, they're great. They're hard to him. Just a Dixie in death. She's sweet.
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Oh, it's you. Hello, Suzanne. We're having a nightmare. I came in to wake you up. Yeah. Oh, my. That's a. Oh, lots of things. Something about thousands of dollars a week. And you said Dixie and Daddy were hard to handle. They are. They think everything is a joke. I like it serious. Good a girl like you. Tops, you don't like me? Yes, I do. I always liked you. I never had any trouble with you. I asked you to do something, you do it. I never have any trouble with you. I travel.
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Tops Cardona speaking for his boys and the Swanee Sisters. If you have enjoyed our daily half-hour broadcast, at this time, won't you please write a letter or drop a card to us and carry the station to which you have just been listening? Our continuance on the air depends on your responses. Thank you.
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Sure, but I want to get this new number of mine. Every night at 8:00, if I have to stay here tonight, tomorrow night, and all next week. All right, boys, let's try it again. One, two. Last brass more recording, more by lanes and piano. Come on, I'll hit it. One, two. I got three small office for commercial programs. You can take your pick. He can sue. Beacons, beans, and Huxley's Manjula. That sounds like the South. That's the one we take. Boys, we're in the dough.
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It's certainly good to see that you're not stuck up. Nixie, I knew you when you were poor. You know me yet, and I'm poorer than I ever was. I heard you were getting good money. The old man doesn't know you three this morning. Sisters when Lee finds out, the old skinflint. Well, if we have to pay that much, we have to pay. Now, how much? The guy doesn't know your signature on the contract. Now that you can't hold me up for any more money. Mr. Cardona, I want to say that I've never enjoyed anybody on the radio more than your band and those sworn sisters. I'd like to meet the girls. I'll bring him in. Come on in, girls. Girls, this is Mr. Huxley. Are you the Swanee Sisters? Three little southern girls you just signed up? Well, I can't believe you don't believe it. We have a spotty sense. Take it easy, girls. Here's your next boss. He was our last boss. Yeah, last but not least. I never knew you were Mr. Huxley to your father. I always thought you were silent Legree's. Hello, darling. Sorry I can't be home for dinner tonight. This is my damn business. You old cheap and our space. Now, bills are too high. You guys use too many pencils and too many plotters. You old miser. How many seats you got here? 4,000. Can have 5,000. You can have 6,000. Make it seven. That's a lot of seats. Mr. Cardona will need them. I'll put a show on this stage that'll make Huxley's mint yield the most popular drink in the world. Now, here's what I want.
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Hello, everybody. This is the Huxley Mint Julep Hour, the number one program of the air, featuring the Southern Colonels, the Swanee Sisters, and that master showman of the air, Cuffs Cardona. We're conceived, created, and supervised this beautiful spectacle which we present tonight. This broadcast is an innovation to radio, something to see as well as to hear. If you come to New York, pay us a visit.
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Evening, everybody. This is Tops Cardona and his boys and those darlings of the air, the three sworn sisters. I hope you're going to enjoy this. To open our program, we're gonna play at your request in our own manner. I feel a song coming on, and I hope you like it. The victorious, happy, and glorious new.
[Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Naughty. [Music] That I'm. [Music] Bringing. [Music] Oh. [Music] A hard day's work. I always refresh myself with Hawks me. [Music] Mid blood, your hand. [Music] [Music] [Music] His boys and the Swanee Sister signing off, and we'll be with you. [Music] We. [Music] This is your second bottle of Christmas night, dodo, and you still smell like an old boot. My butt, you have lovely see. Yeah, too bad I got two of them. Oh, see, see. How do you say? You get me a cigarette from the friend? That's nothing. Went to get it. Oh, that's fine. Well, get me one more. Prince. Will they ever stop coming? I hope. Huh? Wait, wait. Hello, this is Fauna Sister Department. That's what I call popularity. I bet those telegrams came to collect another present. Mr. Cardona, a farmer from upstate just sent us a cow. Where shall we put her? Well, she's not gonna sleep with me. Come in. They are more flowers, more perfume. We got enough stuff around here to open up a department store. Mr. Mrs. Gales, we're from the President himself. Not bad, eh? Six months on the air, we're number one. Well, the dress is perfect. Now, let me see you turn around. Mm-hmm. Looks good to me. Make me two more just like that. We miss yet, and I want to get three coats to go with those dresses. Women? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, a sable, an ermine, and a chinchilla. So they began. I'll take the ermine. Mean for the sable. Well, the four chinchilla is the only thing left. You taking? Yes, I'll take it. Good. And here's where you come in. I want to get three rings. A sapphire, an emerald. What kind of ring do you like, Suzanne? Huh? I don't know. All she wants is an engagement ring. Dixie. Oh, you're a cutie, huh? Just for that, bring me a square-cut diamond. And wouldn't you like free lovely bracelets to go with those rings? Are you giving them away? Well, hardly, sir. Well, bring him anyhow. Thank you. Hey, what go to these clothes anyway? The public never see them. Nobody ever sees us but our relatives. They have to get permission from you. Are you going to accept Mrs. Whether this invitation? Yes. No. And once and for all, no. I'm the manager of this outfit, and I'm responsible for our success. Hey, yeah. When I first knew you didn't have one dog. Now you got three. And that thing from the Gold Strike cigarettes. Bring him in. I've been waiting for him. Hi, Mr. Cardona. Come on, boys, make it snappy. I'm in a hurry. What do you want to sit? Oh, I guess we can take a ride up. Hey, be myself in my era. Hey, my city right here. Mr. Cardona. That's it. Now, a new lady, stand around the couch, please. Get a little closer together. Hey, why? I want you to all have a Gold Strike cigarette. Now, what do you know that these cigarettes are made out of the finest tobacco in the world? At least we think so. And we want you to look as if you think so. Yeah. Now, don't forget to give me a nice, great big, broad smile. And remember that these cigarettes are kind to you. Boys, I'll write you a job. Thank you. Well, that's an easy way to make money. Forget it. Do you smoke cigars? Always. Never smoked a cigarette in my life. Right. Well, that's $2,500 more. How do you like that? You'll get your chance. Just take your time. Do you realize that we made $15,000 in testimonials alone? That's right, girls. We got 2,000 from the perfume company. Yeah, 1,500 for posing in the bathing suits. Oh, I like that picture, though. What? It's more fan mail than any other. Fifi, who was that man that wanted to marry me? It may mean thinking the record. You have made it here, Mr. Cardona. Put it on. I'll be right in.
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Come here. Here, that had it made especially for you. Don't like the way you're singing it. Top something. The best I can. Maybe. Ah, but you're gonna do it better. Even sing it without any soul. Let me hear you do it right now. Yeah, go ahead. In the moon.
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And we because you're near me. No, no, wait a minute. Stop, stop. What have I been doing? Wasting my breath. I've been just telling you that singing without any feeling. You don't show any emotions. Have you ever been in love? Well, have you? Yes, of course, you have. How? All you got to do is think of some guy that you're in love with. He doesn't know you're in love with him. So you gotta tell him, but in this case, you tell him with a song. I think it to him. Yes, it's a love song. You got to put all your heart in it. Sing it right from here. Now, do you get that? I think so. All right, then go ahead. I'll sit alongside him. Now, singers, are you a singer? This guy you're in love with.
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Embree because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me. [Music] Heavenly. [Music] Right as the stars. We're on. [Music] I. [Music] Why stop to think of whether this little dream, my face, or we put our hearts together. We are. I'm not. How crazy you sound. [Music] If it should rain, we. Oh. [Music] [Music] [Applause]
Well, that's something like it. It's not right yet. I tell you what you do. You stay here a while and rehearse it by yourself. I got a big with my tail.
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What's the matter? Nothing. What are you crying for? Did he break the record over your head? You should have brought mine overhead. No, no, I'm not gonna stand for this any longer. Neither am I. I'm sick and tired of wearing a ball and chain. All he thinks about is working money. What good is money if you can't go places and do things? Pardon me, Mrs. Reginald Herring Smiles, Secretary's downstairs. She sent this note up. She's waiting for an answer. Well, here's your chance to go places and do things. Listen to this. Dear Mrs. Funnie, I am Mrs. Reginald Herring Smart, Social Secretary. Now, that's something. I haven't tried to get in touch with you for. Dame Mrs. Reginald Herring Smart. Hey, what is this? She all one woman. You know who she? Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, holy, he owns Park Avenue. Ah, she probably feeds her cat's goldfish. Is she is giving a yawning party to the boat races and is very anxious that you should be her guest for the weekend on board the yacht Lemuria. Baby, get out the bathing suit. We will need at the River Club for cocktails just before sailing. Mrs. Reso Herring Smile. Yeah, the same woman will be terribly disappointed if you don't join us. Well, you can tell her, and she won't be disappointed. Force will be lit. We ought to think it over before we make our minds up. We'll make our mind up. Um, then we'll think it over. Come on. I don't know whether we're doing the right thing or not. Right or wrong, we're going to the River Club, and you're going with us. That's final. But is it fair to leave him alone? Everything's fair in love and war, and this is the Declaration of Independence. Hey, kids, listen to this. We're playing the Paramount Theater next week. We're getting seventy-five hundred and ten percent of everything over sixty thousand. What do you think of that? I'm asking you. What do you think of that? What's the matter? You all tongue-tied? Can't you talk? As you say, something. What's the matter, kid? What did I do? You're asking me? I'll tell you what you did. All right, come on, spill it. What did I do? Why don't you ask us what you didn't do? It won't take so long to tell. This was kind of sudden, isn't it? Oh, no, we've been thinking this over for months. You promised us success and happiness, and all we've had is success. Dad, don't do this and don't do that, and be in bed by 10:00. You wanna know something, Mom? You wouldn't even let us make a date. Haven't you ever been in love, or haven't you got a heart? Oh, he has a heart. All right, morning. He never uses it. He had a couple ranch in Argentina. And how about my football players from Dartmouth? He tried to come up and see me one night. You threw him out the window. Oh, come on. I didn't mean any harm. You did a lot of things you shouldn't do. So I laid down the law. Maybe I have been a little bossy, but it's all in the game. Come on, let's forget it. We're on the air in an hour from now. You're ready to go. We're ready to go, but not on the air. Here's yours. My straw. We're giving it to you. Wait. Are you walking out on me? Two cups. I don't know what to do. Well, I do. We're going. Nothing with Mrs. Riggio Herring Smile, and we're going to be away for three whole days. This is the Swanee Sisters speaking and signing off. Wait a minute. Do you girls realize that we got a hundred thousand? That was where the contracts. That's fine. You have three days to tell. Okay. What is your name? The Rhythm Sisters? No, that's for. Listen. Oh, yes, of course. We invited the Rhythm Sisters. Best and they disappointed. Oh, no. One should have a wonderful time. We're all gonna be wait for three days now. Promise. Have you all back? Oh, some of our very interesting games. Now, what is your name? The water? You know, I believe my name is failing me. Mrs. Bow Lord and Lady Chesley. Don't you sing or something? Yeah. Don't you dance or something? Yes. Pesonen? Do I? Neither see nor dance. No, he never does anything. Miss Agree. Missing. Mrs. Van Roll. Make the strong assistant. No, the Swanee. You know, girls, I do believe I'm losing my most courage. Filled with the drea de burnin. Meet the Swayze assistant. I can't be wrong this time. It not only can be wrong, you are wrong. We're thus wanna sit sit. Come away. Oh, no. Bless my soul. From the way down south. That calls for a drink, boys. Take the rhythm sisters and show them a good time. Come on. What you gon gon drink? Oh, whiskey. You know my bartender. Straight bourbon for me. Well, I want to drink to the health of a bell from Dixie. Well, now, that's modern ice of you. Ha. Where y'all from? I am from Jacksonville. Jacksonville? No, this show is a coincidence. Both of us from Jacksonville. Oh, ma ma, what part of Jacksonville y'all live in? Oh, I am Lincoln Boulevard. Lincoln Boulevard? Why, they ain't no Lincoln Boulevard in Jacksonville. Oh, certainly not. Are you sure? Sure. I'm positive there ain't no Lincoln Boulevard in Jacksonville. Elderly chances are she doesn't dance with me in five years, though. You girls are actresses, you know. I know a lot of stage people. It's a matter of fact, I used to be a bit of an actor myself. Well, there are a lot of people that think I've got more talent than John Barrymore. You look like John de la Renta had a bit that way, don't I look like them? On? Well, this angle, you don't know like Gary Cooper. I heard you girls on the radio. You weren't bad. Thanks for tuning in on it. I had no choice in the matter. I'll in the hospital. If you don't like singing, I don't mind the words. So not to the music. Hurt my ass. In that case, you're in for a bad cruise. We're going to think on the other. No, that would be a tall. I should be penalized. The entire trip. We're gonna be on the yachts for three days, and I'm not going to let you out of my sight. Just lovely. Yes, we ought to make pretty good company for each other. We got so much in common. Now I know why wiring in Fred Lombardo. They're lovely fellows, but how in the world did you ever get mixed up with this Tops Cardona? But definitely, he's so rude and uncouth. Yes, when you're so sweet and charming. I don't know how you ever got together. Hi, donut. He's a vulgar fellow. Well, you caught me a minute. I'll be right back.
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High five or six million dollars in my uncle's name. You quite a few nickels in my own right. You must be Kara. Believe it or it's quite disgusting. What I was. You must be filthy with money. I am quite Phil. There I have a home in Newport and another one in London and quite a beautiful place at Palm Beach. Strange to say, I've never lived in any of them. I spent all my time India shooting big cats. Would you care to shoot? Because a lot of things I'd like to shoot, but not cat. Pardon me, I'm going back to civilization. All right, you're nothing. All right, big of home. Oh, there's nothing like meeting somebody from your own hometown. And I meet somebody from my own home state. I just want to get off in the corner like this and talk for hours and hours about plotting. I guess we were brought together by Providence. I knew you'd be here. He was an awful pill. I couldn't stand him any longer. And the think we've got to go through three days of this. Who are these suave sisters? They're radio stars. I suppose they're going to sing for. I'm not going to sing for me. I just load the radio. Do I? What do you think of the River Club? Remember, it was your idea, not mine. Ah, well, yeah. I couldn't get here first. Look, how do you like mixing with the cream of society? As far as I'm concerned, the cream is shower. Wasn't that also the way those two women spoke about the Swami's sisters? Oh, women. What they said. It's one of sisters is just awful. And I think this is the best thing on the air. I never miss them. I was gonna tune in on them right now. 26. We want to hear hisses. Tops Cardona speaking. I'm sorry to announce three little sworn assistants, the sweethearts of the air, are not here tonight. I'm sure you're gonna miss them, but not nearly as much as I miss them. I know that this is a disappointment to you, but never any perform is more popular or loved. These three little girls. I'm sure that you could give them and me. And I tell you why they're not on the air. To mind, they went to Long Island to appear in a benefit performance. They should have been back an hour ago. No doubt they met with a mishap. I hope it's nothing serious. I want to thank you for being so indulgent. I know the program isn't nearly as good without those three little girls whom we all love, and I'm positive is to give them for their absence. Thank you. I hope nothing pappi to them.
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You're not so good without the girl. Of course not. They get old family. How long do you think we're gonna last? The songbirds don't come back. You can kiss this job goodbye.
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So this one is sisters quit on my. Yeah. Apple. Now on FB. Flops Cardona. Old man Huxley is about the girls not being here. The program hasn't had a chance without him.
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There's removal of go on in there and finish. I can't. I'm scared to do it. Don't be nervous, system. I write 400.
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Emily, because you're near funny, but when. [Applause] [Music] This is the way I always wanted you to say. [Music] My face. We put our hearts together. Now we are. Go on the yacht. We changed our mind. [Music] Every time. We'd rather be with you. Yeah. [Music] [Music] [Music] When we are now signing off, and we'll be back tomorrow night again. The two Swami sisters and Mr. and Mrs. Top Spot.
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