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*@randomdude_159 presents...*
*The black screen slides upward to reveal the background, and Random slowly appears in the scene...*
Random: Welcome to Random's Random Year-End Resolutions!
Random: Speaking of which, this is a reminder that the year is going to end really soon.
Random: So today I picked 5 random people to have a casual conversation about their new year resolutions.
Random: Starting from you, Sonic!
Sonic: Genuinely, this year was memorable...
Sonic: I made a lot of new friends, faced new foes, and even starred in a chili dog advertisement!
Sonic: As for my new year goals, I will always make sure to be there for my friends whenever they need me!
Sonic: And chili dogs? I love chili dogs!
Random: Nice, that's a resolution I would also likely think of but honestly, I'm more of a pizza person.
Random: Next, Sans!
*Meanwhile, Sans is currently hesitating on what to say about his new year resolutions...*
Sans: Eh, I'll just rather stay at home to nap.
Random (mad that she also could've done the same): Nevermind, here goes Kirby.
Kirby: To me, a new year means new opportunities!
Kirby: I'll not just be aiming for food, but my goals too!
Kirby: I'll make sure to keep living my best dreams!
Random: Alright, now's your turn Mario!
Mario: I'll be taking a different approach for my resolution.
Mario: For the new year, I will focus on improving services and product quality for my SereneSmooth massaging chairs!
Mario: By the end of the year, the company has set a goal to reach RM679M in sales revenue and 4.9 in star ratings!
Mario: I hope my resolution inspires everyone to keep up!
Crash (kicks Mario away from the screen view): Hey, that was my resolution!
Crash: Your SereneSmooth massaging chair brand will never succeed!
Mario: This is hilarious coming from a man (bandicoot?) whose product is literally named after the opposite of relaxation!
Mario: Why you're here again, to cope 'bout your (massaging chair brand) downfall!
Crash: Say that again, loser.
Crash: My CrashBash empire will remain a masterpiece!
Mario: Say goodbye to your dumb profits, Trash-Bash!
Mario (punching and kicking Crash): ACCEPT IT, YOU DUMBASS!!!
Crash (punching, kicking and spinning at Mario): I'LL NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Mario (punching and kicking Crash): I HOPE YOU LOSE MONEY!
Mario (punching and kicking Crash): YOU SEE, MY CUSTOMERS WILL LOVE IT WHEN YOUR STUPID COMPANY FALLS DOWN!!!
Crash (punching, kicking and spinning at Mario): SereneSmooth more like SereneSucks!
Random (shrugs): Eh, those two can just do whatever, video's over!
Outro Title - Happy New Year!
Outro Song: - Lights, Camera, Action! (Studiopolis Act 1 - Sonic Mania)