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Ladies and gentlemen, it is L cow rewind. I'm your host Billy the fridge, aka Little Red Riding Hoodie. What a wonderful day it could be. The Law Cow Life universe is in absolute shambles. I have no idea if you know this, but I know this. This is my loveliest day of the year, April 23rd. A little baby bird was born on this day. And it learned how to fly. And it flew so high in the sky that it flew away. And it promised me one day it would return to me. And soon it would be a mama bird.

Mama bird. Zyling gets real. My co-host. How are you doing, billy? What's up, son of a [ __ ]? Son of a [ __ ]? I know. Let me let me fix that. Okay. And then let me know when you fix it, and then I'll listen to it. It goes on and on and on. Oh my god. This should be better now. All right. One second. Let me fix Zyl. Ah, one second guys. I hate my life. Yeah. Um, let's see. How's XY now guys? How's now? Testing testing. Zyl's good now. Testing testing. Ladies and gentlemen, tell me Zy is good. Testing testing testing. Beautiful. Okay, let's try this one more time with gumption. Okay. Yep.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching L Cow Rewind. I'm your host Billy the Fridge, and we are here with Zy Gets Real. This is an absolute wonderful day. Today's your birthday? No. Oh no, I made up a story out of nervous energy. I've been having computer problems all day long. Oh yeah, all night long. I had them yesterday too. I was My my keyboard went out before the show yesterday. I fixed it and then did a live stream this morning. A lot of people don't know I did I did. Local Unwind during this. Think about that for a moment. What do you mean I'm playing Oblivion? You know, staying up way past my bedtime because I'm addicted. I get to let my aggressions out in a video game, finally, that you know I care about. And all of a sudden, Rewind is live. Yeah. You like that [ __ ] boy? Well, you know I think they talked about it on Local Live. Mhm. I heard my mom texted me and said they talked about it. I want to know what they said about it. Do you have a time stamp for that? Yeah, but I I I want to ask. No, they talked about they talked about you and um uh Rastoff. That's what you were asking about. Yeah, I want I wanted to watch that cuz I went live during Rasto's second half of Aussie because he gets a 4-hour show. He doesn't need four hours all to himself. I took half of his time and did a ccow unwind. It's an unjoined you. You know I would have joined you if you would have you know just. Yeah, but I wanted to have a little morning chat with the audience. It was just it was just me. It was a little me time to unwind. I took it upon myself with very little buildup. I was actually trolling Rasto that I was going to steal his time. I know. That's funny as [ __ ]. That's actually funny as [ __ ] that you did that. Not going to lie, that was a good troll. I was joking about it, and then the audience was like "Do it." And I was like "Man, do I do it?" I was like "I'm not going to do it. My keyboard's not even working." Then I got my keyboard working, and then I went live, and my audio was broken. Hey Sumi. Turbo upgrade to Cash Cow. Cheers to you, Sumi. Thank you. Welcome to Welcome to Cash Cow. And then when I went live and my mic wasn't working, and then I go live now and my mic's not working. And I'm like, wait a second. I know I fixed my audio, but it was I only fixed it in Discord. I forgot to fix it on OBS, which I thought I did fix it on OBS, but I turned the desktop audio to where my mic audio was supposed to be. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Been there, done that. When you get a new mic, I [ __ ] my [ __ ] up too all the time, bro. I end up with my camera mic. Simple mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. But Oh well, I'm glad your your morning stream was successful. Yeah, it was all right. Well, people liked it. I heard good things about it in the Discord. People were having fun. Um, it does appear Koala Cougall just grifted on our stream. Thank you for the grifted Ka. Thank you. So this is from this is uh Sweet Tea is her name. Uh yeah, it was Blumin, but now her name is Sweet Tea. Keem named her Sweet Tea. It was Bloom and Bloomers. Yeah. And then it got changed to Blumin, and now it's Sweet Tea. So yeah. So here we go. Rewind. Did you call into that show yet? I was a little nervous to call in. We rewind, but I kept uh messaging in the chat. Billy was so upset yesterday. Why? I was like, better just let him vent. I did watch his morning show though. Why was he upset? I didn't know about this. He was really mad about Rastoff uh kicking him off the show. Like really really upset. He was seizing. Wow. I've never seen him upset like that. I didn't know about that. Why did And that's a point in which in the Discord I put in all capital letters, if your ass would have [ __ ] watched rewind, you would have known about it. Keemstar. Keem. He doesn't have to watch every show. It's our job to watch every show, and we don't watch every show. That's You're right. Rastoff kicked Billy off the show. And then and then Rastoff called in was like "Billy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." And then Billy's like. And then Ras's like "Are you going to come back on the show?" And Billy's like "No, I ain't coming back for a while." Yeah, but why did you kick him? He He was on a power trip. Billy was powering. No, Rastoff was. I think. So oh, Rasto was. Okay. Yeah. So they're all mad at him now. That's why Billy went live during Rasoff's show today. Yes. Yes. Yes. He was mad. Good. See see Rasto burning some of that goodwill he he got. So so wait, R is Ras and Billy are feuding now too? This is insane. Yeah, the whole comm the whole local live community is fighting apparently. Hey Zy, I think we got a new wartime reporter. How come we don't know this stuff? Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. I do I I I have like a photographic memory. I normally remember everything. There is a war brewing, and it's not the one Keem I think you were expecting. I think it's the main three shows against all these [ __ ] little shows because all these [ __ ] shows are starting to get ahead on themselves and they think "Oh, I'm as big as Billy. I'm as big as Zyl. I'm as big as Tina." [ __ ] you ain't got nothing on none of us. What are you out of your [ __ ] mind? [ __ ] Ras is great, but [ __ ] Rasog. Ken Ken. I heard your [ __ ] rant about. Oh, I know what's best. I know what's best. No, you don't [ __ ] know what's best, Ken. I heard that too. You know what we need to do cuz we have 10 minutes left. Here's the thing. Like, watch this. I'll just ask the audience guys. Is Blunkin a W or an L? Cuz I personally think you're a natural. I. And she got W's. Of course. She got W's in the chat. Yeah. Well, the uh Yeah, the live stream today uh was very fun. Even though my mic was broken, I was tilted the entire two hours. I'm so glad my mic's working now though, dude. When I when when my mic was not working at the beginning of this episode, I was freaking out. Zyl, you don't know. I was about to quit the LCU. A. I'm sorry. Thank you for not letting me quit. No one will ever replace our true wartime reporters. Zy. Haters going to hate and gonna ain't going to ain't Zyl. Ain't going to ain't. You didn't respond to that question, that comment from Keemstar. Yes, I did. I put it in the Discord, why he didn't see it. You didn't respond on on rewind, the live show world. I I already said it, and you said that he didn't have to, so no point in repeating it. The comment where he said that. We might have a new wartime reporter in Sweet Tea. Um, I I'm ZY [ __ ] star. Do you Why am I supposed to respond to that? Well, well, there's your response. Priceless. One Lily Beans and Northwest Meldder 17. Welcome to Cash Cow. Best drunk. You want to go? Sorry. Want want to go into that? Yeah. No. No. Becky is like still drunk and live. What's that mean? Becky is still live, and she's drunk. Interesting. I'm gonna All right, I'm going to go hop in and tell her to cut her damn live stream off. That's what I'm going to go do. I'll be back. Well, guys, this is the part of Rewind where everybody leaves me. Apparently, me doing rewind unwind earlier wasn't a bad thing. Me being alone on stream is the new normal around here. Metalis says Billy all tilted. Apparently, those breathing exercises earlier this morning didn't do squat. I think they did. I think me tilted is still very cute. I'm a very very wonderful young man. Sally boy. Welcome to Cash Cow. Z boy, what what is Zyl going over there for? We're doing a show here, dude. I Guys, I got I got to let you know something. I really I really don't know what's Oh [ __ ] a. What's up Booger Bear? Hello. Hello Billy. How are you doing today? Better than you. True. Very very true. Are we Are we beefing? Are we still beefing? No, but your dumbass fans think we are. You know how many stupid idiot people I have calling me fat and saying that I need to leave you alone? I'm not going to, bro. 100% zero. No one's telling you that. Only the BB Phil will be doing that. Nope. I've already had I've already had people apologizing to me for calling me fat. Why? Because you got idiot rasards that give you all their money. Pay pig idiots that you've groomed into slurping you off. Wait, why am I? Because you pay for them. I I told. No, that is completely [ __ ]. Groom mentally ill people to follow you, and then and then why you calling them mentally ill because of the way they treat me? And then I do one I do one live stream that barely does like you made you made like $700 today on your stream. Like Rasto only cares about money. Rast only cares about money. Who cares that I got more than double the viewers he did? Who cares that I took over double his viewers with a broken microphone? He made more than double the money I did. He should be happy. You should be happy for Rastoff. What? Ghost of we were cool man. Ghost of Moo says there's a rumor in the Discord that I am not that I died today. Keem said "So I love you and Z from Beyond the Grave. RIP me." Ghost of Mooch. No. And also that Mooch is a dude. That's a part of the rumor as well. No dude Moo. Oh no. Rasph. Yes Billy. You thought we were cool. You told me we were. You want to know You want to know something? Yes. We were cool until you came in here while I was monologuing. You have horrible timing. I mean I could leave. No, you can't. Um, we are cool. You silly little baby. I just got verbally molested by Becky. You went into the room. You chose to go into her room when she was drunk. I I did not give her consent to talk to me that way. You walked into a drunk woman's room. I did not give consent. Juju asks "Is Zylie making deal with Becky?" Becky coming on rewind lol. Oh my goodness. Listen listen. She I have to get her off the stream so she can redirect us. She don't got to do [ __ ]. Okay. All right. You're right. I won't say anything else. You have one job, and now you got Becky coming over here. You just sucked off Becky to come over here. Oh my goodness. I I Yeah, you're right. I sucked her off. You're right. Pretty is pretty does. Yep. All we had to do all we had to do was rewind. Now we're doing okay. Drunken Queens with Rasto. This has turned into my favorite day. True. What do you think Zyl? How long till she's here? I don't know. She's in with the boss right now. Oh my god. Let's watch it [ __ ] it. All right. Seth Luke says "I'm a proud Rastard. Didn't say anything about Billy being a meanie weenie today." Yeah [ __ ] you. You traitor. You turn. I see all my old fans. All my old fans and friends watching Rastav instead of me. You make it You make it easier for me to step on this [ __ ] AAB's neck. This all cops are bastards. You actually actually you are a cops bastard. That was a bastard. I was playing [ __ ]. Would you believe that a [ __ ] gnome came into my stream? I know I seem drunk, but this is true. A gnome came into my stream and yanked the plug and ended it. Why here with ladies and gentlemen? Because King was jealous. I was about to end up with a horse. Whoa. Whoa. Becky, that's illegal in I think every US state. Not if you're hung like a horse. That's okay. Not that I would expect somebody like Rasov to know. Hey, you wish you knew [ __ ]. I don't wish I knew. You're probably hung like a snail. But Suffahorse, he's my one true man. Oh, Suffahorse. Suffahorse did a lot. You think he's playing you, Becky? No, I love Sephah horse. I'm sure he has the best of intentions. Get behind the camera live on Local Rewind with Becky Boop and Ras. Are you still live on Queens? No, because Keem got jealous, and he came and ended the stream because God forbid I find a man who's not Keem. Keem, you should be thanking me for saving you from Voldemort number two. I'm a far better choice. Rastoff, have you still not cut your hair? No, not yet. No, the people won't let me. It's [ __ ] they like they get off on torturing me or something. I think your next goal should be to uh Hulk Hogan it and and make people pay for each day you have to keep it. I tried that, and they didn't hit it. What was that for? Hulk Hogan it like razor razor shaving it. Oh no, not that bad. Yeah. Rasto really doesn't want to bick his head. Becky, your mic is terribly quiet. What did you do to it? Me though. Becky's mic is terribly quiet. Oh, I'm trying to talk, and everybody. Now I knocked over my can. I'm trying to talk, and everyone is talking over me. Mike, what was Hulk Hogan's finishing move? A leg drop. Rasov, you want to come drop my leg? I think I think you'd need a crane. Rasto, we'll revisit this conversation once you shave your head. Until then, I belong to Sephahorse. There you go, Gwen. All right, we're keeping it forever, guys. We're keeping it forever. Please do. By all means, you got to do it, Rasto. Gwen coming through with a five grifted. Jones and coming through to Cash Cow says Rasto is hung like a seahorse. There you go. And Rasto, you put the suffer in horse. I definitely put the suffer in horse. No no no. You've got it wrong. Suffer puts the horse in me, Becky. Okay, Becky, for me. Michael, ladies and gentlemen, get behind the camera. He did this to her. He liquored her up, and now you're on our doorstep begging for horsecock. I wish somebody would licker me up. Unfortunately, that's not the case tonight. Nobody beside. Thank you for the grifted. Nobody has licked her. Becky, you are a nasty little one tonight. You've You've done. I'm a dirty girl. What are you drinking? I was drinking vodka, and not the cheap talking [ __ ] or whatever it was that Tina drinks. I drink the good stuff. It's Gray Goose. I drank about this much. I'm really feeling it. It feels great. In fact, that size is about right. That seems good. What do you think Zyl? What do you think Rasov? Is that too big for you? Are you more like this? I don't know whether to play into it because it's going to make my life way harder. So I'm just going to say, you know what you're right. Play right into it. Backstar. I'm good. Thank you. Maybe it'll make Suffah horse a little jealous. He needs a little pep in his step. He needs to Yeeha. Shouldn't you be the pip in his step? He just needs to fall right into me. I'm feeling so good. Do you guys know the best proven and do a cartwheel? Yeah. Becky, can you do a cartwheel? Why are you hoping my skirt will fly up and you'll get to see the goodies? That's not how it works. W hope is. Oh my god, you killed Z. Spit wrong. Oh, she's choking on it, guys. I don't even have a dick, and I made her choke. I mean, you did say that you almost drowned someone once. I mean that's true. I don't know how detailed I should get, but all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I heard Like they were gurgling, and I'm like "What the [ __ ] are you okay?" And they're like "I'm sorry, I was drowning." Was it like Did they have flood insurance? Keem doesn't even know about flood insurance until he's been with somebody like me. That's all I'm saying. Was it a fungal patch? I'm in a flood zone. This is a flood zone. Do they have fungal insurance? That's flood insurance. Not fungal. Where did Zyl go? Why did she play? Yeah, you made her cough up her lung. Not yet. She It hasn't even started [ __ ]. Becky. Becky, you got vodka left? What we When are you going to have another shot? Um, as soon as somebody pays for it. If somebody wants to drop a 50. Hey y'all, somebody want to drop a red donut so Zylie, Becky, and I can take a shot together? That's three shots for a hyundo. I'm not taking a shot. You're not going to take a shot with Becky, Rastv, Becky, and I? I am not drinking until next week. Rast, Becky, and I will take a shot together for a hundo, right Rastv? A three-way? Uh, you'll drink with Becky with you and Ras. Ras off, you have to say yes please. This is my secret fantasy. Right Rast, we'll all take shots together. I had to wait till Twiggy was gone because with a name like Twiggy, I thought he wouldn't be satisfying. But with you and Billy, I'm in. You know what? I'll work the camera. Sure. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, for one red dono, Rastoff, Becky, and I will cheers you and your name's sake. That's a blessing for you and your family for just one simple $100 donation. Oh my god, that's a super chat. That puts the super in super chat. What a deal. There you go. Huge ass. That's a three-way [ __ ]. Knew he was going to do it. Huge ass. Huge ass. I love you. You should You got four of them. Rasov, you want to try all four corners of this ass? Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I don't even want to hear from you. You know Shock Mouths like Billy. You wait on that shot. Rastov, you know that Shock Mouse likes me, and because of that, he won't allow him on the show because he knows that Shock M steal me away from him. I can fix him. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll drink Mountain Dew. Yep. This is for huge ass and the huge ass family. Becky's huge ass, Rastoff's huge ass, and my huge ass. Bottoms up till the bottoms hit the floor. Why does your cup have a beaver on it? Are you trying to get my beaver? This is actually Rastoff. It's oi oi. I regret coming in here today. I don't I never regret coming [ __ ]. That was too much. Oh god. Sir sir. That was like [ __ ] three. Jesus Christ. Isn't it? Oh, it sure is. Becky, I woke up this morning, and I chose I chose violence. I attacked. No, I attacked Rasto's time slot. No, you're fine. No no, I know I'm fine. But I mean but I Billy, you're like I don't care. Why are you chasing Rasto's time slot when you could be chasing my slot? Come on. Okay, for one, Becky, I I respect you as a coworker, and I wouldn't want to mess things up between us. Listen, I hate respect. I don't want respect in the bedroom. I want. No, that's exactly why I respect you, Becky. I wouldn't want to mess things up between us. Billy Billy stop it. You are my pretend husband on the groundhog stream. You planted that seed months ago. It's time for you to plant it again. Chug the rest of that. Another swig for Becky. Outsity knows I will die. Outsity. Are you a man? I'll do one more. I'll do one more. That's it. There's a lot. Ras. Nobody cares what you're going to do. They're talking to me. Outsity. Are you going to slide? Everybody can wait. You and you and you. Hang on. Outsity. Are you going to slide into my Twitter DMs? I'm not drinking until you say yes. Just in case that a horse falls through. I'm waiting. Oh, Mike, somebody called you. I mean Mike Rasov. Mike called you. Atov. Oh no, I have not heard that one before. Ouch. Maybe we are meant to be soulmates. Oh, it's Seven Dust. Got one of the gold coins in the shiny cards. Shout out to the gold coins in the crown bundle. There was only seven gold coins. Oh, that's dope. Seven Dust. Lucky Seven Dust got one of the seven coins. That's That's awesome. The luck of the Irish right there. Awesome. Billy, somebody in the chat says "I think Billy likes you, Becky." LOL. What are your thoughts on that? I do like you, Becky. I think you're very entertaining. See stuff a horse. That's why you should slide into my DMs immediately because I have celebrities like Billy who like me. And look at [ __ ] Billy. Look at [ __ ] Billy. He's amazing. Silly Becky, you dropped your can, which for some reason you care so much about. All right [ __ ] it. I'm going to drink. No more. No more. Oh god. Oh, that's hideous. Ras, don't you want to get as [ __ ] schwaisted as Becky? No. Look, we all wore red today. All of the drunks wore red. Zyl sober. Zyl wore responsible clothing, and she drinks accordingly. I almost wore a red sweatshirt. It's funny that that happened like that. I I was closed. I almost wore it. Would you believe that Keem pulled the plug on my stream? I think he just doesn't want to share me with anybody. Um, no, Becky, you were over time. Remember, I went over there to get you to end the stream to redirect. I know, but good things are worth waiting for. Zylie, wasn't it worth it? Look, I cooked. My eggs have been fully scrambled. Ghost says "Unlike Boogie, Becky does not have a Desi to clean up her messes." Hey Desi. Hey Desi. We love Desi. My whole life is a mess. I wish I had a Desi. Becky, you deserve a Desi. But that would be a Dennis for you, right? Yes. And Rasv, did you just burp? I'm going to go. Say excuse me [ __ ]. Rasv, thank you. Thank you for gaming up today and burping on my stream. The amount of respect you show me uh makes it easier for me to continue to steal your time slot. When I decide to do my morning show, Billy the Fridge Law Cow Unwind, where I unwind all over Rasto's time slot. Not every day. Just when I decide to wake up and steal from Rasto. Can I get somebody to unwind all over my time slot? You know, Becky. All right, I'm out. Something tells me something tells me you will. Welcome. Got rid of Rathon for the virtual pulled the wings from the stream. Goodbye Rast. Goodbye. Billy and Zy are mine [ __ ] you. Have fun with Lucas. He owned you by the way. Whoa. I saw Becky was watching the first episode with Lucas. Tina was in there. I was watching. That was the episode that I went on and Rasto kicked me out of that started this little war. Poor Rastoff. All he ever did was boss up on me, and now I have to steal his time slot from him. This is like at prison when you go to when you go to prison and you're new in prison and you accidentally sit

In like the shot callers, ta at the shot caller's table, you know, then he's got to take your cornbread and maybe your booty too. Rasto accidentally sat at my table. The shot caller in prison. The shot caller. Shot! I thought that was a chair. Like the electric chair. No, the the shot collar probably isn't going to the electric chair anytime soon.

Okay. Yeah, the shock collar. I'll wear a collar for the right person. Suffah horse. You're thinking shock collar; I'm thinking suffah horse collar. Becky, you're—Do you ever worry about—Do you ever worry about where you're going to be in five years? Do—Do you—Do you think you'll be fine? I think I'll be good. I'll have an lovely man who takes care of me. I'll be great. Even if that lovely man is Keem. Keem, you're going to be stuck with me. Sorry. Not sorry. Now I said I'm not quitting. I said I'm not quitting, Keem. I'm all yours, baby.

Now I gotta ask Becky, I'm a—I'm a physics major, you know. I went to Harvard Extension and uh, when you shake your tits like that, all of the movement is coming from your butt, right? Like you use the jiggle in your four quadrants to make the upper half move. Doesn't like to clean, bash, polish a vodka bottle. No, I think the jiggle from the butt stays $20. The jiggle from the titties is its own thing. Yeah, but it starts in the butt, and then it like—I can see you moving your butt to make the top move, right? I know how fat bodies work. Like—like I—I do this. All the shoulder work is coming from my butt. Like it's—it's—it's—it's like reverberations from an earthquake. Aftershocks. I have learned from the seductive art of belly dance how to isolate my titties. Okay, it goes like this. It's a chest shimmy. I don't have to use my butt. That's just for the ass cheeks. You know, when you say isolate, I think of ice, like the ice that deports people. No, I think of the ice like the ice that cools down a person after a hot hot time. H! I do feel very not hot, like ice. I do feel—I do feel cold. It's a cold ass world, Bames John. Isn't that a girl, Bames? Oh [ __ ]! Pretty as a pretty says I got a gold coin and I was so happy. People are cracking their gold coins in their LOL cow crown bundles. These things are really cool. You can redeem these gold coins. Some of the gold coins—There's seven special gold coins to redeem for these true gold coin packages. Awesome if you got one. But also they have—I just bought this—Speaking of gold coin packages, I love a good package. That's why I'm so in love with stuff a horse. Now Becky, Jesus Becky, what if a horse—What if stuff a horse turns out—Here we go. One second. Tit McGee. One second. The baldness or gone, also stop trying to talk over people. This is re-re—They say there's strength in numbers. Tell that to the 6 million Jews. Wa re neglected dipples. I don't know what you're talking about with that last half. Becky should have talked over it. Um, Zy over here just doing in White Times crossword, casually trying to be left out on purpose. Zylie, are you doing the crossword puzzle right now? No, Becky. If we started a goal on rewind for you to go bald, is that a thing? If you want me to go topless, I could do that. No, not ma'am. Listen. Listen [ __ ]! Look how only—it's not brilliant, Brantley. Come on. Come on, Brantley. You know you want to share. Becky, that's a—Is that a 3.75ml bottle or a half gallon? I think it's a pint. I don't know. Okay. Not a pint. It says it's imported. I do like people who are exotic. Yeah, that is not a pint. I'm going to tell you that right now, Becky. That is not a pint. I don't know what it is. Does it say it's a pint? I don't know. It says it's 375 imported milliliters. I did say—I called the 375—I have a good eye. I can count. I'm—Good job, Billy. I'm the—Thank you. Yeah, that's more—Why do I even try and get credit for, like—I should already expect it, right? I should—Z—this must be the crushing weight of my perfection. Must be so hard on you. It—It is, guys, very much so. Can the next—Can the next 20 minutes be Zyl appreciation super chats, please? Let's not do that. While we could do that for Zy, I just want you to know I would love to feel the crushing weight of your perfection. Yeah. Unfortunately, I have—I have to dedicate that to my Lord and Savior. All right. I would drink for a while. Yeah. If you guys need to kick me off, feel free. No, Becky, we're gonna—No, you're fine. You're fine. You're being great. We're going to let you pop off, Peter. You're—You're going—You're going—Uh, but I did start a goal, and at the—at the end of our goal, we're going to have a Zy appreciation ceremony. Oh God. Why? Why? I'll tell you why, Zyl. Cuz sometimes—sometimes you deserve that. Sometimes I worry, Zy, that you—you get too comfortable in my shadow. And I need you to be uncomfortable for a moment. And that is—that isn't the shining light that is Zyl. Am I not supposed to recognize that backhanded compliment you just gave? No. The wild thing is if we don't hit this goal, how disappointed I'm going to be in our audience. That's going to be the—that's going to be the worst part about it. I'm trusting them to deliver right now. Like this is a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. I set us up to fail on an epic level. Epic level. So Bames John, how are you doing tonight? Oh, I'm doing great. How are you guys doing? Good. What is that yellow thing behind you on the uh, the shelf? Is that a drrele? Is that a—what? A drrele? No, it's a [ __ ] plush that I got like three years ago. Okay. But actually, if I were to move behind—I used to have a text—What is it? Spongebob? It's like an egg thing. Oh, okay. Ah, I love eggs. Sarah G123 says, "Love you Sally. Love you Billy. Becky, you're tolerable when drunk." Becky, why are you getting so much love tonight? I don't know. She's tolerable for a high tolerance. Listen, it's because guys love when I don't talk. They look—they like me to be quiet and sit like this, and then they're happy. That's all they want. It's very easy. Men are simple. Okay, real quick. Charm Skull says, "I am sorry Zy, but I love you. Will always support Rewind." Charm Skull will always support Rewind. Thank you, Charm School. And uh, Sarah G also said the other—I don't know the other girl, but you seem cool. Yeah, we don't know Bames Jond very much. Bames Jond, have you been thinking about maybe trying out for a show role now that everybody's trying out here in the LCAL universe? But I wasn't waiting to do anything until I was able to get at least a proper setup and not just like my phone. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to be that type of person to try out and say, "Oh, by the way, the only thing I have is my phone." Yeah. It's—there's—there's what's really crazy is now in 2025, your phone can do so much. But even—even with that, some people don't know how to get the best use out of their phone, and the internet holds people back too. So it can be iffy either way. Ghost of Mooch says, "Kick an R Zyl wartime reporter. Let's [ __ ] go, people." Dude, I think we're about to have a Zy celebration ceremony. I don't know why. That's embarrassing as [ __ ]. And you know it. No, it's not. I have a special message. The only reporter that we have—You are the only one. It's in your name. Zly gets real. You're the only [ __ ] that gets real. It doesn't matter who it is, Keem, Becky, it doesn't [ __ ] matter. Thank you. I appreciate that. Well, I would like it to get real between me and Safa Horse. But Sappa Horse, you said you were going to slide into my DMs, and I don't see you there. And until you do, or—and or until I see a $50 donation, I'm staying here for the rest of the night. Whoa. Because Bame John, is that your name? Bames John. That's 007. I have to guess 01 first. So come on, Sephorus, I'm waiting. Becky. Becky. Becky. Yes, Billy. Did you read his message right? Maybe he said he was going to slide into your BMS. Bowel movement. Nasty, Billy. No, the way you said that made it all worth it. By the way, I'm not into that sort of thing. Now Michael, he is into golden showers, being—Oh God. I know. I know. I was offended when I heard too. It wasn't what I was expecting. That's why I'm not interested in Michael anymore. But Safa horse, I'm waiting. She just grabs—She grabbed that microphone like it was the golden horse dick. Did you see that? That's right. Suffer, I'm waiting. We—We need to get—We need to get like a—a professional cameraman to film some LCAL live commercials at the next meetup. Are you banned from meetups, Becky? I don't think so. The next meet up we have to have a professional director, cameraman set up to do lawcow live commercials for our channels. We need like full real, professionally done commercials, and we need to all pitch in to pay for them. I just need—I just need a man who would successfully plate me, so don't—so I don't have extra energy to fight people like Rocky. Becky, suffer horse just gave us a donation. Let Billy read it. He says, "I don't—He says, "I don't do Discord, and I'm fixing it. You've called me out numerous times tonight, and it will be answered." What about Twitter? What about X? Come on. What about Triple X? A horse? I'm waiting. He said, "Would you—He said, "Would you be willing to ride side saddle or bearback?" I never thought you'd ask. You have to ask me in DMs, and I'll give you my answer happily. He said—he said he might walk into the bedroom, Mr. Ed, but you're going to walk out of the bedroom, special ed, aka he's gonna [ __ ] you [ __ ]. He said his word's not mine. I would never use that word. Listen. Listen, suffor, you have to [ __ ] me first. How many months has it been? Where are you in my DMs? I'm waiting. Goddamn. Feel like I need two vapes for this. I might need three babes for this normally, but alcohol is pretty magical. I gotta say. Suffah horse said—Suffahorse said he wants to have a new show with you, Becky, called LCA funny form where a horse and a pig—pig—pig can make little chickades. Little chickades. Listen, hear me out. L cow Only fans. You could be the first one, Saf horse. It's got to be Only Farms, right? It can't be Only Fans. It's got to be Only Farms. What? That's ridiculous. Saf horse, I'm staying on the air. I don't care if it takes 12 hours until I see you slide into my DMs on X.com. Where are you? Or she's going to test—or she's going to mad house next.com. I will end up on the bad side of the internet. Sup horse, you need to save me. I'm just saying. You don't want me to—You don't want me to traverse into the bad side of the internet. Becky, what do you mean the bad side of the internet? You're the—you're—you are the only baddie that twerks in quadrants. But see, I'm the baddie on the good side of the internet. On the bad of the internet, there's people with like eight ass cheeks. Okay, we don't want that. There are not many people with four solid good ass cheeks on the good side of the internet. Four? That's like bogo. Buy one, get one. Come on. True. True. You're double the pleasure, double the fun. That's right. That's right. Billy said it better than me. Very rarely can somebody do that. Right, Becky? Right. That's right. Suffer horse, you need to do me the biggest favor in the entire world. Can you please come up here right now, please? They're saying Bames is a little quiet when she talks. Well [ __ ]! Am I quiet? Yeah, just a little bit. Greek girl, I turned you up a little bit. Maybe that'll help. Break girl, do not tell Suff a horse to run. Do not be jealous. You have a husband at home. Some of us do not. I need a horse, and I'm waiting. Yeah, well, maybe Suffah horse should run like a wild horse right into Becky's—Run like a wild horse right up onto the stream. Members waiting is looking awfully empty. I put some hay in there for you, Suffer horse. Come on. No, you didn't put any hay in there. You put some hay in there. Put some hay—Hey, I love it whenever Becky flirts. She looks right into the camera. I do. Stop, a horse. This is for you. You see this eye contact? It could be extra sexy. You want to find out? I'm sorry. I'll behave. I'll behave. But the only way to get me to behave is to get Suffah horse to come on here. Suffer horse, I'm waiting. Becky, I don't care about your behavior at all. I want you to be uh, as free as you want to be tonight on Log Cow Rewind. You're our drunken present, and you're here to be—She was a sweetheart. She was a sweetheart to me when I went on to Queens today. I was like, "Oh, one buff weeb says drunk Becky is wild for life." Listen, Billy, ruining the moment. Zy—Zy, I love you, and I only say you look like you're 70 because I want you all for myself in case stuff a horse doesn't take me. Okay. No. Neglected tipples. How dare you say kick me [ __ ] you! It takes $100 to kick me. Becky, you said earlier it takes 50. Well, now it's a hundred. It's only 50 for sucker. No, no, no. The next time you come back, it takes a hundred. Find your way back here, silly [ __ ]. She's [ __ ] wasted, isn't she? Yeah, she is. At least she's nice. But at least she's nice when she's drunk, right? We like drunk Becky. Yeah, I like Hi Becky too. I thought this was fun. Do you think she's going to find her way back here? She should. She's just in members waiting. She should be able to find her way back. I basically gave her the invite, right? Yeah, you told her find her way back. I don't know if she'll be sober enough to do it while she's finding her way back. Maybe. Matallis says, "Becky looks like a corpulent Hot Topic mannequin possessed by four raccoons and used vape cartridge stuffed into an overstretched sweater with the color of expired ketup." Damn. Outsity says, "Rewind after dark." Coming up next after Silk Stockings. You guys have probably never watched Silk Stockings. You're not old enough to know that was a show on USA up all night. USA Up All Night catered to the older—the older audience that maybe watched TV after Monday Night Raw. Monday Night Raw was a fun TV show, still going today, professional wrestling, but it was huge in the 90s when USA All Night was popular. You want me to just bring her back up here? Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. Read—read the donations. I'm sorry. Nick Stone F says, "Someone get this pig a water bowl and tell her to go to bed. Either I or Suffahorse are interested in you, razor back." Whoa. Kind of wish she was here to hear that. That would have been wonderful to see her reaction. Becky got lost at sea. Damn. Damn. Good to go now says W Zyl W rewind all around. I don't know if we read that one or not, but I do think we're caught up with those. Did I get missing before? I think we might be caught up. Uh, Seth look says, "Rastoff please get a real whiskey and stop drinking that candy flavored stuff." Yes, I'm a booze snob. Rastoff likes his candy flavored stuff. I want everybody to know that there's no problem between me and Rastov, but I am going to continue to steal from him when I so feel fit to do so. Dude, I loved what you did this morning. That was beautiful. That was beautiful. I just—I have this theory, okay, that I wanted to talk to the audience. That's all. And I wanted to do it at the expense of Rasto's second two hours and show the people at home that maybe one host shouldn't have four [ __ ] hours all to himself. You say, "Someone take one for the team." Lol. Becky is wet wet, and she's ready to go pound—ready to go to pound town. Dude—dude, what the [ __ ]! Clover says, "If I hear suffer horse one more time… love Zy." Clover, we do love Zy. And that ends our goal. It's Zy appreciation time. Let's bring in our guest MC for Zy appreciation time. Becky Boop, you're live on Local Rewind. It is the Zy appreciation segment. Could you, drunk Becky, appreciate Zy please for us here on Local Rewind? I'll drink to Zy for that. Zy, I want you to know that you are the most gorgeous 70-year-old woman I have ever seen. You have so few wrinkles. You look beautiful. You have the best personality. You could even be a fly on the wall, which means you like to watch. And you're a wartime reporter. I love people who've been through combat. What? Thank you, Becky. I appreciate it, darling. You're beautiful. And if your husband ever doesn't appreciate you, I'm here. And Billy, don't [ __ ] kick me. Don't do it again. I looked in my DMs, and I don't see Suffah horse there. And until saf is there, I'm holding hostage. I didn't kick Becky for any other reason than the $50 she said. And she said—Yeah, that's the only reason. She said—she said she's not getting kicked for anything less than a hundred now. So Benji, I won't kick you for less than $100 now. I'm just—Your word, not mine. Famous John, would you like to compliment Zyl? Oh, 100%! 100%! I [ __ ] love Zy. If it wasn't for Zy and like [ __ ], rewind is 50% Zy, 50% Billy. Like you guys don't overlap each other, no matter what. When Zyl says she gets real, she gets [ __ ] real. Like it doesn't matter who it is, a mod, a host, a [ __ ] member and waiting. It doesn't matter what it is, she [ __ ] gets real. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, you get employee of the month for a reason. There she [ __ ] great. That's fact. Thank you. That is—Listen, I'm sorry, but that is the lamest compliment I've ever heard. So it was nice. Be nice to her. She's being nice. Becky, Billy, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to give out more compliments. Billy, you get the fridge. You get so fridge. We love you so much. I'm Becky. I get the boop. I get booped so much. If only Suffahorse was here, I wouldn't have to be on camera anymore. Suffah horse, I didn't find you in my DMs. I'm just saying. Sally, you get so real. AAC talking smack says contr or says Zyl appreciation contrary to her cold exterior she was one of the most welcoming to me, congrats on your ceremony hearts. Thank you, AAC. I love AAC. AAC's awesome. And I want to say that Zy is not 50% of this channel. Okay. She's not 25% of this channel. She's not 75%, nor 100% of this channel. There is no percentage of this channel that is Zy. It is all me and all Zy. There is no rewind without either of us. And it's been that way since day one. And we proved that because we have made it ours. And I don't think it would work without either of us. And I am very happy to have her here. She brings receipts and fills the gaps that I would never want to fill. And I'm very happy and very lucky to have her there because she does the things that I can't nor won't do. Thank you, Zy. Thank you, Zy. Thank you. You're welcome. Make me cry. Thank you. Usually you are amazing at your job. However, you are selling Zy short. Zy fills me up 100%. And I just know that—Well, maybe stuff a horse could have filled me up first, but he's not here. He didn't slide into the DMs like he said he would. So explain further, Becky. Zy fills me up 100%. She's so clever. She's so smart. She jumps into my stream like a little fly on the wall. She makes me feel very happy on this inside. The truth is, Billy, everyone gives Zy a hard time, but Zy actually carries rewind. Hello, Keem. I'm in mermaid status for you. Hello. Dude, is Zy dying of like some terminal disease? What is going on? Do you not watch rewind? Yes. She didn't ask for this. This is the beginning of the show. We announced Zyl has boogies fake cancer. Dude, that's tragic. I just look at—I happen to look at the TV, and I see Zyla like tearing up. Were you crying? She caught Boogie's fake cancer game. No, I'm not crying. The hell you don't cry on the internet. You taught me that, Keem. Remember, do not cry on the internet. Keem. Zy was just waiting for you to show up to take me off her back. You're the only one who could save her. Keem. Keemstar. I was trying to pay attention to what I was trying to pay attention to what happened. And Billy goes, "Yeah, rewind is me and Zy, and it's only me and Zy." I'm like, "Wait a minute, I played a part? What the [ __ ]? Okay." And Keemstar, obviously Keemstar is the person who made Re—It was his brainchild. He chose me. He chose Zyl. And he tried to—he tried to make Glammy a part of it. I don't know what the [ __ ] he was thinking. Bro, do you know—do you know how many—do you know how many crazy chess moves I push around the board during rewind just to get your reactions in real time? It's—it's uh—Hey, roll—What we're doing right now, Keem, actually is—I set a goal up to troll Zyl to do a Zy appreciation ceremony to make her uncomfortable. And now—now we're appreciating her. And it's perfect you're here right now because it would make her super uncomfortable if you appreciated her in front of everybody. Just call me a [ __ ]. Please don't do it. Don't do it. Speaking of chess, Keem, did you know I used to be a chess champion, and the goal of chess is to conquer the king? And you're right there, and I'm waiting. Becky, take a cold shower for Jesus age Christ. You want to join me? Do you want to join me, otherwise? No. No, I took my cold shower last week when I got in trouble for gooning. Flirting. It was flirting. I bet. Keem, now is your time to redeem yourself. You have the perfect sitting right here. You don't want to be associated with Voldemort Number Two. Come on. She looks—She has [ __ ] titties. Okay. My titties are the opposite of [ __ ]. They're smart titties. Don't you want smart titties, Keem? I'm not talking about that. Becky. Becky, you know—you know—you know no man in the world is going to hear the word [ __ ] titties and not think about looking at them, right? Keem likes [ __ ] titties. He likes [ __ ] titties if they look like mermaid titties. Well, Keem, I got them right here. Haven't you seen this—haven't you seen this trend of the only fan girls that are using AI to like make them look like they have Down syndrome? Men are a big trend right now. Men are sick. They hear—they hear [ __ ], and they get—they get attracted. They—they can't help it. You have the weirdest [ __ ] fantasies. You shouldn't know anything about that [ __ ]. It's not—It's not him. It's all over the internet. Only fan girls are using AI to make themselves look like they have Down syndrome to sell Only Fan accounts. They're—they're thirst trapping with [ __ ] day [ __ ]. I have AI titties, all in this—AI titties. That's just realistic. Keem, don't act like you don't like it. If you could settle for Voldemort Number Two, you could easily upgrade for me. I'm just saying, you have a tippy, and I will stop right there, like [ __ ]. Brantley, I'm settling for no Voldemorts. Okay, I was drunk, and I was taken advantage of. I am the victim. Yeah, Keem. You need to start drinking. That's your whole problem is you need to start drinking. Get your white claws.

And come party with us, Becky. You didn't let him get one Zyl appreciation comment in. I think you owe her another appreciation comment.

No, I… No, you don't. She stole one from… She stole one from us. He's just playing hard to get. Don't worry, he'll come around.

No, the only other person that'll come around will be Brantley. Brenley could totally come around and appreciate Zyl, but I know who will. A number one king here, around rewind.

Poke Gaga, are you here to appreciate Zyl on this ZY appreciation ceremony? Midnight cannot come fast enough. Did somebody say [__] titties? Hi, my name is Becky Boop. Middle name [__] titties. How are you doing today? Oh, I made a mistake. Immediate immediate realization.

Can we stop… Can we stop using the R-word? Can we start saying [__] please? I think it's more classy.

Yeah, [__]. Some culture. Thank you, [__]. Bring some class to this R-word. Um, Liza, as in Minnelli, says "Zyl is the best." Welcome to Cash Billy. You say that just like you say… Just cuz you make it sound like a foreign language does not make it classy. I put the ass in class. That's why I'm right here.

Uh, speaking of foreign… uh, Becky, you put the foreign in your ass, as in foreign ass cheeks. You got four ass cheeks. Or that's four cheeks, not four in ass. Pretty sure you can fit… Pretty sure you can fit four in too.

God damn it. Sorry, Billy. I know I teed you up. I teed you up. I should have let you hit it out. My bad. You should have never brought me back. Now you're going to regret it.

No, I'm not. Someone's got bound to pay $100 to kick you out. She… She just looked at you and went, "H. I don't care. Deal with it, Billy." Now I'm here, and I'm not leaving till somebody pays 100 to kick me.

What's this uh… thing you have going on here? Are you a football player? What is this? Oh, I went to war. I went to war today with the menopause milkers. And this is my war lipstick. My battle lipstick. That's not fertility blood. No, but you know, just in case I run out of lipstick in the middle of battle, I can go like… and reapply. Smart like that.

Poke Gaga, Matalis says, "Today is the day of Zy. We love you." Kaden Converse says, "We love you Zy. You're amazing." Listen, [__] in the chat, I love Zy more than all of you. And that's why I act like I hate her because I secretly love her. So all of you can back the [__] off. You can take Philly, Zy is mine.

Oh, [__]! This is… This is exactly how I saw the divorce going, actually. Zy for queens. Meek. I get Tina. This… This is Zy. We have to stick together forever because I don't know if Tina can do the workload you do. I'm too lazy.

Listen… Listen, I'll take both of you. That's okay. Poke Gaga, you can get a little pokey action too if you want it. I'm all good. Thanks. He's such a gentleman. He is.

KMG says, "Becky can come in my bed anytime." KMG… KMG only spent $2 on that super chat, but I think he's serious. $2 is not enough. A damn it. Make you holla. $200 and we'll start talking then, maybe I'll leave. Otherwise, [__] you.

Now, what happened with a horse? Did I read Nick Stone's comment to you, Becky? I think it was when you were kicked. I don't know if you want to hear it. Do you want to hear it? Please read me the comment from my one true love besides a horse. I don't know if you want to hear it then, cuz I… I know you like him, but he was… he wasn't… he wasn't very loving.

Ah, that's okay. He's just playing hard… Yeah, go ahead and read it to me. So, in… in your guys's love language, he said, "Someone get this pig a water bowl and tell her to go to bed. Neither I or Suffahorse are interested in you, you razor back. Nick, you're just trying to get me into bed. Listen, you're too slow. And Suffahorse is going to beat you there. Don't even try. Come back again tomorrow." That was him trying to [__] block Suffahorse.

However, Suffahorse, I did check my Twitter and I don't see you in my DMs. So where are you? DM divine masculine, where are you? I'm waiting. Hey, uh, Becky, what's harder… what's harder in bed, a horsecock or a [__] stone? I feel like I'm caught between a stone and a hard place. I don't really know, Billy. How about both? Interesting. I do think… I do think… I do think a horse is a better ride.

Birdman, welcome to Cash Cow, says, "Who's the fat bunny button in the top left?" Damn. Oh my god. No, Becky, are you trying out for Mad House tonight? But… Oh my god. This is bunny butt cheeks. What? No. You do be having… You do be having butt cheeks. It's not that offensive. No. You know what? It's true. I am bunny butt cheeks. Here I am. Come get me.

It's not… It's not really that offensive. Yeah, you… you… you are cheeky. You're a cheeky girl. There's… I am cheeky. Look right here. It's right on my cheek. Yes. Yes. And your butt too. People… People think your butt is a great quality, right? You think your butt's a great quality? I do. And Johnny Paul said, "Becky the Easter Bunny." And they're right. I have some eggs that need to be fertilized before next Easter.

So, Becky, you're kind of more like a kester bunny. Kester means butt. I'm a butt bunny. Bunny butt sex was the bunny buttons joke. And kester bunny is also a butt joke. How many more butt jokes do you think I can make about you and Easter? You got two out of four. Too many. I think I'm actually tapped out right about there. Those are back to back to back.

I listen, I've been waiting for Suffahorse, and I remember it was maybe a month ago, maybe two, that Sappa Horse came on here on camera on LCA rewind, and one, I was very jealous that he didn't do it on Queens, but two, I'm waiting for you to come back, Suffahorse. I'm waiting. Come on stream, get in, members waiting. I'm here. Suffa, come back. You can dump it all on Becky.

Power6 says, "I hope Becky wasn't… wasn't offended by my cheeky dono on Aussie." She was on the other night. I said the story of the day was Becky saying she started cleaning. Lol. Becky, in your heart, do you… do you want love? Yes. A… I think you're going to get it. But I'm waiting for love from Safa Horse, and he's making me wait. She waved it for lovers. What she's waiting for… People in the chat, do you not see how loyal I am? For… I am perfect wifey material.

Becky, can I tell you a secret about life? I think your loyalty is your downfall. Why is that, Billy? Because you give your loyalty to people who are not worthy. And while you're loyal to people who are unworthy, you miss out on the people who are worthy because you're loyal to a fault. You know what? You're right, [__] you, Sufferhorse. Where's Nick Stone? Come on, Billy. Spitt… the wrong tree, Nick Stone. I believe that E in Nick Stone… F is Nick Stone… [__] me.

Oh, Becky, am I wrong? Becky, you need a life coach, and you need someone who can gaslight you into taking life into your own hands. Take a lot of stuff into my own hands. I think… what? Do not act like I'm not smooth, okay? If I was in a bar, I would be able to pick up whoever I wanted. You know my charm is working on me. Don't even front. Let's talk… Let's talk more about this Grim Toy uh… show fellow. Is he still boning up your door? We have been talking… I don't know if he messaged me today. He might. Actually, I should check. Where is my phone? I don't know. I'll check on my laptop, iPad, whatever. That's my wig. Don't pay attention to that.

I thought that was your [__] cat. I was like, this [__] just threw her cat. Stop looking for my [__]. Shame on you. You got a loss of obsa… No… Oh, that's only for Nick Stone because I've given up on Suffahorse. Now what about Grim Toy Show? Yeah. What about him? It's possible. We haven't made plans for today. Actually, I don't think he has not messaged me today. You should never leave a lady in waiting.

So, uh, Nick Stone, you know it's your chance. Just saying… when he was live with Kid behind a camera flirting with you, Mike called him out and said that he was overly affectionate and that he was telling his woman that he couldn't live without her and he was very lovey-dovey and overly affectionate, and now they're breaking up and he's immediately coming after you. Becky, as your counsel, I recommend you only ever pump and dump that boy. Don't fall for him.

Don't fall for me. Who should I fall for? PJ instead? Would that be your choice if you could… if you could… he is an amazing man. I don't know… I don't know if you could land him. If you could, that's a happily ever after guy. Call him. True. But here's the thing about Grim… Him coming after me sounds like the natural order of things. That's the way it's supposed to be. I should come first. [__] cat. Do it. Do it. Poke Gaga, do it. Drunk [__] up. Love you, Billy. Zia. I'm going to play Oblivion. She's just funny. Yes. Koala Cougall, go enjoy Oblivion. Zylie, are you enjoying Oblivion right now? Yes. Oh my god. I was up until 11:00 a.m. That's why I didn't wake up till 4:00. Matalis, I tried to go to bed at 8 and I couldn't. I kept playing. Matalis says, "I swear to God, Becky looks like a failed Thor filter wrapped in 200 lb of bad." Anyone know how to get a barren middle-aged woman to get the message? With that person asking for a friend says in the chat, Suffor is a camel. I agree. I bet you he could hump twice. Whoa. Nick Stone. Okay, girl, Becky. Nick Stone wants to know how to get a barren middle-aged woman uh… to get the message that you're not interested. How would you get a barren middle-aged woman to get the message that they're not interested? The only way, Nick Stone, is you have to substitute yourself with another person. That would be Suffahorse. Otherwise, I am not in this dress, I am in undress for you. Throw your friend in front of the puss, dude. Bus? What? You nasty. I… I… I meant… I was trying to say [__], but it [__] rhymes with bus when you say puss, right? Sounds like somebody needs to go to a doctor… Like for a fungal thing. It was not fungal. It was a joke, Billy. It was a joke. I… Listen, I like that joke. I can't use it. To all the male suitors in the audience, I just want you to know I have never had ass fungus. That was a joke. I… I can't laugh… I use that… I use that too against you. No, I'm only laughing at the… Okay, Becky, can we do… Can we do a… a memorial? We'll bury that joke right here right now on rewind. Sure, let's go for it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Becky one time made a silly little joke about magic mushrooms growing in her backbond. It was not true, but it was hilarious. And it was so funny that even the mere thought of it right now makes me chuckle, and I laugh… it very little. I am a very serious man. So what I would like to do as a gift for Becky is have everybody recognize that she is so funny. We have to kill this joke for her future husband so he's not afraid to play the ninth hole. Mushroom-free. The ninth hole? How many holes the girls you're with usually have? Oh… one, two, three, four, five… Do you really want to know? Nine? Did I just count them out? Did I count them out? Did I… Did I count them out? One for each nostril? That's a little kinkier than I was expecting, but okay. Well, does… we don't just start with a dick in the ass. Someone's got to look me in the eye and then snort some coke. Take her to dinner. Got to talk… woo… Got to pitch some woo into her ear. The ass is the last hole. Do you not… Do you not play the game, Becky? Life starts… Life starts with the other holes. The ass is the last one. Christ. Do I have to teach you everything? This is why you're single. You have to pass the sniff test first. And that's why God gave us two nostrils, one for each man, two at a time. I don't have to pass the sniff test. There is zero chance I get close… like 100 from 100 yards away. Anybody who's going to fail the sniff test is not making it within my vision. Billy, listen… Listen, Chad, I have a question for you. Wouldn't you… this is the last thing I'm going to say and then I'm going to go… If you could have a party in your room for one night, wouldn't you want to lay on top of him like he's a water bed? That's true. I am a… I am actually a [__] Squish Malo. That's legit my branding. I'm just saying… the mutual man says that backs stop… Becky sounds like she has the career trajectory of a tub girl 2.0. Yeah. And Coach 27… I can't do a reading for Becky. The donut reading costs $100, and I'm not going to consult the cards. Listen… listen, I do real psychic readings. Listen, Billy, this is very important. I've been very hurt by your psychic readings. I do real psychic readings. I only… Billy… Billy, I only do donut readings if they're glazed. Uh, my donut readings are all [__] and way more real than yours are. Mhm. His are more accurate. That… That was hurtful but true. I'm sorry I said it that way. I apologize. Keem's… Keem's aim is accurate too when he's trying to glaze that donut. Just saying. Becky… Becky… Becky, can I ask you a question? Becky, you probably shouldn't, but go ahead. Do you think you'll drink more? Probably not. I think I'm well cooked for the night. I think you're good. I think I'm ready. I think you're drunk. I think I'm gonna be drunk until tomorrow, most likely. You'll be all right. Power 986 wants to know, "Zylie, you made me want to play Champions in Norath again." That's… That's pretty sweet. It's a great game. Uh, Scott Dude 4 says, "Is Becky still pretending to be drunk so she can be slew for attention?" I want to play Champions of Nor ass. Can we make that a game? Oh my god. I'm a gamer. What? Poke Gaga, do not act like you have never had a woman flirting with you before. You know you want to poke this… Gaga, stop it. Definitely don't. I'm… I don't believe you. I'm good. Okay, Gaga can't say… can't say any more clearly. Definitely don't. I appreciate that. That's okay. [__] you. I'm saving myself for Zy. Good. Like you have a choice. Becky… poor Becky. Tonight… tonight you're done drinking your expensive… I love how you called Greygus the expensive vodka. More expensive than that taka or whatever the [__] that Tina was drinking is. What the [__] was that? I never even heard of it before. I never heard of that either. I was like, "What the hell is that?" Unbelievable. Well, there's… that was like Everclear. There's expensive vodka. Then there's like topshelf vodka, which is not expensive vodka. It's just top shelf, which you know is the stuff that you get off of the top shelf from the domestic local liquor store. And then there's bottom shelf. And Tina probably had the bottom shelf stuff. Makes sense. But expensive stuff is… is… is stuff you probably don't even see on the shelf. You probably have to hunt it down. I was going to say I don't think I've ever seen like a high-end vodka. I was going to say… I was going to say that makes sense. You don't qualify for top shelf. That's why you don't want me. [__] you. Whoa. The real is… That's… That's our crown you're talking to. Oh, I'm sorry. I also have a crown because I'm a queen. Okay. You look more like a clown, Becky. Clown can wear crowns, and that's okay. True. Where's your crown at? Excuse me. You have a tiara near you? That wig… I do not have a tiara. Sorry. Why do you want me to get one? I could wear nothing except for the tiara. That's what you're into. I wanted… I wanted you to have a tiara at fat camp so bad, but you got kicked out like day one. I was like, bald Becky wearing the tiara all day long, wearing nothing but the tiara. I thought that would be so funny, running around fat camp. When I look back at it, do you know how sad it is that I didn't even make it a full 48 hours of fat camp? I know. I know. I was looking forward to screaming at you. I wanted… I wanted to have fights with you. I got one good shut up [__] at you. That was it. Do you… Do you remember when you brought me a plate of food, Becky? Remember when you brought me a plate of food? I think you brought me blis brisket. I think… I think you brought me some brisket. I think brisket was more as accurate. Thank you for the bliscuit. That was accurate. You're welcome for the bliscuit, Billy. Anything for you. That was very kind of you. I was very… I was very happy that you gave me that. It was… It was very nice. It was very sweet. Thank you very much. You're… You're a good person, Becky, despite how evil you are. Listen, here's the big secret: I'm not evil. I'm only bad enough so that you can appreciate the good. You need contrast in… You're not evil. You just spill that way. That's right. I'm not evil. I just squirt that way. You [__]. Thank you, Zy, for saying what Poke Gaga and I were not legally allowed to… Oh, [__]! God damn it. That wasn't my desk courses. I don't think… I don't think a top shelf could support her ass. Damn. You say, "Damn, Becky, are you a washing machine cuz I'm ready to drop a load." Whoa. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Listen, it's rare that you could get somebody who is both top shelf and bottom shelf at the same time, but I've got both. Just saying. You're right. You're such a special find, Becky. I swear to God, Becky… Oh, Becky, bless your heart. You are awesome drunk. You are awesome high. Good God. Power86's higher drunk Becky is funny… better than drama Becky. A… Becky, what if your new career in Local Live was just being the stoner, the drunk, and then after a month of this, and when it got boring, we did Becky intervention and turned you into mean uh… Becky that's always coming out of detox? No, I think I should stay drunk Becky and hi Becky forever. And Nick Stone, I see you in the chat. [__] you. You can [__] Nick Stone. [__] me. Okay. You cannot get castrated until you make stuff a horse. Slide into my DMs. Until then, your work is not complete. No castration for you. Well, now Nick Stone says, "I booked an appointment to be castrated." And you do not want that, Nick Stone. I booked an appointment to be astrated, and you're late. The [__] does that even mean? I don't know. But I just work here, dude. Can I just work here, okay? Can I get an appointment to be labmized? I just work here. I… I don't know. Two for one special please. I can't believe this was the career that I decided on. I can't help it that neither of you has been astrated before. Okay, I'm ready to be leotomized. Nick Stone, where are you? I'm waiting. Just saying… Oh… Oh no. Listen, Nick Stone, if you don't come here, I'm gonna have to settle for Atov. Nobody wants Atov. Hey… Okay… Hey, he's… he's a… he's a… people love Rasto. Huge ass earlier. Uh, I don't know if you're watching still. Huge ass. If you are, would love for you to comment. This was happening like a good hour ago, and I… we got off on a tangent, but now that we have a moment of Rasto's name getting brought up and I see everything and I don't forget anything, I want to respond to you, Huge ass. You said that Rasto didn't ask for four hours. He didn't ask to be a lonely host doing four hours. And I also didn't ask to steal two of his hours today. No, you didn't ask. That's true. And I… and I won't ask… I won't ask if I ever decide to do it again. Drama Alert says I have unsubed from rewind. Oh my god. That's all right, Papa. You still… You still going to cash those checks, right? We… you still… you still got us paid. You still got us, right? You still got us, right? It's all good, right? Damn, Becky, ain't you got something… a… you got something saucy to say about that? Hard to… Thank you. Thank you. That's… You did it. You did it. I was just trying to get you to do exactly what you did. Exactly. Becky, bless your heart. So curious. I'm just sitting here picturing the look on Keem's face as he's listening to all this. He's going to have a huge migraine from laughing so hard. I did… you hear that? Zy said, "Bless my heart." But first, you have to find it. Stop being such a [__]! Stop it. No, I was born Zy. I was born for this. And Poke Gaga, you [__] like it cuz you're still… h… you're still sitting here. So I don't want to hear it from you. You're Billy. Thank you. Thank you. I believe that you're here for Billy. That would make sense. Andy, listen. Don't be greedy, [__]. Okay, you have to share. Have to share. I don't got to do [__]. Can you imagine how… does it feel to be so in demand? Did you know you were this in demand? I don't like it. She loves it. She loves it. Welcome to the ZY appreciation ceremony. This is going all night long. This is going all night long. Billy, this is 24 hours of Zyl. 35 more hours of Zy. That's what this is. Metallis is… Becky's built like a busted hourglass, topheavy with tits that enter the room 5 seconds before she does and four ass cheeks fighting for screen time. Damn. Listen, I can't help it that I am voluptuous enough for two men. That's why I want Suffahorse and Nick Stone. Becky, I thought you were… Becky… You just told me on Queens you were a born-again virgin. Well, I could be a born-again virgin for two guys. Becky is voluptuous enough for two men and in reality has none. Billy, listen. If they both do me at once, then I'm a… b… a virgin for both of them. Zy, do not ruin my fun. Stop it. You [__]. I know… I know I am. But what are you, Becky? If you were… I'm old, reformed one Becky. If there were two men… if there were two men, and those two men were bookends, what books would you be between them? I would be like War and Peace cuz I go for a long time. Okay. What other books? Answer… what other books would you be cuz bookends can hold multiple books. Would that be it? Oh god. Bunny, save me. Bunny can't save you now. Oh my god, she's here. What the… What was that sorcery? Was she in members waiting? We're a witch. We're witches. I'm the witch here. My… Why are there two… Why are there two bunnies on screen? I was told to come in for a comparison. So I hear… I see it. Oh my god. I'm not knocking. Throw your empty [__] can away, you psycho. It's the 19th time you dropped that thing. What attachment do you have to it? Is that your father figure? Let him go. He's got to go get milk. Ew. First of all… second of all… bun me. I have heard the bigger the bow, the better the boobs. Is that true? That's true. Everybody loves a dumb hoe with a big bow. She's so good. I love her. I prefer playing… One of my favorites. Becky, where's your bow? Becky, uh… I don't know. It's hidden somewhere inside my dress. You want to come find it? No. Becky was like, "No, this bow is not for you." Love you. This bow is not for you. It's for Stuffa Horse and Nick Stone only. Last time I went looking for a bow on a…

Woman, I ended up finding an arrow. That's why. That's why I don't go down on $20 [__] anymore. Jesus Christ, I'm surrounded by [__]. What? Mhm. That was I'm surrounded. Yeah, that was a that was a cute that was a cute tea girl joke. Am I allowed to say tea girl? I don't know. I'm not sure.

Listen, listen. I started the rumor that the LCU is a cult, and I need to rectify it. It's no longer a cult. It is now a sex cult. Why? Because I said so. Billy, you're nasty. Show some decorum. This is local rewind. Nasty. We'll go into Becky. She's drunk. I feel great. What's the matter? Poke Gaga, I think you're a little frustrated. Poke Gaga, I went on Queens. Did you did you see her on Queens? No. Okay. Um, yeah. She verbally molested me. I did not give consent. Can't scissor up a storm. I know. That's not right. Yeah. What you know you should take me over there with Jaffy over to Mad House. I hear he talks about guys with two dicks. It's enough for both. Yeah. Bunny, this is about to become your problem. I would love that. Becky, come over. I'm not even kidding. Come on, Bunny. You are so good. I will come over twice. Zylie, would you would you also go with Becky over to Mad House, cuz I feel like you you you deserve this. This is your appreciation night. No, I'm waiting for this dream to Can't you think of Can you think of a better night than you and Jaffy and Becky together? Oh my god. How much fun I can imagine walking up a really tall building, looking down and walking off of it. Do you want to take a a long walk off of a short building? Yes. Yes. I have a mission. I have heard that Jaffy is a hardened man, and my mission in life is to make Jaffy turn into Taffy.

Oh, okay. Becky, I'll hold the camera. That's fine. Becky, what do you think? Do you think with proper lubricant you and David Jaffy could find a ghost? Who needs lubricant, Billy? They're about to do a haunted hotel. You should fly out to their haunted hotel party and find ghosts. They use some use some plasma, some ectoplasm and find a Slimer. Yeah. Why did you I mean I've never been with a ghost before. So there's the first time for You could be with Jeffy. Help him conjure up some feelings. He doesn't need a witch when he has Becky Boop. True. I like that. Becky, would you have sex with the ghost? Has she had sex with a ghost? Have you had sex with the ghost? Is that a serious question, because the answer is yes. I knew that answer. Oh, jeel. I just need confirmation. Becky, what what what what what living real or fictional beings would you or wouldn't you have sex with? List them all in perpetuity. Yeah, I And he can't punish me for this because he's sunk to to depths far lower than this. I would have sex with Keem and with Keem's ghost. Oh, what now? I said it. I said it. What now? Okay, he's definitely unfollowed. Rewind. I think he's about to delete the channel now. Awesome. Delete. He likes it. Stop it. He tried to shorten my P. Listen, we're about to have a class action lawsuit from all of our uh members. All of our subscribers, all of our fans are going to sue the [__] out of Rewind. They did not sign up for this. Me and Keem would never do a class action lawsuit. We would do an assaction lawsuit. Oh my god. Kevin Dinger. Kevin Dinger's convinced that Becky would [__] Bigfoot. Shout out to Kevin D. Mhm. [__] Kevin. Kevin. Yeah. Hot damn. [__] Greek girl. Have a good night. Listen, Greek girl, I told people they could pay $100 to kick me, and they haven't. So I guess they want me here. I'm actually surprised that nobody has yet. This is I thought I'm surprised Becky's so fun. Why would someone kick her? I agree. But I thought for sure that I I thought Poke Gaga was going to do it, to be honest. I was so Oh no. Close. Okay. Can you hear the breath? Try it now, Poke Gaga. You were breaking up. Did you just say you were so close? I was so close to doing it, but then I started laughing. That's unfortunate. That's the downfall. I heard him I heard him say "I'm about to do it." I heard him say "I'm about to do it." Did you know I have heard from former lovers that when I laugh my uterus jiggles? Oh god. If you're on top and you laugh, your uterus jiggles. They can feel the giggle. Becky, do you think you got a sassy do you think you got a sassy fetus playing cliffhanger in there? Little sassy. Little sassy kinder. Now now, Becky. Tina says "Becky, tell them about the train comment." What the [__] is that? Yeah. Come on. That's like the most tame thing of the night. That I want a train run on me. Who doesn't? Come on. All right. I don't know. I don't know how common that is, but I will say this, I do know that's fairly common amongst bigger girls. What I had I've known many bigger girls who have been like "Do you have friends?" And I'm like "Uh, I do have friends, but none that I would tell that I would [__] big girls to You're telling me I'm about to make me a [__] sandwich, bro. Why [__] you're telling me that the train station serves porto now tortas. And obviously I never did anything with these girls. They just talk a lot online. I'm a I'm a saint, Billy. I'm saving myself from marriage. Billy, do you know what my last lover told me? They told me I taste like Billy. They told me I taste like sweetened iced tea. I reallyed iced tea. I really thought you were going to say onions. I was like I was like "Bitch, you dated Shrek. You dated Shrek." He was a happy man. Shrek loves onions. He love onions. Got layers. Onions. No fun onions. Maybe unsweetened iced tea. Definitely. Becky, you put the fun You put the fun in funions. I don't think that's healthy, Becky. I'm hungry. Poor Z. I could also put the ass in Rasov, but he ruined that one. You put the ass in nasty. Yeah. Well, that too. That's definitely true. Becky, if you could tell the world just one thing, what would it be? It would be two things. One, that Bunny Button is the hottest girl in the entire LCU. And two, that Keem I'm waiting for you to call me. Interesting. Mar says "I want Poke Gaga. Make me tickles." Cat Cat make me tickles. Okay. Mar needs to chill out. What what no more. I got more. I got to tell you. Poke Gaga is a crown here at Law Cow Rewind. So I got to agree with him. Listen, I have to tell you a secret. Ethereal wrote in the chat "Becky would 100% Peg Rastoff." You know the secret is everyone's been calling me Beggy. They've been wrong by one letter. My real nickname is Peggy. Hi Rasto. Oh, have you ever watched Married with Children? That I have. Rasto. Rastov is a secret gooner. You know that, right? I would believe it. Yeah. He seems like he's a man who's got a lot of pent-up aggression. Mhm. You know what would be really funny if King Oh [__]. Hey, my name is Muffsy. Muffsy coming through with that big time big time Aussie 50. That's worth about $36 American. Not enough to kick Becky, but enough for us to say cheers to Mafsy. Mafsy, did you know that uh Zy took one of your stickers and put it on her journal for her wartime reporting and her laptop for her wartime reporting? Being put to good use. I think it looks slick as [__] with that background. That looks dope as [__]. Looks good on my laptop too. For real. M with the 50. It should have been 100. You see, maths, you got me close, but you didn't finish the job. That's just rude, Becky. 100 took me. Why, Becky? If if if one of these gentlemen nutted up and took you out on a date, what would be the ideal date? The ideal date would be to wine and dine me and spend a lot of money on me, and then I would feel treasured, and we would have fun after the date. What would the food be, and what would the wine pairing be? Steak with red wine. Okay. And when you say you would be treasured, do you mean buried at sea? No. Okay. I'm rethinking this then. Meg me and mess mess and sees says "Hi Billy, Zyl and Bunny. Hi Becky. Make queens great again." When you said bury at buried at sea and then Meg's in seas has C in her name. Do you want me to be buried under Meg because that could happen? Becky, you are super Saiyan [__] today. The amount of people you take passes at is over 9,000. That's right. That's what I'm saying. Their power level's over 9,000. Becky, I would actually love for you to be in a happy committed relationship with somebody just so I could see the breakup. I was so excited when I saw you talking to Grim's Toy Show. I was like I was like I was like this is not going to end well. And and then and then the more I thought about it, the more I didn't want to wait for the ending. So now I don't care. Like I don't want to see you guys together cuz I don't want to wait for the ending. I have no patience anymore. You know a lot of men don't want to wait for the ending. They want to end prematurely. You have to overcome that urge, Billy. Becky, speaking of overcome, sponsored by Blue Chew. I'm going to do a donut tarot reading for Coochis because Coochis is a continued supporter, and he's begging to read for a tarot card. I'm not going to do the top-down reading because I'm too too lazy to set up the camera. After Coochis, you might need to do a reading for my donut because I want to know if Keem is going to glaze me today. No, I'm actually reading for you. He asked me to read for you. Um. Oh, okay. Okay, Becky, pick a number between one, two, or three. Three. Third time's a charm. All right, Becky, we're gonna look into your future. Confront your present. We're looking at your [__] Jesus Christ, I'm I'm for Clemp. We're going to look into your past, confront your present, and find your future. Okay. Okay. All right, Becky. Your past is the blueberry sprinkle. All right. The blueberry sprinkle. The blueberry is actually sorrow, sadness. Very blue, unsung blue. Everybody has one. That tells me that you've lived not the saddest of lives, but you have a sad song, and a sad song that you keep on singing. And the sprinkle tells me that you've sprinkled along your own little joy throughout all this. As that sad music plays in the background, you found a way to be the beautiful Becky Booth. Despite it all, the song did not define you. It just was the background to your life. But that was the past. Can I tell you the intuitive hits I get from that card? What do you get from the blueberry sprinkle card? Becky, I feel like that means my d my donut, not Dunut, unfortunately. My donut is like getting blue balls, and I need a certain Keem to glaze me. If you make it sexual, then it's a blue waffle, and your pussy's haggarded and decrepit. Oh my god, Billy. I was just typing that in the chat. Might not want to make it sexual, Becky, cuz I can outdo you any day of the week. You need to know. You need to know. He's not haggarded, but you can send Keem to double-check. Well, Becky, I'll tell you your present. And this is this is actually wild, is the reverse sparkle star. Okay, cuz right now you are in Billy Billy Billy. That's two jacks. Am I getting star as in Keemstar? Yes, you are in your reverse star phase because reverse cowgirl Keemstar. You heard it here first. Becky, you are in your peak. You are in your peak. You are at the precipice of awesomeness, but it is reversed because it's not how you envisioned it. And even though your star shine is bright and you are sparkling, you know there's more. And you have this sad song is reaching a crescendo because your concert your concert is reaching its finality. And the finality, Beck, that is so accurate. Billy, I have I feel like I have this big hole inside of me, and it just needs to be filled, and I am so ready to crescendo, but I'm not there yet. And Becky, the future. The future, Becky, the reverse rainbow donut. Someday you'll find it. The lovers, the dreamers and me. Becky, the rainbow. Your dream will come, but it won't come the way you wanted it. The dream will come. It will come by force. It will be forced upon you, Becky. It will be yours. Did you just say my dream will come in fours? It's going to come four times. Your four butt cheeks, Becky. Right up your ass, Becky. You're going to fall. You're going to fall. You're going to fall forward right on your ass, Becky. Wonderland is yours, but it's not the way you wanted it. It's not by It's not by your control, Becky. Your future is bright. Your future is bright. But it's not I'm gonna fall forward on all fours, and it won't be the way I want it, but my donut will get glazed. Becky, you're going to get what you want, but it's not it's not if you it's not if you go for it. You have to you have to you have to sit back, relax, and let life find you. Yeah. You know this right? You're you're going down the wrong path because you're leading. You're leading, and you need to let life find you. The cards don't lie. I do. I do, but the cards don't. This Have you ever seen a more colorful reading, Zylie? No, actually not really. Wow. Tyler says "Becky needs a shirt that says I f on the first date." No, no, no, no, no, no. Becky Becky needs a shirt that says if on the last date. That's true. Because they never called back again after Oh my god. Becky, what do you I set her up for it. You're joking. I made the [__] joke. I gave you the setup. Christ, I got you, Billy. Thank you [__]. Don't listen to me. Well, I appreciate Billy that you pulled three cards. So there were three holes that need to be filled, and I feel like that was very valuable information. Thank you, Billy. Yes. Yes, Becky. Your three holes. Yeah. One for very accurate reading. So accurate. Becky, I need you to know something. It's been an absolute pleasure having you here tonight. Are you kicking me out? Is it time for me to go? No. I'm trying to bait donos with 13 minutes left. Somebody please pay to kick her out. Don't put the donut in donut. Okay, I'm ready to be glazed. Just $100. That's all it takes. I'm waiting. People must like you cuz somebody could have just knocked you out. I know. I feel so flattered. You should. I really do. You should. Um, Becky, in in what world do you think you exist? If Queens does get taken off the air, do you think there's another show for you? Local [__] Jesus [__] shut up, you [__]. That one girl pitched it. I'm just trying to help. He's just being helpful. Listen, it'll be a new show just for me and you. Poke Poke Gaga. Just two. Oo me and you. I'm good. Actually, this is why Poke Gaga is one of my favorite callins. I swear to God. He could poke me right in my gaga. I'm ready. That [__] would like that. That's poetic. Becky is online. Thank you, Billy. RW4. You're welcome, Coochis. Did it all for you. Thank you for your continued support and appreciation of us. I uh I appreciate I appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us. I can't believe I stayed here stayed here for your whole show. I am so going to regret this in the morning. How do you think How do you think everybody else feels? We were going to cover Lcow milk. Oh, milkers. Did you see what happened on Milkers? Holy [__]. I got the milkers right here. Sounds like I'm just in time for the show. You got dehydrated milkers. Okay. Okay. Do you want to know okay. This is a really deep secret. I have named my titties, and they are called Ga and Ga. You ready, Poke Gaga? Zylie. Zy. You've heard worse. Come on. It's okay. That's my pickup line, and I'm sticking to it. Do do not give me the mom look. She's doing the over glasses mom look. Yeah. Mattalis says Tyler, I agree. She'd wear it proudly right after digging it out from a crusty pile of laundry marinating in her trash heap of a room since 2017. Mattalis, do you have a creative writing degree? It seems like it. Holy [__]. Mattalis can write. That's for sure. Holy [__]. Um, Queen J, you've been hanging out too much with the milkers. I am not powdered milk. I am fresh off the farm. Okay, they're powdered milk. Menopause milkers, not me. Been hanging out with the wrong crowd. Roxy quit today. Did she come back? Did she come back? Back for seconds, just like most people in my life. Milkers was only Milkers was only 23 minutes today. Yeah. Milkers was only 23 minutes. She left a voice message or something talking about quitting. Then she went to live at 7 p.m. They had her her and Savage on uh the last half. And um Roxy basically ended up stating uh she's ready for the next stage of her life and that's doing YouTube. Yep. That was it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was good. Thank you. See, that's actually all they needed to cover up. Good job. Kaden Cal Kaden Converse says someone clip Zyl mom look. I love it. Yeah, that's a gift right there. Kayen, you stop it. That mom look is only for me, right, Sally? Mommy. Oh, don't you ever I got to go before Sally gets real mad. I can feel it coming. Funny Bunny better get out of the fire zone. Tyler says "Hey heyo Tyler." Oh my goodness, guys. We have fiddle [__] an entire episode of Rewind with Did you want to hear the call real quick? Oh yeah, let's hear that. Sloppy Jalopy. Okay, hold on. I'm I'm almost Okay, here we are. Yeah. What are you thinking of calling things sloppy jalapy? Oh my goodness. Slinging Sugar says "So short version Rocky light again. Roxy light again. Yeah. Okay, here's the call. Been talking all day. She's been crying all day. She's over this [__]. This is the voicemail she just left me. I'm sorry. I can't [__] do this [__]. It's so [__] up. After that [__] [__], I just seen Somebody sent me a screenshot of [__] psych mom saying I hope Milkers is ready for the [__] queen [__]. I'm done, Savage. I can't do this no more. What the [__] is this like everybody [__] me. Everybody. Even my own [__] co-workers. It's not [__] trolls. It's not [__] the audience. My own [__] co-workers. My [__] job is not a [__] joke. My [__] marriage is not a [__] joke. I can't do this no more. I'm sorry. I'm [__] sorry, bro. I try to [__] be there. Every [__] thing we do they pull us down. Every time we try to do ideas we got to [__] fight back and defend ourselves over [__] stupid [__] the [__] lies that Tina and Becky do and every [__] Hold up. We have to defend ourselves. You guys are out here stirring [__] up. This is what happens when you stir [__] up. [__] gets stirred back. You can't go around pushing [__] buttons and then get get mad when they push back. You guys were like "We're the milkers. We're going to milk everybody. This is the This is the consequences of your own actions. Welcome to the internet. And Roxy, I'm going to say your tears are getting devalued. The stocks on Roxy tears are going down. They come out way too often. Billy tears are going up. Next time I cry I want to see donos, please. I'm just saying. I think we need a new cast for milkers because I think we need some competent milkers, and these current milkers are not doing it. Perhaps we could have a male cast next time. Manopause milkers. Not menopause milkers for me. Maybe premenopause milkers. I said manopause. Oh, cuz they're men. They're actually men. Okay. You want to hear the rest of it? It's just only a little bit more. Let's hear a little more. Okay. That's what they all say. That [__] proven that they're [__] lies. Our members don't want to hear that. They left Queens because they didn't want to hear the [__] fighting. Why can't we do what we [__] do every time we have plans to have the redirected garbage? You got a [__] [__] up there. That [__] ruined my life. Everybody, what's wrong? I don't know. I just got a message that my OBS disconnected. Am I good on the stream? I I guess I'm I guess I'm okay. I don't know. Still lived. Okay [__] it. He's still alive. All right. All right. He [__] knows everyone. He wanted to pull out early. Sorry. Not happening. And yet there's still [__] porn salt in the wound. Tina [__] Tina tells me "Don't trust nobody. Don't trust nobody." [__] you're the [__] one I can't trust. You guys wanted me gone. You [__] got me gone. Savage has to look out her [__] window every [__] day. Joe's calling her. Did TPS come? Did the cops come? It's not a [__] joke. We nobody wants to hear us anymore. They don't want to hear the fighting. They don't want to hear the [__] yelling and complaining. We can't even meet our gluda anymore. People don't want to [__] join. They're sick of it. Yeah. They like drama. They like it, but not on every [__] channel they go to. I'm here to entertain people. I want to make people [__] laugh. I don't want to sit there and [__] make people worried and upset when they're stressed. When I get somebody telling me "You see you know you made me cry laugh today. I was crying all day. You wouldn't say to make me laugh." And then we got to go up there and do this. I'm not doing that to our supporters. I know Mike and Kee say "Oh, don't listen to what they say." No, no, no. I am going to listen. I'm not doing this. My [__] life is [__] up. I can't get a [__] job no more. And because of the people that I [__] worked with that got fired and we're [__] mad. I'm sorry, Savage. I can't do this. I'm so Hey, Becky, can you do something? Can you Can you [__] this crying up? Can you make some [__] conversation to Roxy to make this more entertaining? Like can you turn her crying into something [__] and fun? I mean, I could, but it might be a little inappropriate for this stream. Oh, that would be Oh well, out of everything else you said, that would be You know what? Listen, you haven't been [__] until you've been [__] until you cry. That's all I'm saying. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bravo. Thank you. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a very sexualized episode of LCA Rewind. I am very sorry to anybody, especially especially the ghost of Mooch, who's probably had the worst day ever. At least it wasn't screaming right [__]. Screaming was okay too. It's a close second to crying. So it's been a it's been a rough day for a lot of people. That's how I like it. Is audio not synced up? Godsh. You guys refresh. I love you the way a YouTube host should love a random viewer in the audience. Just enough. Just enough. Don't listen to Billy. I love you more. I love you parasocially. Suffah horse. I'm waiting for you to come into my inbox. Please come inside my inbox. Goodbye. Goodbye, Becky. I can't believe she left on her own valition. I We did kick her once. We did kick her once.

Oh yeah, but I'm surprised somebody didn't pay that 100. All because she made Pokey Gaga laugh. He almost did it. He was like, "I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I was about to do it."

But here's the thing: I don't really watch queens cuz I can't [ __ ] stand all the yelling and stuff. Like, it's just not my cup of tea. And uh, seeing her drunk? She was actually making me crack up, like, "Yeah." Oh, I went on there tonight and I did the flies in front of the camera that I had made, and um, she was like being sweet as apple pie. I'm like, "Are you okay?" Yeah. That that crazy, that crazy Becky, you sussy says Becky. I don't know you were friends with Thomas. All aboard the lo train, right? Y'all are horrible guys. We're not going to have episodes like this very often. If you hated it, sorry. It was it was different; we didn't plan for this, uh, but thank you for sticking with us, those of you who did, and those of you who didn't, I guess you'll never hear me say this: Pokey Gaga, Scott, thank you for hanging with us. You made you made it very fun too. I think you gave some balance to Becky's uh, boopery.

Oh, thanks. I tried. Zylie, how you feeling? Was it feeling good? Was it too much [ __ ]? No, not at all. I know I shove I know I shoveled it on pretty thick there for a while. Well, a little bit. It's all right. It is what it is. I I can get away with murder. I don't know why I continually do it though. There's something wrong with me.

No, you think you can? What do you got? Plans? Are you putting out an exposé on me? You gonna get Nicholas? You get Nicholas Dior Oreo to put out a [ __ ] six-hour video on what a psycho I am? No. Absolutely not. I would never. But you know what, honestly, it was a nice change than going through all the clips and stuff like that. We had drunk Becky on. Yeah. You know. Yeah. And now that I know that Roxy's back, I guess it wasn't that big of a deal that we missed most of the Milkers drama. Yeah, she came right back at 7 p.m. Kylie summed it up perfectly. Literally, that's what happened.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, you know the deal. We're going to send you over to Law Cow, Mad House, Bunny Button, David Jaffy, and that stinky-fingered little man, Tech Protect. Exactly. Exactly. Throw those Rs in the chat. And uh, tomorrow enjoy Rastoff. It might not be it might not be a real war; I might just be giving him noogies like a big brother does to a little brother. So so so so enjoy that, boy. Even if I do decide to wake up early and steal his time, I'll never know. You won't either. Pokey Gaga, thank you again. Zyl, anything you want to say to the kids? Uh, thank you for coming out. Thank you for the donations and the new memberships. Appreciate it. Yeah. Have a good night, y'all. Good night everybody. Go watch Law Cow, Mad House. Tell them Billy eats dirt.