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[Music] And the time loops just kept getting smaller and smaller. And then, using Ken's spoon, we saved the world again. And that's what we did for summer vacation.
That's a fascinating report, Phineas. We appreciate you breaking it up into nine months of installments for us.
Well, we wanted to be thorough, and you finished just in time for the end of this school year.
Yeah. I can't wait for tomorrow. The official first day of summer vacation.
Yeah, but we don't have to wait that long. I know that technically the first day of summer's tomorrow, but today is the last day of school, so we've got a couple extra hours tomorrow, and we don't have to follow any calendar rules. There's 104 days of summer vacation before the school year arrives. But this year, with a little early participation, we can have 104.5. And we don't have to wait till tomorrow. Come on everybody, gather around, cuz there's a big old clock on the wall coming down. 4 3 2 1. Yeah. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting right now. School's out. We just got through it. Summer starts now, so let's get to it.
I spent most of last year trying to be good, but now I'm back to my evil way. If I can finally bust those boys tonight, I'll be free to enjoy my summer day. We had 261 days without it. All those months of anticipation, but now I just want to stand up and shout it. It's a brand new summer vacation. Last year we set the bar real high, and we deserve to take a bow. But I'm confident we can top ourselves somehow. Top ourselves somehow. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting. Summer is starting right now. School's out. We just got through it. Summer starts now. So, let's get to it cuz summer is starting. I think we all know what this is regarding, cuz there's a brand new summer and it's starting right now. It's starting right now.
Hey, where's Perry? [Music]
Good morning, Agent P. I know you've been on venomous insecttoid robot duty for the last 9 months. I have good news. Well, news. We suspect that Dofenz is back to his evil ways. And by suspect, I mean he emailed us. He also updated his social media status to "evil again." Yes, it's all very alarming.
Boy, he's fast. I am ready for summer shenanigans.
Well, the start of the summer block party is tonight.
Yeah, what can we make for it? How about the world's biggest bounce house? A smile-powered rocket to the moon. Red Bull hot tub. A giant wacka. A pop-the-balloon dart game, but huge. Red Bull hot tub. Garden candy the size of a house. Don't forget a jacuzzi in a loaf.
What? Bread bowl hot tub. I don't know. Why not build them all?
Great idea, Candace. Let's do it.
Oh, yeah. All right. Let's do it. And they can't all disappear, can they? [Music]
You wait so long to hear your baby say the word, and then they never stop saying it. Vinnies and Fur are in the backyard making Yes. I asked them to put together something to spice up our booth at the block party, but you can help me bring out the pies.
Don't pies ruin everything? It seems like I spent all of last summer running around while you kids were having fun, and I missed seeing any of it.
Yeah, duh. I just want to spend more time together as a family this summer.
What else can I do, dear? I'm really busy, so I need you to man our pie booth at all times. Do not leave under any circumstances.
Roger that, darling. Now, you know how every year we take a family photo on the first day of summer? Well, with all the excitement of the block party, I don't want you to forget to show up for the photo.
Those pictures are so corny. Why do we keep doing it?
I just want to capture these memories because you guys are growing up so fast.
No, no time for waterworks. These pictures always make me cry. I've got to finish up so I can spend the rest of the day with you kids.
So, you're seriously going to be here for the rest of the day?
That's the idea. Yes. This bus is going to be as easy as something really easy. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Sable. [Music] [Applause]
There he is. Welcome, Perry the Platypus. I knew my return to evil would be met with an equal opposing force of semi-aquaticness.
Can I get you anything? Lemonade, veggie dip, a trap? Isn't it great? It's like old times. Like I always say, if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, trap it.
Hey, Dad. What are you up to?
No good. Thanks for asking, Vanessa.
Oh, so we're evil again.
Hi, Perry. I'm meeting up with some friends. Try not to blow yourself up.
I'm not making any promises. [Music]
Look at all the fusable things. Say, Phil. Anywh who, on to today's monologue. Behold the vaporizer in Aaron. I know it's a chicken balloon, but it was on clearance. It has nothing to do with the scheme, unless unless you want to vaporize chickens for some reason, which I am not opposed to. Anyway, the vaporizer in nature. You point, you click, whatever annoys you is gone. Vaporize. Because, as you well know, a lot of things annoy me. Perry the platypus cell towers that look like trees. Vaporized. Mannequins with no hands. Vaporized. Song of the summer. The song of the summer. Who decides it's the song of the summer? Vaporized. I know. I know. Today's an ether is a little basic, but I'm purposely starting off slow. You can't just dive back into the deep end of evil without warming up. You'll pull a muscle. Perry the platypus. This is the job my wife gave me. Five times the inventions is five times the bust. Nothing could possibly take away all five of these things at once. It's even got an attachment to shoot five things at once. Come on, Perry the platypus. There's got to be something that annoys you. Ah, there's that sass. That's what I've been missing. Come on, for reals. There's got to be something you want to vaporize, right? Ah, this is it. The start of summer. This is going to be the one. Are we going to do this again? Just this once. This is the one. [Music]
Mom, look. Just turn your head 90°. Candace, it's okay. Mom. [Music] Mom. Wait. That's not what happens. Your stuff disappears. Not Mom. Your stuff.
What was that? I didn't do it. Okay. Okay. We got to figure out what happened. A beam came down from that balloon and hit your mom right before she vaporized. The mysterious force that takes away your vengeance took Bob away. Walk it back, Candace. We've got to figure out what happened.
Guys, is it just me or does that cloud kind of look like your mom?
Ooh, sick burn. No, she's right. Look, that is Mom. Yes, I recognize that look of tired disapproval anywhere. Inexplicably, your mother's vaporized bits have coalesced with the high humidity in the air to form a cumulo mumbus, if you will.
In English.
Nerdy boy. Oh, a Mom cloud. A Mom cloud. But she looks very unstable. We need to somehow get her back to her solid form before she dissipates and blows away.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That also wasn't me.
Guys, I know what we have to do today. Save Mom. But how?
Okay, Buford, Isabella, you go after that balloon. Get whatever device did this so we can try to reverse it to make Mom Mom again. Balshet, find a way to calculate Mom's stability. We need to know how long we've got before she dissipates entirely. And Ferb, we have to keep Mom together as long as we can. Come on, guys. We can use the rides. We'll take it down with this. Grab anything we might need. [Music] You never know. I brought Mom out. I bumped the fan. This is my fault.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What can I do?
Oh, uh, grab the wacka pest and follow us. [Music]
How do I start this thing? Oh. Huh? Oh, for Pete's [Music] sake. I'm coming. All right, you're broken. I consider myself to arg this is not how I want it. Whoa, a huge clown with a face. You don't see that every day. Wait, wait. How could I use this for [Music] evil? I got nothing.
Agent P. Dofenz has created some sort of living cloud, and we believe he may turn it into a huge storm to wash away everything he dislikes.
Oh yes, that's a great idea. Am I on? That's what I'm going to do. Thank you, Francis. It's too late. You help me be evil. There you plummet, puss, and you plummeted. Excellent. And I have repurposed my portable particle accelerator science project, which took second place. Hello. To track Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher's essence, even under optimal conditions, I calculated she will only hang together for another 8 minutes and 47 seconds. Why didn't I get the big slow heavy one?
Guys, vacuum at [Music] 3:00. Windmill dead ahead. Third. Four. [Music] Giant whoopy cushion. Seriously. [Music] And we're home. Dropping [Music] anchor. Forget it. All right, back to work. I just can't think of a way to turn a cloud into a storm. H maybe I can go online and research it. Oh, what am I thinking? There's an easier way to do this.
Hello. Hi, Francis. It's your old friend Hindenz, going to gloat about my brilliant unguessable scheme to actually scientifically turn a cloud into a storm.
Unguessable? It's basic meteorology. You're going to upset the existing cloud's warm front by hitting it with a cold front.
Hit it with a cold front. Great idea. Thank you, Francis.
Why you okay? Buford, pop the balloon and win a prize. Miss it, and my future mother-in-law is gone forever.
What? Never mind. Now, I regret nothing. I'm okay. What do you see in there?
Well, I'm no scientist, but there's a big rectangular upholstered object. I'm going to say mid-century modern kind of.
Are you describing a couch?
Yeah, couch. I couldn't think of the word. There's also this big metal device labeled "vaporizer," and it's [Music] broken. Now it's more broken. [Music]
Not to add pressure to what is already a high-pressure system. But we have 6 minutes and 41 seconds till your Mom dissipates completely.
Got it. At least we made it through all the wind-based obstacles.
Oh no, it's Wind Gone. Did you say Wind Gone? The largest annual international wind theme convention.
Oh jee. Oh, I mean it's it's totally gotten so commercialized now. It's so lame. What do you think of WindCon?
It totally blows. So much better than last year's Vacuum Con. That sucked.
She's heading straight toward it. We've got to find something to block those fans. Perfect. [Music] Per We can use these billboards to get Mom into that alley and container. Yes. Got her boxed up like making him It's a good thing I have this old cooler operator.
Hey, where'd that clown go? Oh, there she is. I'm going to make it rain, baby.
Uhoh. What's going on? What happened to Mom? [Music]
Oh, biscuits. I am so evil right now. I'm back, baby. [Music]
We got the device, but it's broken.
Well, you can fix it, right? Is 269 a prime number? The answer is yes, but we'll need to rig a power cable because the battery is fried. If you need me, I'll be over here in the thingy. Couch, whatever. [Music]
Hey, the platypus, you need to chill out. Now, it's a ho guy. Okay, figures. Tell Francis that his evil scheme leaves a lot to be desired. Thank you, [Music] idiots.
Good news. I have the device to turn your Mom into the cloud. And I am trying to reverse it. But the battery is not working. So, we are having to run an extension cord from your house. Can you get the Mom cloud here?
Not with these bumper cars. They're way too light. We can't even get near her. Perhaps what we need is a big, slow, heavy vehicle.
Big, slow, and heavy. That's me. If there's one thing I know how to do is get to Mom. Get through. Get to Mom. Go, Candace. And I thought you were crazy putting tank treads on a whack-a-mole. [Music]
If there is ever a time when I need you to listen to me, listen to me now. Bob, remember what you wanted for today? Remember you wanted us all to be together as a family for the first day of [Music] summer. Your favorite memory. You wanted us all to be together at home. Home. [Music]
I don't know what you did there, Candace, but it's working. Let's lead the way, B. This [Music] way. We're on our way. Wow, she looks scary.
I don't know. Fear is subjective. [Music] Get the giant cotton candy machine locked out in the front yard. The spinner head should hold her in place.
It's fixed. Let's do this. Hit it, you time to go for a Smith. [Music] Okay, shoot her already. She has absorbed too much water. She is nearly too tanned. We cannot fire the device until she is close to her normal density. Otherwise, she could explode. So, how the heck do we get rid of all that water?
Wait. Water? Wait. Water works. That's it. [Music] Mom. [Music] She's crying. She's raining. [Music] Yes, she's getting smaller. Almost. Almost. No.
What happened, genius? It's not working. Does it have power? What is it? What's wrong? Yes, power is up. Here it goes. Come on, mama. Come back to us. [Music] Mom. Mom, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I don't remember how I got here, but I'm glad to see you guys. All you guys, man, that was like Cleveland '92 all over again. Oh, I love this song. The song of the summer, cuz all of those winter and autumn songs were a bummer. Spring is all right, but I think we might have a number one hit if we write the song of the summer. I'm telling you this summer of the summer because we're saying it is. Okay, everybody say [Music] we're back, baby. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting right now. Summer is starting right now. School's out. We just got through it. Summer starts now. So let's get to it cuz summer is starting. I think we all know what this is regarding. There's a brand new summer and it's starting right now. It's starting right now.
Hey, where's Perry? [Music]