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Let's start with the five foot ten guy. They're never five foot ten. Five foot ten, I feel, is acceptable. So they'll go, "Oh, no, girls like short guys." Or seven five ten, right? Yeah. They think you won't notice that extra two inches. Like, yeah, everybody. Yeah, exactly. But I'm five three, so I really can't talk.
But let's be honest with each other. Don't, don't let me think I'm going out with you. You know how short does a guy have to be for it to be putrid? Is it five ten the limit? Uh, no. For me, they can't be shorter than me, or they can't look me in the eye. Five three is pretty short, and I like heels. It's a Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman thing. There's nothing funnier than seeing like some massive wildebeest of a woman with a little tiny gronk of a boyfriend getting around. You see it in regional areas all the time. Goodbye. I mean, I'm sure they're madly in love. Well, always funny though. He's, yeah. Well, he's either really funny or he's really rich. Okay. Yeah, sure. People, they've got to work harder. Yeah.
So there's a five foot ten guy. I just caught something. Um, okay. So the next guy is the entrepreneur. I can't say that. Entrepreneur. Oh, the entrepreneur. Yeah. "I've got a couple of businesses that I'm looking at launching in the next six months. I'm unemployed at the moment." Yes, that's exactly what he is. If a guy says he's an entrepreneur, he's broke and he doesn't have a job. And I know people are going to slide into my DMs going, "I'm an entrepreneur and I do have a job." But show me your bank balance. They're not. Yeah, that should be their first photo. Entrepreneur. And then their Westpac savings account with the six figures. Yeah. Say, "Get around me. I'm gonna be supporting you for the rest of my life."