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What I didn't expect is that Mauri would be gay. It doesn't suit you at all. For me, a myth has fallen. Like Ge Michael, you're calling me straight. The party's over. Everyone out! Hey, Mauri, but you don't have to get like that, man. Since when does a heterosexual prepare those canapés, please? Out! Fine. Okay, but give us the trophy. No, I'm keeping the trophy, I was the player of the match. Okay, bye, bye, bye. See you later. See you later. The little drink. Are you okay? I am. Why? Little things. You're not talking to me. Did you sleep on the sofa? Anyway, silly things that make me think that maybe you're upset about something. Look, Fernando, it's Christmas Eve. Okay? My mother has been in a concubinage for 14 years with an individual I'm going to meet tonight. Well, me and my father, here as ashes present, who also didn't know anything. I mean, it's going to be a special evening. My life right now is an unstoppable cascade of chained misfortunes because of something terrible I've had to do in this life or in previous ones. And although what I'd like to do right now is tell you, you bastard, that you are, I'll hold back a bit. Let this Night of Peace and Love pass, and when Santa Claus has gone to hell, we'll talk seriously. I'm starting to get a little nervous because in a little while they're going to ask us for some gay cheese and we don't have any. It got complicated with someone else. I called Fernando, but he didn't answer. Fernando was someone else. They're really getting on my nerves, and I'm remembering the touch of Ben Ben and all the monkeys of Gibraltar. I think the best thing is for you to take a walk and clear your head. Hey, Mau, if we can do anything for you, I don't know, whatever you want. It took a month and a half for Lucía to forget me, but it took longer to change the kitchen. Yes, yes, if it gets hot, we can't give you good advice. I think the best thing is for you to calm down a bit. Why don't you start getting the glasses, okay? And I don't know if you realize that you're kicking me out of my house. I know, but it's the perfect moment. I'm going to kiss her. Kiss her. But be careful, don't fall in love with her, because then look what happens. And I won't do it. I promise we'll talk all night. Calm down. First things first. Melen. What are you doing? Oh, don't tell me it's yours. Well, I'm very sorry, Mauri, but I have to fine you. It's just that now the whole center has been made a blue zone. What do you mean, blue zone? What happens, I can't park my car at my house? Yes, yes, yes, yes, but you have to put a ticket. Look, you have a parking meter exactly 5 meters away. If you pay the fine within the next 30 minutes, you can cancel it by paying 3. Woman, take away the fine, we're neighbors. I can't, Mauri, it's my first day and I'm getting into trouble. But you can request the resident card from the town hall. You have to present your ID, circulation permit, vehicle technical sheet, completed application form, bank direct debit details, and a certificate of registration. And some hair, no, so they have my DNA. Well, you know what I'm telling you, that uniform makes your butt look horrible. I'll be back in an hour. If you haven't put the ticket, I'll give you another fine. Touch it. What are you, hallucinating with me? I look like the exorcist girl. I live these things. Calm down a little. No, man, no, don't do that. Don't do that. What a package. Touch it. Touch it. How long until the break? Yes, yes, let's go, let's go, let's go. Goal, goal, good goal, goal, goal, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't tell me you don't want to get married because I don't want to get married, because then we won't get married, with me being the one who doesn't want to get married and I do. You're the one who doesn't want to get married. What did you ask first? And if I answer you by asking you if you don't want to get married, it's not because I don't want to get married, it's because by asking it, you've made it very clear that you're the one who doesn't want to get married. I'm lost. Me too. Can you explain what this is? What is this? Mai, it's not finished. It needs plaster. It needs many things. For example, that it's straight. If it's straight, please. Stand here, Diego. Do you see it as straight? You're laughing. No, man, this is a disgrace. I'm going to drink water. Maure, you're being a victim of your ignorance. Buildings take 5 years to settle, for all of God's life, whether we like it or not. And in nature, straight lines don't exist. Okay, okay, it's straight. And all these gaps and the piece missing up to the ceiling? What ventilation, chef? By law. Look, Mauri, I'll bring you the color samples tomorrow. No, tomorrow I want two perfect, straight, smooth, plastered, and painted partitions here, the same color as the rest of the walls, and without ventilation. Did you understand me? Okay. Okay, then okay. What are we going to do with the house? In English, please. Listen, house here, London. Okay, problem. No, if we're going to rent. Ready. From Spain.