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You're lying about being in the military to your co-worker.
What is wrong with you?
No, he said that he was thinking about going. I was like, "Yeah, you should go." He was like, "Oh, you did it?" Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay.
Why are you lying to him about being in the military, though?
Well, it's better than working at that job, and now he's doing something with his life.
So, stolen valor got someone to actually do real valor?
Yeah.
You're such a weirdo.
He's doing something with his life now, and I'm glad for him. [music] I'm happy for him.
Yeah, but what about you lying about being a service member?
Well, who cares? Like, I don't mean no disrespect or anything like that. I wish I could serve, but
Why can't you?
I think I'm too old now.
That hair is thinning.
Mine?
Yeah, it's going.
I had a hair transplant.
So, this is a thin transplant. [music]
Where's it thinning at?
The front.