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Hot. My mom's cute. I thought she...
Is she down or what?
No, she's not. I mean, but she's, oh my god, if she's going to cut my troll, she's kind of a...
Oh.
But she's not going to her own son, which is like... So was he?
Oh my god, dude.
What?
Yes. Yeah, she...
So she flirts with her?
Yeah, she flirt with her f, like his friend.
And his friend, his mom.
I mean, I don't know if they really her, but she flirt with, like, she... Oh my god. If she sees that, don't care. Um, what you going to do?
True. That has babies. Go. I'm sorry.
Shut up and go.
No, she's, I mean, she's hot though. Like...
Ask question: What oldest guy you guys have had with?
Uh, no, not that. No, I know. Wow.
No, not... I was just thinking, so when I was 25, my boyfriend was like 39.
Okay.
So, it's like 15 years difference. 14.
Dude, 20 to 40 is all the same [ __ ], man.
Yeah. But, yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's still a good gap.
Yeah.
But it's not that old. Like...
I've never had with anyone that old. Um,
What, what is your body count, Chelsea?
Man.
Do you know it?
Yeah.
Oh, wow. She's a good girl. I don't know.
She can count to three.
Yeah, I'm real smart. Okay. Um, let's see. Probably this is not going to make me look better, but I've never had sex with anyone older than 40.
That's fine.
So, like, everybody's been in their 30s.
That's good. That's good. That's great.
Good for you. Body count.
Is that great? I'm like, what about old men listening to the show? They're a good thing. That means you're not have a chance.
That means that you're not a sugar baby.
True. There's always a chance.
Um, what's my body count?
Can I guess? How about we all guess? Okay. One, two, three. Ready? You want to go first?
I closest one wins. You.
36.
Say 36.
She said 10. 36. What do you say?
Four.
No.
No. Everybody's wrong.
Okay. What do you got?
I said earlier, I've slept with like 20 or 30 girls.
Come on.
Yeah, come on. She's like, "I hugged a girl at a bar once."
Yeah.
No, I was like, when I drank, I was completely different. So, it's like, what's your body count with dudes? You don't have to justify yourself.
It's a decent amount.
Okay.
About 20, 25, 30.
That's not a decent amount.
What's your, what's your body count?
Oh, I stopped counting. But I would say realistically, like 220. Is that a lot?
And then she goes, "Is that a lot?"
220 guys.
Oh, dude, I met girl that has like 3,000.
Clutch. Were you?
No.
No.
So these were...
I used to travel, I used to travel the world, and if I wanted, I needed a different gag every night.
I would have BV for the rest of my life. Honestly, that's why you [ __ ] 220 guys for free. It doesn't... like, I can only be freaky with my partner because my body is like, "Wait, wait. One comment at a time."
When you say it like this, I, I don't like it.
When you say it like this, I don't like it.
He's a... You [ __ ] you mother. You just asked us all the question. Are you judging?
No. Well, hold on.
He said you many guys for...
Regina George, remember?
To be... I'm just kid. Look, I mean...
I love you. I just said...
Is that a lot? I feel it's not a lot. I'm in the industry, there's girl that have 2...
Okay, off cam, we're talking off cam.
He's talking about off cam.
Off cam.
I have one guy on cam.
Okay.
So they all legit guy.
19 off cam.
I mean, I don't know the exact number. I would say to... no, I don't think it's more than that. It's not more than that.
I feel like a freaking virgin over here. You remember them all? I don't have a...
That's a, that's a, that's a good number.
10, 10 per year.
10 per year for 20 years is 200 guys.
Yeah.
You're approved.
You wouldn't even put it that way. You're approved.
You know what my mom said?
You're right.
I said, "Mom, how many men have you slept with?" She was like, "I don't know, around a hundred." I was like, "Damn, I 100 guys."
I was like, "Damn, I haven't slept with 100 people." And she said, "Don't worry, there's time. You'll get there." That's how my mom is.
How much you have? Because I thought I would have a small number. I knew that she had like a smaller number.
Nobody's gonna... Nobody ever believes what I have. They always think I'm lying. So, it's... No, it's 12.
Yeah.
And...
Wow. And...
No, I love that. I wish sometimes I'm like, I should have not g her. I like to add on the girls 'cause I'm like, I've slept with a bunch of girls, like at least 100 women.
Yeah. I'm like, but with girls it doesn't count. And also, it's like, I don't know. It's just already...
From my life. Yeah.
You, you, you know for a fact it's that much.
Give or take 30.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
But I've never said it out loud.
So the only reason I haven't slept with that many people isn't because, like, I used when I was younger...
Because you used to have BV.
No, that doesn't say. I remember.
It's because I've been in relationships, like long-term relationships, my whole life. But when I was in high school and I hooked up with a few boys, I was like writing them down, like notches on my... I was wanting to get numbers. I was wanting to hit like real, like what's what the guy you LeBron or whatever. I wanted to hit the numbers, but like, but then I end up in a relationship and I'd be there for 5 years. Another relationship, eight years, and it's like...
Oh, okay, monogous.
Every time she falls in love.
I fall in love, and so then I end up not being able to sleep with anybody. The mo I've had more, more people being in a relationship with Aaron than I did in my relationship, like my whole life.
Because then I, we, I put on like four, I think three, three or four onto that, that part of the 12.
Wow.
And that's still not a lot.
But people don't believe me anyway, so I don't care. So I can say 350. It doesn't matter. People are like, they're always like, "Yeah, that's [ __ ]."
Yeah. By the way, I was lying.
Yeah, yeah. By the way, 'cause I've had like guys, like, m, like two guys meet two me and another girl. Like, so I've done crazy things. So people assume because you've done crazy things that you must have slept with a lot of people. But I just like, you know, quality over quantity. You know what I'm saying?
I agree.
You know what I will say?
I'm like that now, but like when I was younger, I was a completely different person. Like, I make jokes about silly things I've done, but I've definitely done some crazy things for sure.
One thing I will say is is the dumbest thing that guys say.
How to survive my mother.
You don't know what I learn. I had to learn. You know, I collab post with almost every day, and I see the same comments like, "So loose, loose, loose, loose, loose."
Is the dumbest, dumbest comment ever.
That's not how a girl that sleeps with a 100 guys once and her boyfriend 2,000 times.
No, it's insane. I know.
Exactly.
Can we also talk about...
There's no such thing as a loose. They just don't.
Exactly. Question for Fansley, number one site. We love Fansley so much. Girls on Pansley.
I do. I am. It's new. It's new.
Yes, good. Go check out Sonia.
Yeah.
Love her. Uh, what are, what are your strangest custom requests from fans?
The requests.
Yeah. Customs.
Ah, I got one that was pretty insane.
Okay, tell us.
And I did it. I, I, I can't believe I'm going to actually say it.
So, he... Oh my god, it's disgusting. It's, it's...
You know what, for you to say that, because you're so chill.
So he wanted me...
Yeah.
Of course.
Poo?
I mean, yes and no, actually.
Okay.
So, I mean, I, I cleaned my first, so there was no poo, but he wanted me to do like milk and ma.
Oh, okay.
And like, the milk and drink it.
I didn't want to do it at first. I said no.
Oh, you did drink?
And then he gave a number...
And I said yes.
Everyone was surprised.
Yeah. You know, once I realized that everyone has a price, I looked at the world different.
You know.
I hate when people will never do that. You shut the price.
Yes, everyone does.
Everyone.
I had a one recently where, like, a guy wanted me to off my car handle like this and like, and rev the engine while I was...
I like that a lot.
At the time, like, I just...
I just moved here. Can I have that one too?
I'm a car girl, too. Like, that would be something I do for fun.
What kind of car was it? Was like an old Mustang.
I drive a Range Rover. I'm like, "This isn't going to be cool at all."
Can you just do that in my Ram?
Yeah. I'm like,
I don't know why. Yeah. I'm like,
I like that. That's...
The kind of car I drove.
You know, I got to say, these guys with customs are creative.
Mhm.
You know,
Honestly, yeah, sometimes they are, but now the only customs I really get are guys just asking me to like moan their name.
Oh, yeah. That's... Yeah, I've been having a lot.
And I'm like, "Come on."
What? Uh, girls, let me ask you a question. When you're in love with your man and he comes home from the gym... No.
And his is all sweaty. Would you his?
I don't know. I feel like ball cheese is like...
What? Your man has ball cheese?
I don't know if he, he could. I've, I've smelled... I've not, not my man, but, um...
She don't have a man.
I have smelled ball cheese before in my life, and...
It wasn't good.
Okay, okay. Well, that guy gets dumped, and then you go down there, and then you don't. But like, like Aaron doesn't smell bad after the gym.
I, I, I, I saw CJ after...
He don't shower that much.
Oh lord.
It's disgusting.
When CJ doesn't shower...
But does he?
But he never smelled that bad.
How often does he shower?
It depends. Sometimes when people don't shower, it went... Yeah, I assume that because it's not like I smell guy that shower every day that were worse than him not showering for 5 days.
Five days.
It happens sometime a week.
Why does he shower?
Because he don't do [ __ ].
Oh.
This is where the French background comes in handy.
There you go.
Yeah, because, yeah.
Is CJ a lazy piece of [ __ ]?
Not anymore. Because I trained him. I'm a man trainer.
Okay. I'm a main trainer.
What does he do? What does he do? Like, does he just make contact? He plays on his phone?
Pretty much. Oh, no. I trained him.
Okay.
I trained men.
Yeah, I train.
Does he... He still parties a lot or no?
No. Don't drink anymore.
Oh.
Some... If he goes out, he's going to drink, but he don't drink. I'm not.
I trained him. I, I swear to God, he work on the backyard.
No.
He's making my house amazing. You have...
If my, if my man wants me to suck his...
I would will happily oblige.
Oblig.
It's not if it's... I literally like that's like part of like the most of my drama.
Yeah. But I think a lot of people I've been with, like, they don't, they don't necessarily always try to like...
Because they're you so bad too, you know? So...
They're just like, they just don't...
They're scared to ask you, Chelsea, because you're so hot. Do you get it? We're teaching you things. You don't understand the world outside your beauty. You're a gorgeous girl. Exactly.
She don't know she's that.
You don't know that some ugly girls are out sucking driving.
Oh my god, there's nothing.
Sucking her driving home. They...
You don't know about that. You got to get hit by a bus or something.
You know that's terrible.
Yeah.
Hey, you get a ugly girl.
I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm, I'm, I feel like I'm humble and nice enough that, like, I don't need to get hit by a bus. I don't deserve... If she gets hit by a bus, she's out here sucking rest of her life, right?
Because she don't, she's not going to go anywhere.
Yeah.
She might, her face might still look good.
She might.
Oh, okay. Because I thought she would be paraplegic.
Well, oh, then, then you're real. Then, then you got to survive.
I mean, if I was paraplegic, I would get all in the same time.
100%.
Like, what, what is you feel?
By the way, my friend, what if you don't want to do too good of a job because you don't want them to too fast? Like, what if you like that?
That's a reason to know.
I've been... That's actually a good...
I've actually been in that situation before.
Yeah, but then...
I don't believe you. Anyway,
I was, I was trying to make a video. I was trying to make a video, and I wanted it to be a certain amount of time, so I did a mediocre job.
Mhm.
And that's real part of your plan.
Sure, Charles. Uh, and be like, "I swear to God. I swear to God."
Guys, can I tell you this? The most fun I had on the show in a long time. What an episode! Yes.
What an episode. That was fun.