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Everything is so f**ked up that Trump has Jon Stewart defending... an oil company?! #dailyshow

The Daily Show1:39

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If you're getting up and walking to the window, and you don't think that's enough of a daughtering old man move. Old cankles McGee had one more chewable Tums up his sleeve. You're all going to do very well. I think really very well.

Marco just gave me a note. Go back to Chevron. They want to discuss something. Go ahead. I'm going back to Chevron, Mark. Thank you, Marco.

Does anyone ELSE HAVE A PRIVATE NOTE THEY'D LIKE ME TO READ ALOUD? ANYBODY?

Now, by the way, there was an oil company, Exxon, that expressed some reservations about investing money in rebuilding the infrastructure of a country that is, uh, and I quote, "not ours and is somewhat volatile at the moment." How did the president handle this somewhat rational cost-benefit analysis?

>> I'd probably be inclined to keep Exxon out. I didn't like their response. They're they're playing too cute.

>> They're playing too cute. You just made yourself the president of Venezuela on Wikipedia, but they're the ones that are being glib. Do you see how up everything is right now? First of all, I have to offend the good faith of an oil company because they don't think they can safely extract another country's resources in as cost-effective a manner as might benefit their shareholders. Who am I anymore? And by the way, Donald, why are you the president of Venezuela? Doesn't your oath of office to America have a non-compete? What are we doing?