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Karate chops, are they things? Um, no, they're not real. Okay, so if you look at like James...
Let me stop you right there. Let me stop you right there because you're in Vegas. Shut up! Let me stop you. Shut up! You're gambiguous and you're talking to say something like, "Not really, but maybe sometimes they have a purpose." I'm saying no. Okay, make sure you pick a side. Not like chops. They are real. Karate chops are awesome. Karate chops are damaging. Karate chops are versatile, and I use them all the time. Karate chops are like a fictitious movie thing, like Judo chops.
Why is he so angry? That's what I want to know. Look, just so you know, it's like 12:30. Like, she's having a hard time. Let me tell you about karate chops. I know more about karate chops. And since they said for sure, that's just not okay. Yeah, sure you do. Because you made them up. Mine? Hollywood made them up. That's not bad. Um, like, okay, so karate chop, when we talk about karate chop, is this crunch up? Yes. That's what it... That is what Hollywood would lead you to believe. That I don't know. I've never seen that in my life. Yes, you have. I've hit you with it a bunch of times. Well, I've never seen it in karate. You know? Okay. Also, I was wearing boxing gloves because this is when I use the karate choppers and boxes. Ready? This is part of it because actually, not part of karate. This is part of North American street fighting. It's a martial art that I've made. So it's a North American street fighting top. Yeah. Okay. So, um, do you want to come this way a little bit so you're not... You don't have the lights in the shop? I don't give a fat baby's ass if that was lice in the shop. Let's talk about the left hooks of the body. Right? Boom. Left the body. Oh, what's a great counter for that? Name a counter. We got boxing gloves on. Thank you, guys. Let's go. Cross. Cross. That's not really that good. Uppercut is better. All right. So, all right, look at the body. Boom. Uppercut. All right. You hit the trigger right here. That's something. Ah, it's okay to go. Okay. All right. But sometimes I like a high guard because I'm not sure if your uppercut might be a... your it might be. Yeah, it might be uppercut. It might be the body. Might be a hook up top. All right. So I go a little higher with this. Okay. All right. So you throw that hook right there. All right. You throw it up high. Okay. All right. Anybody's thinking, "Mike, that's not a karate chop. That's a hammer fist." [ __ ] It's not a hammer fist. This is a hammer fist. This is a karate chop. They're different. What makes them different? You know what? You called one of them the wrong thing. No, I'm about... I'm gonna hold on. I'll do a bear tale until the very end. I'll let you go on your hand. All right, go ahead. Eat those. He throws this [ __ ] right here. Boom. That's the karate chop. Right? Those are right here. Boom. Bop. That's a hammer fist. All right. Hammer fist. Karate chop. Hammer fist. Karate chop. Hammer fishing. I'm tired. All right. I'm having a little trouble here, but give me this bone and I'll... and I'll... I won't fight you on anything you want to say. You see me do this? Shark two people before. Right? Right. I'm not saying the strike doesn't exist. And also, it's not a karate. Yeah. Also, that it's awesome and I'm really good at it. Yeah. It took it back too. It's a great strike that you fake made up. Okay. So if I do a hammer fist, he throws this thing. I go boom, and I throw a hammer fist. Right? What are the problems? Do you know what the problem? I went to... I throw a hammer fist. Uh, um, you're not being very good at this day. All right. If I throw a hammer fist, I'm lined up. The shoulder gets in the way. All right. Sure. All right. If I open my hand, I let my wrists relax. I get this cool little architecture, this little this little form-fitting tool that inserts right there into your jowls. It gives me that good shock. Smack. Smack. That carotid artery. Maybe put something up behind the ear. I get this good, good. This look, you're calling it karate chop. Karate artery. None of this is karate. What makes it not karate? You've got gloves on. Empty hand fighting. Is this all hook underwear? They can't help you. I do agree with this as a strike. Like, is good. I don't think it's as good as the like, pretty much anytime you can chop, you can hammer fist. No. I also... There's another. Okay, you're referring. I promise. Always goes like this. Almost always like, like, put it, put a hand on my chest. Almost always goes like this. Bye. Okay. Okay. This almost never happens. I do it every Saturday to multiple grown men who fight. You throw a bunch of this in that. Yeah. Is a karate chop? That's just a... That is a this. Sorry, Jack. Yeah. Well, okay. So maybe it's not that a karate chop doesn't exist. It's that this... I'm gonna do it to him because I've got some force behind this. Okay. And I don't want you to have to go through that. Okay. Oh, like a down one would hurt. Is you're saying your issue is that the way it's portrayed media that it's like a downward strike that doesn't do anything? I think it does do anything. I think it's like, we don't see that ever. We don't. Not really. We don't. In Corona, you know what I'm saying? We don't see a credit check. Boom, guys. Boom. You just got boycott. Most of y'all are throwing your collar ties on, right? You're just going like, hold on. Ready to fight? Ready to Muay Thai me? Put your Muay Thai's up right here. It comes here on the airplane, and there it goes, and it's in there. That ain't never [ __ ] happened to nobody ever. No. You go like this. Go boom. Chop. Bang. All right. Oh, what was the other one? Oh, reach for. Reach. Reach for my. Reach for something. Reach for something. Feature something, man. Do something. Right. Oh, the other one they said never [ __ ] happens. What just happened? Karate job. It's a karate job. I'll give you that one. Look, do you have anything else? Cause yeah, you just gave it to me. And I think out of all these, I think I won this one. Winning. But you... Your whole premise behind what, how, what comes after my yellow belt? Uh, like, probably, I'll probably put a stripe on your belt for this. Is this ground baking? Just taught you. Brought gloves to class. Aren't you like a third-degree black belt? Yeah. Yeah. And I just taught you how to karate chop. I didn't. I don't know how this happened. You said it wasn't a thing. Well, yeah, I just showed you this wasn't a thing. The Buzz Lightyear, Buzz, Buzz like that attack. I just showed you three karate shots. You showed me two hammer fists with gloves on. My hand was open in the glove, so I could break the wrist out this way. So I can slide by an ear. If I've done a hammer fist, my wrist were to bounce off your shoulder. I don't know what I mean. I guess this is a chop, but I don't think it's really a karate chop. It's an open hand. Like, it is a chop, but it's on a karate chop if it doesn't come from karate. That's what I'm saying. What do you guys think? I think we've got a [ __ ] go.
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