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[Music] Once upon a time, in a land far away, or right down the road if you live in London, there lived a young and not so handsome or upright, but nonetheless popular prince, rich and beloved by his people. The prince wanted for nothing other than the one thing he could not seem to have: love. And so he searched for it high and low, from the window to the wall. But every time he thought he'd found it, it always slipped away. Until one day, while scrolling through Instagram, he came across this. And the rest, as they say, is history. A love story for the ages. One that was propelled by the most romantic thing you could ever dream of: a threat.
So, I was reading the newspaper after a long week of hard work when I came across this article from Radar Online. Yes, I am aware I am reading a digital article in a physical newspaper. Just roll with it. "Exclusive. Meghan Markle may be pushed back to suicidal thoughts by Prince Harry's royal reconciliation, psychologist warns." And that's when it hit me. Almost every single time Meghan Markle wants something done, she employs a simple formula. Observed. First, she threatened to break up with Harry if he didn't publicly acknowledge her as a girlfriend. Then, she threatened to end her life and that of her unborn child, presumably if they didn't leave. She threatened to destroy the royal family by airing their dirty laundry. And Coily suggesting that she never signed an NDA.
It made me realize throughout the millennia of our existence, we've been doing everything wrong. Ever since we were barely out of the womb, we've been tottering about in school, studying hard to get good grades. Then we ran about at university, studying hard to get good grades, to get a good job, so that we can then slave away for the next 45 to 50 years before we inevitably and unceremoniously die. Meanwhile, people like Meghan Markle, who barely lift a finger relative to us hardworking folk, get a prince, a royal title, the most expensive designer duds, free lodgings in the UK at least, and a multi-million pound royal wedding that she didn't have to pay a cent for, to boot. And I couldn't help but wonder, to quote one Carrie Bradshaw, "Just how does she do it?" A threat. Maybe I should try. "If you don't watch, subscribe, like, and comment on my videos, I shall never upload again." Yeah, I didn't think so either. It was worth a shot.
But in all seriousness, I do have a very brief announcement to make. Recently, the YouTube algorithm has been going haywire. It tends to do that from time to time. The powers that be shake things up and, uh, the rest of us minions need to play catch-up, lest we die. And so, because I do not want my channel to die, I've decided to evolve with it. So, what this means for you, my friends, Patreon, which much like the membership has been a tip jar for the last 3 years, I will be uploading all YouTube videos on there ad-free. And so, if you don't have YouTube Premium and you want to support the channel, you can go ahead and watch my offerings uninterrupted over at Patreon. For those of you who cannot afford to support the channel financially, believe me, it is completely understandable. I will still love you nonetheless. And you can continue to support the channel for free by watching, subscribing, liking, and commenting to tell the YouTube gods that this content is worth circulating.
Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Trying to figure out how on earth or in hell does Meghan do it? Is it really all down to her irresistible charms and her, uh, what did Harry say in his book? "Heart attack-inducing beauty"? Was it perhaps sheer dumb luck? Or was it something else? Say something that starts with "th" and ends with "t."
"Perhaps Meghan Markle could face a relapse into the darkest period of her life if Prince Harry succeeds in repairing ties with the royal family," a psychologist has warned, raising fears renewed exposure to the institution could push her back towards suicidal thoughts. The article then references Harry's 524th attempt at reconciliation with the royal family, citing Harry's most recent 54-minute encounter with his father, the King, as something that makes Markle feel threatened and triggered and which has left her feeling really unsettled. Psychologist Carla Deacon, who specializes in trauma, backed up our source by saying, "Markle's past cannot be separated from any potential return for Harry to the royal family. There's a real danger Harry's royal reunion could lead to Meghan slipping back into old patterns. She's worked hard to find her voice and restore her well-being, and Harry's return to royal life could totally overturn that progress with potentially catastrophic and deadly consequences for her mental health."
Now, look. Despite the fact that I personally don't believe that malignant narcissists of the Meghan Markle type would ever even hurt a hair attached to their person, I'm still not calling her a liar, per se. But isn't it curious how Meghan's very dark tendencies only seem to bubble up to the surface whenever Harry is either close to his family, as he once was, or when he is ostensibly attempting to repair the rift? And isn't it even more curious that whenever she does feel this low, she apparently feels the need to advertise it to the world at large? Admittedly, and mercifully, I can't get into the twisted landmine that is also known as Meghan Markle's brain to decipher what's true and what's not. In fact, I'd rather very much stay here in hell. Thank you. But I hope you will permit me, as if you have a choice, to make a generalized statement that might be controversial. Yes, I know we don't do disclaimers anymore because no one cares and no one listens. I get it.
In the wrong direction. Some people, and I'm not saying Meghan Markle is definitively one of these people, are demons dressed in human skin. Unfortunately, we seem to have a bit of a problem here in the underworld where sometimes demons escape and find their way to you up there on Earth. I don't know what to tell you other than "Sumi," I guess. And these creatures, which again, I stress that I'm not necessarily saying Meghan Markle is one of them, will stop at nothing to get what they want. And usually, how they do this is by studying their prey intently, identifying their weaknesses, and aiming straight for them. Kind of like Cupid, except it's not a fat little cute baby who seriously needs to put some clothes on.
Now, these beings have several different methods of satisfying their nefarious whims. But one of the most popular and effective weapons is manipulation, which comes in many shapes and forms, including making usually empty threats of taking one's life if X doesn't happen, which are especially effective in a romantic or sexual setting. What's that? Yes, it is indeed a form of abuse. Very clever. Maybe I should start paying you now. For the third time, I believe you see why we need disclaimers. I am not saying Meghan Markle is one of those creatures. However, some patterns, all the threats that Meghan has seemingly made to get her way are just too difficult to ignore.
I'm certain you've heard the tale of Oedipus, the tragic Greek myth of a young man destined to murder his father, take his place as king, marry his own mother, and sire four children with her, only for the mother/wife to take her own life once she learns the ugly truth. Something else you may have heard of, I know we've certainly mentioned it a few times on this channel, is a Freudian theory that derives its name from this Greek tragedy: the Oedipal or Oedipus complex. Put briefly, Freud believed that very small children, we're talking 3 to 5-year-old toddlers here, harbor a desire for sexual involvement with the parent of the opposite sex and a sense of rivalry with the parent of the same sex. Something which he saw was a crucial stage in the "quote normal developmental process." I mean, what do I know? But if anyone needed therapy, it looks like it was Freud himself, alongside Prince Harry. And I'm including Harry in this because, as far-fetched and disturbing as this unproven theory of Freud's is, and despite the fact that in the tale of Oedipus, everything that happened was by accident, nobody knew who was who before the truth was eventually revealed, that doesn't mean that some individuals can't suffer from some variant of the "quote unquote" Oedipal complex. Not as a normal developmental phase, but as a result of unresolved childhood trauma, say, perhaps the sudden and premature death of a parent.
I'm certain that I'm not saying anything controversial here. We have mentioned Harry's Oedipal complex many a time on this channel, as evidenced by his constant comparisons of his now-deceased mother on the one hand and his wife, the woman whom he presumably has sexual relations with. Whatever you believe and whatever the case may be, whether he suffers from some type of Oedipal complex or not, that trauma is obviously a sore spot, a vulnerability, one that I, and many of you out there, believe based on empirical evidence, Meghan Markle is taking full advantage of and is shamelessly advertising that fact to the world. I mean, I truly wonder how the world would react to this had the genders been reversed. I'm just saying, because that behavior, if true, is despicable, even by our incredibly low standards here in the underworld.
One thing I know for certain is Meghan Markle will never probably face the consequences for her seemingly never-ending and very public threats because I know we should be receiving comments of "How dare you question how she feels?" Well, excuse me, but if you put something out in the public domain, the intention surely is for the public to ingest it and comment on it. And this is my comment. I will end off by saying this: Look after yourselves, because who needs hell when you have demons dwelling up there on Earth with the rest of you? Maybe we should plug that hole.