The video transcript features a conversation between two individuals, seemingly drug dealers or criminals, attempting to lure a child. The child, however, rejects their advances, expressing a strong preference for roller skating over drug use and crime. The child articulates a vision of a positive future, linking roller skating to attending college, and contrasting it with the grim reality of prison. Brad Armstrong, the owner of Roller Kingdom in Reno, Nevada, is introduced, emphasizing his commitment to keeping kids engaged in positive activities since 1999. The transcript then shifts to a monologue where the speaker lists things they say 'no' to (drugs, games, unplanned pregnancy, 'me', 'reaper') and 'yes' to ('roy'). The final part of the transcript shows the two criminals lamenting the impact of Roller Kingdom on their illicit business and humorously considering a career change to roller skating.

Rhett & Link

Hey kid, would you like some drugs? The first one is free. Want to check out my van? I got some candy.

Hey kid, you want to join our gang and spray paint under a bridge?

No. No. Bug off, man. I'm going roller skating. I want to be addicted to roller skating, not cracking. Because we roller skate today, we will go to college tomorrow. Prison is full of people that have never roller skated.

I'm Brad Armstrong, owner of Roller Kingdom in Reno, Nevada. Keeping your kids off the streets since 1999. I say no to drugs. I say no to games. I say no to unplanned pregnancy. I say no to me. I say no to reaper. I say yes to roy.

Man, this port of kingdom is really putting us out of business. You said it, man. This deal sucks. But you know what? Maybe we should give up this life of crime and start roller skating.

[Music]

Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating

Hey kid, would you like some drugs? The
first one is
free. Want to check out my
van? I got some candy.
Hey kid, you want to join our gang and
spray paint under a bridge?
No. No. Bug off, man. I'm going roller
skating.
I want to be addicted to roller skating,
not cracking. Because we roller skate
today, we will go to college tomorrow.
Prison is full of people that have never
roller skated.
I'm Brad Armstrong, owner of Roller
Kingdom in Reno, Nevada. Keeping your
kids off the streets since 1999.
I say no to drugs. I say no to games. I
say no to unplanned pregnancy. I say no
to me.
I say no to reaper. I say yes to roy.
Man, this port of kingdom is really
putting us out of business. You said it,
man. This deal sucks. But you know what?
Maybe we should give up this life of
crime and start roller skating.
[Music]

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Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating

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