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[Music] Oh, hey. Hi. Hello. Hi. Welcome back to the show. Hi. Welcome back to She Spit on Them. I'm your host, Nobody. That's right. The show is called She Spit on Them, and I'm the host, Nobody.
Now, my phone's ringing. What's on the list of things to talk about? What's on the list of things to talk about today? Let me take, take a look at this. What does this say? Oh, this guy is on there. Oh my God. Oh my God. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses. Am I sick of talking about Elon Musk? Am I sick of hearing about this goddamn annoying guy?
By the way, just for everybody to understand, I'm not Elon or anything. I'm just here, just, uh, okay, kind of as a commentator, really, in a commentator type of capacity. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. This stupid story kept coming up. You know, I get all my news from some weird app that came pre-installed on my phone. I clicked once on a sneaker thing in there, and now it just shows me sneaker stuff. The news app on my phone thinks I like sneakers and Elon Musk. That news feed on my phone is going like, but anyway, guys, come on, take, take it seriously, please.
From what I understand about this story, there's some human spam named, and there's a guy. What the hell is this stupid guy's name? Adrien Shitman. A diman, sorry. And this guy sounds and acts and laughs and believes, uh, exactly like Elon Musk, but is not him. Okay, great. Okay. What is this? This is from some X Space. Oh, that's where people talk. That's where people go like this. X Space is where people demand that you show me the proof, dumb ass. And this Adrien [ __ ] man is on here. What? Say something here. Let's listen to this again. Here we go.
By the way, just, just for everybody to understand, I'm not Elon or anything. I'm just here, just, uh, right, as a commentator, really, in a commentator type of. That's what people say when they're not that guy, right? Yeah, I like that. That's good. I'm not Elon Musk or anything. I'm not Elon Musk or anything. You come back into the room. Hey, I didn't shit my pants or anything. Oh, you didn't? No. Okay. I didn't just [ __ ] my pants or anything like that, that's for certain. Please don't go, Adrian. Let's, let's get David Ike's response. David Ike, stay there. David, can we, can we just get this right? Is this Elon Musk or not? Never mind the name. What? Absolutely not. Nope. Absolutely not. I am definitely not some, some. Someone told me in the break, oh, this is definitely Musk. So that's calm down, David. Look, he needs plausible deniability. I him. It's definitely not. Let's just say it's Elon Musk. Got any questions for him? Okay, that's a perfect Elon Musk answer. So this either an amazing advanced AI of Elon Musk, or it's Elon Musk. Adrian Dman, give him a break. Well, well, if that was Elon Musk, this is, this is, this is ridiculous. This is the playground for good. Whoa, give him a break, David. What I was going to say, definitely not. He just said, man, he shut up, man. Okay, well, what the hell is. All right, what the hell is the stupid guy's name again? Adrian. She Spit on Them. Adrian. She Spit on Them. I don't know who the hell this guy is, and frankly, I don't even want to know who Elon Musk is. I don't want to know who any of these idiots are. Frank, frankly, I don't want to know who any of these are.
Okay, so I guess the interesting thing about this story is the reporting on it. What the hell? It was, it's called Spectator. What the hell is that? It's a website. Whoa. Oh, excuse me, sir. Sorry. The real Adrien Ditman, an Elon Musk fan in Fiji, tricks the world. Okay, okay. So that's the guy. There's a picture of a guy. So what the hell is that other thing? I guess he also got struck by lightning or something. Boom. Stop, stop that. A conspiracy theory is raging. Is it raging? People saying, what the hell is this? That's raging. I guess that the Adrien Diman Dipman X account is secretly, secretly run by. But evidence points to it belonging to an Elon Musk fan named Adrien Ditman. Okay, let's check that evidence. I guess, uh, three recordings of Spaces showing X's Diman cooking from 2023 to 24, 24 were deleted within hours of The Spectator reaching out to this guy. Publicly viewable photos of him and his partner were also deleted after The Spectator reached out. Okay, so no evidence here. Okay. Oh, he's photographed on a boat trip with friends and family. Okay, okay. What the hell does this say right here? Oh my God, I got to zoom in on this. I got to meditate on what this says right here. What does this say? Oh, it's from the Rolling Stone website. Wow. Why do so many people believe that Dipman is Elon? Sorry, is a reply guy with a voice eerily similar to the site's owner, prompted claims of a double identity online. But the conspiracy theory has been debunked. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. End of video, then I guess. Show me the proof, dumb ass.
Okay, the, these articles. I don't know what the hell's going on on the, on these articles. Is this just like they're trying to fill space between ads here or something? Yet, while some believe that Diman is Musk playing amateurish mind games on his platform, or it's just kind of a stupid distraction, the hard data tells a slightly different story. Whoa, whoa. Oh my God. Misinformation researcher, somebody. Misinformation researcher. Nobody in a recent analysis for Information Epidemiology Lab. What the hell is that? Identified several factors that could be used to make the case that Dipman is not Musk. Okay, here we go. Show me the proof, dumb ass. Dipman posts from the Android app, while Musk never has. Okay. And there's no way that Elon Musk could access an Android phone. Dipman's posting volume has remained flat over time, and Musk has steadily risen since he acquired the site. Okay. Moreover, their activity during a 24-hour cycle does not match Musk's activities. Never wholly dropped to zero, a reflection of his irregular sleep cycle. Okay. He is in fact highly active at an hour in the day when Dipman tends to fall quietly, tends to fall quiet and is presumably asleep or otherwise occupied. And then in brackets, the contrary reading would no doubt hold that Musk can't role play as Dipman when he is too busy posting as himself. Okay. This, this is not the hardest evidence here. What the hell else does this guy say? If this were any other case, considering the account data, I would say this involves two individuals. Still, given the number of potential variables, it must exist outlier status. I remain, I remained undecided and open to new information. I thought this was debunked. What the hell? What the hell is this article? I would be more surprised if it turned out to be Musk, given the amount of time the Dipman account spends in Twitter Spaces. But that's me making assumptions about how busy the CEO of multiple companies might be. Yet, that's a pretty big assumption. I think this guy spends a lot of time doing this and not a lot of time doing this. Boom. That's working. Okay, let's check this out. Was this guy Michael Tracy? Oh, okay. Wow, wow. X is now blocking links to a Spectator article on the ground that the article contains potentially harmful content. Whoa. Exactly what the prior Twitter regime did to the New York Post article about the laptop. Whoa, whoa. Oh, they're blocking The Spectator thing. Oh my God. Okay, I don't know if this is true. Regardless, I don't know if this is true. Allegedly. I think allegedly. And nobody. But this is the funniest theory I could find. This is from Reddit, 7 hours ago. Okay, so this girl right here says, has had his alts exposed before. So he bought some guy's already existing account and made him sign an NDA. Wow. Weird. Now, that said guy has been exposed to scrutiny. Elon is terrified that somebody's going to uncover a video of the guy actually talking on camera. The article should only be helpful for Elon. He has no motivation for doing this otherwise. Oh, okay. Or maybe it's not him. But honestly, the notion that some German dude happens to have the exact same timber, accent, interest, and depth of knowledge as and be obsessed enough with him to be mistaken for him seems a lot less likely to me. That's, that's an interesting theory. Okay, so weird story here. This is just a, the son of some wealthy family, German family, and he spends all his time on Twitter X, sounding exactly like and defending him to lunatics. Let's check this out. That was from nine days ago. Okay. Who I am is going to come to the surface. You realize how we already know who you are. Just to be very clear about. By the way, and we know it full well because we've had your stupid soep in the trenches. Crypto. Calm down, man. All right, we got Clint Russell in here. So to add CL. East get him in, man. If Adrien Diman is indeed Elon Musk, he's a real [ __ ] [ __ ]. I hope. Oh, hey, you can't talk to him like that. Take that back, man. She Spit on Him, huh? Why are you scared of him? No, I like Elon. I just don't really like you. Uh, you don't seem very nice at all. Um, anyways, I, I'm a [ __ ]. I'm a jackass. I understand that. Adrian, what is the solution? Yeah, go ahead. The solution is, if you feel so unsafe on this app, spreading your [ __ ], and maybe you should go somewhere else. Hey. Oh my God. Do you think? Do you think people shut up? Hey, he shut up, man. Let me talk. Hey, hey, all of you shut the hell up. That's pretty good. All these people that Elon Musk is arguing. I don't know what he's trying to do here. If this is him, I guess he's trying to defend why billionaires should exist or something, and he's arguing with these poor souls on some chat program, and they're like, look, we all know you're Elon Musk. We all know you're Elon Musk, man. But you seem like a total. We like Elon Musk, but you, sir, seem like a total. You seem like a total. We know you're Elon Musk. We love Elon Musk, but we hate you. Listen, you sound like an [ __ ]. You sound like you come to my house. Listen to me. Like you come to my house, you insult me. This is what you're doing. Would you [ __ ]? What are you [ __ ] talking about? You are, you are here. Listen to this one. We come here to work hard, and you're telling Americans what a pieces of [ __ ] they are because they're fighting for their own country. You know, the spars of silicon. That's how smooth my brain is. Yeah, you're the, you're the UFOs over New Jersey. Anyway, so flat and such a mirror that you can see the future in it. And you don't like Jesus Christ. You're obnoxious. All right. Um, so the point I wanted to get to was, if it is that guy who's not Elon Musk, break. Hey, hey, give that, give that lunatic who's definitely not Elon Musk a break. Uh, or something, man. I like that guy too. He's like, uh, man, I really hope you're not Elon Musk, 'cause I really love Elon Musk, and you are annoying. You're a real piece of. I hope you're not the real Elon Musk. And then he's like, God, you're irrit. God, you're irritating. I do love the real Elon Musk. If you fell for it at all, it's on you. Clearly, he's not America First and never has been. He, he read some paleocon talking points. He came to America making money off snake oil [ __ ]. He hates America. He hates white people. And anybody with an IQ above 120 knew that, and we told you guys. Why are you so racist, man? Seriously, I'm just telling you the truth as I. As I. Okay, so there we go. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing with our time. There, there's the highlights of the. How long? I listened to an hour. We're in 11 minutes of this crap, but there it is. One of the other highlights. Why you so racist, man? Why you so racist, man? It's a little all over the place, you know? It's like, we love Elon Musk, but we hate you. Elon Musk. And the problem isn't you, not Elon Musk, who we love, you know, billionaires who want to keep costs as low as possible. It's the immigrants. I was listening to this and I was feeling pretty value-tained. Okay. Ooh, I got to check TikTok. Oh my God. TikTok, the place where I'm having a hard time. Let's check out if the people on TikTok are, uh, buying it or whatever. So Elon Musk allegedly has his burner account on Twitter, and everybody's like, oh, that's so lame. I think relatively speaking, it's one of the least lame things Elon Musk has actually done, 'cause remember when he was jumping around trying to make his body into an X, flopping around on stage like a Magikarp? It's like, dude, you're 53, the father of 11. Stop doing that. Like, it's crazy. Elon Musk is a white guy, but it's still the lamest dude ever born on the African continent, because like these MAGA nationalists are like, oh, you're going to let Indians work for your company? He's like, uh, obviously. Uh, the most important color is green. Never forget that. That's him. And that's he says it's not or whatever. Is going on with that boring ass weird dude when like an autist, there's always this like threaded like sense of like, well, I'll just like pretend I was meant to do that. He's so lazy in his like attempts at like, like pulling one over on anyone or anything. So if you missed it, everyone's least favorite embarrassing loser, Elon Musk. Oh, hey, give him a break, man. Hey, give him a break. She Spit on Him. She really spit on him with that one. Boom.
Okay, this is all kind of stupid, but this is all kind of. Huh. But this is the main piece of evidence here. This is the main piece of evidence from that Spectator article. They're like, look at it. This is a guy. This is a real guy. Dipman. Dipman. I call him the Dipman. I love this video. 14, oh, 15K views. Terrible, terrible views on this. Absolutely nobody watching this. This is just like, I love that videos like this exist on YouTube. It's the president of Fiji. It's the president of Fiji, and he's, I don't know. I don't know what the hell he's doing. He's announcing that this guy Dipman's family is opening some businesses. This is the main proof, 'cause you see this guy, the Dipman guy. This, this is the real guy. He just sounds exactly like Elon Musk. He's just standing there, not talking. So whatever. That's the proof from this article that everybody's sharing and talking about. They link to this video. This is a great video. This is a great video. Check out this part right here. And Mrs. Silky. Okay, look at that. Everybody showed up to this thing. Look at that. Let's see. Oh, comments turned off. That's a good sign. Okay. I have been informed. [Applause] Aqu. I just like that. That part right there. That's a great cut. Let's see that cut again. Come on. Give that guy a break. Don't cut. Don't cut to somebody filming that guy when he's coughing. Come on, man. Oh my God. Let's watch that cut again. The greatest cut in cinema history. Let's see that one more time. [Applause] Okay, you got that. So there we go. That would probably be the funniest ending to this stupid story. You know, is this Ditman the real Ditman? The real Dipman? I no longer wish to have my good name tarnished. I'm going public. He bought, he bought my account. He bought my account and he's going like this. He bought my account. And then, you know what he did? She Spit on Them. But big shout out to this guy who caught that guy. We now, we know for sure. He caught that guy coughing. We need that. We need that footage. Okay, so upload that to D. Do a share and upload it to drive, I guess, so we can put, edit it together.
Well, guys, it's Monday. Not great. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. It's private. How I feel about Mondays is private. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, but guys, I do have an announcement to make. Oh my God. If you can please come to a live show. Wow. A live show. Whoa. A live show. Will anybody come or will nobody come? I guess we'll have to see. That's what I told the people who are expecting money from me, who own the venues. I said, we'll see. We'll see. There's one in Seattle and there's one in Austin, Texas. Links below. Go down there and click on those links. Like boom. Love you guys. Talk to you next time. Bye-bye.
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