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[Music] for [Music] [Music] to the right g. Once I gain all seven Millennium items, I shall use their vaguely established powers to destroy the world. But first, I'm going to beat you in a card game.
Not if I can help it, you albino cream puff. I summon the Cyber Commander, which, by the way, is Tristan's favorite monster, even though he never actually plays this game.
I'm surprisingly buff. By the gods, that's exactly what I want to look like. What magical hat sent his Cyber Commander to the graveyard? No, Tristan, he was the finest mind of his generation.
I summon the Flame Swordsman, AKA Joey's favorite monster. Uh-oh, have I been crossdressing in my sleep again? It seems that Bora has somehow placed our souls within each of our favorite cards. Either that, or he's turned you all into cosplayers.
Dead bastard. By the way, Tristan's dead. Oh, not again. I also summon the Dark Magician. I look slightly more ridiculous than usual. And now I activate Reborn the Monster in order to resurrect Tristan's original voice.
Hey, what gives? I liked my new voice. People were starting to take me seriously. Sorry, Tristan, but it's much easier to make fun of you this way.
Wait a second, why are there two Yugi? I'm not sure, but sometimes when I'm dueling, it's like I can feel a powerful voice inside my head telling me how to win. Does that mean you've been cheating?
Well, it's more complicated than that. Sounds like cheating to me. You! It's not cheating, it's more like we have a spiritual connection that goes far beyond any. Hey, big Yugi, has little Yugi been cheating this whole time? Oh, you guys can all just go straight to hell now.
I'll place Tea in face down position. I've always wanted to say that. This is just like something out of a bad fanfic. If only she picked the Dark Magician Girl. M. Dark Magician Girl. Good luck overcoming my man to bug.
One of us has to sacrifice themselves in order to kill that monster. I nominate Tristan. Seconded. Don't worry, Tristan, I always wanted to die wearing a dress. I regret nothing.
Soon I'll be the only character left. I've always wanted my own cartoon. I think I'll call it Zorc and Pals. Who's that crazy C destroyer in the world? It's Zorc. That's me. It's Zorc and Pals. Zorc, did you forget our anniversary again? Yes, I was too busy destroying the world.
I have slaughtered millions. That's by Zorc. The blood of the innocent will flow without end. His name is Zorc and he's destroying the world. What do you think, Pharaoh? I think he'll be taken off the air faster than you can say Arrested Development. That was my favorite show. Why did they have to cancel it?
Tea's tears activated her special ability, making her attack and defense points look completely inaccurate. Yes, and it also allows me to recycle Reborn the Monster. Please don't kill me. I have three best friends. Kill them instead.
It's okay, Joey. My Alter Ego brought you back to life with a spell card, just like our Lord Jesus. How many times do I have to kill you people before you stay dead?
The Change of Heart, that's Bora's favorite card. Yes, and with it, I'm going to turn you into a villain. That way, you'll know what it's like to have your plans foiled time after time by a group of card game-obsessed morons. Look, it's the real Bora.
I've taken control of this woman's body in order to save you guys, and I don't mind telling you, it feels bloody great. By the gods, that's exactly what I want to look like. Conveniently, my Millennium Puzzle allows me to put souls back into their original bodies.
How dare you defy me? Just wait until Zorc cares about this. Finish him. Super special awesome attack. Oh, bugger me. I shall be a main character. If, if it takes me another 200 bloody episodes. I say that plot line made a lot more sense in the original manga.
Where did you get your evil ring from, Bakora? My father bought it while he was in Egypt looking to purchase some blue hair dye. Man, I had the most unbelievable dream. There were two Yugi, and Bakora was a main character. I usually enjoy dreams that involve two Yugi, but that one was very disappointing.
My breasts are in danger. Hey, that sounds like the plot for the next episode. Come on, gang, let's go find out what it is. Oh no, the animation budget ran out.
Who's that crazy C destroyer in the world? It's Zorc. That's me. It's Zorc and Pals. [Music] tractor tractor.