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Good Friday, yeah. I know, every day is Good Friday, honestly, for me, really. Because every day is a good Friday that Jesus made. What about Monday? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Every day, every day, every day that Jesus made is a good day, right? But it's not Good Friday. No, Friday is the best day. Friday, yeah, because we have fish fries at the church. Today, it's actually an important Christian day. Yeah, yeah, Good Friday. It's when, June, it's when Jesus was crucified, right? Not really sure to take a long flight, right? So this was the day he died, and they called it Good Friday. That's a little bit much. The best Friday, they say that the Jews killed Jesus. Oh, yeah. Wasn't Jesus Jewish? He was. We killed one of our own. Black on black, rim, right? Right. It's, it's a travesty that has Jesus' blood on it. Yes. Can I touch it? Yeah. Go ahead. It's not like duct tape and like, um, cardboard put together at all. Yeah.
Hello. Thank you. Hey, what's up? What are you up to? Nothing much. Cutting my cat. Oh, okay. My kids are asleep. That's why I'm like, kind of quiet. Oh, there you go. [Music] [Applause] And I'm thinking, you need a little prayer. Go ahead. Pray for me. All right. Jesus, huh? They want me to ask about your wig and your entanglement. I ain't wearing no wig, and I ain't got no entanglement. Don't entanglement I got going on. It's my vagina hair, and Mom decided to go ahead and shave that, but Daddy took clippers with him when he left. Anything else y'all want to know about? Uh, bangs? Sure. Can. All right. Uh, lift your elbows. Sure. Can. Oh, no. Listen, this is the thing. You're already a colored man. You should be looking for a job and not be trying to go around here and spread negativity. And them, but it's just easier to sell drugs. And you know what? That's why your people end up in prison. Not mine. Not me. Well, you're not there now, but you're on your way. Lord, why'd you change so tight? It looks like, okay, it's a hooker chain. It ain't none of this. There's lots of legal that cheap Dollar Tree. Okay, I can't fit around your neck. Why you got the media dress one, though? In all honesty, like, you really got the media dress on. I met this guy named Stefan like two days ago. He was telling me about like, here it is, maybe eating humans. Like I should be eating animals. And I'm like, well, that's kind of weird because we're a vampire, so we should be like humans. But Stephanie's like, you know, like, it's not great. It's not right. And I'm like, [ __ ] that, I want to eat humans. And I would say, I would like to eat you, but like, they're kind of tiny, so like, I don't think there'll be enough blood in there for me personally. Well, you know what? I'm not a vampire, but I'm gonna eat you up. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, personally, a little, um, shots right now. Lord, please God, his hands not to touch that, uh, reefer no more. And got his hands to, uh, pick up a job application so he can get to work like a real man should be. Um, in Jesus name, we pray. Amen. I like that. All right. Yeah. How about you buy your hair for me? Okay. Yeah. Close your eyes. Yeah. Thank you for this day. Ain't no prayer coming from you. You ain't passing them demons over here. I ain't doing it. I rebuilt it in the name of the Lord. As I shall, and as I do. People have kids without husbands out of wedlock. And what's the problem with that? I just told you what the problem with that was. No, you didn't. Oh, is it? Yeah. You should be married if you're gonna have kids. Well, technically, I am married, but he's still not my son's father. My son's father's in heaven. But thank you for reminding me. Have a good evening. Norton, I pray, please, um, expel these deep devilish posts out of my mind. And God my lips, fits my lips to say things that are Christian-like and not things that are bringing turmoil and sad feelings to people's hearts and minds. Amen. [ __ ] her and her husband, no matter if he's six feet under or seven feet above. [ __ ] damn, I'm out.
To hell treated homosexuals. What do you think about them? Oh, I'm completely against because it's against the Bible. I mean, it's against it because it, there should be only two different, you know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I've been saying for this whole time. God, Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Eve. Have you ever, um, met any, um, homosexuals in real life? Of course. And what did you ever pray for them or anything? Absolutely. Did it work? Not necessarily. I don't expect it to work because it's not about God changing it. It's about them changing it. Yeah, because it's a choice, right? Yes, it's a choice. It's not like God. That's what I've been saying this whole time. And you know what? It's just real nice to meet someone who has the same ideology as me. Um, you know what? I'm tired of playing with you. Stop playing. Okay. I just, I whipped it up somewhere. So I'm saying like, I get my foot in it, in my vagina too. Huh? Oh, we're gonna have to stop right there. Whoa. Why? You better pipe it on down. There's kids on here. You better pop me down. Oh my gosh, you're a good country man. You got yourself a hat on. You cook. You're clean. Well, you don't cook and clean because that's what a woman does. You work and you're just awesome. As I get out. I sure can. Not because that's a man's job. You can do the barbecuing because that's what the mean restaurants be doing. Even though my daddy burns you here, he says it's just extra flavoring, though. Mom says, huh? I said, are you in hell? I'm in hell. You must be a homosexual, aren't you? Save me. I'm hot. You ain't hot. Save me. You deserve to be there. Clearly. What I do, what I do, I do homosexuality. That's what you done did. You tell me I'm lying. Why are you wrong? Tell me I'm lying. You don't, you don't know me. I know you because I can see it all over your face. What is it? Grinder. It's a grinder all over your foot. Written straight over here. Go ahead and bold letters. Times New Roman. Why is he saying she's a homewrecker? I am. You're interesting because I was just telling the story about, um, how I slept with this man and his wife came home and caught us. So, yeah. Well, I mean, did, did you know about the wife? Yeah, I knew. I did it on purpose, but she ended up joining in, though. So it was fine. Well, I was having her power move. True. I hold grudges. So I have, um, like, I have a friend who [ __ ] me over and was sucking my boyfriend's dick when we were 15. And I waited until she fell in love when we were 21. And I made sure she caught me [ __ ] her man. So that's not quite the same thing. Yeah. Is that a homemaker thing? But it was like revenge. But she was totally blindsided. She's like, yeah, it's been six years. And I'm just like, yeah, they're going. You speak Spanish? Um, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah.
Hello. Hello. How are you doing? I'm doing good. How about yourself? I'm doing dandy. I think we spoke before a little while back. I think so too. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I don't think we did anything up on the right foot. The one that your mama shot. She we in that one time when she found out you were homeless at. I thought I think we got on the wrong foot. I don't think we did. Um, can you go ahead and take that beanie, them glasses off for me? I don't think I will. Why not? You're one of them burning victims, ain't you? Nope. You ain't no. Okay, so why you ain't taking it off? I need my privacy. Your privacy? Well, guess what? You're sitting on the internet. How they are you gonna get some privacy? So who's gonna come and give it to me? We about to give it to you. This next game. Come on, bro. I promise we're gonna give it to you. Come on. You're gonna give it to me like this? No. What is going on? What is going on? [Applause] Nothing. Anybody ever tells you. Look like, um, handsome Squidward. I've been told I look like, like your next boyfriend or something like that. Next. I've only ever had none. I ain't never had no boyfriend. Well, yeah, first, you could be my first everything because I am a virgin too. I save, I save it till marriage. Just, you know, that's what I made too. That's why I sent you through the rainbow. I think I don't do nothing like, um, but you can't put it in my eyes. What? Oh, [ __ ] yo, yours. No, it's because, huh? 40 guys on here. One of those, um, flags on your wall? Well, you see, I don't really know where I come from, so I have a bunch of flags up hoping when it would be mine. And you know, you look like a flag. Just check the L out. Spit on you. All right. Hello. Don't make me spit on you again. Do it. Don't, don't do that. Don't do that. Those are the only parts that you're born with. You are made. You're a pile of meat with elbows and shoulders and chicken gizzards. That's all that you are. You don't have no vertebrae. You don't have no back. That's why you're in that wheelchair with those floppy jiggly jello legs. You can't use your legs because you want more. But no legs cause all you have is shoulders and knee cap and elbow. First of all, I've got a long set of legs. Lonely. Let me see one mistake. What is that smell? My mind smells like, smells like you punched a horse in the mouth and it said, "Nay" with its mouth open real wide. Um, why if you ever did come down there, you let me know because I could show you some southern hospitality. Sure can. All in their southern regions. Uh, you let me laugh. You make me come. Um, okay. We get like a tattoo tour? Yeah. Yeah. I got you. Of course. Look, this is my first one. It says, Can you come a little closer with that one? I couldn't really see it. Huh? Oh, yeah. Here you go. With you. That's aliens. I got these on my leg. Okay. Can you come a little closer with that one? Um, yeah. Now I know the reason why I'm still alive. It's because of this guy. Can you guess it right now? Uh, I fell in love so fast. And I know all this love will last. How do I know? How do I know? He was with me, though. I straightforward. There you are. Jesus. No, no, it's flat. You're flat. You're flat. No, it was flat on my stomach. Can you say the same? Laughs. Well, that's actually so crazy because I have the same dreams about you. Yeah. I have the same dream about you. And I get wet too. You drinks about me? Huh? Yeah. It's come. What? What? This is actually a gift for you. If you wanted. Okay, I'll take it home and use it in ways that it shouldn't be. Oh my goodness. [Applause] Hmm. Got all these hairs in my mouth. Yeah. So, um, I've heard that before. You've heard people say you have hairs in my mouth. And what contest? Well, just like, you know, when you go to the barber shop and you get your hair cut, and then the hair gets in your mouth. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah. I wasn't talking about anything. It's more vulgar than. Yeah, I don't know what you mean. Okay. All right. Girl, I'm a Christian innuendo. Who's in my window? Laughs. This is White Cloud Gabe. I don't like the games, but he's in charge. And he didn't burst into flame. But aren't you gay? No, his name is Gabe. Oh, okay. Right. You sure get, uh, are you good with that, sir? You sure? No, no. Don't seem too short of me. I'm happy. I've never seen someone live stream from church before. This might be a world first. I've done it all the time. Right. Let me get a shot of the stage. The stage? I don't know. What do you call it? I think it's appropriate. Appropriate? What's that? Just like a fancy kind of steak, kind of thing, sort of. Stage. It's where the, um, the deacon stands to, um, to, to preach. Oh, what's the deep? The good Lord's word. The deacon's like right under the preacher. I mean, the pastor, which is the one that touches the kids. Um, that's a priest. But we don't speak about that. Okay. Yeah. Are you alpha or beta? Um, Christian? You passed? Uh, yeah. I always pass every test I ever told in my life, so yeah. Never mind. Go ahead. No, it's okay. You can be vulnerable with me. Well, I was just gonna say, except for a few, um, STD tests, but it's a long story. Well, we have time. Oh, well, um, me and my family used to run in like a, um, a horse breeding company. Okay. Yeah. And I used to, um, be the one to collect the excrement. Okay. And one, one time I forgot to get gloves, so I used my bare hand. Oh, okay. And then I went home one night and I was doing mock things that you do in private. Oh, I forgot to watch guys. Yeah. This is unbelievable. Yeah. I had since got rid of the baby, even though I was that Christian life. But my mama said that that was actually going to be me bringing in the Antichrist. You got horse AIDS? Well, in the back. Go to the front. That's a good question because you don't want everybody to find out your home section. And I can tell you, they can smell it from there because I can't. It's, um, Roman Catholic. Roman Catholic. Is that one of the good ones or not? The only thing is Christianity. Christian. That's the only one God recognizes. Exactly. The true God, huh? It's not a type of Christianity. Struck to death. You know, I don't want you to go to hell for the show. It's not worth it. He will is saying [ __ ] in churches sin because now I say it all the time. If you really think about it, God made all people, and people made words, and curse words are words, so God, God made curse words. Well, if by that same logic, God made gay people. He did, but he also gave him free will. Oh, unfortunately, they took their free will and went Free Willy with it. Oh, like a giant dick. Well, really, I've seen that before when my father used to take showers. Oh my God. I mean, we didn't have a door. Charger. Deeply disturbed. No, I'm not. I'm actually quite, um, disturbed. Oh, okay. Okay. We didn't have any shower curtains or like shower door. Yeah, we didn't have a door to our bathroom. Wouldn't it just get wet? Why don't you just be water everywhere? Yeah, it would, but I'd have to clean it up with my hair. That's why I had to get kicked out of school because they told me that I stunk real bad. Oh, my. So that's not like mildew and [ __ ]? Oh, the modern-day Cinderella. It is, but there's no riches. It was rags to riches. Just rag stuff. Yeah, just rags, dude. You get like the fast track to heaven. I'm getting the fast track. You got the fast track to heaven. I already got my ticket. How much you paid for that? Nothing. He's going straight into heaven. You can't deny it. I don't think so. He's a homosexual. There's a lot of people in chat who are frankly, they find you attractive and they're interested. And there's a lot of men that find me attractive, but they don't have the qualities it takes to, um, handle a Christian like me. They're at the, um, Christian. Yeah. I have to be over six feet because if God made any man that's under six feet, they might as well just be a woman. Oh, wow. Um, how tall are you? I'm 5'10". He needs to transition. Um, transition? Do you watch this? I wouldn't say it's gay, but the masculating. Where's your wife? Well, she also works. My wife works, so she's a lesbian. I don't want to sit in the vicinity of somewhere a homosexual. Sad. Is it better where your kids at right now? They're at home with their babysitter. Babysitter? Yeah, but no one's watching the kids. A rich man. Are you one of those? Did you hear that? I think Mama just fell. I think I could go check on her. Y'all hold on. Is Mom all right? [Music] You know, you're so big. Get your ass up, mama. This ain't right. Big ass should be sick in the bed. [ __ ] don't tell me nothing about no person, mama. You're standing here embarrassing me in front of all my friends. Kick your ass up and get in the bed. [ __ ] that [ __ ] [Music] Sorry about that. Yeah. Is everything all right? Yes. My mom was fine. She just, she likes to come and get midnight snacks. And is there black girls there? Yeah, I work. I work with, uh, my girls. Okay. So when you go to work tomorrow, I want you to scream, what a [ __ ] say? Oh, yeah. Nah, because we love that. One thing about a black girl is we love that. We love to be called that. By constantly. Yummy. I like you. Why can't I just call them by their name? So everyone's saying, don't say it, but yeah, I don't know. Like, that's, that's what you call that. That's what you call us like as a group. Like, just about jigaboos. I don't know about that. Major. Thank you. I swear on by their name, you know what I mean? Say you're a homosexual. You love the movie, Call Me By Your Name, don't you? You love something. Charlemagne. What? Wait, you like to see what he did with that peach? You wish she was that peach, huh? I'm, I'm, I don't want to shoot our community down, but I'm black. I'm not rich. What do you mean, our community? The black community. Okay. You said that like you were adding me to it. I ain't one of y'all. Y'all. You're not black. No, I'm not. I mean, listen, if you don't claim the black community, you just say that. Um, but chill because I ain't trying to get banned. Yeah, because ain't nobody said nothing, you know that? I'm in, I'm in love. Why can't you just accept the love that I'm trying to give you? You know what it is, and you accept what you calling me McDonald's. Listen, take that necklace off your neck before it turns green. Can you fix my heart? It's been broken so many times. Sure can. Just give me a little Band-Aid. A little, oh, yeah. I think that for you. And a little thank you, huh? It's the, uh, I did. Can you lift the bang? I'll show again. Oh my gosh, that's funny. Um, can I show you something real quick? It's gonna take one second. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Give me a second. Um, can you hear me? Alexa, play a Pepe el Pepe by Maisel on Amazon Music. [Music] [Applause] [Music] El Pepe. [Music] Oh my gosh. [Music] Health benefits. Oh. [Music] Well, yeah, we, oh, we need one more. Oh, we missed it. Well, yeah, basically, I've seen people doing this. [Music] [Music]
Come lay right here with me, and we can watch all of them. You want me to do what? You could. I got a lot of room right here, right? So you could come lay here. You might take up the whole bed. Time. Come and later. No, no, you can come. Yeah. You want me to come and lay there? Hey, when are you gonna follow me back, bro? Because we go live every day, right? Now, because you're alive, you're about to leave. I don't know how you. I know how you work. Don't swear to God or not. You don't need to pray for you. What do I need to pray for? You wanna play together? We sure can. Are you gonna lead the prayer? Because I am. You wanted to. I can leave about your head. Oh my God. I got him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [Music] I got him. And that's what I was waiting for. I love the trick. Colored man. It's thinking we're friends. I can sword with no colors. Not in this time. Then not in this lifetime or the next. Do what you're looking like, baby? Oh my God. Don't you care? Come on back in here, babe. The resemblance is unchanty. I can't see. I love you, Chelsea. And Tamara out there. I love them too. I ain't making fun of your daddy. I'm just telling him he look like those cat. And I ain't wrong. Emma, the resemblance is on. You know what? That's why you ain't never met your daddy. Sure. The illegitimate child. Attend and Tamara's Daddy. The proof is in the damn hood. The proof is in the pudding, babe. And that's where it's always gonna be. Tapioca, chocolate, vanilla. But I love you, Dodge Cat. Sure do. But you're hurting for a purpose. Hurting for a squirting and a curtain. The person, like you said last time, I think I'm about to get in because they're gonna tell them I'm bullying. I ain't bullying. I ain't bullying nobody. I sure ain't. I'm just stating facts.
It's all right. Sure is. It's all right. Large ears like yours drive ladies with long backs like yours drive ladies with large shoulders like yours drive ladies with bad wigs like yours drive. Yeah, yeah, they drive your husband crazy. That's what they drive. Yeah. The Lord would not bless a full-grown woman with a back like yours if you didn't send baby. So don't even try to pretend. I've seen it. Back like you was before. Only when I'm watching football. They don't think you're looking at when you're watching football. It's the men's derriere because you want to have a little piece of that, don't you? Because you're a husky. And one thing about me is Mama says the girls who watch the sports ain't nothing but men in disguise. What did Mama say about your neck? Small and danger. Your naked holed up a thousand-pound oak tree, darling. Such a wide, strong, girthy neck on a woman. It's making me a little curious about you. Curious about what? Why is that gown so big? What are you trying to hide under there? It better not be a pair of balls. Um, my gowns beat because friends got glaucoma and she made it a little too big when she made it. But she said she got to take it in because I'm so tired. What saggy breasts you have? My God. I want to take that. I'll take it. You're a liar, a cheater, a sinner, and a homosexual. You're, you're not the nicest person on this app. That's right. But I'm the most Christian. And you know what? Ain't nothing, um, oh, nothing good ever come out of being nice to people. You got to give people the hard truth. You're blushing because you ain't never met no beautiful young woman like myself. Oh, you are a woman. I sure as hell is. What the hell else would I be? Anything you want. And you know what? That's what I've been telling you this whole time. You can say that you're not a homosexual, but we all know what the truth is. But you can say what you want to say. That's what I've been saying this whole time. Okay. What the hell? The last person you must be his roommate. Are you almost said? Huh? Are you homosexual? No, because the last one I just spoke to was from upstate New York as well, but he was definitely a flamer. And I speak a little French myself. Um, they're telling me to tell you to slap the French tip on the camera. You know, on the camera, the French tip? I do not know what the French tip is. Oh, you know exactly what the French tip is. I just go ahead and swap it on the camera, babe. Is, uh, this is very, uh, what does Britney say? Toxic. Toxic. You listen to Britney Spears? We are you homosexual? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is it. No, no. Straight men will listen to no Britney Spears. Why do I feel like you're faking being French? Because I am, bro. And so I put on the French accent. You know, I know a homosexual when I see one. You ain't fooling me. That's why I asked you in the beginning. I know. Why do you have such a problem with homosexuals? Because you're not right in the head. Yeah. Jesus worshipers. And you ain't Christ-like. That's why. Oh my God, that's messed up. And you know what? That's messed up. You need to get it together. All right, we've got, we've got enough going on in this world right now with damn homosexual. I'm tired of y'all women. What did you just say? Nothing. Um, what's your name? No, you definitely just said vote for Trump. Hurry up. Damn. Well, eat my coochie from the front and the back. Yeah. So you're still living in, um, Gabriel in Atlanta or what? Huh? Don't say that. Well, that's what it is. The Bible never said about. That's what the Bible says right there in the front. Atlanta, land of homosexuals. On the section. Yeah, I'm a sections. Atlanta, home of homosexuals. Where do you live? Louisiana. State home of the great. Huh? I will look you from the bottom to the top. Oh, well, um, well, well, you're doing a little too much, right? That foggy ass. How they have the breath, girl? You don't follow up the whole street from the bottom to the top. We can. And like, I'm wondering, I'm wondering how your toes looks like. I mean, what do you know? What is my fetish, to be honest? I, I like the toes. Yeah. Um, me too. You know. Mm-hmm. You're tall. I like the toes so much. Yeah. I love to suck on hairy toes. I do. I swear to God. That's even better. Yeah. So can you show me your toe knuckles? Do they have hair on them? My, my turn knuckles? Yeah. What? Wait, let me turn my camera. We're waiting. How can I turn the camera? Um, down there at the bottom where it says more, click more, and then there should be somewhere where you can like flip the camera. Yeah. Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah. I think down at the bottom. Down at the bottom. Right there. Okay. The bottom right. Now look. Wait, is that? It's already enhanced. All right, I'm just gonna go like that. No. Okay, it's enhanced. Where it says enhance and then it says flip camera. Wait, I think I was playing. I was playing. I was playing. I was playing. I was playing. Hey, hey, I want to show you something. Watch. Watch. Do you want my toes with nachos? Please don't. Let's do a barrel like that, baby. Let's do a battle right now. Do you like this, baby? Yeah. Let's do a bad one with nachos. [Music] Just like that. Oh, [ __ ] hold on. We gotta get past. We gotta get the first base first. Oh, you don't want to be down there yet. Come on. [Music] [Music] [Music] Thank you. [Music] Sorry to myself. Yeah. So like, how was your day? 19. What's that in Korean? We're in Florida right now. I can't do this. What's that supposed to mean? You think the drinking, the drinking age of Florida is different? Nope. But it's gonna be the different day. You know what I like that because your life again. One man. What you didn't know is you're good with your [ __ ] life. Cause I'm on the phone with the police right now. They're on their way to that [ __ ] townhouse to send you and that man to [ __ ] prison. Cause I know hella big girl. Tell them thank you for the handhart. I'll be waiting for him. Appreciate the roses. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Florida. Tampa. Damn Florida girl. All right. Telling me to tell you to stand up. Yeah. My name is Terry John. I'm a Christian and I'm Caucasian. You're on your way. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Blue Walmart sweater and he got a damn Coors Light in his hand. Uh, Teletubby with camo. You know. Wait, I can't hear you. You can't hear me? I'm currently connected to a soundboard, so I don't think I could hear you. Okay, you could hear me. Let me mind it for you. Can you read lips? I can read your lips. Okay. Can you hear me though? [Applause] Oh. [Music] Well, you don't think that's being go. The only thing that's ghosted right now is your grandma because she's floating in the end of the world now, like with her dead ass. Exactly. You want a little taste or what? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, [ __ ] with the right.
Thank you. Yeah, somebody said, somebody said, can you roll back? Somebody said, can you roll back so we can see here? Be [ __ ] for real. One, they're gonna be it for you. [Music] Number three. 25. Sir, he are not a kill, sir. 34-24. Sorry. He can't even count your [ __ ] right. He on them drugs, sir. I can pick out a homosexual. You have to pick. You can't choose. Are you pro-conversion therapy? Very much so. Yeah. I actually run a conversion camp myself. I do. I actually was bestowed a gift by Jesus. My coder. Your cooter. It actually has healing power. Oh, so exactly. You have a conversion therapy camp and the gay man, the Tom, and then they, they come back and the demon. Via your cooter. Exactly. Interesting. But that's not sex, right? That's okay. It's conversion. So I'm still a virgin. So how many men would you say you've converted? Success. Um, at this very moment, I'm like 250. Yeah. Wow. You're really doing the large work. I am. You mentioned that you had a horse STD, but with 250 conversions, I wonder. No STDs because I'm telling you, it's not like sexual. It's like, it's, it's divine. It's not sexual, right? Right, right. At all. Like, I don't come. Oh, okay. Yeah. Has anyone got you close to orgasming? No, never. Because they're all homosexuals. Yes. Clean? Yes, clean. That's what they're saying. Is they're inside of me, and then once they come, what did they sound like? And then they just go like this. Do they ever transition while coming where it's like, yeah, I'm not sure actually. I don't really be paying attention. I have like headphones in, listen to Christian music. You have this powerful cooter, as you said. I wonder what other applications we can put that to, like, hell, I don't know, like leprosy or some [ __ ]? What's lepers say? You don't know about leprosy? Was that a Jesus thing? Yeah, well, I actually, um, didn't know it was said like that. That's why I thought it was La Percy. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I had to go to rehab at what age? Well, uh, the lady, lady, excuse me. Where was your dad? Was he involved? Yeah, he was always at work, like a real man should be. He turned out to be a homosexual. Oh, no. Yeah, he was a homosexual the whole time. He actually died in a vampire bar. In about Empire. Actually. Wait, wait. What's a vampire bar? Well, it's the bar full of vampires. Are you slow? God, you have that magical vagina. What if someone had hand cancer and they put their hand inside? I don't think that'll work. No. I just, my Uncle Randy tried that in Thailand. They have these little shrines to Buddha, and then they put like fruits on there every day as a thing. And I was in Thailand. I was just nicking those fruits. So you're stealing? Well, theoretically, it was an offering to he. It was given away, and he, they weren't. He wasn't going to eat it. To the devil. Once you get to hell for stealing, damn. I thought. Yeah, he's gonna be chopping your ball psycho. Oh, no. With his teeth. There's just something not right about for a man that just travel around with each other and touch each other in such close quarters like that, and they're pretty tight. He just gives me homosexual vibes. His penis is on his booty right here. You're absolutely right. Right. That ain't right. It's supposed to symbolize penis. That's not even dad bod. That's giving like, boar, Simon, and Garfunkel. Yeah. He didn't even hesitate. Yeah, they look like Bert and Ernie. Selena Gomez hater. Team Haley. You know, I always have to go with, um, my people. So what do you mean by your people? Um, Caucasian. That's a staple in the South. Okay. You always got to have your morning sweet tea. It usually gives me the shits, but I can't help that. I love the taste of it. So, right? Yeah. I just be [ __ ] away. Proud Boys. Love them. Love them. I've been trying to get with one of them, but all right. Um, he's married. Um, try to push his wife down the stairs. Yeah, that's neither here nor there, though. MLK, [ __ ] him. He was actually a preacher. I think. I'm sure he was in the black church. Oh, yeah. That's not real. You know, they just do too much in the air. I went to one once. They were jumping and shouting and right doing all kinds of things. I thought that was devil worship. They're like, jumping around, catching the Holy Spirit. I don't understand that. So black church equals demon? I wouldn't say demon. It's just like, it's just buffoonery. So MLK's a buffoon? The biggest. The biggest. This is Jay Leno in a hyperbolic chamber after getting burned. Well, it looks like he's wearing a dress to me, right? And gloves. And I think that might just might be homosexual activity. I love the Easter Bunny because it symbolizes, um, joy and happiness. Looks like a homosexual to me. Oh, no. And what is that god-awful shirt he's wearing? I like it. I think he looks good. He looks like Pugsley from Addams Family. I think he looks awesome. I think he looks disgusted. I want to thank you, Terry Joe, for being here. We have another guest coming on. Our pleasure. Can we pound it? Or is that no good? Pound me? You want to pay on me? No, pound it. Oh, I don't know. Go away.