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Bro, I wish I could play violin.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
Bro, you can literally play any song you want and people will love it.
See, actually, no, I can't because I want to play these hard classical pieces, but no one's ever heard of them. So, instead, I have to play these pop songs that have three notes in them.
Okay.
Well, I wish I was musically gifted like you. You know, I don't go outside, right? Because I'm sitting in here practicing. That's not talent. That's torture.
Well, playing music makes you more attractive.
Does this look like a guitar or piano to you? This screams narcissist nerd. It's basically a woman repellent.
Oh, so this thing kind of consumes you and destroys your life.