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What's up guys, everything good, everything correct, and I'm glad. Today I think it would be appropriate to make a prank call. It's been a while since I've made one, and honestly, I feel like it. I've been looking online and found the number of a computer technician. My goal is to mess with him a bit, pretend to be a client of his and tell him that, well, since he touched my computer, several things aren't working. Let's see how this goes and if it turns out well in the end. I had to let the cat in because he opens the door for me, so he won the battle, he managed to be here. Uh, uh, he says that [Music] Yes, yes, hello, good. Am I speaking with Javier? Yes, tell me. It's me. Uh, look, uh, I have a little problem. The other day, well, recently you fixed my computer, and I have some problems. You, you're the one from Vallecas? Yes, correct. Yes, you remember, right? Yes, yes, okay. It's just that I have a few little problems. I was wondering if you could give me a little hand, okay? But normally, call me from Monday to Friday. I'll solve it. Yes, yes, I know today is a day off and all, but it's quite urgent. Tell me, tell me. Okay, well, look, it turns out that I don't know what you did to me, well, well, since you touched my computer, the Windows calculator works very badly. It does calculations as it pleases. I put in 5 + 5 and it gives me 27.32, madness. That'll be because you're carrying over the operation. Make sure to set it to zero at the beginning. No, I'm not carrying anything over, I'm not carrying anything over. I just put in the calculation, 5 + 5, and it gives me 27.3. I'm telling you, it's crazy. I work doing tax returns. If I make a mistake with one number with one person and I send it, my colleague from Zelda with Pantoja, I don't want that. You want that? Look, that's very strange, what's happening to you with the calculator. Check carefully that you're not carrying over any previous operation. You hacked my calculator. How? You hacked my Windows calculator. Hacked my Windows calculator? Of course. Before you touched the computer, it worked perfectly. I did my calculations calmly. You hacked me. I formatted the computer right away. I mean, no, I didn't hack the Windows calculator or anything. You probably did it to be funny, a little mischievous with your friends. You hacked it for me. Let's see, uh, do you know what you're saying? Oh, man, I'm saying what I see. I do calculations here, and if it doesn't work well, and this used to work well, before you put your paws on my computer. It'll be, it'll be some error, but I didn't hack the calculator. But what error could there be? What error could there be? This is a very simple program. You don't need to have a master's degree here either. But you, you put something in to alter the, the, the, well, the programming of this, of this program, you know, of this application. I'm telling you, if you want, call me on Wednesday, when I can, I'll come to your house and we'll look at it, if you want, more calmly. But there's nothing to look at. I want you to remove the hack remotely that you put on me, because I know you put it on me, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid. I spoke with my cousin, my cousin, you understand? My cousin already understands these things, and he told me, "Hey, they put a hack on your calculator here, remove it remotely." I have to work. Have some respect. Let your cousin fix that for you. Okay. Pay. Look, I'm asking you nicely to remove that hack you put on me. But how am I going to remove a hack that I didn't put on, and nothing that I did on your computer? The only thing I did was format the computer, that's all. Besides, let your cousin fix everything else. Listen to me, listen to me, spinach, you're a spinach. Listen to me for a second. I used to play Minesweeper online, now it doesn't even find games. What did you do? But, but what are you telling me about Minesweeper? What did you do? Did you close the ports or something? You didn't close the ports for me, but what ports? You have to open those yourself. But why would you close something for me if I have to open it later? Spinach, but why would I, why would I close it? You closed the ports for me. Why would I close them if the only thing I did was format your computer? You didn't tell me anything. But before, the calculator worked like hell. Minesweeper, it's just that as soon as I put those paws of yours on it, and this works very badly. Besides, besides, spinach, listen to me for a second. Spinach, listen to me for a second. I had my pictures here, my images, my cousin's communion photos from Jaén. Now where are they? My God. What do you mean, my God? Your cousin? But let's see, if I format the computer without you telling me to back it up, you're responsible for everything that was on the computer. Where are those photos? What are you saying? Your cousin's photos, where are those photos? Well, you know. You saved them on some storage device. No? Then it's your problem. You can't tell me anything about your cousin's photos from Jaén because I didn't even know they were there, and I didn't know anything. I formatted the computer, period. As you told me, period. What do you mean, what do you mean, you're telling me I lost those photos? Of course. You know what happened. It was the only copy in the family. You just left a child without their communion photos. You're really messed up, man. No, no, I'm not messed up. And now what do I tell that girl? You're really messed up. No, what do I tell that girl? Hey, there are no more communion photos. You lost the photos, and that's it. No, no, no, you deleted them. You're an internet terrorist. You came to my house to screw up my life, to ruin me. What terrorist? Screw up your life? You're an idiot. You're an internet terrorist, that's what you are. Where are my cousin's photos? But look, at Christmas I have to go to Jaén, and I have to take them to her. So you better start recovering those photos. It's Christmas, you're going to leave a child without gifts. But what kind of person are you, touching things? What kind of childhood did you have, spinach, you're a [ __ ]. You're a [ __ ], man, you're a [ __ ]. I've had enough of putting up with your nonsense. What [ __ ] are you saying? To save me a few bucks? Then buy a Casio calculator. Buy Battleship and play with your cousin. Listen, listen, spinach, to save me a few bucks and not take it to a serious place, you are, look what you've done to me. You've left a child at Christmas, Santa Claus must be crying right now, thinking about you, you shameless person. You're going to get a [ __ ] in the ass, man. What are you going to give? What are you going to give? Look, listen to me for a second. Tomorrow is Monday. Yes. There's a long weekend, right, or something like that? Yes. Well, I don't give a [ __ ]. Erase all your plans because tomorrow I'm coming to your house, okay? Come to my house, I'm going to... Look, you don't have a long weekend tomorrow. For starters, you're going to be there fixing my calculator, you're going to open the ports so they don't close again, and you're going to recover my cousin's photos from Jaén, or else the communion will be repeated, and you'll be the photographer and take them again. You've just [ __ ] up the childhood of an innocent girl. [ __ ] You're a no, not a subnormal. Now, now what do we do? What solution do you give me? I'll give you a solution. You're the [ __ ] mouth. Go to your cousin and have him fix the hack you have on your Windows calculator to do whatever the hell you want with the [ __ ] calculator. Buy a Casio, you should. Listen to me. Look, listen. Uh, listen, listen for a moment. Listen. You're making me very nervous. Listen to me for a second, spinach. Look, I just typed a five, okay? I just typed a five, another five, equals 37. What's wrong is the calculator that you hacked. You're laughing at me, right, spinach? What are you making up this [ __ ] [ __ ] for, to get your money back? It's not that I don't want you to talk to me about Minesweeper online and the calculator. What do I do now? You're a [ __ ] shameless person, man. Go to hell. I'm coming for you, spinach. Tomorrow I'll be there. Wait. Listen to me. You're going to invite me to eat and everything. Look. Of course you're going to eat. Of course I'm going to eat. No, uh, no salad or anything [ __ ] like that. That's for cows. A good steak. A steak, yes, you're going to get one, yes. A steak, for sure. Dessert, dessert I'll bring, because it'll be a good coffee with some good pastries, okay? You're a [ __ ] man. But come if you have [ __ ]. Dessert I'll bring. Tomorrow we'll see each other, spinach. Go, go practice all night, okay? Go look online for how to remove a hack, how to remove a calculator hack, shameless person. Spinach, you [ __ ] idiot. Your [ __ ] mother. Go [ __ ] your [ __ ] mother, man. I curse your [ __ ] mother, man. You imagine you're a computer technician, you're at home calmly, and a client calls you and tells you you hacked their Windows calculator. Let's see, movie intro. This is a topic that you've been asking me about all week, and the truth is that the email has crashed. I, the truth is, I knew that quite a few people would want a ticket, but I didn't imagine such an incredible volume of people, to the point that, boom, it crashed. Even Gmail called me and said, "Hey, what's going on here? You've taken down a server, it's imploded." So I spoke with the production company, and we've thought of another way to give out the tickets. We're going to give out the tickets in three batches. Today I'll give out 100, on Wednesday I'll give out another 100, and next Sunday the last 100. Today I'll give out the tickets to the first 100 people who send an email to this address: auronplayentradas, saying the exact moment, the exact second of the trailer when my voice sounds. In the email, you have to put your name, last name, and phone number because the production company will call you to confirm everything. I won't, the production company will call you. Name, last name, phone number, and the second in which my voice sounds in the trailer. I'll leave the trailer for you down here. Good luck, and see you on Wednesday. Uh, Vegeta, uh, Vegeta. He's not a very normal guy, but he tries to make us enjoy. He eats a lot of vegetables, and his name is Vegeta. Vegeta, Vegeta, you're the best YouTuber.