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Pharaoh: The following cartoon is based on real events. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent.
All: Nngggh!
Joey: Hey, why ain't you guys helping?
Téa: Get back to work, slave!
Bakura: I've got a bloody good idea! Let's use my gaydar in order to locate some gay people! They'll be able to help us.
Tristan: Why would there be gay people down here?
Joey: Gay people like to hibernate in caves. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
Téa: Joey, that's bats.
Joey: Bats. Gay people. Same thing.
Bakura: It seems my evil ring was pointing to this room.
Joey: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! Bakura actually did something useful!
*Y.M.C.A - Village People*
Bakura: Oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people.
*song continues in background*
Joey: There is a slight possibility.
*Y.M.C.A - Village People*
Kaiba: My brother is being held hostage, but I don't really feel like running. So I'm just gonna walk briskly towards Pegasus' castle. Besides, he's probably okay.
Mokuba: I can't feel my legs...
Kaiba: This picture reminds me of when Mokuba and I were just small children.
*Muppet Babies theme*
♪ Kaiba Babies, we make our dreams come true! ♫
Kaiba: We lived in an orphanage because I had fired our parents. It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules. Mokuba was often bullied. And when you're getting picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser.
Lil' Seto: Here's your toy back, Mokuba. That'll be five bucks.
Kaiba: Whenever we felt slightly less miserable, we would play chess. But since it didn't involve dragons or expensive holograms, I found it extremely boring.
Lil' Mokuba: I love you big brother.
Lil' Seto: Kay thanks.
Kaiba: That's odd. My kaiba senses are tingling.
Hair Guy: Attention duelists! My hair is... being assaulted!
Kaiba: Idiot. Next time you sneak up on somebody, try keeping your mouth shut.
Hair Guy: I knew those child grabbing classes were a waste of money!
Para: We are the brothers Para-dox.
Dox: And we love wearing women's frocks.
Para: As villains go we are kinda lame.
Dox: But never mind that, let's play a card game!
Yami: We have to duel these guys as a team, Joey! That means you do everything I say. You got that?
Joey: -Duhhh.. Okay.
Para: We are villains who like to rhyme.
Dox: In fact, we do it all the time.
Para: You may think it's rather crass.
Dox: But you can stick your cards right up your nose.
Para: You were supposed to say ass, brother. I thought we rehearsed this.
Yami: Leave it to Beaver Warrior!
Para: Wall Shadow! Destroy his Beaver Warrior!
Joey: Let this be a lesson to you, Yugh. Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed.
Yami: You're right, Joey. My beaver was on full display. Next time I'll take better care of my beaver.
Téa: I didn't know Yugi had a beaver.
Hair Guy: Attention duelists! My hair has security clearance to get through this door!
Kaiba: Why do you keep saying "Attention duelists"? I'm the only other person here.
Hair Guy: Hey, shut up! It's what I do, okay?
*Everyone loves Magical Trevor – Mr Weebl*
Para: You have tricked us with your magic box.
Dox: We invite you to suck on our co
Bakura: Cor Blimey! That was a smashing maneuver! Good show, chaps!
Tristan: Stop being so British!
Kaiba: So this is about the hundred and seventy-eighth time my brother's been kidnapped. Thanks for listening, by the way. It feels good to get this stuff off my chest.
Hair Guy: Attention duelist! My hair is definitely not leading you into a trap!
Kaiba: Listen, if you say one more thing about your hair, I'm gonna shave it off!
Hair Guy: You wouldn't have the guts!
Kaiba: Try me, big boy!
Para: Against our Gate Guardian you stand no chance,
Dox: I'm not wearing any underpants.
Para: Is that true, brother, or are you just rhyming?
Dox: I didn't want to throw off our timing. But it is true.
Pharaoh: Joey. It's time for a surprise attack.
Joey: No worries Yug, I got your back
Pharaoh: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?
Joey: Don't ask me. I ain't got a clue.
Pharaoh: This is like something out of Dr. Seuss!
Téa: I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose.
Bakura: Everyone seems to have gone all rhyme-y.
Tristan: Shut the hell up, you stupid limey!
Kaiba: So you wanna catch a movie later, or...
Hair Guy: Rejected!
*alarm*
Kaiba: The alarm! What the hell have you done?!
*alarm*
Hair Guy: That's for threatening my hair!
*alarm*
Kaiba: I'll never forgive you for this! ..Whoever you are..
Pharaoh: I activate a spell that allows our monsters to trade places. Which would be completely useless in any other situation.
Joey: Our phasers are at the ready, Captain!
Yami: Make it so, number one!
*PEW PEW PEW*
Téa: All right, they won!
Tristan: Now they've got all 10 star chips.
Bakura: And you know what that means?
All: This crappy tournament is almost over!
Para: It seems that we ran out of luck!
Dox: It's just a card game, who gives a f
Mokuba: Big brother! You came to rescue me again! What the hell took you so long?
Pegasus: Hello, Kaiba-boy. I've been expecting you.
Kaiba: Pegasus! I'm gonna make you pay for stealing my cards!
Mokuba: And for kidnapping me, right, Seto?
Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba. Mommy and Daddy are talking.
Pegasus: I'm afraid your princess is in another castle, Kaiba Boy...
Mokuba (slight echo): Big brother!
Kaiba: What have you done now?
Pegasus: I turned Mokuba into a monster card! And he doesn't have any attack or defense points!
Kaiba: You sick bastard! That makes him even more worthless than Kuriboh! Please! I'll do anything! Just don't release that card to the general public.
Pegasus: In that case I want you to have a rematch with Yugi-boy. And this time you have to win.
Kaiba: I'll do it. But only to avenge the death of my little brother!
Mokuba: But I'm not dead, Seto.
Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.
*Muppet Babies by Tranzformer*
*Victory Fanfare - Final Fantasy VI*