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Seven-figure salary, right? Already said morning routine. Yes, that includes some sort of exercise with group accountability as well as some sort of very high nutrition. I'm going to say smoothie at least five to ten. I feel like that's generous. I need him to be obviously in very good shape. I need him to have a full head of hair. That's very important to me. Okay. Be a Christian, but not take it too seriously. Like I don't want to have to go to church every Sunday, but I also want I don't want to get into fights over religion either.
Sure. Of course. I want his him to have an impeccable wardrobe. I want his suits to be tailored. Mhm. I want him to look good in greens and blues because those are complimentary to what I look good in. Absolutely no jewelry. Okay. Absolutely no tattoos. Okay. Unless the only tattoo that would be acceptable would be a very small tattoo if he were in a secret society at an Ivy League university and was forced to get a tattoo that I would make a pass for. He was forced.
I want him to be from a good family. I'll know that what that means when I see it or what more more well said. I'll know what wouldn't satisfy that criteria when I see it. Okay. Urban married, no kids. I want to be his first wife. Our children are going to be his only children. Mhm. No allergies. Has to like animals. I would prefer that he's a cat person, but if he's a dog person, that's okay.
I think that's it. How soon can you find the man that satisfies this checklist? A week. This is an example of a woman that men don't even get mad about because they very much know the reality of the situation and she's not going to find a man that checks all these boxes or even half of these boxes. So, it's not even triggering to men, but it's one of those things that you can't help but watch. It's like watching somebody eat something that sat out for ten hours and they know it. They're fully aware, but they refuse to believe you when you tell them that is going to make you sick. You can't help but watch it happen and then watch them run to the bathroom and hospital a few hours.