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Sufiyana pek [music] [music] Sufiyana sa ka phone kyun nahin lag raha [music] hai humein to laga aap ke bare mein pata lagne ke baad fauran vapas chalaega kahan ho tum jaar [music] kahin aisa to nahin ki saaran ko hamari sachchai pata chal gayi hai aur issilie woh nahin nahin nahin nahin nahin aisa nahin ho sakta jaar unko hamari sachchai nahin pata chal sakti tu to aspatal gaya hai na tu par to kisi ko hamare bare mein nahin pata hai nahin hum hum phir se phone karte hain woh aata hi hoga [music] [music] khade khade mera muh kya de kursi leke ao [music] [music] jaake madam humne aapka kaam kar diya ab hamare jo paise hain woh humko de dijiye o bhai banda uthane se thodi kidnapping puri ho jati hai mere paise aane do tumhare de dungi aur waise bhi kaam jo aadha chhod ke aaye tum log woh us driver ko maar ke kahin phenka kyun nahin kisi ne dekh liya to khair chhodo jao tum mere liye thanda leke ao ji madam [music] so ja aaram se so ja jaar shah gazi run shah gazi matlab meri jaar naal gal hogayi usne report le li bas aa apni neend puri kar mujhe waise bhi koi jaldi nahin hai main tab tak ek karke ati hun yeh to gazi iska beta hai mujhe iski help karni hogi yeh [music] lej pata nahin ki reh gaya aag de bare sunkar to ghabara gaya si ab dekho itni der hogayi abhi tak nahin aaya hai gazala bhabhi runa bhabhi kya hua muskaan kya hua woh grabar bahar behos pada hai uske upar kisi ne hamla kar diya hai kya ya allah jaar ka hai muskana woh thik to hai na use kuch hua to nahin na khuda jaane bibi jaar bhai bahar nahin hai aur unki gadi bhi hai gazala bhabhi main kab se phone try kar rahi hun phone nahin utha ra ab chup ho jai baman bhai gaye na dekh rahe hain aap chacha abbu maman bhai sir nadim bhai aap police ko call kijiye please ji nadim hamare ghar ke bahar CCTV cameras bhi to lage hain na haan haan ammi CCTV footage check karte hain haan abbu [music] [music] ru yeh footage hum police ko de dete hain taki woh jalad se jalad car ka pata laga le gazal bhabhi jaroon ka ek photo la do aiye [music] bhabhi main apna wallet leke aata hun itni baar ka vapas chalo vapas chalo tum nahin mane [music] kya karein hum kahan dhundhe tumhe kaun hai yeh log [music] [music] mera number block kiya hua hai yeh kya modern day girlfriend boyfriend wala tamasha chal raha hai mera number block kiya hua hai na number block kar diya itni jurat sabina ka number koi balak nahin [music] karta [music] hello hello maman miya sabina tum [music] tumhari dikkat kya hai kyun hamare pichhe padi ho masi jaar ke abbu ko kyun phone kar rahi hai kyunki mujhe pata chala ki aap bahut dard mein jaar ko kisne kidnap kar liya nahin abhi tak CCTV f [music] ek minute tumhein kaise pata chala ki jaroom kidnap hua hai humne to nahin bataya beshak aapne to mujhe nahin bataya to phir sabina ko kaise pata chala to sochne wali baat [music] hai aapne kya socha tha ma do lakh rupay dekar aap mujhse pichha chhuda le aise hi khamosh baith jaungi haan tum tum kahna kya chahti ho kya tumne jaar ko kidnap kiya jaar tumhare pass hai mamun miya wa se sehat ke liye achcha nahin [music] hota waise aapki sehat aur sharir to donon mashallah se bahut hi hot par filhaal mudde se na bhatakte hue seedhe point par aate hain aisa karein ki 2 lakh rupay lekar aajaye aur apne bete ko le jaye warna bhool jaye use aur haan police ko ittila karne ki galti nahin kijiyega yeh kisi ke liye bhi achcha nahin hoga sina [music] ki itni himmat unhone unhone hamare saaron ko haath [music] lagaya bahut bada gunah kiya aapne masi bahut bada [music] gunah hum kabhi maaf nahin karenge aapko hum kabhi maaf nahin [music] karenge chaliye ma bhai hum akele jayenge aise mein aapka akele jana sahi nahin hai main aapke saath humne kaha na apne bete ko akele lekar aayenge hum kisi ki zarurat nahin hai yeh ho gaya mam na achanak kyun aisi baatein kar rahe ho [music] tusi are bag mein ki hai [music] mam maman bhai aapko k kidnapping kar hamare beta hai use vapas lane ke liye humein kisi aur ki zarurat nahin hai aur gazra hum tumse wada karte hain saaron ko sahi salamat vapas lekar aayenge agar is waqt humein jane do please [music] [praise] [music] [music] a [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] mister jaar hi i am doctor sharma pata nahin tha doctor itni achchi boxing karte hain [music] aap jaante in logon ko anyway main aapke ghar se nikal raha tha maine dekha yeh log aapko gadi mein jabardasti daal aiye main aapko aapke ghar chhod deta hun by the way aapke ghar mein kayanat ka checkup karne gaya tha kam shukar hai bach gayi main saaran ko nazar nahin aayi dekho jaar police mein phone karne ki zarurat nahin hai ha to aapne kiya yeh sab kya kya kiya maine kayanat ke kamre mein aapne aag lagwai na kya bakwas kar rahe ho main kyun lagwau bhanji hai woh meri jhute mat boliye aap kayanat ke kamre mein aapne aag lagwai mujhe aapne kidnap kiya chahti kya hai aap is sawal ka jawab na jaake apne abbu se pucho mera nahin dimaag kharab karo infact apni ammi se bhi puch lena ek hi sawal ka jawab to woh bhi de denge bada lagta hai tumhari ammi ko ki main tumhare baap par dore daal rahi hun waise itna bura idea nahin hai hai to woh bhi kaafi handsome bahrahhaal yeh sawal jawab jaake na apne abbu se karo woh batayenge tumhein ki maine yeh sab kyun kiya hai detail mein jawab denge aap na baat karne layak nahin hai jaiye aaj to masi ki khaal udhar ke rakh denge kahan ja rahi hai saaran ko dhundhne sultana ammi ne mana kiya hai tujhe ghar se bahar jane ke liye kyun bekar mein jid kar rahi hai jo kahna hai kahe mujhe fark nahin padta tu ja yahan se mujhe pata bhi nahin tha ki tu jaar ke liye itni diwani hai tujhe andaja bhi nahin hai meri mohabbat ka jaar saarna kya saaru [music] tu tum thik ho na tumhe kuch hua to nahin na bata main kitna dar gayi thi na gunde le gayi na fir the doctor sharma de naal unhone hi bachaya mujhe [music] actually jab main yahan se nikal raha tha to maine dekha [music] ki aur hum sab yahan par aaye sirf kayanat ke liye nahin aap jaaron ke liye bhi aaj farishta banke aaye [music] thanks charun is report ke bare mein doctor ne aapse kuch kaha nahin kayanat thik to ho jayegi na doctor yeh report dekh ke lag raha hai ki kayanat ka dimaag thik se function nahin kar raha hai shayad woh brain dead hai [music] sufiyana pesh sufiyana [music]