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I'm not trying to hate and [ __ ], but I got to ask cuz why Gojo leave me in charge when he gone and [ __ ]? Cuz he said so. Really? Cuz he's right. Those are the words straight out of his mouth. A [ __ ] trying to hit the mall. Let them know me in charge while I'm gone. Is there any specific reason, [ __ ]? Cuz I said something.
Now that that's out the way, follow the lead and everything should go smoothly from here on out. Y'all in good hands. Yeah, if we go this way, we should be good. [ __ ] this [ __ ] look way smaller on the outside.
Now, listen, man. Cut. I just want to backtrack to what I said earlier about not wanting to hate on you, cuz that's not what this is. But when I walk into a one-story building and that [ __ ] turned into a three-story freaky deicky dungeon on the inside, it makes me think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, SOMEBODY ELSE SHOULD HAVEING been in charge, cuz all that. Come on, bro. Some type of leader you are, cuz you don't see me HAVING AING PANIC ATTACK RIGHT NOW.
WAIT. HUH? OH, hell no. Bro, don't start, man. They in here sawing in half, cuz just leave it alone, gang. Yeah, just look at THE [ __ ] I'M SAYING LEAVE IT ALONE, [ __ ]. You deaf or something?
Hey, I don't know who you call yourself, little boy with this grab and [ __ ], but you picked the right one today, C. Oh, now you pressing, huh? Wasn't you just about to piss yourself when we first walked IN THIS [ __ ]? WELL, MAKE A MOVE THEN, C. [ __ ] I [ __ ] A [ __ ] KEEP PLAYING. COME ON, MR. CRASH OUT OF WAR. [ __ ] I'LL SCREAM ROSES ARE RED AND ADD YOU TO THE POEM PACK. NOW'S NOT THE TIME to be ARGUING AND [ __ ] [ __ ] COME ON. THIS AIN'T ABOUT YOU, C.
WAIT, GANG. Where'd she go? WE GOT TO GO, BRO. WHAT'S THE WORD? ONLY HOMIE IS YOU TOO CLOSE my head. [screaming] Godamn. What's the word? Bro, is this it? Am I about to die in this [ __ ]? MAN, YOU GOT TO GO. [ __ ] I hope Yugji okay. Damn. You getting packed up, little left, man. Make a move. Did I tell you I hate frogs? Want me to leave you to die? Damn C strong AS [ __ ]. DON'T matter cuz what's the word?
LET ME FLEX ON YOU REAL QUICK. All right, little [ __ ]. You got us looking soft as [ __ ]. So, let me slide past you real quick, young [ __ ]. You get to live to slide another day. See, I was just going to go about my business and let your ass leave, but now THAT [screaming]
BRO, this ain't done yet. Enough of the [ __ ]. Let's finish this domain expansion. Get that to work, bro. Now I'm worried. Is this [ __ ] okay or not? Backwatch. Ain't no way you really thought it was a chance that little [ __ ] was going to survive. What you do with Yuji? He gone, [ __ ]. What? You had too much heart. So now this [ __ ] got to go.
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And to top it off. Oh, you trifling ass [ __ ]. Oh, now throw your set up, young. Throw them hands up. I want TO SEE YOU CRASH OUT. OH [ __ ] OH, YOU AIN'T HEAR ME. THROW THAT [ __ ] UP. GOD DAMN. NO, YOU AIN'T SAFE. NOW, do I got to tell your ass to crash out again? Cuz at this point, you just disrespected your OG. Well, it then this how we going to do this. Yeah, CRASH OUT. SHOW ME SOMETHING. Roses are red. Weapons against me won't prosper.
Welcome back, C. Man, C, don't go crashing out over little old me. C, you should never let these [ __ ] get you out of body like that, C. Now, do me a favor and pull one out for a [ __ ] [ __ ]. For real? So, you telling me he gone? Gone? Yeah, he gone, bro. So, like T dead and gone? I said he gone.
Ain't no way I'm about to be sitting here crying over a banging ass like this. This some [ __ ]. Yeah, you not wrong, bro. Damn, Cuz fix your face. Y'all looking like somebody died or something. Yes, [ __ ]. Your just died. Newport 100. Why the was I supposed to know that?
Who these? That's my cousin and our homeboys, Panda and Inumaki. They're a great above us, but the only one that acts like they got some sense is Daddy Uda. But he on a journey to find himself or some [ __ ] in Africa right now. Our bad gang. Rest in peace, Eugi.
Man, what y'all want? We just wanted to invite you guys to the sister school exchange event. And what exactly are we exchanging? Pure unadulterated hands. If y'all think y'all about that life, then join in. But just know this [ __ ] ain't for the week. So y'all going to keep crying or get in the field? Let's do it.
You talking like these regular dularers? What I'm supposed to do? Slide with no plan. You think I'm crazy or something? Nah, I think you [ __ ]. If you really want to slide on and shake up the streets, you got to do two things. Look, I do whatever. Just know I'm with the smoke. First, you got to go ban for band with the rich Gojo. But with the way your pockets are set up, I wouldn't recommend it. And second, you got to get a real nod from the trap guy soup. Then you could really slide.
Hold up. I thought that little [ __ ] [ __ ] was dead. So how the I'm supposed to get a knob from Suka now. [ __ ] You can believe he did if you want. I'mma say this one more time. C. Give me my body back. [ __ ] you don't belong here. Last time I checked, I brought your ungrateful ass back to life. And you was STILL THE REASON I DIED ANYWAY. SO GIVE ME MY BODY BACK OR I'MMA TAKE IT BACK. HUH? Here we go. NOW MAKE A MOVE. C.
You talk too goddamn much, little [ __ ]. You can't do no better than this weak ass [ __ ]. Little [ __ ]. Come on, man. What kind of weird [ __ ] this little? Yeah, I got you, [ __ ]. Weave. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]. You'll never touch the trap. God, [ __ ] you.
Now, what was you saying? You really think I let that [ __ ] slide in my domain? Now, this is disrespectful, C. What the is the domain? It's the place where I run [ __ ]. It's like I brought you to my block but inside my head.
Okay, let's make a deal, little [ __ ]. You accept my conditions, then I promise I'll bring us back to life. [ __ ] I'm a thug. I ain't making no pinky promise. This ain't no pinky promise, [ __ ]. It's a binding vow. It's like putting some on your mama or on your hood. If I break this promise, I give up in the process. So, I got two conditions. One, whenever I say switch, you'll give me control for a minute. And two, you'll never remember that we even had this conversation.
You trying to use my body to blow the whole hood up. I ain't falling for that, C. I shouldn't have to take this from a dead, but how about this? In that minute, I won't harm and kill nobody. That sound good, [ __ ] [ __ ] You know what, C? Maybe I should trust you. Long as you promise not to hurt nobody for work. I'll get up and shake on it, C. Let me up. All right, you bet. I'm glad you came to your senses, little [ __ ].
Now, let's get down to business, man. I tell you it's one thing about you old cut. What you talking about? Y'all [ __ ] phone for anything. I said THIS MY BODY, [ __ ] YOU AIN'T DOING [ __ ]. All right, little [ __ ]. We'll do it like this then. You win this challenge and I'll bring us back with no vow. Gun to your head. Name me a booy song. Oh, that's easy, Kh. Wipe me down. That's a feature, man.
I hate this [ __ ]. Eugi was supposed to be one of them, bro. I would give anything just to hear that talk that little stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] one more time. For real. [ __ ] I'm back. But why the [ __ ] I'm naked? This [ __ ] weird. But [ __ ] you kind of bad mama. I ain't too mad at it. Look at that. They really can't hold a [ __ ] down, huh? Gojo kind. All right, this [ __ ] just got weird again.
All right, then. What's the plan? I recommend we catch black, leaving the crib, at the library, or at a function or something. That would be the best time to sign and then I go ban for band with Gojo. No, I wouldn't go bad for bad with Gojo if I was you. You better off getting him locked up or something. You, bro, I got baby. You could try if you want, but you got on Mexican Jay's. That footwork tells me you do not got to back that [ __ ] up. [ __ ]
WHO THE YOU TALKING TO? THEY REALLY THINK I'M ABOUT TO SERVE SOMEBODY WHO'S TALKING TO THEMSELVES. I'LL POP OUT RIGHT NOW. MOMS, THEY SAY MY GOLDFISH GOT CO, so I GOT TO GO. WAIT, WHAT? OH, I'M OUT OF HERE, MAN. You and that go, man. I'll pull up on that after we eat and [ __ ]. Speaking of, where the my food? How the I'm supposed to slide on an empty stomach? Hey, bro. Relax. EITHER I'MMA GET MY FOOD or I'mma LIGHT THIS [ __ ] UP. You really going to pull a strap cuz got to WAIT ON FOOD? HELL YEAH. NOW I want Let me apologize for the inconvenience. Your food will be out. You should have went to waffle. How the we going to get our food, right?
I hate my pull up on Go dojo. Tell that your B for Before we get you back in the field, I got to make sure you ready to slide like you never slid before. And I'm talking about the type of training that makes the realest of real shed tears and run back to their mamas. Now, are you ready for that? I'm with whatever, C. What I got to do? You got to watch all the hood classics movies, C. And you got to watch them with this bear. I'm a little too old for stuffed animals, C. Yeah, that's one of Principal Yaga's bears. You know how they get down. If you can control your curse energy, that little [ __ ] won't beat on you. Now you do that while watching some hood classics, you going to be a brand new [ __ ] by the time we finish this. Now, what you watching first? Turn on something with action cuz you said he killed Helen. Jennifer, I need you to listen to me. Heal me. All right, then I'll tell you everything after. He didn't tell you what he did, huh? Helen didn't deserve that. AND HE DESTROYED IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. THIS [ __ ] getting good, cuz Mark. Oh no, C. For real. Bro, you lying cuz Oh [ __ ] This [ __ ] I'm just trying to watch the movie cuz I would have turned on Anime House, but this was already a pretty shameless plug. Anyway, Yuji, I got to slide out real quick. Okay, C. And you better not turn that [ __ ] off. It's a part of your training. All right, C. Any chance you'll turn this off now? It's been on repeat since we got in the car. let you turn my Mario off and I'mma flip this whole [ __ ] over. Never mind. My bad.
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Hey, pull over. Pull off real quick and spin around the block a few times. I got you. Here we go. Let's do it. GO FOR what you say. [music] SAY GO FOR BED. WHAT THE POCKETS HITTING FOR [ __ ] SEE, I knew [ __ ] didn't want no smoke, [ __ ]. I got paper. I wasn't that banned for ban too easy. You ain't winning [ __ ] [ __ ]
Now hold the up, [ __ ]. I know I'm not tripping. You should be dead right now. Well, too bad cuz you missed. Now I literally just watched you die. I know I can't let you welfare warriors touch a rich ass flexing ass [ __ ] like myself. But what you just felt was [music] infinity or more so the infinite amount of bands I have compared to your poor parched pockets. Do you always dick load yourself like this? Don't worry, Broky. You'll be riding it soon enough. Hoes, why don't you come here and see if you can lay one of those frugal fingers [music] on me? I'll let you feel the difference between our wallets for yourself. [ __ ] I came here for smoke. You making me feel real uncomfortable right now. Well, in that case, let's give you a taste of something you can't afford. Wait, what? Reverse paper text. Louis Vuitton red. My bad. I had to go grab my young [ __ ] real quick so I can make sure I really flex on you. Oh, so you need an audience to show out. No, broke [ __ ]. There's some [ __ ] he got to learn and this the perfect place to do it cuz Gojo don't cut with a flex on you either way, [ __ ].
Man, all this yapping, it's still smoke. Call that talking and pop your domain in. Just watch this, Eugi. Let's get domain expansion. Satan smoke sanctuary. Smoke ain't never over, [ __ ]. What you're seeing now is a domain expansion. It's kind of like bringing your block with you wherever you fighting at cuz you definitely gain the advantage. And if your ops in here, it's guaranteed you going to hit them [ __ ]. Now, there's several ways to deal with a domain. Here's my favorite. Cuz when a [ __ ] feel like he's safe on his block, you got to blow the [ __ ] spot up. Domain expansion. Limitless B. How does one n have this much paper? You should be getting pocket checked, but it looks like you already figured out the truth. That to me, you're all broke. So that ban for ban [ __ ] and get your paper.