GABBIE CARTER’S FIRST & ONLY PODCAST EVER… ON PILLOW TALK

I'm like, "I wish I was more confident." That's Damon's new girlfriend, and she's so funny and probably impressive. Jesus Christ. Wait, let me see next. Good for you, Damon. She's hot, right? She's really hot. And she's so cool. And you know what she was doing? Oh, she that hot IRL. Hotter. Oh, she'll tell you this. It's uh, what? She she's like, she worked at a car dealership as like an auto girl. No. Okay. She had no idea she was hot. Hot in real life. She's the best. She's the best. That's how you know. And they locked it down. And she's funny. Let's call Damon right now. Let's call him up. [screaming] Yeah. Yeah. You [laughter] know him. He might know me, apparently. Can we FaceTime him? Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it right now. Okay. He doesn't have an Android. I'll put him on the show. Spencer Porn Star LA. I can't. One. Spencer. That's Spencer. I mean, no, he got his bald been around forever. Zack. No, the bald guy that's been around forever. Yeah. Apparently, he follows me and people are like, "Oh my god, are you a porn star cuz Johnny?" Hey, Damon Dice. Damon Dice. You're on Pillow Talk right now. Damon Dice. Pillow Talk. Yes, sir. There he is. Okay, this is Keith Chambers. Hello. And I just asked a beautiful blonde hair, blue-eyed, first time appearing on the show. Guess. I just asked, "Who is your number one favorite male talent to work with?" Green eyes. Sorry. Green eyes and blonde hair. And she said, "My number one is Damon Dice." Guess who? Who is it? I don't want to. Blonde hair. Blonde hair. Green eyes. Yeah. And and many old titties. She's just our type. Big old titties. I need contact. Huge tits. Like the biggest back in the day. The best. They've always been. She retired in 2022. Uh, Nicest tits. Gorgeous. Like I want to stuff my face in them right now. No. [laughter] Say hello. Say hello. Demon. Literally. Put him in the mic. Put him in the mic. Okay. Anytime. Put him in the mic like this. He is in the mic. Like this. Hi. Hold. Hold. No. No. No. [laughter] Like this. Oh, okay. No. Literally anytime someone asks me who my favorite male fell is, I'm like, "Oh my god, Damon D is. I love him. I love." You're amazing. I was I was your first team, wasn't I? First personal. Sorry. You were like my third. Okay. [laughter] Oh, maybe. I wasn't the first. The body language when she talks to him. Yeah, she's into him. You get all nervous and kind of cute. No, dude. Stop. Yeah, I did. Did you Did you show Ryan your golf swing? No. What you do? Hey, Ryan. Ryan, the purest and the best golf swing I've ever seen in my life. Guy or girl is this girl right here. [ __ ] yeah, mommy. Yeah, I know. I almost wore my golf dress. Are you Are you back in the game or No. No, but but I'm She might. Maybe for you. I don't know. Oh my god. He's obsessed with him. [laughter] I'm down. It's It's been a long time. So no shot was the co thing that got deleted. Hey Damon, are you out of the game? Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah, it was. [laughter] Yeah. Wait, it never got released. Call her husband. Oh, [laughter] cuz we we shot it illegally during CO, right? No, they were like, "We can't release this cuz it was like right as CO was coming." What do we do without [laughter] our our oil team was my favorite one? Me too. I see that like at least once a week. Yeah, I definitely uh [laughter] have fun on the I'm not smitten. Okay. Wait, I'm here till Friday. So, are you going to go to [laughter] here till Friday? Are you going to do the excess thing tonight? Uh, no. I'm in I'm in Vegas for Okay. Hey. Hey. Wait. F1 in Las Vegas is like on the strip, right? She's going to come. Let's go. I'm newly single. I'm newly single. This is our anniversary. I mean, [laughter] you call your contact. Yes. No, we can. Actually, we could. Yes, you're right. I remember that night we met at the Dream Hotel. [laughter] Hey. Uh, I'm newly single as of yesterday. I hate you. We're going to go pee. We're going to go pee. Okay. Back from the bathroom break. You guys didn't hook up in the bathroom, did you? We might have. Oh, no. She hasn't. She hasn't experienced my time. How bisexual are you? [snorts] That's a good question. I've had very complicated [laughter] female relationship. Oh, yeah. Why? Tell us why. I I love being obsessed with my female friends. But is that a political answer? Tell us how by you are. Is that a political want to eat my [ __ ] or like do you want me to eat? I have plenty of [ __ ] like in a casual way, but like I've never been in love or like I've never had a relationship with a woman. So that's how I am. Something about [ __ ] girls, but I've never been in a relationship, which I would be open to. I'm literally with [laughter] you. Would you date a chick? Yes. Absolutely. I feel like I have I feel like I've dated like a lesbian relationship. So when a girl is hot as you girls, right? You girls are both tense. What is it with beautiful girls when they go by, they date this like dude looking type of chick? Cuz they're usually pretty feminine. Yeah. Like if I'm a girl and I'm attracted to girls, I'm going after a hot [ __ ] girl, not a guy that looks like a girl that looks like me. Yeah, but a girl doesn't have a penis. That's a thing. I just don't get the butch dyke thing because, okay, you're a girl attracted girls. I get it. Dudes suck. Go be go be lesbian. All girls should be lesbian. But then they're going after girls that look like dudes. It's like, well, are you maybe straight? I wouldn't say that I'm would go for. No, if I were to go for women, I feel like every woman that I've been in love with has been definitely like more feminine. Okay. Because I've I've fallen I've fallen in love with my besties. Okay, let's say [laughter] it. Look, I'll say it. Cuz in games we call top and bottom. I don't even know the proper verbiage for girls. It's uh groom and bride. Is that? It's over there. [laughter] No, but there's one. How do you say the male and the? We're just girls. I don't know. Okay. But there's always one that's more masculine than stuff. I don't know. Usually like there's one that's Porsche, there's one that's Ellen Degenerous. You know what I mean? No. No. I don't think that's true. Okay. Cuz I've yet I've yet to see a lesbian couple of just two baddies. Okay. So, it's like a mask and a fem. So, you can either fe mask and a fem or you can be like fem. Okay. Wait, can I show you a picture? Cuz you watch American Pie growing up and two baddies are in love. When I was like, it's not the case. I told my bestie I fell in love with her. I have it cuz it came up in my memories recently. Do I know the bestie? Probably not. [clears throat] No. No. Austin girls are so hot. Yeah, we are. The hottest town in [clears throat] in America. Really? Okay. Wait. It's just pictures of my [ __ ] [laughter] She said it's just pictures of my [ __ ] It's I have to show that too cuz I look so Show me the [ __ ] So gay. Do you want to sit in my [laughter] gay? I need to stop drinking. Okay, never mind. I'll show it to you later. No. What [laughter] do you got? What do you got? What are you looking for? A girl that she was me looking. I guess I am the mass lesbian. Have you uh ever dated a girl? Oh my gosh. I actually can't tell you a story. Yeah. Okay. I I went on a date with a girl and I changed my Hinge to This is like when I was like high school though and I sent it to women and there was a girl that I wanted to date. She came over. It was so awkward. We were smoking weed and I didn't know what to do. So I invited my other girlfriend over. I was like, "Hey, break the ice with us. Like, let's hang out." It got to a point it started snowing really bad. It got to a point where I was like, "Okay, she has to probably go." And she went to leave. She goes to open her door and it's locked. And so I was like, "We can call AAA." Instead of calling Triple A, she got a hammer from my house and busted her back window in just to get out because I probably was so awkward. She's like, "Get me the [ __ ] away from this girl." She busted her window in. And then and then her [laughter] car didn't start. And then her car wouldn't start. So my mom went out there using my phone as a flashlight to like jump start her car. And then when she finally left, I was like, "Oh, shoot. That was so awkward. That was like not okay." Clearly, I like men. And then I realized like five minutes later, I'm like, "Mom, where's my where's my phone?" She's like, "I was using it inside of her car. It was in the hood of her car, my phone." And so this poor girl that literally busted her car open to get away from me. Um my phone was in the hood of her car. And after like 3 months later, she messaged me. She's like, "Yeah, my parents found um your phone in my car." And I was like, "That's fine. I got a new one. You don't have to talk anymore." Cuz even for a straight girl or a by girl, we can all agree that women are so much more better looking than men and so much more beautiful. Women are so [ __ ] great. Men are disgusting. Men are [clears throat] gross. Like a dick is weird. Balls are nasty. Oh my gosh. I love penis. And I love balls. Low hanging. You know what's becoming very popular. The longer the gay, the hotter the man. Is that true? Slaps against your [ __ ] Yeah. Oh yeah. When you're [ __ ] Wait, how how are your balls still right? Wait, can I see a picture of your dick? [gasps] Wait, can I see? Because I was like begging for that and Yeah. Are we doing this? Are we sitting here? I want to know why you want to see my dick. [laughter] Well, because I was just curious like is because I thought that you like were showing [laughter] thought you were like on the internet showing your gen. No one's seen my penis. I want to see it. I'm not I'm I'm not Look, here let me put it this way. Okay. People always ask me why aren't you a porn star? And I would do porn cuz I have to dick porn now because I've done penis enlargement. What do you mean you've done penis enlargement? Yeah, of course. You think about penis enlargement? It hurts. That's the question that do you have like a pump? Yeah. Well, there's like seven different things I did and it grew my dick. I used to have a little dick and now I have a good. Wait, no. I'm actually so curious. How is that possible? How do you do that? How do you? Well, there's a bunch of different steps I took. But if you want to see it, can we see before and after and after? [laughter] All right, let me try to find it. Wait, is that an actual thing? You can make your dick bigger. Oh, yeah. And and guys make fun of me. What [laughter] are you doing? Because Phoenix knows his penis. You've seen his penis. I don't want to see his penis. Is there Well, she she she knew me when I was small and she knows me now that it's bigger. Wait, I'm actually so bad like that. Clarify. But yeah. Yeah. Never hooked up, but as homies, she knew when I had a small dick and she knows when I had a big dick. What? Wait, I'm so curious. Is that like when you get a boob job, you like scar? Most girls viewers have heard this a thousand times. They don't want to hear this. Okay. Well, they want to see it go. You're single, Ryan, right now, right? Yes. [laughter] You want to see it live right now? Yeah. Am I softy? Both. Both. I mean, if it looks good soft, it'll look [laughter] bad. All right, let me look it up. I'm turning around cuz I did a lot of yesterday. Wait, we're seeing it like in in in live motion. [ __ ] yeah. Just tell me. And don't. That's a good soft penis. No, that's a great soft penis. Like, even if that was hard, we would like it. Okay, now jerk off for a second. [laughter] Yeah, it is. It's a really nice soft penis. Yeah. That cool. Yeah. Yeah. And And I'm so sorry you were circumcised. Excuse me. It hurt [laughter] you. Excuse me. You rub the scar. You rub the scars. What the [ __ ] is wrong with circumcised? Seems like it hurts. You just like went through something. Oh, just the painful part of it. The trauma. The trauma, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] It's gone. Wait, wait, wait. You don't like a circumcised dick? That's not that I don't like it. But you like your? I like I like You like the wild [ __ ] don't you? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Sorry. Dude, I've seen some weird uncircumcised penises, too, though. Hey, but that's how they're supposed to look. You're right. And also that makes them more sensitive. Like when you have like a shield to hide from like the outside world and then once it pulls it back, it's like a whole another world for them. Well, could you imagine if you got your clitoral hood cut off and like? Oh my god, I would die. Like when I flick my bean, I like pull it back. Like the joy of pulling it back. Question. Do you do you have a chicken cutlet or are you like? The [ __ ] is that? Chicken cutlet. In my boobs. In your vagina like like when you like if you're standing in front of the mirror, do you have a little thing? What are they talking about? Do you know what they're talking about? They say Arby's roast beef or like a nice. Are you roast beef or are you tucked in? Is that roast beef or are you talking about the? Leia? That's like the little anything. Either you're like or you're like. I don't know. Okay. So whenever I'm looking [laughter] at my vagina like I guess they like hang out a little bit like outside of maybe [laughter] that's more grip. It's more grip. Majora is these are cute and then the monora like hang out a little bit but I I guess I'll like. I saw this [ __ ] guy go on podcast and he said [laughter] he said I don't want a girl that looks like her [ __ ] was chewed up by like a piece of gum and spit back out. And I was like, "Grow the [ __ ] up." Because when it's like that, you get You have like a perfect vagina though, right? I love my vagina. Yeah. Whatever. You can't talk about that. You like your [laughter] vagina, Gabby? No, I have a I think I have like a little vagina. Gabby, tell us something, you know, on set. Something funny that happened. Maybe like a embarrassing story, something like that. Give us some [laughter] stories. Give us something. God, the only thing that's coming to mind is something that's like disgusting and embarrassing. [laughter] Let me guess. You pooped on set during an anal day? No. No, it's much worse than that. Oh, well, I'd love to hear it. Yeah, we want to hear the [ __ ] Okay. I've literally forgotten the talent's names. But yeah, that you forgot my name. Everyone forgets. No, not you. You know what? I can't believe, by the way, she keeps me in her mind with porn stars. The only cuz you know, I love porn stars more than any other humans. This is actually like disgusting and like [laughter] a character. I don't know. Girl, go. I can't believe that porn stars forget who they shoot with 2 minutes after they shoot. No, I wanted to. And that's the only flaw I have against you guys cuz I love you guys. But go ahead. Okay. So when you're on your period, you use sponges, right? I've heard about this. Yeah. Like makeup sponges and a makeup sponge. This was like early run when I first got into things and I put in a sponge. So my mom is in town. I shoot a scene and Okay, I'm pretty sure it was Tyler and Emily. Could be wrong, but I feel like that that was their names. Do you know what? Tyler and Emily. Yes. Okay. Tyler and Emily. I was shooting with them. And they don't know, so I'm sorry. [laughter] [gasps] Hey. Hey. What's up, boys? [screaming] Yes. Hi, guys. Come here. Come. Come for two seconds. Come here. Okay. Sit down. Come here. One sec. I want to introduce you to the fans. This is Sakib and Zakas. What's up, boys? Love you guys. Say hi to the viewers. Say hi. Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you. He's our producer. [laughter] Hi. Nice to meet you. It's our new production team. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. This is Gabby Carter and this is Keith [clears throat] Chambers. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Thank you guys for coming. [laughter] And there's Phoenix Marie. That's Phoenix over there. Dude. That's Phoenix. [laughter] Yeah. Anyways, basically I was like couldn't figure out. I was like, "Ew, my my [ __ ] kind of stung." Um Oh, you had a stinky [ __ ] that day. Why am I doing that? It was in there. The sponge could make the sponge was in there for like a week. Oh, what? You forgot about it? Girl, how did you find out? Hold on. Why was it there for a week? Because I forgot about it cuz my mom came in town and I wasn't like trying to dig in my vagina while my mom was visiting me. She put it up there first and then I forgot about it cuz your mom showed up and I was like, my [ __ ] smell deadly. So I I reached up there and I told, why is it so nasty? And they they never worked with me again and I was like, why didn't they? Mhm. Huh? Was it a company or a talent? Talent. Oh, both the female and the male. They were scared of you. No, I like could tell like Here, let's put the names. Tell tell us who you traumatized. Yeah, Tyler and Emily. I don't know what their names are. Tyler Nixon probably Emily. Not Emily Willis. No, it was um a girl with red hair. I feel not me, I promise. Guys, [laughter] you're Emily red hair. Come on. She was more like mily. Not super mily, but it was a therapy scene that I did and it was bad. Like that was my that was my worst moment and I've never apologized to them. So I'm sorry. I realize that my vagina was toxic and it's like I think about it anytime I do anything wrong day. [laughter] All right, creators, listen up. You're already killing it on socials, right? Fans, followers, likes, it's all love. You're on fire. But let me ask you this. Is your wallet feeling that love? If not, then check out Fans Revenue. And [laughter] even if it is, check out Fans Revenue cuz that means you're about your business and you want to make more money. Whether you got fans on Instagram, TikTok, or even OnlyFans, it doesn't matter. You can turn your fans into revenue. Likes are cool, money is cooler. They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid. It's easy. So, hit up Fans Revenue and start cashing in. We have a link below. Fans revenue. It's the [ __ ] How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes? Fans revenue all [ __ ] day. We love fans revenue. Let's get back to the show. [laughter] It was really bad. Hey, my god. Explain to us men why a girl might have a stinky vagina because guys think, "Oh, she had a stinky. She has chlamydia." But that's not the case, right? No, I don't. There's many different um They have a sponge up there. That's why. Maybe a sponge. Okay, so a sponge. Yeah, that was like makes me super paranoid, but okay. Being with the partner that I'm with now, like I feel like my [ __ ] has smelled amazing. So I think it's a responsibility [laughter] for both people. Apparently vaginas reject certain DNA and right that's what I've heard where some some girls the vaginas will get BV from a guy that like maybe you just have to build up a tolerance to it. Stop eating [ __ ] Taco Bell McDonald's and then maybe our [ __ ] will taste good. Is [laughter] that true? I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't even think it's that because I can't say that my man has the best diet and like my [ __ ] still smells fine. And I think I think that it's like just a chemical thing maybe like if you are supposed to be with someone or if you're not supposed to be with someone. Is there research on that? Do you know? It's the same as pheromones. I think like if you smell someone who's like sweating and you actually like the way they smell when they sweat. It's like, okay, that person's meant to be like inside of me. But if not, it's like, oh my god, you smell so nasty. Someone else will like that. I don't know. I feel like honestly the person that I'm with now is the first person that I've been with that like I haven't got BB from. [laughter] So I think I think you got BB from everyone else. No. And that's your body. Exactly. That's [laughter] your body in love. Because some girls will say that as a pass. They're dating a guy and they get BB. I haven't had BB in like four years. I've never had it like since you quit porn. Yeah. Right. [laughter] But some guys will give it to you. No, but some guys will give it to you every time. Right. And that's your body rejecting that guy. Yeah. Even if I was like exclusively [ __ ] Exactly. So there's something about your body rejecting certain men. And no one can figure out the exact science of it. But there's something there. Is there a doctor or a scientist in here? Can you figure that out for us? We need to figure out what does it mean? We need to figure out BV. Hey, congratulations. I just want to say you're the cam girl of the month of September. Yeah. You're one of the first ones ever. Oh wow. Does that mean I was popular? You kind of sound like Bonnie Blue. Are you in the UK? I am in the UK. Yeah. What's your favorite client? I just like clear communication. Maybe give your safe words. Yeah. Or just like I'll say, "Oh, do you have any specific requests or would you like me to undress for you and like do my thing?" Dos and don'ts. I would say a big don't is to not just have your on cam right away. I I don't have the balls to do that physically and metaphorically. Pillow talk viewers, we had a couple shots before this episode. Way too many. And everyone's a little tipsy. Not me, though. Oh yeah, I know. I told you I was like get drunk. We're on our way and we're drunk. [laughter] Okay, let's lock in for 2 minutes here. Okay. Anyway, we're locked. All right. So, let's get into our segments. Okay. A little bit. So, we'll start with the Jerk Man segment. German number one site in the world. We have segments now. Yeah, we're doing segments. Oh, yeah. Let's do them. I'm [laughter] so excited. Yeah, let's do it. I think a couple, you know. Yeah. You good, Keith? Oh my god, it's so good. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, hold on. Just so the viewers know what you do. You do amateur porn on your I don't do porn. I only I do OnlyFans and I sometimes touch myself on there if like you pay enough. And we have a video together. We do have a video together and we're probably going to make more tonight. When's the last time you did boy girl on your OnlyFans? Last time I had a boyfriend. I don't do boy girl unless I'm like with someone they want to do with me. When was that the boyfriend guy? Uh over 6 months a year ago. Who was that? Six months. I feel like it's awesome guy. No, he was I met him in Hawaii. He was just a boy. He was just a boy that actually was a sniper in the military. So really don't [clears throat] play with me or sniper was [ __ ] you down on a [laughter] wound. I just don't think you would see that correlation. I don't I actually don't normally do that kind of stuff, but if someone that I'm in love with wants to do that because they need more money from [laughter] me, cuz I'll tell you, Girth Master told me that he thinks you're the new hottest thing on the block. Girth is masters. [ __ ] huge. He's a wine bottle. No, bottle. Did you see this? It's this. Did you see when I did exactly this? Did you see when I did a dating show with him and he won, but they were like, "Okay, you have to kiss the person that you won with." And I said, "Instead, can I do the worm?" So, I did the worm on stage. Yeah, I didn't see that. But I wasn't a fan of your worm, to be honest. What? Do you want to rip it right now? I got my voice here. Zaka. Oh my god. I'll do the worm. Do your little worm. Hold on. Hold on. Let me take a video. Wait, you're starting from down there. I feel like you should. Yeah, you start up. Yeah. The whole point is to drop down. Yeah. Well, that's like when guys like hump the bed. No, but you got to stand up to get the worm. Keep get up. You do the [ __ ] worm, [ __ ] Okay. Can you film this? I lost my nail. I did lose my nail though. Oops. [laughter] [gasps] It hurt. Is the drop down, Ryan? Yeah. Yeah. Look, I do. Can I do it on five? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do a better version of the worm. Okay. I call it the [ __ ] Okay. Do it. Do it. Let me see. Let me see if you can one up me, brother. Dive in. Yeah, [laughter] that's Ryan in bed. What? That's literally how he [ __ ] [laughter] That's how he. Your ex told me that's how you. Oh, I love that. I'm not going to be doing the worm. [snorts] My worm [laughter] line. All right, let's get back to the show. Segments. Thank you for that. I was just [clears throat] teasing you, by the way. Thank you. We got a really viral clip there. your face. [laughter] If by the way, just a a friendly question, non-sex question. When you're in a dance off, you obviously are a worm girl. We know that. [laughter] What's your go-to move, Gabby? Um, if I was in any competitive competitive setting, I'd probably just punch my opponent. You said I don't understand. She beat him up. I don't know. Okay. All right. Have you been in a fist fight before? I guess Texas girls, right? I I have. What happened? Um I I got charges pressed on me for fighting. Yeah. What? You hit a girl? I did hit a girl. Close fist. Yeah. What happened? Um well, I was in high school so like whatever, right? Yeah. But um I I don't know. Her parents were lawyers and they charged me. Is that right? What happened? How did the case end? I said sorry and she dropped [laughter] the. But if I had What's a good dick for you, Gabby? I love a dick that barely hits my cervix. So like five and a half inches. Oh, what about like two or three? Sometimes when I'm masturbating and I just use the tip of my finger and I'm like, "Wo, that's all I need." Maybe if it's like girthy. Yeah, I'd be happy with that. So you But not like a skinny 2 in dick. I a quarter now. I used to be just under five. That's so insane to me. You grew that much? Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to repeat that. Why did you do that? That's all I cared about for the past two years. Why? I'm so proud. Well, because I started a [ __ ] famous sports. Did you not just like eat [ __ ] really well? Well, I had to. I had to because of my old days. No. Okay. So, I dated one guy who had Sorry if you're the man seeing this, but like I am was obsessed with one guy for so long and he had a smaller penis, but he was the first person to ever make me come and I literally did not care about how his penis felt in love. He just make the girl come really hat. That's it, man. Lock. Once you make her come once, if you make a girl come, she'll never talk [ __ ] about your sex game. No, she's obsessed with you after that. M. But if you have a huge dick and you didn't make her come, she'll Yeah, exactly. But if you ghost her orgasm, whatever. Yeah, that's it, man. And last one. Pop Star Pops. Uh, Wild [ __ ] story. Wait, I'm sorry. What? Pop. Shot. Pop Star is an amazing. I take it daily. And you take four pills a day. It gives you stronger, bigger loads. It's good for your blood. It's good for your dick. And you like what? Pop it in your mouth. Yeah, it's it's even better. It's Bluetooth for your [ __ ] It's It's good for your [ __ ] Most I recently have been loving eating [ __ ] again. I love [ __ ] Yeah. You guys like [ __ ] Yeah. As long as that they don't just like eat like Taco Bell every day, which I love Taco Bell. But if they eat good food, their [ __ ] taste different than [ __ ] it tastes like batter. You go with good [ __ ] bad [ __ ] [ __ ] is [ __ ] Right. Thick [ __ ] Thin [ __ ] [ __ ] You You guys like it when it's white or or more like water looking? Water looking. Sorry, I'm not going to lie. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't like when it's like gluey. She likes a sweet drink and not a viscous. Oh, really? The white [ __ ] is not cool? No. I mean, like maybe if I was like a sick [ __ ] freak [laughter] and I wanted thick, gross, sticky [ __ ] in my throat. Yeah. But no, if I'm like really going to be into it and like want to swallow your [ __ ] it better be a little bit watery. [laughter] That means that they are like not fertile. Hey guys, that is our longest episode of all time. Yeah, cuz we're [ __ ] Congratulations guys. Thank you. Thank you Gabby. [screaming] [laughter] You are amazing. All right, thank you Gabby. See you next week. [music]