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We're talking soft swingers. You know, I think I've heard that before, but uh, we're going to, we're going to dig a little deeper into that. Uh, cheating scandals and one woman who has a problem with roast beef.
>> Wow.
>> That's right. It involves maybe alasty.
>> Have you talked to your bishop or the church about anything?
>> No.
>> No. How come?
>> I don't know. Cuz like what if they're going to like excommunicate me when you are out soft swinging?
>> Wow.
>> What do you expect?
>> You tell me.
>> With all the soft swinging. What does that mean? Do you guys know like what they all did?
>> I think it's just everything but sex.
>> So, it's like
>> it's boring.
>> It's like banging broad.
>> Sort of.
>> I don't know if you've ever had a chance to watch porn with it. They don't move a lot.
>> They're so like squirrel too.
>> Yes. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other type stuff.
>> Yes.
>> I just love also that it's like, okay, we can do everything but sex, so it's fine. It's like, no, you're sucking someone's dick.
>> Let's go.
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All right. Well, hey, I'm uh super excited about today's episode. Um, not because I'm into reality television, but Lisa's been talking about this uh for like weeks now and how she's addicted to this show. So, welcome back to another episode of Rodney Hood Talks. I'm Rodney. That's Lisa V. Say hello, Lisa.
>> Hello, everyone.
>> So, uh, buckle up because today, um, we got an episode that goes off the rails and somehow ends up in a place even crazier than where it started. We're talking soft swingers.
>> Wow.
>> You know, I think I've heard that before, but uh, we're going to we're going to dig a little deeper into that. Uh, cheating scandals and one woman who has a problem with roast beef. That's right. It involves a plasty hell.
>> Avoplasty. And we'll talk a little bit about that. How exciting for me. I'm like, how exciting. Yeah.
Which uh which for starters, and I didn't know this, but um apparently the word Mormon is considered they don't like using that word. They use um Latter-day Saints or members of the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter-day Saints. Now, that's a mouthful instead of Mormon. But Mormon, I guess, is the Mword like like the N word like, you know, um my Mormon. No, hell no. Or Mormon, please. Man, you tripping. Oh, man. Oh, that Mormon. I'm saying, "Oh, hell no." The M word. So, the people at their church, they discourage using the word Mormon, okay? When referring to the religion as a whole. Though, it's still fine to use in historical context like the Book of Mormon, right? Or Mormon pioneers. In casual conversations, a lot of people still say Mormon, but if you want to be respectful and accurate, later day saints is the way to go. So, they do not like to be called the M-word. Um, Joseph Smith. A lot of people have heard that name. What a name for like the founder. That's almost like who's the guy from uh for Scientology. What's his name?
>> Tom Cruz.
>> Yeah. Anyways, his name is like Randy or something. It's like these prophets that that are that know Jesus or that are are supposed to be um the second coming have names like Randy Randy Bogaki, the the new leader of the um Scientology church.
>> Something isn't.
So, Joseph Smith, he founded Mormonism, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in 1830. And uh in 1839, after his followers were driven out of Missouri, he led them to settle in a small town in Illinois called Commerce, which he later renamed Nauvoo uh which is Hebrew for beautiful and made its church's headquarters. Now, my little tie into that is my dad every year used to go and I would go with and we would take a 50-gallon uh drum, wooden drum, and get grape juice from Naboo, Illinois. And um my dad would turn that into wine. So, which is really good for a grade school kid to have access to a 50 gallons of red wine that was like more potent than any wine you've ever drank in your life. And there's plenty of backstories to that, but so I've been in Abu. Uh he lived there till 1844 when he was jailed nearby in Carthage which is a town real close to there for destroying a printing press critical of him. A mob stormed the jail and killed him ending his time in Naboo.
So um uh we're going to start off right now, you know, before we even get into this video because it's it's fascinating. The whole Mormon religion and and the lifestyle is fascinating and we're going to touch on a whole bunch of uh bullet points about that. Let me ask you, Lisa. If your best friend came to you and confessed she was soft swinging, what's the first thing you'd say to her?
>> Who you [ __ ]
>> You tell me.
>> That's who I would That's exactly what I would say to her.
>> Cuz you know about her?
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. So, explain what is your what is what do you think soft swinging is?
>> Isn't that where um you kind of cheat, but your partners are there, too?
>> Yeah. Basically, your partner's beside you are in the same room and um kissing, but but all the way up to oral sex. Now, in my opinion, I'm sorry, but if my girl is going to be blowing a guy, I'd almost rather he banged her. You know what I mean?
>> No, none of it should be happening.
>> Well, none of it should be happening, but if I had a gun to my head,
>> right, I'll push.
>> She can either blow this homeless guy
>> or he can throw on can throw on a umbrella and uh have his way with your old lady. I would probably go with the the homeless guy in the umbrella because Yeah. I don't want to see I I couldn't get the image out of my face
>> with your friends.
>> Yeah. It's like, you know, you know these people.
>> Hey, there's my wife just blowing Bob over there.
>> We're soft swinging, guys.
>> No. You're horning your wife out to another guy for no money and totally cool with it.
>> Nope. See, and be honest, if this if this broke out in a group of your friends, like your, you know, your little T because now I'm learning this whole subculture of Tik Tok moms and Tik Tok women. This is their whole jam. This is what they do. They start these Tik Tok things and it's all to to get clout and to end up making money and monetize off of it. What would you do if if someone in your friend group started spilling on TikTok that they were they were uh uh soft swinging or whatever they call it? Would you take that to the grave or would you be on TikTok on your daily walks talking about it?
>> It would be both. It would be both. Um I think I would be offended that I wasn't asked swing.
>> Nope.
>> What happened there?
>> Man, you tripping. Left you out.
>> That's [ __ ]
>> Yeah. Well, we're not going to ease into this. No foreplay here. We're going to go straight into the scandal that blew Mormon talk. It's Mormon mom talk is what it's called.
>> Lisa's already smiling because she lives for this kind of [ __ ] and I'm just wondering how the hell this is real life. So, um, just a few things. The founder of Mom Talk Drama, Taylor Frankie Paul, and we'll get into her. I'm sure you have a few choice words to talk about her. She's central to both. She's the original Tik Tok group and Hulu's show. She's central to both of those.
>> Um, The Secret Lives of Mormon wives reportedly went viral fast. Like, it crashed Hulu's website. As soon as it came up, it went to number one and overnight. Original Mom talk around 2020. A group of young Mormon moms, Mormons, you know what I'm saying? Mormon moms in Utah making Tik Tok dances and light contact. And um a girl I used to date, she was a son's uh cheerleader here in Phoenix. She told me that uh dance is huge in Utah and in in the Mormon religion, whether it's baller ballerinas or or you know just modern, but the really a lot of the really great dancers that you'll see in all these dance shows come from Utah. Yeah.
>> So there this video you can see right now. I mean, you can't see the bottom part of them, but
>> two of them in season two are actually going to be on uh Dancing with the Stars.
>> Oh, no kidding. Wow. What do you want to bet they win that?
>> Uh, so 2020 live stream bombshell Taylor reveals soft swinging in the group, which is everything but sex with rules like being uh in the same room. The reason they do all this is it it goes back to their religion because you're not supposed to obviously not commit adultery, but they have all these little loopholes in their religion. The same thing with um with uh Virgin Until Married and the same thing with with the clothes that they wear and the things that they you know they have to wear those special underwear, the garments.
>> The garments.
>> Yeah. The garments that they they're supposed to wear those everywhere, but they don't wear them. Here's their loophole. If you go to the gym, you don't have to wear them cuz they're really hot and they're really constraining. So, they basically walk around in in sports bras and yoga pants all day saying they're going to go to the gym later.
>> Well, how do you wear [ __ ] bloomers under tight ass shorts?
>> Well, you can't. I mean, it would look ridiculous.
>> Loopholes. That's what I'm saying. That's another loophole. So, the sw soft swinging has become a loophole, which means, you know, basically a lot of them are in marriages that, you know, they want out of and they had kids super young because like I was talking to you earlier.
>> What happens is they get married young and a couple reasons. One of the reasons is the men go off on their roundabout. You know, like Crocodile Dundee, they got to travel the world and tell everybody about the church of Latter-day Saint and uh, you've seen them. You know, they come up, you know, there's millions of comedy bits where you see Mormons coming up to your front porch. Um, I had a friend of mine that that just had done a line of coke and then Mormons came to the door. He said, "Yeah, I'd be happy to talk to you about the church in later days and talk the fucker's ears off for 2 hours."
>> And uh they probably thought they had a they had somebody converted, but he was just uh ripping rails at high. Yeah, exactly. So, u what happens is they go off on those roundabouts, but they don't get, this is right after high school, right before they go to college or anything. They don't get back until they're around 21 years old. Now, the girls that they were dating in high school, they have a four the the age of consent in Utah, it's it's weird. It's not like anywhere else. Down to 14 years is the age, but within four years for the guy.
>> So, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. So, 18. But um the 16-year-old that supposedly married one of the guys on this show, if you do the math, he was 21 when she was 16. So that's 5 years. So we may have a statuto.
>> Yeah. And she had a baby like as soon as they got married or she got she got pregnant before they got married, I believe.
>> So these are children getting married and having children.
>> So you can only imagine not only disgusting, it's just mentally their brains aren't fully developed yet and you're throwing them in this super adult situation. which was created by Joseph Smith in the 1800s. I would imagine
>> times are changing.
>> Well, yeah. People know. Yeah. The average age isn't 25. People live to be 80, 8, 90 years old. So therefore, 2025, this religion is just really hard for these people to wrap their heads around. Hence the the secret lies, which isn't so secret anymore, of Mormon uh wives. Um, and their marriages again often 16 to 21 due to cultural religious pressure. Uh, let's see. So, saints versus sinners dynamic in the show. So, saints equals still in first marriage. So, they actually call them the saints. And that's going to be Whitney, Michaela, Macy, and Jen. And the sinners sinners. Uh, divorced, remarried, or less active. So, less active in the church. So, Taylor, Demi, uh, Jesse, and Leela or Laya. Is it Demi or Demi?
>> It's uh, Demi.
>> Demi. Demi. She's a [ __ ]
>> Is she? All right. We're going to find out.
>> Season two. Yeah. Okay. So, Mor Mormon culture shift. Mormon's just hard to say with anything. Mormon c. Just try saying Mormon real fast three times. Go ahead.
>> Mormon. Mormon. Mormon.
>> Damn.
>> All right.
>> Sorry.
>> You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of [ __ ] like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of [ __ ] for breakfast.
>> No.
which is Brigham Young University, which that's where, uh, Jim McMahon, uh, the great Bears quarterback, the 1985 Super Bowl champions, which I partied with Jim McMahon an entire night. We, um, we did a fundraiser together. We ended up going to, um, Titty Bar, Big Owls, uh, in a limo, and I got that. I don't recall it, but I have pictures to prove it. And he wore his sunglasses the entire show or the entire night. But I had a good time. Strippers had no idea who he was. You know, he's from the 85 Bears. uh beauty standards in Utah, Mormon culture is extensions, boob jobs, Botox, and mommy makeovers. So, that's that's a lot has a lot to do with that's why women love these shows so much. I would say if a man really loved this show, you're talking about a gay man%. Yeah. Because there's no straight dudes that are like going to binge watch this. So, I hope you appreciate what I'm doing.
>> I mean, if you do, you're going to hit mute.
>> Oh, yeah. Oh, no doubt about it. Yeah. I tried to watch a little bit of it just from some other reaction videos. It was super annoying. Um, so all right. Hey, so check it out. I know you're excited about this. Are you excited?
>> You know, I'm [ __ ] I've been waiting.
>> I know. She's been pumped all week long for this. All right, guys. So, without further delay, here we go. The Secret Lives of Mormon wives.
>> Let's go.
>> Have you talked to your bishop or the church about anything? No. No. How come?
>> I don't know. Cuz like what if they're going to like excommunicate me? Hey, when you are out soft swinging, what do you expect with all the soft swinging? What does that mean? Do you guys know like what they all did?
>> I think it's just everything but sex is what I
>> squirrel too.
>> Yes. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other type stuff.
>> Wait a second.
>> I just love also that it's like, okay, we can do everything but sex, so it's fine. It's like, no, you're sucking someone's dick. I'm so sorry.
>> Okay, so f first reaction um 100% that last line, she nailed it. I mean, that's exactly what it is. Sucking someone else's dick
>> right in front of your partner.
>> Yeah.
>> What the hell?
>> I don't know. You tell me. You're the one that watches the show.
>> They are um soft whatever it is. No, they're cheating. They're cheating wives of Mormon lives or whatever it is in my opinion. I love it.
>> You love it. I love their drama.
>> I mean, that's serious drama. I mean, I can only imagine having another couple over. I mean, they have these parties, right? And uh I mean, it's kind of almost become a thing. Like, you can go on Reddit and there's 45,000 um posts of soft swinging in the Mormon lifestyle. So, it's a thing. They can't get divorced because of the Mormon religion to stay in, you know, in good with the Mormon church. So, therefore, they softsw, which is a loophole. They have lots of loopholes that that I discussed earlier. It has to lead to sex. There's no way you're going to be with one of these hot chicks as a guy at that age under 25 having this your buddy's hot wife blows you and then you're not somehow going to get a drop her a DM on Instagram be like, "Hey, that [ __ ] was kind of nice."
>> Yeah. But oral sex is still sex, right? I mean,
>> 100%.
>> Yeah. So, for them to sit there and think that that's not sex, then they're just ignorant. Oh, I guess give and take, right?
>> They're both like just right next to each other. Just
>> Are they holding hands? Porno.
>> I mean, if if it's I mean, that seems like that would be very um
>> It sounds like a lot of work.
>> Yeah, very awkward because I I I mean, no, I mean, unless you're a professional adult actor, you're not you're not going to be comfortable around that situation.
>> Well, then they're going to catch feelings, right? So, of course,
>> um Taylor's uh one that she swung with caught feelings for.
>> Okay. So, they ended up obviously getting divorced and it's a whole thing.
>> Okay. Well, my thing immediately is I'm watching my old lady blow this guy and I'm like, she's kind of playing with his balls a little bit more than mine. I'm like
>> comparing, are you?
>> Yeah, she never she never tonged my balls like that. Most Mormon girls probably didn't even know how to give a [ __ ]
>> They were probably soaking. Let's ask Pat about soaking.
>> Okay. What is What do you think soaking is? It's where they put the penis inside the vagina and it just sits there.
>> No.
>> Yes. Yes. I Pat's going to be on my side with that.
>> Such a gross term now. Now that I know what it is, I had no idea. I thought they just took them out and hosed him down because they were too horny or something. Put the hose on him. Soak him.
>> All right. Pat Lisa brought up the term soaking in the Mormon religion or just the M Mormon culture. Let us tell me about that.
>> Absolutely, Rodney. So, the term soaking is a kind of slang that pops up in discussions about certain segments of Mormon culture. It's basically this loophole that some young people talk about where they believe that if there's no movement during sex, like literally just penetration without any motion, it doesn't count as actually breaking the rules of chastity. It's not officially endorsed or anything. It's more of a bit of a cultural rumor or an urban legend among some younger Mormons. So, yeah, it's kind of one of those odd things that gets talked about, but isn't really a mainstream practice. So, yeah, that's the rundown on zoking.
>> So it's like
>> it's boring.
>> It's like banging an Asian broad. So this
>> I don't know if you've ever had a chance to watch porn with Asians in it. They don't move a lot.
>> They're soaking. You're just going to get it hard, stick it in there, and just let it go soft.
>> Well, if this Trust me, the first time I had sex, that's all I would have had to do anyways. I mean, moving was you couldn't move. Yeah. If you moved a centimeter, you were going to come. I mean, that was it. Cuz you had never felt that before. And you know, your senses are just over the top at that age. You're 16 years old now. I could imagine the first time one of these guys is, you know, as this beautiful 18-year-old Mormon virgin, supposed virgin, and he's just soaking.
>> Mhm.
>> Well, well, okay. They must wear condoms then, right?
>> I I don't know. Well, what about anal? Is that allowed? Is that considered
>> Yeah. We're going to have to ask Pat.
>> Pat, I get the soaking, but what about anal sex? That seems like that would be okay for the Mormons.
>> Well, that's an interesting question, and it's one of those things that really depends on who you ask. In some conservative Mormon circles, any kind of sex outside of traditional marital intercourse is considered off limits. So, while some might think of loopholes like that, most mainstream or devout Latter-day Saints would still say it's not really okay. In other words, it's not generally seen as a free pass.
>> Well, can't get pregnant?
>> Let's go.
>> All right. So, we don't have any butt Mormons out there.
>> Bottom line is, uh, soaking sounds like a ridiculous loophole. These people are full of loopholes.
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>> Wow.
>> You have two kids that you really have to think about. they're trying to heal and which you should be healing. You just got divorced and you need to let that settle cuz ultimately me and your dad are going to be the ones that pick up the pieces. Um,
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and I need to like probably I don't know how to say like say what.
>> Um, I I have to take a pregnancy test tonight.
>> No, of course she does.
>> Are you for real?
>> Mhm.
>> Look,
>> I mean, why not?
>> Yeah. I mean, for for being so the for the Mormon faith of being so, you know, so suppressive on the women, oppressive, whatever you want to call it.
>> Um, boy, they sure there's some horny women in Utah.
>> No question about it.
>> All out getting fake boobs and
>> hair extensions
>> and soaking and soft swinging.
>> They're so busy. How do they have time to get pregnant?
>> Okay, I'm sorry, but her mom is Abby from Dance
>> Dance Moms. dance mom's, right?
>> Yeah, she looks just like her. In season two, she's I had to take the
>> OM. What? Oh, really? So, she's skinny.
>> Mhm. She's still a
>> vegan. All right,
>> that's okay.
>> Ah, she needs to lose a little weight. Anyways, so we got She's already talking about So, she's been married and divorced already. Now she's got two kids and she's now possibly pregnant again.
>> Yeah, she's totally pregnant. She has a She has the baby
>> and this is the one that um
>> is with Dakota.
>> Okay. a trademark
>> horror face.
>> Taylor, for real.
>> Yeah, that you're so you're you're so stupid. Why would you put yourself in that purposely do it?
>> You're always screwing up everything. Pisses me off. Just so tired of you doing everything to this family and you don't even care. You're like,
>> h I just don't know. At the end of the day, I do know my mom loves me and wants the best. But emotionally, I would say I have like good days and bad days, and I'm still struggling with the gossiping and judging, and I'd rather her just support rather than tell me what to do. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like that's how it should be. You just pissed me off, and I just don't want to even talk to you.
>> She needs to shut her legs.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, what do you mean you didn't try? Every time you have sex,
>> I didn't try.
>> Well, yeah. I mean, if you're not wearing the um Cumbrella,
>> right,
>> you're definitely going to uh always have that possibility. I don't know. I don't even know this chick yet, but she's already has two kids, right?
>> She has two kids with her ex-husband. And then now
>> down or you're going to I'll be swiping left on you on on Bumble here in about 3 years cuz you'll be the you'll be the single mom with three kids.
>> Yeah.
>> Talking about how uh you got to be 6'4, make six figures, and Yeah. No. No. No, that dude that's going to
>> hopefully she's done having kids.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, in their culture though, they like to have multiple children, right? And multiple wives.
>> But you got to have multiple jobs to have multiple children. You know what I'm saying?
>> Yes.
>> I mean, it's 2025, man. You can't even buy a house. People can't even afford a house. And that's another thing. Seems like every single one of these people are pretty well off.
>> Mhm.
>> I mean, just from what I've seen on videos, they all look like living in mini McMansions and and you know, fake boobs and all this stuff. So,
>> boobs aren't that expensive to buy.
>> Yeah, that's true. They're they're not like they used to be back 20 years ago.
>> You'd have to take out a loan.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. So, uh moving forward.
>> Oh, I'm anxious. I know. I'm anxious.
>> There's no way I'm going to be able to do this. There was a rumor that Connor was on Tinder. I don't know if you guys remember that rumor.
>> Of course he do. Of
>> course he was.
>> And
>> he's gay.
>> Oh, for sure.
>> I lied about it because I was embarrassed. I didn't even know it was true until I confronted Connor and I went to him like like look at this joke. There was more to that. He had been struggling with a porn addiction and so he's a man.
>> Hold up. A porn addiction. Yeah, you said it. You nailed it. Yeah, he's got a penis. He's addicted to porn. It's not addiction. It's free and it's right in front of you.
>> It's everywhere.
>> You Hey, look. If guys didn't have readily available free porn, we'd be all all pent up aggressive like meattheads going around getting more fights than we already are.
>> Why isn't she watching it with him? Aren't you married?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has a porn addiction. Yeah. That
>> That's called marriage, honey. Having kids.
>> Yeah. You've been married since you were 12.
>> Yeah. Or right. Guys, guys are visual. They get sick of looking at the same thing for 20 years. And this hadn't been 20 years. But porn just is it's just look, porn allows us to get on with our day. Get that out of the way.
>> Now, now I can focus and go on with my day. Hey, I don't have to I I'm not thinking sex sex. I got to eat. I got to eat. Sex sex sex. Got to got to go to work. Sex sex.
>> She should probably start watching.
>> Yeah. Absolutely.
>> Loosen her up.
>> Guys, don't feel bad for watching porn. And ladies, you you got to give the guy a break cuz it's going to happen.
>> Mhm.
>> I didn't want to say anything. I didn't I didn't want to come out because I just feel like there's a whole story. you know, there's a reason why people do certain things.
>> And I think he was just confused.
>> I literally said I was like, "This does not happen to me. Like, this isn't something that happens to me." I literally haven't told anyone. It's just something that we're working through.
>> Can I ask did it go further than Tinder?
>> No, it he never met up with anybody.
>> Um,
>> how long had it been going on? She said confused. What? Where's the confusion in the porn?
>> It's not Grinder. It's Tinder. So,
>> but is he But the porn, she's like, "Oh, he was confused."
>> Well, is he watching pegging? Is he watching like what is he watching?
>> [ __ ] probably.
>> Oh,
>> probably chicks with dicks. Probably lady boy porn. I wouldn't know anything about any of those things.
>> No, thank you.
>> Um, so what what um so what were you asking? Okay. Confused. And she says he's he says he's never met up with one of them. Yeah,
>> he's been on Tinder for how many years and he hasn't met up with one of these [ __ ] What do you think he's doing it for? Just for fun? No, he's been tagging them left and right. It'll it'll eventually probably come out. But girls and guys, don't be naive. If if your if your significant other is on dating sites, they're meeting these people,
>> right?
>> For sure. 100%. Or they're they're actively trying to meet them. Yes.
>> And these are young attractive people, so they're not going to have a hard time. These guys are probably I haven't seen them yet, but they're probably, you know, your top 10% guys. They're probably
>> No, you'd be surprised.
>> All right. So, I I'm looking forward to that.
>> Like our whole marriage.
>> My first reaction to hearing about Whitney and Connor, jaw on the floor.
>> When is he talking to these girls?
>> Yeah. Like full on conversations with women and pictures and all of this stuff.
>> So, they were sending nude photos.
>> Connor was too as well.
>> Yeah. Life can be really sticky and complicated, but no matter what you're going through, we have this mom talk group to lean on and use as a support system. And right now, Whitney's needing us, and we need to be there for her. Makes me feel like like my whole marriage was just like a lie.
>> Well, you could just also always blow your friend's husband in front in front of him
>> just softly.
>> Yeah. Why don't you just Why don't you soak your friend's husband
>> and see how he feels?
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, take a video of it for him and say, "Here here's for here's your [ __ ] Tinder uh account.
>> Go ahead and put this video up uh of her just getting soaked in the rear."
>> Well, she's the villain, so she's just a super [ __ ] So, I could see why he wouldn't.
>> So, if you soak somebody doggy style, what's that called?
>> Oh, we'll have to ask Pat. I'm not in their culture.
>> A wet dog. Put on punch.
>> Yeah. I don't know. It's disgusting either way. Soaking. Oh my god.
>> Boring.
>> I'm just going to put my pecker in and soak it in you for a few. Gross.
>> Until Yeah, that's hard.
>> I could see why with porn it makes a little more sense. Okay. He's confused sexually, but with Tinder, I feel like it's different. How do you know he didn't He's just telling you he didn't meet up with her. How do you know? I guess.
>> Do you don't?
>> By word.
>> Okay.
>> You know.
>> Yeah. I guess I just hope that
>> Yeah. like you don't look at Connor differently.
>> If you guys can look past my stuff, Connor's okay.
>> We're just here to support you no matter what.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I originally said to everyone that I had left because of all the mom talk drama. Like I felt like I couldn't go anywhere. But honestly, like we left because I just wanted to get away. Wanted to get away from everything
>> cuz I wanted to just think for myself and everything.
>> First time for me.
>> I'm sorry.
>> Mhm. Because that wasn't the reason express.
>> Holy. I would say I am like the scape coat for why Whitney moved to Hawaii. I've just been lied to all summer. Like what the hell?
>> Hey, that was another thing that I I found out from doing research. A lot of these chicks have all moved to Hawaii at some point in their life
>> and back.
>> And then back. That's a Mormon thing. I I guess maybe you know the guys go all over the world to do their roundabouts or whatever. I forget what they're called again. Um, they so they
>> their missions.
>> Yeah. Their missions. So a lot of them probably been to Hawaii and word got out, hey it's pretty cool place.
>> So apparently a lot of Mormon chicks or young couples move to Hawaii for a while. I didn't know that was a thing.
>> I'd rather have a mean [ __ ] as a friend than a freaking fake, you know, nice girl. It's like using people.
>> So I have news.
>> What's the news? Cuz I feel like there's like some tension going on. No, I just am I'm super overwhelmed with like everything. Um, yeah, I've been pregnant for like I would say four weeks. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> It's not good because like I I'm pretty sure I miscarried. So, I'm I'm going to the hospital every other day because like they have to like draw blood.
>> Okay. You're a girl. You're pretty sure you miscarried. You wouldn't know.
>> You know,
>> after four how many weeks?
>> Four. She would know.
>> Oh, she would know 100%.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. So, she's totally making that up. This sounds This seems like an attention grabbed type thing.
>> Yeah. So, she All right. So, she she built up this big dramatic scene just to let him know she had a miscarriage. She could have made the whole thing up for all we know. Although, she did tell her mom.
>> Mhm.
>> Oh, well,
>> she has a baby.
>> And her nickname is Horface. So,
>> that's right. Because I either miscarried cuz I had a ton of blood. I was like freaking out and calling my doctor and they're like, "We're pretty sure you like miscarried then or I have an ectopic pregnancy." So basically the baby won't like survive. You know that for sure.
>> An ectopic. Yeah. It's no matter what who has one like it won't survive.
>> What does that mean? As it grows it'll burst your fallopian tubes. It's been like depressing. Their conversation was even a little like dirty.
>> Oh my god.
>> She's like do you remember when this happened? He's like yeah. And I was like I was sitting there like mouth to the ground. I was like there's no way he was like into it.
>> But what exactly did they do?
>> Hi. Okay. Thank you. She cannot be in here for the remainder of the story. Can you tell me? I was like, I'm not saying it
>> here. Come here. I'll tell you. I'll whisper to you.
>> Oh my gosh. I know.
>> Okay. Wait. Come here. Let me use you.
>> Oh, they're playing telephone.
>> What's telephone?
>> Where you tell a story and that next person tells it.
>> Oh goodness.
>> Have you ever done anything like that?
>> No. I don't think I'm that I don't think I'm that wild.
>> I just want to hear you. Oh, let me use you.
>> Okay. You lay down. You lay down.
>> Wait, you're gonna enact this. I'm scared. Don't put your
>> Wait, I'm not wearing underwear, so don't look. Okay,
>> I'm scared. Don't get your coochie juice in my face.
>> Okay.
>> No, he wouldn't lay like that.
>> No, he was in a chair.
>> No. Yes, he was.
>> No, she's got her garment on.
>> She does. That is so unattractive.
>> Yeah, they're like socks.
>> We will make our women unfuckable.
>> Yes. For the remainder of their lives.
>> Yeah. I mean that dude that looks just like it's straight out of the 1800s. She had her hair up in a little apostolic Christian bun with a little Yeah. Oh yeah. She's Mormoned out right there.
>> And uh you know she doesn't have panties underneath that cuz those are her panties,
>> right?
>> Wow. That's sexy.
>> You guys know that.
>> No, she said he was laying down.
>> I cannot. Just looking up at you is giving me like E. Wait, you're not wearing underwear right now? She already said that.
>> She's trying to get her juices on me.
>> Okay. What does this have to do with the cereal? I'm so confused.
>> What's frustrating is that you didn't confront me first. And I feel like now you're like notorious for doing this for a lot of people. Like calling Taylor white trash.
>> Uh-oh.
>> Yeah. De's a [ __ ] When Whitney told me that Dei said I was too Mormon for her, she also told me that Deie called Taylor White trash.
>> She's too Mormon. Guess what her nickname was in high school?
>> Super Soaker. It could be. So she thought she was related to Ben Affleck.
>> Oh no.
>> Cuz her husband her last name is Affleck.
>> Just automatically. Is she related to the duck too?
>> Right. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Not too bright. Demi calls Taylor white trash.
>> That's really funny. I wouldn't even say that. I don't like Taylor.
>> It It seems like you keep doing this and it's talking about.
>> Wait, so when did you call me a white crush?
>> Let me explain where that was coming from. I had just gotten done explaining to the girls the night of the party that we came over. We were like super drunk. So I don't even know if you remember this, but you were like coming over kissing Brett on the head, kissing me on the head, like I love you guys and like being touchy. No. Granted, I knew nothing that was going on. You started being super like flirty with Brett and like laughing with him and leaning over the couch and I was like sitting there and I was like,
>> "No,
>> 1,000% Brett was there. I can confirm." You were leaning over the couch and you were like like laughing into him and you were like talking directly to him while I was sitting right there on the couch.
>> I was like watching you go from like husband to husband, flirty, whatever.
>> I was considered a swinger. So, yeah. I mean, shocker.
>> No, but I didn't know that at the time. So, from my perspective, I'm thinking I got invited to a couple's party and this is trashy.
>> Do you think it's trashy to take off your dress in front of my boyfriend?
>> What?
>> Put your mic on.
>> What are you talking about?
>> You made him extremely uncomfortable cuz you dropped your dress to get miked.
>> No one else is here, right?
>> One thing I can say is they you can tell that they never had much of a childhood. Like they didn't live their 20s at all. They're like children
>> that in adult bodies.
>> Tit for tat.
>> Oh my god. Well, you showed him your bra. It's like
>> That's Dakota.
>> Okay.
>> Yes. Come up.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I have literally already had my bra out when he walked into you dropped it. We I watched you do it.
>> What?
>> Oh my gosh. What is happening right now? This is what I was afraid of. I would rather give birth without an epidural than sit through this any longer.
>> You love your And you didn't need to drop it to get Mike and you took it off and it we were just in your bra. Dakota felt so uncomfortable. The intention matters definitely in that moment. We were in a rush situation to get the mics on. I don't think it's trashy because I think
>> Really? You don't think trashy pulling off your dress in front of my boyfriend?
>> No. Especially because I didn't do that to Brett. That's not trashy because really Oh, you think I went like this, Dakota?
>> I literally was turned like this and unbuttoned. If you're worried about that Dakota problem.
>> No, Dakota felt uncomfortable. He's like her her bra her tits are right there. Like that's uncomfortable.
>> Can you just get out of there?
>> No, I won't. Nope. Cuz you're talking about me. So, no, I won't.
>> De, she needs some space right now.
>> No, I don't care. Where was she last night when she [ __ ] on me when I was literally getting attacked?
>> Hold on. Wow. I thought we had another porno scene. Like, my Hey, you didn't say anything about a [ __ ] scene
>> by everyone. Where was she? What was she doing?
>> We need to disrespect that. What the are you talking about, Jen? Shut up. Guys, we're both going at each other. So, why are you being so rude now? You're being a [ __ ]
>> No, I'm not. You are. No, I'm not. Two people right here sitting aside beside Whitney when last night was like the probably the most heightened experience we've experienced in this whole journey and no one said [ __ ] except for Taylor who we had the blow up. Then we have a freaking Minion Fest over here.
>> Minion fest. Wala fest. two little puppies sitting next to Wendy being like doing standup comedy for two decades and and working with plenty of women comics and there are some funny women comics but almost I used to count down when I was listening to XM radio the comedy channel standup comedians on it when I was on the road that's all I listen to I used to count down when a woman comedian would come on how many seconds it would take before she started talking about her vagina and it's like every [ __ ] time I don't think I made it past 10 seconds
>> Oh wow For some reason, women have they just love talking about their veg. And uh as much as men love the V, we don't like to hear about it. It's not something I really care to ever discuss or have anybody tell me about. And now we got soaking. We got meat curtains. We got
>> roast beef labia talk. We got just all kinds of stuff going on here. And now they're painting pictures of it. I don't Okay, real quick. I want to I want to ask Pat a couple. I have questions.
>> Oh, no. The cost of that. Yeah, I have questions. Uh, so we're going to go to our panel and ask Pat, hey Pat, so two-part question. First of all, laboplasty. What are the costs on average for that surgery? And also, what are the longest lips uh in history uh involving that surgery?
>> Absolutely, Rodney. Let's dive into that. So, on average, laboplasty tends to cost somewhere between about $3,000 to $8,000 in the US. It varies depending on the surgeon, the clinic, and where you're located. Now, as for the second part of that question, the longest loops in history when it comes to laboplasty, that's definitely not an official record anyone's keeping. Let's just say that's a bit of a a a humorous mystery. So, no Guinness World Record on that one.
>> Oh, Pat, thank you so much. Hey, Pat would know. She knows two things. Subarus and Leas.
>> That's right. She does. That's gross.
>> Oh my god. See, again, that that sounds like something a stand a female comic would say on stage. I [ __ ] got my meat curtains cut off. I made an Italian beef sandwich. It's like, oh god, no. Stop. Nobody wants to hear that [ __ ]
>> No.
>> So, um, wow. She's putting it right out there. I mean, she does not she does not care that the whole world knows she has giant meat curtains down downstairs. She is not mincing her words about her beef.
>> Wow. That's I mean, you know, and some women would say she's so brave for talking about her meat curtains like that. It's like, no, that's some [ __ ] It's like a guy talking about his balls hanging down to his knees, you know?
>> Right. Nobody wants to hear about it.
>> Nah. And I mean, a guy will say stuff like that, but he's probably in his 70s, you know? He's not he's not a 20-some year old hottie, you know? It's like nobody wants to hear that your your um beef jerky stretch down to your, you know, mid thigh. Drew a picture of a vagina and it looks the same.
>> And they're both named candy.
>> They they both think very highly of their their pink taco, don't they?
>> They do. The flavor.
>> Yeah. The candy taco.
>> The [ __ ]
>> Yeah. No. Should I show you?
>> My god, that was a good two in. She was like this.
>> That's what she said.
>> They gave the [ __ ] sign. throwing up gang signs over there.
>> How they're all accidentally [ __ ] people,
>> right?
>> I' I've I've you know, I've done a lot of crazy things in my life, but accidentally [ __ ] someone
>> No,
>> hasn't happened. Is I you know, I I was an alcoholic, so I mean I could have came close to accidentally [ __ ] someone, but as far as I remember, I've never accidentally had sex out indirectly,
>> but I'm just going to post it like I need help,
>> right?
>> Basically telling telling her I [ __ ] her boyfriend. That's exactly what that was.
>> Yes. Women are evil, man. They're they're plotters.
>> They sit around and plot [ __ ] Guys are like, I don't know. What are you talking about? Like, oh, you know, you know exactly what I'm talking about. No, I really truly don't know you're worried.
>> No, she she cannot wait. It's literally bubbling up in her brain right now so bad.
>> She's talking about it. I I totally don't want to do this,
But I feel like she needs to know. I mean, on national TV. Yeah, she would want me to tell her broad that her boyfriend is. Yeah. He's in uh med school or whatever or going to med school and um, he's so watch her from here on out.
Okay. And everything she claims is true, but you know, she's on TV, so she's going to play, you know, the role of I'm not paying attention. She might have blew one of them in the alley after, you know, afterwards.
Well, it's allowed. It's soft.
Well, that's true. That's soft swinging. I don't think that's how that works. You don't get to go out and blow Chip and Dale's dancers.
Right?
It's soft swinging.
Only if he's present, right? He has to be present.
Yeah, he was in the same state.
Women rubbing lube on gay men, gay shirtless men and and totally getting off on it. That's hilarious. So, yeah. So, there she is. I mean, she's looking at something. I don't know why.
She's super uncomfortable.
But she's she's acting like she's super uncomfortable. That [ __ ] is not uncomfortable. I promise you.
She is eating it with her eyes.
Yeah, for sure. So yeah, so we find out, we'll find out what happens uh later. Um, but um no big deal. Just a bunch of broads going to Vegas and going to a Chip and Dale. I look I mean if they all ended up in a hotel room with some ecstasy and a bunch of cocaine, then I i' You know.
Could be a problem.
Yeah, it could be a problem then. But you know, none of that probably happened.
We can only hope so.
Super now. [Music] Oh, Chip and Dales. I've heard of it all my life. This is my first time going. And honestly, jaw on the floor [Applause] cuz you're slipping around. I can't believe the other girls are missing this right now. We're having the time of our lives. We are letting loose. We're having fun. And this is what Vegas is all about. [Applause] I'm so glad that you're having me watch this.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Like, I've never seen naked guys before.
Right?
Well, I mean, they're Mormons, so.
Well, they're not supposed to watch porn.
Well, now she's in one. One of my favorite moments from the show is when Ila gets pulled on stage. She's single. She's the one that deserves it. But seeing her get like.
That's also um funny enough her dad's favorite moment in the show when she gets bent over by a gay man on in front of thousands of people and millions worldwide.
Yes. Proud.
Proud. Proud moment.
Bent over and danced on just made my night. What?
Why you looking at me like that? Like what? I don't know. He did like.
What?
What?
I don't know. I could just tell you like your faces are off.
I feel like I need to.
Your faces are off. [Music]
I didn't want to bring it up and then like you had that fight when I was there at the house and I was like, "Well, maybe my gut is telling me something and I need to show it to her." I didn't want to upset you and I feel horrible telling you now cuz you're about to give birth. Yeah, but I feel like if it were me, I would want to know. And I feel like you would probably want to know the more I think about it. And so, long story short, like, you know, I do my like confession Sundays or whatever, like the center Sundays.
Someone sent in a confession about Dakota.
Taylor and I have been friends for years. And I don't care so much to tell her these things. If I was in.
I mean, she looks like if she would star in a movie as a witch, like an evil witch.
Yeah, she's actually the sweetest one. That's the one where her uh baby daddy got killed.
Oh.
Mhm. She's really kind.
Wow. She just had that look like I am about to ruin this bitch's life right now.
Yes. Yes. Well, I think we all get that look.
Can't have it both ways. She's either an evil witch or she's not.
You say she's sweet. All right.
She is.
In her situation, I would want to know.
See, right there.
The only thing that still makes me worried about telling her is the fact that she's going to have a baby any day. I don't want to put her into labor. You want me to read it to you?
Yeah.
They said, "I accidentally slept with Dakota before I knew he and Taylor were together, and I only met Taylor once. I'm terrified to tell her, but I feel like she has the right to now help."
I accidentally slept with Dakota, right?
He tripped and fell right in it. [Music]
Wow, cliffhanger.
Thank you so much.
Absolutely amazing. Um, all right. So, let's see. So, let's talk about this a little bit. Um, back to uh we'll just recap. So, soft swinging. I mean, um, sounds to me like it's just a bunch of people that that are completely oppressed in their marriage and uh can't get out of it for whatever religious reason. So, they're just having sex. I mean, if just because you're not having intercourse, and they probably are on the side anyways, doesn't mean you're not having sex. Um, what are your thoughts on that?
They're cheating. At the end of the day, they're opening their their marriages because they're bored.
Yeah.
That's how I look at it.
Yeah, 100%.
They're inviting in the evil.
They're a bunch of cheating Mormons. You know what I'm saying? Um, so we got the pregnancy test. Her mom tells her she's so stupid. Um.
Well, she's not wrong.
Abby from Dance Moms calls her a stupid. Um, and then we have the porn addiction, which is hilarious.
That's stupid.
Yeah, come on. No one's really addicted to porn. I know there's for whatever reason I get a lot of commercials on my YouTube that are for porn addiction and I don't know how they figured that out. Like I don't algorithm screwed.
I don't know how they know how much porn I watch on YouTube but they do.
You got to get the incognito.
Yeah. I don't.
You can you can totally tell I do not care. People know how much and what kind of porn I watch. Uh then we have the trashy accusations. Uh um dropping dress for Mike. Stop and react. Uh, what is that? Dropping dress for Mike.
Yeah, Dei dropped her mic or dropped her dress in front of Dakota.
Oh, she dropped her dress. That's right. And then of course we got the labial plasty and meat curtains. Uh, the art project and um, we talked about that. That's disgusting. I don't believe I want to talk about that anymore. And then the anonymous confession at the very end. That's a lot to unpack. And um, of course the Chip and Dale's uh, oil scene.
Um, so a couple questions. So, if you um Okay, let me ask you this. Is dropping your dress or or your bra in front of someone trashy? I mean, or just another Tuesday.
I mean, I guess it depends on the people, right? A bra is like a bathing suit top.
Sure.
I mean, they're more revealing than a bra, but it's to me. So, in season 2, you'll learn more about her. And she's definitely scandalous.
Okay.
She did it on purpose.
She did it on purpose. She was like, "Oh my god, my shirt fell off and my bra is hanging out." Um, on a scale from yoga pants came on a scale from yoga pants cameltoe to fullon meat curtain sculpture, what's your tmi limit on those two?
All of it.
Yeah.
I don't want to know about that.
Yeah.
Ever.
No kidding. I I agree with you.
Uh, let me ask you this. Would you tell a pregnant friend her man cheated or let her enjoy the last peaceful week of her life?
Nope.
You would for sure tell her?
Yes.
And I mean, you wouldn't wait. There would be no hesitation as soon.
I wouldn't be able to. It would be bubbling. I'd have to be like.
As soon as you found out you're So guys, if you Hey, if you're cheating on on one of her friends, do not let her find out. It is over for you.
It is.
Uh, okay. Be honest. Chip andale's fun night out or Bachelor at Fever Dream.
Fun night out.
Fun night out.
Fun night out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like Magic Mike. Fun night out.
Yeah, for sure. And And no one's banging the um.
No one's banging the Chip and Dales guys. I mean.
It's just the other chip guys.
Say no more. It's just like when I was a college cheerleader. Like, I wonder who's sleeping with the cheerleaders. The other cheerleaders, right?
Of course, we keep it in house.
Yeah, we all we that's all we do is spend time together. All right, guys. Listen, I had a great time. Um, it was fun reacting to it. Uh, Mormons, what a trip, man. These people have got a strange uh life. And uh we're going to get into more of this. We're not going to do this every week, but we're I I got to I got to make her happy um every now and then. Uh, so we'll definitely come back to this. We'll see how people react. Be sure to leave comments uh down below about who your character favorite characters are and or what you thought of each one or just anything any questions or anything you want to see the next time. Um, so we went from soft swinging to uh meat curtain sculptures to Chip andale's oily lap dances and somehow this all makes sense in Bizarro Universe. Lisa, let me ask you this. What stood out to you the most in this episode? What were were you like? I know you've seen this already, but for the first time you watched it, just so people know, what in your opinion, what stood out for you the most?
The Jesse's um extra 2 in on Poor Thing.
Yeah, it stood out. Absolutely.
Poor thing. Yeah, she's that's my favorite character. So.
Uh, and honestly, after watching all this, do you think this group is more of a reality show or a cautionary tale?
I think it is a 50/50 mix.
Yeah.
For sure. Yeah. Don't keep Don't be Mormon and don't be swinging, but it's good for it's good TV.
Yeah, no doubt. I mean, it's great for the viewer. No doubt about it. Who would have thought I'd get this sucked in to this this fast? I didn't, but now I'm hooked. I cannot wait to see what happens on the next episode. We're going to get into that. Uh, this is just season 1. I know you guys are watch I know you guys are watching right there with us. So with that being said, hey, thanks again for tuning in. Um, I had a great time today, Lisa. Thanks for coming out in the heat. And um, and remember guys, as always, God loves you and so do we. Peace.