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A large pink cake is spotted on the background. But wait, this cake looks familiar! Kirby casually passes by the abandoned cake.
Kirby: Today will be such a tiring day.
Kirby: I still have a lot of preparations to do...
Kirby: I need to go buy some presents first.
Kirby: Hopefully, no one will intrude the cake.
Kirby proceeds to keep walking to complete his duty...
Meanwhile, a few miles away from the cake...
Sonic: That's a nice-looking cake! Though, it seems familiar.
Mario: Luigi, look at this amazing cake I found! It looks so delicious and we need to eat it for ourselves!
Luigi: Yeah, and what is that stupid fat rodent doing there?
Luigi: He shouldn't be here to take it away from us!
Sonic: What?! No! You idiots are not worthy for this cake!
Sonic: I found it first, so it's mine!
Mario: Hey, we both first spot it and then declared the cake already belongs to the both of us ('us' as in Mario himself and Luigi)!
Mario: Got a problem with it, Stupid The Hedgehog?
Luigi: Go away and enjoy your day, if it's ours, it's final we already own the cake.
Sonic: Want a fight? Then come at me and let's decide who's the one who'll turn into cake!
Sonic casually dodges Luigi's lightning shot.
Luigi (to Mario): He just dodged my electric shot that easily!
Sonic then lands a surprising flying kick towards Luigi!
Mario: I need to hurry up and help Luigi fend off that cake-hungry monster and claim the cake!
Mario (gets spindashed upwards by Sonic): MAMMA MIA THAT HURTS!!!
Sonic (rapidly punching Mario): NAH, FACE MY WRATH SUCKER!
Meanwhile, Sans tries to observe the three from afar...
Sans: Ah shucks, here we go again.
Sans: It's free real estate whenever it's always them fighting for a cake which belongs to neither.
Sans quickly dodges Sonic attempting to stomp on him.
Sonic: How amusing that you chose to join the altercation, Sans.
Sonic: By the way, none of you'll get to the cake until I eat it all!
Sonic's Mission: With the mission to nab the cake all for himself while avoiding his opponents, Sonic becomes the main protagonist for the cake brawlout!
Sonic dodges out of the scene before Sans' dropped anvil would hit him!
Sonic: Which one of you dropped that anvil?!
Mario and Luigi ultimately prepares themselves for the big fight by charging forward!
Mario (punches Sans repeatedly): You're not getting the cake today, bastard!
Sans (while getting punched by Mario): Of course I'm not, hmph.
Sans gets knocked down in a flash by Mario!
Luigi (to Mario): We can't lose to those two mindless brains!
Luigi then gets lasered by Sans' gaster blaster firearm...
Sans: You can't just fight over someone's belongings.
Before Sonic's flying kick could hit him, Sans dodges out of the way quick!
Sonic (getting punched repeatedly by Sans): Go home if you're too weak for this, Sans!
Sans (keeps on punching Sonic using his gaster blaster firearm): You're literally fighting over a cake, dummy.
Sonic gets knocked afar by Sans!
Sonic: I can easily beat you all in a second!
While Mario interrupts Sonic by ramming head-on towards Sonic!
Mario (rapidly punches Sonic): THE CAKE DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!
Luigi: This battle is taking an interesting turn...
Luigi: I bet no one can dethrone the Mario Bros!
Luigi (gets stomped on by Sonic): GET OFF ME, UGLY RODENT!!!
Sonic (punching and kicking Luigi): How can two pathetic plumbers be throned?!
While Sans lasered both Sonic and Luigi at once, Mario does a flying kick at Sans!
Sans (keeps on punching Mario using his gaster blaster firearm): You can leave if you think this fight is stupid.
Meanwhile, Mario gets sent upwards, and then homing-attacked by Sonic downwards!
Sonic (punches Mario in a rapid pace): Why did you two bother to eat it, anyway?!
Luigi: Haha, no one is strong enough to beat us!
Luigi (gets hit by Sans' flying bone): DON'T BREAK MY BONES WITH THAT!
Sans: At this point, you all are building a mini-circus.
And then Sonic interrupts Sans by spindashing towards him!
Sonic (running to the cake): Feel the pain? No one can stop me!
Sonic is now in front of the big cake!
Sonic: Finally, I've reached it.
Sonic: My mission is finally done!
Before Sonic could get closer to the cake, he suddenly ascended out of nowhere.
Mario (waving at Sonic): Take that, you selfish cocky bastard!
Sans: Looks like security was implemented this time.
Sans: Though, knowing you two will steal it anyway, doesn't mean I'll let you both off the hook, either.
Sans' Objective: Since Sonic was eliminated from the fight, Sans replaces Sonic as the next protagonist to solely deal with the Mario Bros!
Sans dodges Luigi's attempted lightning shot!
And later on Sans gets chased by Mario!
Mario (punching and kicking Sans): Don't be a party pooper and let us enjoy it!
Sans counterattacks by lasering Mario downwards!
Sans: Unless you bought one yourself, I don't mind.
Sans: This is a security-guarded cake we're talking.
As soon Luigi headbutted Sans, Sans immediately counters with a laser blast launching Luigi upwards!
Sans (rapidly punches Luigi using his gaster blaser firearm): You wouldn't feel these punches if you left!
Luigi has been temporarily knocked down!
Mario (to Luigi): Don't worry, we will eventually breach the cake and eat it all up without any interference!
Mario screams in pain as he gets lasered by Sans.
Sans: If so, don't eat this cake and actually buy one!
Mario then gets into a round of dodging various falling anvils from Sans, Undertale-style!
Luigi: How are we supposed to dodge his attacks?!
Luigi suddenly gets pounded by one of Sans' anvils.
Mario (running for his life): I have no idea! He can't leave us alone!
Mario then gets impaled aback from one of Sans' flying bones.
Meanwhile, Alza comes in, watching from afar...
Perodua Alza: Looks like Sonic activated the float mechanism.
Perodua Alza: He tried to steal her cake so it's good he's caught!
Perodua Alza: Wait, there's more dumbasses fighting over it?!
Perodua Alza: Damn it, that cake belongs to BreadButter!
Perodua Alza: I can't let those guys ruin my goofball's day!
Perodua Alza (unsheathes his knife): THEY WON'T NAB IT, NOT WHEN I'LL SLICE 'EM!
Alza's Quest: With Alza officially joining the battle, he replaces Sans in becoming the special protagonist to fulfill his desire to deliver the cake to BreadButter!
Sans (starts levitating in the air): Gather here and listen carefully, Mario Bros.
Sans: Stealing someone's cake isn't gonna bring you any good fortune or benefit whatsoever.
Sans: To add salt in the wound, you two are basically acting immature and ruining your reputations.
Sans: What were you both thinking about, anyway?
Sans: Your massaging chair brand was a success and yet, you both disappointed me with this act.
Sans: I think you'd even consider stealing money next.
Sans: You should be ashamed of yourselves for this.
Meanwhile, Alza charges in with his knife on-tire offscreen to give the Mario Bros a good ramming-on! Silence brims.
Sans: Looks like I have another one to eye on.
Alza proceeds to launch Mario and Luigi upwards in a twice-succession using his knife!
Perodua Alza (aggressively slashing at both Mario and Luigi): GET AWAY FROM HER DAMN CAKE!!!
Mario and Luigi were temporarily knocked down by Alza's downward charging-attack!
Sans: Hmm, that mention of 'her' piqued my interest.
Sans: Alz knows who it belongs to, so I should get out of here to not be mistaken as an enemy.
Perodua Alza: Yeah, kindly do while I go handle this myself!
Sans: Sure, go teach those brothers a tasty lesson.
Sans slowly backs out from the ongoing fight...
While trying to catch Alza off-guard, Mario and Luigi were immediately slashed away by Alza!
Perodua Alza: It's my turn to take over this bloody cake fight, unless you both are willing to flee right now!
Perodua Alza: Give up before I shove this knife up your throats!
Mario: Luigi, we should ignore that busybody car and start strategizing on how to get to the cake!
Mario and Luigi decides to split up to start planning.
Alza starts accelerating forward to catch up with the Mario Bros, one by one!
Perodua Alza (while accelerating): You guys just made the worst decision here...
Perodua Alza (while accelerating): YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW VIOLENT I CAN GET!
In Alza's POV, Mario is seen talking to himself on how to disable the cake's security.
Mario couldn't finish his sentence as he got knocked upwards by Alza!
Mario (getting sliced up repeatedly by Alza): THIS HURTS THIS HURTS THIS HURTS!!!
Alza attempts to ignore Mario's pleas by shouting an ear-damaging battle cry at Mario. Typical of Alza.
Mario (still getting slashed on by Alza): I'M SO SORRY FOR MESSING WITH YOU!!!
Mario then gets stomped downwards, and launched upwards again by Alza, getting knocked out from the fight.
Alza heads out to look for Luigi...
Luigi: Hmm, how do I disable the cake's security? Maybe that red button from afar would help!
Luigi also failed to start his strategy as he gets pierced by Alza.
Perodua Alza (repeatedly slashing Luigi): HRK! YOUR BODY FEELS WEAK FOR A SKINNY!
Perodua Alza (repeatedly slashing Luigi): CAN'T HANDLE IT, BOZO?! WELL, YOU'RE DONE!
Luigi is knocked out, and his body lands right next to Mario's unconscious body.
Perodua Alza: Wow, this felt too short for a finishing beatdown.
Alza proceeds to sheathe his knife...
Perodua Alza: Time to reclaim the cake before intruders do.
Alza leaves the scene and leaves the Mario Bros alone.
Alza arrives at the red button, which is the source of the anti-gravity mechanism protecting the cake.
Alza turns off the mechanism by pressing (or more specifically, punching on) the red button. Well, his style of interacting with things are by using violence?
Now that the mechanism is gone, Alza is free to collect the cake and complete his quest!
Alza has arrived right next to the cake...
...and picked up the cake effortlessly, just like that.
Perodua Alza (carrying the cake): Thank goodness Luigi didn't get to the button!
Perodua Alza (carrying the cake): They have no rights to steal this precious cake!
Perodua Alza (carrying the cake): Kirby's done a horrible job at guarding the cake.
Alza keeps the cake with him carefully and starts looking for BreadButter.
A Special Bonus Scene! - "Happy Birthday BreadButter": Promoted By @alzalz4 - (Mind you, Alza promoted this scene.)
Perodua Alza: Heyo! Happy birthday, Butter!
Perodua Alza: Hopefully your day is full of shiny rainbows!
Perodua Alza (presents the cake): Here's the cake I got for you!
BreadButter (in surprise): Really? Is this for me?
Perodua Alza: Yeah, of course! It's for you, Butter!
Perodua Alza (gives the cake to BreadButter): Anyways, carry onto this tightly, please.
BreadButter: That's such a big cake.
BreadButter: Thanks for the wishes, Alza.
Perodua Alza: No problem, Butter!
Perodua Alza: So you have anything in mind now?
BreadButter: I'm pretty sure Kirby told you to deliver it... right?
Perodua Alza: Yeah, I totally didn't fight a bunch of idiots for this cake.
BreadButter: So, I was thinking if we can go ask Random out to try out some of the trendiest food in town.
While BreadButter is talking, Alza quietly stares at her while keeping up that 'smile' on his face. He has something personal in mind...
BreadButter: What is with that face?
BreadButter: Oh no, here he comes!
Alza successfully kidnaps BreadButter into his car body, keeping that smug on his face. So that's what he was up to.
Kirby (while observing from afar): So he's the reason why the cake disappeared.
Kirby: I never gave him the green light to take it yet.
Kirby: I did told Bread that Alza should deliver it...
Perodua Alza (approaches Kirby): What's up, poyo? Was I too quick?
Kirby: Yes, and you did fought intruders from the cake.
BreadButter (inside Alza): So that was a lie. But at least it's great that he got the cake.
Perodua Alza: I'm kinda sorry for getting away with that lie!
Kirby: Cheers, Alzie! You saved the cake, after all!
Perodua Alza: So you want to join us for our hangouts now?
Perodua Alza: Since you're here, I assume you got the gifts done.
Kirby: I would never reject such a friendly request!
Kirby: I'm excited to see what you guys have in store!
BreadButter (inside Alza): Well, let's buckle up.
Kirby gets inside Alza's car body to start having fun together!
Perodua Alza: Before that, let's invite Random to join us too!
Outro Title - At least Alza was forgiven...
Outro Song: - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)
Meanwhile post-outro, at outer-space, Sonic still hasn't stopped ascending until now...
Sonic (while still ascending): Wait, w-where am I even ascending to?
Before Sonic could finish talking, he got rammed by Eggman's eggmobile. Also, what is Eggman doing in space?
The end.