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>> He had a STD.
>> Yeah.
>> EXACTLY.
>> YOU ENJOYED IT THOUGH.
>> But you enjoyed it.
>> That's different.
>> But you enjoy. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT
>> ENJOY. I'M GLAD WE DYING.
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>> Hey, welcome back to Everyday Friday. I'm your host Robbie World.
>> I'm your host Ty Stupid.
>> And today we got two lovely guests. Before we introduce them, we got to go some ground rules.
>> None of this is real. All this is cap. You can't use any federal document, anything dealing with legal case, anything with FBI, CSI, anything dealing with everything d FBA, STD, allergist, all this, everything dealing with anything from A to Z and the United [music] States government judicial system.
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>> Damn. You been practicing?
>> Oh, yeah. Who we got today?
[laughter]
>> Hi, it's Erica. Envy Erica. Y'all all know me from Josson's Cabaret. But before Jos's Cabaret, I was one of the most girls making top dollar. So, you might recognize me from there, but I'm different now. So, it's in Erica.
>> Hey, I'm Dez. Y'all know me from Ding the Cavaret season five and six. I am not in, but I'm just here for the support of course and you know spice something up a little bit.
>> We got from the cabinet.
[laughter]
>> So, how was that?
>> It was
[laughter] it was a time it was a different experience. you surrounded by like I love being surrounded by I love but you some crazy
>> the opposite I do not like being around a lot of
>> oh you know I live through it so
>> yeah so what was like the wild
>> we we are survivors
>> definitely
>> so wait what was like the wildest time you had on there
>> what was not wild
>> what was your favorite off camera or on camera
>> both
[laughter] of them She uh well the wildest happened behind the cameras but you know so that was my favorite part.
>> Okay.
>> I feel like my wildest part was half on camera half off camera. Um, it was last season like after you got sent home, but when we was in Cancun, Mexico and
>> was in each other's just for fun. Like it was in the pool, we got drunk and everybody was
>> everybody said cut, we said action.
>> Really?
[laughter]
>> Freaky little freaky.
>> Which one you ate?
>> I got my
>> Who ate? Who ate the better too?
>> I wasn't there clearly.
>> Oh, so who you ate and who ate your
>> Which one?
>> Who ate my No, you ate.
>> Shout out to dark liquor.
[laughter]
>> Dark liquor. Who is that? Dark Oh, the dark.
>> It don't matter. It's just dark liquor. But uh
>> she know who she is. I didn't eat nobody.
>> Oh,
>> she she was she was like I was
>> So you was at the end of the centipede.
[laughter]
>> The end?
>> It was just me and her. She ain't mind. She ain't my friend. And I was like, "Whoa, you a eater.
>> I love it here."
>> It was nice. But I was trying to be loyal to my baby that
>> Oh, get it.
>> Tell it.
>> If y'all ain't know, we a couple.
>> All right.
>> We cheat a little bit, but it's okay.
>> Wait, so how did you guys hook up?
>> On the show?
>> Oh, y'all on the show?
>> We met season five.
>> Mhm.
>> Oh, so who who walked up to who first?
>> Well, what happened was I didn't know like she liked girls. I just thought she was beautiful from the moment I seen her and we became friends. She stored me in her phone as Erica season 5 cutie. I was like, "Oh, she think I'm cute. So, I'm going shoot my shot."
>> So, after that, I shoot my shot a little bit. I found out she like girls and I was like, "Oh, okay." So, it just was up and we went on a date. We actually went on a date while we was filming.
>> It was up and down, ROUND AND ROUND.
[laughter]
>> OH, so y'all y'all did it. So, who paid who paid for dinner?
>> That's a problem. We're looking FOR A THIRD.
>> OH, GOT YOU.
>> We need We need somebody to pay for
>> We need some masculinity
>> to open the door.
>> We're looking for We're looking for a sp or a man cuz we need somebody with some masculine energy. We're both very feminine. We're feminine.
>> We take turns to open a door.
>> Oh. To open a door. Okay. Okay.
>> Grab the check.
>> But she won't kill a bug. I won't kill a bug. So, the bug just be living.
>> So, who do you feel like who wears the draws in a relationship if you had to?
>> nobody where to draw.
>> I think we I think I think it's the same. We got our moments.
>> I'll submit sometimes she'll submit sometime and then sometimes we both don't submit and we just head clash. So
>> yeah.
>> Mhm. It's interesting.
>> And by head clash you mean by like
>> eating each other out?
>> No. No. Physically and
>> I'm not I'm okay with that too.
>> No. Sometimes we argue. Sometimes we you know it out. But some we definitely argue and then be like
>> that's good when you argue [ __ ] it out. That's always That's always
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But she just a little too much, you know.
>> So, who's a freak?
>> So, that's why we'll be arguing.
>> Who's the freaky side of y'all? Oh, she is. Okay.
>> Yeah, because she freak everywhere.
>> I'm not a freak everywhere.
>> Wait, what makes you a freak?
>> Everything. You didn't see what she did with the microphone?
>> No. Can you please demonstrate that? Can we actually have that on camera?
>> You got to just catch it off the instinct. Like, it's a little natural for me. Like, I'm See,
>> you missed it. You just missed
[laughter] it again. It happens so quick. You got to do
>> It's just
>> It's okay to be freak.
>> Okay.
>> I feel like it's just like a reaction. She's just
>> But you me though.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
[laughter]
>> Morning or night?
>> I
[laughter] What's night?
>> Because
>> because you're drunk and lit and it's just better. I'm going to be like whether drunk or not. Like I'm a little more self-conscious. So I like want everything to be perfect. I'm a perfectionist. So in the dark you don't know what's looking like what what's sounding like what. Everything is just like you're you're more free and I could just be my most freakiest nastiest self without feeling like I'm being judged. Even though I know she don't judge me or
>> I like the lights. I want to see.
>> I don't I I want it dark cuz that's when I'm getting
>> I want to see your face. I want to see what you're doing.
>> Like I want to see Hey, I might be eating like
>> I want to see that.
[laughter] I'm not my family. Well, let's fix the coming part down there.
>> I don't want her think that I'm looking like that. Like,
>> why would you look like that?
[laughter]
>> I mean, some That's the best. Sometimes that's the best.
>> You got to go all in.
>> She does not look like that.
>> You can't look cute down there. You got to get
>> I don't know what I look like. No, it always light.
>> So, you know, you always fall asleep. So, let's be real. You fall asleep. So, hopping in the morning.
[laughter]
>> And I put in a car in that one Uber and I was like this.
>> You didn't know that because it was dark but I was in a
[screaming]
>> You didn't see it.
>> I prefer to
[laughter] I I prefer
>> I prefer you to not know what I look like.
>> She did not look like I was like
>> I'm pretty sure everybody eat like that. Look cute.
[laughter] That's what I'm saying. If I'm in the light, I'm like,
>> I'm like, you like that? But in the dark, I'm like,
>> you know,
[laughter] it's different.
>> It's different.
>> I just want to be like, I don't know. From this day on, we're going to have the lights on.
[laughter]
>> Literally, you need to SEE WHAT SHE DOING.
>> Give me that.
>> When you get It shouldn't look It shouldn't look pretty.
>> Yeah, it should look pretty.
>> No, it should be. Like I said on the last podcast, my girl got suck my like she like you ever seen a rocker eat a tire. I go
[laughter] crazy.
>> I like it like that. Like I don't want to look cute. I want the lights off so you can't see me. So why I'm just acting a little
>> because I want to look cute. I'm like
>> Exactly. That's why I get dark.
>> You know what I'm saying? Like it's a little different.
>> Do y'all use any toys?
>> Name three.
>> Well, before you name them, this is brought to you by
>> Jerk Beats. Nope. Tokyo Valentino. Tokyo Valentino. Of
>> course about them.
[laughter]
>> If you can just pick out your favorite toy.
[laughter]
>> Shout out to Be. Oh,
[screaming] watch out for the toys.
>> Top five most attractive women
>> in the industry. Like it can be
>> like in OF industry. OF industry modeling artist like top five women you would like smash or beating y'all you know
>> Khalani
>> I was going to say her
>> Khalani
>> I was going to say Khalani cuz she got that she got that
>> she's feminine but she's the
>> I like that like I like her hand.
>> Yeah.
>> Something about from here down that I like about her.
>> Is it a forearm or is it
>> It's her hand. Oh, that's her arm.
>> I never heard of that. The whole hand.
>> This her arm.
>> Her her arm. Yeah. You like the hand?
>> All right. YOU GOT
[laughter] not the arm.
>> THIS IS THE HAND. IT'S THE HEAD.
>> ARM. Right here. Right. Right. Right. It's the arm. The arm. I knew what you meant. I'm trying to cut it in half. So that's
>> shout out to you. You
>> look at you like my story. I was looking at you since
>> who?
>> Hi Kani. But it's for us.
>> Yes, it's for me.
>> No, you trying to get her for yourself.
>> I get in trouble.
>> Okay.
[ __ ]
>> Who else?
>> Um,
>> Angelina Jolie.
>> I know because
>> that's a good one.
>> But you know like
>> then can I pick a porn star?
>> Well, Angelina Jolie like in Tomb Raider. Angelina Jolie
>> like Angelina
>> Mr. and Mrs.
>> 2015.
>> But um
>> not
>> Kayla.
>> Kayla. Who's Kayla?
>> Miss Kayla.
>> Miss Kayla.
>> YEAH.
>> CALL HER RIGHT NOW. That's a good one.
>> Let me see her. Let me see her.
>> We go way back.
>> What you did?
>> Hey, Kayla.
>> I know. I have somebody in my mind, but I can't think about it.
>> Those are my three. Keani,
>> cuz you got your
>> Angelina and Kayla.
>> Kayla, you made it with the stars, baby. Eat that up.
>> Shout out to Kayla. Shout out to Kayla. Matter of fact, I'm call
>> Miss Tennessee Whiskey.
>> I want to see who she is.
>> It was her birthday this weekend.
>> She's a Sagittarius.
>> Yeah. No, a Sagittarius.
>> That's a Sag.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is a Sagittarius.
>> Wait, do I look good?
>> It's a Sag.
>> She answer.
>> Good luck. No,
>> I don't think she got this number.
>> No, remember to tell.
>> Where Where my phone at?
>> You call her. You got her number.
[laughter] Hi, baby.
>> I miss you.
>> Wait, who is Erica?
>> Who's the other person?
>> Hi, Kayla.
>> Hi.
>> I know. I know. I know. I was like, I know.
>> I don't know if this is the guy again.
>> No, it's not that guy.
>> Oh, okay. When it was your birthday,
>> huh?
>> Can I say hi?
>> Oh, yeah. Um,
>> so they told me like, pick my top three girls. Obviously, you end up in the top, so that's why we're here.
>> I approve.
>> I miss you.
>> Miss you, too.
>> The double-sided was like, you know, great.
>> Doublesided.
>> It's been a long time.
>> Yeah, cuz I'm
>> Do we Do we have a video?
>> I want to see it.
>> We do.
>> It's been a while.
>> I want to see it.
>> A new one though.
>> Excuse me.
>> I might let you turn me out. This my girlfriend, but I might let you turn me out again.
>> Double sided.
>> You being turn.
[laughter] So y'all need a triple sided.
>> Yeah, triple pull.
[laughter]
>> Can you send that video uh to Trey?
>> It's I told you I haven't done it in a long time.
>> Make a new one.
>> They're going to make a new one.
>> Well, um can I see
[clears throat]
>> was it? Yeah, it was. Yeah.
>> Well, shout out to you cuz I'm here and they you know who I love the most and you were my favorite collab. put is good, smell good, look good, taste good. So, you know, I'm just happy to be here.
>> All right, that's it.
[laughter]
>> All right.
>> All right.
>> We got no hiding.
[laughter]
>> No,
[snorts] I'm just playing.
>> Well, we we had a time.
>> Clearly, we know
>> you can't find that KIND OF BEFORE YOU GUYS like a long time ago. But you wanted every detail.
>> You can't find it. Every detail.
>> Every detail.
>> It looked good.
>> Come on. Can we Can we tell everything what y'all did? We detail step by step.
>> You can't find that video no more, but
>> Okay. But we could relive it through you.
>> Very.
>> Okay.
>> I don't even know how much to talk.
>> So like what I did like I was kissing.
>> Oh, we did it.
>> Kissing.
>> You you you like to watch, don't you?
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. I can tell you're directing.
>> You like to watch.
>> I do.
>> So how would you direct that scene? I'll be like kiss her back ears. Go down a little bit forward. Kiss a little.
>> Yeah, I will definitely be right there. I'll be right there.
>> Continue.
>> No, please continue. Next.
>> I almost got stiff.
[laughter]
>> Do it.
>> I almost got skiffed.
>> So, let me ask y'all a question, right? Are you guys into men?
>> Tell.
>> I mean, we
>> She's open,
>> you know, and um
>> she's open for me.
>> I I will see. So, if you guys had to choose a guy, if y'all wanted to do something, what kind of like guy would you choose? Like, you know,
>> so you know what's funny?
>> We've been talking about this. We we do honestly want a third.
>> Mhm.
>> It doesn't have to be specifically a guy. It could be a stud as well, but we need some masculine energy. We're very, very feminine.
>> Yeah.
>> So, we've been saying that like she won't kill a bug, I won't kill a bug. Like, she opened the door, I open the door. Like we want somebody who's going to like
>> a gentleman whichever way comes
>> gentle man or gentle woman
>> you know somebody that have foundation already made
>> financial stability
>> you know what I'm saying so
>> emotional intelligence
>> emotional intelligence
>> what is that explain
>> someone that know understand their emotions and not everything needs to be said not everything needs to be felt like someone that is a acknowledge their emotion and can actually pause
>> and actually re-evaluate what's going on
>> you know what I'm saying So, and it's not wrong for men.
>> We want peace, you know, not problems.
>> It's no wrong with no problems. Express them the right way. And we were we're very, so we bicker, we fight, like she'll put her hand.
>> Romantic romance. We don't like toxic, you know?
>> No, it's we don't want no toxic.
>> That's why we need somebody with a little like more sense, more
>> cuz we get toxic.
>> Yes. We're very harmonious.
>> So, wait. What's the most toxic thing y'all ever like done with each other?
>> Oh, why we both just lift our hair?
[laughter] Literally
>> a lot cuz she toxic.
>> I'm not toxic.
>> She likes to disrespect in a street,
>> you know.
>> Do y'all just have like makeup and just be loud?
>> Not always.
>> No.
>> Sometimes she fall asleep.
>> Oh,
>> you know, honestly,
>> you know, she's very physical.
>> She might hit you.
>> Ain't like she she
[laughter] look s Yeah,
>> she might hit you. M
>> actually I no
>> m
>> absolutely not. I will not hit nobody.
>> You look like a pimp already.
>> I'm trying like
[laughter] bet you bet you better than Bis me this
[ __ ]
>> Oh
[laughter] my god.
>> She ride roll down that window.
>> She was over there. You know you know this cute. Don't say this, don't say that.
>> Yeah. No. Like I'm very so it takes me a minute to get there but I'm very like
>> like I'm down to get busy too. She's very particular and she doesn't accept a lot of things.
>> So we need somebody to be able to cuz we're both like I said very feminine.
>> So we're both very emotional. So we need somebody to be able to orchestrate our emotions and tell us to calm down
>> cuz if not it'll full up like it'll end up in a fullblown cat fight.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Yeah. might after, but we going to damage every property in sight before then.
>> Who will win?
>> Huh?
>> Who who's win?
>> Who's who's going to win?
>> Yeah.
>> Depends.
>> Clearly, she's going to win cuz I'm not going to hit her.
>> No, depends on who's ever matter.
>> My money's on her.
[laughter]
>> She got that little Don't do me.
>> No, I mean you you can fight, but I'm just saying just something about the Dominicans, man. Kelly, is that is that Jack playing?
>> I mean, I haven't been mad. The world haven't seen me mad. For real. For real. Yeah,
>> I could fly when I get real mad.
>> Peter Pan flyer
[laughter] can fly.
>> You know, you grow wings.
>> Peter Pan in this.
>> And at the end of the day, I I just want to point out, no, I don't care how mad or how not mad I'm at this, I'm on it with her. So, you come after her, you got to take two of us.
>> Y I don't care how nobody feels. Yeah. I'm in there. Okay. So, how much man got to make?
>> Uh, twice what we make. Oh, triple
>> or twice.
>> Why can't it be double? Why can't
>> Because honestly, honestly, whoever with me myself, I have two kids. So,
>> got
>> if you can take care of two places, you got If I can take care of two places, you got to be able to take care of four.
>> And I got one. So, and you That's a lot.
>> The thing is we
>> I don't even ask for like that. You know what I'm saying? Like you got to just know you got it. You have that's your you got to know that you got it.
>> I feel like we don't ask for nothing that we can't provide for each other. You know what I mean? Like me and her make
>> cuz we could just stick to oursel and that's
>> Yeah. We make very good money. So if you want to it's every man's dream until it's not every man's dream. So if you can't handle the responsibility of it, you cannot reap the benefit of it.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's just what it is. It's a lot of benefit.
>> No, that's
>> You know what I mean? Like we we all have our we like to get two
>> you we going to make it we going to make you feel real good.
>> Well actually you probably did get 10 because probably I'm five uh personality probably five over here too. So you get a different girl every day but they're all good.
>> Different girl different way.
>> One of them is not good.
>> What are the benefits?
>> You know but you know
>> what are the benefits?
>> I mean that's for them to find out.
>> You know
>> me I could take you. Well, you could you could
>> me personally like I'm very passionate. So, I'm not just I my good and I don't know that just cuz I'm saying that. I know that cuz I've been told that
>> my be good.
>> I can cook. I can clean. I can take care of my household.
>> You know what I mean? So, I
>> You like to be inside.
>> I make I can make my whatever it is that my man need. I'm a pleaser. Now, I was just raised that way. My family was very traditional. I'm a little out of the box as far as traditionality, but I'm was raised very traditional. So, I know what it takes to
>> upbringing a household. You know what I'm saying? So, I know what it takes to bring, you know, what my man loves. So, I will sacrifice what I need to please my man
>> as long as it's beneficial just
>> us a whole family. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm okay with that.
>> Or or stud, whichever comes along. A man or
>> I never seen a broke stud. Right. No, I haven't seen a bro stud. That's crazy.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn.
>> I never seen a bro. No offense. Studs have money. Okay.
>> You see, look. She got the chain on.
[laughter]
>> It's over with. It's over with.
>> And we showed up with her today.
[laughter] Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, I come in. I come in.
>> Yeah. No, definitely. um she's more geared towards women and I we can appreciate what each other likes. So me personally like you know she's opened my eyes to more things. For me it was more a thing when it came to women.
>> But I loved her so much that I was like okay whatever it is that you like whatever it is that you want I want to try it.
>> That's beautiful.
>> I genuinely love her. Like she's just overall like can you imagine I know it's kind of a little but can you imagine your best friend
[laughter]
>> if you had a girl best friend
>> but what if you had a girl best friend
>> if you had a girl best friend my girl best friend. Yes.
>> Exactly. So like literally so it's no it's it's no like stereotypes with us. This is genuinely my best friend and she's a good woman. So to be able to have that and then like cherish that and then like you know I'm like okay because I don't really do I like it's a thing with women for me but then to meet her and just we just connected on a different level and she's just like okay like you know she opened my eyes to something different and I like it you know
>> cuz before I was I wasing women I wasn't dating women
>> but her
>> but there's some good women that kind of like equal the same way as the men you know
>> it must be fire.
>> Yeah.
[laughter]
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> See me down there.
>> Sign up to my
>> I'm a reactivated sign up.
[laughter]
>> Okay. So, let me ask y'all Let me ask y'all this question, right? So, what do you feel like you spend the most money on? Like on a regular like
>> food hair.
>> We like to eat
>> food and hair.
>> Food and hair.
>> Yeah.
>> So, how much how much What's the most money you ever spent on hair?
>> $3,000
>> for how many?
>> One hair.
[laughter] One like one.
>> Yeah.
>> What?
>> $3,000.
>> You got to get the good hair on it.
>> How How long did it last?
>> She got it. I mean, like the hair itself.
>> Yeah.
>> If you you know, it lasts long.
>> You can't like
>> But you know, you probably It lasts long. We just never wear constantly wear it again. We'll probably switch it up five time and then wear it again.
>> Okay, cool. I thought like you just
>> you know if you buy a wig a good wig
>> Mhm.
>> with some length
>> then you're going to spend if it's good hair good product that going to last you for a long time you probably use it 30 times.
>> Yeah. So how long should you keep a wig?
>> To me I I got to change my wig because one it start looking you know
>> and I don't know how to maintain it myself. So I constantly got to go with some to somebody to get my hair. So, I get the wig, but then I constantly got to expand.
>> That's not our area of talent. It's not here. It's It's not our area of talent.
>> It's not.
>> Okay.
>> And y'all say food.
>> Our area of time is mine is for sure.
>> Food.
>> Food.
>> So, what's the most What's the most expensive like, you know, date y'all ever?
>> Date. I don't know what the most expensive cuz I didn't pay for it.
>> But what's the most expensive meal you ever receive?
>> What's what
>> like most like expensive meal like you know
>> meal? Um, I don't know cuz I don't look at that like I look at what a place that I like to eat.
>> You know what I'm saying? It could be it could honestly be $10 a a meal or it could be $30 $300 a meal. It doesn't matter. It's whatever I want to eat.
>> You get what I'm saying? So, I don't
>> honestly I don't look a price.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn.
>> Honestly, and I shouldn't look up price.
>> I know I spend a lot of money on food because I know I like to eat. I love good things and I would love to try stuff. So we can be in one one place and even the food could be reasonably priced, but I want this that that and I'm not going to eat it all. I'm not a fat. Like I look good, but I want to try that. I want to try that. I want to try that. I want to try that. And at least everything I want to try is at least going to be $500.
>> That's about that. But we also like drinking. We also like homecooked meal.
>> Okay, cool. Home cook.
>> So like
>> we definitely cook, but we also like to get pretty and go out and have dinner. And who want to have a budget when you go out to eat? We want We want the whole menu. We want the whole menu.
>> I don't want to eat. I mean,
>> well, you know, cuz
>> you paying.
>> You're paying. Yeah.
>> But I in my We don't
[laughter] If we can go ourself out to eat and order the whole menu, even a bottle.
>> Oh, that
>> I don't want nobody coming to our tables. You feel like it's too much. Are you going to eat that? Well, why you order if you No, we
>> make suggestions. So,
[laughter] so if I date with y'all and I'll be like I'll be like, "Hey, what you in the mood for?"
>> Oh, I like everything.
[laughter] Oh, okay. That's not on the menu. So,
>> and then be like, "Baby, that's cute." No, but give me that.
>> Two of that. One of that. Three of those.
>> Like, what do you do with somebody they take them on a date? They be like, "What you want?" Everything. Don't even look at the menu. Just everything.
>> But I'm not the type of girl.
>> No, that you was going to do that.
>> Okay. So, that's a sin. That's like overly doing it just for any reason. No. If you want to eat that cuz you want to try then okay. But just to do it just to prove a point or something that's just a sin like you can waste but come on like at the end of the day like
>> you know you can't do that but if I want five thing in the menu myself for two.
>> What do you like to order?
>> I don't know. Depends on where restaurant.
>> But do you limit yourself?
>> Do you limit yourself? You be like okay I'm only going to spend this much. I'm not going to order. No you you
>> that's not living. That is
>> what if you die tomorrow, god forbid, and then you didn't get your taste.
>> Taste tatar.
>> You didn't get your taste.
>> I don't want to I DON'T WANT TO TASTE MY I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE CASEAR. What the
[laughter] is that steak? What's a steak tatar?
>> I feel like life is all about experiences. I I don't care about how much money I spend to have an experience.
>> Yeah. I want to try every food. I'll experience food, but I'm not going to just be like, "Okay, this on the menu and I'm not like that. I'm looking. It sounds good. Give it to me. I don't care if it's $10 or $700. This sounds amazing or that give it to me.
>> I'm going to eat it."
>> Yeah. So, y
>> All right. So, we'll go to McDonald's. You get you taste everything.
>> I eat leftover, but I don't like all the leftover everything.
>> I'm not a leto person. Sounds good to me.
>> But I will eat certain things.
>> You know what I'm saying? Like on Thanksgiving, I'm definitely going to eat all over. Like I'm not
>> I'm humble.
>> Yeah, cuz you do have some good leftovers. I'm
>> like a thief. I eat some leftovers. That was good. Give it to me the next day and the next day, the third day he's pushing it, but I still eat it.
>> Yeah.
[laughter] So, let me ask y'all this. Y'all meet a person that's that y'all like,
>> you know, eat everything y'all looking for, but it takes you to go get a four for four.
>> A what?
>> A four. Damn.
>> You know what a four for four?
>> Four for four.
>> Four for four
>> from Wendy's. Let me tell you why I know.
>> Well, okay. So, what he she or he wanted just some Wendy's.
>> Yeah. He just, you know, randomly
>> just like, "Hey, man. Let's go to Cuz I could want some Chick-fil-A."
>> Baby, I love Popeyes.
>> I could I could have some Chick-fil-A sometime. Okay, cool. Cool. Long as y'all Chick-fil-A pop. Okay.
>> Now, if you do it every day, now I'm wondering like why you not at the gym.
>> Popeye's not expensive.
>> No, but you cannot be eating that type of food every day cuz now your system is dirty. And why I'm
>> the thing is I'm not I love some fast food. I love get your in the gym, drink some water, and let's go to kill me crazy.
>> I love some elo local. I love some Popeyes. I'm down to go.
>> That's my fast food.
>> Yeah, that's not my I'm not judging you by where you take me on a first date. Just as long as I know you can take care of what I can take care of by myself. You can do more for me than I can do for myself. Cuz I can't lead I mean I can't follow you if you can't lead me. You can't even lead me financially following you for it. Exactly. If you can't do better for me than I can do for myself, why am
[clears throat] I listening to you? I'm not going to take you serious.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But unless Popeyes,
>> I'm telling you.
>> So if you want to go there, I ain't
>> I like the biscuit from Popeye.
>> Give me some honey in my biscuit. Honey spicy chicken.
>> Chicken tender. Spicy.
>> Okay. You just really know that many
>> fries. Well done. Ranch and the black and ranch this week.
>> You eat the rice and beans.
>> I'm a little hungry.
[laughter]
>> Y'all need to go to Jr. Cookies. I'm not.
>> I've been there.
>> You like it?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> I bet it's not something that I would
>> I probably just
[clears throat] eat it once a year.
>> Okay.
>> Get out the system. You know what I'm saying? Crazy.
>> Let's take a shot. Where we at with it?
>> Let's take a shot.
>> So, I have a question for you guys. Can I ask you guys a question?
>> Yes.
>> Okay. So, if you guys could sell it, would you sell it?
>> Mhm.
[laughter] Yeah.
>> If I was broke.
>> Absolutely.
>> If you were broke, why you got to be broke to sell it? M I don't I mean look
>> I wouldn't be rich and selling it. So
>> yeah I wouldn't be
[clears throat] rich.
>> But what if you're being rich and selling it can make you more money? Why would you not make money?
>> I'm already rich. Why I got to
>> Yeah. Why I got to make more money if I
>> If I'm rich, I'm investing in other cuz that's a that's a lot.
>> But what what why is it a lot? Are you guys self-conscious?
>> No. But I mean
>> you don't feel like they have the need to sell it.
>> Yeah. I mean if I'm rich I don't want to price is low right now.
>> It would definitely be low. How you know? because he's powered.
>> He is powered. I'm glad you know that.
>> But comes dime a dozen.
>> So,
>> so put it like this, right? I would say s for us dudes, right? We like, damn, we need some. We ain't going to lie, we'll probably anything. But for women, y'all not going to go out there and be like, damn, I need some. Y'all ain't going to go out there just find
>> there some big be like
>> and they can get it.
>> They can get it.
>> And you would sell it to them.
>> I wouldn't sell it. It just
>> You would give it to them.
>> I feel like they won't sell it. They just going to give it up.
>> Prices was worth more like prices. Yeah, I'll sell it. I'll start a whole monopoly. Like I feel that question will only be for somebody that is lazy, broke, and got nothing going on with the life and they just want to leave off of a woman.
>> So what's your minimum?
>> My minimum
>> that you would say have a point. You do have
>> I said if I was rich, I wouldn't do it.
>> But if you were like just regular, what's your minimum you say for
>> minimum? So now we got to go down the charts like max.
>> Okay. So now for me, I'm being honest. Timing wise, it's anywhere from five 5 to 10 minutes. So I'm going to be reasonable.
>> Okay.
>> So 5 to 10 minutes.
>> That takes 100 out of it.
>> Okay.
>> 100 out. Wait. 100.
>> Just tell us 5 to 10 minutes.
>> 5 to 10 minutes.
>> How much you selling it for?
>> I only need 10 minutes. How much you How much you What's the lowest price?
>> Well, if it's come to me, I need more than 10 minutes.
>> No, it's okay. But
>> so if I Okay. I found him on the street. I need 10 minutes. What's the best package?
>> I ain't going to lie, boy. I'm cheap. 150.
[laughter]
>> 150. I'm an expensive. At least 1,000.
>> A,000 for
>> what? That, thousand package come with?
>> I say I love you afterwards. I don't know.
[laughter]
>> So, if I offer you $500, you're not going to give me the
>> huh?
>> If I get be like, I cut 500.
>> 500 from a,000.
>> Oh, 500. Yeah. No, YOU TOOK YOUR 150. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I'M TALKING to you. MY BAD. 500. YEAH, we can talk about it. I'll be like, "Oh,
>> you can negotiate."
>> I'll be like, "Oh, no, man. Oh my god. Life's so horrible. I'm going to a bad $500 in 10 minutes."
>> Wow. That's amazing. That's easy.
>> Let me ask you something else.
[laughter]
>> I like I got $500. What's your like um my my limit? Be like, "Okay,
>> no limits for you."
>> Let me ask for me.
>> Yeah. No limits. You can do whatever you want with. Matter of fact, just give me 300.
[clears throat] I take it.
>> Wait, who said that?
>> I'm just saying give me 300. If I'm the and come to me.
>> NO, I'M NOT ASKING THEM. Not you.
>> You ain't taking 300.
>> Let me tell you something. Um, if I was single and you on down on my look.
>> Exactly.
>> And you say you pull up. Let me see. I'm guessing you a Benz type girl. Does this dude drive a B?
>> Yes. I'm just guess. That's a guess.
[laughter] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? That's a guess.
>> You plug me in your bins and you say, "Hey, Pooky. Hey, I got some money for you. How much for the
[laughter]
>> YOU I WOULD NEVER I WOULD START CRYING. I'll be like, "Thank you. I don't even know HOW MUCH YOU OFFER."
>> I'LL BE LIKE, "OH, GOD."
>> [ __ ] wouldn't even hit a prize. I'm in it.
>> I would be, BRO.
>> OKAY. IT FELT like I won a championship.
[laughter]
>> I'm about what I just said.
>> You agree? I'm a bad Right. But what if I be like I I got one thing. I want you to bark while you lick it.
>> I'm barking.
>> That's not That's That's a
>> I'm meowing. I'm barking. I'ming I'm doing everything. I'm doing everything.
>> Are you going to do it?
>> What you doing? I'M BARKING.
[laughter] I'M DOING EVERYTHING. WHAT ELSE you want me to bark? Are you going to lick and bark me?
>> Who is that?
>> Hold on. Like I do like to do. Man, I'm on a podcast, man. Stop calling my phone, bro. Come on,
[laughter] man. Come on, bro. I'm on the podcast.
>> Can I see that?
>> Hold on. Hold on. You want to see it? Hold on.
>> No. Let me see. Hi. What's your name?
>> Oh,
[ __ ]
[laughter]
>> No. Hi. You have cash app.
>> Cash app. Apple pay.
[laughter]
>> Ask him in Spanish. Cash up.
>> No, no, no, no,
>> no.
>> Ask him in Spanish.
[laughter]
>> Ask him. No, I was going to pay you.
>> I mean, she was she was actually Spanish. She said speak English. Ask him in Spanish
>> cuz she wanted to send you some money.
>> No, no, no, Ask him in Spanish. No. No.
>> Oh, you say English now. Okay. So, back to me. So, where I was at? You have cash up at Venmo?
>> Oh, you going to send me money?
>> Yeah.
>> You from New York?
>> Okay. I have Apple.
>> Okay.
>> What you going to do for me?
>> What you going to do for me?
[ __ ] I get freaky for a little.
[laughter] Bark like you want it.
>> Uh, bark like I want it.
>> Bark like you want it.
>> [ __ ]
>> Say it one
[laughter] more time.
>> One more time. Papa.
>> Three times.
>> Oh, damn. How much I got to bark?
>> I didn't hear you.
[laughter]
>> All right. You on everything.
>> Congratulations,
[laughter] brother. Hey, we all we all right here. You You got
>> this bird for free.
[laughter]
>> All right, cool.
>> So, that's what I'm saying. You call any random person, you offer them money and for a woman, bro. That's like bro that's that's that that'll turn a
>> so you have like a point to
>> what I'm saying is this right
>> what you said
>> when you put a price on I agree it's no offense it's giving feminine feminine energy if you had to
>> hang up
>> oh he called for that he called
>> no she calling
[laughter]
>> what you doing over there calling us
>> right there. Say what you got to say on camera.
>> Say what you got to say.
>> What's the point?
>> What? What's the point?
[laughter]
>> Oh, what I'm saying is power.
>> Yeah.
>> Like called you and said, "Look, I got what's your cash app?" Bart like you wanted. You wouldn't do that unless it's like money.
>> Oh, I still would not. I would bark.
>> You didn't even tell him how much you was sending.
>> He barked.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. That's why I said you for free.
>> I'm like, "Send me a band, babe." I'm be like, "Hey, you want a louder? Send me another band, baby." And be like, I'm like, "You want even louder? Send me one more bed." And be like,
>> "So you
[laughter] made a house a car note and rent."
>> Yes.
>> Twoart.
>> You can't pay your house and your car loan for 300 3,000.
>> Yes. A lot.
>> You know, we do Zeus, we're on TV show. So like we're very self-conscious. Not even self-conscious, but we're more observant of our image. What is your like, okay, what's your what's your drawing point where you be like, okay, I can't do that.
>> Fix it.
>> No, you got
>> What's your drawing point?
>> Big mama gonna make sure you good.
>> We got home. You ain't going to embarrass me tonight.
[laughter] Okay. So, okay. So, we're on Zeus. We have a We do our TV show. So, we're very more, you know, self-conscious of what we do and what we say. So, honestly, tonight we've been very free flowing. What's your like, okay, I'm not going to cross this line? You've done a lot of interviews. So, where do you feel like you draw the line?
>> Like,
>> genuinely, some
>> questions
>> or
>> what is you're willing to do or say? No, I got it. So, what questions I wouldn't say?
>> Not even questions. Where is your limits on where you would anything you would do, answer, say, or just like where's your limits when it comes to like we got to be open.
>> My limit is I want to make sure the guesses always come.
>> So, that's why I like I always ask like, hey, is it okay to talk about this? Is it okay this? Like I joke a lot. So, my jokes can go far or they can go, "Okay, cool. Touch the border." But I always respect people limits.
>> So, are you comfortable in your sexuality?
>> I'm a straight black man. Yes.
>> So, when people make jokes, do you ever feel uncomfortable?
>> You live in Atlanta.
>> Feel like I should answer this question.
>> No, he Yeah, let him answer this and test.
>> Somebody make jokes.
>> Do you ever feel uncomfortable or you feel like, okay, that's my limit? Because you don't want to disrespect that side or you just feel like
>> I don't want to disrespect.
>> Okay. But if you my friend and you're I'mma say a couple just like he's Asian and I make Asian jokes. Um
[laughter] who else? Uh V. She's Venezuelan. I call
Her exotic Mexican. But she's talking about right now. So I want to hear your response. But I just said, but I don't got, I don't got that many friends.
H. I don't got that many friends. So, do you have any per se certain type of limits where you're like, "Okay, let's not you because you, you did and I'm very appreciative." When I came in here, you was like, "Okay, what are you not comfortable with? What are you comfortable with?"
Is there anything that you're not? You host a podcast. So, everything is very. Yes. I'm saying you're very open out. So, is there anything we're like, "Please don't touch on that. Please don't."
So, basically, whatever you want. If I was to ask you, have you ever had a finger in your?
I'd be like, "No." No.
Okay. So basically she's saying at what extent is you can we? You can ask the question.
Yeah. Just, I mean, you can reach for the stars. Don't mean you going to get there.
Okay.
How would you feel if you was to a woman and she end up being a man and you have no clue?
Oh, it's getting deep.
Oh man. Pray to God. Jesus Christ that never happens to me in my life. [laughter] But if it is, I've made this joke one time before. If that happened, you're going to own it. I'm just gonna walk away. I'm probably gonna myself.
Yeah. And I pro, or if I'm stronger, I'm not myself. It's kind of like I'm gonna give you an analogy.
Mhm.
It's kind of like when you find out your Jordans are fake, you just don't tell nobody. You just put them in a closet and just don't tell nobody.
Just don't tell nobody. Honestly, I feel like as part of like being a part of that, me opening up my lifestyle and being a part of that, like, you know, I feel like that's a topic that needs to be discussed and talked about because you said like, "Oh, you would just not talk about it." But there has been certain situations with certain even celebrities that have been exposed to the type of situation and them not knowing. And I feel like if you're.
Yeah, I believe that's wrong. Like.
I do too. Like I don't. Let me tell you something. Whatever you do, you do.
And but I just don't believe in like you're lying about it or you like.
Absolutely.
I don't feel like lying. I just feel like it's nobody's business.
Okay. But.
It happened. Yeah, it was a mistake. Now.
No, it's no mistake. THAT'S NO MISTAKE.
NO, BECAUSE OKAY. SO, [laughter] if you meet a person that look like me and we find out you have no clue that I switch, you need to, you need to have that ted label or something.
But what if they don't know?
Okay, but let me tell you something. It's your job to tell them.
She likes girls, right? So, let me.
Falling.
Let me talk. Let me, let me talk.
Okay. They're not strong enough.
Let me talk to you and let me ask you and I want you to answer 100% honesty and just put it on the floor, right? So, if somebody comes into you and they look like a girl, you think that they're lesbian, right? That you think they're going to put a on and they go in and they you but they're literally a transvestite and you find out the next morning that, oh, you're not really a girl. You have. Are you going to feel betrayed?
Uh, yeah.
Exactly.
Absolutely. The same way a man would.
So, so yeah.
That's the perfect analogy.
You're, you're not trusting.
Yes, absolutely. That's exactly what we're saying. Wait, am I lost?
Yes, because you said.
I was asking her. I was asking a different question.
If you enjoy the night though.
If I enjoy the night, I'll be like, damn. You know what I'm saying? I didn't know it was really it's really a man.
Now if I enjoyed my night and it was amazing, I'm going to switch up.
I think I did too. I think you enjoyed the night. So I become men to sticks and rubber bands that can make me feel happy for the rest of my life.
It's a different for a girl. It's different for a girl.
I would definitely feel betrayed because I would want that. I would want.
I would want uh that to be disclosed to me. You know what I'm saying? So a man, what you said, that's nobody's business. So the same way you want that. Hold on. Hold on. The same way you did.
If I did real quick.
Found out was in it.
Because she just contradicted. I just, I just want to contradict. She real quick. You said.
That should be disclosed.
It should be disclosed after.
You said you, but first originally you said that to be, you didn't. No, I'm talking about the people for him after he, I was talking about after he experienced that as an example cuz him after anybody experienced it. I was saying it said you said they don't have to disclose that.
I don't have to disclose that I slept with a a a she.
Yes. But you said you would want that disclosed to you.
But I would want that person to tell me yes. But would I tell the world my nightmare that I experienced that I don't want to do and I just tell the world?
No. That's why I was telling him it's nobody's business for him to tell him what happened the night or him or him, him what happened the night before of sleeping with someone that he thought it was a woman is not a woman. So it's nobody's business for him to say, "Yo, I slept with a a woman. I thought it was the person that you [ __ ]" Okay, that's what I was saying.
That's what I was saying earlier. The person should tell you.
However, I think that you enjoy the night until you find out, right? You.
Well, I never had those nights, so I don't even want to think about that.
Well, that's not me. If I was to experience that and I enjoy my nine, let's say, and I didn't want nobody to know, I'm going to keep enjoying my nine in private. [laughter]
You know, but it's a different for a woman though.
When you enjoyed it, you wake up and you see, oh, you're not really a girl, you have.
So, if the next day I wake up and he's a and he have a and I didn't know and I thought it was a the whole time the night the next day and he, I'm like, damn. I, I hate the lot. I hit THE JACK.
SO YOU [laughter] SO QUESTION QUESTION. SO QUESTION, RIGHT? Let's say you had a man and you enjoyed it. Right. Right. Right. You enjoyed the night. He had an STD.
Yeah.
Exactly.
But you enjoyed it though.
That's different.
But you enjoy.
THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT.
YOU ENJOY IT.
I'M GLAD WE DYING TO DIFFERENT. WELL, with this part of the podcast, we'll be playing a game brought to you by Jerkmates called Spin the Block. Spin the block.
My bad. My bad.
You okay? At this time, we'll be playing brought to you by Jerkmates called Spin the Block. Spin the block is where I guess rolls the wheel. Whatever it lands on, they have to do with or take a shot of course. All right, guys. Cabaret red waist there real good.
First roll.
Pick anyone to take a shot.
Pick anyone to take a shot. Pick Robbie.
I don't drink.
Pick Robbie.
I don't drink shots.
All of it.
All right.
Spin it for me. How long is your ideal? How long can y'all take a shot? Okay, I will.
How long is all take a shot?
No, just get ready FOR THE.
HOW LONG IS YOUR IDEAL? How long can y'all go?
How long can I go? How long?
How long can y'all last?
30 minutes.
What's the longest y ever did for.
Long? Longest like an hour.
Like an hour.
What's your longest?
Maybe I don't know. It's lit. [laughter]
What's anybody else longest? Maybe.
What's your longest you ever.
Hours?
So, the longest I had with a woman is I got home at 2:00 in the morning and we didn't and we didn't finish until 8:00 in the morning.
No, we got a Uber.
Oh, okay. Cool. [laughter]
I, I better be something. Uh-uh. OH, COME ON.
IT SAID SHOT AGAIN. NO, it said it said pick a host to pick a host to twerk on.
Oh, pick a host to twerk on. Erica.
Do you prefer to be on top or in the bottom?
The top. [laughter] Like in there. I'm talking about in.
Oh, I hate you Robbie. You got me. [laughter]
Okay. Yeah. Top or bottom?
Um.
All right. What's up?
It's not live. It's just my video.
Oh, what's up?
Okay.
Top or bottom?
Um.
Top.
Top.
Why you have to think about it?
You mean I like my girl riding me or I like to be on top?
I mean, if you say it like that and then you could think about it.
Oh, yeah. [laughter]
The riding.
Yeah, I like riding. It's cool.
What's an immediate red flag?
Immediate red flag. Um.
I like this cart.
Body odor.
I do too.
Yes. That is annoying.
Odor. Yeah, you got to, you got to have good.
Have you ate a Have you ever ate a taste like um sour?
I ain't going to lie. Well, no, not sour. Not sour, but I ate it. It was a long time ago. [laughter] Like, you know, grade school. Um.
Not.
Yeah, I ate some that smell like, you know.
You ate some grade school. In grade school like like before the first grade?
No, before the first grade.
Yeah.
No, no, no. Not that early. Probably like around.
Say.
Fifth, fifth grade. Fifth, sixth grade.
You got to understand back then we had DVDs. We was trying to figure that [ __ ].
Oh my god.
Honestly.
Damn. I must have been so [ __ ].
When you got your cyc scratched.
I mean, I even I lost my virginity at 19.
That's That's [clears throat] See, that's that's good. That's good. And honestly, I lost my virginity because everybody was not a virgin and I felt like I was left out. So, I was like.
I feel.
But if not, I would have gay until I was married. You know what I'm saying?
See, we I got experience very early age.
Well, don't stop. I like.
All my life.
So, when did you start watching? [laughter]
All my life.
Wait, so when did you start watching? When did you start watching?
15.
At 15. Okay. For real.
Boom. Late. Yeah, but I had a boyfriend. So.
Oh, true.
He was like into.
What's your favorite category?
I got I gotta be in the mood. So I like.
Okay. So I got different types.
I like.
But I also like a man and a woman, but I also like two women and a man. Sometime get a little crazy because I want to see somebody just but sometime it could get a little crazy and I just want to see a woman just and then sometime it get a little wild and I just want to see a woman.
Do you normally join in?
Yeah.
Like me, I don't have, but you know.
I just like stuff like that. I am saying it's whatever. No. No.
Am I sick?
No, a little bit. You're not normal.
You're normal.
Am am I normal?
Yes. That's there's there's nothing wrong with.
Cuz I got to be in the mood. Like yesterday.
In I wanted to see just the.
Oh, watch.
So, you seen two.
Yeah.
Okay.
But then like three days earlier, I was looking at the man just.
And it was just very nice.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know why. H. But that see that's good though. That's you know that's keeps your keeps your brain stimulated.
What I don't like is a dirty those porn that it be like stuff coming out of there. It's like.
What?
I don't know. There's some when you still when you go.
Is that a is that a category? Like.
I don't know. I don't I think it's a category for the people that like um I guess like.
Not okay. I call it dirty but it's not dirty. It's just like they're.
Okay. So you know how we all have. They're not clear. The is creamy. I don't like creamy. I do not like creamy. I don't like seeing you either.
So, you like it diluted?
I like clean.
Like a little.
I like clean.
Loose.
Clean. I don't. Yeah. I don't.
I'mma die.
I like it. Little like grits. Oh, that's.
I don't like that cuz I got to look like grits like cottage cheese.
Like that is nasty. Like.
Your vagina needs to be just clean. [laughter]
Mayonnaise supposed to have a smell.
Mayonnaise mean.
Grits.
Grits and mayonnaise.
I'm joking with the grits. But mayonnaise. Yes. [laughter]
Okay.
You going to eat the mayonnaise?
Grits.
Okay. Maybe. I mean, I like. But I don't think I like it that much.
Yeah.
Not that way. Cuz I'm nah. Cuz I'll be like, uh-uh.
Yeah.
Go clean it.
True.
What if I Let's go to the doctor.
And then we can come back. Resume.
No, for real. Resume. So.
Uhoh.
Oh, did you guys like dirty talks?
Mhm. Yeah, for sure.
What's What What's too much?
I don't like it too much though. Like, come on, stop faking it. You got to be natural.
Too much like dirty talk would be like if you like.
You could talk, but don't talk for a.
Bit. But not rapidly. Keep talking like talk a little bit then, you know, let's get Oh my god.
Talk a little bit. Don't talk the whole goddamn time.
Right. Right. Like shut up.
Yeah. [laughter] Sometime I be like.
"Do you like you like silence?"
I like.
Me.
I don't like when somebody.
But I also don't like when they fake it.
No, I don't fake it. Yeah. No.
No. I like I like.
That's emasculated.
Loud or soft.
Yeah.
I like with my fiance. Do you like sometimes I'll be like, "Oh yeah, I push good." You like that? Oh, is it hidden? Is it hidden spot? Like you talk a little bit.
A little bit like.
Oh, you like I talk a little bit.
I feel like I personally like when men um most men don't cuz I felt like that. I feel like that emasculates them. But I love hearing a man that turns me in the most. It makes me feel good. I want to know that I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Mhm.
So, even not even just men, but women too, I want to hear.
Yeah.
Whether it be the like the the.
Whatever it is, I want to hear.
Yeah. I'm the same way.
Um.
Like I cannot like my thing like it excite me more if you when you I want to hear like.
I want to hear it's so annoying when somebody I'm like, did you come?
I just want to feel it like I want to hear a little bit. I don't want you to be extra either. Like, you know.
I can't hear.
I don't want to I don't want to hear I don't want to watch. I want to hear it so you can turn on any video. I just want to hear. I want to hear the I want to hear the man moan, hear the woman.
You want them to look at you?
I don't care. I don't not a visual person. I'm a s like I'm sensory person. You're visual. You want to look at you. So you're like your lights on.
I'll come cooker by hearing it versus seeing in.
I'm not sensory. Sensory is big on me. So I want to hear it. I don't want to see it.
I want to feel it and see it.
Brother.
By myself just hearing it when I want to hear the macaroni and cheese sound.
I want to hear I want to hear the deep breaths from a man.
The I want to hear the woman just like I love I'm a very.
Hearing. It's a lot for me. That turns me on the most. Seeing it is cool, but if you see it on mute, is are you going to feel the same way?
If I see it on mute porn.
If you watch it on mute, is it gonna.
I watch it on.
Man, look.
I watch it on mute.
As I am on. Okay, so can you do me a favor genuinely and we double back maybe in a week. Can you watch visually and then can you watch not even seeing it but just hearing it? And can you just say I watch my.
So how we doing? Are we sending video? All I need all components.
I'm watching you because I don't want nobody listen to me. So I just want to get to the point.
I want you. It's no I want you to take your time and try it both ways. I want you to just watch it with no sound and I want you to hear it with no vision and tell me what makes you quicker. Sweet. I need you right now.
No sound. And here.
I don't got that much time. I don't got that much.
We got a few minutes. EITHER IT'S EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER.
I'm going to do it loud or I'm GOING TO DO IT SILENT. BUT SOMETHING'S GOING TO SUFFICE.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I ALREADY GO WITH IDEA WHAT I WANT to watch.
I already know.
Mute. I want you to with no intent in mind, but I want you twice and I want you to do it one time just watching and then one time just hearing and I want you to time both and be like, "What time did you quit?" No. Okay. What time did you when you were watching it or when you were hearing it?
When I was watching it.
I didn't ask you. I'm asking him. So, I want you to watch it. [laughter]
Yeah. I know. I was going to try it regardless.
All right. That was a good idea.
I was going to try. Honestly.
I thought I never watch.
You know, people are suspecting different. So, I want you watching and I got to rewatch it. I want you hearing it with no vision. And I want you to tell me what makes you quicker. You hearing it or you seeing it?
But you have to when you when you.
So my my my answer don't count.
What?
No. Cuz you're a woman.
It says men.
I want you to watch it.
I am a man.
I want I want you to watch it.
We talking about women.
Are you.
Can we see what it what what it is?
No. No. Just like you said. I I'd rather not know until the next morning. Don't tell.
What?
No. Till we found out.
I collectively I would like to know. I want you to like.
But I want you to your nut off one time visually and one time sensually.
And tell me which one was better for you. Which one's a harder nut? Which one's quicker? Which one's easier?
So watch him sit.
Watch him sit and hear.
I'll put him on.
So he spin the wheel.
Flash the camera. I'm I'm a woman. I'm a woman. I'm that woman.
Go ahead. Who is that?
You think I'm You believe that I'm a woman.
I am a woman.
Ain't nobody care about you. I done been up. No, that was.
So you can't you can't pretend to be a man at this point, [ __ ] I've been down there.
Okay, fine. You going to tell you a wheel.
So, what is something nonsexual that your partner can't do?
Ask a real question. Give me Give me a.
Pay a bill.
Oh, my bad. Yeah, [laughter] I thought about that. That was the first thing that came to my mind.
Give me that one, too. Let's ask some real questions from the heart. Give me the questions.
You got a You got some real questions.
Flash the camera. [laughter]
That's what it says.
Yeah, that was.
Flash the camera, Erica.
Give me the Give me the car.
But it's just one car left.
Give it to me.
Just let me have the one car left.
Go ahead then. Definitely you flash the camera.
This is what abuses. Blink blink blink. Okay. Blink. Show us your to go to technique on a cucumber.
Do it on my.
It's Envy Erica and and.
From Jo's Cabaret. And look, we had a ball. So we checking out on the every night. It's Friday.
Cut. You said every night. It's every day. Every day is Friday.
There you go.
Period. Every day is Friday. Say it.
Every day is Friday.
No. Say it loud and proud.
Okay. Well, you going to have your clothes. I'm going to have mine in a little bit.
No, right now.
Okay.
Every day.
Every day is Friday. [screaming]
Question of the day. I am full of keys but cannot open a single door. What am I?
A loser.
A piano. Find out next time on Everyday Friday.
A loser. Why you didn't let nobody answer though?
Cuz you answer for everybody.
No, do one more.
You want more? Okay. [laughter]
Okay. Question of the day.
Give me a second to answer, too. Don't do that. Come on. I'm so sorry. Respectful.
Okay. All right. Bet. So, what has cities but no house, mountains, but no trees, and water but no fish? What has cities but no house? Mountains [music] but no trees. Fish.
And water but no fish.
A fish tank.
Robbie. [laughter] He only got half.
Find out next.
Every day is Friday.
Hold on.
I want say it again.
Kool-Aid.
Okay. So what?
No sugar. [laughter] What the [ __ ].
Okay, one more time.
No jelly, milk, no cereal. Robbie.
Yep.
Uh, that sound like Donald Trump shut down. So, [laughter] we going to find out next time.
And you can donate to my um you can donate to my goof me/envy Erica and we you don't we our food s got cut off. [laughter] So, if you could really help us. We looking for 20. I don't want no.
We need 200,000 to feed our kids.
Damn. 200.
Yes, they're very hungry. Feed.
The kids across America.
We're feeding them diamonds. [laughter]
They're very hungry. So.
We got our own chicken. That's why we got our own chicken. They give us their own eggs.
Yeah, we're trying to fight buy five chickens and two two cows.
Okay. You know what?
And two and two avocado trees.
Go. Yeah, we need avocados cuz [laughter] so gofundme/dez and Erica.
We need some.
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