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Amazon, he n than you. He, he going play A and B. Are you taking it? Do you prefer to date men or women, and which one satisfies you better? Be honest.
Okay, no. I'm gonna be so transparent. Who said I like to date women? Outside of men, first and foremost. That whole little inter you kind of, kind of. Well, I'm just, I had to think about it. Like, who the hell said I would even date a woman? But ironically, I do, uh, have a, a keen interest in women. So I would say both. It's like equal. I be crushing on her though. I can't. Yeah, likewise. She, we got to take a bathroom break together. We, you know, I've never watched somebody having sex before. I mean, I watch porn, but like in person, I've never. You never watched? Like, I've never watched someone having sex. And a lot of my friends, like, you know, they like doing that. They enjoy it. You know, watching somebody just having sex, just watching, like really watching, not getting involved. Yeah, I've never done this. This is my opinion. When you're single, I feel like you should try it all. Just do it all. Like, really. Like, please don't be in a relationship in your 20s. Just go wild. You know what I'm saying? But when once you enter a relationship, once you're older and you're in a relationship, I think maybe, you know, it shouldn't happen. But if, if one of you likes it or both of you like it and that works for you, then do it. You know what I'm saying? But I think I know way too many people that have had like, you know, threesomes while they're in a relationship or they have an open relationship and it turns very wild, toxic. I'm talking about like, uh, aggressive and like, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, like really like crazy, like not good. Yeah. Everybody deserves threesomes, right? What position makes you come the fastest? Me personally? Oh, it depends. Why? I'mma just, I like to be on top. I like to just get right to it. It's like me on top and then it's like penis right inside of me. Are, um, and then I would say missionary. You a writer? I am, right? Because I feel like I can be in control. Like when I'm riding. Do you listen when you hear "get off, get off"? Yeah. Like, I'm going to be honest. I have been like, "No, she not." No, no, no, no, no. Well, listen, it depends. If I'm coming at the same time that you're about to come and you're telling me to get off of you, you're going to like [ __ ] my nut up. I am not about to jeopardize my nut because you don't want to come. We're going to come together, or I'm about to get my one and we can go again. I make sure you get. How selfish is that though? Because if I'm about to, if I'm at my climax and I'm about to come and it's like, gosh, you're telling me to like get up because you don't want to come. Now we're both out of a nut. Only reason why I say that because women can't get dudes pregnant. Dudes get women. Oh, so you didn't specify that. So you mean like, wow, [ __ ] what do you expect? Oh, no, no, no. I'm jumping off the dick real quick. No, that's what I'm saying. Cuz some women, well, they riding, you get up, they like, "What?" Everybody? Nothing. Nothing. No. We didn't agree on this. Are you sure? Like, well, I thought we were talking about with a condom. Okay, safety first. But word, always. That's tough. Always, always. Yeah. Safety first. I don't give a [ __ ] the [ __ ] you know what I'm saying? Unless you want some grown man. You, you don't need no [ __ ]. But if you're into like Plan B's and [ __ ], go ahead. If I was that girl, you know, if I was responsible, I'm staying on that dick. But if not, pop that [ __ ] like an Advil. Consider what your, consider. I don't do that like that because I don't like playing [ __ ]. But they just [ __ ] your body up. They do. Do. Yeah. I don't got time for that. I witnessed that. A pill that makes you stop having a whole human in your body. That's weird to me. And you still be paranoid? Period. Yet, it's just like a little. So it's not 100% chance when you take a Plan B. It's not like 100%. 90%. 100%. I think that'd be [ __ ] when women say like, "I didn't." Let me not say that. The Plan B failed. [ __ ] bit. You spit that [ __ ] right back out. You was like, "Something happening." Baby, let's talk. You ever did that? Yeah, but I did it because I knew I wasn't ovulating and I didn't want to take the pill. Because I was going to say that. I've done that when I didn't want to risk. Like, I know I'm not going to get pregnant. I'm not about to take this [ __ ] like for no reason. So I'm like, wait a minute. [ __ ] this [ __ ] like I'm not going to get pregnant. Not sabotage or like, you know, get a guy to, you know, get me to try. So like, [ __ ] is like, you know, [ __ ] based. So you know, huh? Thing with Jeff Bezos. Who's who's that? Amazon. On Amazon? Huh? Bezos. You [ __ ] Amazon. He nuted in you. Said he going to play A and B. G. Are you taking it? Well, I don't think he's going to tell me that. I think he would want to have a baby with me. First of all. You don't think so? No. That's not the scenario. So y'all talking about trying? Yeah. Come in my [ __ ]. We're having a baby for sure. Yeah. Why not? Because I feel like if he going to nut me, if Jeff Bezos come in my [ __ ], he want this baby. Of course. But I'll be scared too. Because if he like, get rid of that baby, he can put some money on my head. Oh my God. You got to shut down your [ __ ] account. No more. You think that [ __ ] not a big deal until you be like, "Damn, I can't order nothing." I can't order not even my family. Your friends? Everybody. Damn. You got to get on [ __ ] yeah. But if he wanted me to take the Plan B, I would take it. I never. Right. I never want to do something that somebody don't want. Exactly. If he's in front of me, he's telling me to do it and it's like, it's right there. He's not the only. But if he gives it, say, "Hey, take that Plan B." Like, two, top three richest person in the world. Richest person. All right. But the most richest people in the world scare me. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be around you. It's too much like liability. Like people are like following you. I don't know, bro. Like, I could date a millionaire and still live like super good. That's why like sometimes I'm around like, you know, friends that are like, uh, celebrities and the whole time I'm around now, I'm just like, like, like anxiety. But not because of them. It's just because of people around them and they attract. I'm, I'm like, yo, I'd rather just like hang out some other time. But like, it just makes me nervous. Like I want to go home. Or yeah, I don't even want to sit at your table. I'll sit across. Like, I already know you. But it's just like, what it comes with, you know? Destroy like your day-to-day. Like one small incident is like, now [ __ ] is affecting your day-to-day. Yeah. Off the strength of crazy people be following these millionaires and millionaires. You got the women. Like, I'm the same way. Like, I dated a guy, um, and when I'm dating someone, like, I don't, I'm not doing an Instagram thing. Like, I'm scared. Like, I'm very discreet. And sometimes it comes up like, "Damn, well, are you ashamed or you don't want nobody to know?" Even I don't want. I want to protect. I don't want your ex to even know me. If you got ex baby mama, I don't want that [ __ ] to even know how I look, right? You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want no parts. People are crazy and evil. [ __ ]. No, we're practically strangers. Like, let's keep it that way. And people don't want to believe it, but exes are really crazy. Like, they really. Oh my God. I'm de. Get into some [ __ ]. Go for real. My Instagram has gotten disabled like 15 times ever since I started seeing this guy. I know exactly where it's coming from. [ __ ] weird ass [ __ ]. The [ __ ] is you, weird ass [ __ ] man. [ __ ]. And then you scary. But you know she know people. I know people too. What's up? That's that's a headache though. It is. It is. It's a headache because it's like disturbing for people like us. Like, social media is like, we use it for work, you know what I'm saying? And I feel like it started for all of us as something fun. Some of us turn it into a career. So [ __ ], you know, I use my social media to work and like, you know, so for it to come from me that way is just crazy. And she came, she came from me other ways, but that [ __ ] is still stuck on this [ __ ].