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Foreign marking you like that, a song you didn't think I knew about that you start.
When do we start? Yeah, no, yeah. And hi guys, welcome to the really good podcast, um, with your host Bobby Altoff. Today I'm here with—can you introduce yourself?
Drake.
That's not your name.
That is my middle name.
That's not your real name.
That's my government name.
Middle name? Why would you go by that? What's your first name?
My first name is Aubry.
Um, I see where you go with that. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I think my mom named me after a lawyer, which always kind of like rubbed me the wrong way. It was like, I don't know, why would you just name me after like a a random lawyer unless like there was something else going on, you know?
I was named after a cheerleader my dad thought was hot.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, it's an older name. That adult. Okay. But like, for a fact, like you've seen the girl or that?
Yeah.
He showed me—no, he showed me the yearbook.
Oh yeah? What year?
I don't know, I'm just asking. It's like that sounds like a good like a good like excuse, like or like a story, like, "Oh yeah, I named you after a really hot cheerleader."
Yeah, and Bobby that was a a hot topic for my my family's marriage. My mom didn't like that very much.
Yeah, I know. It definitely sounds a little like—
But my other alternative name was Larry, l-a-r-r-y. He thought it was really cute. If he's watching this right now, he'd tell you he thinks that's a really cute name. He stands by it to this day.
Do you like that name, Larry? If I said, "Hi, my name is Larry," what would you say?
I just think that there's maybe a deeper conversation to be had within the family. Okay, like the two options were Bobby and Larry. Yeah, and then just like slap an i on the end and make it feminine.
Your name is Aubry.
Yeah, so—don't—but like there's nothing—okay. Well, my mom named me Aubry, a guy's name.
That's Aubry's not a guy's name.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yes. Have you ever met a male Aubry?
Yeah, you're looking at him. So yeah, I met myself.
You don't even go by that because that's such a bad name.
No, that's not true. It's just like, why do you go by Drake? Because it's shorter. You know, people with two syllables are way less successful than people with one. Sorry, Larry.
I go by Bob.
That's crazy, Aubry.
That's crazy, Aubry.
Yeah. Um, what are you looking at?
I don't know. Don't do that. I have a tattoo on my hand.
Yeah, I was just like thinking about it because it's just—
Can you not drink during my interview, please?
Why?
Because that's inappropriate. It's like a nightcap.
Okay, that's not like—that's sad. What, get a real nightcap? I'm working hard. I'm I'm here. Like my life is stressful right now. I'm sitting here right now with sweatpants on. Yeah, my hair ties back—my hair is tied back, sorry—and I have no makeup on.
I see. I I get—I get where you went. I get like, I understand the journey we're trying to go on with that. Clearly like, you obviously feel any type of way.
Well, I mean, you look great, but I feel like you're just kind of like forcing like a wrap—forcing a Rob—forcing like, like kind of like for us to like meet in the middle on some like rap metaphor. Okay, but because it's written on your hand—would you spin by me?
Spin by you? Hmm. Would you spin? Could you spin by me? It's kind of washing off now, so I don't know what I was gonna say.
Dude, that was something you rapped once, up—one of them—um, well, like yeah, so I guess I don't know, whoever related to you, probably a little typo, but would I spin about you?
Yeah. What do you think that means?
I have no idea what—but like, take like, would you spin? What does spin mean? Why would you say that? Would you spin about me? Yeah, what do you think it means? Would you sing a song about me?
Maybe.
Yeah. [Music] Would you spin?
Yeah, I guess if this was like 1954, that would be like—what else would a spin mean? Spinning is like, like I would like go around someone else and like do something to them for you. Like, I'd spin—
Wake up. No, I didn't know. Never heard that before. I mean, like, yeah, I wouldn't peg you to like hang out in the trenches of like Atlanta, so I wouldn't—
Did you hang out in the trenches?
I do sometimes. Yeah, still. Yeah, sometimes. And you spin about people like if like somebody like was—I don't know—like violated you, like would I go do something to them?
Maybe. Yeah, depends on how close we get.
Well, yes. Would you like expect your man to like spin for you?
No, I really don't want him to make music for me. No, it's not like I'm saying—would you expect him to like defend you against another man? Not using the term "spin by me." Why? It feels like he's just gonna make music for me with a record. So how would you want to word it?
Would you protect me?
Oh, okay. That's really like, like yeah, chivalrous and like kind of like—I feel like that's like from like some big Matthew McConaughey movie or something.
Like, yeah.
No, what type of movies do you watch?
Um, I'm more of like a true crime—I like watching like murder documentaries and stuff.
Why?
I don't know. I just like like things that are true.
Murder documentaries? Yeah. I don't know. There's other things that are true, they're happy.
You're right. You're right here. Um, yeah, I don't know. I I I can't really explain it. I think my dad, when I was younger, used to—um, like when I stay at his house, he would like watch America's Most Wanted and he would like just like shake his foot, like like kind of do this thing with his foot, and then now I do it too. Like, I sit and I watch like murder documentaries and I just like kind of—
Shame.
It's weirdly descriptive. Does it come naturally to you or do you just do it on purpose?
I don't know. I feel like it's like a visual—visual thing from my past, even though—
Would you describe yourself? What is your—what does your dad do? Obviously, we're keeping your dad's life a secret, so yeah, like what's—what—tell me something. What does your dad do?
He's like—I'll toss this—your dad builds houses.
Okay. And like what else? Like that's all he does?
Okay. Yep. Um, he is really—yeah, we don't really need to talk about him.
Why?
I don't know. Well, you—I was just—I was like—speakers—that means he's watching like—well, I've told this story before, I've ever told a couple—he he built—he did something for Snoop Dogg.
Do you know him?
Yeah, I do.
Are you friends with him?
He's my uncle.
Really?
Yeah, for real. You're not kidding right now?
I mean, yeah, like he's at my OG, like my uncle, like he's an actual uncle.
Well, no, he's like—why'd you call him your uncle? Because like that's like what like black people do, like if he's—if a guy's like friends with my dad, he's like my uncle.
Okay, so he's like an uncle to me.
He's an uncle to you. Yeah. And your dad helped him at some point or something?
He was working on his neighbor's house, and then he worked on his house and um, so he got like a referral, yeah, from his neighbor.
I think. What year was this? What what air—what Snoop Arrow were you talking about? Like, are we talking about like Rich Snoop Dogg or like when he was like—he lived in Diamond Bar?
I don't even know what that is. He might still live there.
Oh, okay. So like, yeah, so it's not—it's just like inland California poker. Yeah, he worked on it, and then he gave my dad his closet tours.
Okay. He's just throwing them away?
I think my dad took them.
You just put them in our house?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Do you want them?
No, not really. I mean, like, but that's a cool memento.
How much money do you have?
A significant amount.
How much?
Yes. Could you buy me a Lamborghini right now?
Yeah. And like not think about it? It wouldn't hurt you financially if you just bought me a Lamborghini.
Yeah. Will you do that? And we'll see where it goes.
I don't really want a Lamborghini. I know. I can't really—
What's your dream car?
Um, probably like a Honda.
What's your dream car? Hmm, like if you had an aspirational goal, yeah, for yourself? What's your dream car? Hmm, like—well, my dream would be to not have to drive a car. So someone—measuring—can I have one of your drivers?
No, but like—okay, but if you like, for you, like in your life—
Oh, so you'd want a driver then?
Yeah. But what would he drive or she drive? Would you have a female driver?
Probably. That'd be like kind of—
Do you have any female drivers?
I don't—now—does it sound really like like I'm not discriminating? I just don't—I I don't—I haven't—okay, I don't really hire that like—yeah.
Who hires them for you?
But my main driver—your main driver—yeah—would like—then assemble—kind of like—I used to tell him to assemble some females—I should—I should—
Yeah. So what would you do? Do like all—oh, what is that? What does that sound—why are you looking that way? Was Sebastian with him? Can you stop doing that?
What? No, Sebastian! Stop talking about people. No, it's my dog. Stop talking about dogs.
It's a smart guy though.
You have a pet dog?
I have two.
Do you? I don't see any. No, they're not here. We're—by the way, I do call him that—we're in a locker room right now, so obviously there's no dogs here.
You just said that's my dog.
Yes, my boy. Why'd you call him a dog?
Cause he's my friend. We call them the dog.
I know that's like what like hip people do in like 2023. Call people dogs. Yeah, like, "Yo, that's my dog." Like, I'd be like, "Yo, you're my dog." If I see you out after this, you're gonna call me a dog?
Yeah. Yeah, I would be like, "Yo, Bobby's my dog." My dog? Yeah. I don't like that. What would you—okay, what would you prefer to be called if I—if I was to reference you as my friend?
Hello. Feel free. Why? What's in that?
Like passion fruit juice and watermelon juice and Tequila. It's a really fruity drink.
I know. Okay, so yeah, I know. Sounds familiar, right?
Sure. You probably see this a lot at home, right?
No, because—why do you like fruity drinks?
Um, they're refreshing.
Try it. What side did you drink out of?
I haven't—I haven't tasted—oh, that was a lie. I had to take it. Yeah. What side?
I don't know. Just look for my like lip mark or something. Probably this time you should go same side so we can bond.
No, you went same side anyway.
No, you didn't. I saw it.
Nope. And I was watching you. I'll go same side of you right now. Okay. I have kovitz. It doesn't exist anymore.
Are you going on tour soon?
I'm actually um, going on tour in like four or five days. That's why we're like sleeping in the middle of an arena right now in Memphis, Tennessee.
Why do you want to do it here?
I didn't really have a choice. You kind of like really—we're super excited and like forceful, so I just tried to like make it work. And it's three in the morning. I had to go to sleep soon.
What time do you go to bed normally?
About like 6:30 a.m.
Oh, it's a good time. Yeah. What time do you wake up?
Like 2:30 p.m.
Why didn't you text me back when I text you at three o'clock and I asked you why you wouldn't film a podcast with me?
I did. I always hit you back. That's how we got here.
No, you didn't reply to me. I text you when I'm going to bed, and then you see it when you wake up.
I text you one time at three o'clock, and you didn't reply. At what—in the morning?
Yeah.
Why'd you follow me on Instagram?
Um, I don't know. You just remind me of people that I like.
Mm-hmm.
You know—why do you follow so many people on Instagram?
I don't really—it's a lot of people. I don't—do you know—3,000 people? Do I have 3,000 followers or follow 3,000 people?
Go ahead. I won't look.
Oh wow. Yeah. Kind of embarrassing.
Well, how many people do you follow?
300 and something.
Yeah. It's all relative, right?
Yeah. Wow, you have a lot of followers.
Not really.
Yeah, you do.
No. 620,000 people like care what you—it's not a lot compared to you.
Okay. Well, yeah, you know, like I said, it's all relative, but 620,000 is still really good. That's a lot of people. How do you feel like—like how do you feel about that? Because remember you told me about you were really jealous of somebody back in the day that had followers. Yeah, and then um, like how do you feel now that you've obviously just crushed that person's existence?
I feel like I wish I had the amount of followers that you had.
Okay, but you have a lot of followers. What about being grateful for what you have? Like how do you feel about—
I'm grateful for what I have, but my goal is to be bigger than you one day.
Oh, okay. Do you think that will happen? Huh? Do you think I can be—
How'd you get so big?
Um, why do you think people like you?
I don't know. I don't—I do not know.
When do you learn how to walk? What—when do you learn how to walk? Aren't you in a wheelchair? Oh, oh. Um, okay. What—you're firing off questions without answers. When I learned how to walk, probably when I was like—I don't know—like six months or something. You want something—in a wheelchair to walking here. It was an acting—I was on TV at one point—on the TV show—you portrayed someone who sits in a wheelchair, and you don't sit in a wheelchair yourself. Yeah, but it's like—um—yeah, but obviously like it's acting, you know. Um, what else you want to talk about?
What if you could—if you could hook me up with anyone, who would it be? Like, who would I see you being with?
Who would I see you being with? Yeah, if you could like like link me up with anyone, who would it be?
Beyoncé.
Okay. Or someone else, because Beyoncé is married.
Why do you know that? You follow her closely?
Everyone in the world—she's married to Jay-Z.
Oh, wow. Brushed up on your facts before this one, there.
Yeah, I did. Okay. Pick someone else. It doesn't have to be someone famous. It could be like—because why—you're not gonna marry someone that's not famous?
Of course I would. I I probably will end up marrying somebody that's not famous. Famous people really aren't that like—aren't that anything. They're not that intriguing.
They're not put—anything. You're not that anything or that intriguing.
No, I'm an anomaly.
Did you have trouble saying that word?
I don't know why I did. Try it again.
I'm an anomaly.
Good job. I didn't want to over pronounce it like that either. I'm an anomaly. I'm not gonna cut out you saying that wrong this time. Yeah, but okay. Yeah. Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, she's fine. Fire. Yeah, she's like—she's a—
She's a—
Do you think I'm a cup holder?
No, I was giving you something to drink. We have another soup. Okay, I want you to get in your bag.
My bag? Okay.
In your bag.
What's that?
I get you like in your zone—in your bag—in your bag. Yeah, you can take that one with you on—on the road. That is life. Just be like—any time you say a lot of things that don't make sense. I guess if you so—Jennifer Lawrence is fire. Do you like—what's yours? Who do you see yourself being with?
Does someone lock away your phone, or you're not allowed to like look at like current events or something?
I don't know. I'm saying like things that like everyone else is pretty privy to.
Seems like you're in front of me. That was a big word.
It's not—it's like five letters. You know what I mean? Like it sounded big.
Yeah. Who uses that word? And privy? Yeah, I've never heard anyone use that word before.
It's a good point. Yeah, so don't use words like that. Okay. Are you gonna take us away?
I'll just take it back.
What?
Thank you. What celebrity would you want to hook up with if you could, anyone in the world that you haven't already hooked up with?
Um, uh—and I don't really have anybody like—I don't have anybody—
Are you hooked up with all of them?
No, that's not why—I just like—I'm not really like a celebrity chaser.
Because you've hooked up with all of them?
If I could hook you up with anyone, it'd be my dog, Smiggs.
Smegs? Snakes? Smiley?
I'd hook you up with Smiley.
Can you tell me about Smiley? Let me show you. Pajama.
Mm-hmm.
Why would you hook me up with him?
I just feel like you need a little Smiggs in your life.
Smiggs? Is he well known or are you just a friend of yours?
I mean, yeah, he's pretty well known in my city and like pretty much like like throughout like the world, but like not like—like you—you wouldn't know him because like you obviously like had trouble like remembering who Beyoncé was married to.
So I didn't have trouble—you hesitated for a second.
No, you were proud of me because that's—Megs. That's who you want me to marry. Yeah. Any—any like—does he do anything?
He talks like Bobby. Like, "Yo, Bobby, you have to go to—you have to go to the garden and get me a General Tao." Bobby. That's how he talks.
That's really nice. Yeah, he's—he's like—it's like a—you know—you need that in your life. I feel like you need to spice things up.
B snakes. Yeah. Are you covering your phone in case you get messages that you don't want to see?
No, not really. I let the world see. My cousin just called me. That's about it. And my mom, I'm sure. So but yeah, you and Smiggs would be a hit.
Yeah, really fast. So you could hide the messages you're receiving.
I got nothing to hide from you.
You do. Have you ever gone through someone's phone?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What prompted that?
I wanted to know what was on their phone.
Oh, well, you've never gone through someone's phone before?
I think like—yeah, maybe one—
When's the last time you did it?
Years ago.
How long ago?
Years ago. How long ago? We gotta know.
Yours? Was it a girl that I was talking to that I knew he went through her phone?
Did you find anything?
Kind of. Yeah.
What'd you find?
Um, she took a—she took a guy to get his—to get his car cleaned.
Did you write a song about her after?
Um, no, not about that, but—
Do you write songs about people?
Yeah, I do. But not about her. No, it wasn't—it was that wasn't really that—I've had things hit a little harder than that, but—but I did think something was up, and then that day she—she did go with someone to get—get his car clean.
That feels kind of innocent.
I know. It sounds crazy. That doesn't—I'm too crazy.
No, I'm saying like it sounds like—it makes me sound crazy. Like—yeah, you did. Yeah, maybe there's more to the story. I just don't want her to watch this and then be like, oh—and then you—you know—but like, yeah, it started with that.
I'm on her side clearly.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That really did sound like—I didn't find—so she wanted to get her car washed? Like—no, she—she like went with the guy and like helped him like wash his car, you know.
Oh, I know. Sorry that happened to you. I'm really sorry. I hope that—I hope that you can recover.
What did you find?
Oh, he was cheating on me.
Oh, it's a lot worse than what you want. Why do you think you got cheated on?
Um, I don't think he liked me. But like, where—where do you think the void was?
The void? Yeah, like where you live. It's just like—ew, her name is Bobby. Why would I be with her?
Probably—no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I don't—I'm not like—like I just mean like—I was just like a confidence booster, like you're like—you're attractive, so it's obviously not like—you don't have to play shot—like, "Ew, Bobby," like—I just mean like—what do you think like—what do you think not makes men cheap, but like in your personal like—um—situation
What do you think? What do you think? Why do you think? Yeah, I don't know. You wrote a book, and then one line per page—quick read. I read it while I was waiting for you.
Really? Yeah. What do you think about my… my therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me, but if you finish it… but if… wow, no, but yeah… something about… yeah, if I finish listening to it… do you even write this? I did. I did. This is like 12 words. You're the ghost writer who wrote it. I wrote it with a friend of mine. The friend wrote that page. Uh, we wrote it together. Well, you don't remember how that ended? Okay, I don't remember every word of the book verbatim. I'm sorry. Rather us than love. Imagine me trying to front on this free app. Okay, I don't like this page. Okay, obviously, because it has like urban jargon on it that like intimidates you. Imagine me trying to front on this free app. Um, I look like… finish. She’ll sit up feeling like they realized… I remember that one. We all came up broke. I’m the only one that used my tools to fix it. What? But I’m sorry, like I forgot… like, okay, we don’t have to read every page like some trivia. I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Literally, partner up. Settle down. Settled. Okay, good job. Okay, that sounds good. Why’d you write that? Why’d you get married? Because why not? Why didn’t you get married? We get married. Why didn’t you get married? Um, I don’t know. It seems like… like not too… I don’t know. It seems like a thing of like ancient times or something. Maybe you’re never going to get married. You just said that earlier. You said you were gonna get married to someone who wasn’t famous earlier.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I will eventually. You asked me why… why haven’t I gotten married? Yeah, the truth. Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t think I can offer somebody what they’d be looking for right now—just consistency. I think my life, my work is my priority. So then I… I don’t… I wouldn’t wanna… I wouldn’t want to not be able to sleep around… contribute as a partner… playground. Don’t lie; we know what people glimpse into what your relationship is like. Judgy… Judge Larry. Don’t call me Larry. Um, so you don’t want to get married because you want to sleep around? Well, no, I don’t want to get married because like I just don’t want to disappoint someone, and like I’m not like Amish. What do you have against Amish people? I don’t… it’s just like I needed something to rebuttal the fact that you’re saying that I’m basically like a… thought. You are? Oh, you know what a thought is? I’ve heard that word. Yeah. How do you spell it? T-h-o-u-g-h-t. That’s nice. That’s how you like spell thought… thought… like thought… not… not like you… a thought. Has anyone ever called you… I just… no. You got that Bobby. Are you calling me that right now? Sorry, Bobby. What does that mean? It’s just fun saying it to you because like you don’t really get off on anybody because you don’t even really know what it means. I can just say it to you, and like I never really been able to just look at someone and say that to their face. Thank you for that compliment, Aubrey. No problem. Do you like when people call you Aubrey? Um, if it’s like… if it’s genuine… some people will be like… like if you were like… if you were like, “Oh, I interviewed Drake the other day,” and then like… like a girl that’s like met me a few times… like, “Oh, Aubrey,” right? You don’t like that? I just feel like it’s like used to like be like, “Oh, Aubrey…” Or my mom also like has like a kind of like vocal tone to my name that reminds me of like being scolded… to the… Aubrey. Did she call you Drake? No… ABS… OBS… that’s even more feminine. I don’t think we should get into the whole name game again because I feel like it’s just… it’s a slippery slope for you. I feel like it’s… that’s… I’m owning that my name is embarrassing. You’re not owning… I don’t think it’s about your name. I just think it’s about the fact that there were options. Yeah, it just… it gets… you know… I’ve been doing this so… hey, what… how long have you been doing this… what… your career… singing? Oh, do you consider yourself a rapper or a singer? Um, I consider myself a musician. Is that because you’re bad at rapping? Do you think I’m bad at rapping? I’ve never… what’s your favorite… what? You’ve never heard… yeah… on the radio… your music… what the name of your music? Okay, so do… like… you’ve never heard… you were gonna say… you can definitely… you can read music… no… ever… not that I can… never heard… Drake song… can you sing one? No, but like I’m just asking you like are you gonna be one of like those people was like, “I’ve never heard… heard you before…” Not that I would recognize… oh, that’s a strife. Okay, like you’ve never heard… like “Kiki, Do You Love Me?” Yeah, I’ve heard that. So then I wouldn’t recognize that was you though. What? Why do you think that was such a good sound… like “Kiki”… who’s Kiki? It doesn’t matter. The point is like you… you would not know who sang that song. You would just be like, “Yeah, absolutely.” That could be like if someone was like, “Oh, have you ever heard ‘Kiki, Do You Love Me’ by like Tyga?” Yeah, it would be like… you would fully be… good… absolutely… there’s no… okay, there’s absolutely… what’s your favorite Tyga song? See… married to Kylie Jenner… well, the guy that dated him… he didn’t… uh… yeah… maybe like before like the iPhone or something… like that’s such ancient… existing… huh? He raps… he sings… yeah… what’s… what’s your favorite Tyga? I don’t… I don’t know who that is. You want me to play some Tyga right now? No, I’m about to… okay, you’re gonna sit through this… the whole song? No, just like a little snippet… City [Music] uh-huh… nope… yeah… yeah… [Music] let’s get to the second hook at least… no… let him get to the second… are you friends with him? Uh, yeah… yeah, we’re cool. Did he send you that… don’t play… did he send that to you? No, it’s out… it’s… it’s a released song. Never heard it before… never… I don’t listen to music. You’ve heard “Rack City” for sure. That’s like… who’s your profile picture on Instagram? Is that your dad? What… the person on your Instagram page… it’s Lil Wayne. Who’s that? Stop this… stop this… can you play me a Lil Wayne song? There’s absolutely no way… I’m not… I refuse. If you don’t know who it is, I will… I won’t play it. I’ve heard his name… I’ve heard his name. I just thought it was a picture of your dad. That’s like a picture of you… does he look like me? That guy looks like me… the guy… no, he didn’t… that’s why I thought it was your dad. It’s… who… that’s what I don’t know… but you wouldn’t… what are you doing right now? What are you trying to do right now? I don’t know. I just feel like it’s like my dad versus your dad and like whatever… but like… what type of music do you listen to? “Rack City.” That’s what I listen to. What type of songs do you sing? Can you sing one, please? Like… what are mine? I play a song from you… I told you… “Kiki, Do You Love Me?” That’s the go-to song that you would tell people that you sing if people ask you something… your deepest cut? Yeah, that’s the one. That’s the one. Who’s Kiki? That really broke the mold, you know? Is it about… that’s the one that really broke the mold for me. Is it about… somebody named Kiki? Uh… I was about somebody… named… not… not… that’s like a nickname. What was her real name? Kiana. Did you make that up? Nope, I didn’t. You wrote a song about her? Yeah. Do you still feel sad when you think about her? Um, it was more like… it was more almost like a joke at the time… like… does she love you? No, I don’t think so. I’m sure she’s like fond of me, but like… it was just more like… I think she had made a comment like, “Oh, like you’ll never like write a song about me,” and then I was just like, “Watch this.” And then it made you a lot of money? It did. Well, do you like having a lot of money? I think that it makes life easier. How much money means nothing to you? Like, what’s an amount that you can just hand out and you’re just like, “Uh, no biggie”? I don’t know. I feel like I’m… that I don’t want to be… I don’t want to… some… oh my gosh, that much… okay, whatever the number is, can you give it to me? Sure, you can. Yeah, I’ll get a few right now. Do you keep cash on you? Yeah. Why? For moments like this… when’s… when some super… like semi-condescending but kind of… kind… like, “How much money do you have?” To talk to me, and she’s like, “Can I get like… whatever some money you’re willing to part with?” And I’m just like, “Yeah, sure, why not?” Thank you. That’s what I keep… before you don’t have to make this about race. I know. I’m sorry. I don’t know. I just didn’t know what else to say right there. Thank you for saying that. But like you’re… yeah… you’re… yeah, I don’t know. Yeah. If you had to write me a song right now, what would you do? What would you sing? What would I name it? No, sing the song that you wrote about me right now. Write me a song in your head right now. All right. I’d say… um… no… stop… stop talking and start thinking. Okay, and try to stop talking and start thinking. I’d be like [Music] um… I’ll be like… “Bombing Bobby.” People will probably think that I’m singing about a guy… Bobby… people will probably think that I’ll sing about a guy… cause you were almost also named Larry, and that… like that’s as far as I got so far. Keep going, please. Uh, okay. I don’t really have much past that. I don’t know anything else about you really. Okay, hold on… to you… guys know me… will you write me a song? I will. And then dedicate a whole album to me, please. Okay, I’ll send you a song… I’ll write you a song… I’ll actually write you a song… like a sweet song… a sweet song? Yeah. Yeah. Has any guy ever wrote you a song? No. What’s the nicest thing a guy’s ever done for you? Um… um… rough life. I’m trying to think… oh… okay. I hope… I hope it’s because there’s too many nice things. Yeah… buy me flowers… ah, sweet. Yeah. What’s an assistant textbook? Yeah, you know… normal people get flowers. No. Yeah. No, I’m not listening… a girl’s ever done for you? Nicest thing a girl’s ever done for me… I had a girl that made me a really nice leather-bound book of like memories and stuff… that I probably… would you still have it? Forgotten? Yeah, she just… she made me a leather-bound book. And you have it? Yeah. Yeah, I still have it. Yeah. You’re never gonna get rid of it. I hope not… unless like I lose it in a fire or something. That was nice of her. What was the most amount of money you’ve ever been handed in… what? I don’t know… just like… someone gave you money… cash… I don’t… for a deal or anything… so stop this… I can’t… you can’t answer that… no… not really… for a deal or like… I guess… yeah… no… no, I can’t… do you want to like rephrase the question? Yeah. Why is my mic bouncing? Because you’re moving yours, and you’re moving a lot… like your dad… what? You said your dad bounces… oh… oh… and you bounce a lot too. You should learn how to stay still a little bit more. Just stop moving, and then it will stop moving. Please don’t make fun of the microphones I brought. Are you making fun of the microphones I brought? No, I’m just like trying to like… I’m just trying to like… have them in my bag. Yeah, right. Yeah. What are your friends gonna think when you go home and you’re like, “Guys, I’m in my bag”? Say it… guys… I’m in my… what? Guys, I’m in my bag right now. What does that mean? Just say it… guys, I’m… I’m scared too. No, it’s not like… it’s not gonna get you in trouble… that’s it… guys, I’m in my bag right now. What does that mean? S… what does that mean? No, it’s nothing bad. It’s just… say it again. I will not be doing it. Please… please… please… say it again. [Music] 12… is that big or a little? I don’t know. What do guys wear… and shoes? I don’t know… which… like sounds small. Okay… what… what’s… what’s your favorite color? I never have a rebuttal to… what’s your favorite color? Baby blue. What a bad color. What’s your favorite color? Yellow. That’s a good color. Yeah. Does your shirt say African Canadian? What do you mean? African Canadian? Or what? Heritage Association? It was a gift from… who? My friend. What’s… what’s their name? Ashley. What’s wrong with that? She just told me to put it on. Do you wrap things that get you in trouble? Ever do it on purpose? Well, I try not to. I try not to. I don’t want to offend anybody, but you know… sometimes you just gotta pop your… you know… why do you say things like that? What? “Pop your…” I mean, I said it, but like… say it in a sentence. Say what I said. I don’t know what it means. Can you tell me what it means? Be like, “Yo, sometimes I gotta pop myself.” I’m not gonna say that. Why? Because I’ll probably get in trouble. No, it’s not… it just means like… sometimes you gotta… you know… talk that talk. How much longer do we have left? It’s your podcast. What’s it called? We’re really good. It’s a really good podcast. A really good podcast. Yeah. Okay. What else do you want to know? Are you gonna come see one of my shows? I’ll do… I’ll… when I perform “Kiki, Do You Love Me,” I’ll like… I’ll like… you won’t even be able to see me. No. How about I will come to one of your shows. If instead of saying “Kiki, Do You Love Me,” you’ll say “Bobby, Do You Love Me?” Again, it’s just… it’s pushing the boundaries on something that could be misinterpreted… like on my end. Just say it during your show, but then people are gonna be like… like… which… which guy is he? Oh, yeah, I get it. Um… yeah… uh… maybe they’re not gonna be like, “Oh, it’s gotta be the Bobby with the eye.” Yeah, say “Bobby with an eye, do you love me?” Do you love me? I’ll try and fit it all in. Then I’ll come to one of your shows. Are you inviting me to one of your shows? Yeah, I’d love it… Meyer type… um… I’d do it. Thank you. But I got… yeah, we’re gonna do it… there’s… you… not it… I know. I just went like… I like… you do it. I asked him… or your type… and you said I’d do it. It’s not funny. What’s your type? Describe it. Um… just… just somebody like… that’s an individual. You really have high standards… individualism… like… I like somebody that’s like their own… they’re not just like a carbon copy of like a person that I’ve seen a bunch of times throughout my existence. I like somebody with like a sense of humor, you know? I like… I don’t know… like… I’m asking you… just physically… what do you want them to dress up as? No… I… I know… I don’t need them… like… I just… I like… probably like… will… with them more if they like… are into cosplay… not with me… just like generally… like… I just like… you know… if you’re larger than I thought you were… that’s a fact for sure. You got no idea, honey. Are you like a 60-year-old man? Honey? You use that word seriously? It’s just… maybe it’s a remix that it’s making you say… honey… you should stop saying that word. You never know. Can you physically attract… can you… oh… that… I would never say that out loud… chauvinistic… is like… physically… what is your favorite type of… what’s your type? Describe your type. I… I appreciate beauty in many forms. You are so desperate… just anyone… I just appreciate beauty in many humans… like animals too… no… like… just like… obviously… I like… I like women that… you know… all of them… just… every… year… captivating… every woman presents themselves in a way that is intriguing and unique. What’s your type? Um… my type? Yeah… um… that’s a hard question… well, I can answer it… my type… why? What’s your type? Just men with a lot of money… that’s it. Yeah, I mean… type… no… more money than you… oh, okay. Yeah… a little bit more than you… definitely more than you… okay… a lot… a lot of money… okay… but what… aside from you… like… yeah… trying to leech someone’s bank account… like… what… what… what do you… into… money… what… what really like… money gifts… um… I like jewelry… I like… are you looking for a list of things to buy me? No, I just wanted to know like… what… like… what… what I’m attracted to… when… yeah… when you have your eyes… mostly… what type of car they’re driving… okay… um… if you have any jewelry on… how much it’s worth… would you ever get a BBL? No. Why not? What do you mean? That’s a surgery. Yeah. Are you attracted to women who get those? No, I’m just asking if you get it. I just… I’m not gonna get that… no… no… you can just… like… pop-up… was just a crazy one… absolutely not… it’s like a… I already have one… really? My… you can’t… I’m really… I’m not skinny… I think skinny is attractive… I’m not… what’s your best feature? Um… I have a really, really big butt. I’m so serious. I don’t laugh at that… really? Yeah… thick… thickiana… no… my name is Bobby. [Music] No… well, I don’t know… you said you have a crazy big butt and like… you want money… I want money… okay… hey, I’m more than just my butt. Okay. Yeah, you just were painting yourself out to be like… like… I just… I… all I’m… you asked me about my ideal man was and I just said he was very wealthy. Okay, and then you were like, “I have a huge ass,” and then I was like… you asked me what my best tray was and I was just answering. Okay. Is your ass like bigger than like… is it like… has it been something that you’ve dealt with your whole life? Like… people being like, “Wow”? Yes… all the time… crazy… it’s been so awful, and I… I might actually get it reduced at some point because it’s been so awful, and everyone… that’s all they care about me for. That’s tough. Yeah, it’s kind of like fame. Yeah… you would ask me… with the fame… yeah… that can be the title of our joint book. You want to write a book with me? Sure. Okay. Do you consider yourself famous? I think so. Yeah. At what level do you… is it okay for you to say that like, “Oh, I’m famous”? Because I would not say that… but I’m not famous… you… you could say that you’re pretty… you’re getting that 600k… left… that… left that girl in the dust… gone… take off… little Bobby… that’s when the mic starts agreeing… that’s what it is… almost like a green as we laughed… he laughed at something I said that was crazy… wow… you told the joke… I know… for once… that’s funny… um… what were you talking about? You… rich guys… cars… unattractive… when women just want you for your money… um… yeah… yeah… I don’t… I don’t want… I don’t want… I want someone to… can you hold your mic? No… my mic is… my mic is… my mic is like kind of like my like sidekick in this… in this interview… I’m like… like whenever I know I’m saying the right thing, my mic’s like… yeah… yeah… it makes like… almost like… you know… um… yes… I don’t want someone to just like me for my money… that’s my answer. Okay. What time is it, Bobby? This is insane. Don’t do that. I’m just checking. It’s 3:30 in the morning. This is great. Can I have another drink? I’d love to go… who are you saying that to? Just… I don’t know… usually there’s someone there that like would… okay… get something for me… so I’m just used to that… but someone’s really answering you right now… yeah… I know… little guy… they’re gonna say… please… with your… “Can I have another drink?” I… I actually was just… I just was saying it to the room. I didn’t think someone was actually gonna get it for me. Well, now that you see someone’s gonna get it for you… if he brings it… I don’t know… he’s going over there… he could have just left… say please… he’s not even in the room anymore… when he comes back… are you going to say thank you? I’ll think about her… can you…
Stop doing that. Uh, all right. You got that. All right. Ask me a couple more.
Are you taking me out? I'm just saying, like I flew all the way here. You did. I really do. On my daughter's first birthday. I wasn't gonna bring that up. You missed your daughter's first birthday to be here.
Dark, dark regret that you'll never be able to undo. Yeah. Horrible parenting. Where's your son? Somewhere safe. And it's not his birthday. When's his birthday? What does it matter? It ain't today.
Honey, don't call me honey. So I came here on my daughter's birthday because I thought I could get some good answers out of you. What's your daughter's name? Concrete. Concrete, really? Yeah, it's a great name. My oldest is Richard. My brother, my brother's record label is called Concrete Boys. Oh, no way. Yeah, that's really cool.
Yeah, um, I'm going to send your daughter a voice note right now to your phone. She's one. Hey Concrete, um, this is Jake, just wishing you a happy birthday. Uh, guess things weren't set in stone right for these plans because can you send her some money? Mom missed it to come interview me, but later on in life you'll hear this and you'll know that hopefully this goes somewhere for her. Can you send her some money? And I'm gonna send you how much? A hundred dollars, because that's what your mom said meant the most to her because I asked her. I said she could have anything.
For you. Don't call her okay. I sent that to you. You can keep that. Thanks, Libby. Appreciate it. Oh, and you just hand them your old one. You're not gonna say thank you for taking it. I said thank you. Happy birthday, Concrete. It's okay. She's one. Thank you. She doesn't even know. Like she doesn't like her name. You're her mom. Do you like her name, Concrete? Yeah, it's a great name. What made you think of it? Just want to do something unique. Yeah, that's a that's a hard name. You're so funny.
Well, thank you for ruining my daughter's first birthday today. I hope this helps me in life. Um, yeah, I hope this I hope this goes somewhere. And did you finish your song for me before we end this? No, I gotta I gotta I gotta just try really quick. No, just think. Just stop talking like I asked you to do last time and think. Um, oh, I don't even remember I left off, but I'd probably take it somewhere like um I'll probably take it they're like well I was like something like like Bobby, you remind me of a guy and then I was like I'd be like you're like you're the apple of someone's eye and like you missed the first one but maybe you'll be there when she's five.
What's on your nail? What's on your nail? The Italian flag. Why? Because I was feeling Italian like a week and a half ago. Okay. Well, thank you, Aubrey. That's it. That's it. No, we're ending on I don't know. Any other questions? Do you have any other questions? Not really. Not really. It's probably probably best. You skid out of home to be my mother right home. You're gonna buy me a flight home? I can do that. It's the least I could do. Can it be non-stop? Non-stop. Was that like a was that like a like the song? No, that song, the Drake song Non-Stop. Do you think it's funny when you reference your own song? No, I thought you can use that word and it doesn't mean your song. I just thought that you were ending the interview on a note where you were like haha I actually do know your songs. No, you were just asking. I don't know your songs. Okay. All right. I got excited. But I was excited when you followed me on Instagram. I was really excited. Actually, really. Yeah, like why? Just tell me why and then we can go say something. What do you mean? You have so many followers. Okay, but say something nice about like like you were excited because because so many people like you and I was like oh my God so many people like you and you followed me that's crazy. But then I realized you followed so many other people and I was like oh that's not that special. So I that it's like okay you shouldn't follow about 300 3,000 people. So but can you all right all right but can we end it off as it says one thing one nice thing one nice thing about you? Yeah, just so like people I like your hair. Thanks. We should do this again sometime. Said nobody ever to you. You can leave now. This is my room. I'm sleeping here tonight. Good talk.